Your Wrestling Pet Peeves/Utter Hatreds

**My Final Heaven** · 04-06-2015, 11:21 PM

The hyperbole for grinding into us that a finisher is supposed to be the most lethal thing known to man, when thousands of wrestlers have been using said move as a transition in matches for 50+ years.

ie - anyone else on earth does a Camel Clutch, and the announcers react with all the urgency of reading a soggy phonebook. fucking Rusev does so much as look at the back of somebody's neck, and it's all about shrieking "ACCOLADE! ACCOOOOLAAAAADE! NO MAN CAN ESCAPE! HE'S GOING TO BE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR 2 YEARS AND CRIPPLED FOR LIFE AFTER THAT!!! ACCOOOOOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAADE!!!! ASDFGIFLHIBBLE" for 10 goddamn minutes straight.

"Oh my god, Seth Rollins just ran to the ropes - CUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRB SSSSSSSSTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOMMMMMMMMPPPPPP!!! *sound of Michael Cole jizzing himself*"

04-06-2015, 11:21 PM	#11
My Final Heaven Save_Us.sandwich Posts: 1,749	The hyperbole for grinding into us that a finisher is supposed to be the most lethal thing known to man, when thousands of wrestlers have been using said move as a transition in matches for 50+ years. ie - anyone else on earth does a Camel Clutch, and the announcers react with all the urgency of reading a soggy phonebook. fucking Rusev does so much as look at the back of somebody's neck, and it's all about shrieking "ACCOLADE! ACCOOOOLAAAAADE! NO MAN CAN ESCAPE! HE'S GOING TO BE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR 2 YEARS AND CRIPPLED FOR LIFE AFTER THAT!!! ACCOOOOOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAADE!!!! ASDFGIFLHIBBLE" for 10 goddamn minutes straight. "Oh my god, Seth Rollins just ran to the ropes - CUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRB SSSSSSSSTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOMMMMMMMMPPPPPP!!! sound of Michael Cole jizzing himself"