NFL 2013 Season Thread

[Triple A]

NFL

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fuck yeah!

[road doggy dogg]

National Football League
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[road doggy dogg]

Should probably un-sticky the offseason thread IMO IMO IMO
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[screech]

Wooooo!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Stoked.</font>

[Innovator]

Brandon Stoked

[ClockShot]

LET'S GO BRONCOS!

[road doggy dogg]

Let's go Lions! Show us that 6-10 season we all know you have in you!
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[Kris P Lettus]

http://i.imgur.com/sGQ7u3X.jpg

[Kris P Lettus]

NBTs mom


http://www.870wwl.com/pages/16254892.php?contentType=4&contentId=12978341

[road doggy dogg]

I'm ready to lay some big $$$ on the Saints this year. Think they are going to run away with the NFC
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[Kris P Lettus]

Wooooooooooo

[road doggy dogg]

Best part of Labour Day is Bill Simmons and Cousin Sal doing the NFL lines :love: Missed this every Monday over the summer.
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[Evil Vito]

Yeah listened to both the AFC and NFC BS Reports. :cool:

[Nark Order]

I just want the San Francisco 49ers or the Cleveland Browns to win the Superbowl. I don't think that's too much to ask. Fuck em, this is the war.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kn1__LvI6tE/SoqVNT7TXMI/AAAAAAAAATI/OPOcTUwHHHE/s400/StoneColdSteveAustinStunnerToSteph-1.jpg

[Nark Order]

Best part of Labour Day is Bill Simmons and Cousin Sal doing the NFL lines :love: Missed this every Monday over the summer.
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I get depressed every off-season now because of no Simmons/Sal tandem.

[Nark Order]

Sanchez out. Geno Smith in. Welcome to the media circus.

[road doggy dogg]

I think Geno was announced as the starter a while ago? Wasn't Sanchez injured. Anyway, they're both gonna be awful.

That all being said, I think people give Rex Ryan WAY too much shit. I mean... if you think about it, for as GOD-FUCKING ATROCIOUS as Sanchez has been, Ryan turned this team into a perennial contender for a few years there, with like top-10 defenses and into AFC Championships etc. He hasn't done anything egregiously terrible coaching-wise, like say Andy Reid or Norv Turner. Yet people give Ryan a ton of shit saying he's a bad coach and stuff. I dunno. I think he's arguably been one of the 5 best coaches in the league over the past 5 years.
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[Triple A]

I love Rex Ryan. People just "parrot" what they hear others saying.

[Emperor Smeat]

I think Geno was announced as the starter a while ago? Wasn't Sanchez injured. Anyway, they're both gonna be awful.
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Think there was some concern about his preseason stats and/or injury before the Sanchez injury that caused some doubt. Once Sanchez got hurt and Quinn was signed mainly as a mentor-type backup, it was only a matter of time before Smith would be confirmed as the starter.

[screech]

Love Rex Ryan. Think he is wonderful.

[Team Sheep]

Can't believe it's all back again tomorrow. Can't fucking wait. Love September. No more dull Sunday evenings. Yesssssss.

[Team Sheep]

I also loved Rex Ryan from 09-11 but thought he kept chatting some pure manure last year which made me lose a bit of confidence in him. People were out of their minds saying he should have been fired though. Last year was his first losing season out of four, cut him some slack.

[road doggy dogg]

Part of what I love about Ryan is that he does talk so much nonsense. He totally deflects attention away from the team, which I think is intentional. He makes himself the scapegoat so the players don't have to constantly hear about how shitty they played etc etc
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[The Condor]

Broncos 33-Ravens 12

I wish Droford were here :(

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Where did he go?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Red Sox start NFL Kickoff week a little bit early by putting up 20 runs against the Detroit Tigers.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>My office survivor pool allows multiple entries, $20 an entry. Decided to do 2 this year, only had one last year and figured the Saints would surely beat the Chiefs at home to avoid an 0-4 start and, well, we know how that worked out.

Definitely taking the Colts with one of my entries. Dunno about the other one though. Leaning towards New England. Would hate to use the Pats this early especially with the Jets rolling into town next week. But really the goal is to survive as long as possible. Could also take the Texans as I think the Chargers will blow, but the Pats seem like the "safer" pick. Either way I'm not a fan of taking road teams but there aren't any slam dunk home choices. Thought about the Steelers but them and the Titans seem equally mediocre.

