Ermaximus, Cool King, Xero, and Tazz Dan Present: Raw Thread for 07/23/12 Billy and Dolph vs. The World.

[ClockShot]

Heh heh. He bleeped "ass".

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Ermaximus]

I imagine Iginfest is creaming himself right now.

[Blitz]

Had to censor ass, really.

[#1-norm-fan]

Dammit, I love when Road Dogg has a mic. He oozes charisma.

[GD]

5-time tag team champions of the woooooooooooooooooooooooooorld!

[CSL]

I'd like somebody in the truck to play clips on the titantron from the Outlaws shoot calling Triple H is a fucking piece of shit and how they'd rather starve than go back to WWE http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Droford]

mark henry and the rock need to come back noiw..nod vs dx lol

[#1-norm-fan]

Had to censor ass, really.

Probably didn't have to. I'm betting he was just kinda fucking around.

[Rollermacka]

Wow, how long has it been since X Pac has gotten a positive reaction from a wrestling crowd?

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Trips bringing out the hairline brag

[AJ]

!#%!#!%@$^

MARKING OUT HERE!

[GD]

lol...this is hilarious.

[Tazz Dan]

hahahahaha

[Corporate CockSnogger]

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING. Billy and Shawn <3

[CSL]

ah ha my little sunshine

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. I was wondering who was gonna say this part.

[Keith]

LOL Shawn losing his smile!

[Ermaximus]

LOL Playgirl quiet shot.

[Corndad]

and i needed the money HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Savio]

Billy Gunn kinda looks like Tito Ortiz

[Immortal Moose]

lmao

[Corporate CockSnogger]

X-Pac not being given anything to say

[GD]

Nooooooooooooooooooooo....

[Droford]

sandow? wtf

[Juan]

lol omg

[el bobbo]

SANDOW!!!

[Corndad]

SANDOW lol

[CSL]

Sandow getting the rubbbb

[Ermaximus]

Please DX, Kill this fucking piece of shit.

[#1-norm-fan]

SANNNNNNDOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RawRocks]

who is this asshat

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL. I love this Raw already.

[Ermaximus]

Sandow eats 5 finishers.

[loopydate]

Love love love love that Sandow gets the DX rub. He's about to eat a bunch of finishers, but he's in the ring with DX.

[Crimson]

barbaric baffoons haha

[Corporate CockSnogger]

GIVE HIM A FAMEASSER

[Rollermacka]

How epic would it have been if Voodoo chile hit and Hall, Nash and Hogan had come out instead of Sandow?

[#1-norm-fan]

lol this guy is money.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: debate on whether or not to kick Sandow's ass

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Sandow is the man</font>

[Immortal Moose]

lol "That's very rude."

[#1-norm-fan]

HAH! "That's very rude"

[Droford]

lol what chant for sandow and his large wirds seems appropriate

[Tazz Dan]

Greatest thing ever

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Billy Gunn does do that part better than Shawn.

[DirtyD]

Great start off

[CSL]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Triple H wont let Billy Gunn say it by himself because of the shoot video where he said Triple H liked to suck on Chyna's man dong <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAW1000">#RAW1000</a></p>&mdash; Not Dave Meltzer (@NotDaveMeltzer) <a href="https://twitter.com/NotDaveMeltzer/status/227557788719656961" data-datetime="2012-07-24T00:16:19+00:00">July 24, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Tazz Dan]

Totes forgot about the wedding

[RawRocks]

awesome start

[Savio]

X-Pac not being given anything to sayHe never usually says anything...except if he is about to face someone.

[Tom Guycott]

Billy Gunn does do that part better than Shawn.

He's here to show the world!

[Droford]

whts tjis song tonught the night

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lol the stream I have has just switched over to Babestation

[Corndad]

X-Pac looks like he has been working out at Old Country Buffet. #Raw1000 (https://twitter.com/search/%2523Raw1000)
— Steve Braband (@stevebraband)

[Immortal Moose]

And we're back.

[RawRocks]

Well.. the more things change the more they stay the same.. damn servers

[Corndad]

Old School Raw. Old School Servers

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oh hai

[ClockShot]

While the site was down:

I didn't watch any of that tag match, but caught Sheamus botch the ICB.

And I hope they don't jam this tout crap down our throat all night.

Oh look, Charlie Sheen. He looks sober........for now.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Good to see they found some use for Charlie Sheen. Not quite as effective as the Twitter thing would have been but... okay.

