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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I think he meant to put that in the beer or milk thread.
It'd make more sense there, at least. Somewhat. |
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Furry Furry Bah Gawd
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Lets come up with some worse ideas for what Abyss' secret could have been.
How about... Mitchell : Abyss...YOU WERE BORN A WOMAN! Abyss then reclaims his "womanhood" and feuds with Awesome Kong. |
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Smitten for Kittens
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Abyss can't see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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Smitten for Kittens
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Abyss still hasn't found Waldo
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Smitten for Kittens
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Abyss stole the cookies from the cookie jar
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Smitten for Kittens
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Abyss put the screw in the tuna
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Smitten for Kittens
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Abyss simply walked into Mordor
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Smitten for Kittens
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Abyss expected the Spanish Inquisition
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Smitten for Kittens
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Abyss is Rick James, bitch!
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Smitten for Kittens
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I could do this all fucking day.
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Furry Furry Bah Gawd
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Abyss likes Tom Jones.
Next Week on Impact!: "What's new pussycat, woah, woah woah..." |
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Quote:
They could also do a segment like Conan O'Brien's celebrity secrets. "Chris Abyss: Seeeeeecrets." |
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... Bank
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Abyss's Secret of the Day is...
"Abyss loves rock & roll, and he DID put another dime in the juke box, baby." |
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The Year of the Bullet
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T-N-A! T-N-A! T-N-A!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Abyss blew up Vince McMahon's Limo.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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It was not, in fact, Snitsky's fault. It was Abyss.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Abyss raised the briefcase in the ladder match.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Abyss still remembers.
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Furry Furry Bah Gawd
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The Cat called Abyss' Mother
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Abyss drove the hummer that ran down Stone Cold.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Abyss smelled what the Rock was cookin'.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Abyss is for kids, not Trix.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Abyss shot J.R. And by J.R., I mean Jim Ross.
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Furry Furry Bah Gawd
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Abyss did it for da rock.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Abyss was Undertaker's half brother.
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... Bank
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Abyss was the higher power.
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... Bank
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Abyss screwed Bret!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Abyss put the Ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.
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He's Here
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A bump from a spammer about cat constipation.
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king of sucks
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before i opened this thread i was thinking james was coming back to tna to rejoin abyss
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TPWW's Hardcore Legend
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WTF did you just wcw this thread xero?
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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it would be better if "VINCE" was his father.
They should play it up like its vince mcmohan but it should end up being Russo (if the age makes sense -) |
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He's Here
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Does the age have to make sense for TNA?
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Taller than Adam Cole
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Is Finkle
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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Incoming Text
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Abyss's next secret is that he dated a girl a long time ago, before he got into wrestling. One day, he was driving her home from a date and they got into a car accident. While Abyss attained only minor scarring, his girlfriend (let's call her Katie) died.
Abyss then couldn't help himself and had sex with her dead body.
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