NFL 2013 Season Thread

[Skippord]

+1

[Ruien]

Another issue is that I don't have NFL Network so I don't get to see these games I could easily watch/follow on Sunday.

This. Rather annoying to not see your favorite team play because they are on the Nfl network.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Go to your nearest Buffalo Wild Wings and sip on an iced tea

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Go sip an iced tea sounds like an awesome 1950s insult.

I was born in the wrong era.

[road doggy dogg]

Make that bad boy a Long Island and we'll talk

[screech]

Go sip an iced tea sounds like an awesome 1950s insult.

I was born in the wrong era.

You could make that catch on, I'm sure.

[Ermaximus]

Jesus, when did #1 wwf fan become so dickish?

[road doggy dogg]

Probably a byproduct of watching so many shitty Thursday night football games

[Adder]

zing!

[#1-norm-fan]

Jesus, when did #1 wwf fan become so dickish?

lol. Come on. My smartass reply to what you said was totally valid.

[#1-norm-fan]

This. Rather annoying to not see your favorite team play because they are on the Nfl network.

I remember at least at one point, the local CBS/Fox affiliate here would simulcast the game here if it was a local team and the game wasn't subject to the blackout rule. I didn't check either time this season though to see if that's still the case.

[Nark Order]

Jesus. This page. Fuck you guys.

[#1-norm-fan]

Probably a byproduct of watching so many shitty Thursday night football games

I'd happily watch a pre-season Jaguars-Cardinals game in it's entirety. I'm immune to bad football games.

[RoXer]

Jesus. This page. Fuck you guys.

No, it was the last page.

[weather vane]

Do the Jags win a game this year? I say 1.

[Nark Order]

I do 100 replies per page because I'm not an uncultured swine.

[RP]

FUCK MANNING!

[Kris P Lettus]

I remember at least at one point, the local CBS/Fox affiliate here would simulcast the game here if it was a local team and the game wasn't subject to the blackout rule. I didn't check either time this season though to see if that's still the case.

Every time the saints have been on there the past couple of year, they do broadcast it locally also

Doesnt mean the thursday night game s arent horrible

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I do 100 replies per page because I'm not an uncultured swine.

Oh go sip an iced tea.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Yes

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I hope Joseph Fauria does not score a touchdown tomorrow even though he's my new favorite player.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

No check that. I hope he scores two touchdowns in a 49-14 loss to the Bengals

[Ermaximus]

Do the Jags win a game this year? I say 1.

Heart says yes, but my brain says nope. At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if both the Jags and G-Men go 0-16. :(

[screech]

I don't think the Jags win at all this year. Giants might sneak in one, maybe two, wins.

[Kris P Lettus]

Every time the saints have been on there the past couple of year, they do broadcast it locally also

Doesnt mean the thursday night game s arent horrible

1# wwe fan, so you neg repping this post behind closed doors is your way of bringing "real discussion" with "real people"??


No wonder everyone hates you

[Ruien]

The Jags will win on week 10. They are playing Tennessee and it is after their bye week. They also play Houston twice and may end up with a win there. Also, Indy is during the last week and with any luck, pun intended, the game may not matter for Indy.

[Kris P Lettus]

Former Saints coach Bum Phillips died

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9846447/bum-phillips-former-coach-houston-oilers-new-orleans-saints-dies-age-90

[Nervous Ferret]

Former Saints coach

[Kris P Lettus]

He benched Archie and ran the wheels off of Earl The Pearl Campbell

:(

[road doggy dogg]

I really hope the Jags go 0-16 this year. Mainly because their 0-16 would be significantly worse than '08 Lions. :o


Though to be fair, the Lions were 7-9 ATS that year, and Jax is so far 5-1, so they are covering. However, the counterpoint is the Lions had never seen the ridiculous spreads that Jacksonville has been seeing this year, so suck it

[DrA]

I bet Jacksonville wins at least 3 games this year. They're really bad, but I don't think they're abnormally bad. The predictions I make in this thread have been bad lately though.

[road doggy dogg]

Except they kind of are

[#1-norm-fan]

I don't know. They don't really have much of a bright spot on the team outside Jones-Drew and even he seems to have given up trying to win football games.

[Nervous Ferret]

The Curtis Painter Colts still won 2 games. The Jaguars aren't abnormally bad. Every year there is a bad team or 2 that people love to pile on for comedic purposes I guess. Blackmon and "Shorts III" are fantastic.

The worst team in recent history is definitely the Rams before Sam Bradford. Something like 25 straight losses over 2 years. And that was only 5 years ago maybe. You people have the worst memories.

