Things I Learned By Watching Wrestling

**Majunior** · 07-04-2010, 04:10 PM

I learned that in today's world, we have honest to God artifacts of legend, like an urn and a pair of dancing shoes. Having one of these artifacts in your possession gives you preternatural-- or sometimes supernatural -- endurance and recovery, if nothing else.

Any referee is easily distracted by whatever is going on away from what they are supposed to be watching. (The NFL, NBA, and sometimes MLB seems to back this up.)

The Rock seemed to spend a lot of time cooking. (Perhaps he graduated from the CIA?)

Listening to a mannequin head is a great career move, as long as your keep Wal-Mart out of the situation.

Being very good at your job and working your ass off for years still often results in you not really achieving much other than the respect and adoration of fans (or clients, or customers, or whatever). This seems to be backed up by the real world.

I learned that living a clean lifestyle ends up making you into a loser.

**SlickyTrickyDamon** · 07-05-2010, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Majunior

I learned that living a clean lifestyle ends up making you into a loser.

"Straight Edge Means I'm better than you" CM Punk. :foc:

I've learned that ECW fans can count to ten in Spanish for punches by Super Crazy, but WWE fans cannot for Rey Mysterio.

07-04-2010, 04:10 PM	#1
Majunior Posts: 399	I learned that in today's world, we have honest to God artifacts of legend, like an urn and a pair of dancing shoes. Having one of these artifacts in your possession gives you preternatural-- or sometimes supernatural -- endurance and recovery, if nothing else. Any referee is easily distracted by whatever is going on away from what they are supposed to be watching. (The NFL, NBA, and sometimes MLB seems to back this up.) The Rock seemed to spend a lot of time cooking. (Perhaps he graduated from the CIA?) Listening to a mannequin head is a great career move, as long as your keep Wal-Mart out of the situation. Being very good at your job and working your ass off for years still often results in you not really achieving much other than the respect and adoration of fans (or clients, or customers, or whatever). This seems to be backed up by the real world. I learned that living a clean lifestyle ends up making you into a loser.