Official Backyard Fed Thread

[Sixx]

A heavily body-armored midget!!!


Can you have "midget toss on a pole" matches? Winner gets to take the midget home.

It's a fucking chestplate!

That's a midget knight.

[drave]

Midget Knight Adventures: Curse of the You Must Be This Tall to Ride

Weapon of choice - 15cm petrified Subway sandwich to be used as a 2h Scottish Claymore.

[EzekielKane]

I love the round table's theme song, so epic

[EzekielKane]

OH MY GOD

You have a midget now!

Hes really damn good

[Heisenberg]

I'm pretty sure you don't have to worry about the haters here, I mean there is a full show of free wrestling here and I don't see why that's a bad thing. I'll be around if anyone gets touched inappropiately, blase blase blah blah, out

[drave]

Can we inappropriately touch ourselves? Is that a punishable offense, Officer Berg?

[EzekielKane]

I'm pretty sure you don't have to worry about the haters here, I mean there is a full show of free wrestling here and I don't see why that's a bad thing. I'll be around if anyone gets touched inappropiately, blase blase blah blah, out

Theres a bunch of nerds posting about how they hate backyard wrestling each time someone posts a show here.

[Heisenberg]

They are still getting over the loss of beloved BYW fed OCW, some of them turned feral and haven't been able to recover. I can't speak for all, but I hope I don't have to bring the sirens to them

[EzekielKane]

What do you guys want to see happen in RDW next?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What is Tyrion Lannister doing outside of Westeros?

[Sixx]

What do you guys want to see happen in RDW next?

The fat guy from Lost wrestling the midget.

[Heisenberg]

This might be pushing it, but I'd like to see the rare happening of a Ring of Fire Backyard Deathmatch. This is only done with the cooperation of local authorities and requires crowd participation and minimal use of smartphones. I think that would put this organization over.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Erag.

[drave]

Midget on poles match. Put the dude on stilts and let the magic happen.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[Jordancsst1997]

"Fat guy from lost" made my day! and J. Styles, the "Midget" is really impressive! i see a GIANT v. "midget" Feud in the future! Lol. Fat big boss man? Big boss man was fat! Also give me an alternative to the ERAG that we can actually do! No cage!

[Jordancsst1997]

sorry, you didnt say fat big boss man! You said ICP, lol i hate juggalos

[JimmyMess]

I love that there was one person clapping.

[Shisen Kopf]

"Fat guy from lost" made my day! and J. Styles, the "Midget" is really impressive! i see a GIANT v. "midget" Feud in the future! Lol. Fat big boss man? Big boss man was fat! Also give me an alternative to the ERAG that we can actually do! No cage!

Why won't you do an ERAG match? It's what the fans want. Don't you care about us fans?

[Jordancsst1997]

We dont have a fucking cage?

[Shisen Kopf]

I thought you were the REAL DEAL? get a cage. Have an ERAG match. Then you'll be big time

[Rollermacka]

So at one point the ref picks up the balls champ (or whatever the hell he was) and throws him out the ring? So your champions are such bitches they get tossed around by referees? (Now if he had tossed the midget, that would have been completely acceptable)

[Jordancsst1997]

I love that there was one person clapping.

this was a taping, we didnt have fans there.

[drave]

this was a taping, we didnt have fans there.

lolwut.

[Volare]

Must have cardboard cutouts you can fill it in with!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Yeah George Lucas did it in Star Wars.

[Shisen Kopf]

George Lucas is a big fan of ERAG matches. He may put one in the new Star Wars movie.

[Shisen Kopf]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WmThH82MUp0/UFJCAY7CF2I/AAAAAAAAABk/oJJl1vKzRe4/s1600/ERAG.jpg

[Damian Rey]

ARMAGEDDON ERAG 6 MAN TAG MATCH PLAYA!

[Jordancsst1997]

We have regular episodes where we dont invite fans and shit, then we have specials(Like PPVS) We obviously dont charge to watch,thats what makes BYW illegal. People come to the specials.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

We have regular episodes where we dont invite fans and shit, then we have specials(Like PPVS) We obviously dont charge to watch,thats what makes BYW illegal. People come to the specials.

Seems stupid to have one person clapping though. Makes it obvious that nobody is there.

[Heisenberg]

goddammit I don't want to arrest anyone tonight!!! Don't you move!!! I'm goddamn serious!!! Don't Chris Benoit!! Don't do it!! They weren't supposed to TAP!!!

[Rollermacka]

Seems stupid to have one person clapping though. Makes it obvious that nobody is there.

The word stupid and Backyard Wrestling go hand and hand.....

[Jordancsst1997]

i dont know why they were clapping. haha cunts

[EzekielKane]

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This week Real Deal goes HARDCORE, the show starts with a REALLY BRUTALE match between Kryzer and Snow. A match so brutal that some were worried Kryzer and Snow were hurt. I am sure they were hurting but that's what happens when you put on such a killer match.

