Ermaximus, Cool King, Xero, and Tazz Dan Present: Raw Thread for 07/23/12 Billy and Dolph vs. The World.

[RawRocks]

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Corndad]

AJ??? THE GM?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KINDA LOVE IT.

[Poit]

AJ now owns WCW!

[#1-norm-fan]

YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[parkmania]

No sense whatsoever - typical WWE.

[Cool King]

AJ?

She can fuck right off! http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon8.gif

[ClockShot]

Welcome to the circus, fellas.

[Blitz]

Well then. That was a thing.

[PullMyFinger]

Well..that was...anti climactic

[Damndirty]

So..... what kind of screwy matches gonna come now?

[Tazz Dan]

This is huge for AJ as a person

[Immortal Moose]

Well, I'm at least curious how they use her as GM.

[RawRocks]

AJ is the new GM of RAW???!!!!!??!?!!?!?!?!

WTF!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>ROFL</font>

[DaveBrawl]

Aj rocking the Chuck Taylor's. Love it.

[Ermaximus]

Wait, what?

[parkmania]

Talk about "the inmates are running the asylum"...

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait, what does her being GM have to do with her not marrying AJ? lol

[Damndirty]

Bryan vs. the Altar?

[Ruien]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. We were so close with being done with Raw is AJ.

[Rollermacka]

Aww crap, that means were gonna see even more AJ

Side Note, :lol: at AJ wearing the chucks and skipping around in the wedding dress

[Feed me!]

Would of been better if they showed vince marrying aj ala hhh steph style

[Tom Guycott]

SWERVE!!!

I will say that the business proposal wasn't swervy enough... needs more Hornswoggle!

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. No idea what just happened.

[Cool King]

First Hornswoggle was revealed as the Anonymous GM and now AJ is the GM?

What are the writers smoking?

[Keith]

Wait, what does her being GM have to do with her not marrying AJ? lol

She can't marry herself.

[Innovator]

I GET MY WISH!

[Immortal Moose]

This should be good.

[Droford]

daniel bryan..meet the rock

[parkmania]

Aaaaaand the servers go BOOM!

[Verbose Minch]

If somebody could toss me a stream, that would be neat.

[Keith]

Just in time!

[PullMyFinger]

THE ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL..............

[CSL]

was going to call Rock showing up when Punk came out but the server was like "nah mate" http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon8.gif

[blak23]

I dont really know what to make of this

[RawRocks]

The Rock!

[Feed me!]

Was waiting for bret harts music then

[Corndad]

This is amazing 15 pages and 2 server crashes lol

[Blitz]

Good looking shirt there.

[ClockShot]

Last time we see Punk with the belt around his waist?

[Tom Guycott]

They hit The Rock's music too early for Punk to spin that into a G.O.A.T. joke

[Tazz Dan]

Was expecting Bret for a second there

[Keith]

I'm glad he's back without that goatee.

[Innovator]

Kinda crazy that Rock is in the ring with Punk and Dragon

[PullMyFinger]

CM Punk vs. Rock would be omg

[Corporate CockSnogger]

No more goatee :(

[#1-norm-fan]

Wow.... Not sure where Daniel Bryan fits in but we're about to see Rock and Punk in the same ring. I'm giddy.

[DaveBrawl]

If I keep yelling the greatest of all time will the Rock show up like some kind of electrifying genie? Because that would be just swell.

[CSL]

thought for a second that Bryan was going to SNAP AND BECOME A BADASS SUBMISSION MACHINE

[Keith]

This is gonna be interesting.

[ClockShot]

Looks like Rock lost a ton of weight.

[Tom Guycott]

waitaminute... did... did JR steal The Rock's goatee?!?!

[Rollermacka]

No more goatee :(

JR stole it

[Keith]

LOL Rock's voice cracked!

[CSL]

can forgive DBD for looking on the verge of smiling during this segment

[Corndad]

Punks not impressed lol

[parkmania]

Would have marked if while Rock was leaning back for "Saint Looooouis" DBD had snuck over and put him in a crossface chicken wing.

