Official Backyard Fed Thread

[Shisen Kopf]

Man, I wish I could go to this event. Thinking about setting up a gofundme account to pay for my trip to Quebec so I can see this world class rasslin. I also need a new harddrive and possibly and new computer and a ticket to CHW so I figure I need $10,007. Thanks.

[Chimera]

Man, I wish I could go to this event. Thinking about setting up a gofundme account to pay for my trip to Quebec so I can see this world class rasslin. I also need a new harddrive and possibly and new computer and a ticket to CHW so I figure I need $10,007. Thanks.

Who do you think will win the tables match, Innovator or David Storm?

[Sixx]

Wow, you got Halford?

[Shisen Kopf]

Who do you think will win the tables match, Innovator or David Storm?

Innovator for sure. Remember last year he best both Exile and Bruiser in a flaming tables match. That was 2 on 1; 1 on 1 innovator is the best at table matches. He weathers the storm no problem.

[KIRA]

No Rob Banks ? You can take this rinky dink show and shove it just right back up your ass then!

[Bad News Gertner]

I think David Storm.pulls this one out. He's been amazing lately.

[Chimera]

I think David Storm.pulls this one out. He's been amazing lately.

Storm has been on a roll lately but hes always been a top guy. I think CHW is making him the face of CHW Pro where Innovator is more of a hardcore face of classic CHW...

[Chimera]

No Rob Banks ? You can take this rinky dink show and shove it just right back up your ass then!

Its just whats been announced so far. Who do you want Robb Banks to face? I think a good match would be having "REAL" Nathan Naturals face off with Robb Banks

[Shisen Kopf]

I think David Storm.pulls this one out. He's been amazing lately.

Fuck outta here with that shit. Innovator is gonna kill that bitch ass.

[Shisen Kopf]

Its just whats been announced so far. Who do you want Robb Banks to face? I think a good match would be having "REAL" Nathan Naturals face off with Robb Banks

Robb Banks needs to be booked in a title match. He's lost a lot lately and using wwe logic that makes him number one contender.

[Chimera]

Robb Banks needs to be booked in a title match. He's lost a lot lately and using wwe logic that makes him number one contender.

Lol hes a jobber.

[KIRA]

Robb Banks needs to be booked in a title match. He's lost a lot lately and using wwe logic that makes him number one contender.

I agree it's time for him to be the man if only for one show he may be a jobber but as you can see he's a well liked jobber. You can go lol he's a jobber all you like but I see untapped potential.

[Shisen Kopf]

Robb Banks will be in the hall of fame one day.

[Sixx]

Halford should be world champion.

[Bad News Gertner]

Robb Banks is horrendous. Innovator and Swede Savrd would destroy that hamnegger.

[KIRA]

Robb Banks is horrendous. Innovator and Swede Savrd would destroy that hamnegger.

And I thought you and I were cool!:(

[Savio]

Step 2 complete

[GD]

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[Big Vic]

I don't mind him losing to Cena, I don't thik his FIRST pinfall loss should have been to Cena... I would have had it go to reigns.....or Ryback.... or someone who needed it.

[Maluco]

He is much more if a package than the typical monster, he will be fine.

You could tell before he started taking that he is great. Extremely athletic, as shown by his kicks and that cool headbutt last night, and he is still just a rookie.

Couple that with the fact that he is actually great on the mic too, and his look is what guys in the office want, and he will still be a success

[road doggy dogg]

Isn't she being written off to do a movie shortly? Probably the reason

[Schlomey]

I would let her do something like AJ did with Dolph & attach her to a male worker. That could lead to, say Neville (as an example) and Paige going up against Cesaro and Kidd/Nattie. Cesaro and Neville are NXT guys and it could be fun.

[road doggy dogg]

reverse cowgirl

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Maybe attach her to the new Alliance of Sheamus and Bad News Barret.

[Innovator]

Whatever she's cool with.

[screech]

Screech Around™ for sure

[Jazzy Foot]

I want to lick custard off her body

[Sixx]

Fuck her brains out on a tanning bed.

[Kris P Lettus]

power bomb the shit out of her

[Curtis]

Awkwardly attempt to talk to her, while trying not to stare at her hoping that she somehow initiates sex with me and I get lucky while sweating profusely.
:(

[Chimera]

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Matty Boyle takes revenge on Xacutor this week after Xacutor destroyed his office! This is one of the most vicuious brawls ive ever seen in wrestling. This could be an MMA match.

I am STUNNED.

Matty Boyle could be a UFC guy...I wish he'd wrestle more in CHW.

I never expected him to be such a MONSTER.

[Kris P Lettus]

Best MMA fight I've ever seen

[Shisen Kopf]

Brutal fight. One of the best fights ever. It was like watching Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee fight. So good.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1740073/bruce-lee-beats-chuck-norris-o.gif

[Simple Fan]

Can you even call those power bombs. Lol at the love taps they kept giving Xacutor. What was with the dude in all black dressed like a thief just swinging at the air.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

#HABM or GTFO!

[Schlomey]

who throws a shoe? Seriously!?

[Chimera]

who throws a shoe? Seriously!?

It makes for good heat and shows how mad Matty Boyle was at Xacutor. It was a sigbn of disrespect...I think it was an awesome moment personally...something unique.

What was with the dude in all black dressed like a thief just swinging at the air.

That's Robb Banks, hes a jobber.

Anyway Im back from my hard earned vacation and am going to bring fresh CHW Pro news soon!
Stay tuned for more!!!

[Chimera]

Results are IN for those unable to attend live!

Xristo Diavlo def. Robb Banks
Young Generation def. Nathan Naturals & Khaos {Tag Match}
Goliath def. A Staff Member.
Agent X def. CS Wilken
Nikky Chance def. Scythe
David Storm (c) def. Innovator {2/3 Tables Match}

Highlights of the main event with David Storm and Innovator are up on Facebook!
https://www.facebook.com/CHWpros

CHECK IT OUT NOW

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So Nikky is obviously the number one contender now.

