Official Backyard Fed Thread

[EzekielKane]

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Cassat's Real Deal Championship Wrestling's biggest event of the summer, the CA$H IN is finally on air on YouTube! However, please take note that they have changed channels from RealDealWrestling to CassatsRealDeal. All new shows will now air on CassatsRealDeal channel! So subscribe if u have already.

I REALLY enjoyed this show. Its awesome to see Miles Anderson and of course Jericho Styles has returned from injury earlier than was estimated by his doctors!

The one thing I didn't like is that they decided to repackage Phoenix.

But overall, this is one ass kicking show.

Cant wait for the next episode to see the dust settle from Ca$h In!

ENJOY!

BTW, other indy feds like VBW are already trying to steal Tyrone P Bridges from RDW. If you look on RDW's OFFICIAL facebook at https://www.facebook.com/Cassattsrealdeal , you will see VBW wrestlers already wanting Tyrone P Bridges.

Tyrone P Bridges really lets his commentary talent shine here.

I love how he puts the heat on Justin Kryzer, when he says he looks stupid with his new hair :rofl:

Does RDW ever have ERAG matches?

wtf is an erag match?

Ha no surprise there, Phoenix is pretty much a jobber, they tried pushing him but he got no reaction so hes gonna be a jobber now.

Why are u mixing my threads together????

wtf is erag is that what u call ur moms dick? lol

Id like to see ur fed

u guys are weird

[road doggy dogg]

thx for the heads up gotta update my subscription

[Shisen Kopf]

The one with MG Hurst. It's really good.

[Cuse8]

there*

[Rammsteinmad]

How can a wrestling company be a "sell out"?

[Bad News Gertner]

I 100% agree with that statement

[slik]

do u have any of his work u can share (tPGww only please)

[Shisen Kopf]

Does the guy on the right have a shirt that says "rise above fat"? BC he didn't :(

[whiteyford]

I hate things that often goes not appreciated

[Shisen Kopf]

Does RDW ever have ERAG matches?

[whiteyford]

Or Bobby Jaggers in their HOF?

[Shisen Kopf]

When is the RDW Network gonna debut?

[slik]

photos from facebook

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hole in underwear
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[Shisen Kopf]

wtf is an erag match?

The greatest match ever.

[slik]

We need to contain all the HOT ACTION in one place...or the tpww server might overload.

[Heisenberg]

It's what's Best for Business

[Shisen Kopf]

Thread thread title said ERAG; where's the ERAG??

[Shisen Kopf]

Your fed isn't the real deal without ERAG dude. Please change the name to FAKE Deal rasslin. Thanks

[drave]

ERAG is totally tits. Leagues above FAKE Deal Rasslin

[drave]

Id like to see ur fed

Shisen will be the first to tell you that what you asked of him doesn't make the world work.

[drave]

Also:

[Wehttam]

which fat one are you?

i mean, not all of you are fat it seems, but a high percentage are

you are likely one of the fatties

so please answer

[Bad News Gertner]

If you guys don't have ERAG matches, then you aren't a real fed. You're just a bunch of yard-tards.

[Rollermacka]

which fat one are you?

i mean, not all of you are fat it seems, but a high percentage are

you are likely one of the fatties

so please answer

:lol:, I'm guessing Cassatt's Real Deal Wrestling doesn't have it's own Health and Wellness Center for the yardies to "train" at

[Dark One]

If you guys don't have ERAG matches, then you aren't a real fed. You're just a bunch of yard-tards.

Can you confirm for me whether or not the ERAG match was innovated by Vince Russo?

[JimmyMess]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Having a backyard wrestling league now is stupid. With all we know about concussion and shit. You're really not doing anybody any favors by supporting this trash. If its you who is wrestling stop. If you are just posting their crap stop enabling them.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Also:

Surfer Sting Vs. Solid Snake?

[drave]

Surfer Sting Vs. Solid Snake?

Quark is not impressed at your weak attempt at cynicism.

It's okay, I would be jealous if someone else had a Surfer Sting and Biker Taker custom sketch by TPWW's very own Polybius. Hate on.

Having a backyard wrestling league now is stupid. With all we know about concussion and shit. You're really not doing anybody any favors by supporting this trash. If its you who is wrestling stop. If you are just posting their crap stop enabling them.

Thanks Obama!

[cnoslim]

Having a backyard wrestling league now is stupid. With all we know about concussion and shit. You're really not doing anybody any favors by supporting this trash. If its you who is wrestling stop. If you are just posting their crap stop enabling them.

I agree with this 100%

[whiteyford]

Natural selection.

[Shisen Kopf]

Having a backyard wrestling league now is stupid. With all we know about concussion and shit. You're really not doing anybody any favors by supporting this trash. If its you who is wrestling stop. If you are just posting their crap stop enabling them.

Yeah dude, backyard rasslin is so dumb, so lame, so gay. You gotta rassle in the front yard so all the neighbors can see. #KOTF

[#1-norm-fan]

If you count the cars driving by you could raise your attendance by a good 50-60 times by simply holding it in the front yard. #MarketingGenius

[EzekielKane]

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I haven't seen a promo this good in a while!

[Bad News Gertner]

Any relation to legendary superheavyweight swordsmen Kane Knight?

[Wehttam]

his giant eyebrows are in line for a huge tag team title push

[drave]

Man, he really sounds FOCUSED and INTENSE!!! Badass submission machine incoming!!

