NFL 2013 Season Thread

[Kris P Lettus]

North Dallas 40 (first downs)

[James Steele]

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</td><td style="margin: 0px; padding: 3px 6px; border-width: 0px 1px 1px 0px; border-right-style: solid; border-bottom-style: solid; border-right-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-bottom-color: rgb(218, 218, 218); outline: 0px; font-size: 10px; vertical-align: middle; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); height: auto; line-height: 15px;">0-0</td><td style="margin: 0px; padding: 3px 6px; border-width: 0px 1px 1px 0px; border-right-style: solid; border-bottom-style: solid; border-right-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-bottom-color: rgb(218, 218, 218); outline: 0px; font-size: 10px; vertical-align: middle; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); height: auto; line-height: 15px;">1-1</td></tr><tr class="odd" align="right" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold;"><td class="bi" style="margin: 0px; padding: 3px 6px; border-width: 0px 1px 1px 0px; border-right-style: solid; border-bottom-style: solid; border-right-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-bottom-color: rgb(218, 218, 218); outline: 0px; font-size: 10px; vertical-align: middle; background-color: rgb(241, 241, 241); font-weight: normal; height: auto; text-align: left; line-height: 15px;">Total Plays</td><td style="margin: 0px; padding: 3px 6px; border-width: 0px 1px 1px 0px; border-right-style: solid; border-bottom-style: solid; border-right-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-bottom-color: rgb(218, 218, 218); outline: 0px; font-size: 10px; vertical-align: middle; background-color: rgb(241, 241, 241); height: auto; font-weight: normal; line-height: 15px;">43</td><td style="margin: 0px; padding: 3px 6px; border-width: 0px 1px 1px 0px; border-right-style: solid; border-bottom-style: solid; border-right-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-bottom-color: rgb(218, 218, 218); outline: 0px; font-size: 10px; vertical-align: middle; background-color: rgb(241, 241, 241); height: auto; font-weight: normal; line-height: 15px;">80</td></tr><tr class="odd" align="right" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold;"><td class="bi" style="margin: 0px; padding: 3px 6px; border-width: 0px 1px 1px 0px; border-right-style: solid; border-bottom-style: solid; border-right-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-bottom-color: rgb(218, 218, 218); outline: 0px; font-size: 10px; vertical-align: middle; background-color: rgb(241, 241, 241); font-weight: normal; height: auto; text-align: left; line-height: 15px;">Total Yards</td><td style="margin: 0px; padding: 3px 6px; border-width: 0px 1px 1px 0px; border-right-style: solid; border-bottom-style: solid; border-right-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-bottom-color: rgb(218, 218, 218); outline: 0px; font-size: 10px; vertical-align: middle; background-color: rgb(241, 241, 241); height: auto; font-weight: normal; line-height: 15px;">193</td><td style="margin: 0px; padding: 3px 6px; border-width: 0px 1px 1px 0px; border-right-style: solid; border-bottom-style: solid; border-right-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-bottom-color: rgb(218, 218, 218); outline: 0px; font-size: 10px; vertical-align: middle; background-color: rgb(241, 241, 241); height: auto; font-weight: normal; line-height: 15px;">625
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It is times like these where I'm glad I don't have cable/satellite.

[RoXer]

Why do you need cable/satellite?

[Kris P Lettus]

rabbit ears, son

[James Steele]

:lol:

I pay for internet. I'll stream anything I want to watch, and I've been re-watching Friday Night Lights all weekend. Far more enjoyable than that Southern Louisiana Sodomy School session the Cowboys participated in tonight.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>So, at 3-6, the Giants are now in 3rd place and just 1 1/2 games off of the division lead. Wow.</font>

[James Steele]

It is setting up beautifully for another "Fuck the order of the Universe, it is time for the New York Football Giants to win another Super Bowl".

[James Steele]

Dirty Little Secrets about me: I admire Tom Coughlin and Sean Payton.

[James Steele]

...and I want to try Kris P Lettus' sauerkraut on my hot dog.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The stars do seem to be aligning for the Giants with getting to face Scott Tolzien next week instead of Aaron Rodgers. NBC has to be even happier that they bumped that game to 4:25 now.

Regardless, the game against Dallas in 2 weeks has gotta be a must win. As shit as the division is it'd be damn near impossible to get back into it having lost to Dallas twice, never mind the Eagles looking good two weeks in a row.</font>

[RoXer]

I don't understand, why can't you get NBC?

[James Steele]

I don't have an antenna. I just stream whatever I want, and I've been watching Netflix rather than trying to find a good stream of SNF.

[OssMan]

NBC.com streams the game dude

[James Steele]

Really? Damn, I did not know this. Even better if they have a "Mute Chris Collinsworth" button.

