Official Backyard Fed Thread

[road doggy dogg]

Chimera vs NormanSmiley shaping up to be a good undercard match at Franchise vs Ruien PPV

[JimmyMess]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/off-is-the-general-direction-i-wish-you-to-fuck.jpg

[JimmyMess]

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/243/2/3/perry_saturn_and_moppy_by_windows8osx-d5d3gex.jpg

[slik]

Mystery Box Match

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[drave]

HABM or GTFO

[drave]

HABM or GTFO

[RP]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M CUTTING MY BALLS OVER THIS!

[RP]

What do u guys think about Scythe so far?

http://www.chwbackyard.com/uploads/2/5/4/6/25465882/993099.jpg?208

I think he may be the brokeout star of 2015...hes a genie in the lamp winner sooo...CHW title soon?

He most definitely will be a broke star.

[owenbrown]

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CHECK IT OUT IF U MISSED IT

was that on a power line?! :wtf:

[therocksays]

Power line?? im the MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT! be careful with that shit though seriously don't kill yourself.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!

[Volare]

SHOCKMASTER 2.0!

[RP]

This would be a lot cooler if you killed yourself.

[RP]

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CHECK IT OUT IF U MISSED IT

WTF WHY DIDNT DANIEL BRYAN WIN:rant:

[Heyman]

DOES ANYBODY KNOW............WHO'S SLEEPING WITH WHO??!?!


(ahahahaha)

[Rollermacka]

Mystery Box Match

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I see that fat chick in the still for the video..... I don't wanna know what's the mystery in her box :shifty:

[VSG]

For one night only.. During the day!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

#HABM or nothing.

THIS IS NOTHING!

[BigDaddyCool]

Vader time?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Yes, it's Vader Time.

[KIRA]

Not trying to be rude but she is really testing the integrity of those fishnets man.

[Shisen Kopf]

HABM or GTFO

[drave]

/comicsans

[road doggy dogg]

comic sans MS is useless without some font color #99FF00

[NormanSmiley]

you know....and I thought all this time arguing on TPWW, that none of us would ever agree on one thing together. I was wrong, everyone hates this fucking jagovv and his backyard fed

[Rammsteinmad]

That six-man genie lamp match thing is fucking brilliant. Seriously.

In an awful way.

I genuinely would love to have a legit fight with every person in that match (not at the same time).

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Does the winner get to have Prince Ali as his theme song?

[NormanSmiley]

Is that fat girl canadian?

[drave]

Is that fat girl canadian?

If so please send nudez to NormanSmiley@tpwwforums.com plz. k thx.

[NormanSmiley]

norman smiley despises Canadians! fat chicks are fine as long as not canadian

[Chimera]

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If you thought Swede and Miniak's only talent was wrestling...YOU THOUGHT WRONG!
Swede is a kick ass chef and in this vid he shows how to make bad ass fried egg plant...Im gonna try this recipe too

I wish Miniak would make MORE cooking episodes!!!!!!!

[Heisenberg]

how are you doing today?

[Bad News Gertner]

Best new poster easily

[slik]

that looks good

[#1-norm-fan]

I always assumed Miniak had many talents.

[Tazz Dan]

I'm sold. Thread of the year here :y:

[#1-norm-fan]

He overcrowded the pot. That's why some of them got really dark while others were still light. Rookie.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I always assumed Miniak had many talents.

Eating. Not cooking.

Seems more like boiled egg plant than fried.

[Heyman]

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If you thought Swede and Miniak's only talent was wrestling...YOU THOUGHT WRONG!
Swede is a kick ass chef and in this vid he shows how to make bad ass fried egg plant...Im gonna try this recipe too

I wish Miniak would make MORE cooking episodes!!!!!!!






WE WANT MORE!
WE WANT MORE!
WE WANT MORE!
WE WANT MORE!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

#HABM or GTFO!

[Shisen Kopf]

Why doesn't swede Savard talk like the Swedish Chef? That would gread yeah. Anyway....HABM or GTFO

[Tazz Dan]

Why doesn't swede Savard talk like the Swedish Chef? That would gread yeah. Anyway....HABM or GTFO

Yeah! It would be so fucking gread!!!!

[Shisen Kopf]

Lol gread is so fetch wooooooo!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[owenbrown]

lol who the fuck stickied this? [/mod abuse] [/triple a] [/shifty :shifty:]

[#1-norm-fan]

Seems more like boiled egg plant than fried.

It clearly showed him putting oil in and not water. How does it seem boiled?

[Matchbox]

or not poached?

I hate that word..poached... ugly word.

[Tazz Dan]

Why was this moved?

[Triple A]

crooked mods determined to drive away all kewl posters...

[Destor]

Because we dont have a cookkng forum? O.o

[Tazz Dan]

Seems wasted here, posters who would have posted in it in the wrestling thread won't in here, in fear of being ridiculed.

Can you move it back AAA? I don't have the powers in this forum to move it :kiss:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It clearly showed him putting oil in and not water. How does it seem boiled?

Didn't watch all of it and he didn't use a frying pan. He used a boiling pan.

[Shisen Kopf]

If that pan was made in that oriental country it would be a JA-pan lololololololololol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wok this way Shisen.

[Destor]

Seems wasted here, posters who would have posted in it in the wrestling thread won't in here, in fear of being ridiculed.

