NFL 2013 Season Thread

[Krimzon7]

Bengals and Seahawks in the Superbowl.

[#1-norm-fan]

You do get to see a lot of it.

Hey, look. It's Mr. "You wanna find a way to make a combative argument" being ironic again. lol

[#1-norm-fan]

Lost in the excitement of playoff seeding and such, Eli Manning played long enough today to throw his 27th interception of the season.

He also ends the season ranked 35th in quarterback rating ahead of only Terrelle Pryor and Geno Smith. lol

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>And he still has 2 more rings than Romo.</font> :)

[ClockShot]

It's here! Black Monday is here!


Get your popcorn ready.

[Kris P Lettus]

lol. ALMOST as good on the road as the Cowboys are in general. Yet you promise "next week will be worse for Philly". You must think the Cowboys are pretty good then to be that cocky about it.


Yes, Saints are ALMOST a .500 team on the road while the Cowboys are a .500 team in general. You can pretend it's because Romo isn't there, because I know that makes you feel better about it (even though yall have had the same record the past three years with Romo).

I am confident the Saints can get a win in Philly. I am also confident that the Cowboys wont get a win next week because they failed at making the playoffs.

[Heisenberg]

It's here! Black Monday is here!


Get your popcorn ready.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/football-insider/files/2013/12/shanahan.jpg

[Heisenberg]

http://dailysnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/830506261.gif

[ClockShot]

First casualty (or second if you include Chudzinski from last night):

Vikings fire Leslie Frasier.

[Krimzon7]

Hey, look. It's Mr. "You wanna find a way to make a combative argument" being ironic again. lol

Yeah, this isn't an argument. It's yet another fact.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_livhi6uXLd1qi7deco1_500.gif

[Krimzon7]

<font color=goldenrod>And he still has 2 more rings than Romo.</font> :)


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[screech]

So when the Eagles win, Dunkin Donuts gives away free coffee. Read on Facebook that a Cowboys fan "will collect her free coffee but not be happy about it."

To me this is a definite REDCARD. Your thoughts?

[Krimzon7]

First casualty (or second if you include Chudzinski from last night):

Vikings fire Leslie Frasier.

Or third, if you count that team that fired that guy that had that stroke during that game.

[Heisenberg]

First casualty (or second if you include Chudzinski from last night):

Vikings fire Leslie Frasier.

Frasier gets fired b/c of Minnesota's crappy QB situation, if he was behind the hiring of poopbag Freeman then so be it I guess.

[Heisenberg]

Not to step on you Clockshot, but I have confirmation that
Mr.https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s403x403/994079_10151961134076263_794975196_n.jpg

IS FIRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEDDDD

[screech]

Lol poopbag

[Innovator]

Not to step on you Clockshot, but I have confirmation that
Mr.https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s403x403/994079_10151961134076263_794975196_n.jpg

IS FIRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEDDDD

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[Heisenberg]

How have I not seen that RGIII gif til now, I passed through his hometown the other day and they took down his Subway billboard that was up at the beginning of this season.

[Krimzon7]

Houston has fired Kubiak
DC has fired Shanahan
Cleveland has fired Chudzinski
Minnesota has fired Fraizer

Who's next?

[screech]

Lions will fire Schwartz.

[Krimzon7]

Let's hope! I would like for Lovie to land there...just so he can stick it to chicago twice a year.

[RP]

Lol Orton, romo'ed.

[Innovator]

Schiano AND GM Mark Dominik FIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRED

[Heisenberg]

Schiano, good riddance. Draft a new QB and start anew Tampa Bay, love their uniforms and hope they get their team together, especially with Doug Martin returning next year

[Heisenberg]

Jim Schwartz is FIREDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Innovator]

NFL HC HOT FUCKING STOOOOOOOOOOVE

[Krimzon7]

(My Guess is that)Schiano lands comfortably at Penn State.

[Krimzon7]

Lovie!!! Get your ass to Detroit!

[Krimzon7]

COME ON MIAMI!!!! GET ON THE BLACK MONDAY PARTAY BUS!!!

[ClockShot]

Would have made a fortune today.

[Heisenberg]

From Ben Tate himself:

"Cleaned out my locker going to miss the guys on this team....we have a lot of good ppl on this team and everyone was cool from the trainers to the equipment guys....always made it a good time while still getting work done. odds are I won't be back but being drafted here I learned a lot that I will carry on for the rest of my career. thank you Htown for all the support..."

Damn man, love Ben Tate and his running, he will be missed down here.

Who would benefit from having this truck diesel smash runner?

[Kris P Lettus]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>1 breaking point for Browns: I'm told a couple weeks back, Chud was told to cut a player (re: accountability) to send a message. He refused.</p>&mdash; Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) <a href="https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/statuses/417636523509420033">December 30, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Heisenberg]

If Hoyer the Destroyer comes back they can have a shot at 7-8 wins, until then it is business as usual in Cleveland.

[Kris P Lettus]

supposedly the two players were weeden and greg little

[James Steele]

Jerry, please fire that ginger sack of horseshit.

[James Steele]

...and kill yourself, too.