Not ready to pick the Chiefs on the road, even against Jacksonville, cause I dunno what to make of the Chiefs at this point.</font>

[The Condor]

Where did he go?

RoXer asked him who the hottest MLB player was and he never answered and just quit the forums.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Super quick predictions for the season:

NFC
1. Falcons
2. Seahawks
3. Packers
4. Cowboys
5. Saints
6. 49ers

Falcons and Saints are both absolutely loaded on offense and will score a million points. Defense breaks the tie and I do think the Falcons are better in that regard. Could see both being in the top 3 teams in the conference record wise, though. With all due respect to the 49ers, the Seahawks are hard to bet against since they'll probably win at least 7 home games. NFC East will beat the shit out of each other to the point where the division winner will have the worst playoff team record in the conference again. Hope I'm wrong with Dallas obviously, but they and the Giants both have good offenses so again I have to break the tie with defense. NFC North can be wide open but there's also potential for things to go very wrong. In the end I'll stick with Green Bay as the safest pick although their o-line is horrendous.

AFC
1. Broncos
2. Patriots
3. Texans
4. Bengals
5. Ravens
6. Steelers

Would be shocked if the top three teams didn't win their respective divisions, basically looked at their schedules and used that to determine the 1-3 seeding. AFC North should be fun. I'll go with the Bengals taking the step up and the Ravens being playoff bound again. A lot of people are pegging the Chiefs for a spot over the Steelers, but I dunno. The Chiefs schedule does seem really easy but there are too many unknowns for my liking. I'll go with the Steelers to find a way to put it together and avoid a rare 2nd straight year without the playoffs.

Wild Card
-Saints over Cowboys
-Packers over 49ers
-Steelers over Texans
-Bengals over Ravens

Division
-Saints over Falcons
-Seahawks over Packers
-Broncos over Steelers
-Bengals over Patriots

Conference
-Seahawks over Saints
-Broncos over Bengals

Super Bowl 48
-Broncos over Seahawks

Dunno. The playoffs are pretty much a crapshoot anyway.

MVP: Peyton Manning
Coach of the Year: Marvin Lewis
Offensive ROY: Eddie Lacy
Defensive ROY: Jarvis Jones</font>

[Kris P Lettus]

I would cum in my pants so hard if the saints beat the falcons in atl in the playoffs

[Evil Vito]

Yeah, just a hunch. Plus I kinda wanted to set it up in a way where Seattle hosts the NFC Title game. So hard to beat at home.

I don't have any particular dislike of the Saints, but I will say I'm a bit more partial to the Falcons if only for Osi. He was an asshole at times but I'll miss him in Giants blue. :( also love Gonzalez.

[Evil Vito]

Just finished the regular season in my Madden game. If that's anything to go by (its not) the playoffs will be:

NFC
1. Giants
2. 49ers
3. Falcons
4. Vikings
5. Seahawks
6. Eagles

AFC
1. Ravens
2. Patriots
3. Colts
4. Chiefs
5. Broncos
6. Bengals

Also apparently Vontaze Burfict will win the Defensive ROY despite not being a rookie.

Poor Raiders can't even lose properly. Started off 1-1 and then lost 13 straight. 1-14 going into week 17. They won, and the Rams outsucked them going 2-14 and ending on a 7 game losing streak. Raiders screwed themselves out of a chance to draft Willie Duckett out of Auburn, being touted as the next (and evidently white) Cam Newton.

[road doggy dogg]

Don't worry, the IRL Raiders will suck and take Clowney next year and the universe will be in balance.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Every time the Bengals are predicted to do well they end up stinking like a butt. Stop it.

[road doggy dogg]

I may or may not have laid some money down on the Bengals to win the Superbowl this year :$
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[Team Sheep]

Bengals better stay away from the play offs this year. Fed up of them wasting a spot every year.

[McLegend]

Really? A fuckin weather delay

[RoXer]

Its the weather induced extended countdoooown! Do do do doooo. Do do do do dooooo

[Triple A]

come on

[DaveBrawl]

Really miss Droford for this.

[Kris P Lettus]

Stupid roxer being a dick to Droford

RIP

[FearedSanctity]

To whoever asked who Julius Thomas was when I drafted him. That. That's who he is

[Nark Order]

Fuck you, RoXer. I like you though. But fuck you. But I like you though. But fuck you.

[Fignuts]

Put the glove back on, Peyton.