[Chimera]

So Nikky is obviously the number one contender now.

Agent X can also make that claim.

3 way with Agent X, David Storm and Nikky Chance?

Sounds like an awesome match :)

[Shisen Kopf]

Results are IN for those unable to attend live!

Xristo Diavlo def. Robb Banks
Young Generation def. Nathan Naturals & Khaos {Tag Match}
Goliath def. A Staff Member.
Agent X def. CS Wilken
Nikky Chance def. Scythe
David Storm (c) def. Innovator {2/3 Tables Match}

Highlights of the main event with David Storm and Innovator are up on Facebook!
https://www.facebook.com/CHWpros

CHECK IT OUT NOW

Man, Robb Banks is getting no respect. That's some bullshit. He should quit and join UFC. He should be champ. Also, bad booking of the Hitler's Grandkid "Cock Sucker" Wilken. He shouldn't be losing this soon. He just joined the fed. You wanna see good booking check out Real Deal

[Schlomey]

It was a quote from Austin Powers.

[NormanSmiley]

fuck canada

[Chimera]

fuck canada

Oh because CHW has matches in Canada?
CHW is a worldwide promotion. U might as well say Fuck The World, which funny thing is, the name of the current CHW tag team champions!

[Jordan]

LOL

[Bad News Gertner]

I love CHW so much

[youreSAWFT]

Oh because CHW has matches in Canada?
CHW is a worldwide promotion. U might as well say Fuck The World, which funny thing is, the name of the current CHW tag team champions!
Jesus christ you make me want to slit my fucking wrists.

[Simple Fan]

Oh because CHW has matches in Canada?
CHW is a worldwide promotion. U might as well say Fuck The World, which funny thing is, the name of the current CHW tag team champions!

My yard is plenty big enough, $500 dollars and you can put on a show in my backyard.

[rad dggy dg]

the only earth shattering around here is when poopfromweiner dude takes a shit

am I right or what

[rad dggy dg]

hey everyone it s me rad dggy dg

[Bad News Gertner]

Hey Rad!

[#1-norm-fan]

Robb Banks is the Daniel Bryan of CHW. When will these guys listen to the fans?

[DaveWadding]

I'd let her sit on my face.

[Jazzy Foot]

My theories:

1) John Cena (very likely);targeting him for his 'love' of the USA and US title and wants to take it away from him possibly by costing him his match at Extreme Rules.

2) Daniel Bryan (very likely); might be threatening to kidnap Brie Bella in order to coax Bryan into a feud?

3) Seth Rollins (possible but unlikely); wants to take away his love of the title but unlikely given feud with Orton.

4) Sting (highly unlikely); in the vein of Undertaker.

[Rollermacka]

#HABM or GTFO!

Seriously, where are my new HABM videos? That guy has like 4 different profiles on here and is still lacking

Oh because CHW has matches in Canada?
CHW is a worldwide promotion. U might as well say Fuck The World, which funny thing is, the name of the current CHW tag team champions!

How is CHW a "worldwide promotion"? Do they do shows all across the world in different countries/ on different continents? Do they have television deals with networks in other countries? How are they worldwide?

[Simple Fan]

The world wide web means your a global promotion don't you know.

[Jazzy Foot]

unless I missed something on the Raw vignette?

[Ruien]

Undertaker.

[Ruien]

Goldust probably.

[poopfromweiner dude]

THE RICKYT DEAD MAN

[Ruien]

Maybe himself.

[Big Vic]

Hopefully its undertaker again, so he can get a win over him.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Roman Reigns

[XL]

Orton.

[Emperor Smeat]

This guy:
http://i.imgur.com/KHbt2ap.gif

Non-joke answer, probably Reigns (after his Big Show feud is over) or Bryan (after his current IC feud is done).

[Simple Fan]

Stsrdust , he going to scare him back to Cody. Cody will then take on a paranoid scared gimmick.

[#1-norm-fan]

Eh. Whoever it is, he needs to go over. So hopefully not Reigns. Taker didn't look too bad at WrestleMania. A casket match between the two so Wyatt can get his win back and save face a LITTLE would be ideal I think.

[#1-norm-fan]

Orton.

Actually wanted to see this feud months ago culminate in a WrestleMania match. I feel like their personalities would just fit so well together in an extended feud and the matches would be outstanding.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

#HABM in this?

[Shisen Kopf]

fuck yeah he is at 47:30 woooooo #HABM! he could kick everyone's ass in CHW except maybe Robb Banks

[Bad News Gertner]

Fucking yes! More kick ass backyard feds!

[Shisen Kopf]

Think he's calling out #HABM

[Big Vic]

Bray <s>should</s> will just Attack someone and ruin their match.

[Volare]

Would be awesome if it was a diva he kidnapped and "turned" into Sister Abigale or the living spirit of, etc. etc. Anyways something badass along those lines.

[Ultra Mantis]

From the clues in his RAW promo I'm going to have to place Jimmy Uso or Tyson Kidd as my prime suspects.

Bray Wyatt is going to be the main villain of Total Divas next season.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I don't see why Bray would just drop his desire to destroy The Undertaker. The only way that makes sense is if Taker beat him up so much that he doesn't want a piece anymore. Tough, Bray.

[Sepholio]

Yea but are any of us really expecting Taker in another match so soon?

[TyroneZeus25]

That promo is awesome. I'm so excited for Crash Course. I love TWA!

[Frank Drebin]

http://www.timetableimages.com/i-lab/twl27.jpg

[TyroneZeus25]

We want more #HABM. Where is EzekialKane?!?!