[James Steele]

Either way, watching Friday Night Lights was a million times more entertaining than watching that glorified rape.

[James Steele]

Do they stream them for free no matter what or is it like ESPN3? I was highly disappointed when I found out ESPN3 doesn't come with either of the ISPs in my town.

[SammyG]

HEY RP SUCK MY NUTS

[RP]

Hey fuck you

[RP]

James Steele is so poor he can't afford NBC.

[#1-norm-fan]

Well Dallas is a poorly coached team with an old fuck who hasn't understood the game of football for 10 years coordinating the defense. Plus Sean Lee needs to just retire and let the team focus on getting a guy who can stay healthy. Good God.

[Bad News Gertner]

New England Patriots.

We win even on the bye week

[Ermaximus]

You could say the same about the Got Damn Jets. All thanks to an 0-8 team taking one from a potential wildcard sleeper.

[screech]

Do they stream them for free no matter what or is it like ESPN3? I was highly disappointed when I found out ESPN3 doesn't come with either of the ISPs in my town.

Yeah it's free

[Innovator]

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Screen-Shot-2013-11-11-at-1.07.23-PM.png

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Titans confirm starting QB Jake Locker is out for rest of season with Lisfranc injury (foot).</p>&mdash; SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) <a href="https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/statuses/400021927844007936">November 11, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[road doggy dogg]

This season is shaping up to be a perfect Lions stomach punch. THE CHIPS ARE FALLING IN PLACE ie Cutler and Rodgers injuries, big wins over division opponents (still have Packers on Turkey Day with possibly no A-RODG [awful nickname] ) and retardedly easy 2nd-half schedule. Haven't won the division since NINETEEN NINETY THREE JESUS CHRIST and that probably won't change this year because the Lions will always fuck it up but I am going to enjoy the ride one way or another

[#1-norm-fan]

I don't think Cutler's injury is really that big of a deal. McCown has looked pretty damn good when he's had to play.

[weather vane]

This might be my breaking point.

[Skippord]

Come aboard the Broncos bandwagon, friend.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This might be my breaking point.

Always room on the Pats bandwagon. Broncos don't have the D to sustain this in the post season. They got exposed by the Colts.

A Bruins fan should be a Pats fan too. That should be a rule.

[weather vane]

Yeah tell my Dad that fuck.

I FUCKING HATE BEING A DOLPHIN FAN! FUCK ME!

[Kris P Lettus]

Why has no one questioned why Inno follows James van der Beek on twitter?

[Heisenberg]

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/22993247/20131021_ter_su8_752.0_standard_400.0.jpg

What are his secrets?

[DaveBrawl]

Always room on the Pats bandwagon. Broncos don't have the D to sustain this in the post season. They got exposed by the Colts.

A Bruins fan should be a Pats fan too. That should be a rule.
Neither do the Pats, but Denver's lack of secondary seemed obvious to me going into the season so I fail to see why everyone seems to think the Colts exposed something. Every team has been exposed at some point this season, there are really no stand out teams and really to me there haven't been for the last couple of seasons.

[CSL]

Why has no one questioned why Inno follows James van der Beek on twitter?

Beeky is a geezer, he's come a long way since Dawson

[CSL]

Texans cutting Ed Reed

[Emperor Smeat]

Cowboys currently considering getting Reed as a possibility once the release is made official. Before the news hit, they were looking at the possibility of signing Michael Huff for the same spot.

[RP]

Cowboys currently considering getting Reed as a possibility once the release is made official. Before the news hit, they were looking at the possibility of signing Michael Huff for the same spot.

As long as it didn't reduce the comedy that is the Dallas Cowboys, I don't mind.

[RP]

I feel like the Colts needed to be humbled, but for fuck sakes, Tavon Austin was running in fucking circles. It reminded me of a colts v pats game in the early 2000's. I forget who it was and I think it was Brady's first Colts game, but someone on the Pats ran for a td, caught a long one and returned one. It was brutal.

[ClockShot]

Love for Denver to pick him up. Bolster up the defense a bit more.

[Ermaximus]

Met Terrance Knighton's mom last night. Classy lady. Very humble and loves her kids. Big Denver fan. She said to put money on Denver to beat KC this weekend.

[#1-norm-fan]

As long as it didn't reduce the comedy that is the Dallas Cowboys, I don't mind.

Could be worse. They could be coming off a 30 point loss to the Rams at home.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

LOLTexans. Hope the Pats can sang him. What a bunch of shitheads.

[James Steele]

Could be worse. They could be coming off a 30 point loss to the Rams at home.


#OSnap

[Krimzon7]

Just took a huge shit. looked into the toilet....I saw Andy Dalton.