Can you move it back AAA? I don't have the powers in this forum to move it :kiss:
That rational is irrational

[owenbrown]

mod elections :shifty:

[Tazz Dan]

Are you threatening me owen?

[owenbrown]

why would I threaten you, Tazz Dan? :'(

[Tazz Dan]

You keep calling for mod elections in threads I post in lately.

[Tazz Dan]

Breaking my heart owen, breaking my heart.

[Bad News Gertner]

What the fuck owen! The man has cancer for God sakes!

[KIRA]

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If you thought Swede and Miniak's only talent was wrestling...YOU THOUGHT WRONG!
Swede is a kick ass chef and in this vid he shows how to make bad ass fried egg plant...Im gonna try this recipe too

I wish Miniak would make MORE cooking episodes!!!!!!!

What if you never thought they had talent in wrestling?

[owenbrown]

You keep calling for mod elections in threads I post in lately.

Breaking my heart owen, breaking my heart.

What the fuck owen! The man has cancer for God sakes!

:'(

[#1-norm-fan]

Didn't watch all of it and he didn't use a frying pan. He used a boiling pan.

lol boiling pan.

[Heyman]

I think Miniak and Kris P Lettus would be a cute couple.


#BigBoned

[Chimera]

http://i.imgur.com/ZIIjLIT.jpg

I CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!

SKORPION...CHW ORIGINAL AND MEMBER OF SOME OF THE GREATEST CHW MATHCES OF ALL TIME IS FINALLY...FINALLY COMING BACK!!!
FOR THOSE NOT FAMILIAL WITH SKORPION...THIS GUY IS A MADMAN WITH A VICIOUS STREAK. HE IS THE KIND OF GUY WHO CREEPS ME OUT BECAUSE I THINK HE CAN ACTUALLY KILL A MAN AND NOY SHED A TEAR!

NOW FOR THE ACTION...TO REMIND YOU...SKORPION IS A SADISTIC BEAST...THIS IS HIM AND INNOVATOR IN A MATCH UP THAT CAN BE ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS SICK


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I THINK THIS IS THE MOST EXCITIN CHW NEWS OF THE YEAR...WOW!

[Shisen Kopf]

He doesn't really look like a scorpion...sorry skorpion. He looks more like a warthog. Please change his rassle name to Big Bad Bebop. Also...HABM or GTFO!

[Chimera]

He doesn't really look like a scorpion...sorry skorpion. He looks more like a warthog. Please change his rassle name to Big Bad Bebop. Also...HABM or GTFO!

lol!

That's funny...but scorpion fits better because like a scorpion he can kill you

[JimmyMess]

yeah but lots of things can kill you.

in fact I struggle to think of something that can't kill you

[Simple Fan]

Marijuana

[Mr Burns]

BROCK VS SKORPION MANIA! MAKE IT SO

[Sixx]

lol!

That's funny...but scorpion fits better because like a scorpion he can kill you

I don't think scorpions can really kill you, unless you're allergic to something in their poison.

But ok, I'm pretty sure I am allergic to this guy.

Also, his opponent in that video looks exactly like him 6000 whooppers ago.

[JimmyMess]

Marijuana

if enough of it lands on you from a high distance, for sure.

[Chimera]

Also, his opponent in that video looks exactly like him 6000 whooppers ago.

HEH are u trying to say Skorpion is fat? If anything he is the most musclular guy on the roster. He is more like Brock Lesnar in his body type than someone fat like Big Show

[road doggy dogg]

radon can kill you too, he should change his name to radon

[whiteyford]

So can too much love, Brian May told us this.

[Chimera]

radon can kill you too, he should change his name to radon

Radon actually sounds like a pretty cool wrestling name...

So can too much love, Brian May told us this.

There is absolutely no love in Skorpion...guy gives me the chills with that serial killer vibe.

[Sixx]

I bet he wears TapouT t-shirts to parties.

[Shisen Kopf]

So can too much love, Brian May told us this.

Freddie Mercury also told us that love kills.

[Simple Fan]

http://i.imgur.com/ZIIjLIT.jpg
!

Why is a ring behind him?

[Chimera]

Because he is a wrestler?!!

Also

SURPRISE. CHW has a ring now...I don't know when its gonna debut but its coming!

[Simple Fan]

Just sayin feel like they should be a picnic table with umbrella and a painting ladder instead of a ring. If he is a wrestler who trained him? Does he get paid for theses brawls? He is just a kid playing in the backyard, something most of us quit doing when we were 12.

[Chimera]

Does this look like a kid? Guy is probably two times as big as you.

http://www.chwbackyard.com/uploads/2/5/4/6/25465882/6619224.jpg

[Simple Fan]

Kids can be big.

[Chimera]

:rofl:Kids can be big too.

u know what I meant...or are u saying a kid can powerbomb you through a table too? :rofl:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

you can't powerbomb somebody through a table unless they let you.

[Simple Fan]

No because I quit doing stupid shit like that when I was a kid yourmissing my point that he is acting like a kid playing in a backyard

[Chimera]

No because I quit doing stupid shit like that when I was a kid your my point that he is acting like a kid playing in a backyard

its called backyard wrestling. is it pro wrestling? no. Is it WRESTLING? Yes! That's like saying garage band isn't a band or isn't playing music just because they aren't published. They still make music just like these guys still wrestle.