[EzekielKane]

What do you guys think is in the envelope? It can be either a Baller Status Championship title shot, a World Title shot or he can be FIRED.
Now, the fact that Luke said he is sure its not a baller status title shot makes me think that's exactly what its going to end up being.


But I dunno how good a Luke Knight vs Kryzer match would be...


What do you people think is in that envelope? Which possibility would you like to see? I personaly want to see that world title shot in there and get Luke Knight Vs Cazzam Cassatt on the next pay per view...

[drave]

I think everyone needs to be future endeavored.

I'll by RDW for $5.00 (that's five dollars) and it'll be the biggest payday for everyone. Ever.

[Rammsteinmad]

Is he keeping his voice down so his parents don't hear what he's up to?

[JimmyMess]

half promo, half masturbating under the camera

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

If only they'd do that and get run over. Social darwinism at its finest.

[Shisen Kopf]

STD, why the hate for these backyard Feds? Did not mick foley start his rasslin career jumping off roofs?

[Damian Rey]

Nothing like a botched taped promo.

[Shisen Kopf]

Look out Dean Ambrose, this guy is INTENSE. He has that same look when he's bagging groceries. Paper not plastic you tard!

[#1-norm-fan]

His promo from the infamous night someone forgot to turn the timer for the backyard sprinklers off was way better.

[EzekielKane]

Who do you guys think is the better Cassatt brother? Whatever your criteria is, be it in ring skills or microphone skills or character, who do you think is the better Cassatt?


On one hand we have the current Cassatt's Real Deal champion, JASON, "CAZZAM" CASSATT!


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On the other hand, we have his brother who invented Cassatt's Real Deal Championship wrestling, also a former champ,
JORDAN "THE GIANT" CASSATT,


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Whatever u base it on who do you feel is the BETTER Cassatt brother?


You can only pick one.


No BULLSHIT votes like "I like em both evenly".


I will post my opinion once enough people vote!!!

[whiteyford]

This is going to get moved, why not just skip that part and post it in that thread? Save everyone the hassle.

[Savio]

I hate them both evenly

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I hate them both evenly

:y:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They both look like that weirdo intern from Veep.

[Volare]

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THIS ONE!!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

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[Supreme Olajuwon]

Jason "THAT'S MY PURSE!" Cassatt

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Kinda looks like Cotton Hill too

[Supreme Olajuwon]

mostly cause of the legs

[Sepholio]

Loose Cannon.

:shifty:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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This one.

[Rollermacka]

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[#1-norm-fan]

I'll go with Jason.

He killed fitty men.

[EzekielKane]

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Well guys, this show was a blast.


The contract where finally revealed and the results will SHOCK YOU.


This show has some of the best wrestling action to date, Zac Johnson and CAZZAM have ball busting incredible matches and MG HURST faces LUKE KNIGHT in the main event which is one HELL of a match.


This week also introduces a new arena for REAL DEAL WRESTLING whitch gives the guys a lot more room and should lead to better and bigger matches than the old one.


So grab your popcorn, pop a seat and enjoy the show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[whiteyford]

You know this is going to get moved, why don't you just accept that and post it in that thread?

[EzekielKane]

You know this is going to get moved, why don't you just accept that and post it in that thread?

Why don't you suck my dick?

[drave]

Still offering the $5.00 payout. Biggest payout in whatever you're called history.

[Sixx]

I like how you call this "arena".

[drave]

Outdoor arena to boot! Not even WWE regularly does that. THESE GUYS MUST BE GREAT!








said no one ever.

[slik]

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[whiteyford]

Why don't you suck my dick?

because you're probably about 14 for one. Should maybe have went with being straight first but I doubt you care, puberty is a confusing time, any holes a goal and all that. San Dimas high school football rules!

[Shisen Kopf]

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Well guys, this show was a blast.


The contract where finally revealed and the results will SHOCK YOU.


This show has some of the best wrestling action to date, Zac Johnson and CAZZAM have ball busting incredible matches and MG HURST faces LUKE KNIGHT in the main event which is one HELL of a match.


This week also introduces a new arena for REAL DEAL WRESTLING whitch gives the guys a lot more room and should lead to better and bigger matches than the old one.


So grab your popcorn, pop a seat and enjoy the show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They are all in great shape. Please could you post their workout routines. This is good rasslin, no great rasslin action. Although it needs an ERAG match to be best in the world.

[Heisenberg]

As a concerned fan I'm going to let you know that if you don't start churning out some OCW quality ass product pretty soon I'm going to shut this shitstorm down and throw away the key.

It's what's Best for Business.

[EzekielKane]

Out of these two men who do u think is the better high flier?

M.G Hurst

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M.G Hurst has been a real staple in the online wrestling scene. This young man is a real high flier. He has shocked fans and haters alike with his ability to fly high even when hes just on the ground. M.G Hurst doesn't need to climb a ladder or a ring to perform some amazing acrobatics.

M.G Hurst also has an amount of charisma that should be illegal in all 50 states! No doubt, M.G Hurst has his haters because his cocky personality pisses people off but that's part of being a kick ass hel.

On the other hand we have,

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Mason Brooks!

Mason Brooks is the kind of guy you don't want to see in a dark alley. He is a bad ass but he also the kind of guy to stab you in the back and take your money after punching you in the teeth. Mason however will not rob you of a good match in the ring because he is very talented and has speed. Mason might seem as much of a flier as M.G Hurst but Mason Brooks moves as fast as lighting.