[Nark Order]

That Richardson trade is looking more and more solid for the Browns every week, tbh.

[Innovator]

Honestly, how did Lombardi dupe them into that one?

[#1-norm-fan]

How is Brandon Myers still a Giant? He's a tight end who isn't a great blocker who was brought over after catching a ton of passes in an otherwise shitty Raiders offense last year and now he isn't even being targeted in the passing game. What a waste.

[Emperor Smeat]

Jets signed Ed Reed and got rid of Ricky Saap to free up the roster space needed.

[Heisenberg]

Any chance my choice of backup Matt Flynn would be ready to go this Sunday? I don't like Scott Tolzien one bit, he doesn't do it for me.

I know we are not going to win the SB this year, but c'mon!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Condor]

Just took a huge shit. looked into the toilet....I saw Andy Dalton.

Still the best QB for you guys since Boomer and maybe Palmer pre-knee injury. His WTF moments are eye popping but I didn't see too much shit slinging when he was tearing it up 3-4 weeks in a row.

[Krimzon7]

Still the best QB for you guys since Boomer and maybe Palmer pre-knee injury. His WTF moments are eye popping but I didn't see too much shit slinging when he was tearing it up 3-4 weeks in a row.

Trust me...the shit slinging was there. I have never been sold on the guy. and while he is the best quarterback we've had since Boomer, He's still not the quarterback who's going to get us to the next level. He has show no potential for growth past what he is doing now.


That's not good enough in the top echelon of the NFL.

[James Steele]

It's only his 3rd year in the league. This notion that QBs need to develop into "elite" ASAP or be thrown into the abyss is ridiculous.

[Krimzon7]

AS A MATTER OF FACT...didn't you rep me when I told you I'd rather have Freeman over Dalton?

[Krimzon7]

It's only his 3rd year in the league. This notion that QBs need to develop into "elite" ASAP or be thrown into the abyss is ridiculous.

The majority of the close Bengal games are because Dalton Turns the ball over. His damning quality is that he cannot secure the football.


Most NFL analysts commonly admit that a quarterback is who he's gonna be after three years.

[#1-norm-fan]

Still the best QB for you guys since Boomer and maybe Palmer pre-knee injury. His WTF moments are eye popping but I didn't see too much shit slinging when he was tearing it up 3-4 weeks in a row.

I don't even think there's a maybe... pre-knee injury Palmer was way better than Dalton is right now.

[James Steele]

The majority of the close Bengal games are because Dalton Turns the ball over. His damning quality is that he cannot secure the football.


Most NFL analysts commonly admit that a quarterback is who he's gonna be after three years.

The problem is there aren't enough true "franchise" QBs around to just keep drafting, busting, and cutting all the time. At some point, player development needs to be looked at.

[Emperor Smeat]

Most NFL analysts commonly admit that a quarterback is who he's gonna be after three years.

3 years seems about right to get an idea of how well or bad a QB will be in the league. By then the majority of QBs have already shown off their actual potential and either look more likely as a potential bust or can be molded into being a better QB/future elite.

[James Steele]

I agree with that to an extent, but there seems to be a mentality that when a team drafts a QB now - if they don't win a Super Bowl within 5 years they are the drizzling shits and we should draft another one.

[The Condor]

AS A MATTER OF FACT...didn't you rep me when I told you I'd rather have Freeman over Dalton?

That was in defense of Dalton. I think the Vikings experiment has proven me correct.

[Ermaximus]

It's only his 3rd year in the league. This notion that QBs need to develop into "elite" ASAP or be thrown into the abyss is ridiculous.

Gabbert belongs in that abyss.

[Krimzon7]

That was in defense of Dalton. I think the Vikings experiment has proven me correct.
You defending dalton because I was slinging shit 3-4 weeks ago.

[Krimzon7]

The problem is there aren't enough true "franchise" QBs around to just keep drafting, busting, and cutting all the time. At some point, player development needs to be looked at.

Player development is important. The bengals have a surprisingly good track record of developing outcasts into solid players.
Ultimately daltons decision-making and timidness cant be developed by a coach. He has weapons all around him, the line is solid, the defense is great, special teams is great. He is literally the weak link on our roster.

[owenbrown]

any possibilty they will postpone the Ravens-Bears game because of impending severe weather approaching Chicago?

[McLegend]

Huge game

[Kris P Lettus]

Kill the head, the body will die

[Triple A]

Nick Folk misses in windy Buffalo........

[Kris P Lettus]

Rob Riggle called the Tampa Tay Bucs "the Cleveland Browns sweaty uncle" on the Fox pregame show

I dunno why but it was really funny

[ClockShot]

any possibilty they will postpone the Ravens-Bears game because of impending severe weather approaching Chicago?

They just stopped play. They're saying the game will restart in 30 minutes.

