NFL 2013 Season Thread

[Kris P Lettus]

http://i.qkme.me/3pgvvf.jpg

[Nark Order]

In my opinion, If there's one thong you cant "attack" Kris P for, its his passion for his sports teams. He's a pretty hardcore fan and he likes looking into intricate stats and such. His hobby is sports and he knows a fucking shit ton about his team. He is a true fan whether they win or whether they are awful. He's "all in." Again, if you don't care then just don't read it. Pretty easy to skip over.

[Kris P Lettus]

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/jones.jpg

[Nark Order]

But you should probably stop posting Cowboys memes because my eye is twitching.

[Kris P Lettus]

Yall don't like this since by #1wwf fans logic the cowboys have more fans here so this should be fine right?

Don't pick fights with people who arent scared to lose

[#1-norm-fan]

... what?

[Kris P Lettus]

Went over to my buddies house who are both seahawks and cards fans respectivly so they had both those games on. Was pulling agai t the hawks but man, two huge comebacks

Was fucking with my boy when they were going into ot saying russel wilson should be like "we want the ball and we're gonna score!!!!!!"

[Kris P Lettus]

... what?

You are a horrible poster whose opinion means absolutely shit

Leave

[#1-norm-fan]

Good God, you truly don't get it. Not the point being made here... and not why you are an unbearable human being in general.

[#1-norm-fan]

Nor do you get why the post my "what?" was being directed toward was nonsensical.

[Kris P Lettus]

Still not caring

Good job with that

[#1-norm-fan]

Maybe I care too much. I want to help you, Kris P Lettus. One day you'll thank me.

-Love, me

[Kris P Lettus]

I confuse yr posts with damninators

[#1-norm-fan]

A lot of things confuse you. It's probably the weed.

[screech]

You're both retarded.

There, I settled it.

[#1-norm-fan]

Well I'm certainly not a big fan of screech anymore.

[ron the dial]

don't be so SAWFT

[Nark Order]

#1, you're complaining about something that can easily be ignored if you don't care for it. This is the NFL thread, he is well within his rights to post about his favorite NFL team. I don't think you have much of an argument. Just find a way to ignore him if you don't like it.

[DrA]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQfJymLBGl-R1Lsmc-0nTpShKB1qbs3iMOwklDzoBzLrzKEmiqw

Too far.

[#1-norm-fan]

#1, you're complaining about something that can easily be ignored if you don't care for it. This is the NFL thread, he is well within his rights to post about his favorite NFL team. I don't think you have much of an argument. Just find a way to ignore him if you don't like it.

Like I said, there's a difference between posting about your team in a way that can be discussed (like everyone else tends to do) and posting random stats. Not stats that say "Hey, this player is having a remarkable season" or anything. Just regular, run-of-the-mill stats that basically say "Hey, guys. In case you wanna save the time it was gonna take for you to go on NFL.com and look up the current stats for my team, here they are." It's not even bragging, which would be understandable. It's literally just meaningless shit. I'm just saying it's retarded and it's along the same lines of most of his Saints talk.

[#1-norm-fan]

Maybe Ossman's more subtle reply to it at the top of page 18 was a better idea. If it was most other posters I probably would have gone that route and not flat out told him no one cares. Meh.

[Kris P Lettus]

Random stats can not be discussed

[screech]

Well I'm certainly not a big fan of screech anymore.

I call it like I see it. You're arguing in circles about an issue that can be easily avoided, and this isn't your first time doing it.

[#1-norm-fan]

You're a filthy liar.

[Emperor Smeat]

:( Wilfork's injured.

[#1-norm-fan]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23SNF&amp;src=hash">#SNF</a> ATL 3 - NE 0. The biggest surprise so far? Vince Wilfork fits on the back of a golf cart.</p>&mdash; Peyton's Head (@PeytonsHead) <a href="https://twitter.com/PeytonsHead/statuses/384478751880278017">September 30, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Kris P Lettus]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23SNF&amp;src=hash">#SNF</a> ATL 3 - NE 0.

