NFL 2013 Season Thread

[Ermaximus]

He has several actually.

http://cdn.bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Curse-of-Chucky-Cover.jpg

[Kris P Lettus]

Child's Play

:roll:

[Kris P Lettus]

knew it

[Kris P Lettus]

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[Heisenberg]

Don't know if this is the place to link this, but the Start'em Sit'em for this week in Fantasy by some football mocking ppl.

Love the Antonio Brown one, for the love of storyline

http://profootballmock.com/pfm-fantasy-football-start-em-sit-em-week-8/

[Ermaximus]

Who wrote that shit?

[Heisenberg]

This site I go to weekly to see a string of NFL QBs talk to each other on Facebook. Pretty good read to start my day off to.

[road doggy dogg]

Hmmmmmmmmmm Carolina -6.5 tonight. I can't see Tampa covering even a little bit, but these Thursday games are fucked so I am leery to drop money on Carolina tonight

[road doggy dogg]

what the fuck is this song. jesus christ.

[road doggy dogg]

ugh forgot how much I hate Mike Mayock

[ClockShot]

So, Schiano coaching for his job tonight?

[road doggy dogg]

Don't watch a lot of Panthers games, but that drive looked legit. Cam is a fun player to watch.

[RP]

Did Cam Newton just steal Deangelo Williams TD ball and give it away?

[RP]

Tampa Bay has some hideous women.

[Heisenberg]

The QB they have, is he the only viable guy there in Tampa?

[Ermaximus]

The QB they have, is he the only viable guy there in Tampa?

It's him or Dan Orlovsky. Ask RP about Orlovsky.

[Kris P Lettus]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Graham went in early to get extra treatment on it this AM b4 tests it on field. Plantar fascia is partially torn. He needs it to fully tear</p>&mdash; Jay Glazer (@JayGlazer) <a href="https://twitter.com/JayGlazer/statuses/394451508600659968">October 27, 2013</a></blockquote>
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what does this mean

[Emperor Smeat]

According to a few Google searches, he won't be able to do any cut-like runs because that tissue being torn means his heel isn't flat but more like an arch. Probably a lot more easier to fix if its fully torn than partially because the tissue itself is pretty thick and how it works.

[Heisenberg]

http://comedycentral.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/key_and_peele/video/season_2/key_peele_neesons.jpg

MEGATRON IS MY FANTASY SHIT!!!!!

[Nark Order]

Man. 9ers doing whatever they want. The Jags are scary bad.

[owenbrown]

why does the NFL want to punish London by letting the Jaguars lose big to the 9ers there? :wtf:

[Heisenberg]

Lee INT helped Dez get that TD, gtfo with your DX taunt

[OssMan]

late Ossman viewing schedule

1 ET: Cowboys vs Lions on FOX

Cowboys kind of interesting. Lions kind of interesting. Dislike Cowboys. Like Lions. Some big playmakers. Interest: 7/10

1 ET: Patriots at Dolphins on CBS

Patriots slightly interesting. Dolphins slightly interesting. Indifferent towards Patriots. Indifferent towards Dolphins. Interest: 5/10

Special Appearance: 1 ET - Giants at Eagles on LAPTOP

Giants not very interesting. Eagles pretty interesting. Like Giants. Hate Eagles. Laptop stream is shitty and is giving a ton of ads. Interest: 8/10

4:25 ET: Redskins at Broncos on FOX

Redskins very interesting. Broncos very interesting. Like Redskins. Hometown team. Like current Broncos team. Very like Peyton Manning and RG Third. Interest: 10/10

8:30 ET: Green Bay at Minnesota - Sunday Night Football on NBC

Green Bay kind of interesting. Minnesota uninteresting. Might try to go out with this Mexican girl if she stops ignoring me tonight so probably won't watch this. Interest: 4/10

[McLegend]

Matt Barkley is not an NFL Quarterback.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hey now everybody it's Sunday Night!
Green Bay humiliting the Vikings under the Metrodome Light.