[Triple A]

Fucking shitty Jets

[Razzamajazz]

da lions

[owenbrown]

Ravens-Bears game now looking to restart after 2 pm CST per Bears' Twitter as that is when the players could be allowed back on the field

[Corndad]

And the 2013 version of the Steelers Defense is back after a brief 1st quarter of not sucking. Guh.

[Razzamajazz]

lol wtf was that dwyer

[Razzamajazz]

alot of balls being dropped by the steelers

[DaveWadding]

Michael Floyd is beastin

[owenbrown]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>UPDATE: Fans will be allowed back into their seats at 2:15pm (CT) with the game resuming at 2:25. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Bears&amp;src=hash">#Bears</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23BALvsCHI&amp;src=hash">#BALvsCHI</a></p>&mdash; Chicago Bears (@ChicagoBears) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChicagoBears/statuses/402164072755392513">November 17, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Supreme Olajuwon]

Keep us updated, Owen.

[DrA]

Thanks for keeping us updated Owen. I've been itching for the Bears and Ravens to get it started again.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

RG3 lol what a moronic pass.

[Kris P Lettus]

http://i.imgur.com/hYfcNxc.gif

[Razzamajazz]

christian ponder can suck my nuts

[Kris P Lettus]

God damnit lance Moore

:(

[owenbrown]

So what did I miss while a tornado blew over my home? Any exciting finishes?

[Kris P Lettus]

Greer and now Sproles

:(

[Kris P Lettus]

He has never disappointed me twice in one day

God damnit lance Moore

:(

[Triple A]

Dolphins uniforms seem extremely white

[OssMan]

well... i decided to wake up and watch the game...

it's halftime

[Emperor Smeat]

Dolphins uniforms seem extremely white

Looks that way because they replaced the old orange colors from their jersey in favor of more white and darker orange for this year.

[Kris P Lettus]

So many mistakes, turnovers, and injuries and it still only a 3 point game

Win this shit motherfuckers

[Evil Vito]

Giants :love: a month ago who would've thought the Giants would be playing meaningful football in November?

[James Steele]

Fuck, I knew this shit would happen. The New York Giants are the bane of my existence.

[Kris P Lettus]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sunday Night here again and so is this song.
No Server Load Issues but still really hard to logon.

Broncos and The Chiefs is the game
If you are missing this you must be insane.

[DaveWadding]

Listening to...Ronde Barber is very bad because he...tends to have lots of awkward pauses in the...middle of his sentences. Very unpleasant...commentary experience when watch Arizona at...Jacksonville because of...this.

[ClockShot]

Hey, website is working again.

Let's do this, Denver. Time to bring the Chefs back down to earth.

[Kris P Lettus]

Shady McCoy wearing a Raiders vest pregame

http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2013/11/17/McCoy.gif

[Ermaximus]

Babin is ridiculous.

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3586335/babin.gif

[Kris P Lettus]

http://i.imgur.com/cGwck5U.gif

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

How hard will Cam Newton come after that blowjob from the refs?

[RoXer]

I dunno man

[Emperor Smeat]

NFL considering fining both Mike Tomlin and the Steelers while also potentially taking away a draft pick as punishment for Tomlin steeping onto the field during the Ravens-Steelers game.

The NFL is expected to consider six-figure fines for Pittsburgh head coach Mike Tomlin and the Steelers organization and also is expected to consider taking away a draft pick from the team, a source familiar with the league's thinking told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter.

After Pittsburgh scored to close to 13-7 in the third quarter, Baltimore's Jacoby Jones broke free down the sideline on the ensuing kickoff but slowed up with Tomlin on the white stripe near the field of play -- with his foot on the field at one point as Jones neared his location.

[Nervous Ferret]

Green Bay, Detroit, and Chicago can all still make the playoffs according to #1-wwf-fan's playoff generator:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/playoffscenario?algorithm=custom&12=11505000&13=05444001&14=14555054&15=15504001&16=10015004

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Woooo Pats! Suck it Broncos!

A week late but it needed to be on the real forum.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Holy shit Gronk just wouldn't go down. Touchdown Develin!

[#1-norm-fan]

NFL considering fining both Mike Tomlin and the Steelers while also potentially taking away a draft pick as punishment for Tomlin steeping onto the field during the Ravens-Steelers game.

Saw a video the other day of Joe Flacco mic'd up during the last second kickoff during the Super Bowl where he was seriously telling the rest of the team on the sideline that if the returner broke free, they should run on the field and tackle him.

Actually seemed like a good idea in that situation until I found out that there's a rule stating that if a player on the sideline interferes with a play, the referees have the option to award a touchdown.