The biggest surprise so far? Vince Wilfork fits on the back of a golf cart.</p>&mdash; Peyton's Head (@PeytonsHead) <a href="https://twitter.com/PeytonsHead/statuses/384478751880278017">September 30, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Just marking this post because Im sure it will inspire such a great, lengthy in depth discussion that I want people to know I saw this great post before it was famous.

I apologize for wasting yr precious time with stats.

[#1-norm-fan]

I accept yr apology.

[#1-norm-fan]

Vince Wilfork is fat.

[#1-norm-fan]

I wish him the best though.

[Kris P Lettus]

I accept yr apology.

Another inspiring thought provoking NFL related post

At this rate you will win kotf

[#1-norm-fan]

Nah. Might make the final 16 if the seeding is just right. Let's not go crazy though. But this is not the place to discuss KOTF. This is the NFL thread.

Vince Wilfork has 9 tackles through 3 games this year from the defensive tackle position.

[Kris P Lettus]

I thought this was the "funny" satirical twitter account thread

My bad

[#1-norm-fan]

SCATHING commentary with those quotation marks.

[#1-norm-fan]

Good block on the inside by the tight end on that Blount run. He basically told the linebacker "Don't pick fights with people who aren't scared to lose" and scared him away from making the tackle like a badass. I wanna be just like that Patriots TE, whoever he is.

[The Condor]

Eric Decker makes Ed McCaffrey look like Charles Rogers.

[#1-norm-fan]

If that's the case, then what does Wes Welker make Ed McCaffrey look like?

[#1-norm-fan]

The answer is Limas Sweed.

[Kris P Lettus]

Good block on the inside by the tight end on that Blount run. He basically told the linebacker "Don't pick fights with people who aren't scared to lose" and scared him away from making the tackle like a badass. I wanna be just like that Patriots TE, whoever he is.

stfu damninator

[RoXer]

http://tkcsports.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/rihannacowboys.jpg?w=627

hahaha

[#1-norm-fan]

I don't know who the fuck Matthew Mulligan is but he certainly isn't scared to fight for the football and lose. Badass.

[Kris P Lettus]

Leave some dick to ride for my wife

Jeeez

[Kris P Lettus]

What does the falcons redzome offense and #1 wwf fan have in common

They never score

Heyooooooooo

[#1-norm-fan]

Falcons probably should have been scared to lose that fight on 4th and 2.

[Kris P Lettus]

Maybe you should complain about it online

Seems to work for you

[#1-norm-fan]

Vince Wilfork is fat.

I feel like this was a mean post in hindsight. I should clarify, I don't hate all fat people. Regardless of my recent actions in this thread.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I don't know what's more sad, the Giants being 0-4 or the fact that they're only 2 games out of the division lead.</font>

[#1-norm-fan]

Considering the Giants have lost their last three games by a total of 80 points, Dallas beating them by 5 almost feels like a loss now. 7-9 could win that division like the 2010 Seahawks.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah, 7-9 really could do it. A Giants win next week would shockingly tie them with the Eagles and put them right within striking distance, possibly even just 1 game out assuming Denver continues to roll. A loss would probably be it though even with a terrible division. 0-5 is just too big of a hole. Would require a 7-4 finish to the season with 4 divisional games left to play.</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The Giants hung right in there up until midway through the third. The Dexter McCluster punt return TD just seemed to kill them dead. They looked defeated after that.</font>

[Boomer]

That McCluster return was sick. Probably my favorite play of the year so far.

[#1-norm-fan]

I feel like this game is about to get out of hand...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I Talib I can Fly.

[Boomer]

Typical Falcons game, as far as I'm concerned. Expected it to be more competitive, but I'm seeing nothing from the offense and half of the Falcons' defense has been on the sideline injured. Meh.

[Kris P Lettus]

F the falcons

[ron the dial]

i want to like the falcons so much but they always give me a reason to hate watching them. so frustrating.