[Nervous Ferret]

Hate all of you and I'm never posting in his thread again

[road doggy dogg]

Thank god, all your posts are miserable these days

[Emperor Smeat]

They might have a chance against the Cards but yeah wouldn't be surprised if they went winless. Their schedule being really tough this year doesn't help either.

Think the Lions being winless would still sting more considering at least they were really competitive in several games that year unlike the Jags so far.

[#1-norm-fan]

The Bucs seem to be flying under the winless team radar with all this attention the Jags are getting.

Giants too of course but I can't see them even making it past this week winless.

[Ermaximus]

I don't know. They don't really have much of a bright spot on the team outside Jones-Drew and even he seems to have given up trying to win football games.

MJD is gone after this season. He will still play, just not in Jax. Same goes for Mercedes Lewis. Granted if we can get a stellar franchise QB, and he can produce, he along with Blackmon and CSIII will absolutely wreck shit.

[Emperor Smeat]

The Bucs seem to be flying under the winless team radar with all this attention the Jags are getting.

Giants too of course but I can't see them even making it past this week winless.

Bucs stunk just as bad as the Jags when they went winless but usually gets attributed more because it was their first ever season in the NFL. The NFL even passed several rules so that future expansion teams were treated better than the Bucs were.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

What games do I get to watch today?

1:00pm on CBS: Cincinnati Bengals vs. Detroit Lions. Favorite team playing. Lions fun to watch on tv. Bengals kinda boring to watch sometimes but still favorite team. Evenly matched teams. 7/10.

4:00pm on CBS: Cleveland Browns vs. Green Bay Packers. Browns not that interesting. Rival of my favorite team. Packers pretty interesting. Probable blowout. 6/10.

4:00pm on Fox: San Francisco 49ers vs. Tennessee Titans. 49ers pretty interesting. Don't know anything about the Titans. 49ers probably better but don't know for sure. 7/10.

8:00pm on NBC: Denver Broncos vs. Indianapolis Colts. Yes very good. Denver very interesting. Colts very interesting. Interesting storyline. Evenly matched teams. 10/10.


Could be a good day. Depends if afternoon games are competitive. Think Titans game could be sleeper good.

[OssMan]

Hmm... just going to write a paper today that I've been trying to write all weekend

Football just distracts me from everything, annoying

[RP]

FUCK MANNING!

I'm mostly talking about Eli and to some extent Cooper.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Schefter says the Cowboys are projected to be roughly $31 million over the cap next year. The Romo and Witten extensions are adding up and the Jay Ratliff release will add about $7 million in dead space for next year. This season is pretty much "win now" for them because they're going to have to gut their roster in the offseason.</font>

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I'm mostly talking about Eli and to some extent Cooper.

Are you waiting all day for Sunday night?

[RP]

Yes

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hey Jack, it's a fact

[RoXer]

Supreme, I know you're off and on but you can't do that here. The proper place for that is in the 100,000 replies thread.

And you have to wait all day before rhyming about Sunday Night.

[RoXer]

Some examples:

Alright, Sunday Night, no Faith Hill
My name is Carrie Underwood so dude just chill
I skew younger crowds, and I'm a pretty blonde still

Sunday Night Football on NBC
Al and Chris on a 40 inch TV
It's about to start
Make sure you went pee

Alright, Sunday Night, Where Are You
Game number one is done here comes game number two
Raiders wear black while the Chargers wear blue

Alright, Sunday Night, where are you?
Writing down a player named Joplo Bartu
Black Persons Name Thread, one that's brand new

Orakbo is another word for sack, still
Tony Romo is the guy he's going to drill
Are our lives predetermined, do we have free will?

Hey Jack it's a coach Del Rio
He was once for the jaguars but now he's a bronco

Owenbrown, don't post pics, just post text
Did you have a fun day, any plans for what's next?
Tryin ta get yr dick wet i.e. have sex?
Cuz its the ALCS on FOX

Bob Costas at halftime, going in
On the derogatory nickname "Redskin"
And he said the year correctly, good for him!

Alright. Sunday Night. Where are you?
It's the Breaking Bad finale and it's gonna be new.
You want a conclusion; we want it too.

Home team landmarks on NBC
Kris P and time lapse photography
Keep your eyes peeled
You won't be believe what you see

[RoXer]

Hey Jack, Mrslackalack ain't around
Fortunately we still have the great owenbrown
What's up my dude? What's been goin down?