I think some of u are jellous that u don't have the balls to do what these guys are doing

[road doggy dogg]

scaffolding accident

he should change his name to scaffolding accident

[Simple Fan]

Like I said most of us quit when we were kids I can't imagine getting all my friends together and us pretending to be wrestlers. Just seems childish to me, and then you go compareing them to pros that have worked their whole lives to perfect the craft and these guys are just embarrassing them selves.

[Chimera]

Like I said most of us quit when we were kids I can't imagine getting all my friends together and us pretending to be wrestlers. Just seems childish to me, and then you go compareing them to pros that have worked their whole lives to perfect the craft and these guys are just embarrassing them selves.

How are they embarrassing theyselves? By having hundreds of people watching the shows every week? By having tons of fans? These guys are eventrually gonna be pro if they feel like it. Its like a garage band that's not signed to a record label yet

[Simple Fan]

No its nothing like that garage bands can be good and get a deal. How many CHW guys have went on to be a pro. Huh?

[Sixx]

How are they embarrassing theyselves? By having hundreds of people watching the shows every week? By having tons of fans? These guys are eventrually gonna be pro if they feel like it. Its like a garage band that's not signed to a record label yet

ha

[road doggy dogg]

wrestling forum mod please update thread title to indicate "WRENCH MONSTER" scorpion

[road doggy dogg]

rubella can also kill you, have him consider naming himself rubella

[Sixx]

Skorpion should fight that humongous girl.

What's her name again?

[Chimera]

No its nothing like that garage bands can be good and get a deal. How many CHW guys have went on to be a pro. Huh?

Many CHW guys have wrestled for indy promotions including Nikky Chance. Something doesn't have to be on TV to be good. Also Matty Boyle is launching CHW PRO. A Professional, in ring version of the CHW product! So technically all the CHW guys have just went on to be pro :)



http://www.chwpro.com/

[Chimera]

Skorpion should fight that humongous girl.

What's her name again?

Miniak?

They actually had a match early on in CHW history and it was a * * * * * match

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[Sixx]

Many CHW guys have wrestled for indy promotions including Nikky Chance. Something doesn't have to be on TV to be good. Also Matty Boyle is launching CHW PRO. A Professional, in ring version of the CHW product! So technically all the CHW guys have just went on to be pro :)



http://www.chwpro.com/

Do they get paid?

Adding PRO to your name doesn't make you professionals.

[Sixx]

Miniak?

They actually had a match early on in CHW history and it was a * * * * * match

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Oh yeah, her.

[Heyman]

There is absolutely no love in Skorpion...guy gives me the chills with that serial killer vibe.


LMAO.

[KIRA]

lol!

That's funny...but scorpion fits better because like a scorpion he can kill you

So can drinking too much water

Skorpion:because poor literacy is kewl

[Ultra Mantis]

Skorpion's finish had better be the spear. Actually no, his setup up should be the spear then he should definitely rip off his own face and spit a fireball at his opponent causing them to burn to cinders.

Otherwise, fuck him.

[Bad News Gertner]

I can't wait to catch up on these episodes!!!! Hopefully my fav Nikki Chance wrestles!

[Sixx]

I can't wait to catch up on these episodes!!!! Hopefully my fav Nikki Chance wrestles!

if there's one guy that scares me shitless in CHW it's him

http://i.imgur.com/kDZpeE2.jpg

murder in his eyes

[Bad News Gertner]

Big fan of the deck of cards gimmick.

[Bad News Gertner]

I noticed Innovator wasn't featured? That's too bad. Hopefully they'll do another Mystery Box Match. Really enjoyed that hardcore action!!!!!!

[road doggy dogg]

change his name to lou gehrig's disease

[KIRA]

its called backyard wrestling. is it pro wrestling? no. Is it WRESTLING? Yes! That's like saying garage band isn't a band or isn't playing music just because they aren't published. They still make music just like these guys still wrestle.

I think some of u are jellous that u don't have the balls to do what these guys are doing

But real wrestlers probably would laugh tell you how pathetic this is,how it in no way resembles pro wrestling then they'd tell you to go to a school if you want to be a real wrestler.

How rollamacka refrains from constantly berating and mocking you guys is beyond me. :lol:

[road doggy dogg]

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trains are way more dangerous than scorpions

steel wheels don't forgive

[Lock Jaw]

Dysentery

[road doggy dogg]

Cholera has the most intestinal fortitude of any westler I've ever seen

[Lock Jaw]

THE BLACK DEATH would be a great rassling name...

[Heyman]

I think some of u are jellous that u don't have the balls to do what these guys are doing


Lol, "jellous."


p.s.__________I will concede the fact that 99% of the forum likely don't have the balls that Miniak clearly has.

[owenbrown]

Miniak?

They actually had a match early on in CHW history and it was a * * * * * match

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[road doggy dogg]

"Bryan Alvarez" sounds like the name of approximately 300 professional baseball players

[JimmyMess]

or a serial murderer rapist

[Rollermacka]

Does this look like a kid? Guy is probably two times as big as you.

http://www.chwbackyard.com/uploads/2/5/4/6/25465882/6619224.jpg

Monster? :rofl: The guy has zero abs, no muscular development in his arms or shoulders and has saggier titties that MacRat or however you say that fat chicks name....