[Boomer]

They are the most underachieving team of the past five years, probably. So much talent on offense, but the defense has never done much of anything. Matt Ryan doesn't have shitty games like this often, but he also doesn't really carry the team very much either. And with all the injuries, Matty has to carry the team right now - he's not doing it, not even close.

[Kris P Lettus]

Nice

NBC busting out Mr. Wendal by Arrested Development

[Boomer]

And as good as Mike Smith has been in making the team a consistent winning team, he's just really conservative most of the time, and the Falcons really just get caught flat-footed in the second half of a lot of games. Mike Smith went for it on 4th down in the 1st quarter tonight and it didn't work out, so he'll probably just kick field goals the rest of the year!

[Kris P Lettus]

Love this so much

Where is nbt

[Kris P Lettus]

He hasnt been on since the 23rd

Hope he hasnt committed suicide

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Replay equipment isnt working? Bullshit Atlanta did something to the equipment.

[Kris P Lettus]

Arthur Blank looks hilarious

[Boomer]

Blank has to be a mafia boss.

[Kris P Lettus]

He is def made

I bet he does his hair with a comb in a jar of blue liquid

[Kris P Lettus]

Brady with the cheek smear is trying to channel his inner champion (drew brees)

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They got that first down you chicken shit ref.

[Boomer]

That is some funny shit, whether the Falcons win or lose.

[ron the dial]

fckn julio jones!

[#1-norm-fan]

Holy shit...

[Kris P Lettus]

WTF

[#1-norm-fan]

They should have run it on first or second down to see if they could catch the defense off guard. Time's really not a factor.

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Talib

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

TALIB!

[ron the dial]

lol falcons :(

[Kris P Lettus]

http://blogimages.thescore.com/nfl/files/2013/01/matt-ryan-again2-590x354.jpg

[Boomer]

Matt Ryan doesn't have shitty games like this often, but he also doesn't really carry the team very much either.

His 4th quarter comeback ratio is starting to dip pretty badly. I don't think he's the issue with the offense though...the playcalling is still subpar most of the time.

[Kris P Lettus]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2o1Hst4Ccb0/Ukh_0-49lRI/AAAAAAAABSM/cj75QFzdOPE/s400/dexr.gif

[ClockShot]

http://cdn.nextimpulsesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/fff.gif

[The Condor]

McClusterfuck

[Nark Order]

Texans on my "shit list" ry aw for blowing that Seahawks game. Hope the 9ers bludgeon them.

[#1-norm-fan]

Every once in a while Matt Schaub gets exposed as a slightly below average QB who masks that fact by having great players around him. It's unfortunate because he doesn't fuck up enough for them to look for another QB.

[Emperor Smeat]

Titans currently expecting Jake Locker to be out the next 4-8 weeks while the NFL is considering fining two Jets players for the injury. One would get fined for the late hit and the other for using the helmet.

[Ermaximus]

:eek: And I thought me paying £36 for a ticket to the Vikings vs Steelers game this Sunday was a bargain.

The ticket also entitled you to 2 complimentary beers as well. :-\

[Ermaximus]

31 points in 4 games. Being a Jaguar fan almost makes you feel suicidal.

[Innovator]

Are there any good lineman or linebackers coming out for the draft? Top 5 prospect?

[screech]

My brother-in-law swears that Riley Cooper will be a top 15 WR by the end of the year. I find this notion hilarious.

[DaveBrawl]

On the Eagles roster?

He may be right.

[screech]

I haven't seen anything from Cooper to make me believe that, though.

[screech]

Like, he's barely a #3 on that team even with Maclin out.

[Innovator]

"If anyone turns on our coach, I would be the first one to punch him in the mouth," Tuck said, according to the New York Daily News (http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/myers-quarter-slack-giants-fourth-season-article-1.1471315). "And put that in print. It better not happen, I know that."

[owenbrown]

Titans currently expecting Jake Locker to be out the next 4-8 weeks while the NFL is considering fining two Jets players for the injury. One would get fined for the late hit and the other for using the helmet.