So, who in between these two fine young athletes would u say is the best high flier?

Will it be M.G Hurst? Or Mason Brooks? Which #HEEL would you go with?

Vote now and vote fast!

PS : Please don't move this thread as it will brake the poll.

Thanks.

[Bad News Gertner]

"Mason Brooks is the kinda guy you don't want to see in a dark alley"

Lol so amazing

[cnoslim]

Juventud Guerrera

[drave]

Making me ashamed to be white.

[Shisen Kopf]

MG Hurst obviously. How is this even a debate?

[James Steele]

MG Hurst has a medal and an official Facebook page. It's not even a debate. Like comparing Rey Mysterio to Bobby Jaggers.

[James Steele]

Rey Mysterio is no Bobby Jaggers.

[James Steele]

RIP Bobby Jaggers

[Tazz Dan]

Aren't they the same person?

[Malfeitor]

"Mason Brooks is the kinda guy you want to see in a dark alley"

Lol so amazing

Legit laughed out loud. I probably wouldn't want to see him in a dark alley since I'd probably mistake him for a tweaker as opposed to a yard tard.

[Shisen Kopf]

RIP Bobby Jaggers
Don't forget rip Vicky Venom too

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rob Van Dam.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

PS : Please don't move this thread as it will brake the poll.



They should have already banned your ass. Don't give stupid dipshit requests.

[Triple A]

They should have already banned your ass. Don't give stupid dipshit requests.

Cyber tough guy...

[#1-norm-fan]

Aren't they the same person?

Rey Mysterio and Bobby Jaggers?

[Sepholio]

Loose Cannon

[Shisen Kopf]

Crossrine

[poopfromweiner dude]

Voted Brooks because I am all about workrate rather than flash

[Sepholio]

M.G. Hurst is ok, but he is nothing compared to either of the Cassats.

[Shisen Kopf]

Seph...this is MG Hurst country! Cassat tapes are fat slobby slobs compared to MG Hurst.

[FourFifty]

Mason Ryan

[Tazz Dan]

They should have already banned your ass. Don't give stupid dipshit requests.

I should ban you for that comment.

[JimmyMess]

"don't want to see in a dark alley"

fuck awesome stuff right there.

[EzekielKane]

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What a SHOW this week. It opens up with a shocker as Zach Johnson has to hang up his wrestling boots due to a football injury and he has vacate his title! BUT Zach Johnson was in charge for the night as Tyrone P Bridges didn't come!

In other developments, JERICHO STYLES finally gets his hands on Cazzam!

Is Cazzam's reign over? U MUST WATCH THE SHOW TO FIND OUT!

What an amazing show this week. The only part that sucked was that Tyrone P Bridges and M.G Hurst were unable to make the show but hopefully they will be there next week.

[Shisen Kopf]

No MG Hurst? Why bother even having a show??

[EzekielKane]

Unfortunately, because of the new arena, some star like M.G Hurst and Tyrone Bridges have had travel issues but these are being work on.

[Shisen Kopf]

Oh. That sucks :( MG Hurst is the real deal. Maybe they could do an old school show at the old arena featuring MG Hurts.

[Bad News Gertner]

Definitely not taping this episode.

[Shisen Kopf]

I'll prob tape it as I want to have the whole collection but I won't watch it repeatedly.

[Lock Jaw]

Does RDW not sponsor bus passes for their talents? BS.

[Shisen Kopf]

http://www.tpwwforums.com//showthread.php?p=3580957

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Mason Brooks is Ossman?

[road doggy dogg]

MG Hurst's mom's minivan broke down, he couldn't make the show :'(

[road doggy dogg]

also I was having sex with her

[road doggy dogg]

giving her the minivan

2 in the pink

6 in the stink

[Curtis]

MG Hurst's mom's minivan broke down, he couldn't make the show :'(



She turned heel, but can mg hurst beat the odds and make it across the block to his neighbors yard on foot?!!
I think MGs mom is set for a huge push

[Sixx]

Tyrone P Bridges and M.G Hurst probably got grounded for borrowing their moms' yoga tights.

[Sixx]

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Cameraman holding the ladder at around 4:40. Wow.

[Sixx]

IT WAS SO FUCKING HARDCORE THE POLICE AND AN AMBULANCE CAME!!!!

[EzekielKane]

So theres a lot of dipshiites who trash talk backyard wrestling online but they all have the same few comments on why they hate it. Well I was browsing YouTube the other day and came on on to this video


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This educated man absolutely OBLITERATES all the backyard wrestling haters arguments in this video. I couldn't have said it better myself! So I recommend that all the haters on this board watch this clip because u are getting owned in there.


And before some smart ass says that this video is me, it is not. This video was made a month ago which the guy in the video, Ben, actually says at the start of the video. So if it was me, I would've posted this a month ago but I only stumbled on it today on accident.

[drave]

It's you and you reinforced it with your last three sentences.

[Sixx]

Certainly looks like a professor.

[Sixx]

I like how he shows 2 on his fingers.

[Sixx]

Can't believe I've watched this whole video.

There are absolutely zero arguments for backyard wrestling, other than "it's fun".

Incoherent as fuck. "I always wanted to be a world champion in one of the big wrestling companies but I can't. Because they say size doesn't matter, but it does! I'm tired of John Cena, that's why we have guys like Daniel Bryan and CM Punk."

Also, total white trash facial hair.

[VSG]

Narc has some competition here with chin number.