Not going to watch that bout.
Going to watch the Sox destroy the Cardnials in rout.

Owen Brown thinks Sox and Carnials will be a bore
Think that is true just check out their scores.

Sunday Night is going to be one hell of a night
We get to see two hell in a cell fights!

[Frank Drebin]

Cowboys D just choked

[Razzamajazz]

jesus detroit

[OssMan]

what

i stopped watching when dallas got the ball back

wtf

how did that happen

what

[Heisenberg]

Lol Dez, fuckin' disgraceful

[Emperor Smeat]

Wow

[Heisenberg]

Stafford didn't notify anyone, just jumped in there. Not over though, great fuckin game

[#1-norm-fan]

Cowboys D just choked

This should surprise no one.

[Razzamajazz]

stafford's getting laid tonight

[OssMan]

Hey now everybody it's Sunday Night!
Green Bay humiliting the Vikings under the Metrodome Light.

Not going to watch that bout.
Going to watch the Sox destroy the Cardnials in rout.

Owen Brown thinks Sox and Carnials will be a bore
Think that is true just check out their scores.

Sunday Night is going to be one hell of a night
We get to see two hell in a cell fights!
Sunday Night Football on NBC.
The Mexican girl I'm talking to is ignoring me.
I think I'll watch and relate to the show Hello Ladies
Because the NFL rocks on HBO

[OssMan]

Dez Bryant Claims He's Just as Good as Calvin Johnson


By Alex Kay (http://bleacherreport.com/users/105221-alex-kay)
(Featured Columnist) on October 22, 2013

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Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant (http://bleacherreport.com/dez-bryant) claims that he is just as good as Detroit Lions stud wideout Calvin Johnson (http://bleacherreport.com/calvin-johnson).
According to ESPN Dallas’ Tim MacMahon (http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/9861941/dez-bryant-dallas-cowboys-do-calvin-johnson-detroit-lions-do), Bryant went on 103.3 FM ESPN in Dallas on Monday and claimed that he can do whatever Johnson can on the football field:
I believe I can do whatever he can do. I think it's just a pride thing. When it comes to football, just being on the field, it's a mindset and having a mentality. I honestly believe when I'm there, I'll be feeling like there's nothing I can't do. Whatever the coaches ask me to do, I'm going to do it.
I always feel like there's more. I think that's just a mindset you're supposed to have.


http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1820626-dez-bryant-claims-hes-just-as-good-as-calvin-johnson

[RoXer]

Sunday Night Football on NBC.
The Mexican girl I'm talking to is ignoring me.
I think I'll watch and relate to the show Hello Ladies
Because the NFL rocks on HBO

I really like Hello Ladies

love Kyle Mooney, obv

[#1-norm-fan]

To be fair, Bryant did have 2 TDs today. And that was against a defense not run by an 80 year old man who hasn't been able to put a game plan together to stop anyone in a decade.

[RP]

Lol Cowboys

[Heisenberg]

To be fair, Bryant did have 2 TDs today. And that was against a defense not run by an 80 year old man who hasn't been able to put a game plan together to stop anyone in a decade.

Against Megatron who put up some stats today and was instantly forgiven for his mishaps with some crucial catches.


It was a good shootout though, I hope other WRs follow suit and compare theirselves to Megatron so I can benefit fantasy wise

[#1-norm-fan]

Don't get me wrong. I'd agree that Megatron is the best receiver in the league. I'm just saying... let's not pretend Dez went out and backed up his comments by laying an egg. That touchdown catch at the end of the first half was pretty insane, too.

[Heisenberg]

I liked the one where he ran on the sides all straight-like. I don't really mind Dez that much, but I'm a fantasy coach overall and have to pull for the man known as Megatron





I laughed when they showed footage of Dez throwing a fit with Witten trying to calm him down.

[Evil Vito]

Love it.

[#1-norm-fan]

Alright, Marvin Jones gets to compare himself to Megatron for the day if he keeps this up.