[PorkSoda]

Is anybody experiencing audio problems? Every other TV show has audio but Raw is mute.

[Ermaximus]

Lol at that black guy on Tout.

"Go see a psychologist."

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lol the stream I have has just switched over to Babestation

This has happened at every ad break, last time it was changed to a gay channel though.

[Corndad]

THE HAND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[Emperor Smeat]

:rofl: Mae Young's Hand child grew up

[Blitz]

Wow.

[Feed me!]

The hand!!!

[DaVe]

lol

[Immortal Moose]

FUCKING WOW LMFAO!

[CSL]

lol I don't even know with that hand

[Theo Dious]

GOOD FUCKING LORD

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>ROFLLLLLLLLL</font>

[Cool King]

HER HAND! :rofl:

[Rollermacka]

Jim Ross's Goatee# trending world wide

[Corporate CockSnogger]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE HAND

[RawRocks]

the hand LOL

[McLegend]

lol Mae's Young's child hand all grown up.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Hand baby has become hand man.

[Keith]

Haha the hand.

Nice, WWE. Well-played.

[Ermaximus]

LOL WTF? Mark Henry should've been there.

[ClockShot]

It's Thing, all grown up.

[Droford]

the hand should wrestle

[LoDownM]

lol. Need Booker's "Tell me I didn't just see that" line right now.

[Tazz Dan]

He's here to show the world!

I see what you did there

[Savio]

....already near 10 pages

[Blitz]

The Hand should be signed and pushed to the moon immediately. Second generation superstar.

[Cool King]

My stream keeps freezing at random times and it's pissing me off. http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon8.gif

[Savio]

The hand should be half black

[parkmania]

Mae Young's hand was awfully light-skinned for an interracial baby.

Now all we need is a Katie Vick sighting.

[PorkSoda]

Can anyone give me a stream?

[PullMyFinger]

LOL @ the hand

[Tom Guycott]

Lol at that black guy on Tout.

"Go see a psychologist."

At first, I thought that guy was Shad.

[Tazz Dan]

My stream keeps freezing at random times and it's pissing me off. http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon8.gif

Check your rep

[loopydate]

That hand is very very large for only being like thirteen years old.

[Keith]

Young WWE fans are probably going like "WTF? A guy dressed as a hand? WHY?"

[Droford]

hand s only 12 though..

[Ermaximus]

The Hand should be signed and pushed to the moon immediately. Second generation superstar.

He can unify all the belts, including the Diva's since they can bill him as transgender.

[Rollermacka]

Mae Young's hand was awfully light-skinned for an interracial baby.

Now all we need is a Katie Vick sighting.

I heard she's gonna be in a Kennel from Hell match later tonight

[Innovator]

No one? It has to be me?

MAE CHEATED ON MARK, THE HAND WAS WHITE! GET HER MIZARK

[Tom Guycott]

Mae Young's hand was awfully light-skinned for an interracial baby.


Have some couth, he could be sensitive about a genetic pigment issue.

[Innovator]

Product Placement!

[Droford]

cheep plug time

[ClockShot]

A Sonic carhop?

The fuck is this?

[Ermaximus]

Lol Sonic product placement.

[Poit]

Vintage product placement!

[Corndad]

Random Sonic carhop

[Cool King]

SWAGGER!

[Rollermacka]

OH! Sonic product placement

[Tom Guycott]

Thwagger's entrance just jobbed to the Sonic carhop!

[ClockShot]

Swagger's in a squash. Swagger's in a squash.

[Innovator]

I want a Rikishi/Brodus dance off after this, please

[ClockShot]

Still remember when Brodus returned and we were all just in shock at the gimmick.

[Ermaximus]

And Swagger continues to get buried. I would mark if WWE got Swagger in old man makeup and had him play older Swagger only to have him go "back in time" and give Swagger the keys to be world champion again.

[RawRocks]

The Brodus Clay bit is getting old

[PullMyFinger]

Brodus gonna bury Swagga.

[Tazz Dan]

lol Live in New Zealand. If you're streaming

[Droford]

lol i ddnt get to mention..the side bar thing withbtwtter handles..poor sin cara isnt on twitter

[Corporate CockSnogger]

hahahaha yesssssssssssss

[Corndad]

Dude Love!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>DUDE</font>

[Droford]

dude love! wtf

[Tazz Dan]

DUDE!!!!!!