[road doggy dogg]

change his name to Pit of Snakes

[Bad News Gertner]

What's this I hear about a title vs title match between the Interstate Champ Nikky Chance and CHW champ Miniak?

[Bad News Gertner]

if there's one guy that scares me shitless in CHW it's him

http://i.imgur.com/kDZpeE2.jpg

murder in his eyes

ha

I follow them on facebook and I was SHOCKED at how many likes their page has.

[KIRA]

Does this look like a kid? Guy is probably two times as big as you.

http://www.chwbackyard.com/uploads/2/5/4/6/25465882/6619224.jpg

He looks like he might own an old pickup and enjoy burning large lowercase T's while sporting a conical hat.

There's also something really weird looking I dunno he has squat features or something.

[Chimera]

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POSSIBLY the greatest match in Crazy Hardcore Wrestling history! THE RESULT WILL SHOCK YOU. This match brought my blod to a boil, hardcore fast pace and INTENSE...the kind of action PG censored TV will never show.

IM NOT GONNA SPOIL THE END...YOUR GONNA HAVE TO SEE IT FOR YOURSELF!

[road doggy dogg]

http://tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=127679

[road doggy dogg]

and a picture of a cute hippo for good measure

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/5/6/12/enhanced-buzz-20493-1367856817-1.jpg

[VSG]

blod to a boil

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Both of their shoulders were on the...grass. The fix is in! That ref is on the take.

[Sixx]

That guy was totally in Dave Chappelle's "revenge" skit.

http://comedycentral.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/chappelle/videos/season_3/CHAPPELLE_03_0301_REVENGE3_640x360.jpg?

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/k/kenzosuzuki/03.jpg

[Ruien]

His realistic future is being a future world champion. Love his matches so much and Lana in for the promos. Feels just like Brock and Haymem.

[MoFo]

He's got a limited shelf life with the gimmick he has, anyway.

Same with Kozlov, Khali, Hassan etc. once you've exhausted the anti-America angles you're left with a comedy character.

I like him but he ain't gonna be world champ.

[Kris P Lettus]

His realistic future is being a future world champion. Love his matches so much and Lana in for the promos. Feels just like Brock and Haymem.

Lol

you think she is as good as Heyman on the mic?

[Savio]

Lol

you think she is as good as Heyman on the mic?
She's not as good as Heyman, but she is not bad on the mic, No one can really touch Heyman.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I would rather see Lana naked. Both have their virtues.

[Rollermacka]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/5/6/12/enhanced-buzz-20493-1367856817-1.jpg

Wow.... Miniak looks shocked at the outcome of the match in that pic...

[MoFo]

I would rather see Lana naked. Both have their virtues.


http://img107.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-23723/loc146/332641870_15_123_146lo.jpg
http://img224.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=332638997_13_123_1123lo.jpg
http://img143.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-20022/loc411/332636146_12_123_411lo.jpg
http://37.media.tumblr.com/50e1890ee8c556788c44d6e976a87668/tumblr_n53u1cKXqt1qdz4alo3_500.png

[SNLfunnyguy]

I wait for the day he becomes a mid card babyface waving the American flag. You know it's gonna happen.

[Chimera]

https://scontent-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1925252_661566420618588_5784753934638992217_n.jpg?oh=34dece945dbe0a66d18a4ab6e1e9d0ce&oe=5585BA44

I wish I could see this show live...this is going to be a BEAST of a show when these MEN step up into thee RING. Wheres that loser who made fun of CHW for not wrestling in a ring? Get ready to eat you're own FOOT because this is gonna be a fully in-ring product and these guys will show you what it means when Crazy Hardcore Wrestling goes PRO!

This show will feature team FTW aka Team FUCK THE WORLD, https://scontent-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/10952252_561867547283306_4263445403258193300_n.jpg?oh=fa6961067603c75851bd93425f4aca04&oe=557A11D1

AKA

INNOVATION
DEVASTATION
XACUTION

So...haters...how does it feel to get proved wrong?

[Chimera]

https://scontent-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10897956_663583903750173_4509396987583297369_n.jpg?oh=4b7d0e08b502bf6b4a3355f088b94696&oe=5587555D

CHW billboards all over town!

[Chimera]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1623580_662294213879142_6314331151079911398_n.jpg?oh=f8d1945f036bbe1acad6168211c21526&oe=55952556&__gda__=1435805224_af9f4e0d7e76bfbd2871adfa742bb0a9

[Chimera]

:D

https://scontent-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10993464_662678847174012_3197030401514054155_n.jpg?oh=249dba5117c86f84645a768f0423a436&oe=558DBCB9

[Ruien]

Lol at a flyer being a hallway of a house.

[Chimera]

Any Quebecers attending here?

[Shisen Kopf]

Have you signed #HABM or MG Hurst yet?

[Lock Jaw]

Is that first place really called "La Maison Ho"?

[Bad News Gertner]

I really hope Nicky Chance makes on appearence!!!

[Chimera]

Is that first place really called "La Maison Ho"?
Yup its a Chinese place

[road doggy dogg]

is CHW better than Real Deal wrestling

[Chimera]

is CHW better than Real Deal wrestling

I would say so

[Chimera]

Difreint product of course...CHW is hardcore/extreme...RDW is mat wrestlling

[road doggy dogg]

lol

[Rammsteinmad]

"mat wrestling" :rofl:

[Rammsteinmad]

I have a legit question:

- Has anyone from the CHW roster ever stepped foot inside a gym?