[whiteyford]

*insert witty comment possibly implying inbreeding and/or mental impairment here* because I really can't be bothered but it's clearly called for.

[Rammsteinmad]

Do you know what else is fun?

Wrestling for real. In a ring. In front of an audience. And getting paid for it.

Anyone can do it, regardless of how big they are. Backyard wrestlers don't do it, because for all their trash-talking about being tough, they're all cowards who aren't brave enough to actually go through with legit training, and learning the art of entertaining the crowd.

Instead, they perform awful looking moves in front of a camera in a match that has no concept of storytelling and is just a bunch of poorly executed moves repeated one after another.

And then you get "educated" idiots like EzekialKane who constantly try to big it up, when as we can see in that video, you're nothing more than a douchebag online. If you really wanna be a tough guy, badass wrestler, why not get in the ring and learn how to wrestle for real?

[whiteyford]

But can you run the ropes for hours? The true mark of a pro.

[Rammsteinmad]

And why the fuck did I type all of that out as if anyone gives a fuck. All these yardtards post these stupid videos all the time regardless of people's comments. I hope they all break their necks doing poorly executed DDT's.

[Rammsteinmad]

I can't run the ropes for an hour! That's why I'm not in WWE! :mad:

[whiteyford]

Scott Fucking Norton

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[whiteyford]

With Innos permission I think I may make the Scott Norton gif my new reply for these kinda threads.

[Fignuts]

For an educated man, he sure has trouble using the word "down" properly.

[Fignuts]

Also, a thousand times this.

Do you know what else is fun?

Wrestling for real. In a ring. In front of an audience. And getting paid for it.

Anyone can do it, regardless of how big they are. Backyard wrestlers don't do it, because for all their trash-talking about being tough, they're all cowards who aren't brave enough to actually go through with legit training, and learning the art of entertaining the crowd.

Instead, they perform awful looking moves in front of a camera in a match that has no concept of storytelling and is just a bunch of poorly executed moves repeated one after another.

And then you get "educated" idiots like EzekialKane who constantly try to big it up, when as we can see in that video, you're nothing more than a douchebag online. If you really wanna be a tough guy, badass wrestler, why not get in the ring and learn how to wrestle for real?

Fat fucks too lazy to train, and play it off like they're some kind of rebels.

[Shisen Kopf]

Very well spoken. Not hickish at all.

[Rollermacka]

I love these yardtards trying to use "Well, Mick Foley jumped off his roof or The Hardys started as backyarders" to justify themselves. Well guess what, Foley jumped off his roof..... THEN WENT TO WRESTLING SCHOOL AND TRAINED TO BECOME A REAL WRESTLER! Yes, the Hardys started there own backyard wrestling promotion...... THEN BECAME TRAINED BY DORRY FUNK JR. Just like the people who try and use "Well, _____ doesn't wear real gear in the ring so I don't have to either"

[Rammsteinmad]

Very well spoken. Not hickish at all.

He's an articulate artistic combatant.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I love these yardtards trying to use "Well, Mick Foley jumped off his roof or The Hardys started as backyarders" to justify themselves. Well guess what, Foley jumped off his roof..... THEN WENT TO WRESTLING SCHOOL AND TRAINED TO BECOME A REAL WRESTLER! Yes, the Hardys started there own backyard wrestling promotion...... THEN BECAME TRAINED BY DORRY FUNK JR. Just like the people who try and use "Well, _____ doesn't wear real gear in the ring so I don't have to either"

:y:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So theres a lot of dipshiites who trash talk backyard wrestling online but they all have the same few comments on why they hate it. Well I was browsing YouTube the other day and came on on to this video


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This educated man absolutely OBLITERATES all the backyard wrestling haters arguments in this video. I couldn't have said it better myself! So I recommend that all the haters on this board watch this clip because u are getting owned in there.


And before some smart ass says that this video is me, it is not. This video was made a month ago which the guy in the video, Ben, actually says at the start of the video. So if it was me, I would've posted this a month ago but I only stumbled on it today on accident.

Ban this fucking halfwit already. No ERAG no buy.

[Heisenberg]

Moderator #30 in the Royal Rumble type post:

Well shit STD, you want ERAG? I'm sure that it will be brought to you. More than you can imagine. I thought you were against it, but I'm sure we could open the floodgates of zombie Backyard fed posters and let them rise from their slumber and start gutting this goddamn forum to the depths of fucking hell. The blood will be on your hands.

Just wanted to let the guests that roam these areas know that it's ok to make an account here. We could start a NXT type thread where we take you in. We'd have to verify you're a real person via Google Hangout and know that you are real. We'd spend our time breeding each and every one of you.

ERAG is fucking serious business. Running the risk of showcasing ERAG will result in outbreaks of diseases and mayhem. Put your fucking Bible down and pay attention!

[EzekielKane]

Do you know what else is fun?

Wrestling for real. In a ring. In front of an audience. And getting paid for it.

Anyone can do it, regardless of how big they are. Backyard wrestlers don't do it, because for all their trash-talking about being tough, they're all cowards who aren't brave enough to actually go through with legit training, and learning the art of entertaining the crowd.

Instead, they perform awful looking moves in front of a camera in a match that has no concept of storytelling and is just a bunch of poorly executed moves repeated one after another.

And then you get "educated" idiots like EzekialKane who constantly try to big it up, when as we can see in that video, you're nothing more than a douchebag online. If you really wanna be a tough guy, badass wrestler, why not get in the ring and learn how to wrestle for real?


