Ermaximus, Cool King, Xero, and Tazz Dan Present: Raw Thread for 07/23/12 Billy and Dolph vs. The World.

[Rollermacka]

:lol: WWE needs to sign that brittish guy with the Jericho jacket

[Corndad]

or save money and just play it on WWE '12 lol

[Tazz Dan]

October 30th is my Birthday :)

[Crimson]

SPOILER ..CENA WINS vs. Stonecold

[ClockShot]

Was one of those signs in the video game blurred?

[#1-norm-fan]

Wow. Thought WWE13 was out already. Is it normal for games to have that long of a hype before coming out?

[CSL]

this will be the last time you ever see Stone Cold Steve Austin wearing a suit *nut shot*

[RawRocks]

Vince vs Stone Cold.. those were the days

[Tazz Dan]

Was one of those signs in the video game blurred?

It was Tb1's 'Tazz Dan For Mod' sign :-\

[Droford]

austin should have aj cimitted and be raw gm lol

[Cool King]

WWF LOGO!

[Feed me!]

It was the wind!

[loopydate]

If that's all the Austin we get tonight, I'm good.

[RawRocks]

another commercial break? we just had one

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Would love to see @<a href="https://twitter.com/steveaustinBSR">steveaustinBSR</a> vs. @<a href="https://twitter.com/JohnCena">JohnCena</a> in a battle of jorts. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/227586539532738560" data-datetime="2012-07-24T02:10:34+00:00">July 24, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

Wow. Thought WWE13 was out already. Is it normal for games to have that long of a hype before coming out?

THQ needs the money.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>We apologize for showing the unblurred WWF Scratch Logo. Please don't sue us, pandas. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/227587136877125632" data-datetime="2012-07-24T02:12:56+00:00">July 24, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[#1-norm-fan]

THQ needs the money.

Shouldn't they release the game asap then?

[Cool King]

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[Gone Mad]

Just passing by to say hi. Pretty crazy all these forum crashes, huh?

[Corndad]

And here comes the Comedy segment.

[RawRocks]

Santino with the former Raw GM and Fink in the ring

[PullMyFinger]

Someone snapshot those Cole shots and make MEMEs

[Droford]

when dud cena turn into steiner lol

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lol there's gonna be gifs of Cole with that John Cena doll.

[Rollermacka]

And now we get Satino and Hornswoggle :-\

[CSL]

lolll Cole then, dunno

[Ermaximus]

FINKEL!

[Tazz Dan]

Please be a legends battle royal

[ClockShot]

I had a Macho Man one of those.

Kinda wish I still had it. :'(

[loopydate]

That kid looked thrilled

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Right that's about enough of Santino, get him off now.

[Savio]

They were getting rid of the Orton ones

[Droford]

have a higan and warrior wrestling buddy..

[ClockShot]

THE FINK!

[Cool King]

THE FINK!

[Tazz Dan]

ONE MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

[CSL]

YES PEEEEOPLE

[Ermaximus]

Slater vs Blackman.

PLEASE!

[Tom Guycott]

"THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!"

[Keith]

Heath Slater has some tig ol' bitties.

[Droford]

taker?

[Cool King]

The One Man BAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAnd!

[Gone Mad]

-- PEEPS UNITE!! IT'S THE ONE MAN BAND... --


;)

[#1-norm-fan]

WHY IS THIS NOT A TITLE MATCH!? Extra points, dammit.

[Rollermacka]

and now Slater gets beaten up by the Fink

Side note, does anybody else like Fink more than any other ring announcer they've had?

[Krow]

Genuine LOL at "He lost all his matches!"

[Corndad]

Slaters gonna get owned lol

[RawRocks]

Lita?!?!?!

[#1-norm-fan]

Epic? HERE COMES CHARLIE SHEEN!

[Tazz Dan]

LITA

[Droford]

lita? wtf

[Immortal Moose]

LOL LITA!

[ClockShot]

Lita got legend status?

[Jura]

So hot

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oh.

[GSP]

God she looks great

[Rollermacka]

Lita.... is that it?

[CSL]

yah, set up to take a bunch of finishes then with the stips

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL. Lita gonna beat the hell out of Slater no holds barred.

[Crimson]

Lita looking kinda hot

[Corndad]

Lita has aged well. DAMN

[Tom Guycott]

What's the over/under on Essa Rios coming out

[CSL]

lol bell man

[Cool King]

Holy Christ, she's hot.

[ClockShot]

APA!

[Emperor Smeat]

:D APA appearance

[Tazz Dan]

APA

[Corndad]

APA!!!!!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait, wasn't I just talking about how WWE doesn't do men beating up women? Slater can't get any offense in.