Owenbrown, talk to me, what is new?
How's your life been, I hope everything's cool
Even if it hasn't, let me know, fool

I'm not sure if you've ever said what you do
Would you like to tell us is what I'm asking you
And do you enjoy it/is it cool?

Owenbrown, don't be like that, trying to put me on ignore
Just tell me how your day went and what's in store
Was it an exciting day or was it a bore
Because a television program is on channel 4

Owenbrown, please just answer my Q's
Anything exciting happen? Give me the news
If not you can always get drunk on booze
To play the NES turn to channel 2

Owenbrown, no one cares about your pics
If you dont answer me you can suck a dick
Stevie Nicks, Football Picks, Streaming Netflix

Owenbrown, please don't be "that dude"
Who posts whilst having a bad attitude
Please answer my questions, don't be so rude

I also miss that feature, one I used to adore
Remember what happened to Droford when he tried to ignore
Please answer my questions or I'll show you the door

[#1-norm-fan]

San Francisco @ Tennessee is a very intriguing game to me. Tennessee has quietly looked pretty good this season and San Francisco seems vulnerable.

[#1-norm-fan]

<font color=goldenrod>Schefter says the Cowboys are projected to be roughly $31 million over the cap next year. The Romo and Witten extensions are adding up and the Jay Ratliff release will add about $7 million in dead space for next year. This season is pretty much "win now" for them because they're going to have to gut their roster in the offseason.</font>

Romo, Witten, Dez on the offense. Ware, Carr and Scandrick on the defense. Outside of them, I'd be fine just seeing the rest of the team gutted. I feel like with those six, they've got a shot. But Goddamn, they need some competent coaching.

[#1-norm-fan]

Not a lot of confidence in this team to win in Philly today though. If they do, I'd be pretty impressed. As it stands, an amazing offensive performance against Denver and a win last week screams "time to get lax and not show up". Tends to be how things have gone under Garrett.

[OssMan]

ossman Viewing Schedule:

1:00 ET: Chicago Bears @ Watchington Redskins on FOX. Skins are my hometown team so I root for them. Chicago has always been my #2/3 team, but recently I have disliked them because of J Cutler. Devin Hester is my favo(u)rite player ever. Love RG Third. Interest: 7/10

4:00 ET: Baltimore Ravens @ Pittsburgh Steelers on CBS. Fuck both of these teams. This is consistenly the most boring game every year and it is always shown. The Steelers actually suck now, I don't know if that makes this game better or worse. Interest: 1/10

8:30 Denver Broncos @ Andrew Colts on Sunday Night Football on NBC. Love Peyton Manning. Colts are interesting. Big storyline here. Interest: 10/10

[#1-norm-fan]

#1-wwf-fan viewing schedule:

RedZone

Best 7 hours of the week.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Quad Box baby!

[RP]

Rp viewing schedule

1p -8p : The vagina of Supremes girlfriend

8p-12p: Broncos vs Colts

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Gronk back!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Rp viewing schedule

1p -8p : The vagina of Supremes girlfriend

8p-12p: Broncos vs Colts

Dakota Fanninnnnnnnnnnnng

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Lions offense is pretty cool. Lots of ballsy pass plays. Reggie Bush is interesting. Thumbs up.

[owenbrown]

Is this the year of the pick-6 or what?

[OssMan]

Cutler looks hurt

good

Bears probly win now due to backup QB

[OssMan]

Josh McCown dudesabeast

[RoXer]

Larry Talbot dudesabeast

[owenbrown]

The Cowboys and Eagles do know the objective is to score points, correct?

[OssMan]

YAY devin hester

[Shisen Kopf]

Either Stafford keeps overthrowing the ball or the Lions receivers all need to be 7 feet tall. Sign Darko Ford Family.

[owenbrown]

also the Lions shouldn't let their field goals be blocked either

[#1-norm-fan]

13 punts in the first half of the Cowboys-Eagles game.

Goddamn.

[Nervous Ferret]

Almost like that game should be on thursday #dudesarebeasts amirghit

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

nooo

[#1-norm-fan]

Well this just goes to show that terrible football shows no favoritism to days of the week.

[#1-norm-fan]

Good defense though apparently. If you like great yet unexciting defensive football, this is a classic.

[#1-norm-fan]

Derek Anderson sighting! What!?!?!

[#1-norm-fan]

And there he goes back into hiding.

[#1-norm-fan]

Apparently I missed the news of Josh Cribbs becoming a New York Jet.

[#1-norm-fan]

They just showed a graphic in the Bucs-Falcons game that the Bucs have not gained a single yard in the redzone all season.

Terrible offense or not, that seems almost impossible. Jesus.