U fucking kidding me son?


Real Deal Wrestling has plenty of good psychology but just so u guys don't accuse me of being part of Real Deal witch I'm not, I am going to show you an amazing backyard match from another promotion with great psychology.


Check out this match...


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This match tells a story and is on par and better than a lot of pro matches and this fed just wrestled on the grass. In some ways backyard superstars are MORE creative than WWE guys because they have to improvise a lot more. Well, check out this match and then try to tell me that it's a "bunch of awful looking moves with no storytelling" because then ill know u didn't watch it because this match is a classic.

[EzekielKane]

Well I think the verdict is in and the jugment is ready...the winner of this poll... M. G HURST!
I think if M. G Hurst put himself together he could easily be another Jeff Hardy.

[drave]

I see two black fellows doing a bunch of awful looking moves with no storytelling and quite possibly doing the world a favor by destroying one another.

[EzekielKane]

I see two black fellows doing a bunch of awful looking moves with no storytelling and quite possibly doing the world a favor by destroying one another.



What match were u watching? this was a last man standing match with brilliant storytelling and both guys sold very well...
I mean at this point I think I can put up a classic indy match like Punk/Bryan and u guys will crap over it just because I said I liked it. Stop being so stupid. It pisses me off.

[EzekielKane]

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Because then ill know u are lying and not watching what I post. I feel this match deserves is own thread. It is 4 years old at this point but its still, I believe, one of the best backyard wrestling matches ever in the world. This has all the elements of a classic match, good wrestling, amazing psychology, sweet storytelling, hardkore action.

[Mr Burns]

How Wacko isn't signed is beyond me.

[Damian Rey]

The idiot continually posting awful backyard wrestling videos, showcasing more idiots doing idiotic things, calls others stupid. Brilliant.

[Shisen Kopf]

Those two need to rassle in an ERAG match or it's just wasted talent.

[whiteyford]

I think MC Hammer said it best "stop...", the rest of the sentence isn't necessary but feel free to have the song stuck in your head.

[whiteyford]

Also

Scott Fucking Norton

http://i.imgur.com/M0aSmnF.gif

[#1-norm-fan]

I think if M. G Hurst put himself together he could easily be another Jeff Hardy.

Can you buy that many drugs on a backyard wrestler's salary?

[Corndad]

Laughed so hard it hurt on the alley comment. LOL

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

it's pretty incredible, not gonna lie

[Tom Guycott]

Aren't they the same person?

This seems to be a legit question. But you know, they all look the same to me.

[Rollermacka]

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Because then ill know u are lying and not watching what I post. I feel this match deserves is own thread. It is 4 years old at this point but its still, I believe, one of the best backyard wrestling matches ever in the world. This has all the elements of a classic match, good wrestling, amazing psychology, sweet storytelling, hardkore action.

What "psychology" do you think is being utilized here? There's no "formula" to the match. There's no build up or elevation between the moves they're doing, and there's no character to speak of for either one of them? As far as you saying backyard wrestling is "awesome".....
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[EzekielKane]

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WHOA!!!


This week's show delivers. All the haters who talk trash about RDD should check out the AMAZING DEEP BREATH TAKING match between RAZ0R AND JERCHO STYLES that opened the show. That match was an absolute classic, these guys put on a WRESTLING CLINIC. I still cant get this match out of my head!


In other news MG HURST returned but Zach Johnson is still in charge!


What does this mean? CLICK PLAY ON TOP AND WATCH!!!!

[whiteyford]

Seriously thought this was about TPWW poster and Canadian legend Road Doggy Dogg, TNA level misdirection there, you should be ashamed.

[road doggy dogg]

whoa

[Heisenberg]

Goddammit

[drave]

such a cute video

[Damian Rey]

Did hear "from the DEAFS of hell"? Maybe it was just me.

[Curtis]

Did hear "from the DEAFS of hell"? Maybe it was just me.

Yes that's why he has that loud and obnoxious theme music, he is deaf. Wasn't CM Punk suppose to have a deaf gimmick? His music was as loud and obnoxious as this when he debuted. Hmm. Food for thought.

[Damian Rey]

I do love food.

[EzekielKane]

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LATS WEEK MG HURST WAS REVEALED AND SHOCKED THE WORLD AS THE ZACH JOHNSON GUY. THIS WEEK CAZZAM CASSATT TRIES TO GET HIS REVENGE ON MG HURST BUT WILL HE BE ABLE TO PUT HIM TO SLEEP?

ALSO ON THE SHOW, THE JUGGALOS TAKE ON TEAM JERICHO WITH MASON BROOKS EYEBROWS ON THE LINE!
IS THE UNIBROWDED FUCK FINALLY GONNA HAVE TO SHAVE HIS EYEBROWS?

WATCH ENJOY SUBSCRIBE AND LEAVE YOUR COMMENT BELOW PLEASE.

THANKS FOR WATCHING.

[Sixx]

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING GINGER KID AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[road doggy dogg]

so glad I decided to watch this live last night instead of that borefest SummerSHAM

[road doggy dogg]

vicious cell phone spot @ ~10:30 mark

[Sixx]

vicious cell phone spot @ ~10:30 mark

That is something WWE would never dare to do.

Extreme.

[Sixx]

Also, I'm still in shock after MG Hurst was revealed to be The Zach Johnson Guy.

[Shisen Kopf]

Fuck yeah! So much good here.