They should have done that on Thursday because Tomlin was clearly interfering with the play. There wasn't even a flag thrown was there?

[Emperor Smeat]

No flag was thrown. Think the refs didn't believe it was done deliberately unlike the Jets a few years ago.

[#1-norm-fan]

Shouldn't even be a judgement call. If a guy is on the field during a play when he shouldn't be, throw the flag.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I seem to remember the announcers during the Super Bowl speculating that maybe the Niners would call for a fair catch on the kickoff and make use of the rarely-utilized rule that would have allowed them to try a free kick style field goal for the win.

Would have been a hilarious way to end it.</font>

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Pats will be the No2 seed by the end of play tonight. Broncos@Chiefs for the current no1 seed next.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I don't know what to make of the Patriots. Obviously you can never discount a Tom Brady-led team, but their defense gave up 31 points to the Texans. Good thing for them is that the Broncos' D isn't all that good either and aside from Denver and New England none of the other teams in the AFC playoff picture have offenses that scare me.

The AFC is weird in general.</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

:cool: Pats won.


<font color=goldenrod>I don't know what to make of the Patriots. Obviously you can never discount a Tom Brady-led team, but their defense gave up 31 points to the Texans. Good thing for them is that the Broncos' D isn't all that good either and aside from Denver and New England none of the other teams in the AFC playoff picture have offenses that scare me.

The AFC is weird in general.</font>
Pats problem the past few weeks has been the offense rather than the defense especially in the first half. Third week in a row the offense barely does anything in the first half and got lucky with the comebacks.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Even when the Jags win, they lose. It's very likely now that the Jags are going to miss out on Clowney and Bridgewater, and one of them will wind up in Houston.</font>

[McLegend]

That was a lucky win.

Not a good Nick Foles game.

[ron the dial]

lol bears & vikings

[#1-norm-fan]

Vikings may end up with a total of one win over the past two Sundays.

[#1-norm-fan]

One and a half???

One and a half wins!

Congrats on the division title, Detroit. Chicago clearly doesn't want to compete for it anymore.

[ClockShot]

C'mon Denver. I'd like to close out the division today.

[Kris P Lettus]

How in the world was that not a catch and fumble?

[Krimzon7]

Bengals...8-4.

Bengals, 2 games up on the AFC north. Good job guys.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fucking eh out of the playoffs cause of last week a bs stat correction gave me the loss and Owenbrown's team won cause of Decker and Peyton. Shit.

[Kris P Lettus]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2_r_xBt-Hn8/UpuPROB1B0I/AAAAAAAA80k/jEIDVYbTgBg/s1600/0.gif

[ClockShot]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LbWy3_279CM/UpvUJWJhWcI/AAAAAAAAESQ/isVMPW4YNyM/s400/km.gif


Mr. First Down Knowshon Moreno Ladies & Gentlemen.

[Kris P Lettus]

That was beautiful

https://lh3.ggpht.com/-waADE0ox01o/Upu7HHrZDjI/AAAAAAAAEQc/xe0h5tS-r6M/s400/kmore1.gif

[Evil Vito]

Wooooooo.

[#1-norm-fan]

After that fuck up at the end, the refs should be thankful that wasn't a very important game.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They will probably still be fined by the NFL for it. Inexcusable.

[Krimzon7]

That was beautiful

https://lh3.ggpht.com/-waADE0ox01o/Upu7HHrZDjI/AAAAAAAAEQc/xe0h5tS-r6M/s400/kmore1.gif

one of knowshon's tears can fill up a swimming pool.

True Story

[Heisenberg]

ALRIGHT

[Evil Vito]

After that fuck up at the end, the refs should be thankful that wasn't a very important game.

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah. I have to think it'll still get some media attention, but I can only imagine what a shitstorm it would have been had the Giants won that way to bump their record up to 6-6 and only a game out.</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>As it is, the Giants get to stay (mildly) relevant for another week. But they'd still need the impossible to happen to win the division. They need to win out, which is going to be pretty damn hard given their schedule. Moreover, Dallas and Philadelphia can only win one more game each. One of those teams getting 9 wins eliminates the Giants. Further complicating this is that they play each other at the end of the year. So they need one team to lose their next 3 and then beat the other team (who could have won no more than 1 game) in the finale. Fun to think about but yeah, not gonna happen.

Giants at least made it a little interesting but in reality the season ended at 0-6. Too big of a hole to climb out of for virtually any team. If they could have avoided some dumb turnovers and hung in there to win, say, the first Dallas game and the Chicago game it would be a different story. But they didn't. Not losing Andre Brown for 8 weeks would have been huge, too.