[#1-norm-fan]

Not at all comfortable with a 10 point lead at this point. Hopefully Dallas feels the same way and doesn't start playing conservative like they tend to do with any kind of a second half lead.

[Emperor Smeat]

Pats falling apart in the 2nd half.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

hate the bengals

definitely my least favorite team

[#1-norm-fan]

Breathing room. Eeeexcellent.

Matt Barkley coming in for Philly though. QBs that have not been prepared for/seen film on scare me. I'd rather have Foles in.

[#1-norm-fan]

What the hell happened to the Bears defense? Fuck.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

woo Bengals

my favourite team!

[OssMan]

HAIL TO THE RESKINS HAIL ROB GRIFF 3

[OssMan]

emm the reskins score eh toash dowwww una toca baja o my good

[OssMan]

Devin hester will score GW TD

[RoXer]

Shut The Fuck Up Dan Dierdroff

[#1-norm-fan]

Well I am very satisfied with that game.

[#1-norm-fan]

Fuck the Bears D though.

[road doggy dogg]

hate kickers winning games at the end

[OssMan]

wtf is the idiot qb on the bears doing, thats worse than j cutler

[RoXer]

Fuck you Nick Folk is still the best

[#1-norm-fan]

Holy shit, McCown, get rid of the football. :nono:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bullshit call

[RoXer]

Suck My Dick Dan Dierdroff

New Yourek Nick Folks Win!!!!!!!!!!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jets got lucky.

[road doggy dogg]

hate kickers winning games at the end

except when it happens to shitty boston teams. i don't hate kickers anymore

[screech]

Bullshit call

How so?

[OssMan]

Bullshit call

Jets got lucky.
HahHaAhaAAHahAahAHAahHA

$hitty pat$

Nerf wins the Nervous Ferret vs "Tricky" Ricky Bacon bowl.... HaHahAHhAhA

[Triple A]

Shut The Fuck Up Dan Dierdroff

Hell yea hate him too

[Emperor Smeat]

Better game than their first meeting but whatever Rex said during half-time really paid off for the Jets. Wrecked the Pats in the 3rd quarter.

Happy that Gronk is finally back though.

[RoXer]

Priest Holmes with the touchdown, 7-0 Kansas City

[RoXer]

David Carr slingin them early. 10-7 Texans

[#1-norm-fan]

San Francisco @ Tennessee is a very intriguing game to me. Tennessee has quietly looked pretty good this season and San Francisco seems vulnerable.

... Nevermind.

There's nothing intriguing about Jake Locker being forced to pass to catch up from 3 scores down.

[#1-norm-fan]

Kinda wanna see Denver and KC stay undefeated and play each other for the division lead in 3 weeks both at 9-0. Would be pretty historic and whatnot.

[OssMan]

Priest Holmes with the touchdown, 7-0 Kansas City
#dudesapriest

[#1-norm-fan]

Arian Foster got knocked out of the game against KC and now Ben Tate just got hurt. Cierre Woods is inactive. The Texans might have to finish this game with no running back.

[RoXer]

They still got Ron Dayne

[#1-norm-fan]

Probably should have activated Dominick Williams.

[#1-norm-fan]

Brandon Weeden is the worst 30 year old sophomore quarterback I have ever seen.

[OssMan]

very exciting 13-6 pittsburgh/baltimore game

[weather vane]

Football is so gay.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

How so?

gay rule.

[screech]

gay rule.

But the correct call...

[RoXer]

Bud Light

Here We Go:

Plummer vs. Manning

[RP]

LETS DO THIS

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

But the correct call...

If people can bitch for 10 years about the fucking tuck rule then I can bitch about this.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

That's not the #PatriotWay

[screech]

If people can bitch for 10 years about the fucking tuck rule then I can bitch about this.

Playoffs > Week 7

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rule=rule.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Ja Rule=Ja Rule

[Supreme Olajuwon]

#itsmurdaaaaaaa

[RoXer]

supreme, join us in 100000000000 replies

[Corndad]

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/thumb/816575411.gif?1382322356

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Tucker saved that idiots life. Could have kicked it right in his face.

[road doggy dogg]

what

[Heisenberg]

This comeback is amazing as fuck rn

[Requiem]

OMFG THAT GAME ALMOST KILLED ME. JESUS CHRIST.

FUCKING REGGIE WAYNE GOING DOWN ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK. I CAN'T STOP YELLING, WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

[road doggy dogg]

Bob Sanders

[Nark Order]

Somebody ban RP for a week, please.