And a follow-up question:

- How did they fare?

[Chimera]

Most CHW guys have wrestled in ring and trained in gyms. For example, INNOVATOR was a student of wrestling legend, Jacques Rougeau. Now when CHW steps into the ring for CHW Pro, u can lube up your mouth because otherwise your foot isn't gonna fit in there!

[Ultra Mantis]

Is anybody ever really ready for infection?

Katy Perry.

[drave]

Are family members and fellow "wrasslers" aware they are paying to attend this time?

[Ruien]

Moms get in free I heard.

[drave]

Yea, "medical staff".

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jacques: Get out of here. I can't reach you anything you scrub!

Innovator: :(

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

How does S+M feel about being off the poster?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Being in a ring doesn't make it pro. It's the same just not in the backyard.

[Rammsteinmad]

Actually, the ring will be in one of their garages. So I suppose technically it's not backyard?

[Shisen Kopf]

Does CHW have titty honking matches?

[Mr. Nerfect]

I can so see Lana revealing on the mic one day that "I'm not even Russian" before becoming a more serious heel manager. I guess the idea behind it would be to shock people, and show how devious and cunning she is.

[JimmyMess]

now that Rey Mysterio is a free agent maybe you can sign him

[Bad News Gertner]

I'm going to work an extra shift at the office so I can make the trip out there.

Any chance of a meet and great later?

[Bad News Gertner]

Most CHW guys have wrestled in ring and trained in gyms. For example, INNOVATOR was a student of wrestling legend, Jacques Rougeau. Now when CHW steps into the ring for CHW Pro, u can lube up your mouth because otherwise your foot isn't gonna fit in there!

These faggots are so brainwashed by Vince McMahon that they don't know what good wrestling is.

[#1-norm-fan]

How do you not put Maniak on the flyer? I can't jack off to this thread at all.

[Shisen Kopf]

Miniak in a titty honking match would be epic. Also, lol it's $5 canadian. How many Tim Bits is that?

[Shisen Kopf]

I'm going to work an extra shift at the office so I can make the trip out there.

Any chance of a meet and great later?

If you could meet one of the CHW superstars, who would it be? Of course we all wanna see the great Miniak but there are so many other stars too. For me it would have to be Swede Savard even though he is retired or the great Nicky Chance. So epic.

[Bad News Gertner]

Im a huge Nicky Chance mark. I'd bring an entire deck of cards and have him sign each one.

[Shisen Kopf]

Robb Banks is pretty bad ass too. He's gonna fuck up Scythe on March 7. Can't Wait.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Im a huge Nicky Chance mark. I'd bring an entire deck of cards and have him sign each one.

He's bald now though. Out of date photo.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Im a huge Nicky Chance mark. I'd bring an entire deck of cards and have him sign each one.

You want his V card too. :naughty:

[Dark One]

I think I speak for all of us when I request photos of the event and its attendance.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Saint Andrew's United Church. They are doing this in a fucking Church?

[#1-norm-fan]

You want his V card too. :naughty:

Don't be inappropriate, STD. Please.

[Bad News Gertner]

Enough of the sexual jokes Slick Damo

[screech]

Saint Andrew's United Church. They are doing this in a fucking Church?

Jesus loves CHW

[loopydate]

It's just way more convenient to have the funeral if they kill themselves inside the church. Saves a fortune on hearses.

[XL]

Pah!!

In the next 4-5 weeks there's no way Cena doesn't point out that Lana isn't even Russian, in the same way he no-sold Del Rio's gimmick with the stuff about renting the cars.

[Bad News Gertner]

Lana has an extremely ugly face

[Mr. Nerfect]

What happened with Alberto Del Rio really made me sad.

[Mr. Nerfect]

http://www.dirtsheet.org/superstars/c/cjperry/gallery/b-26312803/gallery1/022.jpg

Yeah...can't get past that face...

[Bad News Gertner]

She has a sloped forehead like a caveman.

[Rollermacka]

Just because you "play wrestler" in a ring.... doesn't mean your still not just playing wrestler. The End

[GD]

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[Shisen Kopf]

Really wanna go to this PPV. Tpww road trip?? If something happens and I can't go, what station will this event be on?

[Jazzy Foot]

I'm ready for Erection.

Oooh Paige dipped in white chocolate.

*masturbates*

[Anybody Thrilla]

I hate how they keep saying that he is undefeated. He has definitely lost by DQ or countout on more than a few televised occasions.

[Rollermacka]

I'm ready for Erection.

Oooh Paige dipped in white chocolate.

*masturbates*

.... I don't want to see Paige's erection

[Chimera]

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This show just keeps getting better!!!! Super stars BIGSTONE and ROBBY HENNESSEY are CONFIRMED.
Next Saturday MARCH 14th....

[Ruien]

Wonder how much their contract guarantees for these superstars. Have to be at least $10.00 per show!

[owenbrown]

9.99

[poopfromweiner dude]

holy fuck I am so pumped for infection

[Chimera]

holy fuck I am so pumped for infection

Which CHW star do u wanna see Bigstone face?

