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Old 03-30-2004, 11:57 PM   #41
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Ooh! I just came up with a good one (I hope)!


Things had been going bad recently, but when he saw Ultimate Warrior walking down the ramp toward the ring, Triple H REALLY freaked out.
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Old 03-31-2004, 12:38 AM   #42
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HHH (thinking): Hmmm, my hands are stuck to my head. Well that is too bad. But why....What happened. Lets see, did I touch something sticky? No, that isn't it. Am I sick, and some how my sweat has turned into a type of glue...no that doesn't make since. Hmmm, what could it be. Lets see, I talked to Rhyno earlier about how to make jobbers look extra weak by beating them in a minute. Hey, Rhyno's on Raw now isn't he? Why do I keep thinking Rhyno. Oh shit, I forgot, he has that super glue. Bastard, should have seen this comimg
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Old 03-31-2004, 02:58 AM   #43
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Tajiri never got used to the bold taste of Mountain Dew.


Ref: "Hey! My mom had a pair of those!"


Nidia freaked when she found 3-year-old leftovers in her fridge.


And as if he couldn't sink any lower, Kane debuts his new gimmick, "Glenda Jacobs".


After his thirty day low carb diet, Rosey has never looked better!


Shelton had lost the tag titles, lost his partner, and was now on a different show all together, but having to listen to HHH prattle on about his love life was more than he could stand.


Very few people knew that Rhyno was an excellent hockey player. Even fewer people knew that one could play hockey in a wrestling ring.


After the announcement that Backlash will feature YET ANOTHER thriple threat match between Benoit and Michaels and Hunter, the universe spontaneously combusts.


Benoit and Michaels watch in disbelief as Lillian disembowels Johnny Nitro. Fortunately for Johnny, he's too stoned to notice.


The matched was stopped for a couple of minutes as Michaels drags away an old man who somehow snuck into the ring.


Given Flair's age, he understandably needed some help when playing leapfrog.


Benoit was thrilled to win both the World Heavyweight and Tag Titles, but... Jesus Christ, when did Michaels grow breasts!?!?!


Sitting in the fifth row, God couldn't be more thrilled for his boy, HBK.


Johnny: "What's that, Cousin It?"
Batista: "Little Jimmy is stuck down a well?"


Even Benoit's discovery that the Ref was really Weird Al Yankovich wouldn't stop HBK from finishing his spinaroonie.


In a blasphemous heel turn, Michaels calls God a homo.


Though he didn't get the rare rookie one with the Team Angle singlets, Austin couldn't be happier with his new life-sized Shelton Benjamin cutout.


Trish: "So I regret nothing.... Aren't you supposed to be calling me a brutal trashbag ho about now?"
Chris: "I was chest ... I mean, I was just getting to tit... um, getting to it."


All chaos broke loose as a thirty-foot tall Trish Stratus terrorized the fans.


Christian knew it was wrong to cheat on Trish with Molly Holly, but there was something about rubbing his fingers through her bald scalp that made his naughty parts tingle.


Kane: "No really, Tajiri, try it. It's called Mountain Dew. It's the most refreshing drink ev-.... GYAAHHHH!!!!"


Hundreds of fans tossed their cookies when Kane sneezed on national TV.


Oh my God! It's Goldberg... And he's discovered Rogaine!


Quickly realizing that "Glenda Jacobs" was a dead-end gimmick, Kane debuts as "The Not So Jolly Grean Giant."


Desperate to beat Shelton in this match, Triple H resorts to using the Force.


Unfortunately, Shelton was no stranger to the old religion and he prepares to shoot lightning out his fingers.


Trips knew he was losing this match, but damn, Shelton gave the best back massages in the WWE!


Benoit knew this was low --- especially while Shelton was celebrating now less --- but if there was a golden opportunity to steal Shelton's wristband, it would be NOW.


Triple H: "Oh my God! I forgot to take out the trash! Steph is going to kill me!"
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Old 03-31-2004, 09:01 AM   #44
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Kane: "I didn't know that when you say the line, I don't know, on this show they pour slime on you.

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It's from Fun House...and I alrewady made reference to it!!
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Old 03-31-2004, 09:57 AM   #45
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It's from Fun House...and I alrewady made reference to it!!
Actually it's from you can't do that on television, not fun house. I'm not sure when fun house came out, but the show I am quoting was from the early 1980's, before you were born, and no I did not read, nor steal your captions.
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Old 03-31-2004, 10:48 AM   #46
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DAMMIT...you're right!! It was from you can't do that on Television. I thought it was from Fun House. My Bad.
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Old 03-31-2004, 10:58 AM   #47
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Tajiri learned that Coach isn't human... how can blowin someone be green?