[OssMan]

I really like Hello Ladies

love Kyle Mooney, obv
Mexican girl responded to my text
We could watch World Series Baseball on FOX
I'm gonna fuck this up and probably won't have sex
Because it took her five hours to respond to my text

[ClockShot]

Denver vs. Washington. Tied at 7 at halftime.

Didn't see that coming.

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh what the fuck, Denver.

[OssMan]

What just happened in the 5 minutes I missed that WSH scored 14 points

Why is everything happening in some bizarre way that I miss it even though I'm missing like nothing

[OssMan]

Mexican girl taking forever again
I wait with bated breath for the arrival of her pen
At halftime the score of this game was seven-seven
As the fire slowly dwindles away in my den

[DrA]

Jesus Washington is trash.

[Crimson]

NFC east is trash

[Krimzon7]

Alright, Marvin Jones gets to compare himself to Megatron for the day if he keeps this up.
A) megatron is a bossB) so is Dezatron. He was spectacular
C) HOW BOUT THEM BENGALS!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

Daaaaaaaaaaamn.

Denver came back big time. I turned it off after Peyton's fumble and pick 6.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Dolphins' Mike Pouncey issued grand jury subpoena tied to Aaron Hernandez case. Seen as witness that could help investigation. (via <a href="https://twitter.com/SInow">@SInow</a>)</p>&mdash; SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) <a href="https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/statuses/394620235862769664">October 28, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[DrA]

Des Bryant had another one of his outbursts today apparently. That guy is honestly the stupidest person, just a completely inarticulate half wit.

[DrA]

Romo does that a lot as well, the temper tantrums where he yells at the receiver after he throws a shitty pass. There are so many Cowfags on that team.

[ClockShot]

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*insert "dum de dum dum" from Dragnet here*
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[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Giants: 2-6, 2 games out of first

Crazy year.</font>

[road doggy dogg]

Hey this Calvin Johnson guy... pretty good

[Kris P Lettus]

He's no Dez Bryant

lol

[road doggy dogg]

Dez Bryant is still probably one of the top 5 receivers in the league by any metric, but Calvin is just in his own tier

[road doggy dogg]

He's like AP in that regard, where he's just on this entirely other level compared to the next-best player at his position. There are some beastly WRs out there (Demaryius, Dez, AJ Green, Fitz, etc) but Calvin just dwarfs all of them. Love it

[Kris P Lettus]

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2013/10/mooredance.gif

[Kris P Lettus]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Bucs announced they placed WR Mike Williams on IR.</p>&mdash; Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/statuses/394851158507786240">October 28, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Heisenberg]

Is that Jay Glazer's butt buddy? Michael Fabiano's cousin? Always wondered how these guys get their jobs, luckkkkyyy

[Krimzon7]

He's like AP in that regard, where he's just on this entirely other level compared to the next-best player at his position. There are some beastly WRs out there (Demaryius, Dez, AJ Green, Fitz, etc) but Calvin just dwarfs all of them. Love it



DID YOU LOVE THAT 27-24 LOSS WE LEFT YOU WITH!!!!

[Kris P Lettus]

Dez Bryants sideline outburst

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-videos/0ap2000000271580/Dez-sideline-sound

[Ermaximus]

Yea, anyone who doesn't see Megatron as the best WR in the NFL, is wrong.

[Kris P Lettus]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Actiiiiiiingg

[Kris P Lettus]

http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/TAVON-AUSTIN-FLOP.gif

[Kris P Lettus]

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2013/10/garcon1.gif

[Kris P Lettus]

Pro football talk is reporting that Sidney rice has a torn acl

Adjust yr fantasy teams accordingly

[Krimzon7]

By bringing in percy harvin

[Emperor Smeat]

NFL considering among the things to vote and possible change for next season is removing TDs if the player ends up getting flagged for taunting.