[RawRocks]

YES!!!!!!!!!!! APA!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

APA YESSSSSSS

[Ermaximus]

APA AND LITA!!!!

[Tazz Dan]

fjsldhkfhjliskfjhklshgklfsfjkldhjglkdsd BRADSHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cool King]

APA!

[Krow]

Oh shit

[Gone Mad]

The APA!!! And there goes Heath's head!

[Immortal Moose]

FUCK YEA! APA! I'm really marking out now.

[Tom Guycott]

Nevermind, I was wrong.


... DAMN!

[loopydate]

Lita has aged well. DAMN

Yeah, Lita looks better now than she did in her "prime."

[RawRocks]

LOL Awesome

[Keith]

LOL at Sid running

[ClockShot]

Poor Slater.

[Tazz Dan]

This is awesome

[Savio]

Bradshaw is a republican now though

[Crimson]

haha i like Slater a little more after all this

[Poit]

Murder by lariat

[Rollermacka]

Is Slater's skin now the same color as his hair?

Side note, :lol: at Vader stealing the spotlight and running down first

[Droford]

and heath slater was never seen again

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL Slater selling that clothesline like a beast!

[Blitz]

Hey that moonsault looked slightly less sloppy then usual. W2G Lita.

[RawRocks]

DAMN!

[CSL]

best night of Slater's life

[Savio]

They are all gonna dance!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

JBL should mosey on over to that announce booth now.

[Crimson]

James Lauranitis plays for the Rams right..he should make a run in in his Rams uni with daddy

[#1-norm-fan]

What if Animal had tripped accidentally and one of his spikes impaled Slater?

[Droford]

sean mooney!

[Juan]

HOLY SHIT SEAN MOONEY

[Corndad]

SEAN MOONEY! LOL

[Tazz Dan]

SEAN MOONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RawRocks]

SEAN MOONEY?!?!?!?!

[CSL]

holy shittttttttt Sean Mooney

[Crimson]

Mooney!!

[Rollermacka]

Murder by lariat

JBL now needs to do that to Ryback

[Jura]

I'm horny now. Thanks Lita.

[Cool King]

Oh wow, Sean Mooney!

[CSL]

just need Brain being banned from the building now :'(

[#1-norm-fan]

SEAN MOTHERFUCKING MOONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

No idea who Sean Mooney is.

[ClockShot]

Side note:

Punk's dating Lita now. I see why. Way to go. :y:

[Savio]

Winning!

[el bobbo]

Sheen vs. Bryan

[Droford]

dbry vs sheen at summerslam..i sure hope nt

[Cool King]

I'm horny now. Thanks Lita.

Pitching a tent.

[Tazz Dan]

No Stone Cold yet.... With this angle that's supposedly gonna shake up the summer, maybe he'll return for an angle with Punk?

[Juan]

No idea who Sean Mooney is.

I'm sorry :(

[Crimson]

Mooney, Fink, Slick.. miss the early 90's :(

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait, I don't remember Sheen calling Bryan an oompa loompa

[Krow]

Sean Mooney looks like Alan Thicke

[Rollermacka]

Come on now, another Anger Managment plug?

[Krow]

Also: Lita. Yup.

[Droford]

wwe is slowly morphing into wcw

charlie sheens gonna wun the belt snt he

[#1-norm-fan]

Bring back Sean Mooney dammit!

[RawRocks]

I need a time machine to go back to the good old days .. what a night

[Droford]

is a yar ate on the charle sheen bandwagon

[Juan]

wwe is slowly morphing into wcw

charlie sheens gonna wun the belt snt he

:?:

[Droford]

Bring back Sean Mooney dammit!

they should have gotten adamle back again

[Tom Guycott]

No idea who Sean Mooney is.

Next, you're going to tell me you don't know who Todd Pettingill is.

[Corndad]

Lita makes me also miss Torrie Wilson.

[ClockShot]

Alex Gurrerro Jr.

Any relation to Eddie or Chavo or someone from that family tree.

[LoDownM]

Damn, I never thought Lita was that attractive before, defiantly would do her now tho.

[Savio]

Waka Flocka

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yesssssssssss Fozzie Bear

[Corndad]

Fozzie Bear. This epicness is getting too much to handle now.

[Rollermacka]

Best catch phrase of all time....

GIVE ME THAT FUCKIN MIC!

[Krow]

...

Shark jumped.

[DLVH84]

What if Animal had tripped accidentally and one of his spikes impaled Slater?