Nidia: And this is an example of a French bush.



Shawn Michaels displays his new finisher... the Atomic Fart.


Christian: What do you mean you can't find it? I found it ealier.
Trish:I'm sorry, I'm tryin.


I'ma smoosh your little head.


Now I'ma smoosh yours.


Oh crap! My career is ruined! He smooshed my head!
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Old 03-31-2004, 11:28 AM   #48
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Tajiri, after Coach shows him all the moves from "Chicago."


PLATOON REDUX!


HHH jobbing 3 weeks in a row? Someone else has to do the jobbing.



HHH: Drinkin' with Austin?

Benjamin: ..y..yea.


Rhyno: Um.. you mean a match where.. I am the winner...? Well, its been a while..


Lillian: I have just been informed that Johnny Nitro will be called Johnny Nite Heat.. wait, now I'm being told it's now Johnny Confidential.. oh! And now, it's Eugene!

Johnny: Oh, crap.


Shelton: GOT YOUR NOSE!

HHH: I'm doomed.
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Old 03-31-2004, 11:47 AM   #49
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Desperately hoping the fans had forgotton about WM XVIIII, the WWE decides to recycle Trips 'hate crime' angle.
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Old 03-31-2004, 01:12 PM   #50
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DAMMIT...you're right!! It was from you can't do that on Television. I thought it was from Fun House. My Bad.
Is ok,
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Old 03-31-2004, 03:23 PM   #51
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Shawn Michaels destroys the mid-card glass house.



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Old 03-31-2004, 03:24 PM   #52
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LMAO at El Santo again! He really burned it up at the end. Hey! Pick a caption for you CotM nominee. It's really hard for me...

Props to gonMad00... who actually did a "got your nose" bit. I can't believe I didn't think of it yet. Or anyone else.
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Old 03-31-2004, 03:26 PM   #53
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LMAO at El Santo again! He really burned it up at the end. Hey! Pick a caption for you CotM nominee. It's really hard for me...

Props to gonMad00... who actually did a "got your nose" bit. I can't believe I didn't think of it yet. Or anyone else.
when/where can we do it?
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Old 03-31-2004, 03:32 PM   #54
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Just PM me. Or reply to the Caption Archive thread with suggestions. (you mean suggest CotM nominees right?)
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Old 03-31-2004, 03:47 PM   #55
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Really great stuff this week. Can't wait to see what gets nominated for COTM
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Old 03-31-2004, 05:47 PM   #56
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Man I wonder if any of mine will get nominated. Some sucked but I think I might of done some good for my first try.
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Old 03-31-2004, 06:43 PM   #57
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Glenn Jacob's horrible secret was finally revialed when he got busted open. He wasn't human, no he was a Vulcan. (Vulcans have green blood for you non-Star Trek watching losers).
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It's from Fun House...and I alrewady made reference to it!!
No, its from "You Can't Say that on Television" and the line is "what".

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Taijiri demonstrates Y2Stinger product placement.



Nidia was apalled that Molly resorted to stealing the finish of WXX's Angle/Guerrero match.



HHH: Damn, I'm late... HEY! EVOLUTION LEFT WITHOUT ME?!



HHH: You did a good job making it look like you thought my jobbing was funny. You've got talent kid.
Benjamin: "Look like?"



"I wonder who cleans the cages on this show...



HBK displays his Divine Flatulence.



Benoit: Yeah, and I'm Chris Thunder and that's Shawn Starrcade.



HBK: It's a magic trick, see, I steal someone's finisher and the bell rings on its own, haha!



Flair: Why do they always do this... I just wanna admire the view!



HBK: Pull my belt!



Insert "you're a homo" joke here.



Johnny: Look at this guys pants!!!



"Let's see who you really are, Mister!



Guy in front of sign: "This makes me want to punch myself."



Austin and Benjamin discuss plans to recruit Molly into their "baldy stable."
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Benoit: WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR!!!
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Old 04-01-2004, 12:18 AM   #61
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Old 04-01-2004, 12:38 AM   #62
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I have to give mad props to Sascha's captions, which are easy to overlook because they only come out one at a time, but they never fail to be gut busting hilarous. I'm still laughing over last week's "Gay congo line" one, by the way.
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