[Kris P Lettus]

#1wwe fan stop pming me

I don't want to be yr friend

[ClockShot]

Wonder if Von Miller coming back was a bad thing. Doing so good without him.

Hats off to Mr. Luck. Student took down the master last night.

[Kris P Lettus]

Jets fan punches female Pats fan after the game

around 13 seconds


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[Heisenberg]

Colts/Broncos game was awesome to watch. Actually some good games all around yesterday.

[Kris P Lettus]

All three games i watched yesterday were good

jets/pats
pitt/bal
colts/broncos

[Kris P Lettus]

all AFC

no Saints, no NFC


:cool:

[Heisenberg]

I didn't get to see the Pitt/Bal game, I wanted to see what went wrong with Baltimore, seems like they do the bare minimum during the regular season on paper and just show up in the playoffs.

Nothing wrong in that obviously, but I wanted to watch a good chunk of their games to see if that is true.

[#1-norm-fan]

#1wwe fan stop pming me

I don't want to be yr friend

You've really resorted to this?

Holy fuck you are a miserable, hopeless human being. lol

[Kris P Lettus]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>THIS JUST IN: Packers TE Jermichael Finley is in the ICU at a hospital after suffering neck injury vs. Browns. (via <a href="https://twitter.com/mortreport">@mortreport</a>)</p>&mdash; SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) <a href="https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/statuses/392256950034911232">October 21, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Heisenberg]

DAMN, our roster is decimated

[Kris P Lettus]

You've really resorted this this?

Holy fuck you are a miserable, hopeless human being. lol

I was trying to hold a football discussion with you, as were numerous other posters, here in the NFL thread. You refused so you think I want to log in and see multiple PM's from you?


You are a horrible posters and dealing with you in here is bad enough, don't try to contact me outside of this.


I think you might have autism.

[#1-norm-fan]

I tried to respond to your retarded comment in private two days ago to spare the people here of another page and a half of you exhibiting your rapid loss of brain cells from all the weed. Of course you, being starved for attention, chose the NFL thread to randomly try to start a big fight in the NFL thread back up.

Also, a man who has had posters get together and spend their time to write and film a music video dedicated to how horrible and cringeworthy he is as a person offically loses the right to call others horrible.

Also, you seriously will likely die of diabetes in a year or so and it will be the greatest day in TPWW history.

Also...

Get off my nuts, leave room for your wife, don't start fights with people who aren't afraid to lose and such.

Thank you kindly, fuck off. [/discussion]

[Nark Order]

Well. Eventually you two would find each other. It was inevitable. Let the tard war officially begin.

I've got money on everybody in this thread losing.

[Ermaximus]

I't's amazing. D Mac stops posting and the Chiefs are now 7-0. Droford stops posting and the Ravens are on a downward spiral.

[Innovator]

Well. Eventually you two would find each other. It was inevitable. Let the tard war officially begin.

I've got money on everybody in this thread losing.
"Are you the key master?"

[screech]

I didn't get to see the Pitt/Bal game, I wanted to see what went wrong with Baltimore, seems like they do the bare minimum during the regular season on paper and just show up in the playoffs.

Nothing wrong in that obviously, but I wanted to watch a good chunk of their games to see if that is true.

Offense is too conservative for its own good. When you settle for field goals all day, especially after a turnover, it normally comes back to bite.

Typical Ravens-Steelers game overall, really.

[Heisenberg]

no doubt, a feast for Fantasy kicker owners

The season overall is a good change of pace, I'll be glad when we get a chance to peep the playoff picture

[screech]

That's why I always get the Ravens' kicker.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

#1wwe fan stop pming me

I don't want to be yr friend

then activate your front message board so you can get yelled at for shit in public.

[Ermaximus]

That's why I always get the Ravens' kicker.

I went with Hartley, and Scobee as his backup thinking, "Yeah, it's Scobee. He scores the most points on our team!" NOPE!

[Requiem]

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK



Reggie Wayne out for season with torn ACL and meniscus. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Requiem]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[road doggy dogg]

Legatron #1 if we're being honest here

[Innovator]

Jay Cutler has the boo boo groin. Out 4-6.

[Kris P Lettus]

Thank you kindly, fuck off. [/discussion]

"kindly, fuck off"


*now i'm going to pm you to continue*

[Kris P Lettus]

then activate your front message board so you can get yelled at for shit in public.

you mean my visitor message?


yeah it works just fine

[#1-norm-fan]

http://images.ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/robryansad.gif

[Kris P Lettus]

Sean Payton should have made that face. Ryans group did their job, stopping Brady like 3 times in the last 5 minutes of the game. Saints lack of a running game, and questionable play calling, lead to not getting crucial first downs to run out the clock.