[Rollermacka]

Hmm, how has nobody made a joke about Bryan is in a white Tuxedo yet?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Daniel Bryan doesn't look like he belongs there with The Rock.

[CSL]

Looks like Rock lost a ton of weight.

yah, he's definitely leaner

[ClockShot]

Team Bring-It is here tonight.

[Tom Guycott]

"You don't cut The Rock off like that..."

BREAK THE WALLS DOWWWWWNNN!!!

[Innovator]

can forgive DBD for looking on the verge of smiling during this segment
I would've had to rehearse this to get the smile out.

[Droford]

oddly i want ti see d-bry kick tne rocks head in but anyway

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Punk looking bored right now.

[CSL]

not that he had anything to cut really

[Tazz Dan]

Woah.

[CSL]

I would've had to rehearse this to get the smile out.

srsly

[Droford]

rock vs ?.. at the rumble

[Immortal Moose]

Fuck, Royal Rumble will leave plenty of build up time.

[parkmania]

Setting up for Rumble?!?! Wow, Rock's filming schedule must be brutal this summer.

[Keith]

LOL this crowd turning on CM Punk?!

[#1-norm-fan]

Ugh. No way Rock doesn't win the title at the Rumble.

[ClockShot]

We're all hoping you do, Punk.

Beat Cena tonight, that is.

[Droford]

heel turn lol

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Rock wins the title off Cena or someone at the rumble as Punk wins the rumble? WM Main Event right there.

[parkmania]

Who gives DBD the pieface?

[Rollermacka]

:lol: Bryan slowly comming in between Punk and Rock

Side note, is anybody else getting a "Miz from last year" vibe from Bryan right now

[Crimson]

lol I wana see Rock vs. Bryan tonight

[RawRocks]

LOL

[Feed me!]

Vintage rock

[FourFifty]

THat pic of Paul Heyman looks like Kurt Angle's Down Syndrome Ridden Brother.

[Crazy Nick]

Great segment there

[Droford]

undertaker vs rock at wm for the title he wins at the rumble..book it

[PullMyFinger]

Make it Rock vs. CM Punk - we seen Cena, or you can have him beat Cena at RR, but CM Punk always had beef with the Rock in real life - why not see this feud.

[Ermaximus]

Wow, Royal Rumble is easily going to be one of the best PPV's of the year next year.

[#1-norm-fan]

Rock wins the title off Cena or someone at the rumble as Punk wins the rumble? WM Main Event right there.

That would be awesome but I can't see it happening.

More likely Rock beats Punk for the title at Rumble and then Cena beats him for it at WrestleMania.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Rock beats Punk at the Rumble, holds the belt til WM, drops it to Cena.

6 months out but given the way they've set that match up I'd be shocked if it didn't work out that way.</font>

[Heisenberg]

Poor Frodo, kickass present though

[Corndad]

Im ready for my Heath Slater fix for the week.

[Ermaximus]

I think it'll be Punk/Rock/Bryan/Cena somehow for the title at Rumble and Rock will win. Then Lesnar will win the Rumble.

[Tom Guycott]

I would have guessed that the Smackdown GM would be Otunga to even things out, but they still seem to be pushing him in-ring. So, likely Eve... or at least someone with more heel leanings. Can't have TWO popular face GMs.

[#1-norm-fan]

This is their chance to build a new star in Punk next year at WrestleMania. They're really gonna waste it on Rock-Cena 2 though while Punk has a throwaway match.

[RawRocks]

I agree with Rock beating Punk at Rumble and Cena getting the title at Mania vs Rock.. only fitting. Cena cashes in at Mania.. not tonight.

[Keith]

LOL Bret Hart as a guest ring announcer?

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Rock-Show? Random.

[Ermaximus]

Bret announcing for Tyson Kidd maybe?

[ClockShot]

Hitman on ring announcer detail.............okay.