The NFL may consider voiding touchdowns as part of taunting violations next season. The league could vote for taunting penalties to negate touchdowns scored to by the violating party, according to NFL head of officiating Dean Blandino (via Pro Football Talk). The subject of negating touchdowns came up while Blandino was speaking on NFL Network on Wednesday afternoon.

The aftermath of the Golden Tate taunting penalty during the Seahawks win over the Rams may cause the league's Competition Committee to discuss changes to the rule, per Blandino. Tate and the Seahawks were penalized 15 yards on the kickoff following the touchdown, but the score still counted.
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/10/30/5047678/nfl-could-consider-negating-touchdowns-for-taunting-penalties

[road doggy dogg]

ugh

[screech]

Lame

[Kris P Lettus]

That Golden Tate call was ridiculous. I miss ten years ago when you had ochocinco river dancing, Joe horn answering cell phones, and randy moss mooning people

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: The fake mooning by Moss was amazing just for Joe Buck's reaction to it.

[Kris P Lettus]

Joe Horn cell phone was the best

:foc:

[Krimzon7]

Joe Horn cell phone was the best

:foc:



Fuck you...WR 85 had the best endzone dances.

[Kris P Lettus]

The putt is my personal fav of his

[Heisenberg]

is Dalton for real? I'm a big fan of his, even though I'm Packers 4 life. I can fan whoever I want.

I also taken a notice to his fantasy play and picked him up in a nonTPWW fantasy league, should I roll with him tonight or are we going to see him come down to earth again?

[Nark Order]

They aren't going to take emotion out of a game where part of the object of the game is to hit people as hard as humanly possible. It just isn't going to happen no matter how hard they try. Taunting is just part of it. It shouldn't get out of hand, but let's stop trying to act like football is a classy gentleman's game like golf or something.

[Ermaximus]

Dalton @ Miami. Play him dude. No brainer. Bernard, Green, and Jones are too much for the Dolphins.

[Heisenberg]

yeah, Dalton should show up. Hell didn't Weeden get that Thursday Night award a few weeks back?

[Ermaximus]

That really tells you something doesn't it?

[Heisenberg]

Should tell me that Dalton doesn't like being shown up by a fellow Ohio QB. I'm not Jay Blazer other wise I'd text him or some pisssss

How'd the marathon thing go btw?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

NFL considering among the things to vote and possible change for next season is removing TDs if the player ends up getting flagged for taunting.


http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/10/30/5047678/nfl-could-consider-negating-touchdowns-for-taunting-penalties

Thank you NFL for giving me something to actually be pissed off about in the world of sports.

Also fuck you NFL for being pussies with the same lack of common sense as school sports organizers. Everybody is a winner! Everybody gets a trophy! No! There are winners and there are losers. You should be able to celebrate saying I'm better than you. What's the point in winning if you can't rub it in?

Only penalize celebrations for touchdowns when the team scoring is down big. They have no reason to celebrate when they are down 20+ points.

[Ermaximus]

It's Saturday. I'm at $200 raised currently and trying for more.

Also, Dalton>Henne>Weeden=Gabbert. That really tells you something.

[Heisenberg]

Good, I always try to donate when I can. I feel bad when I can't, I either donate blood or money. Sometimes books

[Anybody Thrilla]

Pretty jacked for my Bengals tonight.

[#1-norm-fan]

Despite that TD being called back, Marvin Jones is officially a beast.

[#1-norm-fan]

Coming into this game, Andy Dalton was 8-for-8 with 7 TDs when targeting Marvin Jones in the endzone.

Jesus.

[Krimzon7]

I still just wanna murder Andy Dalton. Hate this guy.

[Krimzon7]

Andy Dalton is single handedly throwing Miami into the AFC East race. one Fumble, Two Interceptions and a Pick Six...this is the normal as opposed to the fluke 5TD game of last week.

[Krimzon7]

Is there any way we can get Manzell in the draft? Jesus I would squeal like a school girl for a month if we found a way to get Johnny Jeezus.