[Chimera]

Good wrestling action, thanks for the share...

[Chimera]

Seriously, where are my new HABM videos? That guy has like 4 different profiles on here and is still lacking



How is CHW a "worldwide promotion"? Do they do shows all across the world in different countries/ on different continents? Do they have television deals with networks in other countries? How are they worldwide?

CHW has had shows held in different countries and towns and there shows are watched by fans from all countries

[Kris P Lettus]

International Domination

[Chimera]

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CHW Pro is trucking out with another HUGE live event coming up in May!

Agent X laid out the challenge to champion David Storm. Storm is yet to lose...will the veteran Agent X be able to take down the high flying fan favorite?

MATT RAGE, a CHW LEGEND is also going to step back into the ring to take the fight to INNOVATOR.
You can also expect more matches to be announce in the next few days, The Young Generation...XRISTO DIAVLO and CS WILKEN are definitely confirmed.

Who do you guys want to see on CHW Pro? Id love to see Matty Boyle.

Here is a video of Agent X laying out the challenge to David Storm.

https://www.facebook.com/CHWpros/videos/693799584061938/

This match will go IN HISTORY!

[road doggy dogg]

all right as cute as this all has been, can one of the mods seriously start handling this

[Rollermacka]

CHW has had shows held in different countries and towns and there shows are watched by fans from all countries

What countries have they held shows in?

[Kris P Lettus]

How much to buy an ad on your flyer?

[Ruien]

3 double cheeseburgers from McDonald's to feed that fat guy in the video.

[loopydate]

Why did the Paige thread get merged into this? I came to see the newly cleaned-up backtard shit and found a section about fucking on a tanning bed. Took me a second to realize where I'd read that before and was horrified that somebody was talking about Miniak or some shit.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What countries have they held shows in?

Assuming America and Canada.

[Chimera]

What countries have they held shows in?

CHW has held shows in both USA and Canada and in different US states, east/west coast and in Canada.

[Simple Fan]

What states? When does the CHW In Your Backyard tour start?

[Chimera]

What states? When does the CHW In Your Backyard tour start?

CHW has put on shows in California, Texas, New Jersey and Florida.

CHW is not touring right now as far as I know especially with CHW Pro comitments the stars have now

[Chimera]

What are some rematches you want to see?

In CHW I want to see DEVASTATOR take on Ric "The Mic" Roberts again.

Last time they met...well I'll let the pictures show you

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In WWE, Id love to see another Taker/Brock match.

[road doggy dogg]

Your mother vs the coat hanger

[Shisen Kopf]

Would really like to see Miniak vs Devastator in a cheeseburger eating contest.

[Mercenary]

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Will destroy you all!

[Rollermacka]

So I don't get it...... did EzekielCassat make another new profile and start posting HABM videos again?

[rad dggy dg]

I want in tag team turmoil and Jabba refuses to add me

Boycott

[Mercenary]

http://nwaeast-ucw.webs.com/Becca%20bleeding.jpg


Coming for you!

[KIRA]

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Will destroy you all!

Dusty gained all his weight back.....and got tatted up!

[Rollermacka]

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Check this out guys.

First off, I'll help you by embedding the video. Second, did the announcer just no sell a chokeslam.... from a guy shorter than him?

[EzekielKane]

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I'm back from a hard earned vacation and I just went to check out how my favorite backyard promotion is doing and I am in shock at what the quality of the product they are producing are!

TWA is also selling T-Shirts at shopTWA.spreadshirt.com

This episode of TWA is the definition of "must-see".

Thank you for watching TWA!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9jkSbuRYV7NlCkxVDewvGQ

See the full channel for UP TO DATE action.

Also TWA is now selling T-Shirtz.

shopTWA.spreadshirt.com

Buy one! Imagine if TWA or one of the TWA guys ever makes it big on TV, your shirt from his "backyard days" might be worth millions. Imagine if you had a Mick Foley shirt from back when he wrestled in a backyard. You'd be set for LIFE.

So buy a shirt!

shopTWA.spreadshirt.com


What do you guys think of Luke Knight's new look and evolution? I think Luke Knight really looks like a big time star with his new look...such a huge difference from his "one eye browed fuck" days.

[KIRA]

Ugh picked one of the worst Korn songs for theme music too.

And the fans sound like a canned studio audience recording

I hate it when short people use moves like the chokeslam it looks painfully stupid

[The CyNick]

Booking of Bray has been odd to say the least.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That link just goes to Spreadshirt. #HABM needs a shirt.

[Shisen Kopf]

http://www.patentanwalt-paderborn.de/bilder/logo_habm.gif

[Damian Rey]

That link just goes to Spreadshirt. #HABM needs a shirt.

They don't make them in his size.

[Rollermacka]

Ugh picked one of the worst Korn songs for theme music too.

And the fans sound like a canned studio audience recording

I hate it when short people use moves like the chokeslam it looks painfully stupid

If the HABM had done a chokeslam it would of been epic...

[The MAC]

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[TyroneZeus25]

http://twashop.spreadshirt.com
That's the website. #HABM has a shirt, I just ordered 3! I also have a Luke Knight shirt on the way! TWA is awesome

[#1-norm-fan]

I just watched this a few months ago. Morton Downey Jr. was hilarious in an annoying dipshit kind of way.

[Shisen Kopf]

you guys need to tell him to drop the Jericho Styles gimmick, have him go total heel and bash cinder blocks over the entire real deal roster. He can them proclaim himself as #HABM. I would buy that shirt.

[Ruien]

Whow. That takes actual effort to put together right? Like, do you think anyone actually ordered anything off their website ever? Seems kind of strange to put that much effort into this.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

#HABM isn't even on the shirt. The fuck you trying to pull here? We know full well he can't do a superkick to somebody's face. Feet to mid-chest area maybe.