[Innovator]

Top quotes from John Mara today:

"The offense is broken"

"I'm not sure why it took us three years to find out Jerrel Jernigan could play."

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>1 breaking point for Browns: I'm told a couple weeks back, Chud was told to cut a player (re: accountability) to send a message. He refused.</p>&mdash; Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) <a href="https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/statuses/417636523509420033">December 30, 2013</a></blockquote>
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supposedly the two players were weeden and greg little

Was really stupid of them to draft Weeden to begin with but cutting him wouldn't have solved anything by that point in the season. Same with Little.

[Kris P Lettus]

The New Orleans Saints Need Popeyes Chicken to Win Postseason Games (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1905620-the-new-orleans-saints-need-popeyes-chicken-to-win-postseason-games)



It’s just a fact: You cannot win in this league without the proper amount of spiced chicken in your diet.

That’s the wisdom coming from columnist Glenn Guilbeau of the Shreveport Times, who spoke with members of the New Orleans Saints as they waited for their postseason opponent to be decided Sunday.

The Saints didn’t know which team they would be facing, but players understood that if they wanted to win on the road in the postseason, they would have to bring back a time-honored franchise tradition.

“Coach has got to give us Popeyes in the plane again,” said Saints wide receiver Robert Meachem. “Everybody’s talking about that.”

Yes—they’ve got to have that chicken. It is the key to the Saints getting the bug off their back and winning on the road, according to Meachem.

“Every road trip in ’09 we had Popeyes,” Meachem said. “Coach needs to bring back the Popeyes. Wherever we play, whoever we play, when we get on the plane—have the Popeyes ready.”

Meachem has a point, considering the Saints went 7-1 on the road during the 2009-10 season and won the first Super Bowl in franchise history.

This season, however, the team’s decision to forgo eating hand-battered chicken at high altitudes has clearly hurt its ability to win on the road. The Saints are 3-5 playing away from the Superdome in 2013, and running back Pierre Thomas believes its time to bring back the tradition.

“We’ve had Popeyes since ’09, but just not this year,” Thomas said. “Oh, we had so much in ’09. Popeyes has been good to us. I think we’ll have Popeyes on the plane this time.”

Considering the Saints haven’t won an away postseason game in franchise history, having Popeyes certainly cannot hurt.

“All we have to do is go to work and keep playing well,” Meachem said.

“And bring the chicken,” interrupted Saints wide receiver Lance Moore.

Hear that, Saints fans? Sounds like a hashtag and a rallying call all in one.



#BringtheChicken

[ClockShot]

Tebow to ESPN. Signs on as an analyst for SEC Network.

[Krimzon7]

From Ben Tate himself:

"Cleaned out my locker going to miss the guys on this team....we have a lot of good ppl on this team and everyone was cool from the trainers to the equipment guys....always made it a good time while still getting work done. odds are I won't be back but being drafted here I learned a lot that I will carry on for the rest of my career. thank you Htown for all the support..."

Damn man, love Ben Tate and his running, he will be missed down here.

Who would benefit from having this truck diesel smash runner?

Cleveland has shown Ben Tate their boner since last year. They're going for a hard sale the second FA starts.

[Krimzon7]

Tebow to ESPN. Signs on as an analyst for SEC Network.

no other network stands a chance. He is going to rack up Emmy awards. WATCH YOUR BACK LEE CORSO

[Ermaximus]

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Crazy every time I see it.

[#1-norm-fan]

<font color=goldenrod>And he still has 2 more rings than Romo.</font> :)

And now he's arguably the worst QB in the league. Have fun always looking back fondly.

[#1-norm-fan]

Yeah, this isn't an argument. It's yet another fact.

*cough*Andy Dalton*cough*

[#1-norm-fan]

Yes, Saints are ALMOST a .500 team on the road while the Cowboys are a .500 team in general.

I am confident the Saints can get a win in Philly,

And the Saints likely have to win 3 on the road just to GET to the Super Bowl. A situation that makes them ALMOST as good as Dallas. You must have had a lot of confidence in Dallas this season.

[Krimzon7]

*cough*Andy Dalton*cough*

It's amazing that you'd bring this ginger sack of shit up. It is no secret that I am not a believer in Dalton. His numbers don't lie: he chokes in pressure games. But with one win he will have more than Tony Romo! He also has led the Bengals to the playoffs for the third straight year.

Kinda funny since Romo has led the Cowboys to three straight Locker Cleanings the monday after week 17.

WHERE'S MY ARCHER GIF?????

[#1-norm-fan]

Apparently Lovie Smith to the Bucs is looking likely.

Also, Greg Schiano says he's "proud of the culture" he created in Tampa Bay. Wasn't the big story in Tampa Bay that there was a huge rift in the team and a lot of guys openly criticizing him? Be proud, Greg!

[Krimzon7]

Hmmm...Gotta admit that Tampa Bay could be an intriguing opportunity. Would rather see Lovie and Ndamakoung Suh get together in Detroit.

Hate to play the Black Card, but I love Tampa Bay for giving another African American canidate a shot. They're progressive in that regard. This would be their third AA Coach.