[#1-norm-fan]

Well. Eventually you two would find each other. It was inevitable. Let the tard war officially begin.

I've got money on everybody in this thread losing.

I literally took it off the fucking thread for everyone's benefit. As I've done multiple times now. So before you start your "#1-wwf-fan ruining the thread" bitch fit, read up two spots and look at the random fucking non-#1-wwf-fan post that started the shit.

[Kris P Lettus]

Oh I mean I don't want to talk about it, I have already told you why I am right and why you are wrong. Now clear out of here so we can get some real posters in here for real football discussion

[/#1-wwe-fan]

[#1-norm-fan]

BAH REGGIEWAYNEJAYCUTLERSAMEBRADFORDFUCKBALLCOCKNUTS!

I need a drink.

[ClockShot]

Titans owner Bud Adams died today at the age of 90.

Can never forget this.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/522382/bud-adams-fuck-yall-o.gif

[Kris P Lettus]

BAH REGGIEWAYNEJAYCUTLERSAMEBRADFORDFUCKBALLCOCKNUTS!

I need a drink.

You need a social life

#1-wwf-fan viewing schedule:

RedZone

Best 7 hours of the week.

[#1-norm-fan]

http://images.ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/robryansad.gif

[Kris P Lettus]

Prolly the same face you make on friday nights waiting on NFL redzone by yrself

[#1-norm-fan]

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bored-yawning-49ers-fan-nfl-fan-gifs.gif

[Kris P Lettus]

after you masturbated on said friday night alone

[#1-norm-fan]

http://i.imgur.com/J4ZbxGf.gif

[Kris P Lettus]

realization you will die alone

[Ermaximus]

Doug Martin too. Damn, that opened the door for my fantasy team to run wild. STAY HEALTHY AP!

[#1-norm-fan]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1349696/heymanning.gif

[#1-norm-fan]

Damn, Doug Martin?

The Bucs are gonna go to shit now...

[Ermaximus]

Damn, Doug Martin?

The Bucs are gonna go to shit now...

Yea because clearly V Jax is a horrible offensive weapon. Guy is just horrible.

[Innovator]

BOTH OF YOU STOP IT. I CANNOT CONCENTRATE ON GILROY WITH THIS GOING ON

[Ermaximus]

Here come the Tebow talks again. Just let it die ffs.

[#1-norm-fan]

Nevermind. Forgot about Vincent Jackson. Bucs should still be able to make a run deep into the playoffs.

[#1-norm-fan]

But seriously... I kinda wanna take odds on a bet that Jacksonville will win more games than Tampa Bay. I feel like it's a bet I would get pretty good odds on and I don't think it's THAT crazy at this point. Now I just have to find a place that takes bets on ridiculous shit and I'm all set.

[Ermaximus]

I don't see any winable games on our schedule.

San Fran in London next week, then a bye week, then it goes like this: @ Tenn, Arizona , @ Houston, @ Cleveland, Houston, Buffalo, Tenn, and then @ Indy.

[#1-norm-fan]

I can see a home win against Buffalo, possibly Arizona and a random division upset like the last week of the season in Indy if Indy already has their seed locked up and everything. They showed in Denver that they can at least "get people's attention" when their completely outmatched.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

7 games against sub .500 teams = 0 winnable games


Lowered expectaaaaaaaations

[Nark Order]

Got a neg rep from Krispy, presumably while he was angry and sweating. Man. I'm going to take this to heart and do my best to become better. I want to be the best Narc I can be. You all don't deserve this lackluster performance on my part. We're going to evolve together. That is a guaren-damn-tee.

[Innovator]

I'm disappointed that my Varsity Blues quote fell on deaf ears.

[Nark Order]

If the Jags had James Vanderbeek as their quarterback, none of this would be happening.

[Innovator]

5 wide, stack 4 make them go one on one on the other side.

[Innovator]

I might just watch Varsity Blues instead of the Giants tonight.

[#1-norm-fan]

James Van Der Beek does not want... Chad Henne's life.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I'm disappointed that my Varsity Blues quote fell on deaf ears.

Whatever bro. I just dropped a sick Mad TV ref. that sailed over everybody's heads.

Also I believe you to be a homosexual whose views on football are incorrect. #footballthreadfeud

[Supreme Olajuwon]

If the Jags had James Vanderbeek as their quarterback, none of this would be happening.

Do you even watch football? Your opinions are outrageous and I think negatively of you because of it. Also, your homosexuality.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

James Van Der Beek does not want... Chad Henne's life.