Luke Knight, a guy I hated at first faced off against my old favorite JERICHO STYLES and they put on a brilliant match, to those haters who day REAL DEAL stars cant wrestle should watch these two in the ring!

The main event featured M.G Hurst...CAZZAM! Cassatt and Killa Cam Cassatt and a shocking ending. This was one KILLER show, I really loved the action in the opener and Knight/Styles. Knight is really becoming a kind of MVP here.

Glad to here that Kryzer is o.k because that one spot looked INSANE.

Anyway, enjoy the show everybody and let me know what you think....!!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jericho Styles? Is he the Marginal?

[road doggy dogg]

Have you not noticed that all of these threads eventually get added into the Backyard Wrestling "superthread" ? Why not just add to that questionmark

[road doggy dogg]

also lol @ the Youtube stillframe, cockleg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Have you not noticed that all of these threads eventually get added into the Backyard Wrestling "superthread" ? Why not just add to that questionmark

I've been saying that for thread after thread. He's just a fucking troll who likes to troll.

[EzekielKane]

Have you not noticed that all of these threads eventually get added into the Backyard Wrestling "superthread" ? Why not just add to that questionmark

Why do u have more than one WWE thead? why not have just one WWE thread? Why not have a board with 4, 600 page threads, Official WWE Thread, Official TNA thread, Official ROH thread, Official Backyard thread.

[Bad News Gertner]

Awesome fucking show!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hes really damn good

Tyrion Failister.

[road doggy dogg]

Why do u have more than one WWE thead? why not have just one WWE thread? Why not have a board with 4, 600 page threads, Official WWE Thread, Official TNA thread, Official ROH thread, Official Backyard thread.

100k replies, ERAG edition

make it so, HeisenBORG

[whiteyford]

Brutale!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why do u have more than one WWE thead? why not have just one WWE thread? Why not have a board with 4, 600 page threads, Official WWE Thread, Official TNA thread, Official ROH thread, Official Backyard thread.

You don't actually think these things are equal, but if you really do: you should re-evaluate everything about your life.

[road doggy dogg]

¡brutalé!

[Shisen Kopf]

The extra E in brutal is for ERAG. REAL DE AL WOOOOOOOOO!

[slik]

you gotta sweep the leg bro

[EzekielKane]

You don't actually think these things are equal, but if you really do: you should re-evaluate everything about your life.

I don't but there 4 different kinds of wrestling.

[JimmyMess]

Just get with the program guy, Official Backyard Thread!

[Jordancsst1997]

Ezekiel, i really appreciate what you do for RDW, but you should just post into the BYW thread. lol. BYW and WWE are nowhere close.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He's not really a fan of yours. He is a sock account who chooses random backyard wrestling feds and blasts the forums with videos.

He did it with CHW and some backyard league in Florida called OCW.

[Jordancsst1997]

i find it hilarious when you all make fun of it.

[JimmyMess]

He's not really a fan of yours. He is a sock account who chooses random backyard wrestling feds and blasts the forums with videos.

He did it with CHW and some backyard league in Florida called OCW.

WHOA, hold your tongue about OCW that place was supposed to take over the world of professional rasslin.

[loopydate]

I don't but there 4 different kinds of wrestling.

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[EzekielKane]

He's not really a fan of yours. He is a sock account who chooses random backyard wrestling feds and blasts the forums with videos.

He did it with CHW and some backyard league in Florida called OCW.

I am not the guy posting that CHW junk. I didn't post any OCW either.
And I am a fan of Real Deal and GOOD quality backyard wrestling in general. So don't put words's in my mouth.

[EzekielKane]

Ezekiel, i really appreciate what you do for RDW, but you should just post into the BYW thread. lol. BYW and WWE are nowhere close.

Thanks man. They aren't but they are two different things. I like both.

[whiteyford]

I don't but there 4 different kinds of wrestling.

I think myself and loopydate would like to hear more on these four different kinds of wrestling you speak of, in great detail and with pie charts where applicable.

Is one drunken cobra style?

[EzekielKane]

I think myself and loopydate would like to hear more on these four different kinds of wrestling you speak of, in great detail and with pie charts where applicable.

Is one drunken cobra style?

1. WWE - ThE big dog, the TV style, the PG, the main event.

2. TNA/ROH - The indie wrestling, the second big dog.

3. CZW/Chikara - The special feds for a specific audience, the niche feds.

4. Backyard - The amateur feds, the unique underground feds.

[Innovator]

5. Artistic Combat

[whiteyford]

Where does midget wrestling come into this?

[Shisen Kopf]

I think this thread should be closed until they do a certain kind of match that everyone wants to see but they refuse to do it. They obviously don't give a crap about there super loyalE fans. The time has come to take a stand TPWW and tell them " ERAG or GTFO!"

[EzekielKane]

I think this thread should be closed until they do a certain kind of match that everyone wants to see but they refuse to do it. They obviously don't give a crap about there super loyalE fans. The time has come to take a stand TPWW and tell them " ERAG or GTFO!"