[road doggy dogg]

Baltimore could have a decent pass rush this year. You could do worse than Dumervil and Suggs

[Kris P Lettus]

Gooooo torey smith

[Fignuts]

Holy shit Thomas is nasty.

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty amazing TD catch by Caldwell.

[road doggy dogg]

This game might feature the most white "skill position" players all season

[The Condor]

This game might feature the most white "skill position" players all season

Peyton is from the South. Don't really care though, these Broncos guys like Decker, Welker and even Tamme can produce.

[The Condor]

Really miss Droford for this.

I agree :'(

[Kris P Lettus]

"lol ravens"

[screech]

That was rough. First half was great, at least.

Feel like I should provide some stat about the super bowl champions losing first and still being really good anyway to fill the Droford void.

[#1-norm-fan]

Peyton Manning could throw for a shitload of touchdowns this season.

Just an early season observation I've made.

[#1-norm-fan]

Maybe Droford is actually a genius and he only planned on staying here as long as Ed Reed and Ray Lewis were Ravens all along. Maybe Roxer only ended up being his "out". Hmm?

[DaveBrawl]

Going to bed at halftime of every Broncos game now just to keep in line with those stupid commercials and see how long it works.

[road doggy dogg]

http://i.imgur.com/Vbr3J.gif

[Innovator]

MANNING FACE!

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/peymad.gif

[OssMan]

Can the NFL thread recover and reach standards of MLB thread after the abomination that was the NFL offseason thread?

[road doggy dogg]

How is the MLB thread so significantly better than the NFL thread, RoXer?

[Kris P Lettus]

Assman is the worst

[Nark Order]

Ossman is a wonderful human being with love for all of mankind.

[Nark Order]

Cannot wait for this Niners game but I do have a bad feeling about it.

[RoXer]

How is the MLB thread so significantly better than the NFL thread, RoXer?

That was Ossman but I'll go ahead and give some reasons. It's a lot more laid back, the arguments aren't as retarded, just better discussion all around. Nice vibe. Better atmosphere. Good acoustics. Cheap drinks.

[ClockShot]

Did a few cartwheels this morning after hearing the score on sportscenter. Pretty
much won fantasy this week. Although my opponent got Brady and he's facing the Bills.

Hoping EJ Manuel is the real deal and gets the jump early.

[road doggy dogg]

MLB thread is just a bunch of homers rooting for their respective teams. "wooo discussion"

[RoXer]

That's the entire sports forum

[Emperor Smeat]

According to ESPN, Tim Tebow still refuses to play for any other position besides QB. He recently turned down an offer by a team who was interested in him but for another position.

Also turned down offers from the CFL since either none were for the QB spot or he only wants to play in the NFL.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9640640/tim-tebow-refused-change-positions-report

[Next Big Thing]

http://summerburkes.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/The-Unknown-Whodat.jpg

Typical Aints fan. You can count the number of teeth and brain cells with one hand.

[Next Big Thing]

Fuck you with an AIDS dick Kris P.

[The Condor]

MLB thread is just a bunch of homers rooting for their respective teams. "wooo discussion"

I don't know about this, sure we have guys that fall into that group but RoXer exterminated Droford from the forums. It's pretty friendly in those confines; sabermetric talk, discussion about prospects, management style, NL vs. AL, recognizing guys like Paul Goldshmidt.

[road doggy dogg]

Really, like 80% of the posts are Vito talking about the Mets

[Kris P Lettus]

Fuck you with an AIDS dick Kris P.

Just as classy as yr hero roddy white

[Next Big Thing]

Saints fans shouldn't be allowed to use the word classy.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-u-OvqdDb8-Y/Ubv0G83O4uI/AAAAAAAABtU/dHk0Ysko29Q/s1600/ku-xlarge.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1Mev97uuEvg/UbvtxoIguYI/AAAAAAAABs0/FiHRCoCuxI0/s1600/10518708-large.jpg

http://puckingsports.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/saints1.jpg?w=614

[Next Big Thing]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2010/01/gabbysaint.jpg

Like I said, you can count the teeth and brain cells on one hand.

[road doggy dogg]

You could find a small sample size of similar fans of every sports organization in every American city. 100% guaranteed.

[Next Big Thing]

Of course you can, but if you applied that sort of rational logic to sports, there'd be no trash talk... and where's the fun in that?