[road doggy dogg]

can't believe that inbred f*ck Luke Knight STOLE the championship like that...

[Sixx]

18:25 - a shoe throw.

Can MG Hurst possibly be a terrorist?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoe_tossing#Insult

[Shisen Kopf]

You guys really are the real deal. You should see if you can get Evander Holyfield to be a celebrity referee or something. Look what Tyson did for the WWF. You wanna be big time you gotta get celebs

[drave]

Anyone dead yet? That is the only EXTREME that I wanna see.

[Sixx]

Anyone dead yet? That is the only EXTREME that I wanna see.

Nah, I don't think, but they had police and ambulances once!

[Sixx]

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At the end, man. Life-threatening injury right there.

[Shisen Kopf]

What is your "ring" made of? It looks like really high tech NASA shit.

[Sixx]

NASA trash bags.

[Heisenberg]

Norman Smiley would rate the fuck out of this event.

[Shisen Kopf]

I lost the number to the Real Deal Rasslin hotline. I really wanna call and find out what's going on with all the great rasslin action this week.

[Destor]

every time you see DDT take a shot

[Sepholio]

Lebanon County, PA.

The Home of Hardcore.

[Sixx]

every time you see DDT take a shot

I'm an alcoholic as it is, come on.

[Shisen Kopf]

THIS IS AWESOME.....then some clapping of some sorts.

[owenbrown]

http://media2.giphy.com/media/hIzpoaH1Lykhi/200_s.gif

[Simple Fan]

I dont understand how you can love this and then complain about Raw. This is boreing

[Shisen Kopf]

Boring? You guys are nuts.

[Simple Fan]

No its dull and boring.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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LATS WEEK MG HURST WAS REVEALED AND SHOCKED THE WORLD AS THE ZACH JOHNSON GUY. THIS WEEK CAZZAM CASSATT TRIES TO GET HIS REVENGE ON MG HURST BUT WILL HE BE ABLE TO PUT HIM TO SLEEP?

ALSO ON THE SHOW, THE JUGGALOS TAKE ON TEAM JERICHO WITH MASON BROOKS EYEBROWS ON THE LINE!
IS THE UNIBROWDED FUCK FINALLY GONNA HAVE TO SHAVE HIS EYEBROWS?

WATCH ENJOY SUBSCRIBE AND LEAVE YOUR COMMENT BELOW PLEASE.

THANKS FOR WATCHING.

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

How'd you guys get Corey Feldman to appear on your show?

[Fignuts]

Only positive ending to this would be if a truck full of jocks came by and beat the shit out of all of you.

[EzekielKane]

Only positive ending to this would be if a truck full of jocks came by and beat the shit out of all of you.

Hahaha...NO!

Seriously? Any of the Cassatt brother would beat the living fuck out of any "jock". Jordan THE GIANT Cassatt could probably take on the whole truck but with Killa Cam and Cazzam to back him up, no truck of jocks will have a chance.

[road doggy dogg]

I would like to officially recognize "a truck of jocks" as the standard unit of measure for a wrestler's toughness.

[EzekielKane]

I would like to officially recognize "a truck of jocks" as the standard unit of measure for a wrestler's toughness.

In that case Jordan THE GIANT Cassatt is at least several

[EzekielKane]

A lot of people probably underestimate Jordan because he looks lie a nice guy

[Simple Fan]

Only positive ending to this would be if a truck full of jocks came by and beat the shit out of all of you.

That would be more entertaining

[Shisen Kopf]

MG Hurst is a truck full of jocks

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

some snug maneuvers and smooth transitions. Keep up the good work

[EzekielKane]

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That's right TOTAL WRESTLING ANNIHILATION has invited the Real Deal roster to star on their next BIG pay per view live event...
ALL ON THE LINE.

And guess what haters? TOTAL WRESTLING ANNIHILATION has a professional wrestling ring!
This Saturday LUKE KNIGHT will step into the ring against none other than KID INK!

Also MG HURST and CAZZAM will take their feud INTO THE NEXT LEVEL as they take each other one on one in a pro wrestling ring to shut all the haters up once and for all.

Are you guys ready?

I know I am!

[road doggy dogg]

Will this be available on the WWE Network

[EzekielKane]

Will this be available on the WWE Network

No but it will probably be live on Ustream

[Big Vic]

you seem like a nice bloke but honestly I don't give a shit.

[EzekielKane]

you seem like a nice bloke but honestly I don't give a shit.

http://x4.fjcdn.com/comments/She+_69bdbbc7cc041871408a7c6f54b370ad.jpg

[EzekielKane]

Man I am so hyped for this I cant wait to see Luke Knight/Kid Ink

[ron the dial]

you call this a pay per view. do people actually pay to view it?

[Damian Rey]

Exactly what I came here to ask. How much per view do you charge?

[Damian Rey]

Also, I hope you idiots are ready to check into the hospital with amount of concussions you're about risk having. Unlike grass, that canvas is going to have zero give.

[EzekielKane]

Also, I hope you idiots are ready to check into the hospital with amount of concussions you're about risk having. Unlike grass, that canvas is going to have zero give.

lol this guy thinks the effin ground is "soft". Real Deal stars wrestled in the winter on frozen earth so the ring is jumpier then that cause its made for wrestling.

[Rollermacka]

Whose mom's backyard will this be "airing" from?

[Damian Rey]

Rings aren't jumpy you twat. You think there's bed springs under that canvas? Oh, and I forgot about the ¡THE INHUMAN ACT OF RASSLIN ON FROZEN GRASS, BAW GAWD!