They don't have a cage

[Shisen Kopf]

If they were real deal they'd have a cage. MG Hurst should leave fake deal rasslin and find a fed with a cage

[EzekielKane]

If they were real deal they'd have a cage. MG Hurst should leave fake deal rasslin and find a fed with a cage

Im sure if Jordan set his mind on it he would have found a way to get a cage but its just no point to get one only for one match

[Rollermacka]

I am not the guy posting that CHW junk. I didn't post any OCW either.
And I am a fan of Real Deal and GOOD quality backyard wrestling in general. So don't put words's in my mouth.

Good Backyard wrestling?
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[EzekielKane]

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IT IS HERE

Real Deal's HUGE and long awaited event, an hour and 20 minutes of pure wrestling action. Real Deal presents...THE REAL DEAL RUMBLE!
Really solid wrestling action this week...every week REAL DEAL seems to get closer and closer to PRO.

Watch and enjoy and haters, keep hating, we laugh at your tears!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Im sure if Jordan set his mind on it he would have found a way to get a cage but its just no point to get one only for one match

I guess "Never Stop Improving" and "More Saving/More Doing" don't mean anything to them.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

5. Artistic Combat

6. Thumb Wrestling.

[Jordancsst1997]

Ill let you in on some scoop, theres a good possibility of a cage next year.

[drave]

Good!

Now, you and your brother trust one another right? Put some FORCE and IMPACT(loltna) behind your strikes/slams and it will be much better :)

[Shisen Kopf]

Can't wait till you guys get a cage. MG hurst vs that midget vs that ginger kid who looks like a toothbrush in an ERAG match will be epic.

[Rollermacka]

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IT IS HERE

Real Deal's HUGE and long awaited event, an hour and 20 minutes of pure wrestling action. Real Deal presents...THE REAL DEAL RUMBLE!
Really solid wrestling action this week...every week REAL DEAL seems to get closer and closer to PRO.

Watch and enjoy and haters, keep hating, we laugh at your tears!

Instead of making fun of this I must ask, does the heavily armored battle midget wrestle on this video?

[Sixx]

Instead of making fun of this I must ask, does the heavily armored battle midget wrestle on this video?

Sadly, no. And Fat Guy from Lost ref is here only for a brief moment.

(Skipped through the video rather thoroughly)

[Rollermacka]

Sadly, no. And Fat Guy from Lost ref is here only for a brief moment.

(Skipped through the video rather thoroughly)

Well, there you go. If you can't have legitimate professional wrestlers in your videos, you need to have more heavily armored battle midgets (hell, I was so looking forward to him, I didn't even put quotes around the word wrestle)

[JimmyMess]

HAHAAHA "I might have ebola or something"

[Mongo Lloyd]

do they all suck each others dicks before or after the match?

[Sixx]

do they all suck each others dicks before or after the match?

I hope heavily armored battle midget gets you.

[JimmyMess]

battle midget double dragon

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ill let you in on some scoop, theres a good possibility of a cage next year.

You should make a kickstarter or gofundme for it.

[Jordancsst1997]

Who would fund a backyard wrestling fed?

[Shisen Kopf]

Ok, seeing as you won't get a cage and have an ERAG match, I have an idea. I see that some of your rassler's wear jerseys. So I want one of your highly talented rassle artists to wear this jersey:

http://www.customiceshop.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/1b0f78358e3b21b1dc72d89cdc1306da/N/a/Nashville_Predators_10_Martin_Erat_Home_Authentic_Yellow_Jersey.jpg

Only change the T at the end to a G. Give the ginger kid who weighs 80lbs a Capt ERAG gimmick.

[FourFifty]

Some dude made bank on making potato salad...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fat Guy from Lost should have a freakout trying to count 1.2..3.

The numbers they're bad!!!!!!!!!!

[EzekielKane]

A referee who cant count to 3 would be funny

[Rollermacka]

I hope heavily armored battle midget gets you.

We should try and get #HeavilyArmoredBattleMidget trending world wide on RAW tonight.

[JimmyMess]

I'm in

[EzekielKane]

Since a lot of people here seem to like TWA stars (and referees LOL) I thought u guys would love to check out TWAs HUGE block-buster event, CARNAGE and CHAOS.

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Almost 2 hours of REAL wrestling action here!

[Ruien]

Real Deal Wrestling or GTFO

[EzekielKane]

Real Deal Wrestling or GTFO

TWA is partners with Real Deal so its all good

[loopydate]

You. Have. Your. Own. Thread.

[EzekielKane]

I'm a proud gay man.

That's okay but u might want to post that in discussion and not wrestling

[FourFifty]

That's okay but u might want to post that in discussion and not wrestling

Fail troll fails at failing. :(

[EzekielKane]

Fail troll fails at failing. :(

Yeah loopydate failed alright

[Shisen Kopf]

Why don't you have a ring apron? Looks all cheap and shit. I thought you were real deal.