#HABM

Hero is a Half-man!

Midget Power.

[Simple Fan]

The mad dog shirt was rthe only one I liked but it wasn't worth $15.50.

[Clerk]

Might be after Paige for vampire tits. Paige Wyatt

[Chimera]

So you can see in this EXCLUSIVE video footage from CHW DANGER ZONE, the legendary CHW original, MATT RAGE is about to step into the ring ONE MORE TIME to take on INNOVATOR.

This is gonna be a REALLY heated match....

Innovator made the following controversial comment on Facebook,

Matt rage, you may have got the better of me at Danger Zone, after I had a tables match. I guarantee though, you step in the ring with the innovator again, the outcome is gonna be very different. You think your cancer treatment was painful? Well I'm gonna bring pain to a whole new level for you!!!!

Do you think this was going too far? I think so...Matt Rage beating Cancer was one of the greatest moments in CHW history and Innovator really shouldn't have gone there, but I guess MATT RAGE was okay with it...

Watch this hot video

https://www.facebook.com/CHWpros/videos/695387243903172/

I think this will be the best CHW PRO match yet.

[Rammsteinmad]

What channel is CHW on? I only have Sky Sports. When will we see MATT RAGE on Raw or Smackdown?

[road doggy dogg]

Gee, it's almost like the higher-ups anticipated something like this happening when they decided not to push him to the moon

[Shisen Kopf]

An anagram for MATT RAGE is MEGA TART. He should use that instead.

[Nark Order]

Inno has never told me about his participation in CHW.

[Theo Dious]

Gee, it's almost like the higher-ups anticipated something like this happening when they decided not to push him to the moon

No I'm pretty sure it's because they abhor happiness and dnjoy seeing people disappointed and touch themselves while thinking about depriving people of what they want.

[slik]

it's very possible :(

[rad dggy dg]

I don't give a shit about Daniel Bryan, goat looking turnip pusher

just kidding guys its me rad dggy dg and that is not my real opinion my real opinion is that daniel bryan is one of the greatest of alltime sorry for leading you all on in a negative way earlier it was a joke you see

[rad dggy dg]

also, owen

please call your father i am worried about you son

you are my son damn it and I am here for you

[rad dggy dg]

I know we had our fight about you fornicating on my living room couch with your girlfriend but it's ok, I just want you to come home damn it

[Vastardikai]

I had heard reports that it was a concussion.

[rad dggy dg]

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[Simple Fan]

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes. Hopefully for his health reasons he retires soon. Not a fan of his but don't want to see him hurt himself, he had a hell of a run and there is no shame in hanging the boots up.

[owenbrown]

I know we had our fight about you fornicating on my living room couch with your girlfriend but it's ok, I just want you to come home damn it

Who the hell are you because my dad doesn't hardly use the Internet nor does he know about TPWW so obviously you're a fucking liar.

[Dukelorange]

Its like that sometimes when careers are cut off when they are peaking. Edge, Owen Hart, Cory Graves to some degree, and what we thought was HBK, are some of the ones that preceded him.m

Three of them are in the HOF, so he would be in good company.

[rad dggy dg]

Who the hell are you because my dad doesn't hardly use the Internet nor does he know about TPWW so obviously you're a fucking liar.


dont you talk to me like that boy

[owenbrown]

Fuck you sock account :fu:

[Simple Fan]

If Rage's finisher isn't the Cancer Treatment it should be. If he beat cancer he can whip the whole CHW, RealDeal, and TWA rosters in a single match. Make it happen interpromotional backyard battle royal, going to need a pretty big yard though.

[Chimera]

That would suck, but for his health, I hope he retires before he gets serious HURT!
This reminds me of the retirement of Eric D in CHW...a man who was on the verge of his career and retired too early. I know he retired into bodybuilding but its a huge shame to have lost him

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4XMPJaS2Xd4/maxresdefault.jpg

Honestly since WWE likes to sign body builders, I wouldn't be surprised to see Eric D show up on RAW one day

[rad dggy dg]

Fuck you sock account :fu:

don't make me get the belt i am not too old to take you over my knee

show me some respect damn it

[rad dggy dg]

hey everyone its me rad dggy dg and i apologize for the crude behavior of my son owen

he is a good kid, he just gets lost sometimes

[NormanSmiley]

"I hate that DB is smaller than me and that he got over with fans. I hate that he worked at his craft while I sat posting on the internet in my early 20's, so I hope he gets hurt and I never have to watch him again." _typical internet "fan"

[Jazzy Foot]

I don't think it's a case of WWE/powers that be/Vince hoping and wishing for his career to end early or deliberately putting him down because of his size etc. They were well aware of his immense popularity and would have not wanted to slay the golden goose laying the eggs as it were. Hence he got the major pushes and title runs. Despite being stripped of the title he had 3 WWE title reigns and a WHC title run which a lot more than many others could have hoped or wished for (e.g. Goldberg, Piper, Scot Hall, Ted Dibiase, British Bulldog, Mr Perfect etc).

We shouldn't write the obituary just yet though but it does seem ominous.

furthermore, I don't believe the injuries are as a result of him being small as there have been small/smaller wrestlers who have managed to take hard knocks etc. E.g. Rey Mysterio, Eddie, Jericho, dare I mention him Benoit. etc.

It's just fate and how cruel it can be.

[Maluco]

I don't think it's a case of WWE/powers that be/Vince hoping and wishing for his career to end early or deliberately putting him down because of his size etc. They were well aware of his immense popularity and would have not wanted to slay the golden goose laying the eggs as it were. Hence he got the major pushes and title runs. Despite being stripped of the title he had 3 WWE title reigns and a WHC title run which a lot more than many others could have hoped or wished for (e.g. Goldberg, Piper, Scot Hall, Ted Dibiase, British Bulldog, Mr Perfect etc).