[CSL]

no way Punk is still champion going into the Rumble, could drop it and win it back before then maybe but not this reign

[Crimson]

HITMAN!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Thank god he got rid of those terrible shorts.

[Feed me!]

Bret!

[Ermaximus]

Christian vs Henning!

[FourFifty]

So it it Tyson Kidd or Mr. Perfect Jr?

[#1-norm-fan]

I think it'll be Punk/Rock/Bryan/Cena somehow for the title at Rumble and Rock will win. Then Lesnar will win the Rumble.

That only works if one of them stick around.

The champion can only escape being on TV for so long nowadays. Rock wins it at the Rumble but loses it to a full time guy at WrestleMania.

[SammyG]

Tyson Kidd?

[CSL]

Christian comes full circle

[Tazz Dan]

So it it Tyson Kidd or Mr. Perfect Jr?

[FourFifty]

And by that I mean Dolph Ziggler is pulling double duty.

[DaveBrawl]

Bret Hart and that IC title. Brilliant Raw so far.

[SammyG]

lol the miz

[Crimson]

Bret should just cut his hair short

[FourFifty]

THE MIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cool King]

I really like the championship name bars that appear on screen.

[Tazz Dan]

The Miz? hmmmmm

[Corndad]

The Miz

[GSP]

Miz new IC Champ? Poor Christain

[Keith]

LOL for a split-second I thought Bret was gonna announce himself as Christian's opponent.

[RawRocks]

The Miz vs Christian ... hmmm interesting

[ClockShot]

DA MIZ.

[Blitz]

lol at Bret's sheer enthusiasm at the Miz. Awesome.

[Immortal Moose]

Tyson Kidd?

That's what I was hoping for but I'll accept Miz.

[Ermaximus]

Miz/Christian. I'm ok with this, and if Miz wins, it'll make him a triple crown member.

[Crimson]

Woulda been cool to see Slater in a sharpshooter though

[SammyG]

Holy shit, Miz looks like the Green Goblin from the first Spiderman, forget the actor's name

[Poit]

lol. Rock-Show? Random.

Rekindling their feud from 11 years ago!

[Droford]

chrstisn getting me points just like cena will

[#1-norm-fan]

Miz wins or Bret interferes.

[Ermaximus]

Holy shit, Miz looks like the Green Goblin from the first Spiderman, forget the actor's name

William Dafoe?

[#1-norm-fan]

chrstisn getting me points just like cena will

Ooh. Just reminded me I'm getting championship match points for The Miz.

[ClockShot]

Is it just me, or is this hour of the show going by super slow?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Why has nobody got me that Billy Gunn/Triple H screenshot yet?

[Rollermacka]

Another thought, is this the third match of the night and were already almost 2 hours in?

[RawRocks]

Three hours a week seems like its a bit much at this point.. got to get used to this.

[Ermaximus]

Ooh. Just reminded me I'm getting championship match points for The Miz.

YOU'RE WELCOME! :foc:

[CSL]

INDY MATSLAPPING

[ClockShot]

Another thought, is this the third match of the night and were already like 2 hours in?

The 6-man tag, Brodus/Swagger, this.

Unless I'm forgetting one, yup. 3rd match.

[FourFifty]

So I'm thinking of starting a wrestling vlog, hosted by "Mark Daniels".

[CSL]

INDY HANDCLAPPING

[CSL]

Christian has gone back in time 15 years

[Cool King]

I'm always expecting Chalrie Sheen to mess up when he's on camera.

[Savio]

I wish he was beating Santino for the title.

[Cool King]

I'd like to see a Miz Intercontinental Title reign.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Three hours a week seems like its a bit much at this point.. got to get used to this.

Yeah was just thinking that. Doubt I'll be watching many full raws. Probably just make do with getting clips on youtube.