[RP]

I feel like the Ravens are probably having trouble practicing because all there butts hurt from the viciousness of that raping Peyton laid in them.

[road doggy dogg]

Of course you can, but if you applied that sort of rational logic to sports, there'd be no trash talk... and where's the fun in that?

Apparently trash talk makes this thread suck!!!

[Kris P Lettus]

-roddy white twitter
-deangelo hall spitting in colstons face
-michael vick dog murder

[Kris P Lettus]

I heard something interesting yesterday, Brady is at 48 games in a row with a TD pass, the game he could tie Drew Brees' record is week 6 when the Saints visit the Pats.

Unwritten NFL drama is amazing

[road doggy dogg]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/DouAvtxNMU8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Always forget how much Steve Smith is the most bauss player ever
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[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Fuck I can't wait for tomorrow.

JPP boarded the flight for Dallas. :love: Only 3 players not on the flight were the guys already ruled out due to injury. Thinking that's a good indication JPP will play but I wouldn't be surprised if he's limited to just coming in on passing downs or something.</font>

[DaveWadding]

Can't wait to watch the Cardinals win 3 games this year and then draft Teddy Bridgewater. FOOTBALL. FUCK YEAH.

[Kris P Lettus]

RG3 or Russel Wilson

Eli or Shaub

[road doggy dogg]

Fantasy or IRL projection?

Fantasy, week 1 I'd play Eli over Schaub. Giants are "pretty good" @ Dallas lately and Houston will likely have a lead early on. RG3 or Wilson IDK, Probably RG3 just because he has the higher "floor", so to speak.

IRL I like Wilson overall for the season. Think RG3 is an injury risk, fair or not, and Wilson is just a better QB right now IMO. Still go with Eli, think Schaub is pretty much the definition of average.
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[Kris P Lettus]

Fantasy

Im leaning towards eli and wilson

[OssMan]

Why are there always so many 1:00 games now, ten 1:00 games and two 4:25 games tomorrow

[road doggy dogg]

So good. I hate when there are like 5 4:00 games, so stupid. I think 3 is good number.


Also there's the 2nd MNF game this week so that's probably one of them gone (I'm assuming the MNF games are awful AFC west matchups because they always are)
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[Emperor Smeat]

The season opener on Thursday and the 2nd MNF game usually end up taking from the 4pm spot for Week 1 games.

Another reason is CBS is showing the US Open at around 4pm so no games possible from them at that time.

[road doggy dogg]

Oh yeah plus the Thursday one, doi. I absolutely fucking detest that they are doing a Thursday night game every week this season. Fucking worst fucking garbage games every year. Hate you sometimes, NFL. Just let us have our Sundays, and MNF is okay.
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[Triple A]

So good. I hate when there are like 5 4:00 games, so stupid. I think 3 is good number.
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why?

Wish they would split the games up... 4PM NFL Red Zone is pretty shitty cause it is always like 2-3 games

[screech]

Oh yeah plus the Thursday one, doi. I absolutely fucking detest that they are doing a Thursday night game every week this season. Fucking worst fucking garbage games every year. Hate you sometimes, NFL. Just let us have our Sundays, and MNF is okay.
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Fuck, they are? Hate that shit

[Kris P Lettus]

Saints/Falcons 2013 Trailer (http://www.neworleanssaints.com/media-center/videos/New-Orleans-Saints-vs-Atlanta-Falcons-2013-Trailer/c50db8eb-2552-4504-8b60-a7e86fc00aa9?campaign=no%3Afanshare%3Afacebook)

[road doggy dogg]

why?

Wish they would split the games up... 4PM NFL Red Zone is pretty shitty cause it is always like 2-3 games

Idk. Guess it isn't that bad. Just hate when they shift 1:00 games to 4:00 to "fill the void" and we're left with a brutal 1:00 slate. Usually only during bye weeks this is a problem.

I remember a couple times within the past... I dunno, 2-3 years, where the 1:00 lineup would be like:

BUF @ CLE
JAX @ TEN
WAS @ PHI (pre-RGIII, keep in mind)
OAK @ CIN
CHI @ MIN
GB @ TB

Something like that. And then 4:00 would have like NO @ ATL for no reason at all
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[Next Big Thing]

Saints/Falcons 2013 Trailer (http://www.neworleanssaints.com/media-center/videos/New-Orleans-Saints-vs-Atlanta-Falcons-2013-Trailer/c50db8eb-2552-4504-8b60-a7e86fc00aa9?campaign=no%3Afanshare%3Afacebook)

That trailer managed to remind me why I love/miss NOLA and hate the Saints at the same time. Mixed emotions, no doubt.