A late hit that should have been flagged but wasn't

[Wehttam]

A late hit that should have been flagged but wasn't

that is a moot point. please stop posting with adults.

[Nark Order]

Dolphins D looking fucking nasty.

[road doggy dogg]

Detroit Lions

[Kris P Lettus]

31 points in 4 games. Being a Jaguar fan almost makes you feel suicidal.

I felt yr pain for most of my life

Things can change my friend

[Kris P Lettus]

Darren Sproles may be my favorite player of all time at the moment

[Kris P Lettus]

Golden Graham

[road doggy dogg]

The Saints are honestly the most fun team to watch. When they had Reggie Bush in the "Sproles role" I watched every Saints game I could. They're one of those offenses where you expect them to put up 7 every single drive. Payton/Brees are an unreal combo

[weather vane]

Raped.

[Kris P Lettus]

Wooo

[Ruien]

They should have a weekly Saints vs Broncos game.

[Ruien]

Still baffles me when I think about San Diego letting Brees go.

[Ermaximus]

"If anyone turns on our coach, I would be the first one to punch him in the mouth," Tuck said, according to the New York Daily News (http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/myers-quarter-slack-giants-fourth-season-article-1.1471315). "And put that in print. It better not happen, I know that."
The key to a winning Giants season, talk about firing Coughlin. It seems every single time that idea is thrown out there, they win a Super Bowl.

I felt yr pain for most of my life

Things can change my friend

IF we can get a QB, a center, a RB, a FB, a TE, some pass rushers, and a few CB's, then yeah, I can believe it.

[Ermaximus]

Going to go ahead and say this now but, in week 6, I expect Peyton to throw for over 800 yards and at least 10 touchdowns. That's in just the first half mind you.

[DaveBrawl]

I haven't seen anything from Cooper to make me believe that, though.
I meant top 15 WR for the Eagles.

[screech]

I meant top 15 WR for the Eagles.

I know. He means top 15 overall, which is outrageous to fathom.

[Emperor Smeat]

Still baffles me when I think about San Diego letting Brees go.

The Chargers completely whiffed on their decision between Brees and coaching but it did make some sense back then.

Brees was showing signs of already peaking with the Chargers while he didn't really start to become an elite QB until around 2-3 years into his Saints era.

Using Rivers as an example, he probably wouldn't have been able to reach the next level of greatness had he staid there.

[Ermaximus]

Jags traded Monroe to the Ratbirds for draft picks. Yeah, we weren't bad enough, so we go and trade our best OL. Brilliant.

[Kris P Lettus]

The Chargers completely whiffed on their decision between Brees and coaching but it did make some sense back then.

Brees was showing signs of already peaking with the Chargers while he didn't really start to become an elite QB until around 2-3 years into his Saints era.

Using Rivers as an example, he probably wouldn't have been able to reach the next level of greatness had he staid there.


Brees put up elite numbers starting in 2006

I do agree he wouldnt jave flurished in that system like he has with payton

[Kris P Lettus]

Wilfort is my favprite Pat

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVhWqG7IcAAAAWk.jpg

:(

[The Condor]

Browns over the Bills 29-23. Thursday Night Football! Yeah

[Heisenberg]

The Hoyer Era? He looks like a mad heel that could get the Browns to a playoff game

[The Condor]

Hoyer took Weeden's job with the help of PEDs after being stuck behind Brady for a few years. A new take on the Bonds story, and mad heel heat is on the way.

[Nark Order]

Fucking love the Browns. Love Hoyer. Going to jack off.

[Heisenberg]

He has the power to win a starting job and become one of the 32 starting quarterbacks in the league.

Rumor is that he DDT'ed(OH NO!! DAMN HIM!!) Weeden onto the concrete floor of the locker showers and when the rest of the team ran in it was too late, Hoyer was seen holding his title above his head proud and with a mission.

Hoyer never meant to cause Weeden harm, it was business, he was just in the way.

Hoyer never meant to win a few games, it was business, he was just that damn good.