[poopfromweiner dude]

SWEDE SAVARD THE MAN IS HOT RIGHT NOW

[Chimera]

SWEDE SAVARD THE MAN IS HOT RIGHT NOW

That would be a sweet match, a Quebecer trained man (Swede) vs a Quebec wrestler!

[Chimera]

Wow.... Miniak looks shocked at the outcome of the match in that pic...

Very funny nerd too bad Miniak wouldn't give you the time of day...

[Shisen Kopf]

Miniak is a goddess. Probably the goddess of garbage men but hey it's something

[Rollermacka]

Very funny nerd too bad Miniak wouldn't give you the time of day...

Ohh, nerd..... you broke out the big guns with that one, didn't you?

Side note I don't want her time, you can keep her

[Simple Fan]

Miniak wouldn't give you the time of day...

Is this because she can't tell time or she just a horrible person?

[Rollermacka]

Is this because she can't tell time or she just a horrible person?

I'd like to think of it as alittle bit of both

[Bad News Gertner]

Holy fuck,.I.can't wait to watch this later tonight!!! Hopefully my boy Nicky Chance wins!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sorry bro.

[Shisen Kopf]

Holy fuck,.I.can't wait to watch this later tonight!!! Hopefully my boy Nicky Chance wins!

Fuck you! Robb Banks owns Nicky Chance.

[Chimera]

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Malik is finally coming back and hes gonna be YOUR host for CHW Pro INFECTION!


CHW took the time this week to sit down with "The King of Clubs" Nikky Chance to get his thoughts on his most recent match and losing his hair.

Q: So Nikky, how does it feel to lose the Interstate Title after over 100 days and are you looking to win it back?

Nikky: It feels like a big part of me was ripped away. It burns me up when someone who quite frankly doesn't deserve it parades around like... they mean something.

Q: Many fans have stated that your match with Swede Savard was the greatest of all time. How does it stack up on your list?

Nikky: The match was great for sure. It had all the aspects in wrestling I love. Good moves, proper motivation, two showmen and some controversy. The little bit of humiliation was icing on the cake. I would probably rank it as my best match.

Q: How upset would you say that you are after losing all the hair that you've been growing in since your debut here?

Nikky: My hair was a signature look for me. I felt that I was giving the CHW fans something and someone they never saw before. It hurts to lose it, but it'll be back. Much like how the CHW Interstate Title will be mine again.

Q: What's next for the King of Clubs?

Nikky: I want to make history in CHW. In order to do that, I need to do something nobody else has. Like, and this is just an example, win the CHW Interstate title again.

Q: So Nikky, we know that Swede Savard will be on Carnage this week to have a tell-all interview about his return and winning the Interstate belt. What do you expect from that interview? Modesty? Boasting?

Nikky: I expect Swede to be his regular, egotistical self. There will come I time when I'll be better and more ready to take him off his pedestal. He better be ready to swallow whatever words he says.

Q: One final quick question here. Who do you think will win the Mask VS Mask Match this Saturday on Carnage?

Nikky: Scythe. No doubts.

CHW: Well thank you very much for your time and good luck in the future!

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The short hair looks good might help him with the career going forwards

[road doggy dogg]

0% surprised that he would wear a skinny tie

[Bad News Gertner]

Why wasn't I called on my cellphone that there was a new Nicky Chance interview? Fuck sakes.

[Chimera]

Why wasn't I called on my cellphone that there was a new Nicky Chance interview? Fuck sakes.

What do u think Malik Clark returning?

[JimmyMess]

You want to advertise this garbage (one of you will most likely be seriously, seriously injured doing this backyard shit) fine, go for it, all the power to you, doesn't annoy me.

What does annoy me, is how you advertise it. You act like we are supposed to know who these people are, and you throw them around with names of actual wrestlers, in actual companies. We don't know who these people are, there is no background to them, there is nothing. One day you just type a headline "OMFG BLAINE STRIKER III HAS RETURNED FROM INJURY, LOOKING TO DESTROY MICHAEL THE MAJESTIC" or whatever the fuck, and blast it on the forum.

It makes the forum look shitty, and it makes you look shitty.

I'm just venting this shit out, take it or leave it, I'm done caring. I don't neg rep people about this crap, I just want to get my two cents in.

[JimmyMess]

Oh yeah, and I don't care to know who these people are. I forgot that part.

[Bad News Gertner]

What do u think Malik Clark returning?

He has a great sense of style and really adds a "professional touch" to the brand as a whole.

Anyway that I could get a shout out from Nicky Chance? Pretty big Chanatic right here

[Shisen Kopf]

You want to advertise this garbage (one of you will most likely be seriously, seriously injured doing this backyard shit) fine, go for it, all the power to you, doesn't annoy me.

What does annoy me, is how you advertise it. You act like we are supposed to know who these people are, and you throw them around with names of actual wrestlers, in actual companies. We don't know who these people are, there is no background to them, there is nothing. One day you just type a headline "OMFG BLAINE STRIKER III HAS RETURNED FROM INJURY, LOOKING TO DESTROY MICHAEL THE MAJESTIC" or whatever the fuck, and blast it on the forum.

It makes the forum look shitty, and it makes you look shitty.

I'm just venting this shit out, take it or leave it, I'm done caring. I don't neg rep people about this crap, I just want to get my two cents in.

You gotta admit that Robb Banks and Miniak are the REAL DEAL though.