[Damian Rey]

NO APRON TRIPLE THREAT ERAG TAG MATCH, PLAYA!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The midget is champ. Hahahahaha. Affirmative action now has ruined backyard wrestling.

[JimmyMess]

Heavily armoured battle midget for prez

[Rollermacka]

Since a lot of people here seem to like TWA stars (and referees LOL) I thought u guys would love to check out TWAs HUGE block-buster event, CARNAGE and CHAOS.

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Almost 2 hours of REAL wrestling action here!

:lol: Why does the heavily armored battle midget make me smile so much?

[JimmyMess]

how many times will you get to say those four words: heavily armored battle midget

and have it mean something!!!!

[Rollermacka]

how many times will you get to say those four words: heavily armored battle midget

and have it mean something!!!!

You tell me, is there anything more entertaining in the backyards of America than a heavily armored battle midget?

[Sixx]

Midget superkick.

[Volare]

Was it armored?

[Shisen Kopf]

If someone had a neck breaker for a finisher, they would be screwed if they were rasslin that battle midget. It's like if Heavily Armored Battle Midget and Seth Rollins were a tag team, they'd average a normal neck.

[Tom Guycott]

how many times will you get to say those four words: heavily armored battle midget

and have it mean something!!!!

My mathematical guess is twice ever: after a particular point in Game of Thrones, and in this thread.

[JimmyMess]

If someone had a neck breaker for a finisher, they would be screwed if they were rasslin that battle midget. It's like if Heavily Armored Battle Midget and Seth Rollins were a tag team, they'd average a normal neck.

http://gifatron.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/theoden-you-have-no-power-here-288x100.gif

do not attempt a neck breaker on HABM

[EzekielKane]

Road to wrestleversary is HEATING UP!

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[EzekielKane]

Luke Knight is awesome in this, seriously becoming one of my favorite guys.

[Shisen Kopf]

HABM or GTFO!

[Sixx]

Road to wrestleversary is HEATING UP!

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Hehe, office.

[JimmyMess]

Sasquatch language? the fuck? HABM needs to take these clowns out... at the knee obvs.

[Sixx]

That blonde/ginger guy looks like he borrowed the jacket from his dad or something.

[JimmyMess]

was his dad the crow?

[LukeKnight123]

I, as well as the other members of RDW and TWA appreciate all feedback, both positive and negative. Keep watching. I'm part of the ERAG or die movement as well.

[Shisen Kopf]

Heavily Armored Battle midget in an ERAG match or GTFO

[Rollermacka]

Road to wrestleversary is HEATING UP!

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Hehe, office.

:lol: The "typing on the computer" at the beginning. It's like watching an episode of South Park.... except more fat kids. Also, how Bobby Hill says Ahh Poo, every time he tries to punch :lol:

[Sixx]

:lol: The "typing on the computer" at the beginning. It's like watching an episode of South Park.... except more fat kids. Also, how Bobby Hill says Ahh Poo, every time he tries to punch :lol:

Oh, the typing is great. Might as well have smashed his face against the keyboard repeatedly.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

:lol: The "typing on the computer" at the beginning. It's like watching an episode of South Park.... except more fat kids. Also, how Bobby Hill says Ahh Poo, every time he tries to punch :lol:

I sort of expected to see...

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Marvelous Marc Maron!

[EzekielKane]

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This week REAL DEAL goes back to the 'yard and out of the ring for an OLD SCHOOL show. The guys seem to have a lot of fun, and its really awesome. Starts with a hilarious promo by Jordan..."THE GIANT" Cassatt. Cazzam takes on LUKE KNIGHT again in a really KILLER match.

Loved this event, as a backyard fan, I loved the guys going back to the old school. Seeing them move up to the ring is awesome but I love the under ground style of old school backyard wrestling!

[drave]

No heavy armorered battle midget (#HAM), no watch!

[EzekielKane]

No heavy armorered battle midget (#HAM), no watch!

This was an old skool episode so no TWA guys

[JimmyMess]

HABM OR GTFO!!!!

[Rollermacka]

This was an old skool episode so no TWA guys

* School

[FourFifty]

I just want to post in this thread before it gets merged into the official backyard wrestling thread.

[Jordan]

Why are you all so fat? Go to the gym fatass.

[EzekielKane]

Who is fat?

Jordan is just a big tall guy, not fat. Luke Knight is muscled and fit, not fat. MG Hurst is a cruiserweight, he is probably underweight. The only guy I can think of as fat is Zach Johnson, or I guess Cazzam Cassatt kind of.

Most of RDW is in good athlete shape....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They're all fat

[Ruien]

Blah, don't want to be that mean. Edited.

[EzekielKane]

They're all fat

Now your just being a troll, and your probably fat.