[Kris P Lettus]

http://i.imgur.com/WBwN6xI.jpg

[Kris P Lettus]

Donte Whitner is changing his name to Dante Hitner

https://mobile.twitter.com/DonteWhitner/status/385420828718161920

Lol

[screech]

How the fuck could anyone love the Browns?

[Skippord]

same way people can love children with Down Syndrome

[screech]

That's the only way it makes sense.

[Heisenberg]

How the fuck could anyone love the Browns?

Hoyer doesn't even love it, he loves himself and probably Jordan Cameron who is a TE of his. Hoyer up. Hoyer Revolution, Hoyer back

[Nark Order]

Hoyer is a hometown kid. He loves the Browns. It was basically his dream to be QB of the Browns since he was a child.

[Heisenberg]

Well that shits on my Hoyer push, I was booking him for some mad heel upset wins

[Ermaximus]

How the fuck could anyone love the Browns?

Jordan Cameron

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jim Fucking Brown.

[Krimzon7]

I hate the Browns...but you have to respect any team that Has a player named Webster Slaughter. That is a fucking name.

Also, Former Cleveland Brown Coaches include Bill Belicheck, Nick Saban, Al Groh, Kirk Frentz, Pat Hill, and Bill Obrien.


Oh Yeah Ozzie Newsom, and Thomas Dimitroff are also Cleveland Browns alum.


There's also this thing about Cleveland firing their founder and that founder moving to another city and starting a team there that I am currently a rabid fan of.

[RP]

Two things I think.

I think Seattle is the best team in the league

I think the Colts will beat the best team in the league by a touchdown this week.

[Nark Order]

Sure are a whole lot of Seahawks fans now. WEIRD.

[Nark Order]

I think the Browns have a real chance at taking that division this year. Fucking love them. Hope Brian Hoyer fucks everyone in the ear.

[road doggy dogg]

Lions need to win this week. This Lambeau streak needs to end. Finally won @Washington so let's keep it goingggg

[Heisenberg]

Not going to happen, we are going to shut down the Lions. It's destiny

[Heisenberg]

Fantasy wise, I hope Megatron tears us apart

[#1-norm-fan]

I hate the Browns...but you have to respect any team that Has a player named Webster Slaughter. That is a fucking name.

Also, Former Cleveland Brown Coaches include Bill Belicheck, Nick Saban, Al Groh, Kirk Frentz, Pat Hill, and Bill Obrien.


Oh Yeah Ozzie Newsom, and Thomas Dimitroff are also Cleveland Browns alum.


There's also this thing about Cleveland firing their founder and that founder moving to another city and starting a team there that I am currently a rabid fan of.

I could have swore you were a Bengals fan last season. What did I miss here?

[DaveWadding]

So, do you guys remember when Peyton was available and the Cardinals dropped themselves out of the race because they loved Kevin Kolb too much? Because Peyton FUCKING Manning definitely would not have loved still playing half his games in a dome and throwing to the vacuum otherwise known as Larry Darnell Fitzgerald Jr.

:'( :'( :'(

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Josh Freeman released by the Bucs. Since the start of 2011, he's had 50 turnovers. Only Mark Sanchez (52) has more</p>&mdash; ESPN Stats &amp; Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) <a href="https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/statuses/385834318532079616">October 3, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[road doggy dogg]

NFC West > AFC West
Broncos O-line > Cardinals O-line
Broncos defense >= Cardinals defense (both pretty good)
Demaryius Thomas > Larry Fitzgerald
Owning a shitload of Papa John's franchises where weed is legal > not owning a shitload of Papa John's franchises where weed is legal

I dunno, seems a pretty easy decision to me

[Heisenberg]

True dat, Peyton didn't see any poop potential in Tennessee either

[Emperor Smeat]

Isn't the Cards O-Line one of the worst in the league?

The idea of a Peyton-Fitz combo would have been amazing though just from a fantasy perspective.