Seems like Bill OBrien is gonna be Houston's Next Head coach.

[#1-norm-fan]

It's amazing that you'd bring this ginger sack of shit up. It is no secret that I am not a believer in Dalton. His numbers don't lie: he chokes in pressure games. But with one win he will have more than Tony Romo!

Is this a flat out lie like the last one or are you gonna go with another "Ugh! You're so stupid! I was just saying how the NFL WOULD market it if Andy Dalton already had one more playoff win or Romo had one less!"

Stick to .gifs someone else made. Words are not your friend.

[Kris P Lettus]

And now he's arguably the worst QB in the league. Have fun always looking back fondly.

FIVE RINGS

[#1-norm-fan]

THAT ONE RING THAT ONE TIME.

[Kris P Lettus]

It was this century

[Kris P Lettus]

This millennium even

[#1-norm-fan]

So was Tampa Bay's ring, Eli Manning being good and the Saints being good on the road. I guess we've all got our past to live in.

Oh, also you calling the Saints "The best team in the NFC". lol

Fuck, that was this YEAR!

[#1-norm-fan]

And the Saints likely have to win 3 on the road just to GET to the Super Bowl. A situation that makes them ALMOST as good as Dallas. You must have had a lot of confidence in Dallas this season.

[Kris P Lettus]

You keep misquoting what I said because you have a serious learning and social disorders.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. You literally said the Saints are "almost as good on the road as the Cowboys are in general".

Those are the ACTUAL words you used. And now you're gonna just throw out "misquote" as if no one can go back and read the fucking words.

"Learning issues and social disorders" lol

You've seriously smoked away your brain cells and I don't expect you to understand how retarded the things you say are. That's kinda what makes you retarded. Seriously, you're crying "misquote" on a quote that I quoted directly that is right there to see on the previous page. Any remotely rational human being can recognize that is completely insane and doesn't serve any purpose.

This is that fucking UFO thread with the giant bug all over again.

[Nark Order]

As I understand it, we need the Saints to beat Philly. If 9ers and Saints both win in the wild card games, the Saints will have to face the Seahawks at the CLink and 9ers would face Carolina. That would be preferable because not only does Carolina seem a bit easier, but it would give us a chance to not have to play in Seattle if the Saints beat them.

Chances are Seattle will make it to the NFC Championship game, but it would be wonderful if they got upset early on. Never wanted another team to lose more than I want the Seahawks to lose.

[#1-norm-fan]

I thought SF was the 6th seed. Apparently that win over Arizona put them a game above New Orleans though and eliminated the head to head tiebreaker.

I have a feeling Carolina's not gonna win in the divisional round regardless of who they play though. They just seem "fragile" for some reason and there's always a home team or two that gets taken out in the round.

[Nark Order]

I thought SF was the 6th seed. Apparently that win over Arizona put them a game above New Orleans though and eliminated the head to head tiebreaker.

I have a feeling Carolina's not gonna win in the divisional round regardless of who they play though. They just seem "fragile" for some reason and there's always a home team or two that gets taken out in the round.

Yeah. The Ravens seemed fragile to me last year though so what in the fuck do I know?

[#1-norm-fan]

If Luke Kuechly or Cam Newton announces it's his last season, I might give Carolina more of a shot.

[screech]

If Hoyer the Destroyer comes back they can have a shot at 7-8 wins, until then it is business as usual in Cleveland.

Jason Campbell, brah!

[screech]

If Luke Kuechly or Cam Newton announces it's his last season, I might give Carolina more of a shot.

Schedule the press conference and well up the tears! Wooooo!

[Kris P Lettus]

lol. You literally said the Saints are "almost as good on the road as the Cowboys are in general".

Those are the ACTUAL words you used. And now you're gonna just throw out "misquote" as if no one can go back and read the fucking words.

"Learning issues and social disorders" lol

You've seriously smoked away your brain cells and I don't expect you to understand how retarded the things you say are. That's kinda what makes you retarded. Seriously, you're crying "misquote" on a quote that I quoted directly that is right there to see on the previous page. Any remotely rational human being can recognize that is completely insane and doesn't serve any purpose.

This is that fucking UFO thread with the giant bug all over again.

I made a comparison of the cowboys overall record to the saints road record because A) they are similar and B) be you seem hung up on the former.

This went over your head due to all the water that's weighing it down.

http://www.blackborder.com/q/sites/default/files/images/SouthparkStickerTimmy.jpg

[#1-norm-fan]

So you're still ignoring the fact that I didn't misquote shit. Awesome.

[#1-norm-fan]

Jesus Christ, I'm trying to teach Kris P. Lettus and his final few brain cells that haven't been fried from the weed why he's saying something retarded. This is obviously a catch 22. I see the problem now. Moving on.

[#1-norm-fan]

Schedule the press conference and well up the tears! Wooooo!

This strategy needs to be in every team's repertoire after last year.

[Kris P Lettus]

So you're still ignoring the fact that I didn't misquote shit. Awesome.

Taking a joke literally and repeating it is misquoting.

[screech]

This strategy needs to be in every team's repertoire after last year.