[JimmyMess]

"my dad doesn't like him"

fuck these are epic quotes

[Jordan]

You guys look like a special ed class unsupervised at recess.

[Jordan]

What you guys are doing is so bad with so little intent and athletic ability it's possible you won't get hurt. But honestly it's better that one of you do, so that the rest of you will realize what a horrible waste of time in your lives this was. But the glory of the internet is that in all likelihood this will be archived forever in the deep dark recesses of the internet to haunt you for the rest of your lives.

Though it is doubtful, one day one of you may spawn children to an unfortunate woman. If that child is able to fight through it's childhood and survive the maladies your sperm will undoubtedly inflict, then you will suffer the ultimate shame of having your child's spirit crushed by seeing what a fucking loser it's father is.

[EzekielKane]

What you guys are doing is so bad with so little intent and athletic ability it's possible you won't get hurt. But honestly it's better that one of you do, so that the rest of you will realize what a horrible waste of time in your lives this was. But the glory of the internet is that in all likelihood this will be archived forever in the deep dark recesses of the internet to haunt you for the rest of your lives.

Though it is doubtful, one day one of you may spawn children to an unfortunate woman. If that child is able to fight through it's childhood and survive the maladies your sperm will undoubtedly inflict, then you will suffer the ultimate shame of having your child's spirit crushed by seeing what a fucking loser it's father is.

wOw u got problems guy. These guys are doing this for fun and I enjoy watching it. That is already more then u are doing with ur life. At least these guys are doing something people enjoy watching while youre a little nerd posting angry things online.

[Rollermacka]

Who is fat?

Jordan is just a big tall guy, not fat. Luke Knight is muscled and fit, not fat. MG Hurst is a cruiserweight, he is probably underweight. The only guy I can think of as fat is Zach Johnson, or I guess Cazzam Cassatt kind of.

Most of RDW is in good athlete shape....

.... no they're not. If anybody on this show could do 20 proper push ups without stopping I would be very surprised.

[Shisen Kopf]

HABM OR GTFO!!!!

[Bad News Gertner]

Now your just being a troll, and your probably fat.

[ron the dial]

What you guys are doing is so bad with so little intent and athletic ability it's possible you won't get hurt. But honestly it's better that one of you do, so that the rest of you will realize what a horrible waste of time in your lives this was. But the glory of the internet is that in all likelihood this will be archived forever in the deep dark recesses of the internet to haunt you for the rest of your lives.

Though it is doubtful, one day one of you may spawn children to an unfortunate woman. If that child is able to fight through it's childhood and survive the maladies your sperm will undoubtedly inflict, then you will suffer the ultimate shame of having your child's spirit crushed by seeing what a fucking loser it's father is.
you still slugging bitches?

[Shisen Kopf]

this thread hasn't been updated in a week. What is going on?

[Rollermacka]

this thread hasn't been updated in a week. What is going on?

If Bobby Hill isn't playing wrestler with the HABM this week I'm gonna be very disappointed....

[Clerk]

Road to wrestleversary is HEATING UP!

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Idk why but this video looks fake

[EzekielKane]

SORRY guys but no REAL DEAL this week.

However I don wanna leave u hanging



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Here is another SWEET company COTTAGE HILL WRESTLING ALLIANCE

Enjoy!!!!!

[JimmyMess]

No RDW this week? They seem to be falling into the same troubles as TNA

[Rollermacka]

No RDW this week? They seem to be falling into the same troubles as TNA

Did Jason's dad piledrive him for not doing the dishes?

[JimmyMess]

Jason's Dad - holds young talent back worse than Triple H

[Shisen Kopf]

No real deal? No HABM? no dice! Please only post rasslin videos that feature real deal or HABM. Thanks.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

HABM: The champ is here if you look down.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Heavily Armored Battle Midget! Heavily Armored Battle Midget! Heavily Armored Battle Midget!

Hero is a halfman: MIDGET POWER!

Add lyrics to the song if you can think of them. He deserves a TNMT parody theme song instead of whatever crappy rap music he comes out to now.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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King of the Road ERAG Match!

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[drave]

Would like to see ERAG do a Mad Max Thunderdome match with big ass bungie cords and a "fans bring the weapons" night. Top it off by having #HABM invade ERAG and dominate.

Has money written all over it.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Would like to see ERAG do a Mad Max Thunderdome match with big ass bungie cords and a "fans bring the weapons" night. Top it off by having #HABM invade ERAG and dominate.

Has money written all over it.

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[EzekielKane]

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I know a lot was disappointed that there was no REAL DEAL this week but guess what...
THER IS A HOUR AND HALF SHOW INSTEAD featuring RDW and TWA stars! INCREDIBLE WRESTLING ACTION!

This show also features...

THE ROCK!

http://i57.tinypic.com/ipnslt.jpg

http://i62.tinypic.com/20p349k.jpg

AND

ROAD DOGG JESSE JAMS!

http://i59.tinypic.com/2gsnaew.jpg

ENJOY AND AGAIN THANKS FOR WATCH REAL DEAL WRESTLING!