[road doggy dogg]

Yeah that's what I mean. I think Arizona Pittsburgh and Chicago are gonna have a triple-threat match at the next PPV in an "O-line leaves town" match. Not that it would make much difference since they're all turnstiles anyway

[Innovator]

You can add the Giants line in there currently for a FATAL 4 WAY

[Innovator]

Honestly, me and Narc running a stunt would utterly confuse the Giants line.

[road doggy dogg]

Oh shit yeah my bad, SURPRISE CHALLENGER throws hat into the ring

[#1-norm-fan]

Demaryius Thomas > Larry Fitzgerald

Well this is where you lost me.

[Nark Order]

I could have swore you were a Bengals fan last season. What did I miss here?

sigh

[#1-norm-fan]

Am I wrong? Am I thinking of someone else? Please to be explaining this sigh, Narcevious Mingo.

[road doggy dogg]

I love Fitz as much as the next guy but DT is boss

[Nark Order]

He was talking about Paul Brown. Paul Brown left the browns in 62 and formed the Bengals in 68. I think it was 68 at least.

[#1-norm-fan]

I like Thomas too but I don't think he's on that upper tier with guys like Johnson, Fitzgerald and... Johnson.

[#1-norm-fan]

He was talking about Paul Brown. Paul Brown left the browns in 62 and formed the Bengals in 68. I think it was 68 at least.

Well see, this is where I was confused.

[Krimzon7]

Well see, this is where I was confused.



Sorry to be so ambiguous. But yeah, Only Bengals/Browns fans really give a fuck about that part of NFL history.


Hate that Hoyer skull fucked us last week. Hope that they get SMASHED TONIGHT!!!! wait, who do they play? BUFFALO!! Let's go BILLS!


Jeez we got New England this Sunday. We can beat them fools, if only we can get Andy Dalton to believe that.




Can we sign Josh Freeman yet?

[Krimzon7]

I could have swore you were a Bengals fan last season. What did I miss here?

It appears that you missed the entire last sentence...But I was purposely vague.


I hate the Browns...but you have to respect any team that Has a player named Webster Slaughter. That is a fucking name.

Also, Former Cleveland Brown Coaches include Bill Belicheck, Nick Saban, Al Groh, Kirk Frentz, Pat Hill, and Bill Obrien.


Oh Yeah Ozzie Newsom, and Thomas Dimitroff are also Cleveland Browns alum.


There's also this thing about Cleveland firing their founder and that founder moving to another city and starting a team there that I am currently a rabid fan of.

[Ermaximus]

You can add the Giants line in there currently for a FATAL 4 WAY

Jags O-Line makes it a SCRAMBLE MATCH.

[#1-norm-fan]

Romo is good at avoiding sacks once in a while to mask it but Dallas' o-line is pretty bad still.

[#1-norm-fan]

Jesus, is anyone here actually happy with their team's o-line? Seems like a sad conversation.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

We beat Brian Hoyer in high school.

Just sayin

[Supreme Olajuwon]

he beat us too tho

[Supreme Olajuwon]

rivalry!

[#1-norm-fan]

I find myself oddly intrigued by this game as I'm not completely sure how I feel about the Browns at the moment and I'm curious to see how they do in a game they're actually expected to win.

[#1-norm-fan]

Well there's the Brian Hoyer era.

[#1-norm-fan]

You know you're a shitty returner when the home crowd cheers when you take a knee in the endzone.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3335047/hoyer.gif

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm starting the Bills defense tonight. (It's a 20 team league and the Bears are playing New Orleans). For fantasy purposes, I hope Hoyer doesn't return tonight. For "not being bored out of my fucking skull watching a football game" purposes, I'm hoping he does. Brandon Weeden is... just the worst. It's insane that they used a 1st round pick on him.

[Heisenberg]

God Weeden. Throw to Cameron u fuckhead!!

[Heisenberg]

Thursday Night Rip It....damn they love to rip that phrase

[#1-norm-fan]

Brad Nessler mispronouncing the name of a staff member who died of breast cancer just before mentioning how she's "greatly missed". Awkward.

[Hanso Amore]

I'm a bills fan and have Cameron on my fantasy team, so that first half was garbage

[Hanso Amore]

Love me Kiko though.