[Krimzon7]

GIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[Ermaximus]

Yea, was not expecting Dalton to play like this tonight at all. Must have overdone it against that got damn Jets last week.

[Krimzon7]

I want to murder Andy Dalton

[Krimzon7]

seriously, like catch him outside the stadium and just pummel him. Then eat his face.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The ever so common walkoff safety.</font>

[Krimzon7]

Andy Dalton, finding ways to lose since 2011

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Marvin Jones was wide open.

[RP]

Tony Romo is somewhere, being very jealous.

[#1-norm-fan]

Well that was a silly thing to say.

[Heisenberg]

Man, what a way to end the game last night, I could feel the heat that Dalton was giving off last night, pretty sure he DDT'ed someone in the tunnel and kicked someone from his stable last night.

[Heisenberg]

Tannehill looked like Stifler during the post-game interview with that blonde.

[Kris P Lettus]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3ddJXlkB76M/UnMW0tod_8I/AAAAAAAAACU/HkWHYwav2Jo/s400/giowow1.gif

[Kris P Lettus]

lol

http://abload.de/img/flagkhatz.gif

[Ermaximus]

Well, anything other than 0-16 for sure now would be a shock. Anyone want an explosive WR with drinking problems?

[screech]

Totally

[ClockShot]

No thanks.

Maybe Shahid Khan will call Tebow now?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The first casualty of NFL flex scheduling is here. Giants/Packers November 17th game is flexed to a 4:25 PM game. Broncos/Chiefs is flexed into the night game spot.</font>

[RP]

So who was the casualty? I feel like everyone wins.

[Kris P Lettus]

John Fox had a supposed heart attack

https://mobile.twitter.com/adamschefter/status/396732547553427456

[Kris P Lettus]

Nvrmnd

https://mobile.twitter.com/psmyth12/status/396741294371774464

[ClockShot]

Good thing we got a bye this week.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Adam Schefter reports that if John Fox has heart valve surgery he is expected to miss 2 months. He then also reported that it could be less severe and he could miss less time.

Never really understood the constant praise Schefter gets. For all the "scoops" he gets he tends to report on both sides of a story so he's right one way or another. He and Mortensen are also both guilty of the common ESPN tactic of reporting "sources say" on something that has already been announced by the team.</font>

[OssMan]

Weird redskins/chargers game

[Kris P Lettus]

#1 wwe fan enjoying the best 7 hours of his week watching NFL red zone

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Randomly trying to start a fight/jumping on my nuts because your team is losing. Awesome.

[owenbrown]

Jake fucking Locker with the TD run :y:

[Razzamajazz]

dallas can suck a fat dick

[owenbrown]

fuck yeah Titans back to .500

[#1-norm-fan]

YOU DON'T SAY THAT, RAZZ!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

Alright, now don't you fuck this up, Chargers.

[Razzamajazz]

YOU DON'T SAY THAT, RAZZ!!!

:foc:

[Team Sheep]

Yeeeeah Jets. One of the most dominant defensive displays I've seen in years against one of the league's best offences. Outstanding. 5-4 going into the bye, who'd have thought it. Maybe having a bye next week will help to finally snap the inability to win two games in a row. Remaining schedule doesn't look too shabby either.

[Team Sheep]

What a load of bollocks that penalty was for a clean hit on Brees too. The turnover on downs following that was pure justice. :)

[road doggy dogg]

J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS

[Team Sheep]

Tampa Bay up 21-0 at Seattle. Lol wtf.

[#1-norm-fan]

I've never been so unconvinced that a 21-0 lead will last in my life.

[DaveWadding]

Earl Thiomas the Third ET3

[#1-norm-fan]

Would be pretty insane if it did though.

[Kris P Lettus]

lol. Randomly trying to start a fight/jumping on my nuts because your team is losing. Awesome.

Its not random when its occurred for 10 years

[#1-norm-fan]

lol

[#1-norm-fan]

The Raiders are currently making Nick Foles look like Peyton Manning.