[Keith]

I wonder if Roddy Piper's appearance with R-Truth backstage was it for him lol

[Savio]

I'm always expecting Chalrie Sheen to mess up when he's on camera.
me 2

[CSL]

that Miz DDT is so simple but looks so good

[Ermaximus]

Why? Then he couldn't become a Triple Crown winner if he won the US Title again.

[Droford]

damnit

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Right after this match, we will hear from Charlie Sheen, who has managed to stay lucid this entire time <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/227579817502076928" data-datetime="2012-07-24T01:43:51+00:00">July 24, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Damndirty]

MIZ won, cool!

[Tazz Dan]

MIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

Miz is back on track.

[CSL]

lol the pop when Miz hit his finish

[FourFifty]

YES! YES! YES! THE MIZ IS A TRIPLE CROWN CHAMPION!!!!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Niceeee.

[Poit]

Miz is now a Triple Crown Champion.

[Cool King]

YES!

[Ermaximus]

I'm sad, yet so happy!

[Keith]

Miz is officially out of the doghouse!

[Rollermacka]

Actually, cheered when Miz won this match

[Immortal Moose]

Sucks that Christian lost but I'm behind Miz being IC champion.

[Droford]

intermizinental

[RawRocks]

Welcome back Miz!

[Damndirty]

Is this considered a promotion or demotion for Miz?

[FourFifty]

10 bucks says all of this is in the can, as he is a loaded gun... point to the word "loaded."

[Ermaximus]

Miz is now a Triple Crown Champion.

Why? Then he couldn't become a Triple Crown winner if he won the US Title again.

Miz/Christian. I'm ok with this, and if Miz wins, it'll make him a triple crown member.

:y::y:

[Tom Guycott]

Miz's face still kinda looks weird to me.

Kinda like Mark Hamill before/after face reconstruction.

[Damndirty]

Sheen has some alcoholic dark spots under his eyes.

[Droford]

cheap plug

[Keith]

Is Charlie Sheen going to wear a different hat everytime they cut to him?

[ClockShot]

What are the odds Sheen isn't even watching the show?

[#1-norm-fan]

YOU'RE WELCOME! :foc:

:shifty:

[Damndirty]

Hey, they cut off Cole!

[Tazz Dan]

I hope we get Slater soon

[Ermaximus]

What are the odds Sheen isn't even watching the show?

Same odds that Kofi gets on Raw tonight.

[CSL]

fair play to Sheen, for somebody that clearly has absolutely no idea whatsoever what he's talking about, you can't (entirely) tell

[Rollermacka]

:lol: did Cole just get cut off by a commercial break or was it just me?

[Damndirty]

Slater Later..... new country song?

[Ermaximus]

Now all I need is my Steve Blackman, Scotty 2 Hotty, Shane O Mac fix and I'm set.

[Cool King]

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/4694/mizc.png

[Rollermacka]

Side note, is anyone else dissapointed that the new Total Recall is PG 13? That means no tri boobs :'(

[Cool King]

Now all I need is my Steve Blackman, Scotty 2 Hotty, Shane O Mac fix and I'm set.

Ditto.

[CSL]

Terminator never would have killed him if he had the IC title back in 1984

[Tom Guycott]

Is Charlie Sheen going to wear a different hat everytime they cut to him?

He is steaming the gimmick of the St. Jimmy puppet.

[Immortal Moose]

Now all I need is my Steve Blackman, Scotty 2 Hotty, Shane O Mac fix and I'm set.

If only.

[Keith]

Now all I need is my Steve Blackman, Scotty 2 Hotty, Shane O Mac fix and I'm set.

I still need my Paul Heyman fix.

[Damndirty]

I still want Shamrock to show up, what's wrong with that?

[ClockShot]

Reeeeeg!

What are your thoughts about the Yankees getting Ichiro?

[Blitz]

Good God Regis is old.

[Droford]

Regis lol

[RawRocks]

HHH vs Brock build.. finally

[CSL]

somebody somewhere in the deep dark recesses of the internet is crying about it "being 10 years later, being semi-retired and Triple H still being the most visible face on RAW"

[Keith]

This is the "Slam of the Week"?