[Innovator]

I'll take Dude Love

[Rollermacka]

Sonic Carhop# trending worldwide

[CSL]

lol Dude Love, he's surely gonna do Mankind and Cactus later in this case

[Blitz]

lol Dude Love and Brodus. Full marks.

[Innovator]

Swagger Horowitz

[PullMyFinger]

Good god, Swagger clearly looked like "lets just get this over with" from his entrance, to that selling LOLLL

[ClockShot]

Stars & Stripes get-up for Clay. Something I'm missing today?

[Keith]

Ugh, Mick.

This crowd's not buying this.

[Corndad]

Tye Dyed Socko!

[Immortal Moose]

Lol Dude Love socko

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Swagger just took kind of a fight to Ryback. Thought they were going somewhere with that...

[Ermaximus]

TRISH!

[CSL]

Micker got some new boots

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Remember when Jack Swagger was World Heavyweight Champion?</font>

[PullMyFinger]

IS THAT TRISH?!!? OMG !!!! EVEN BETTER!

[Rollermacka]

Totally would have taken Rikishi over Dude (have Mankind come out later with Rock)

[Tazz Dan]

Trish :love:

[Corndad]

TRISH! Please do the spot and Stephanie comes in!

[Droford]

hhh and trsh lol

[Tazz Dan]

Steph gonna walk in

[Tom Guycott]

holy Jesus...

[Feed me!]

Trish is still the hottest diva ever

[#1-norm-fan]

Stephanie is gonna walk in

[ClockShot]

That Trish as a brunette?

[Immortal Moose]

That Trish as a brunette?

Yep

[ClockShot]

Looks like she got a facelift.

[Innovator]

LOL, is he having her committed?

[Corndad]

They missed that spot

[ClockShot]

I hardly recognize her.

[Blitz]

White tux. Looking classy.

[Ermaximus]

The fuck? Those were orderlies. Is Daniel Bryan going to have AJ committed?

[Rollermacka]

..... And X Pac got creepy with a chick. Actually lasted longer than I thought he would

[Droford]

why do his best men look like nutbhosputal people lol

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Love the constant references. Was expecting Steph to walk in again then though. That X-Pac bit was a bit awkward though.

[Tom Guycott]

I thought Steph was going to come in, but this was okay, I guess.

Nice that Pac hung out after making sure everyone else left to awkwardly sleaze on her, though.

[RawRocks]

The Expendables 2 .. gotta see that

[Emperor Smeat]

LOL, is he having her committed?

:lol: I thought the same

Must be his backup plan in case AJ has one of her "crazy" tantrums today

[Keith]

Now we know why they didn't have XPac speak to open the show.

[#1-norm-fan]

The fuck? Those were orderlies. Is Daniel Bryan going to have AJ committed?

Holy shit, if that's what happens it will be amazing. lol

[Savio]

Love the constant references. Was expecting Steph to walk in again then though. That X-Pac bit was a bit awkward though.
I'm unsure if it was supposed to be.

[RawRocks]

AJ to the nut house.. funny!

[Ermaximus]

I seriously see AJ leaving with The Miz after all of this is said and done.

[#1-norm-fan]

..... And X Pac got creepy with a chick. Actually lasted longer than I thought he would

Should have been Johnny Curtis. Fuck X-Pac.

[ClockShot]

Orton gotta drop by.

[BigCrippyZ]

Orton is suspended

[Cool King]

Holy shit, if that's what happens it will be amazing. lol

I agree. It would really make this angle so much better, in my opinion.

[Damndirty]

Tye Dyed Socko!

I want Tye Dyed socks!

[ClockShot]

The wedding this early? I had it pegged at the 10 o'clock hour.

[Droford]

slick..lol

[Tazz Dan]

Slick :heart:

[RawRocks]

The Wedding .. good

Get this over with

[parkmania]

Were those guys orderlies or just the catering staff?

Doctor of Style Slick?!?!?

[Corndad]

Doctor of STYLE!

[Savio]

Don't remember him

[ClockShot]

SLICK!

[Blitz]

Was pretty much hoping Eric Bischoff would come out as the fake minister, tbh.

[CSL]

WELL I MET THIS LADY AND I TOLD HER QUITE A STORY, SAID I'D LOVE HER FOREVER MOREEEEEEE

[#1-norm-fan]

SLICK!!!