This is a poorly researched statement. Therefore, you lack social standing and I despise your existence.

[Nark Order]

Damn. Maybe I am a homosexual. This week is full of twists and turns.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

you mean my visitor message?


yeah it works just fine

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Qhvbm6Rppbo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[road doggy dogg]

not even posting a clip from the greatest television show of all time is going to make you any less terrible in this thread. SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

[#1-norm-fan]

Jared Allen may have just gotten the greatest sack ever.

[#1-norm-fan]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pVZxs_O26fQ/UmXdWrMUryI/AAAAAAAACq0/Q3BN8iObOp8/s400/jallen1.gif

lol Ridiculous.

[Kris P Lettus]

lol Peyton Hillis going off

[road doggy dogg]

Christ, Freeman looks awful out there. I mean, yeah part of it is the receivers and not knowing the playbook, but holy fuck.

[Kris P Lettus]

Did you think he would look like a probowler

[Evil Vito]

<FONT COLOR=GOLDENROD>THE GIANTS WIN A GAME! THE GIANTS WIN A GAME! THE GIANTS WIN A GAME!</FONT>

[road doggy dogg]

Did you think he would look like a probowler

What? No, not even a little bit. I thought he would look like an NFL quarterback. He looked worse than the aborted lovechild of Blaine Gabbert and Brandon Weeden.

[Ermaximus]

And then there were two and they were both from Florida.

[road doggy dogg]

At least you have the Panthers :shifty:

[Ermaximus]

At least you have the Panthers :shifty:

Well, they ARE the only team to beat the Penguins this year, so that's a plus.

[Kris P Lettus]

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/21530525/crf.0_standard_709.0.gif

[Kris P Lettus]

Torn ACL Count: 38

LB Victor Butler (NO)
OL Dan Koppen (DEN)
DE Melvin Ingram (SD)
DE Greg Scruggs (SEA)
CB Aaron Berry (NYJ)
LB Jonas Mouton (SD)
WR Jeremy Maclin (PHI)
WR Armon Binns (MIA)
LB Darius Fleming (SF)
LB Jason Phillips (PHI)
FB Mike Zordich (CAR)
OL Bryan Bulaga (GB)
CB Chris Culliver (SF)
WR Arrelious Benn (PHI)
WR Danario Alexander (SD)
WR Joseph Morgan (NO)
WR Vidal Hazleton (NYJ)
DE Phillip Hunt (PHI)
WR Keolah Pilares (CAR)
WR Kevin Elliott (BUF)
TE Dustin Keller (MIA)
CB Richard Crawford (WAS)
DE Will Smith (NO)
FS Stevie Brown (NYG)
OL Maurkice Pouncey (PIT)
RB LaRod Stephens-Howling (PIT)
OL Garry Williams (CAR)
DT Henry Melton (CHI)
RB Vick Ballard (IND)
DT Nate Collins (CHI)
OL Amini Silatolu (CAR)
QB Brian Hoyer (CLE)
LB Bryan Kehl (WAS)
WR Charles Johnson (CLE)
RB Mike Goodson (NYJ)
LB Desmond Bishop (MIN)
QB Sam Bradford (STL)
WR Reggie Wayne (IND)

[Heisenberg]

RIP ACL Tierre Remember the Titans

[Innovator]

I would like the thank Jaaaaaaaash Freeman for forgetting how to quarterback.

[road doggy dogg]

Samesies, I was going against some bro who had AP in D&D football and I was ahead by 14 points. Didn't threaten once. God bless you, Freeman.

[road doggy dogg]

Shit, reminds me, need to listen to BS Report from yesterday still

[RP]

The Colts are the best team in the NFL.

[Ermaximus]

Definately not far off from the truth.

[road doggy dogg]

They have victories over the consensus "best" teams (Denver, Seattle, SF) so even though their record is 5-2 I'd still consider them much better than a team like KC who hasn't beaten anyone of note yet (unless you count the Cowboys)

[Ermaximus]

They have victories over the consensus "best" teams (Denver, Seattle, SF) so even though their record is 5-2 I'd still consider them much better than a team like KC who hasn't beaten anyone of note yet (unless you count the Cowboys)

Pretty much my feelings as well. They only lost to the Dolphins and Chargers so it's not like they lost to bad teams, where as KC, has pretty much only beaten bad teams.

[Nark Order]

Colts are definitely a force to be reckoned with. Losing Wayne might hurt. Dunno. They still have a bunch of receivers that they havent fully utilized yet though. Darrius Heyward-Bey prolly gonna get more grabs now.