[Innovator]

Everyone, owenbrown just made TWO CONSECUTIVE POSITIVE POSTS.

[Razzamajazz]

roethlisberger sure likes to lick his fingers

[owenbrown]

Aww, man. Foles is out of the game I wanted him to break the record, booooooooooo.

[road doggy dogg]

Foles just had himself a Matt Flynn game. Can't wait to hear about the contract extension next week and the Eagles tying their horse to this wagon and have it come back to bite them.

[Emperor Smeat]

Foles just had himself a Matt Flynn game. Can't wait to hear about the contract extension next week and the Eagles tying their horse to this wagon and have it come back to bite them.

Would follow the Kevin Kolb route if that did happen.

[road doggy dogg]

UH OH. Doug Marrone is PISSED. He is gonna go home and he is NOT going to pet his dog. LOOK OUT!!!

[road doggy dogg]

I mean don't get me wrong, I like seeing a coach get upset over a loss and take accountability, but his word choice was pritty rofl in that press conference

[weather vane]

Worst day of gambling for me. Fuck.

I HATE THE JETS/RAVENS. Two of the gayest teams going.

[Corndad]

Steelers have a lot they have to work on in a lot of areas. Yuck. Also Ryan Clark needs to start his TV Career immediately and get off the playing field ASAP.

[Emperor Smeat]

:cool: Pats won.

[road doggy dogg]

Worst day of gambling for me. Fuck.

I HATE THE JETS/RAVENS. Two of the gayest teams going.

yeah don't get me started on the goddamn Saints. Killed every single one of my tickets today

[road doggy dogg]

Actually no, not every ticket. Somehow the Falcons couldn't stay within 19.5 points for my teaser. How the hell did this team win 13 games last year?

[RP]

Newbiak

[Krimzon7]

Chase Keenum ladies and gentlemen! What the fuck?!?

[Ermaximus]

Andre Johnson is back, now that his team has a QB who can throw passes and not picks.

[Krimzon7]

Somebody please go and sit with RP...I'm sure he is having suicidal thoughts right now...

[RP]

I hope Kubiack is ok.

[#1-norm-fan]

What the hell happened??

[Kris P Lettus]

I'm not ok

[Heisenberg]

Kubiak collapsed going in for halftime

[road doggy dogg]

From what they're saying, it sounds like he'll be okay, it's mostly "precautionary". Of course, Wade Phillips in for coach now so the Colts win

[road doggy dogg]

From what they're saying, it sounds like he'll be okay, it's mostly "precautionary". Of course, Wade Phillips in for coach now so the Colts win

called it

[RP]

Somebody please go and sit with RP...I'm sure he is having suicidal thoughts right now...

Everyone should sit with me because I'm FUCKING AWESOME RIGHT NOW!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Richie Incognito suspended indefinitely by the Dolphins.

[Team Sheep]

Worst day of gambling for me. Fuck.

I HATE THE JETS/RAVENS. Two of the gayest teams going.

I had Jets +6.5, Bills +4.5, Patriots -6, Cowboys, Browns, Seahawks for an £87 return.

Fucking Bills.

Cowboys are also on my cunt list for screwing me out of a £65 return last week by conceding a touchdown with 12 seconds to go and losing by a point.

[Kris P Lettus]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Ryi3XGEbBGk/UnaZmgf_UoI/AAAAAAAADJ4/F56yblMd8gI/s400/meech12333.gif

[Team Sheep]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYOp5KDIgAA1KnS.jpg:large

PENALTY! :nono:

[Heisenberg]

Richie Incognito suspended indefinitely by the Dolphins.

I know of him from his days at St. Louis, had a bad reputation for being a heel, I guess he made his presence known again

[CSL]

49ers releasing Nnamdi. Fall from grace complete

[Innovator]

He still married and got Kerry Washington pregnant. He still has that going for him.

Which is nice.

[road doggy dogg]

I remember reading a few years back how his heart wasn't in the game anymore. Shame really, he was arguably the best shutdown corner in the league in his prime in Oakland, even making Revis look somewhat mortal.