[EzekielKane]

Whose mom's backyard will this be "airing" from?

This is in a pro ring, read the thread.

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This is a professional indy fed not amateur like real deal, they have a pro ring that cost thousands of dollars...

[Rollermacka]

This is in a pro ring, read the thread.

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This is a professional indy fed not amateur like real deal, they have a pro ring that cost thousands of dollars...

IS THAT A MIDGET IN THE RED? :eek: Will he be at this backyard extravaganza?

Side note, you can buy a professional wrestling ring for less than 5 grand..... doesn't make your promotion legit
http://www.highspots.com/Wrestling-Rings/1752.html

[EzekielKane]

IS THAT A MIDGET IN THE RED? :eek: Will he be at this backyard extravaganza?

Side note, you can buy a professional wrestling ring for less than 5 grand..... doesn't make your promotion legit
http://www.highspots.com/Wrestling-Rings/1752.html

Total Annihilation Wrestling is a real pro legit fed. I remember someone here saying Real Deal needs to hit the pro circuit if there serious about wrestling well that time has come. This Saturday you will see Real Deal Stars compete in a professional indy company.

And that guy isn't a midget

[drave]

Hope you learn to run the ropes. Bet guys are gassed in less than 5 minutes.

WE GET TO USE A RING - DO YOU LIKE US NOW!?

No.

[EzekielKane]

Hope you learn to run the ropes. Bet guys are gassed in less than 5 minutes.

WE GET TO USE A RING - DO YOU LIKE US NOW!?

No.

Stop being a sour sally, if u don't like indy wrestling that's fine but no need to diss hard workers. You guys dissed Real Deal for not having a ring and now there gonna shut u up.

Real Deal will wrestle in a professional wrestling company.

What more do u need? For Real Deal to show up on Raw?

[road doggy dogg]

I think MG Hurst could manhandle Lesnar.

[Rollermacka]

Stop being a sour sally, if u don't like indy wrestling that's fine but no need to diss hard workers. You guys dissed Real Deal for not having a ring and now there gonna shut u up.

Real Deal will wrestle in a professional wrestling company.

What more do u need? For Real Deal to show up on Raw?

I never "dissed" real deal for not having a ring. I called them untrained, out of shape, kids who are pretending to be professional wrestlers. Just because somebody let you play in their ring doesn't change that...

[ron the dial]

you call this a pay per view. do people actually pay to view it?
answer my fucking question

[XL]

Shit! I'm not ready!

I've got a bunch of errands to run and I have 2 shifts at work over the weekend. Plus, I really need to do some weeding in the garden that I've been meaning to do for weeks.

Feel so unprepared.

[Simple Fan]

Just because they are in a ring does not mean it will be any good, all those real deal guys suck at wrestling and will probally get booed out of the place. Its not the ring I dont like about it the horrable perfomances they have

[EzekielKane]

answer my fucking question

Yes live attendees pay for tickets

[EzekielKane]

Just because they are in a ring does not mean it will be any good, all those real deal guys suck at wrestling and will probally get booed out of the place. Its not the ring I dont like about it the horrable perfomances they have

Have u even been watching Real Deal or are u just being "cool" and "edgy" ?
Have u seen the latest PPV event FALLOUT over at the new arena?

[Damian Rey]

Lol, just took a gander at that video above, only to find that it's still just a group of fat guys/kids with no formal training pretending to wrestle bwahahaha. Putting a ring in a backyard doesn't make what you're doing "professional“. It just means the idiots who bought it wasted their money on something they don't know how to use properly.

[ron the dial]

Yes live attendees pay for tickets
that's not the definition of pay per view, EzekielKane.

[EzekielKane]

Lol, just took a gander at that video above, only to find that it's still just a group of fat guys/kids with no formal training pretending to wrestle bwahahaha. Putting a ring in a backyard doesn't make what you're doing "professional“. It just means the idiots who bought it wasted their money on something they don't know how to use properly.

Its called a hardcore match not every match is gonna be technical, watch the other matches.
Watch some of their matches with Joe Jericho who is a very technical wrestler

[EzekielKane]

Man Luke Knight/Kid Ink is gonna be awesome cant wait I just wish MG Hurst or Cazzam wrestled Joe Jericho or even better Joe Jericho vs Jericho Styles, two Jerichos.

[road doggy dogg]

Joe Jericho and Jericho Styles teaming up against The Juggalos = :drool:

matchup made in heaven...

[EzekielKane]

Joe Jericho and Jericho Styles teaming up against The Juggalos = :drool:

matchup made in heaven...

I wish Real Deal would make that happen...also hope Tyrone P Bridges shows up at this event and starts up some bad ass ****. The worst thing about the move to the new arena is that Tyrone has a harder time getting there

[drave]

Stop being a sour sally, if u don't like indy wrestling that's fine but no need to diss hard workers. You guys dissed Real Deal for not having a ring and now there gonna shut u up.

Real Deal will wrestle in a professional wrestling company.

What more do u need? For Real Deal to show up on Raw?

I enjoy Indy wrestling a great deal, even did it for 7 years myself. However, the garbage you post is a buncha silly children slap-fighting each other. Even for a "backyard" fed it is pretty horrible. Maybe if some people would stop being a buncha bitches and not be afraid to MAKE CONTACT with one another it would be half-watchable. It is rasslin, it is physical, stop being afraid.