[Chimera]

You want to advertise this garbage (one of you will most likely be seriously, seriously injured doing this backyard shit) fine, go for it, all the power to you, doesn't annoy me.

What does annoy me, is how you advertise it. You act like we are supposed to know who these people are, and you throw them around with names of actual wrestlers, in actual companies. We don't know who these people are, there is no background to them, there is nothing. One day you just type a headline "OMFG BLAINE STRIKER III HAS RETURNED FROM INJURY, LOOKING TO DESTROY MICHAEL THE MAJESTIC" or whatever the fuck, and blast it on the forum.

It makes the forum look shitty, and it makes you look shitty.

I'm just venting this shit out, take it or leave it, I'm done caring. I don't neg rep people about this crap, I just want to get my two cents in.

Wait for CHW pro, its gonna feature some Canadian independents stars that are better known than CHWs backyard stars. Bigstone and Robby Hennesey have already been confirmed...

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At one point CM Punk was also unknown...so think how dumv it is to dismiss a guy because u haven't heard of him. 10 years ago u would've said "CM punk? We don't know who this person is, there is no background to him, there is nothing. " and go back to watching crash holly matches...you gotta keep your eyes open u never know where the next future can come from...

[drave]

He is going off (I assume) the videos posted over time, not that someone is "unknown". All of the videos are poor. The few here encouraging you and engaging you are doing so at the price of your own ignorance..... but you probably don't care anyway.

[Chimera]

We don't know who these people are, there is no background to them, there is nothing.

Nah hes hating on anyone who is unknown....just a hater

[Shisen Kopf]

Yeah he's just a no good hater who doesn't realize what a future HOFer Robb Banks is. Asshole.

[Chimera]

Yeah he's just a no good hater who doesn't realize what a future HOFer Robb Banks is. Asshole.

Robb Banks sucks tho...How are u gonna feel if Robb loses his mask vs Mask match against the demonic Scythe on March 7th, (This Saturday)..?

[Chimera]

Awesome article...cant wait til one like this is written about CHW...

"Be sure to hold your kids back, because there will be grown men flying over the ropes."
What could be heard as a safety warning comes across more like a simple statement of fact from the announcer. And while some strollers and toddlers are briefly corralled back from the wrestling ring, once the Battle Royale headlining the night's festivities starts, parents and kids alike move closer to better view the brutal, high-flying action.
About 150 fans are crowding the booths and tables of Swaxx's dance floor surrounding the elevated "squared circle" where Spokane Anarchy Wrestling — aka S.A.W. — is hosting its first-ever indoor showcase after eight years of delivering chokeholds, leg drops and pile-drivers on the hard ground of various Spokane backyards.
The nearby stage that typically features rappers and DJs tonight is a curtained entryway where characters like Madd Man Manson, the Masked Juggalo and Insanity Demon can make a properly theatrical entrance. They're greeted by cheers from those who recognize them from S.A.W.'s YouTube channel, or howls from people who recognize some past act of competitive nefariousness. The Inner City Champion, Harley Heartson, manages to evenly divide the fans, half yelling "Let's go Harley!" and half responding "Harley sucks!"
click to enlargehttp://www.inlander.com/imager/from-backyard-to-center-stage/b/big/2421708/113c/artsculture2-2.jpg (http://www.inlander.com/imager/from-backyard-to-center-stage/b/original/2421708/113c/artsculture2-2.jpg)For a casual newcomer to S.A.W.'s fight night, the scene might not look exactly like a slick, professional undertaking. More careful observation, though, reveals a remarkable amount of work being put into the "Battle of Washington" — so called because some of the competitors traveled from the North West Pro wrestling group on the west side of the state.
There are suited commentators announcing and videographers filming the action for future home viewers from as far away as Japan and Australia. There are ring announcers guiding the live audience through the action, and referees "controlling" the chaos. There are even ridiculous "managers" for some of the wrestlers, on hand simply to rile the crowd and pull some shady shenanigans to help their clients. Basically, everything you might see on a telecast of big-time pro wrestling is here, being done by volunteers purely out of love for putting on a show.
The ringleaders are S.A.W. founder Jesse Lawson, 25, and his cousin, Jason Lawson, 26, who together do much of the behind-the-scenes work, from booking matches to writing storylines for the wrestlers to buying the ring about a year ago and learning how to put it together.
For Jesse, the first indoor S.A.W. show is in many ways the culmination of a dream he talked about in a 2010 Inlander story — a dream of having a real ring, chairs for the fans and touring wrestlers battling S.A.W. characters. Looking back a couple of days after the Swaxx show, he called the night "probably the best performance we've ever done." The excitement of moving from the backyard to a real, indoor ring was not lost on his team of about 25 wrestlers and production assistants who helped make the show happen.
click to enlargehttp://www.inlander.com/imager/from-backyard-to-center-stage/b/big/2421709/3603/artsculture2-3.jpg (http://www.inlander.com/imager/from-backyard-to-center-stage/b/original/2421709/3603/artsculture2-3.jpg)"They were hot about it," Jesse says. "They were stoked. It was the first time I've had a lot of our boys say, 'Hey, I'll be on the show, sure, but I'm just happy this show is happening.'"
One dream achieved, the cousins — who wrestle tag-team matches as the First Family, including at the next Swaxx S.A.W. event on March 7 — have bigger aspirations. Jason wants to reach the point when they can charge for tickets and even sell merchandise.
Jesse's hopes are simpler.
"I just hope to see it getting bigger," Jesse says. "Maybe not arena-bigger, but just bigger in the city's eyes. I wouldn't mind getting on Wikipedia and seeing under local sports teams: Shock, Indians, Chiefs and Spokane Anarchy Wrestling." ♦

http://www.inlander.com/spokane/from-backyard-to-center-stage/Content?oid=2421706

This is where they started...