I called him as defensive Roy in August....

[Hanso Amore]

Jesus christ ej just step out of bounds

[#1-norm-fan]

Weeden vs Tuel... THURSDAY NIGHT JUST GOT A LITTLE HOTTER ON NFL NETWORK!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Giants getting close to acquiring Jon Beason from the Panthers.</font>

[#1-norm-fan]

Well that's a start.

[Fignuts]

Tuel looked more terrified out there than anyone I've ever seen.

Good reason. Dude looks like a twelve year old boy. Throws like one too.

[Nark Order]

Hoyer's season is over. Torn ACL.

Man.

[Heisenberg]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Condor]

Huge face pop for Hoyer next year when he does a run in during week 1 after Weeden starts to falter.

[Heisenberg]

Cleveland is going to draft a QB in the first round next year, no more Hoyer I believe, he's done

[Kris P Lettus]

http://i.imgur.com/HJCZ7Q1.gif

[#1-norm-fan]

So because of a scheduling conflict with the A's, the Chargers-Raiders game that was scheduled as a late afternoon game will now be on NFL Network AFTER the Sunday night game. Probably the latest start time to a game ever. Gonna be crazy for people on the east coast watching live football at 3 in the morning.

[road doggy dogg]

Early betting lines for week 6 have Jacksonville getting 26 points. I can't wait to see if this spread gets up to 28 or so. Incredible.

[Innovator]

Beason passed his physical, officially a part of the Football Giants

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>To make room for Beason, the Giants put Chris Snee on IR. He's going to get hip surgery. He got the same surgery on his other hip last year and he said the pain was so extreme he nearly retired. So this might be a career ender. Damn.</font> :(

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Also they're promoting a CB, Charles James, off the practice squad today. With 3 CBs already out for tomorrow, he may get a ton of playing time right off the bat. Will Hill might be back, as well. David Baas and Adrien Robinson to IR both look like real possibilities.</font>

[ClockShot]

Ravens release Brandon Stokley.

Would love it if the Broncos took him back. But we're full.

[screech]

Not surprised, and not as bummed as I thought I'd be. Loved the signing mainly for nostalgia.

[screech]

Ravens should trade for Dwayne Bowe somehow. Flacco would actually utilize him, I'm sure of it.

Love Dwayne Bowe.

[road doggy dogg]

No Calvin today. Fuck. Hope Broyles shows up to play.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The Bengals are gettin' after it so far. Dig it.

[Kris P Lettus]

No Calvin today. Fuck. Hope Broyles shows up to play.

This last minute news f'ed me in the a

[Anybody Thrilla]

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[RP]

Worst
Start
Ever

[RP]

Eat Dik and like it Seattle!

[RP]

T.y. Hilton is incredible.

[RP]

I'M COMING UNHINGED RIGHT NOW!!!!!

[Ruien]

This last minute news f'ed me in the a

Happened to the guy I am playing to. He has Calvin and Stafford starting.

[Ruien]

Bears finally getting a drive going!

[RP]

FUCK

[Emperor Smeat]

The Bengals are gettin' after it so far. Dig it.

Yeah their defense has been amazing so far. Pats are lucky their D has been just as good to keep the game close.

[OssMan]

fuck j cutler but go bears

[OssMan]

Halftime highlights here we go

[OssMan]

Good pass from andrew colts to ty hilton

Holy **** russel wilson counters with a TD to jermaine kearse

holy **** holy **** holy ****

rodgers rodgers rodgers

carson palmer and the bengals vs the patriots... boring game

lets go chiefs

fumble into the endzone,,, whoa

ravens vs dolphins

this game is on here, fuck ravens and fuck flacco

Ryan tannehil looks like a fuck

lets go... st lous vs jax

Don't care

nice INT ret TD, very nice

Zam Bradford looks insane in his fox mugshot pic

[OssMan]

Shannon sharpe is slightly blacker and sounds slightly blacker than Iceman... other than that they are identical

[OssMan]

Catch america's favourite geeks on the big bang theory

[OssMan]

Fox was playing A Tribe Called Quest's "Oh My God"... tight

[RP]

Ty mother fucking Hilton!