We shouldn't write the obituary just yet though but it does seem ominous.

furthermore, I don't believe the injuries are as a result of him being small as there have been small/smaller wrestlers who have managed to take hard knocks etc. E.g. Rey Mysterio, Eddie, Jericho, dare I mention him Benoit. etc.

It's just fate and how cruel it can be.

I wouldn't say it was down to fate as you say. I think his style has a lot to do with it. It is so hard hitting and high impact, and that sort of think takes its toll no matter who you are.

He has been quite foolish coming back the way he did and not changing his style at all, although maybe its a case of the damage being done already, it might not have made much difference.

Benoit would have arguably ended up the same way if he had lived, and some would say it was his hard hitting style that contributed to his demise.

[Jazzy Foot]

I wouldn't say it was down to fate as you say. I think his style has a lot to do with it. It is so hard hitting and high impact, and that sort of think takes its toll no matter who you are.

He has been quite foolish coming back the way he did and not changing his style at all, although maybe its a case of the damage being done already, it might not have made much difference.

Benoit would have arguably ended up the same way if he had lived, and some would say it was his hard hitting style that contributed to his demise.

Perhaps yes Bryan at the best of times can be reckless with his moves. But I don't think his size made him more vulnerable/weaker etc.

One thing that bothers me is that I felt he came back from injury way too soon and imo should have sat out the RR and Fast Lane and heck even Mania.

I'm the sure the fans would rather have had a 100% fit Bryan than only 40% and then being pulled from big matches because of his injury risk.

Part if not the vast majority of the blame needs to be at Bryan's door rather than WWE booking etc.

[Fox]

You can't fly through the middle ropes head first every single fucking night and not expect bad things to happen and careers to be shortened. I would rather see Bryan eliminate moves like his suicide dives and flying headbutts and maniac running dropkicks in the corner than see him cut his career so short.

But yeah, it's probably only a matter of time til we get the "It's been a great ride," speech.

[Wrestlemania]

Bryan is a faggot. and needs to shave he looks like a HOBO
every week.

[NormanSmiley]

^^^ there he is

[KIRA]

Perhaps yes Bryan at the best of times can be reckless with his moves. But I don't think his size made him more vulnerable/weaker etc.

One thing that bothers me is that I felt he came back from injury way too soon and imo should have sat out the RR and Fast Lane and heck even Mania.

I'm the sure the fans would rather have had a 100% fit Bryan than only 40% and then being pulled from big matches because of his injury risk.

Part if not the vast majority of the blame needs to be at Bryan's door rather than WWE booking etc.

I was thinking the same he seems like a thoughtful guy so it's weird that he rushed back I think there was a lot of truth in what he said about his father passing and wrestling being a way to deal with it like when you throw yourself into your work after a big loss but I'm speculating so...

[Fignuts]

Daniel Bryan is perfectly fine, you guys.

Yeah, God forbid if one guy on the roster doesn't eat meat like everyone else. As far as I can tell he's in as good a shape as he's ever been. I wonder if the real reason, what with rumors of the Bellas leaving could be him wanting go try and start a family and just not have to deal with being away from his family for 300+ days a year.

Doctor DAMNiNATOR has watched Bryan from his couch, and given him a clean bill of health. No need to worry about that.

What we do really need to worry about are all the anti-vegan suits in the boardroom that are clearly behind this injustice.

[CSL]

CM Punk is going to sue DAMN iNATOR

[KIRA]

How does Bryan being a Vegan have any bearing on any of this?

[Wrestlemania]

http://s30.postimg.org/c8im97ku9/bryan.jpg

[Rollermacka]

I guess I'll ask the question I know we all wanna know the answer to.... Is the HABM gonna send in a video into Tough Enough?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

#HABM IS TOUGH ENOUGH!

But you should dude. Booker was a judge last time he could sway you to the victory.

[Nark Order]

Gee, it's almost like the higher-ups anticipated something like this happening when they decided not to push him to the moon

This post is maddening.

[Innovator]

I'm fine if Bryan has to give it up. I'm fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired.

[Theo Dious]

How does Bryan being a Vegan have any bearing on any of this?

Maybe if he'd eaten a steak once in a while he wouldn't be as brittle as an Etheopian child!

Meh who knows. Vegans are teh suck but I don't have the fancy learning to say either way.

[Theo Dious]

This post is maddening.

Explain why? It's inconceivable that someone thought thst given his style and previous career that he might not be able to shoulder the load physically?

[Wrestlemania]

While people are moaning about this thread, I want to know
how many people on here are actually fat, and are still virgins?
Because I'm betting my life savings that most of the main posters are.

[Theo Dious]

I am somewhat overweight and while I have engaged in sexual intercourse with women it has been woefully infrequent.

[road doggy dogg]

I am a huge fat virgin.

[Wrestlemania]

I am a huge fat virgin.

While you might be a virgin, I strongly think that your gay, and you lost your gay virginity to your father. It all happened over a drunken dispute.

[drave]

We have an edgy badass on our hands. Watch out tpww, we have never seen anyone like this before!


RDD - you got served BRUH!

[Wrestlemania]

We have an edgy badass on our hands. Watch out tpww, we have never seen anyone like this before!


RDD - you got served BRUH!

He got served in the ass. I know that much.

[rad dggy dg]

I am a huge fat virgin.

lol

[rad dggy dg]

owen, I don't even care about the time with that tranny you picked up at dollar general, just come home damn it

I am your father for pete's sake damn it

[Simple Fan]

He got served in the ass. I know that much.

So you can confirm this? Were you there, or were you the one serving his ass. Either way makes you gay dude.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Well this thread went downhill quickly.

[Wrestlemania]

So you can confirm this? Were you there, or were you the one serving his ass. Either way makes you gay dude.