[Rollermacka]

A Jive Soul Bro, A Jive Soul Bro

[Tom Guycott]

This is now officially the greatest RAW evar... THE SLICKSTER TALKIN' AT YA HONEY, YEAAAHHOOOO!!!

[Keith]

Should've had Brother Love, but ok.

[Savio]

Its Eric Bishoff under a mask

[Juan]

whts tjis song tonught the night

Yeah.

[ClockShot]

You know that for a fact, don't ya King?

[Crimson]

omgg the SLICKSTERRRRRRRRRR..CHEER HIM YOU DAMN CROWD

[Droford]

Was pretty much hoping Eric Bischoff would come out as the fake minister, tbh.




tna has the love brother

[Rollermacka]

Now all were missing is Akeem :shifty:

Yard Bird# trending worldwide

[ClockShot]

Goin' to the chapel and we're.........gonnnnnnnnnna get marrrrrrrrrried.

[#1-norm-fan]

"In exchange for my services tonaaaaaaught!"

[CSL]

Was pretty much hoping Eric Bischoff would come out as the fake minister, tbh.

Smackdown 1000 http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Damndirty]

AJ should be married to herself for sake of fucked up storylines.

[PullMyFinger]

LOL @ #AJIDONT being #1

[#1-norm-fan]

God, King is being extra corny tonight.

[Tazz Dan]

You know you've made it as a Diva when you get a wedding

[Droford]

weddings and wrestling 98% of tne time are a disaster

[Immortal Moose]

God, King is being extra corny tonight.

Same jokes he gives at every wedding.

[ClockShot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH!

Wait, wrong wedding.

[CSL]

could be a great bit of heat here for DBD is those were supposed to be orderlies

[Tazz Dan]

Sable & Al Wilson

[Crimson]

The hell with the wedding ,just play Slicks theme again

[ClockShot]

Get to the part where if someone wants to stop it, slick.

[RawRocks]

the WHAT chants LOL!

[Corndad]

Love Slick lol

[PullMyFinger]

LOLLL I cant take this seriously, Im dying here

[Juan]

lollll omg Slick. This is awesome

[#1-norm-fan]

Holy shit, Slick is gonna have a stroke.

[Tazz Dan]

Slick is totally R-Truth in 20 years

[Gass]

lol slick u funny fuck

[Emperor Smeat]

Ha Bryan and AJ trying hard not to laugh

[Cool King]

MARRIAGE!

[Corndad]

Kane?

[Tom Guycott]

lol at the "amen"s from the audience!

[Droford]

lol i never heard that before

[#1-norm-fan]

LOLLL I cant take this seriously, Im dying here

You will take this wrestling wedding seriously, dammit. :foc:

[ClockShot]

Anytime, Punk.

However, I also think this comes out clean.

[Tazz Dan]

AJ, I know we've had our up's and down's... Now I want some in's and out's :naughty:

[#1-norm-fan]

MARRIAGE!

I SAID MARRIAGE!

[parkmania]

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[Rollermacka]

Anytime, Akeem.

Fixed it :yes:

[ClockShot]

Lil' Jimmy in the ring?

[Droford]

wtf

[PullMyFinger]

LMAO @ slick

[#1-norm-fan]

AWWW SHIT!

[Juan]

lol the look on Slick's face lollll

[Crimson]

hahahaha Slicks reactionnnnnnnn

[CSL]

lollllllll Bryan's attempt at looking dismayed

[Damndirty]

KAAAANNNEEE

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL SLICK'S FACE

[Immortal Moose]

WTF LOL

[Juan]

lol wtf is this

[Emperor Smeat]

Well at least its not Hornswoggle

[CSL]

one day he'll get through a segment without looking like he's on the verge of laughter

[RawRocks]

WTF

[Tazz Dan]

lol Vince?

[#1-norm-fan]

KANE!!!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL what the fuck hahaha

[DaVe]

WHAT AHA

[Corndad]

She married Vince? LOL

[parkmania]

When did Vince turn Mormon?

[Cool King]

The fuck!?

[Keith]

Oh, no.

[#1-norm-fan]

THIS IS GETTING AWESOME!

[Tazz Dan]

Yes!!!!!!!!!

[Damndirty]

Daaaaa fuck!!!!?

[ClockShot]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

[Blitz]

...alright.

[Droford]

lol..stupid