[Nark Order]

Ossman, did you get the new deltron album

[OssMan]

Nohh

[Nark Order]

I bought it last night. I think I like the other stuff better but it is still solid. I am hammered right now.

[OssMan]

I like him Del The Funky Homosapien... should check out him more...

Ryan Fitzgerald world tour stopping in Tennessee, launching ball into air

Eli manning idiot

[Kris P Lettus]

fuck j cutler but go bears

Fuck you

[Kris P Lettus]

Dan the Automator

[RP]

Fuck yah!

[RP]

WOOOOO!

[Innovator]

Giants and Eli turning to shit now

[Emperor Smeat]

Bengals managed to snap Brady's TD streak

[RoXer]

Oh shit, the new Deltron is out???

I'll have to download/listen to it tomorrow

[Innovator]

Pathetic

[RoXer]

Sorry dude, I just wasn't really paying attention to it. I was sure it was going to be pushed back.

[screech]

Hey the Ravens won :)

[RP]

Superbowl botched
Bitches

[OssMan]

Fuck you


You fuck you

[RP]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[RP]

Fucking right beetches

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hey there's a bunch of Patriots fans here.


You're all fags

[Supreme Olajuwon]

FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS!!!!!!!

[RoXer]

There's only like 1 now

[Kris P Lettus]

Bradys streak broken, Seahawks lose, and Brees first win at Soldier feild.

New Orleans Football Saints are the best team in the NFC

Oh glorious day

[Nark Order]

War Browns. War 9ers. WORRIED ABOUT Texans tonight but it'll prolly be fine. They seem to have no killer instinct.

[Evil Vito]

Eli's gonna have the weirdest legacy ever when he retires. 2 amazing SB runs wrapped around some of the dumbest INTs I've ever seen.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The Bengals D was too legit to quit today, and they're still missing some key components. Hot damn. Good win.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Are the Cowboys legit? Or is this just some freak thing happening right now?

Either way, I'm OK with it. Whatever keeps Peyton throwing (i.e. everything).

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hey there's a bunch of Patriots fans here.


You're all fags

Where's Stima when you need him (to be a fag)?

[ClockShot]

Ok Dallas, you got your 17.

Now we get to work.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It's pretty incredible watching Peyton play. So many weapons on that team, and he spreads the ball beautifully.

[RP]

The Colts have beaten the 49ers and the Seahawks. Have some NFL.

[screech]

Peyton fooling everyone in the football world with that rushing TD

[Heyman]

Disappointed that my Seahawks lost but my props to the Colts. They are still one hell of a team. Having said that, they are still quite weak in defending against the run. Just an incredible offense however. Luck isn't Peyton but he's still damn good.

[RP]

4-1

[Anybody Thrilla]

Peyton fooling everyone in the football world with that rushing TD

Even the cameras lost him for a second.

[ClockShot]

Damn Peyton, that INT was stupid on your part.

[road doggy dogg]

This Dallas/Denver game is fucking amazing

[owenbrown]

Romo finally playing decent football?

[road doggy dogg]

You mean aside from the past 9 years?

[ClockShot]

Pretty sure that was General Jerry taking a page out of the Al Davis book of ownership coaching calling in those bombs from Romo to Bryant.

[Innovator]

So...Vito how good is Clowney?

[Ermaximus]

Joeckel out for the year. Can't catch a break. 0-16 here we come!

[Ermaximus]

So...Vito how good is Clowney?

He might be ours dude.

[road doggy dogg]

Would've been awesome if Ware caused a fumble on that play there. Really wanted to see Dallas pull out the W even though I hate Dallas

[ClockShot]

Peyton Manning & the Denver Broncos in.............Escape From Dallas.

[Ermaximus]

Biggest upset ever in the history of the NFL next week in Denver!

HA HA HA HA HA, not even in Madden 25.