NFL 2011 Season Thread

[weather vane]

Dolphins should not win a game all year.

[screech]

Droford, if I bet every dime I have & lose on your recommendations, will you reimburse me?

[DrA]

Bet every dime you have on these 3 teams:

49ers -3.5 @ Redskins
Chiefs -4.5 vs Dolphins
Packers -5.5 @ chargers

laugh all the way to the bank. Vegas is ridiculous this week with their lines.


None of those games are sure picks. Especially the first one since it's hard for teams from the west coast to fly to the east coast and win. When people think they've "outsmarted Vegas" is probably where they make their most money. Undefeated teams usually get their first loss to teams like the Chargers, and winless teams usually get lucky against quasi hot teams like the Chiefs.

[RP]

Can't wait til Chargers beat the Packers and Droford is homeless.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Anyone who thinks they've pulled a fast one on Vegas obviously didn't watch the Jaguars pummel the Ravens.

[Ermaximus]

Supreme just made my day. :heart:
Also, Andy Dalton long term > Joe Flacco long term. Just saying.

[SammyG]

Rams gonna win out SUPERBOWL

[Kris P Lettus]

How Contempt For Tim Tebow Caused An ESPN.com Commenter Revolution
The ESPN.com comment section is a den of iniquity and misspelling, and for the world's largest sports site, it's curiously inessential. The open registration means the discourse tends toward lowest common denominator, and it's too big to engender much sense of community. But once in a long while the disparate masses are united by a polarizing figure. This week, one Mr. Tim Tebow has worked that miracle.
On Sunday night, ESPN.com posted a Bill Williamson column calling for the Broncos to get their post-Tebow plans in order. The early comments were unremarkable: the usual "Tebow sucks" and "John Fox sucks" camps doing their thing. But as Halloween dawned, the shapeless mass of discontent had taken form. Completely organically, Tebow hate made order out of chaos.

"X > Tebow" is the meme, with X being a series of increasingly negative and absurd things. It began with QuanB8's comment, "Ryan Leaf > Tebow." It moved to to other crappy quarterbacks—JaMarcus Russell, David Carr, Akili Smith—but soon became something else entirely. A few examples:

Windows Vista > Tebow

Being groped by Julian Edelman > Tebow

Still saying 'Whaaaz uuuppp' > Tebow

Eating undercooked chicken and dealing with its unsavory aftereffects this morning > Tebow

Yelling the N word at a DMX concert > Tebow

Wanting to dream about Cheers Kirstie Alley and dreaming about Fat Actress Kirstie Alley instead > Tebow

Rebooting the Back To The Future franchise with the plot centered around getting Tebow's mom to have an abortion > Tebow

"X > Tebow" ranges from the self-referential to the nonsensical to the patently offensive, and has spread to other comment sections. It is a monster that cannot be contained by ESPN.com moderators, despite their best efforts. As the craze hit full swing on Monday, ESPN was deleting comments almost as quickly as they appeared. That was a mistake. In the face of oppression, the commenters redoubled their efforts. I think this is an important point: the Worldwide Leader in Sports was overwhelmed by the sheer number of people who wanted to make fun of Tim Tebow.

On day two, ESPN tried a different strategy: only deleting comments that were anti-religious or otherwise objectionable under their terms of service. We've heard from commenters who have found their contributions gone, their accounts suspended. But even that's fallen by the wayside, as any number of anti-Christian or generally obscene comments can be found today. The moderators abandoned the battlefield. The commenters won.

It's a momentous day for the denizens of ESPN.com, having created their first legitimate meme (Craggs likens it to seeing a dog walk on two legs). They've been able to act cohesively, showcase their creativity, and rage against the machine a bit at the same time. That is the true miracle of Tim Tebow.