I do like what I've seen lately though so I have some optimism going into next year. I really hope Beason is back in 2014. They took a low-risk gamble on him and he's been fantastic.</font>

[Innovator]

I love Beason, I forgot what having a capable linebacker is like.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Sadly it appears Beason is a free agent next year. :( I have to assume his play could earn him a nice payday but I really, really hope the Giants can find the room to bring him back.

Based on this site, it seems the Giants will have plenty of ways to generate cap room:

http://overthecap.com/teamcap.php?Team=Giants&Year=2014

Snee would save $7.25M off of next year's cap if cut. May save even more if he chooses to retire outright from his hip surgeries. Rolle would also save $7.25M, I have to assume he'll either be asked to take a pay cut and if not he'll be released. Baas and Kiwanuka are both options to be cut, but there's so much dead money there I'm not sure the Giants would want to pay them that much to not play for them any more.

Not sure why Myers and Webster are listed on there as everything I've read suggests they're both on 1-year deals set to expire, so figure there's some more wiggle room there.

Beatty has been a disaster but there's no way they'll get rid of him. He'd actually cause them to LOSE $8M+ in cap space.</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Peyton is 9 TD away from tying the record with 4 games to go. Early on it seemed like him breaking it would be a foregone conclusion but now it could be pretty close.

I think he'll get it though. If Denver and New England stay within a game of one another for the top seed, Denver will have no reason to bench him.</font>

[RP]

Thanks for letting us know buddy

[Razzamajazz]

yankees is the best football team

[RP]

They have a good play action game.

[ClockShot]

Christ, I'm out of it today.

[OssMan]

Really funny celebration by "Hicks"

[Nark Order]

Fuckin Saints

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah...so if they weren't already Seattle has to be the far and away favorite to come out of the NFC. The road to the SB is probably going through that stadium.</font>

[Krimzon7]

First off...Seattle is the goods. If this game was on a sunday at 4:25, it would've been a lot closer. These kids live to dominate on the big stage.

Secondly, nobody can beat them in Seattle, if they're healthy.

Thirdly, is Kris P okay? Lets send somebody to sit with him for a week.

[Krimzon7]

And lastly, the Bengals are in first place. Suck it!

[Kris P Lettus]

First off...Seattle is the goods. If this game was on a sunday at 4:25, it would've been a lot closer. These kids live to dominate on the big stage.

Secondly, nobody can beat them in Seattle, if they're healthy.

Thirdly, is Kris P okay? Lets send somebody to sit with him for a week.

Humbling, demoralizing game. Seattle is fucking legit. The only bright spot I can see is that the d held lynch to like 50 total yards.

I can only look forward to next Sunday night and hope Bree's and co come out swinging for the fences.

Who dat

:(

[Heisenberg]

http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/robert-griffin-3-gets-slammed-down-during-game-against-philly.gif

I'm going to suplex, NO! Rock Bottom you, make up your damn mind guy

[screech]

Secondly, nobody can beat them in Seattle, if they're healthy.



Weren't they missing a couple guys on defense last night? Pretty great for them to play so well at less than 100%.

[Kris P Lettus]

We were stretching our balls

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Teams looking for a QB in the draft can scratch a name off their wish list. Marcus Mariota is staying at Oregon. Between that and Zach Mettenberger's torn ACL, Johnny Football and Derek Carr's stocks have gone way up.</font>

[ClockShot]

Mike Tomlin hit with a $100k fine for his "interfering" with the kickoff return back on Thanksgiving.

Steelers may also lose draft picks. But that's up in the air right now.

[owenbrown]

ok the fine should be acceptable but taking draft picks?! c'mon.

[screech]

It would certainly dissuade coaches/players from interfering with the play on the field.

[McLegend]

Does anyone think Jacoby Jones wouldn't have scored if Tomlin didn't interfere?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Did they award the touchdown?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The Falcons/Lions London game next year will start at 1:30 PM local time - meaning a 9:30 AM EST start time for the United States.</font>

[Kris P Lettus]

"@AdamSchefter: Here's how you know Jaguars' season hasn't gone as planned: Maurice Jones-Drew has thrown as many TD passes this season as Blaine Gabbert."

[RP]

Andrew Luck reminds me of Rothlisberger. I can see him taking the Colts to the Superbowl. I can also see the Colts getting blown out in the first round. I just don't know.

[screech]

Looking at the Ravens' remaining games, I think they could go 2-2, which would put them at 8-8 for the year. With how weird the AFC is, that could be good enough for a Wildcard.

[screech]

They could also go 0-4 or 4-0. NFL is crazy stuff.

[#1-norm-fan]

<font color=goldenrod>The Falcons/Lions London game next year will start at 1:30 PM local time - meaning a 9:30 AM EST start time for the United States.</font>

So 6:30 AM football on the west coast. Gonna feel ridiculous.