[Kris P Lettus]

LOL @ rdd

:foc: @ nbt

[OssMan]

They never shift games to 4:00 though it seems like, seems like it's the other way around, like they try to have as few 4:00 games as possible, so annoying

[Nark Order]

Only having 2 games at 4 is annoying.

[Nark Order]

Im at the fair. I want a fucking corndog.

football.

[Nark Order]

I think I can say whatever I want as ling as I add football in at the end. Feet kind of hurt.

[road doggy dogg]

If only RoXer were a mod here to delete those posts!
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[#1-norm-fan]

why?

Wish they would split the games up... 4PM NFL Red Zone is pretty shitty cause it is always like 2-3 games

Yeah, it's too big of a downer from the intensity of RedZone for the first wave of games to a complete lull for 4 hours until SNF. Then again, early RedZone is so good because of how stacked it is. So I don't know.

[road doggy dogg]

That lull between end of 1:00 games and 2nd half of 4:00 games is perfect time to eat though. Usually from 12-4 there's enough CHATTER and drinking going on and by 4:00 it's a good slowdown time, then you AMP UP the intensity around halftime of the late games, toss in a game of Madden before the SNF game, and wrap it up with CRIS AND AL
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[Nark Order]

I just took a picture of a cow to show you guys later.

football

[Kris P Lettus]

http://i.imgur.com/filM8.gif

[Nark Order]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3333037/whitner-rocks-thomas-o.gif

[Kris P Lettus]

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1320427/umadno.gif

[Supreme Olajuwon]

http://i.imgur.com/filM8.gif

Dunno why Saints fans are so obsessed with this play. Smith held on and made the tackle for a loss.

[Innovator]

Happy Football Sunday, lads.

FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL

[Kris P Lettus]

Dunno why Saints fans are so obsessed with this play. Smith held on and made the tackle for a loss.

Perfect example of Harai Goshi

[Next Big Thing]

Today should be a Goddamn national holiday.

[Kris P Lettus]

Tomorrow should be for falcons fans cause no one wants to go to work that depressed

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>It's like Christmas morning.</font> :love:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

2 minutes into Sunday Countdown and I already hate it more than anything.

[Kris P Lettus]

ESPN is pretty much unbearable to me now a days

NFL Network on tv with tje sound off and WWL radio blasting ass to moment

[Next Big Thing]

My Sunday ritual is Madden with the sound off and 790 the Zone radio coverage or relevant NFL podcasts until kickoff.

I really can't do the pregame shows anymore. Used to love NFL Countdown too.

[Nark Order]

Dunno why Saints fans are so obsessed with this play. Smith held on and made the tackle for a loss.

Yeah. I point this out all the time. Kind of weird. They never show the rest of the play.

[screech]

I would probably hate watching a Saints game with Krispy.

[screech]

I wish I got real channels still. Miss having NFL redzone.

At least I get the important ones for today :)

[McLegend]

I enjoy the Fox pregame show.

[McLegend]

I definitely need a new avatar now.

[Kris P Lettus]

Yeah. I point this out all the time. Kind of weird. They never show the rest of the play.

The tackle wasnt the impressive part, atleast not to the saints fan that made it/post it

Not really that hard to figure out

[Kris P Lettus]

Guys russel wilson or rg3????????

[Kris P Lettus]

H8 the 9ers but this is a cool picture

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTp3J7xCEAAKA3l.jpg

[Next Big Thing]

Bruno Mars as the Super Bowl halftime act... kind of a let down.

[Kris P Lettus]

I never watch halftime anyway

Usually smoking weed and peeing

[McLegend]

Happy Football Sunday, lads.

FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL

FOOTBALL

[Kris P Lettus]

Falcons won the toss chose to receive

Sean Payton and Steve Gleason came out to do the pregame who dat chant

[Kris P Lettus]

Gonna start a restaurant that sevres ATL Falcons Hot Wings

Gonna be called 3 and Out

[DaveWadding]

so the DirecTV web app thing can suck my dick. Already went down. so I have to watch Saints/Falcons on my phone

[Kris P Lettus]

Such a terrible thing to have to watch a marquee matchup

[McLegend]

AP is insane.