It's a proven formula. Guys should rip out some nose hairs before stepping to the podium.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Holy shit.

ANYWAY...

Apparently Cleveland is interested in Josh McDaniels. Because apparently they found his stint in Denver exactly what they need to turn that franchise around.

[#1-norm-fan]

It's a proven formula. Guys should rip out some nose hairs before stepping to the podium.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSWS08k35X7wpqJp0YNonff25h6Ka8t-F79Zl9D-Gd7FYpiZEkt

T.O. went overboard.

[Evil Vito]

And now he's arguably the worst QB in the league. Have fun always looking back fondly.

<font color=goldenrod>He had a shitty year but there is no way that one year is enough to throw the guy into "worst QB in the league" status. Not many QBs can avoid having shitty years when virtually their entire offensive line goes down and they are stuck being protected by the practice squad.

Even the 27 interceptions are misleading. There's no question he makes some really dumb decisions at times. But I've also never seen a team have so much bad luck with tipped passes. If they keep track of those things, the Giants probably set a record for tipped ball interceptions this year. Once the inevitable Eli 27 interception montage comes out I'd actually be interested in seeing how many times the receivers bobbled the ball right into the hands of the defender. I'd guess at least a dozen.

Priority #1 this offseason is to rebuild the line. I'm hoping for at least one free agent signing (preferably at center) and drafting the best tackle available at #12 overall. If they have to shift Justin Pugh in to right guard, so be it. Eli may not be in the top tier of QBs but if he can a line that doesn't cause him to get swarmed in half a second every other play he'll be more than serviceable.</font>

[#1-norm-fan]

I looked to see if the "Eli Manning 27 interception montage" is out already to test that theory but all I found was a montage of all 25 interceptions he threw in 2010. Forgot all about that. lol

You can make excuses and I'm sure not all of the INTs were his fault but he has made a habit of throwing a fuckton of interceptions. Probably more consistently than any QB in football.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Its a family tradition.

[Ruien]

Eli is really worse than Chad Henne? Geno Smith? Josh Freeman/Matt Cassel/Ponder? Just to name a few.

[Ruien]

Do you think the 9rs miss Alex Smith yet?

[Ermaximus]

Rather enjoying Gus Bradley as our head coach. Can't wait to see which QB we draft. Carr or Manziel?

[Kris P Lettus]

http://i.imgur.com/woUOeRQ.png

[screech]

Do you think the 9rs miss Alex Smith yet?

This would be funny if the 49ers didn't make the playoffs.

[Krimzon7]

Is this a flat out lie like the last one or are you gonna go with another "Ugh! You're so stupid! I was just saying how the NFL WOULD market it if Andy Dalton already had one more playoff win or Romo had one less!"


Stick to .gifs someone else made. Words are not your friend.
Literally dont remember Romo winning any game past week 16. But, I cant be bothered to care about any of romo's stats. Could care less about any of his failures. But keep up the gimmick, your idiocy is oddly endearing....in a 'lets befriend the retard' type of way.

[James Steele]

There are 2 "karma is a bitch" Super Bowls I'd love to happen:

Chiefs vs Eagles (Andy Reid rapes the Eagles ala Raiders/Bucs)
or
Chiefs vs 49ers (Alex Smith's revenge and avenging the Montana trade also)

[Krimzon7]

The only revenge superbowl is cincy mauling san fran.

Remenber the Silverdome!
Remember John F'n Taylor.

[Krimzon7]

Wonder if Jerry Jones will consider bringing Mack Brown in to coach defense....or maybe bobby petrino

[James Steele]

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CUZ THEIR OFFENSIVE COACHES AND THEIR TEAMS SUCK ON DEFENSE

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[RP]

Can someone have Nojabba find Diesel Mac for me. Thanks.

[ClockShot]

Great. There's talk of Peyton's passing record being removed because one of his passes might go down as a lateral or rush.


Just let it go.

[Heisenberg]

There are 2 "karma is a bitch" Super Bowls I'd love to happen:

Chiefs vs Eagles (Andy Reid rapes the Eagles ala Raiders/Bucs)
or
Chiefs vs 49ers (Alex Smith's revenge and avenging the Montana trade also)

Something something Steve Bono too

[Kris P Lettus]

Great. There's talk of Peyton's passing record being removed because one of his passes might go down as a lateral or rush.


Just let it go.

It's legitimately Brees' record

you let it go (http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/2013/story/_/id/10217919/peyton-manning-denver-broncos-lose-passing-yards-record)

[Kris P Lettus]

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[Kris P Lettus]

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[Krimzon7]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

CUZ THEIR OFFENSIVE COACHES AND THEIR TEAMS SUCK ON DEFENSE

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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That...and the fact that he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

Honestly, I can't say that. He has amassed a lot of talent in Dallas. I think he tinkers a tad too much. There was a sports radio guy who compared JJ to Steinbrener. They said that George didn't really make the Yankees good, The core of their championship teams was built while he was serving his yearlong suspension, and the GM's could amass talent without the Boss brooding over them, questioning or vetoing their ever move.

Wonder if it's time for somebody to kidnap Jerry...for the good of the Cowboys.