[#1-norm-fan]

http://i.imgur.com/49Qjo.gif

[Heisenberg]

http://i.imgur.com/QeBJxUS.gif

GO PACK GO!

[#1-norm-fan]

No change in his facial expression. What a no-sell.

[Heisenberg]

Sorry, changed my gif for the sake of Monday Night Football

[#1-norm-fan]

Rodgers out with a shoulder injury. Doesn't sound good. I highly doubt Seneca Wallace is gonna keep this team in the running for the division. Could be a 3-way tie at 5-3 for first place in the NFC North after this game. This could end up being the best second half division race ever if Rodgers isn't out for the season.

[Heisenberg]

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/819736530.gifSHITTTTTTTT

[Frank Drebin]

Our backup is better at least. Whew.

[Heisenberg]

We only lost by seven, that image will haunt me for weeks

[road doggy dogg]

Even though it was two shit teams tonight's Thursday game was actually pritty good. Stupid Washington costing me money though. Assholes

[RoXer]

Really?

The Saints are playing the Cowboys in primetime tonight and Kris P and #1WWFfan hardly posted in here this week?

Boring.

[Innovator]

White pants day

[Kris P Lettus]

Really?

The Saints are playing the Cowboys in primetime tonight and Kris P and #1WWFfan hardly posted in here this week?

Boring.

I try to stay away from him.

[Evil Vito]

No idea how its possible for a team to turn the ball over this much.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol

[#1-norm-fan]

Alright, if Jacksonville can't protect a 2 score lead with Ryan Fitzpatrick leading the other team then they will officially become the worst team ever.

[Razzamajazz]

poor bengals

[Krimzon7]

Andy Dalton is Daltoning the Bengals into another loss. Jesus Fucking Christ he is horrible.

[Krimzon7]

Here Comes the Titans

[#1-norm-fan]

Holy shit, Rams.

It appears Tavon Austin has remembered how to play football.

[Krimzon7]

Andy Dalton has remembered he's andy fucking dalton. God I am gassing up the Car. Gonna drive to Cincy and do a home invasion on Andy Dalton. I'll risk the Death Penalty to ensure we get a real quarterback under center.

[Evil Vito]

No idea how its possible for a team to turn the ball over this much.

[#1-norm-fan]

Holy shit, Eli. It looked like he was staring down the defender. lol

There's still hope for that INT record. Do it, Manning!

[Evil Vito]

All 17 Raider points so far are off of turnovers. Nick Foles threw on the Raiders with fucking ease last week. Fuck.

[Kris P Lettus]

Andy Dalton 8/21 0 TD 1 INT

[owenbrown]

Ryan Motherfucking Fitzpatrick

[Innovator]

All 17 Raider points so far are off of turnovers. Nick Foles threw on the Raiders with fucking ease last week. Fuck.

That's why gilbride is committing to the run so much

[Innovator]

God this team sucks, how the fuck did rivers miss him?

[#1-norm-fan]

Tavon Austin has a 98 yard punt return TD and two receiving TDs of 81 and 57 yards a minute into the second half. Damn.

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh, also St. Louis is beating Indy 35-0 in Indy and just picked off Luck again. I guess that's the crazier story out of this game right now.

[Bad News Gertner]

Lol sooooo want the Titans to lose so their sister fucking racists fans lose their minds. Retarded hillbillies.

[Evil Vito]

Andre fucking Brown!!!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

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[#1-norm-fan]

LOL RAVENS

[owenbrown]

wow @ the Bengals-Ravens regulation finish

[Evil Vito]

What a cock up.

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm not one to tell a professional football player how to do his job... but I'm almost positive that when you're playing defense and the offense attempts a hail mary, you're supposed to try to knock the ball DOWN.

[Anybody Thrilla]

WOWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm not one to tell a professional football player how to do his job... but I'm almost positive that when you're playing defense and the offense attempts a hail mary, you're supposed to try to knock the ball DOWN.