Did the Vikings change their uniforms? They look more blue then usual.

[Kris P Lettus]

Yeah lets run a stretch play on 4th and inches

Good call

[Next Big Thing]

Lol @ Moose shitting on the Saints defense and then Matty Ice rushing for the 1st.

[screech]

If the QB is going into a slide, why would a DB slide also? Gotta know the flag will be thrown.

[Kris P Lettus]

Naw man, he slid way late and vacarro pulled back as to not blast him in the head

[Kris P Lettus]

Vaccaro runs like a 4.3, no way he could have not made contact there

QBs are pussies

[Nark Order]

I never watch halftime anyway

Usually smoking weed and peeing

Dude. Me too. My girlfriend has some lemon train wreck. Ironically, if I were to watch halftime today I would probably love it right now. I love anything and everything right now.

[Kris P Lettus]

Thats why they need to stay in the pocket, like drew brees

:shifty:

[Kris P Lettus]

Dude. Me too. My girlfriend has some lemon train wreck. Ironically, if I were to watch halftime today I would probably love it right now. I love anything and everything right now.

Are you on new meds?

Don't hide, divide

[Nark Order]

I haven't got any in awhile. My roomates all had cards but now I dont live with them anymore. I need to get mine.

[Nark Order]

I really need Matt Stafford to start fucking people up.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Via <a href="https://twitter.com/EliasSports">@eliassports</a> -- This is the 1st season that NFL's Week 1 has had 3 or more safeties since 1999.</p>&mdash; ESPN Stats &amp; Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) <a href="https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/statuses/376761069189857281">September 8, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Kris P Lettus]

Jets
Pitt

Who else

[Emperor Smeat]

Jaguars

[OssMan]

Julio Jones... gormless

[Kris P Lettus]

Dept of Domeland Security

[Kris P Lettus]

Boom colston in yr face

[Kris P Lettus]

Junior and Walker with the sicccccc sack

[Kris P Lettus]

Great d to end the half

[RP]

Raiders are alot better than reported.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Used my two entries in the work survivor pool to pick the Colts and Pats, respectively - as did most of the other people in the pool. Sweating both games out.</font>

[Kris P Lettus]

Golden Graham

[RP]

Ok. Officially in maniac mode. Raiders are winning.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Put in Ridlay goddamn it.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Colts win! I can exhale.</font>

[RP]

Woo!

[Kris P Lettus]

My heart almost exploded

Where you at NBT

[Kris P Lettus]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJwrbzMCIAEAZXC.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WHOOOOOOOO!

[RoXer]

COME ON NICK FOLKKKKKK

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Lavonte David with the fuckup of the week right there.</font>

[RoXer]

DO IT


DO IT

[Emperor Smeat]

Tough game but :D Pats won.

Amendola looked great today as Welker's replacement on offense.

No clue what the Bills coaching was thinking on their last real drive with 5 minutes to go. Had the chance to eat up a big chunk of time and instead bailed out the Pats big time by barely using up a minute.

[RoXer]

FUCKING GOLDEN

NICK FOLK IS THE GREATEST

U OF A

U OF A

U OF A

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Fuckin' nervous about tonight's game. Such a huge game right off the bat since the divisional race should be tight throughout and the Giants have Peyton coming in next week.</font>

[Reavant]

Fucking bills

[Kris P Lettus]

In the 9ers Pack game, I am again pulling for defense

[Triple A]

sick

[owenbrown]

http://camrevs.com/images/2013/04/colorado-rockies-logo-1200x1200-tennessee-titans-10th-pick-discussed-in-titan-sized-war-room-camrevs.jpg

[RoXer]

jesus

Rams receiver had wide open space, no one in front of him

Dansby come in

no ones reading this post

knocks it out at the 5

Cardinals recover it for a touchback

[Triple A]

i seen it via NFL Red Zone Channel

[RoXer]

Ronde Barber calling Larry Fitzgerald "Larry Johnson" on his touchdown catch

Wish the Cardinals didn't suck so they wouldn't get Dick Johnson and whoever the most recently retired player is trying to get a job in broadcasting

[Triple A]

calling Adrian Peterson "AD" 1 of the most annoying things to me

[RoXer]

Cardinals take the kickoff from deep in their own endzone, get tackled at the 6 yard line.

Ronde Barber: "I don't know if that was a good decision there, Dick."