[Kris P Lettus]

players play
coaches coach
managers manage
owners own

when people start trying to do other jobs, it never works out

e.g. Jerry Jones, Al Davis

[Ermaximus]

Jerry Jones is a decrepit old fart who needs to learn his place in Dallas.

[Evil Vito]

I, for one, hope Jerry Jones lives to own the Cowboys until age 130.

[Nark Order]

Not too many people miss Alex Smith. I promise.

[Heisenberg]

Damn I didn't know Schwartz was hated that bad, after reading some Lions fan-based sites. I thought Schiano was the EVIL one to hate.

[Krimzon7]

Schwartz's won some fans for getting in J. Harbaugh's face (still can't tell the two apart) after that game.

Other than that, he's been pretty hated.

[#1-norm-fan]

Literally dont remember Romo winning any game past week 16. But, I cant be bothered to care about any of romo's stats. Could care less about any of his failures. But keep up the gimmick, your idiocy is oddly endearing....in a 'lets befriend the retard' type of way.

"I could care less about it but I will make a demonstrably wrong statement about it and then call someone else retarded for calling me out on it."

This seems to be a recurring theme for you.

[Kris P Lettus]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Caldwell says plan is to let <a href="https://twitter.com/Jones_Drew32">@Jones_Drew32</a> test free agency and then see if they want to match the contract offer to keep him</p>&mdash; Mark Long (@APMarkLong) <a href="https://twitter.com/APMarkLong/statuses/418026261601337344">December 31, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Emperor Smeat]

Bill O'Brien signs deal with Texans to become their new head coach.

[Krimzon7]

"I could care less about it but I will make a demonstrably wrong statement about it and then call someone else retarded for calling me out on it."

This seems to be a recurring theme for you.

I could care less about Romo. I could care less about his stats. He has one win in the playoffs. Andy Dalton would tie him if he wins this week. Dalton has been in the league three years. Romo has been in the league since 2003.

Now that the correct statement has been made, it actually makes me laugh a bit harder at the clusterfuck that is the Cowboys. The cowboys reward mediocrity with votes of confidence and contract extensions.

[#1-norm-fan]

Great. There's talk of Peyton's passing record being removed because one of his passes might go down as a lateral or rush.


Just let it go.

It's legitimately Brees' record

you let it go (http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/2013/story/_/id/10217919/peyton-manning-denver-broncos-lose-passing-yards-record)
Manning's single-season passing record will stand (http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/broncos/2013/12/31/denver-broncos-qb-peyton-manning-keeps-nfl-passing-record/4271035/)

[Team Sheep]

Amazing watching that Packers/Bears finish when I had this bet on. :cool:

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[Kris P Lettus]

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[Ruien]

If he did not get it there he would have not come out of the game. If he played the entire game and the record was this close I could understand but really? Manning broke the record without needing to complete the entire game.

[Savio]

It's in the record books as a forward pass.....so it's a forward pass (even though it wasn't a forward pass).

How many times has a ref called a penalty that wasn't a penalty but is still stood as a penalty? at least 3 times.

[McLegend]

Who cares someone is going to break it two years from now anyway.

It's an irrelevant record.

[DaveWadding]

http://playoffchallenge.fantasy.nfl.com/group/137600

TPWW NFL Playoff Challenge league

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Teddy Bridgewater has officially declared for the 2014 NFL Draft. Looks like the Texans got their coach and their QB in the span of 24 hours.</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

Dolphins expected to fire their offensive coordinator and possibly their GM as early as tomorrow.

[Kris P Lettus]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Eagles&amp;src=hash">#Eagles</a> defense has played most snaps (1,150) in NFL. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Saints&amp;src=hash">#Saints</a> defense has played least (943). Birds have played avg. 12.9 more plays/game.</p>&mdash; Jeff McLane (@Jeff_McLane) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/statuses/418454550534971392">January 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Lovie Smith hired to be the next coach of the Bucs</font>

[Krimzon7]

<iframe src="http://gfycat.com/iframe/PastWetJanenschia" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" width="550" height="262" ></iframe>

It's okay Kris P. Peyton wresting this record from Drew Brees and having the 'season of a lifetime' will be of little solace when His team is sitting home in two weeks because they lost another playoff game at home.

[Kris P Lettus]

<font color=goldenrod>Lovie Smith hired to be the next coach of the Bucs</font>

fuck

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Jags are gonna draft Blake Bortles.</font>

[Krimzon7]

fuck

Fuck, INDEED!

[Krimzon7]

Jay Cutler wastes no time resigning with the Bears through 2020.

He may give Zero fucks about a lot of things...but getting paid isn't one of them.

[Heisenberg]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mao1cr5sl81rge9rdo1_400.jpg

I enjoy Smokin' Jay Cutler. He might f around and win them a SB by then if he could only quit smoking around the refs

[Evil Vito]

Word is that Cutler's deal will be even richer than Flacco's. lol jesus

[owenbrown]

Chicago should never win or go to another Super Bowl ever again... They are just plain stupid.