[Damndirty]

Ing surely wants Ace to be here too.

[Jura]

Side note, is anyone else dissapointed that the new Total Recall is PG 13? That means no tri boobs :'(
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/17/article-2174916-1417A9FC000005DC-370_306x777.jpg
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[Rollermacka]

I still want Shamrock to show up, what's wrong with that?

I'm really hoping for an Iron Sheik appearance

[Cool King]

BIG JOHNNY ON RAW!

























Kinda. :shifty:

[ClockShot]

This was really 3 months ago?

Damn, Brock got himself a nice deal.

[FourFifty]

I want to see her naked...

[Immortal Moose]

STEPH!

[Juan]

Holy hot bod Steph. Me likey

[Tazz Dan]

How jacked is Brock gonna look?

[CSL]

family affairs

[RawRocks]

and we are back.. again.

[ClockShot]

Steph made the trip out.

[Innovator]

Hi Steph, how ya doing?

[Blitz]

Steph lookin good.

[Tazz Dan]

Steph :drool:

[Corndad]

Here comes the pain? lol

[Droford]

lol

[FourFifty]

SHE'S SHOOTING!

[#1-norm-fan]

Lesnar is Steph's baby daddy.

[Jura]

Stephanie McMahon nip slip for old times sake.

[FourFifty]

SHE'S GOING OFF SCRIPT! SHE'S SHOOTING! FUCK THAT JEWISH GUY!

[RawRocks]

Face Slap!

[Rollermacka]

Aww, but look at all that clothes the new Tri Boob is wearing Jura. Its just not the same....

[#1-norm-fan]

Steph has gotten better on the mic it seems.

[FourFifty]

Truth be told, Heyman just shit his pants. There's a Jew Only news letter for stuff like this.

[Juan]

That evil smile from Steph <3

[FourFifty]

And now Paul has a mild erection.

[PullMyFinger]

WOW he looks jacked and ready

[Corndad]

Holy Beefed up Brock

[Droford]

cat fiiiiiiiiii....

[#1-norm-fan]

I wish WWE was still all into guys beating up women because Lesnar F-5ing Stephanie would be sweet.

[Rollermacka]

So Brock broke HHH arm? Wasn't he back 2 weeks later issuing the challange to Brock?

[Tazz Dan]

lol FUCK OFF

[Innovator]

Brock is looking closer to WWE shape

[Rollermacka]

And now Paul has a mild erection.

Wouldn't you?

[Droford]

did brock just drop a f bomb

[Feed me!]

Trips looks like he's been off the juice

[RawRocks]

Brock is still stuck in the Attitude Era LOL!

[Crimson]

Maybe thats why Brock took the time off. He didnt like his white fatty look

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Good job Hunter got the upper hand over Brock then, saved Billy Gunn having to come down to handle it for him.

[ClockShot]

Flip over to the Yankees game and check out the new guy.

[Cool King]

I wish WWE was still all into guys beating up women because Lesnar F-5ing Stephanie would be sweet.

I was wanting it to happen but knew it wouldn't.

[Crimson]

But seriously Brock needs the win at SS

[Cool King]

Also, Stephanie looked hot tonight. :y:

[Poit]

Steph was my favorite part of that segment.

[#1-norm-fan]

But seriously Brock needs the win at SS

Definitely. Pretty sure he will.

[RawRocks]

Interesting Did You Know..

[Immortal Moose]

Also, Stephanie looked hot tonight. :y:

:y:

[Tazz Dan]

KOFI ON RAW

[Droford]

kofi made raw

[Ermaximus]

2 touts from Kofi in a row there?

[Droford]

had a knockoff jerich jacket lol

[CSL]

I want the ONE MAN BANDDDDD BABYYYYYY

[Droford]

totally called this wwe 13 thing

[Tazz Dan]

Waiting for owenbrown to Tout with a sign saying #owenbrownforadmin in the background