[road doggy dogg]

Hope Legatron gets a 60 yarder this game. Last season was so fun watching Rams games to see if he wuld get long FG attempts

[Kris P Lettus]

calling Adrian Peterson "AD" 1 of the most annoying things to me

I hate it when people get mad when people say "AP" like "thats not his name, its AD"

Mad annoying

[Kris P Lettus]

http://i.imgur.com/h6mi22X.jpg

[Boomer]

Falcons started two rookie corners today and they both looked great. Did not expect the Falcons to win in Payton's return, so game went about how I expected.

And Peterson has straight up said that he prefers to be called AD: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1kquxw/i_am_adrian_peterson_pro_football_mvp_ask_me/cbrpcgd

[Kris P Lettus]

AP is still his initials

[owenbrown]

Supreme, what the fuck happened to the AFC North today?

[Boomer]

AP is still his initials

Thanks, Krispy. I had no idea.

[screech]

AFC North stinks

[owenbrown]

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/wabc/cms_exf_2007/_video_wn_images/7618660_600x338.jpg

AP is still his initials

[Kris P Lettus]

Thanks, Krispy. I had no idea.

Straight up

[Kris P Lettus]

A"AD"P

[Kris P Lettus]

Bouldin on fire

[Kris P Lettus]

Wait can I call him Bouldin or is there some made up nick name that sounds just like Bouldin he would rather be called?

[Triple A]

Anquan "AP" Boldin

[screech]

You could start by spelling his name correctly

[Boomer]

God forbid Peterson wants to be called by the nickname his father gave him when he started playing football, and for fans to do the same for him.

[Kris P Lettus]

Pouldin

[screech]

His performance makes me happy and sad.

[Kris P Lettus]

God forbid Peterson wants to be called by the nickname his father gave him when he started playing football, and for fans to do the same for him.

And god forbid people call him by his initials instead

[Boomer]

I don't care whatever his fans call him, but apparently you do.

[Kris P Lettus]

Its not him wanting to have a nickname as much as its the annoying fans, e.g. Boomer, who take it so seriously

[Kris P Lettus]

I don't care whatever his fans call him, but apparently you do.

I said its ridiculous when people care that much

You are proving my point

[Boomer]

You aren't making sense.

[Kris P Lettus]

I said fans who make a big deal about the whole "AD/AP" thing are ridiculous

You then made a big deal about the "AD/AP" thing

[Boomer]

I said I don't care what any of his fans call him, and god forbid his fans want to call him one thing because he prefers one nickname to another. That is not a big deal. You cite me as an example of an 'annoying fan', when I couldn't give a shit; I'm not a Vikings fan, have never been to Minnesota, etc. You apparently care more than I do, and all I did was cite Peterson's preference as to why his fans are so adamant about calling him that.

[#1-norm-fan]

THIS IS WHY THE MLB THREAD IS BETTER, GUYS!

[Kris P Lettus]

I said I don't care what any of his fans call him, and god forbid his fans want to call him one thing because he prefers one nickname to another. That is not a big deal. You cite me as an example of an 'annoying fan', when I couldn't give a shit; I'm not a Vikings fan, have never been to Minnesota, etc. You apparently care more than I do, and all I did was cite Peterson's preference as to why his fans are so adamant about calling him that.

We can tell you don't care.

[#1-norm-fan]

By the way, Jared Cook has both Rams touchdowns, one more target in the end zone that could have been a touchdown and a crazy freak fumble at the goalline. Bradford seems to be zoning in on him a lot. Guy could end up being a surprise stud this year.

[Boomer]

THIS IS WHY THE MLB THREAD IS BETTER, GUYS!

Yeah, totally better. Everyone basically just makes singular posts about their own team, and few people engage in meaningful discussion. It's great.

[Boomer]

We can tell you don't care.

So you want to argue with me but you want to act like me proving my point is proving your point? OK.

[#1-norm-fan]

Yeah, totally better. Everyone basically just makes singular posts about their own team, and few people engage in meaningful discussion. It's great.

Well to be fair, baseball is not important enough to argue about.

[Kris P Lettus]

You did absolutely prove my point

Thank you

[Boomer]

Nope, don't think I did. Agree to disagree :)

[Kris P Lettus]

I hate it when people get mad when people say "AP" like "thats not his name, its AD"

Mad annoying

Falcons started two rookie corners today and they both looked great. Did not expect the Falcons to win in Payton's return, so game went about how I expected.