[ClockShot]

Yeah. I don't get this deal. This is like Romo's deal all over again. Hasn't done nothing and gets a lot of money for his trouble.


Only winner here is that chick from Laguna Beach Cutler's married to. Money millions for her to spend.

[owenbrown]

http://deadspin.com/three-of-four-nfl-playoff-games-could-be-blacked-out-1493124005

[Heisenberg]

I'm sensing a lot of negative vibes from that website, probably should poop before posting their articles on there.

[Innovator]

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[Innovator]

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hoxdance.gif

[Kris P Lettus]

Protect the Saints, Tirico

[Innovator]

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[Innovator]

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[OssMan]

God damn it can J Cutler please leave the bears so I can actually root for them...

[DaveWadding]

TPWW Survival Pick Em

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/register/joingroup

id 39251

pw survive

[Innovator]

Kevin Gilbride set to retire.

[Kris P Lettus]

TPWW Survival Pick Em

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/register/joingroup

id 39251

pw survive

picked NO over PHI

HOMER

[Evil Vito]

Kevin Gilbride set to retire.

<font color=goldenrod>He gave several personal reasons for his retirement, but it was almost certainly a situation of "retire or be fired".

A change was certainly needed. Although they'll likely hire Mike Sullivan as their offensive coordinator now, who was a flop in Tampa.</font>

[Ruien]

Yeah. I don't get this deal. This is like Romo's deal all over again. Hasn't done nothing and gets a lot of money for his trouble.


Only winner here is that chick from Laguna Beach Cutler's married to. Money millions for her to spend.

Well, he did go to the NFC championship game. May have won if he did not get injuryed in it too.

[DaveWadding]

picked NO over PHI

HOMER

You know that you won't be able to pick them again right?

[owenbrown]

Jay Cutler wastes no time resigning with the Bears through 2020.

He may give Zero fucks about a lot of things...but getting paid isn't one of them.

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[Kris P Lettus]

You know that you won't be able to pick them again right?

I WAS DEF GONNA PICK THEM IN SEATTLE IN THE DIVISIONAL ROUND

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Brandon Jacobs retires</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

NFL extended the Wild Card blackout deadline till Friday afternoon for the Packers, Bengals, and Colts.

Bengals have between 3500 to 8000 tickets left, Packers around 4000 left, and the Colts around 3000 left.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I imagine all 3 teams will buy their remaining tickets before the deadline if they have to. No team wants the embarrassment of having a playoff game blacked out.</font>

[RP]

Colts game is sold out.

[Heisenberg]

Irsay do anything fun for filling the seats?

He is pretty interactive with modern fans, I like him

[RP]

A grocerie chain bought 1200 tickets for veterans families.

[Krimzon7]

Yeah, The Sponsors will step up and buy out the tickets. Fifth Third Bank, WE'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU!!!

[Kris P Lettus]

Not if Forth Second Bank beats them to it

[SammyG]

Got back from Philly yesterday, man, those guys are feeling pretty confident about the Saints coming into their place.

[Kris P Lettus]

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[Krimzon7]

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They're gonna lose for sure...

But I love Tom Brady, and I love Hulk Hogan

:(

[Kris P Lettus]

It was funny to see that video pop up on FOX Sports youtube page

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They're gonna lose for sure...

But I love Tom Brady, and I love Hulk Hogan

:(

Pats aren't even playing this week so we win automatically, brother! Broncos and Peyton and the other bye teams do too 'Brah!

We're not going down brother! We got Tom Brady and Hulk Hogan now dude. Whatcha gonna do when Patriot Mania and Hulkamania destroys you?! Brother!

PLAYOFF FOOTBALL STARTS TOMMORROW WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Krimzon7]

Pats aren't even playing this week so we win automatically, brother! Broncos and Peyton and the other bye teams do too 'Brah!

We're not going down brother! We got Tom Brady and Hulk Hogan now dude. Whatcha gonna do when Patriot Mania and Hulkamania destroys you?! Brother!

PLAYOFF FOOTBALL STARTS TOMMORROW WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Trust me, I know that they don't play. The Patriots will draw the highest seeded team to survive the Wildcard round. That would be Cincinnati. I've been a Bengals fan until the day I die. However, it's no secret how I feel about Tom Brady and the gang. Huge conflict but I'm going with the Tigers of Destiny!!!

[ClockShot]

Wild Card Weekend is here. What's with the crazy hours today?

Saints/Eagles should be fun. How many players get hypothermia tonight?

[Kris P Lettus]

Drew Brees ices the Eagles defense because he is a stone cold mother fucker

[owenbrown]

Titans canned Mike Munchak today.

[McLegend]

Watch Wade Phillips become the defensive coordinator for The Cowboys

[McLegend]

Football

[The Fraze]

Keeping my barf bag nearby for every time these "analysts" tell me that "Alex Smith doesn't make mistakes." Yeah, because Alex Smith doesn't make big throws. The Vernon Post was it, ever. Kap's our guy.

[RP]

Andrew Luck didn't make any mistakes on that opening drive.