[drave]

Without viewing, can you tell me if HABM makes an appearance?

NO HABM, NO WATCH! He is RDW's Cena.

[whiteyford]

You sure that's the real Jesse Jams?

[whiteyford]

Not even being a cock, the mask is unsettling.

[JimmyMess]

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHA FUCK YOU NO WAY!!!!!

[JimmyMess]

Okay I've calmed down now.

But yes as drave said... no #HABM no watchie watchie

[JimmyMess]

24:40 #HABM

[Shadrick]

holy fuck how did you get the rock?!?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

HABM! Hero is a halfman! Midget Power!

[FourFifty]

There is not enough pruno in the world to get me through this entire video.

[Shisen Kopf]

24:40 #HABM

I think he is an alien.

[JimmyMess]

from a planet that orbits a dwarf star.

[Rollermacka]

24:40 #HABM

HABM! Hero is a halfman! Midget Power!

Does he have a "match"?

[drave]

No dwarf toss this go around, at least from the 80 seconds or so I wasted and can never have back.

[Rollermacka]

No dwarf toss this go around, at least from the 80 seconds or so I wasted and can never have back.

I am highly disappointed by that news, I just might cry because of it...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ref has a Pats hat on it. :o Where do they tape?

[Helmsphere]

I'm glad STD gave me spoilers, I'm not watching anything that has anything to do with Patriots fans.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I'm glad STD gave me spoilers, I'm not watching anything that has anything to do with Patriots fans.

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[drave]

Would like to see ERAG do a Mad Max Thunderdome match with big ass bungie cords and a "fans bring the weapons" night. Top it off by having #HABM invade ERAG and dominate.

Has money written all over it.

TO further push this request. I found the perfect HABM opponent.

http://cdn.teen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/yay.gif

[EzekielKane]

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Was browsing the 'tube today and came onto this new fed just sartin out.\

Yeah they have no ring. But for a new fed based on this match they offer a very solid experience. These two guys put on a short 7 minute match but sometimes shorter is better. This match is really good, u gotta see it.

Now IMO this isn't anywhere close to REAL DEAL's level but is still top noth. I think if these guy keep it up and get a ring they have good potential.
Enjoy!

[road doggy dogg]

wow

[JimmyMess]

is "top noth" short for nothing

[JimmyMess]

as in NOTHING COMPARES TO THE GOD DAMNED #HABM . only HABM.

[EzekielKane]

is "top noth" short for nothing

top notch my laptop keys are bad

[owenbrown]

ERAG OR GTFO

[EzekielKane]

how do u guys think this match compares to RDW?

[Ruien]

Real Deal Wrestling or GTFO!

[Chimera]

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NEW CHW GENERAL MANAGER MATTY BOYLE HITS ANOTHER HOME RUN BY BRINGING BACK THE MATCH EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE....GENIE IN THE LAMP!

THIS MATCH FEATURES THE NEW CHW CHAMPION, XRISTO DIAVLO, FORMER GENERAL MANAGER INNOVATOR, NEW INTRESTATE CHAMPION NIKKY CHANCE, RIC THE MIC ROBERTS, THE MASKED XACUTOR AND CHW NEWEST BEAST, THE MONSTER HIMSELF, SCYTHE!

REMEMBER THE WINNER OF THE GENIE IN A LAMP MATCH GETS 3 WISHES!

VISIT

http://www.CHWbackyard.com/

[Bad News Gertner]

The Wrestling Forum has never been better!

[FourFifty]

On one hand I would love to see this yard-tard dreck on botchamania, but on the other hand EK is going to tout about how WTFWrestling is the "big time" because they made it to the "big time".

[drave]

Oh geez.... another one.

Like our RDW advisor is aware, if you do not have a Heavily Armored Battle Midget, no watchie!

[EzekielKane]

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NEW CHW GENERAL MANAGER MATTY BOYLE HITS ANOTHER HOME RUN BY BRINGING BACK THE MATCH EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE....GENIE IN THE LAMP!

THIS MATCH FEATURES THE NEW CHW CHAMPION, XRISTO DIAVLO, FORMER GENERAL MANAGER INNOVATOR, NEW INTRESTATE CHAMPION NIKKY CHANCE, RIC THE MIC ROBERTS, THE MASKED XACUTOR AND CHW NEWEST BEAST, THE MONSTER HIMSELF, SCYTHE!

REMEMBER THE WINNER OF THE GENIE IN A LAMP MATCH GETS 3 WISHES!

VISIT

http://www.CHWbackyard.com/

That was a SICK spot by Nikky Chance at the beginning, best part of the match, keep it up guys!

[EzekielKane]

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Can you believe it? This guy has only been wrestling for just ONE year and hes already putting out amazing stuff.
Definetely a guy worth checking out/following.
If he decides to go to training camp and go pro I can definitely see him in the WWE one day.