And Peterson has straight up said that he prefers to be called AD: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1kquxw/i_am_adrian_peterson_pro_football_mvp_ask_me/cbrpcgd

AP is still his initials

Thanks, Krispy. I had no idea.

God forbid Peterson wants to be called by the nickname his father gave him when he started playing football, and for fans to do the same for him.

And god forbid people call him by his initials instead

I don't care whatever his fans call him, but apparently you do.

You aren't making sense.

I said fans who make a big deal about the whole "AD/AP" thing are ridiculous

You then made a big deal about the "AD/AP" thing

I said I don't care what any of his fans call him, and god forbid his fans want to call him one thing because he prefers one nickname to another. That is not a big deal. You cite me as an example of an 'annoying fan', when I couldn't give a shit; I'm not a Vikings fan, have never been to Minnesota, etc. You apparently care more than I do, and all I did was cite Peterson's preference as to why his fans are so adamant about calling him that.

[RoXer]

Ronde Barber calling Larry Fitzgerald "Larry Johnson" on his touchdown catch

Wish the Cardinals didn't suck so they wouldn't get Dick Johnson and whoever the most recently retired player is trying to get a job in broadcasting

Cardinals take the kickoff from deep in their own endzone, get tackled at the 6 yard line.

Ronde Barber: "I don't know if that was a good decision there, Dick."

Ronde Barber drawing a penis:


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTrL2s7IEAATQKa.jpg:large

[Nark Order]

Jesus. What a stupid argument.

[Boomer]

Welcome to TPWW.

[Triple A]

shut up Boomer you dickhead

[Triple A]

I like the texture of the new Vikings and Jaguars helmets :)

[Boomer]

So happy to be loved. :love:

[Nark Order]

This 9ers game is making my butt pucker.

[Kris P Lettus]

Its a really good game

[Boomer]

Other game on isn't bad either. Not exactly great teams, but still a good one.

[Nark Order]

MORE GORE. YEAHHHH

[Nark Order]

First QB to fuck up loses here in the 4th.

[Kris P Lettus]

Slobberknocker

[Nark Order]

I know its annoying to hear people talk about a third year QB like this but Kap really does have a solid shot at being the best ever if he can keep up this level of play. He makes everything look so easy.

[Kris P Lettus]

BRTL

[road doggy dogg]

Both 4:00 games have been fantastic. ARI-STL gets the edge because LEGATRON is beastmode and the best in the world. That 48 yarder he nailed hit the netting at the top of the uprights. So good.
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[Kris P Lettus]

Lets see those nuts Harbaugh

[Kris P Lettus]

Pussy

[Nark Order]

Phil Dawson. Take them to Brown Town.

[Kris P Lettus]

Balls Mahoney

[Nark Order]

Lets see those nuts indeed.

[Nark Order]

Run it down, gentlemen.

[Kris P Lettus]

Sean Payton sized nuts

[Nark Order]

Anquan Boldin rubbing his balls on the defenses's collective forehead.

[OssMan]

THIS IS WHY THE MLB THREAD IS BETTER, GUYS!
Nah dog

[Nark Order]

As long as we don't do anything really stupid, this is probably a rap

[OssMan]

Krisplettus vs Boomer

[Kris P Lettus]

Run back the kickoff

[Nark Order]

Giving Rogers a chance always feels like ass.

[Nark Order]

9ERS MOTHER OF FUCK

[Nark Order]

Hey guys. Just take away Kap's ability to run and its an easy win. Yeah?

[McLegend]

I love the NFL...

Sucks I have to wait 24 hours for the Eagles game, but whatever.

[Kris P Lettus]

Think I watched the 4 best NFC teams today

[Kris P Lettus]

Colin Kaepernick camed together with Clay Matthews

[Kris P Lettus]

Bc of gay

Amirite

[Kris P Lettus]

http://imageshack.us/scaled/landing/716/zrip.jpg

[parkmania]

On the whole AP/AD, I'm reminded of two things:

1) I usually fall back on Coming to America's "His momma called him Clay, I'mma call him Clay."

2) I thought it was Man Law that you don't get decide your own nickname, nor do you have veto rights once one gets attached to you.

[Kris P Lettus]

His dad use to call him that

I just think its dumb when fans boomer out because people call him by his initials instead of his nick name

[road doggy dogg]

In other much much more important news, WHO THE FUCK CARES jesus christ retards
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