[RP]

So much for defense

[RP]

What a huge run down that was for Bethea

[screech]

I love Dwayne Bowe

[RP]

I don't remember any indiana team ever getting fleeced in a trade like the Colts did with Trent Richardson. Wow.

[Heisenberg]

Trent Richardson trying to fuck things up for the Colts

[ClockShot]

That Mike Mayock calling this game on NBC?

[The Fraze]

Shocked that Alex threw the ball down the field, especially for a touchdown. That shovel pass was pretty cool though.

[ClockShot]

I got fooled on that one.

[Kris P Lettus]

That Mike Mayock calling this game on NBC?

yeah I was shocked by this too

[Krimzon7]

He calls the Notre Dame....INTERCEPTION ON THE FIRST PLAY FROM SCRIMMAGE!

Andrew Luck is Andy Daltoning this game.

[Krimzon7]

Alex Smith is doing his best to tell his critics to STFU.

[Kris P Lettus]

pass the controller, Colts, yr day is done

[Krimzon7]

pass the controller, Colts, yr day is done

Great quote. Give up the sticks!

[Team Sheep]

Wow. Who'd have thought the Colts have beaten Seattle, San Francisco, and Denver this year. Think the weak division has come back to haunt them here. Gotten too complacent.

[RP]

This team didn't belong in the playoffs last year. Don't belong this year and they have no 1st round pick next year. May as well call us the Indianapolis Cowboys for the next five years.

[ClockShot]

If the Broncos can beat the Chefs, and the Colts and beat the Broncos. Then logic dictates that the Colts should beat the Chefs.

What is happening here?

[The Fraze]

Dude's playing the game of his life today. KC fans should ask me to say something negative about Alex Smith next week too.

[Krimzon7]

If the Broncos can beat the Chefs, and the Colts and beat the Broncos. Then logic dictates that the Colts should beat the Chefs.

What is happening here?


Denver's worst case scenario is formulating right before your eyes. They didn't want to see KC for a third time.

[#1-norm-fan]

http://www.tpwwforums.com/showpost.php?p=4321588&postcount=1459

The Colts are the best team in the NFL.

This team didn't belong in the playoffs last year. Don't belong this year...

[ClockShot]

Ain't worried about the Chefs. Already exposed them as frauds earlier in the season. I'm more bothered by San Diego if they get by the Bengals. They're 6th seed.

[#1-norm-fan]

The last 4 teams that have played the Eagles in their home opener have gone on to win the Super Bowl that season.

This year the Eagles home opener was against San Diego.

It is destiny.

[Team Sheep]

Go on Colts !

[RP]

LETS FUCKING DO THIS! GO COLTS!

[Krimzon7]

This is a big drive for KC. If they score this time the game is sewn up.

[Krimzon7]

Ain't worried about the Chefs. Already exposed them as frauds earlier in the season. I'm more bothered by San Diego if they get by the Bengals. They're 6th seed.

This team doesn't look like a fraud. More importantly, it's something to be said about playing*and beating) a team three times in a season.

[RP]

Fuck ya!

[Krimzon7]

Jesus Christ, what a throw. amazing arm talent to get that pass up and down so quickly.

[RP]

Onside kick this shit for fun!

[RP]

Luck don't think about picks

[Krimzon7]

Alex Smith makes a great throw to let the crowd know what's up.

[RP]

If Mathis can just turn the quarter one more time and get Smith...

[RP]

Alex Smith is dominating

[Krimzon7]

Alex Smith is showing you all of the tools in this game. Smart decisions, accurated short and deep throws, and them 4.5 40 legs.

[RP]

Got to have a stop here

[RP]

Alex Smith is showing you all of the tools in this game. Smart decisions, accurated short and deep throws, and them 4.5 40 legs.

THANK YOU MIKE MAYCOCK!

[Krimzon7]

Alex Smith has been magical in the playoffs. Kris P may neg rep me for bringing this up, but do yall remember the niners/saints wild card game(was it a wild card or divisional matchup-I remember it was in San Fran)? Alex Smith went one on one with the great one, and won. I remember calling for Alex Smith to run a bootleg and he did it for a touchdown to sew that game up.

[RP]

HUGE STOP

[Krimzon7]

THANK YOU MIKE MAYCOCK!

Damn, this is a game of inches, that crowd would have shit themselves if Smith connected right there.

Honesty is honesty bro. Alex Smith is balling out.

[RP]

Hilton is torching'em

[RP]

Andrew Luck is amazing right now.

[OssMan]

andrew colts

[RP]

OMFG LUCK!

[Emperor Smeat]

what a crazy game so far.

[Krimzon7]

Wow...Brown got S-T-U-C-K! Luck-y bounce for the Colts. Chiefs on the ropes.

[screech]

Hilton in mid season form this game

[Team Sheep]

This is amazing.

[screech]

Chiefs are dropping like flies. Goddamn.

[screech]

Dwayne Bowe having a great game after a mediocre season. Earning that $56 mil

[Krimzon7]

The last 8 days of football has been amazing.

[Krimzon7]

that felt like a quick 40 seconds.

[RP]

Kansas city has been running pick plays all game long and no flags

[Krimzon7]

Laron Landry obviously hits his head on the guys knee...then his teammate slaps him in his head like 10 times.