[JimmyMess]

okay I'm over this gimmick.

[Ruien]

Real Dear Wrestling or GTFO.

[Shisen Kopf]

Yeah dude. This is Real Deal/HABM country. Get outta here with non HABM nonsense.

[Rollermacka]

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Can you believe it? This guy has only been wrestling for just ONE year and hes already putting out amazing stuff.
Definetely a guy worth checking out/following.
If he decides to go to training camp and go pro I can definitely see him in the WWE one day.

"go to training camp".... Is there a training camp for RDW..... Is it run by the HABM? :eek:

[Jordancsst1997]

Austin Skies is actually considering traveling here to Harrisburg PA. to wrestle for TWA, We are no longer RDW, its all TWA now! But in TWA The #HABM is the World Champion! lol. Funny thing about the ref, he wore the shitty pats hat after we told him NO, i really didnt care. kinda looks unprofessional but we are yardtards so who gives a fuck? To the guy who said he wont watch because the patriots. i dont blame you, Fuck the Patriots! Im a Dallas Cowboy fan though sooo. yeah. but thanks for all the reviews through this last season of rdw, i really enjoyed reading everything! I enjoy the fucked up shit you guys have to say! Cant wait to hear more from you all in MARCH!

[drave]

http://avstop.com/history/historyofairlines/twa.jpg

[drave]

Or is it closer to "Real Deal Wrasslin" and is "Truthful Wrasslin Action"?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

RIP Real Deal Wrestling.

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[Shisen Kopf]

If you guys were really the real real deal, you'd rassle in the winter. You should relocate to Ocoee, Florida and rename your fed OCW 2.

[owenbrown]

or MAN THE FUCK UP and wrestle in the snow

[JimmyMess]

#yardtards I like that.

[drave]

or MAN THE FUCK UP and wrestle in the snow

You should practice what you preach!

http://tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=127919

MAN THE FUCK UP Downtown Owenbrown :y:

[EzekielKane]

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Jordan THE GIANT Cassatt has debuted his very own podcast as the CASSATT SHOW. On this first show, the focus is Real Deal's own BROOKS BROS, but the show is also going to feature discussion about ALL wrestling, including WWE, TNA etc.

Check it out!!!

[drave]

#HABM or #GTFO

[EzekielKane]

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No match again this week but another great odcast featuring LUKE KNIGHT.
But come on guys, lets see some wrestling next week!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Its a podcast. You want them to wrestle on audio?

Winter is coming. I think the wrestling might be put on hold. You should have liked a backyard fed in Hawaii brother.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

We want a live podcast on the TWA Network with HABM!

[Jordancsst1997]

Unfortunately we will not be wrestling until March, 14th! Sorry. I will try and get Hobbit(HABM) on the show asap.

[Shisen Kopf]

You guys need to give him the HABM gimmick in your fed. You'd probably be bigger than lol TNA with HABM

[EzekielKane]

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WWE quality level promo here imo.

[road doggy dogg]

2014 Superstar of the Yea-- I mean, 2013 Superstar of the Year!

*eyes off camera*

[Rollermacka]

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WWE quality level promo here imo.

So he screws up the promo like twenty seconds in and that's a WWE quality level promo in your opinion?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So he screws up the promo like twenty seconds in and that's a WWE quality level promo in your opinion?

Roman Reigns.

[Chimera]

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CHW us ringing in the new year with NON STOP ASS KICKING ACTION!

To all haters, WATCH this match. If you don't enjoy it, Im affraid u are'nt a wrestling fan!
This is one of my fav CHW matches of the year.
Those chops at the opening of the match are wicked love that the guys threw that bit in!!!!!!


Also Innovator got a legit concussion I think

[JimmyMess]

time for you to go away

[Rollermacka]

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CHW us ringing in the new year with NON STOP ASS KICKING ACTION!

To all haters, WATCH this match. If you don't enjoy it, Im affraid u are'nt a wrestling fan!
This is one of my fav CHW matches of the year.
Those chops at the opening of the match are wicked love that the guys threw that bit in!!!!!!


Also Innovator got a legit concussion I think

I don't like backyards..... I do like HABMs though, if you yarders could get one of those I'd watch

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hero is a half-man

Midget Power!

[LukeKnight123]

Www.facebook.com/LukeKnightWins
Www.facebook.com/pages/total-wrestling-annihilation/673758449342052
Go like my Facebook page as well as TWAs Facebook page. And catch up with the offseason announcements. Btw, twa has a new gm, Jordan Cassatt will take over as general manager of Total Wrestling Annihilation.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

No, only HABM. Where is his facebook? Twitter?

[Shisen Kopf]

Bring back Real Deal goddammit!

[Rollermacka]

Www.facebook.com/LukeKnightWins
Www.facebook.com/pages/total-wrestling-annihilation/673758449342052
Go like my Facebook page as well as TWAs Facebook page. And catch up with the offseason announcements. Btw, twa has a new gm, Jordan Cassatt will take over as general manager of Total Wrestling Annihilation.