Your intimation is not working on me bro.

[Shadrick]

Ryback.

[Innovator]

Anyone care at this point?

[Simple Fan]

Yea I do Bray is still one of my favorite characters

[#1-norm-fan]

Ugh. I hope it's not Ryback. Both guys need to be on the rise and regaining credibility before getting knocked down again.

[Lock Jaw]

Who else would you like to see, then?

[rad dggy dg]

I think he's talking to STacy Kiebler.

Bray Wyatt vs STacy Kiebler at PAYBACK

[#1-norm-fan]

I actually wouldn't mind Reigns. I know it would end up with Reigns going over in the feud and them not finding a way to make Wyatt come out looking strong... but I'd be able to root for them to put him over at least. And Reigns has actually been made to look strong. Unlike with Wyatt and Ryback where even if they did wanna use one to put the other over (which is inevitable because I don't think WWE is capable of having two guys come out of a feud looking stronger) then it wouldn't be that effective because neither guy looks all that great right now.

[rad dggy dg]

"Stacy you think you are a real tough cookie with a long history of breaking little hearts like the one in me. Well hit me with your best shot"

- Bray Wyatt

[Lock Jaw]

I think Ryback still looks fairly "strong"... he's won most of his matches since coming back, right? They may not be matches that really matter to anything, but at least he wins. Unlike a certain Dean Ambrose.

[slik]

Ryback/Wyatt
Kane/Reigns

Yep, the future is looking super interesting here WWE...

[#1-norm-fan]

I think Ryback still looks fairly "strong"... he's won most of his matches since coming back, right? They may not be matches that really matter to anything, but at least he wins. Unlike a certain Dean Ambrose.

He hasn't done enough to regain any credibility really. He loses anytime it matters. So now if he's gonna be put in a feud that's intended to matter... meh. Beating up guys like Adam Rose isn't enough to make a guy come off as a serious threat after what he's spent the majority of the last couple years doing.

[Lock Jaw]

More of a threat than a Dean Ambrose

[#1-norm-fan]

Those are very low standards.

[Wrestlemania]

Sting: He want's to make a point, Sting accepts and loses again.

Triple H: You know he loves being in the spotlight haha.

Nobody else... WWE is going bankrupt baby

[Fignuts]

A year ago, Wyatt was one of, if not my favorite guy on the roster.

Now I couldn't care less about him.

Good job WWE.

[Fignuts]

Jesus fucking christ I miss Funky Fly.

[Fignuts]

or more specifically

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002742813/5530881497_Banhammer_xlarge.jpeg

[KIRA]

NO,NO Just found out there is a backyard promotion really close to me some girl from their promotion found out I was an MLP fan and a wrestling fan

I REFUSE TO GET INVOLVED with that shit :nono:

[Jazzy Foot]

So Ryback apparently. Great sets the mind alight.

I wish it was Sting actually so he can get a victory.

[parkmania]

If it's not Ryback, what about Mark Henry?

"You can lift all the weights in the world, but in the end it won't matter at all" could be playing into WSM.

[#1-norm-fan]

I wouldn't mind Mark Henry. Would be a fine rebound after Taker assuming they actually commit to Wyatt's long term push this time. Also, it would kinda fit into Wyatt's personality to wanna feud with the "world's strongest man".

[Shadrick]

Fan. Face it. WWE has fucked up Fandango. They've fucked up Ryback, and they're slowly fucking up Bray too.

[#1-norm-fan]

When did you surpass me as the most negative man on TPWW?

[#1-norm-fan]

You're right on all fronts though. Potential megastars being wasted away this generation. They're pretty fucked when Cena and the part-timers leave.

[DAMN iNATOR]

CM Punk is going to sue DAMN iNATOR

Oh, shit...I totally forgot I promised to produce, deliver and distribute those ice cream bars with his likeness and give him his "cut"...probably gonna send his "goons" to break my knees now...:(

[Black Widow]

Can't wait to hear all Rybores fat jokes about Bray.

Actually i wont be paying attention to this stupid feud!

[rad dggy dg]

hey dill pickle you dont have a thread for payback 2015 so just make your prediction or shut it

[youreSAWFT]

DDDDAMMMNNNN the people no one likes or cares about are fighting!

[Rollermacka]

NO,NO Just found out there is a backyard promotion really close to me some girl from their promotion found out I was an MLP fan and a wrestling fan

I REFUSE TO GET INVOLVED with that shit :nono:

Girl huh..... is she hot?

[Chimera]

So, CHW Pro has signed some new names that have never stepped foot in the yard!
Weve seen these guars tear up the ring...but I know what on everybody's mind is : How would they do in yard?

So, lets have a poll!

Who would you like to see in the yard?

1. http://www.chwpro.com/uploads/2/5/4/6/25465882/9720021.jpg

2. http://www.chwpro.com/uploads/2/5/4/6/25465882/7879521_orig.jpg

3. http://www.chwpro.com/uploads/2/5/4/6/25465882/891359.jpg

4. http://www.chwpro.com/uploads/2/5/4/6/25465882/4871612_orig.jpg

[Seth82]

somehow I doubt Double A would waste his time here.

He still maintains Kayfabe to this day.

[Shisen Kopf]

Cock Sucker Wilken. The Nazi blow job champ is gonna blow it dude. Need to sign #habm ASAP.

[Chimera]

Cock Sucker Wilken. The Nazi blow job champ is gonna blow it dude. Need to sign #habm ASAP.

I agree on the HABM part, it would be hilarious to watch J Styles in CHW.
CS Wilken is a really cool guy tho, stop with the lame jokes please. He actually posted here, don't scare him off.

[slik]

what does HABM stand for

[Chimera]

what does HABM stand for

I dunno...hardly a big man?