[Krimzon7]

Kansas city has been running pick plays all game long and no flags

Everyone runs pick plays.

[RP]

Laron Landry obviously hits his head on the guys knee...then his teammate slaps him in his head like 10 times.

Lol just said the same to my friends

[Krimzon7]

that bud light party boat may be the best way to watch the superbowl

[Krimzon7]

what a throw, what a catch, what a game, holy shit.

[RP]

ANDREW MOTHERFUCKING LUCK

[The Fraze]

WHAT

[Krimzon7]

RP, I fuck with you a lot. But I don't even know what you're going through as a fan of this team right now. The emotional swings you've probably experienced are too much for me to even want to imagine right now.

Im gonna start praying for a mundane 42-7 win for my bengals tomorrow.

[RP]

I guess the defense is gonna fuck us now

[RP]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FLAG

[RP]

FOR THE LOVE OF TIM TEBOW PLEASE MAKE THIS STOP! I WANT DENVER VS INDY SO BAD NEXT WEEK

[RP]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[Krimzon7]

way to use the sidelines on that play.

[The Fraze]

Alex Smith? AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>If I were a Chiefs fan, I wouldn't be able to sleep tonight. Holy shit.</font>

[ClockShot]

*ahem*

FRAUDS!

Hats off to your boys, RP. Chuck & Luck conducted that 2nd half beautifully.

[Kris P Lettus]

congrats RP

amazing win

[RP]

I don't know what to do right now. I'm unhinged.

[owenbrown]

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[ClockShot]

Oh Al Michaels. How I've missed you these last 3.5 hours.

[The Fraze]

<iframe src="//www.youtube.com/embed/p2YCjmFgB3w" allowfullscreen="" width="560" frameborder="0" height="315"></iframe>

Awesome.

[Kris P Lettus]

I wonder if ESPN has already started their "YOU CAN'T REST STARTERS WEEK 17" coverage

[The Fraze]

I wonder if ESPN has already started their "YOU CAN'T REST STARTERS WEEK 17" coverage

Nah, they're too busy covering Kobe's knee injury and Lebron existing.

[RoXer]

Did Alex Smith not play a great game?

Or are you just ragging on him because you just want to as a 49ers fan?

[Krimzon7]

*ahem*

FRAUDS!

Hats off to your boys, RP. Chuck & Luck conducted that 2nd half beautifully.

Touche good sir. Touche.

I don't know what to do right now. I'm unhinged.

You deserve to party like a fucking rock star right now. Enjoy this victory. It's certainly well deserved.

[Heisenberg]

Thanks NBC for that badass Chip Kelly staring contest

[Krimzon7]

Patrick Chung, THE DUCKS

[Krimzon7]

Phantom timeout. eagles fans are tripping already.

[The Fraze]

Did Alex Smith not play a great game?

Or are you just ragging on him because you just want to as a 49ers fan?

No way, he played a great game. He played the game of his life in fact. Well, except under pressure...AGAIN. I hope for his demise because of my support for Kap and so I can prove the point I've tried to make all season. Since week 2 the 49ers (not so) faithful were begging for him back and turning on Kaepernick. That point was, I'd rather have Kaepernick as my quarterback any and all days over Smith. It's a self-fulfilling thing, really.

[Kris P Lettus]

Joe Horn, Itawamba Community College

[Kris P Lettus]

NO WHITE FLAGS

#teamgleason

[RoXer]

No way, he played a great game. He played the game of his life in fact. Well, except under pressure...AGAIN. I hope for his demise because of my support for Kap and so I can prove the point I've tried to make all season. Since week 2 the 49ers (not so) faithful were begging for him back and turning on Kaepernick. That point was, I'd rather have Kaepernick as my quarterback any and all days over Smith. It's a self-fulfilling thing, really.
Oh ok.

I really liked this tweet, The Fraze. I was impressed with the wordplay and found it to be very clever:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>How's that for &quot;Luck?&quot; <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23KCvsIND&amp;src=hash">#KCvsIND</a></p>&mdash; Matt Fraser (@TheFraze408) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheFraze408/statuses/419626900407865344">January 5, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Krimzon7]

NO WHITE FLAGS

#teamgleason

I love the way Saints fans rally behind this guy.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH DREW BREES RIGHT NOW?

[owenbrown]

looks like the defense that disappeared in the Chiefs-Colts game went to Philly for the Saints-Eagles game

[The Fraze]

Oh ok.

I really liked this tweet, The Fraze. I was impressed with the wordplay and found it to be very clever:

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I'm gonna say "thank you" without first assuming that you're being facetious.
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[RoXer]

Took the Eagles tonight but I really considered the Saints might pull it off

[Kris P Lettus]

I love the way Saints fans rally behind this guy.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH DREW BREES RIGHT NOW?

It wasn't Brees, it was Ingram being in, not PT.

[Kris P Lettus]

Ingram will have a big day if they keep feeding him the rock

Use Sproles in the screen game

[Kris P Lettus]

GOLDEN GRAHAM

[Krimzon7]

Come on Drew!!!