Wow, you guys have your own gym? Can I join, then maybe I'll make it somewhere in this business......


Side note, I agree that we need to know the HABM facebook page

[Rollermacka]

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I thought I would continue to post. 19:20 Quite possibly the worst thing.... I'd say even associated with Backyard wrestling :nono:

[KIRA]

19:20 you have got to be motherfucking kidding me....

:(:(:(:(:(:(

I'm too stunned to be upset actually I'm not sure what to think

[Shisen Kopf]

Lol 19:20 is the greatest thing ever. Have him fight #HABM

[Chimera]

http://s15.postimg.org/gb1lntmtn/jdbolduc.png
I don't know how CHW managed to pull this off but it's none other than JD BOLDUC live on CHW this week!
Not only that but he's also a special guest referee since he's actually a HUGE Crazy Hardcore Wrestling fan!


The match features Ric The Mic Roberts one on one with Robb Banks!

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Who?

[Rollermacka]

Who?

If he's not a HABM we don't care about your backyard video....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The HABM's Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/J.StylesBrand

[JimmyMess]

jesus christ. love it.

[Shisen Kopf]

The HABM's Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/J.StylesBrand

#HABM needs to sign up here.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The HABM's Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/J.StylesBrand

2015 Post of the year. Book mark it!

[Shisen Kopf]

I can't figure out what disease, syndrome or miscellaneous affliction that guy has. But whatever it is, its 100% bad ass.

[slik]

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[Rollermacka]

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008780550709

You're welcome....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008780550709

You're welcome....

I'm still the winner of the Internet.

[Tb1]

Time to bring THE ORIGINAL FED back to tpww.net/forums

REAL DEAL SUX

FYW 4EVER

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[Rollermacka]

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This is quite possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen.....

[drave]

The young man is wearing his hat like a gang banger. I will not travel to his parts to start a disagreement of any sort.

Also, at 7 feet and 400 pounds, he is grossly overweight and should seek medical attention.

[Rollermacka]

The young man is wearing his hat like a gang banger. I will not travel to his parts to start a disagreement of any sort.

Also, at 7 feet and 400 pounds, he is grossly overweight and should seek medical attention.

I don't know what's funnier, the constant jump cuts or how he startles himself when he squashes the gwape....

[Sixx]

I don't know what's funnier, the constant jump cuts or how he startles himself when he squashes the gwape....

I think some of that squished into hsi eye.

[Rollermacka]

I think some of that squished into hsi eye.

I guess some people aren't smarter than a gwape....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Matt Hardy hates this guy for Grape murder.

[Rollermacka]

Matt Hardy hates this guy for Grape murder.

You gotta rise above the gwape

[Chimera]

It's time...

its time...

its C

H

W time!!!

This weeks match puts team FTW against Miniak AND THE RETURNING SWEDE SAVARD!
THATS RIGHT, SWEDE SAVARD HAS FINALLY...COME BACK...TO THE CHW! FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY




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I WISH SWEDE WOULD RETURN FULL TIME BUT HIS CARER OBLIGATIONS DONT ALLOW THAT.
STILL AN INSTANT CLASSIC MATCH THAT REMINDS ME OF THE EARLY DAYS OF CRAZY HARDCORE WRESTLING.

ENJOY.

[road doggy dogg]

smdh

[Chimera]

Who?

FORBIDDEN SIN. I guess u listen to country music or something...

[Ruien]

Where is Real Deal Wrestling at?

[Chimera]

What do u guys think about Scythe so far?

http://www.chwbackyard.com/uploads/2/5/4/6/25465882/993099.jpg?208

I think he may be the brokeout star of 2015...hes a genie in the lamp winner sooo...CHW title soon?

[road doggy dogg]

Who's "lamp" did he have to rub to get that title shot?

[Chimera]

Who's "lamp" did he have to rub to get that title shot?

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CHECK IT OUT IF U MISSED IT

[Chimera]

I think a lot of u guys making fun of CHW could really enjoy the show if
you just watched it.
Its good wrestling alternative to the mainstream.

[Shisen Kopf]

This is NOT the real deal. And where the hell is #HABM? Fuck this shit. HABM or GTFO

[therocksays]

FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK... TO TPWW ... I CAN TELL YOU WHAT TIME IT IS, ITS TIME FOR YOU TO TAKE YOUR SHITTY VIDEOS, TURN THEM SIDEWAYS AND STICK THEM STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS.

[therocksays]

I havent been on here for about 2 years.

[NormanSmiley]

let us know when someone in that backyard can complete a wristlock and a hiptoss, and maybe someone will watch

[NormanSmiley]

Richard Roberts throws the worst kicks I've ever seen

[Chimera]

Richard Roberts throws the worst kicks I've ever seen

Thank you for your input, now u can shut up. Id like to see u throw better kicks.