[Simple Fan]

Heavily Armored Battle Midget.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

NO,NO Just found out there is a backyard promotion really close to me some girl from their promotion found out I was an MLP fan and a wrestling fan

I REFUSE TO GET INVOLVED with that shit :nono:

Gotta have standards man. I mean Ponies are serious business.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

But seriously is she hot?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

what does HABM stand for

Heavily Armored Battle Midget!
Heavily Armored Battle Midget!
Heavily Armored Battle Midget!

Hero is a Half-Man

Midget Power.

[Chimera]

WOW.

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This match has lived up to all the hype and MORE. Roberts and Chance have put IT ALL OUT in this match! This is the kind of old school asction that brings fans asking for more!

[Sixx]

Nikky Chance's got the best wrestling gear ever.

[Sixx]

That fat lady (Nikky's girlfriend, was it?) should get a custom made championship corset.

[drave]

Horrible.

[Rollermacka]

CHW has put up some pics on facebook


https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11060933_973569462677968_3425959645338382579_n.jpg?oh=d9e156bf0bb20bcae88b8a5237983d3c&oe=55CAEB36\\

love this one of REAL Nathan Naturals CHOKESLAMMING Xacutor threw a table

That's suppose to be a chokeslam?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

http://youtu.be/2AT5XTG0qUw

Check out this good show!

#HABM is banned from the arena? Good show? Get the fuck out of here. #HABM or GTFO! GTFO!

Also you're supposed to fade music out during an intro not just shut it off to nothing you idiots.

[Mercenary]

fuck this thread

[The Condor]

Sexual Chocolate- Mark Henry was not really known for anything but his weight and being the lamest member of the Nation before he started hitting on Chyna and running with this gimmick through 1999. Obviously, it went to a weird place and all, but I loved it and it really put Mark on the map as far as I am concerned.

Positively Page-- This gimmick was a good thing.

[The Condor]

His ceiling is not nearly as high as his floor is low. He might have a token bad guy run with a mid card title or even the big belt, but with his character and moveset it will be short lived and unimpactful. Without major character development he can find himself in Khali-Santino territory by Summerslam 2015.

I have an icky feeling that I may be right...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Irwin R. Shyster otherwise known as I..R..S!

A bad gimmick is made good because the guy total sells that it isn't a bad gimmick. It takes 100 percent dedication to make a bad gimmick work with an audience. Nothing was going to deter Mike Rotundo from making you belief he was an IRS agent trying to get WWE superstars and fans to pay their fair share in taxes. He was a true believer in himself and that's what it takes to succeed in professional wrestling.

The Red Rooster could have made it work if he gave it his all but he thought it was a slight and never tried to take it seriously. Had he done that we might have been part of his Rooster Rooters. We'll never know because we never believed that the Red Rooster wasn't just Terry Taylor with a red splotch on his hair who danced around a little bit like he was the cock of the walk. It didn't work and what made it worse is that he was always stuck with horrible gimmicks for the rest of his career. He couldn't make being the Computerized Man of the 1990s work, The Taylor Made Man, Terrific Terry Taylor or anything else work. I did like the Computerized Man of the 1990s Terrance Taylor but he didn't take that seriously or apply himself to make it work.

[DaveWadding]

Anyone remember Barry "hole in one" Darsow? He'd bring a putting green to the ring and make a jobber attempt a putt, and then nail the jobber with a putter after the dude missed the putt?

WCW Saturday Night 2000 gold my friend.

Lol I was also a big High Voltage fan

Anything Darsow did post-Demolition was pretty much golden.

[NormanSmiley]

fuck this thread

[Chimera]

http://www.chwpro.com/uploads/2/5/4/6/25465882/8874784.jpg

CHW Battlefield is around around the corner!

The folloeing match have been announced!!!!!

http://www.chwpro.com/uploads/2/5/4/6/25465882/680033_orig.jpg

David Storm VERSUS Agent X.

Agent X has laid out the challenge to the reigning CHW Pro Wotld Champion, the unexpected DAVID STORM! Agent X has been on a real roll as of late and he is hungry for a chance to cement himself as a CHW Pro Main Eventer. However David Storm is yet to taste defeat in CHW Pro. Can the monstrous Agent X be stopped by David Storms quick feet and technical know how or will The Storm end ?

http://www.chwpro.com/uploads/2/5/4/6/25465882/4044215_orig.jpg

Innovator Vs Matt Rage.

Innovator. Matt Rage.

What else needs to be said?

Two absolute LEGENDS. There is literal nuclear heat between these two men that went over the top lately in CHW. Matt Rage will return to the ring as he steps between the ropes to take on a very angry...and VIOLENT master of violence...INNOVATOR!

This match will surely be RATED R.

http://www.chwpro.com/uploads/2/5/4/6/25465882/2404049_orig.jpg

SKORPION VS NIKKY CHANCE

This is my personal match that Im looking to. As a HUGE fan of SKORPION I cant wait for the big monsters return against Nikky Chance. Chance has been on a streak lately but SKORPION is a huge challenge and this huge monster is hard to stop and nearly impossible to hurt!

Nikky is a squirmy guy but I don't think he can stand any chance to beat a monster like SKORPION. I expect to see a lot of violence in this match and Skorpion to come out on top of Nikky at the end of the match.

But you never know...

So witch one of the matches are you most looking forward to?

[Mercenary]

Well to be honest. I'm more into taking a knife, and jabbing my eyes out than watch this shit.

[Simple Fan]

Rage is the only one I'm a fan of.

[Chimera]

Rage is the only one I'm a fan of.

Do u think matt is gonna have ring rust after being not wrestling for a while?

[KIRA]

Girl huh..... is she hot?

I didn't think about that(you're kinda asking the wrong guy)..she was nice looking,her southern drawl was adorable

I saw the um "talent" for their little operation they all look like they are on the verge of heart failure the girl was the only one who looked like she took part in any kind of exercise.