NOT A FLAME, JUST AN OBSERVATION!

[Shisen Kopf]

Hopefully someone makes a Shisen KOTF sign for this Ustream live event.

[EzekielKane]

I enjoy Indy wrestling a great deal, even did it for 7 years myself. However, the garbage you post is a buncha silly children slap-fighting each other. Even for a "backyard" fed it is pretty horrible. Maybe if some people would stop being a buncha bitches and not be afraid to MAKE CONTACT with one another it would be half-watchable. It is rasslin, it is physical, stop being afraid.

NOT A FLAME, JUST AN OBSERVATION!

Did u even watch the TWA video I posted? If that wasn't physical contact then I don't know what is...

[Sixx]

Pay Per View?

[Sixx]

Also, I'm pretty sure that the ring I made for my G.I. Joes, which was a Domino's Pizza box with pencils stuck in it as turnbuckles and rubber bands as ropes was more professional than what those guys have.

[el bobbo]

I have sooooo much pornography and cam whores that I need to catch up on. Can I take a rain check?

[whiteyford]

I'm intrigued by the GI Joe stuff in this thread, the rest not so much, YO JOE!

[whiteyford]

Now you know

[EzekielKane]

I wonder why that loser who made fun of Real Deal not having a ring and telling them to step up their game and go pro isn't in this thread. I guess he got 0wned and wasn't expecting it.

[Destor]

As someone who has wrestled as their primary source of income i want to take the time to say how offense it is when yarders use the word professional...its also offensive when weekend warriors do it though...and i kinda view it in the same vein. if it doesnt turn your electric on you arent a proffesional.

Wanna ban the troll right now but I feel like the forum will get more milage out of this.

[DAMN iNATOR]

As someone who has wrestled as their primary source of income i want to take the time to say how offense it is when yarders use the word professional...its also offensive when weekend warriors do it though...and i kinda view it in the same vein. if it doesnt turn your electric on you arent a proffesional.

Wanna ban the troll right now but I feel like the forum will get more milage out of this.

WHOA WHOA WHOA, pump the brakes, man! If it wasn’t for the new guy, how else would we have found out about the greatness that is M.G. Hurst?

[Destor]

i like the one thats an ICP fan #didntwatchit #betthereisone

[DAMN iNATOR]

OK

[Bad News Gertner]

I can't fucking wait for this Saturday!

[Simple Fan]

Really how can you be a fan of this and then complain about WWE and TNA.

[Bad News Gertner]

Duh, these guys actually know how to work! MG Hurst selling of his leg last match was great storytelling.

[Sixx]

Duh, these guys actually know how to work! MG Hurst selling of his leg last match was great storytelling.

Remember that time MG Hurst beat up a guy so bad, that the guy almost got stitches on his head? Like wow!

[XL]

Didn't UStream shut down?

[EzekielKane]

Didn't UStream shut down?

ustream.tv

[Simple Fan]

Duh, these guys actually know how to work! MG Hurst selling of his leg last match was great storytelling.

Work? Looks more like playing in the backyard. Work is when you leave home and go to your job and get payed.

[Bad News Gertner]

These high paid fat cats in the WWE could learn a thing or two about this grassroots effort which focuses on the art of pro wrestling

[Damian Rey]

#pulse

[Simple Fan]

These high paid fat cats in the WWE could learn a thing or two about this grassroots effort which focuses on the art of pro wrestling

Pro wrestling? I bet every one of them watched WWE and then said lets do this in my backyard. To be a pro you have to be trained. I could play football in my backyard but that dont make me a pro.

[Bad News Gertner]

They have been trained by life. That's all the training they need. I love how they have decided to stay independant and not chase the money in the WWE, or the WW ME as I like to call it. Fucking spoiled fat cats all about themselves up north. Real Deal Wrestling is wrestling back like it used to be with Waldo Von Erich and Dr. Jerry Graham. I actually notice the Gene Kiniski influence in Luke Knight's work in the ring.

[Razzamajazz]

my left nipple is erect in anticipation of this historic event

[Fignuts]

Also, I'm pretty sure that the ring I made for my G.I. Joes, which was a Domino's Pizza box with pencils stuck in it as turnbuckles and rubber bands as ropes was more professional than what those guys have.

Dude, I had a G.I. Joe wrestling fed when I was a kid too. Wrestling figures were like statues. Could only do like three moves with them, but G.I Joes were awesome.

On another note, I remember the matches I had with my toys being way better than anything these yard tards are putting on.

[Fignuts]

This is in a pro ring, read the thread.

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This is a professional indy fed not amateur like real deal, they have a pro ring that cost thousands of dollars...

lol the dog

[Simple Fan]

They have been trained by life. That's all the training they need. I love how they have decided to stay independant and not chase the money in the WWE, or the WW ME as I like to call it. Fucking spoiled fat cats all about themselves up north. Real Deal Wrestling is wrestling back like it used to be with Waldo Von Erich and Dr. Jerry Graham. I actually notice the Gene Kiniski influence in Luke Knight's work in the ring.

Real Deal Wrestling is a bunch of kids playing in the backyard. More like Room Departure Wrestling

[Fignuts]

Oh god, Gertner has found something new to run into the ground.

Hide your children.

[Destor]

lol the dog:lol:

[Rollermacka]

lol the dog

The dog is the best worker I've seen on any of these yardtard videos...

[Blakeamus]

Would this make them the "TNA" alternative from OCW?