[#1-norm-fan]

NFL.com is calling this Texans-Jags game a "key late season matchup" right now...

[Krimzon7]

it is key. they're duking it out for the first round draft pick.

Duh...

[Ermaximus]

"@AdamSchefter: Here's how you know Jaguars' season hasn't gone as planned: Maurice Jones-Drew has thrown as many TD passes this season as Blaine Gabbert."

:rofl: This is hilarious, yet sadly true.

[Ermaximus]

And now so does Ace Sanders.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Jacksonville Jaguars to go 7-9, get the 6th seed, win the Super Bowl.</font>

[screech]

Houston hasn't won a game since September 15. Goddamn.

[Krimzon7]

Matt Schaub has gotten bad pretty quickly. I have not seen such a prolific decline in ability.

[screech]

Is it really that much of a fall, though? Feel like he was always a middle-of-the-pack guy.

[Emperor Smeat]

Texans fied Gary Kubiak and promoted Wade Phillips as the interim head coach.

[ClockShot]

Geez. Could ya have waited until the season was over, Houston?

[Heisenberg]

I wouldn't say Phillips got "promoted", more like warming the seat for the next Face of the Texans.

[Heisenberg]

Schaub is already uprooting his house to move somewhere probably as well.

[screech]

Does this fire up the team to win a game or two? Or do they tank to guarantee the top pick?

[Heisenberg]

Stone Cold Gary Kubiak is probably going to start a program with Ravishing Wade Phillips over some spilt Gatorade after this newsbreak.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I can't help but feel bad for Kubiak. I don't see what firing him and promoting Wade Phillips for 3 games accomplishes. The dude's been there for 8 years, let him finish this mess out.</font>

[Kris P Lettus]

Haha ravishing wade phillips

Can you imagine him doing the rick rude pelvic thrust

[Kris P Lettus]

<font color=goldenrod>I can't help but feel bad for Kubiak. I don't see what firing him and promoting Wade Phillips for 3 games accomplishes. The dude's been there for 8 years, let him finish this mess out.</font>

I feel the same. Tell him now, but let him go the day after the regular season ends.

[Heisenberg]

I will remember Kubiak and his collapse, not the Texans terrible season.

I think this firing was in the gallows for awhile now, they were looking for one little hiccup to fire his ass and the timing is awful and makes them look like shit. Firing before Christmas, if he wasn't rich, I'd flip shit.

He will find another job, I guess that is why people aren't Paul Walkering over it.

[Krimzon7]

You know, there is a school of thought that the Texans were being benevolent to Kubiak. Given his health issues and the fact that they ALL knew he wouldn't survive this, they would cut him loose now, pay out his contract and allow him more time to get this out of his mind, and focus on getting healthier.

ANNNNNNNNNNNNND...

The texans can get a head start on interviewing canidiates.

[James Steele]

Kubiak bought a full page ad in the Houston Chronicle

http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/gary-kubiak-ad.jpg?w=640

[RoXer]

Eagles fans making a lot of ruckus during the moment of silence for Nelson Mandela

[RP]

Colts go 3 and out to start the game. Shocking!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Kubiak bought a full page ad in the Houston Chronicle

http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/gary-kubiak-ad.jpg?w=640

If only Texans fans could read.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Eagles fans making a lot of ruckus during the moment of silence for Nelson Mandela

Did this actually happen? They have to be pretty dumb to have any moment of silences in Philly.

[Razzamajazz]

holy fuck the snow in baltimore

[ClockShot]

Detroit/Philly is pretty much being played in a snowglobe right now.

[McLegend]

It's pretty fun.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/826452997.gif

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

are the lines and numbers heated?

[Emperor Smeat]

leaf and snow blowers I think or at least that is what another gif from SB showed from that game.

[Razzamajazz]

AP is hurt

[McLegend]

No faith that The Eagles are winning this game.

[ClockShot]

Chefs are destroying the Redskins right now in DC. I wonder if it's any better there?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I love bullshit touchdowns!

Hi RP! :wave:

Kisses! :kiss:

[owenbrown]

2 special teams touchdowns by the Chiefs today, geez.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://www.tpwwforums.com/images/icons/icon8.gif Pats really making it a habit to not bother playing well in the first halves of games now.

[Requiem]

refs lately https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ba_HbxyCQAA7KNt.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

FUCK

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This looks really bad for Gronk. :(

Stupid Brown folded him in half with that low shot.

[Krimzon7]

I love bullshit touchdowns!

Hi RP! :wave:

Kisses! :kiss:

Who DEY Putting a Dick in the Colts Asses!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Colts going to be a first round elimination in the playoffs if this keeps up.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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Great fans they have in Washington DC.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Urge to break things rising.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

About time Pats. We need a big time stop now.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

You need a big time stop right now.