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And now they are in the news and moving up...hope CHW starts getting some press too

[road doggy dogg]

"I just hope to see it getting bigger," Jesse says. "Maybe not arena-bigger, but just bigger in the city's eyes. I wouldn't mind getting on Wikipedia and seeing under local sports teams: Shock, Indians, Chiefs and Spokane Anarchy Wrestling." ♦

[Shisen Kopf]

Fuck no. Scythe is gonna get beaten bad. Robb Banks is a fucking legend.

[Bad News Gertner]

Robb Banks sucks ass Shisen. He doesn't stand a chance.

[Shisen Kopf]

I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you gertner: Robb Banks is gonna win the mask match and kill that bitch ass Scythe. Then he's gonna rassle Nicky Chance and kill him. The only chance Nicky has of beatimg Robb Banks is FAT. Lolololol

[owenbrown]

Why wasn't I called on my cellphone that there was a new Nicky Chance interview? Fuck sakes.

You would think they would have texts alerts or alerts on the CHW app :shifty:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Was Pierre Oulette unavailable?

[el bobbo]

Does Obamacare cover this?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They are Quebecois.

[Rollermacka]

150 fans in Canada..... the exchange rate makes that around 64 fans American?

[JimmyMess]

but are the americans obese? that could account for something

[Ruien]

Half of them are.

[Shisen Kopf]

ONLY one week away. So excited. Woooooooo Robb Banks!

[Rollermacka]

Didn't Real Deal say they were gonna be back in March? Where's my GABM Videos EzekielKane?

[Jordancsst1997]

TWA(RDW Merged) Monday Night Mayhem starts this upcoming Monday! We have our Rumble Series March 28th, I go one on one with J Styles(HABM)!

[drave]

HABM 4 Pres.


Have you told him that he needs to change his handle to "Heavily Armored Battle Midget"?

You should tell him.

[road doggy dogg]

oh shit this is getting super cereal now

[Jordancsst1997]

lol, I called him it in a promo, i also in a promo hinted? an ERAG match!?!?!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

:O

[drave]

He needs a tiny axe to go with his tiny armor. A viking helmet too.

[Shisen Kopf]

Bad news Robb Banks fans...

CHW INFECTION 2015
Saturday, March 14th, 2015. St. Andrew's Hall.

NIKKY CHANCE def. SCYTHE via Pinfall @ 6:39
SKORPION VS "REAL" NATHAN NATURALS wrestle to a Double Count-Out @ 6:43
ROBBY HENNESSY def. BIGSTONE via Pinfall @ 8:44
AGENT X def. ROBB BANKS via Pinfall @ 4:15
XRISTO DIAVLO VS DAVID STORM ends in a Double DQ @ 9:06
DEVASTATOR def. INNOVATOR via Pinfall @ 11:19
DAVID STORM def. XRISTO DIAVLO & NATHAN NATURALS to become the 1st CHW CHAMPION @ 13:11

[Jordancsst1997]

Hey guys! I dont usually like to post our stuff! EzekielKane has been slacking! TWA has returned to action this past monday! and wanted to share it with you guys! I know most of you just make fun of it, but i love to read the funny comments!

:lol::y:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFxHclIZs3Q

[drave]

Plz tell us when in the video HABM performs.

Everything else is highly irrelevant.

[Jordancsst1997]

Yes! J. Styles goes one on one with Luke Knight!

[Rollermacka]

Plz tell us when in the video HABM performs.

Everything else is highly irrelevant.

Yes! J. Styles goes one on one with Luke Knight!

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:y: Then I shall watch....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

When do you call him #HABM? Is this the video of it?

[Rollermacka]

When do you call him #HABM? Is this the video of it?

It's not in this video.... I was very disappointed :nono:

[KIRA]

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:y: Then I shall watch....

o fortuna Is a beautiful piece of music that has been used (and sometimes bastardized) to convey grandiosity or the coming of something epic and menacing across countless forms of media for longer than a lot of us have been alive.THIS is easily its lowest point.

[Shisen Kopf]

Please call him HABM next event. Thanks. HABM got screwed. He needs to have an army of battle midgets to go up against those cheating bums.

[Chimera]

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Looks like Quebec is ready to step into the DANGER ZONE.

Posters are all over town and people are buzzing with anticipation!

Already announced is going to be a risk taking TABLE match between champ DAVID STORM and the master of violent ways, INNOVATOR.
These two started off CHW Pro with a match straight out of hell and I think they will top it off this time.

German talent CS Wilken will also wrestle on this show.

If anyone here is in Qyebec, tickets are still available at only $7.

APRIL 11th, 2015!!!!

https://www.facebook.com/events/426358850876488/permalink/427120054133701/

[drave]

IF the theme song for this event isn't "Danger Zone" you are doing it wrong(er).