That would be awesome. No more one man band.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>This has been a quality show but the amount of time they've devoted to this pointless social media shit is kinda daft.</font>

[Keith]

Come on! RAW 1000 without Austin?

Have him come out and cost Cena the match or something!

[Tazz Dan]

lol INDEEEEEEEED

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Funakiiiiii

[#1-norm-fan]

they should have gotten adamle back again

Show's not over yet. :yes:

[Poit]

Loving this catchphrase segment.

[Tazz Dan]

Come on! RAW 1000 without Austin?

Have him come out and cost Cena the match or something!

No Stone Cold yet.... With this angle that's supposedly gonna shake up the summer, maybe he'll return for an angle with Punk?

:mad:

[ClockShot]

MACHO MAN SIGHTING!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>OKERLUND</font>

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Hahaha GTV reference.

[Tazz Dan]

haha GTV

[Droford]

gtv lol..haha

[ClockShot]

MEAN GENE, BROTHER!

[Tom Guycott]

GTV... least its not Hornswoggle

[Rollermacka]

MACHO MAN SIGHTING!

Exactly, I'm happy with tonight

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: GTV = Mean Gene TV

[Droford]

continuity error..okerlund was in wcw at the time

[ClockShot]

lol.

Ryder giving the universal "let's get out of here" sign.

[#1-norm-fan]

Gene should have said "Yeah, it was me" just for another hilariously anti-climactic finish to a dead storyline.

[Cool King]

I'm noticing a hell of a lot of unblurred WWF Logos tonight.

[Savio]

Gene: It was me Ryder! It was me all along!

[Keith]

We haven't had any Razor Ramon or Diesel sightings, what's up with that?!

[Tazz Dan]

continuity error..okerlund was in wcw at the time

Gene did say he wasn't with the company at the time.

[Savio]

continuity error..okerlund was in wcw at the timeGene said that

[Tom Guycott]

Best catch phrase of all time....

GIVE ME THAT FUCKIN MIC!

King: "Uh oh!"

[Droford]

I'm noticing a hell of a lot of unblurred WWF Logos tonight.
they were probably like, fuck it im tred of bluuring everything

[Crimson]

Slick is still trending :cool:

[Droford]

We haven't had any Razor Ramon or Diesel sightings, what's up with that?!

evil jr should bring them back

[Cool King]

Slick is still trending :cool:

MARRIAGE!

[Gone Mad]

I think I'm with everyone here. Stone Cold definitely needs to make an appearance.

BAWGAWD STONE COLD!

[Corndad]

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[Tazz Dan]

Kane vs Taker?

[ClockShot]

You'd think for a milestone episode of Raw, Kane would get his old theme music back.

[Droford]

kane doesnt have a twitter

[Crimson]

Kane match..it's looking like the main event won't be that long,hmmm

[Juan]

...

Shark jumped.

:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

[CSL]

Taker maybe

[Tazz Dan]

Taker is coming here

[Keith]

evil jr should bring them back

LOL he's got a heel goatee so...

SHIT! UNDERTAKER'S MUSIC!

[Juan]

OMG YES

[Corporate CockSnogger]

THAT GONG. Just amazing

[Droford]

job sqad 2000

[RawRocks]

oh boy... Kane and The UNDERTAKER!

[Tazz Dan]

UNDERTAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Corndad]

Server goes down again....

[ClockShot]

Fear not, brother. I'll save you!

[#1-norm-fan]

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!

[Savio]

He's saving Kane after Kane tried to kill him 2 years ago!

[Crimson]

Biker Taker!

[CSL]

this entrance gets better every single time

[Gone Mad]

I wonder who has the longest intro: Taker or Funkysaurus?

Good to see ya, Mean Mark!

[Rollermacka]

Undertaker is comming out, but we only have 20 mins left in the show

[Crimson]

Has he worn that outfit before? It's badass, best ive seen on Taker

[Tom Guycott]

Assassin's Creederaker

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Looking at the time, Cena v Punk isn't even going to start is it?

[ClockShot]

Watch him kill one of them with those spikes.

[Droford]

6 on 2 handcap match for the firstbtime ever

[Feed me!]

UNDERTAKER!!

[Corndad]

I seriously don't want this Raw to end.

[Savio]

botch

[ClockShot]

Looking at the time, Cena v Punk isn't even going to start is it?

Unless USA is giving them some mad overrun?

But I haven't heard anything.

[Tazz Dan]

Taker botch :(

[Crimson]

Chuck "Undertaker" Liddell

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Did he just wink at Kane?

[Tazz Dan]

Bet nothing gets says to him.