[Nark Order]

Also, Requiem shows up right on cue here in this thread.

[Kris P Lettus]

Req is the worst football fan here

[RP]

Herm's top 3 AFC teams

1) Denver
2) Cincinnati
3) Kansas City

Herm Edwards. You're a moron.

[RP]

VICKERSON FROM DENVER SHOULD BE SUSPENDED FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON

[Innovator]

Jaaaaash Freeman was apparently concussed during the game at some point.

That would explain a lot.

[Ermaximus]

Colts are definitely a force to be reckoned with. Losing Wayne might hurt. Dunno. They still have a bunch of receivers that they havent fully utilized yet though. Darrius Heyward-Bey prolly gonna get more grabs now.

I'd say T.Y. Hilton personally.

[Kris P Lettus]

Jaaaaash Freeman was apparently concussed during the game at some point.

That would explain a lot.

Ponder is starting Sunday against the Pack


lol

[Ermaximus]

BRB, dropping Kevin Rudolph.

[Kris P Lettus]

Jason Campbell is starting for the Browns

[Heisenberg]

Case Keenum is not getting the start I heard for the Texans, Kubiak wants Schaub to start and probably just wants to get fired quicker

[Kris P Lettus]

Kubiak should just suit up and start himself

[Heisenberg]

Pary Pube-iak

[screech]

Jason Campbell is starting for the Browns

Damn, didn't realize he was still in the league. Liked him when he debuted. That may or may not have to do with Madden 07.

[Kris P Lettus]

He was legit at Auburn for like 2 years and even won the NCAA championship, if memory serves me

Same team with Ronnie Brown and Cadillac Williams

[James Steele]

Nope, he was on the undefeated Auburn team that got left out of the BCS Title game when OU and USC went undefeated and started out ranked higher.

[Kris P Lettus]

BOOM

"shared a NCAA championship"

[Kris P Lettus]

Sportscenter said the Jeff Garcia wants a shot at the Browns starting QB spot

[Ermaximus]

Kubiak should just suit up and start himself

I'd pay to see this. I'd also pay good money to see Jeff Fisher suit up and play.

[road doggy dogg]

Rams called Favre to be their QB but he somehow said no

[Kris P Lettus]

If Garcia comes back and is successful, it wouldn't surprise me if others tried to comeback

[Kris P Lettus]

Dont worry guys, the Vikes have their QB situation worked out

http://i.imgur.com/ZY9bJ2H.gif

[Heisenberg]

Thought that was Super Mega Funny Man Rob Riggle, or is it him in Jared Allen's get up?

[Ermaximus]

If Garcia comes back and is successful, it wouldn't surprise me if others tried to comeback

Jags call dibs on Brunell.

[Innovator]

Joey Harrington is still by his phone, fingers crossed.

[road doggy dogg]

DETROIT FOOTBALL LIONS playing a London game next year. Looks like I'm making a return trip.

[Kris P Lettus]

Thought that was Super Mega Funny Man Rob Riggle, or is it him in Jared Allen's get up?

nah it's that shithead jarred allen on the Mayne Event a few years ago

[Ermaximus]

DETROIT FOOTBALL LIONS playing a London game next year. Looks like I'm making a return trip.

Cowboys-Jags in London as one of our "home games." "America's team" vs. a team most people in the U.S. don't even give a shit about. Makes sense.

[Kris P Lettus]

the 1990's called

they want their Cowboys nickname back

[road doggy dogg]

They should just stop with the cockteasing and move the Jaguars to London already

[Ermaximus]

I don't even think London wants them at this point.

[Kris P Lettus]

They should have signed Tebow

I can't hate too hard cause with Doug Martin going down, MJD is one of my primary backs in fantasy

[Heisenberg]

Any Gruden's Grinders that are on the Rams to help step up and prevent my hero Brett Favre from coming back??

[Ermaximus]

They should have signed Tebow

I can't hate too hard cause with Doug Martin going down, MJD is one of my primary backs in fantasy

Tebow wouldn't have done any better.

I could have taken MJD in round 4 this year, but took Giovanni Bernard instead.

[Heisenberg]

http://tomclevelandtest.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/6a00e553e551d1883401156f19981e970c-500wi.jpg

Looks like the world has forgotten bout you Coach. Grind on though

[Heisenberg]

Any Gruden's Grinders that are on the Rams to help step up and prevent my hero Brett Favre from coming back??

http://espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/gruden_7.jpg

[Ermaximus]

His latest movie was pretty terrible.

[Heisenberg]

He has a movie??