How about you shut the fuck up? C'MON BENGALS!!!!!!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Giovanni Bernard. What a talent.

[Emperor Smeat]

I'm not one to tell a professional football player how to do his job... but I'm almost positive that when you're playing defense and the offense attempts a hail mary, you're supposed to try to knock the ball DOWN.

Either that or cover Green since going for the tip grab left Green both wide open and enough time to catch the ball.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Well. That's some nice field position there.

[#1-norm-fan]

How about you shut the fuck up? C'MON BENGALS!!!!!!

Well, this is all karma.

[Nervous Ferret]

Can you believe Jacksonville won a game? I mean, we were all in agreement that they were the worst team ever and had no business on NFL field. Unfathomable, really.

[Evil Vito]

Bengals keep the Ravens in the race.

[#1-norm-fan]

Goddammit, Bengals.

Still... lol Ravens.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That was not karma.

[screech]

I went from furious to glorious in a matter of minutes. Crazy stuff.

[Kris P Lettus]

"Cam Newton, even though he is a big strong quarterback, his balls are really high"-Brian Billick

[Evil Vito]

Tonight, I become Krispy. Go Saints.

[ClockShot]

Mmmmmmmm. Colts drew the trap game today.

Alright Peyton, let's bury the Chargers.

[The Condor]

A few years back women everywhere wanted to be fashionable like Paris Hilton and put tiny dogs in their purses. In the NFL it seems fashionable for each team to have tiny white guy who is referred to as a "spark plug," a "grinder," or just a "football player."

[owenbrown]

Peyton fucking Manning

[ClockShot]

This Demaryius Thomas fella, he's good.

[owenbrown]

the AFC West, at least half of it, is scary right now

[Kris P Lettus]

I hope everyone enjoys the new Orleans football saints

If I didn't have to work tomorrow I would have gone to the game


We all have to grow up sometime laugh out loud

[ClockShot]

Jesus Peyton, it's like every game now he goes down and loses the football the exact same way.

Gotta hold on to that football.

[Innovator]

WHO DAT

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESY

[McLegend]

Sunday night's aren't the same without Faith Hill.

[ClockShot]

Fastest rendition of the Star Spangled Banner I ever heard.

[Kris P Lettus]

Are you fucking kidding me Darren Sproles?!?!

[Kris P Lettus]

I still love you

[Kris P Lettus]

That could have been ugly

Defense came to play

[Kris P Lettus]

Quiet Storm

[Kris P Lettus]

Sproooooooooooooooles

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Brees is fucking carving shit up.</font>

[Kris P Lettus]

Drewgie Breeser MD

[Kris P Lettus]

I wish one of the 17 cowboy fans would post in here

[James Steele]

Fuck you.

[James Steele]

Happy now?

[Kris P Lettus]

I am gr8

How are you

[James Steele]

Alright. Hoping Jerry Jones dies soon and his children get a nasty heroin habit that forces them to sell the team within 3 years.

[Ermaximus]

Time to update my custom title now.

[RoXer]

Alright. Hoping Jerry Jones dies soon and his children get a nasty heroin habit that forces them to sell the team within 3 years.

The Cowboys are in first place...

[Kris P Lettus]

Most first downs ever

Lol

[James Steele]

...and history as shown that they will blow it and not win a championship.

[Kris P Lettus]

FIVE TIMEFIVE TIME
FIVE TIME

[James Steele]

Thank God the rest of the East sucks donkey balls this season.

[James Steele]

I keep waiting for them to call for Coughlin's head and they go into no-sell mode, make the playoffs, and miraculously win the fucking Super Bowl against a clearly superior team.

[Kris P Lettus]

Throwing romo around like a little bitch

[James Steele]

Seems appropriate.

[James Steele]

I do hope the Cowboys win the Super Bowl. Maybe they can find some magic hidden away in their ears and use it to channel the spirit of Staubach.

[James Steele]

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