[Emperor Smeat]

Looks like Taker's keeping the Mohawk style.

Has he worn that outfit before? It's badass, best ive seen on Taker
Wore it at Wrestlemania and maybe the announcement on RAW for his match with Triple H.

[Rollermacka]

Looking at the time, Cena v Punk isn't even going to start is it?

It's gonna be a WCW style 5 minute main event

[RawRocks]

fucking epic

[Keith]

Damn, how much time are Cena and Punk going to have?

[Rollermacka]

Damn, how much time are Cena and Punk going to have?

To be fair, Undertaker got to the ring 15 mins faster than he usually does

[Rollermacka]

... Now, kiss :naughty:

[#1-norm-fan]

Never thought I'd see The Undertaker in the ring with Hunico.

[CSL]

lol take it they were supposed to powder after taking the tombstones

[ClockShot]

Gonna be a hard show to watch when 'Taker walks away for the last time.

[Droford]

be a star

[Tom Guycott]

Glad they didn't launch the unused pyro in 'Taker's face when he raised the lights. Again.

[Crimson]

So main event can still get a solid 15 minutes here..not bad

[Droford]

guybon the end was never bullied

[Keith]

I don't feel we've seen the last of Rock.

[Tom Guycott]

It's gonna be a WCW style 5 minute main event

Fingerpoke of Doom II

[Tazz Dan]

So main event can still get a solid 15 minutes here..not bad

It'll go over

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I have to be up in like 3 and a half hours :(

[Cool King]

It had to be my two favourite guys out of the six that got the Chokeslam/Tombstone treatment. :(

[Crimson]

Im surprised we got no Stonecold. Night isn't over yet

[Juan]

guybon the end was never bullied

Dude, just stop.

[loopydate]

I was getting a little excited that the Jinder/Hawkins/Reks/Hunico/Camacho/Drewmac alliance was somehow the start of the "big summer angle." Should have known better.

Really has me curious where this main event is going. I'm still confident that Cena is the first to lose his cash-in match, but no idea how they get there or where it leads.

[Cool King]

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[#1-norm-fan]

This Raw is pretty amazing.

[Road Warrior]

Overrun is gonna be at least 15 minutes

[Tom Guycott]

lol take it they were supposed to powder after taking the tombstones

To be fair, they just took tombstones. From Undertaker and Kane, no less. Conventional wisdom says they lay there 100% dead.

[Rollermacka]

It had to be my two favourite guys out of the six that got the Chokeslam/Tombstone treatment. :(

I'm still a Drew McIntyre fan, still haven't given up hope that he'll get another push

[RawRocks]

wonder what this moment everyone will be talking about thing is?

[Road Warrior]

Im surprised we got no Stonecold. Night isn't over yet

Punk beats Cena, Austin challenges Punk for Wrestlemania

[Heisenberg]

Would be fuckin awesome to have Stone Cold guest ref the main event.

[Jura]

It would be good if Raw ended with Punk and Cena eating a Stone Cold Stunner.

[#1-norm-fan]

It'll go over

Even if they go over, couple more minutes for commericals, a few minutes for ring entrances. The match will probably start at close to 5 minutes til. Give a 10 minute overrun and it's probably about 15 minutes at the most.

[Droford]

austin will be guest ref i bet

[Tom Guycott]

I was getting a little excited that the Jinder/Hawkins/Reks/Hunico/Camacho/Drewmac alliance was somehow the start of the "big summer angle." Should have known better.



"Deuces and Nines"

[#1-norm-fan]

wonder what this moment everyone will be talking about thing is?

Unfortunately I think it might just be Rock going for the title at the Rumble.

[Cool King]

Uh-oh, Sheen.

[Droford]

winder f theyll do sd 1000 in 2019

[FourFifty]

I've been posting in the 100k replies thread....

[Poit]

In & Out milkshake!

[Crimson]

Sheen cuttin a nice promo here

[Corndad]

Isn't SummerSlam in Los Angeles?

[Rollermacka]

WTF! More Sheen? Alright I'll agree that WWE is turning into the new WCW

[#1-norm-fan]

"Next time he's in LA"

... Holy shit, Sheen vs Bryan at SummerSlam????

HAHA!

[loopydate]

Oh, no...

[Gone Mad]

Man, Hot Shots Part Deux looks like crap now. I hate that guy so much.

[Tom Guycott]

We had sooo much fun talking to you 3 times in 3 hours tonight!

[#1-norm-fan]

Sheen vs Bryan would be epic. Just sayin'.

[Cool King]

Haha, did they just cut off Charlie Sheen?