[owenbrown]

fuck you Minnesota. You can't stop the overrated Ravens?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Announcers are terrible in this game. We get these guys for Pre-Season games.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Horrible call that wasn't grounding.

[Triple A]

Ridiculous games

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Damn McGahee what you doing putting your head down like that? Shit.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fuck this shit.

[Triple A]

Ravens game...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Holy shit.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That was PI asshole. Fuck you announcer.

[McLegend]

Fuckin A, Gentleman... Fuckin A.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Holy fucking shit.

[Razzamajazz]

some great things going on today

[Supreme Olajuwon]

That was PI asshole. Fuck you announcer.

This guy...

[Razzamajazz]

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cordarrelle patterson is gonna be a beast next year

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I almost put on the radio at half time this guy is pretty bad.

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Pats win another crazy game.

Really need to fix whatever is causing them to play horribly in the first halves of games recently.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Unbelievable win. SuperBowl chances are pretty much screwed if Gronk's knee injury is serious though.

[Evil Vito]

Wonder if there are stats for balls bouncing off of a receiver and into the hands of a defender. The Giants have one every single game. It's astounding.

[DrA]

Who gives a fuck if they won, they didn't come close to covering the ESPN point spread.

[owenbrown]

Torn ACL for Gronk

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Total Elimination hit by the Browns on Gronk.

[Innovator]

Eli has to lead NFL history with tipped balls into INTs

[Krimzon7]

3rd straight winning season.
4th in 5 years

CINCINATTI BENGALS! WHO DEY!!!!

[owenbrown]

UPSET ALERT: Tennessee leads Denver 14-10

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Lets go Titans! I feel dirty saying that.

[Innovator]

Giants are still baffled by tight ends standing at the first down line

[Innovator]

Giants are going to get blown out

[screech]

fuck you Minnesota. You can't stop the overrated Ravens?

Lol overrated

[weather vane]

PHINS!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Prater breaks the NFL Record with a 64 yard field goal!

[owenbrown]

are you shitting me?!

[Razzamajazz]

nice

[Evil Vito]

Giants very much looking like a team that doesn't give a fuck anymore.

Wonder who takes the fall from the coaching staff. Probably nobody.

[James Steele]

Talk about firing Coughlin and somehow y'all will win the fucking Super Bowl.

[owenbrown]

man Tennessee could have easily been 8-4 right now instead of 5-7 all but 2 of their 7 losses have been one possession losses. Whatever they did in the offseason last year is a slight improvement. Maybe next season they could be a playoff contender.

[owenbrown]

Titans' wins:

at Pittsburgh 16-9 Week 1
vs San Diego 20-17 Week 3
vs NY Jets 38-13 Week 4
at St Louis 28-21 Week 9
at Oakland 23-19 Week 12

Losses:

at Houston 24-30 OT Week 2
vs Kansas City 17-26 Week 5
at Seattle 13-20 Week 6
vs San Francisco 17-31 Week 7
vs Jacksonville 27-29 Week 10
vs Indianapolis 27-30 Week 11
at Indianapolis 14-22 Week 13

[owenbrown]

oh well

[Innovator]

Giants very much looking like a team that doesn't give a fuck anymore.

Wonder who takes the fall from the coaching staff. Probably nobody.

Please be Gilbride

[Innovator]

Giants jumped offsides, Rivers chucks it down field to Danny Woodhead who out jumps 3 Giants defenders and gets the catch with 3 tips.

[owenbrown]

Peyton Fucking Manning has had 59 attempts today

[owenbrown]

some fans on the Titans Facebook page calling for them to fire Mike Munchak. :roll: Really? their worst loss prior to today's blowout was a 14 point loss to the 49ers on October 20th. Tennessee could have 8 wins easily right now but they had close losses.

[owenbrown]

NFL.com has a story that Munchak could have been coaching for his job today and that Tennessee may go after Jay Cutler?

[ClockShot]

Hey, Matt Prater banged in a 64-yard field goal.

NEW RECORD!

[OssMan]

some fans on the Titans Facebook page calling for them to fire Mike Munchak. :roll: Really? their worst loss prior to today's blowout was a 14 point loss to the 49ers on October 20th. Tennessee could have 8 wins easily right now but they had close losses.
Fans calling for a coach to be fired? Damn

[ClockShot]

NFL.com has a story that Munchak could have been coaching for his job today and that Tennessee may go after Jay Cutler?

Either the Titans take their chance with Locker next season and hope he's healthy and build around him, or take their chances in the draft again.

No reason to go after Cutler since he himself can't stay healthy.

[Krimzon7]

Talk about firing Coughlin and somehow y'all will win the fucking Super Bowl.

hesmadbro