Really sloppy match-ups and bone stupid people taking chairs to the head throwing up your hands was something they frown on.

[Simple Fan]

Do u think matt is gonna have ring rust after being not wrestling for a while?

Ring rust lol.

[KIRA]

Gotta have standards man. I mean Ponies are serious business.

My fondness for rainbow colored ponies is to be kept separate from my rasslin at all times.

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/V9H4dJ4.gif

[Damian Rey]

They should have Agent XXL and the Real Fat Nathan Natural compete in a last man standing all you can eat buffet match.

[Heyman]

Skorpion's breasts have given me an erection.

[Heyman]

Skorpion's breasts have given me an erection.

#NoHomo

[Chimera]

http://www.chwpro.com/uploads/2/5/4/6/25465882/9885878_orig.jpg


THATS RIGHT, CHW PRO HAS JUST LET OUT THE GOOD NEWS


IT IS CONFIRMED


XRISTO DIAVLO WILL STEP INTO THE RING WITH ROBB BANKS!


IT WILL BE A NO-DQ MATCH...MIGHT AS WELL CALL IT A WAR!


" After being beaten within an inch of his life at CHW Danger Zone at the hands of Xristo DIavlo, Robb Banks has challenged him to a re-match at Battlefield.


"The Metal Messiah" has accepted under one condition... that they play by HIS rules: No Disqualification.


This Match has been signed by the owner, Matty Boyle and will not be for the faint at heart. Don't miss it, fans! "


I CANT WAIT TO SEE XRISTO KICK OFF CHW PRO BATTLEFIELD. THIS FORMER CHW CLASSIC CHAMPION IS SURE TO SHAKE THINGS IN THE RING LIVE AT "St. Andrew's Hall" at 75 15th ave in Lachine, Quebec, Canada!!!!!!!!!!


This is why I LOVE CHW. The fans asked for THE METAL MESSIAH XRISTO DIAVLO/ROBB BANKS rematch and CHW listens to the fans and GIVES. THEM. WHAT. THEY. WANT!!!!!

[Ruien]

Why can't we just ban the sock yet?

[TyroneZeus25]

https://youtu.be/USGoDiZd4vA
TWA does it again with Crash Course. Yes HABM is in this video, his car gets smashed! He defends the World Heavyweight title against his buddy and pal The Daredevil David Snow!

Luke Knight defends the classic title against Cazzam in a must see contest. I remember the Real Deal days when these two went at it and put on some classics.

Jordan The Giant takes on Tyler Smith in another very good must see matchup!
The whole show was fantastic from top to bottom of the card!

[TyroneZeus25]

I hope you guys enjoy the show as much as I did!

[Damian Rey]

My heart goes out to HABM's booster seat

[Destor]

Why can't we just ban the sock yet?

Banning socks is ineffective. Socks are easy to come by after all. Best to make them think their puppeteer act is working. HENCE SUPER THREAD.

[Destor]

("Mod trolling" also works)

[Bad News Gertner]

Who the hell are you because my dad doesn't hardly use the Internet nor does he know about TPWW so obviously you're a fucking liar.

Lol @ this post. Oh owenbrown.

[Shisen Kopf]

YES!

[Chimera]

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The one thing this match didn't do is disappoint! This was INCREDIBLE! THIS MATCH WAS DEFINETELY WORTH the HONOR of being the season finale!
I am NOTT gonna spoil the end for you guys ur just gonna have to watch it for urself!!!

[Shisen Kopf]

Miniak and Nicky Chance should form a tag team called Fat Chance Lolololol. Maybe Cock Sucker Wilken can be their manager.

[Chimera]

Miniak and Nicky Chance should form a tag team called Fat Chance Lolololol. Maybe Cock Sucker Wilken can be their manager.

CS WILKEN IS CHW PRO EXLUSIVE, U WONT SEE HIM ON CARNAGE!

[Chimera]

http://www.chwbackyard.com/uploads/2/5/4/6/25465882/8056229.jpg

Adam Starr is CHW'S SNIOR official!

Here is his biography :

CHW DEBUT:Season 5 (2013)
██████████Referee & Cameraman
FROM:Trenton, New Jersey
BIOGRAPHY:
One of CHW's senior official's since Season 5. Adam has always been involved in wrestling in some capacity. Weather it's behind the camera or in front of it, he will always call things the way he see's them. His first official match in Crazy Hardcore Wrestling was reffing between Nikky Chance and Robb Banks on November 23rd '13.

HE has reffed some of the biggest CHW matches and is pretty charismatic.

Whats ur opinion on ADAM STARR?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Seems like a stand-up guy. I approve. :y:

[Big Vic]

How come you aren't banned?

[Bad News Gertner]

I love Adam Starr. Calls it right down the middle.

[Bad News Gertner]

Holy fuck! Can't wait t finish work so I can watch this!

[slik]

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The one thing this match didn't do is disappoint! This was INCREDIBLE! THIS MATCH WAS DEFINETELY WORTH the HONOR of being the season finale!
I am NOTT gonna spoil the end for you guys ur just gonna have to watch it for urself!!!

22:54 is the best part

[Damian Rey]

Lol at the fat chick running out of gas running halfway up the stairs.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Was pretty good psychologically if it wasn't executed in a backyard. Skipped to the end though. Didn't the owner guy say tables counted as a point in that interview? They goofed. Miniak is tied.

[EzekielKane]

Hello fans and wrestling fans.


I know we all watch U.S wrestling like WWE, TNA, TWA etc...but who here also catches stuff from overseas?


I've recently been watching this outstanding Mexican promotion called TGW.

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These guys have really good production values and outstanding commentary and the action is as GOOD as it GET'S.
I recommend watching this show, TGW Danger Zone and this match in particular: =

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