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[Kris P Lettus]

Oh, No. No, No, No. (Man Gets A Texans Super Bowl Champions Tattoo)

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2011/11/dsc_0006.jpg

Man, Chris Brown, you are a brave, stupid man. Not only did you get a Texans logo tattooed on your arm, framed by the words "Super Bowl" XVLI Champion. But you shaded the area behind the roman numerals so you won't be able to fix it in the future. Why would you do this, Chris?

"Danieal Manning – he's my favorite Texans player," Chris said. "He inspired me to get the tattoo. I read where he said,'You can't go to the Super Bowl if you don't think Super Bowl'."

I get that you're a "die-hard" fan who only attended his first Texans game ever this Sunday, but this is confidence run amok. The Colts were not the last thing standing between your team and a title. Your team still stands between your team and a title. Chris, dude...dude.

[Houston Chronicle]

[Droford]

they can win it in the next 3 years and if not this year he can just add I's to the roman numeral.

[Droford]

None of those games are sure picks. Especially the first one since it's hard for teams from the west coast to fly to the east coast and win. When people think they've "outsmarted Vegas" is probably where they make their most money. Undefeated teams usually get their first loss to teams like the Chargers, and winless teams usually get lucky against quasi hot teams like the Chiefs.

How west coast teams have fared against the spread over the years when playing on the East Coast at 1 p.m.:

2003: 1-8
2004: 8-5
2005: 6-6
2006: 2-6
2007: 6-11
2008: 7-9
2009: 2-2
2010: 1-5
2011: 5-2

the 49ers have 2 of the 5 wins at 1pm on the East Coast vs the Bengals and Eagles, I think they can handle the Redskins.

As far as the Packers go:

Packers are 31-16 ATS on the road under Mike McCarthy.
Aaron Rodgers is 28-14 ATS since 2009.
Mike McCarthy is 5-0 ATS coming off a bye.
Road favorites coming off a bye are 30-10 against the spread since 2002.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I'm sure the Ravens thought they could handle the Jaguars too.

[Droford]

As far as the Chiefs go, I might be moved to not feel so great about them, but they're still playing the Dolphins who for all intents and purposes are tanking it.

Historical Results of Games with Similar Lines

Since the start of the 2006 NFL season there have been 302 games where the closing line favored the home team by 2 to 4 points (the line is currently now KC -4) In these games:

The team like Kansas City (Favorite) won the game 162 times (53.6%)
The team like Miami (Underdog) won the game 140 times (46.4%)
The team like Miami (Underdog) did better against the spread, going 165-121-16 (57.7% ATS) and covering the spread by an average of 1.9 points

[Kris P Lettus]

http://i.imgur.com/uPrfc.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Raiders.

[Kris P Lettus]

Ahmad Bradshaw has a broken foot..

[Ermaximus]

Sims-Walker on the IR, again. Not shocked. Jags should just reach for T.O. Instead we picked up Brian Robiskie from the Browns. :nono:

[FearedSanctity]

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/lol-prayer-alt.jpg

[Gonzo]

Ahmad Bradshaw has a broken foot..

When it rains it pours...

I hope this means that Da'Rel Scott can start dressing for games. That dude has crazy speed. I wish the Giants would put him in and try to get him 4-5 touches a game. Some swing passes, sweeps, or screens. All he needs to do is find open field and he is gone.

[OssMan]

You know what Gonzo, save it for Black people names thread.

[Gonzo]

Nah, Bradshaw will play anyways. That little bastard is tough.

[Nark Order]

The 49ers have a hell of a chance taking down both the skins and the Giants but I'm definitely expecting a loss sometimr soon. 9ers have been so predictable with their offense and all its really going to take is a team stopping the run and forcing Alex to take control of the entire game. Smith hasn't won a game this season on his own really like a lot of big time QBs have. If the Giants neutralize a big part of the run game and turn it into Eli vs Alex, we're in trouble.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

ELI MANNING YOU GONNA GET GOT!

[screech]

So Lions fans are up in arms about Nickelback playing halftime on Thanksgiving. Feel like it's gonna overshadow the game, which should be good/meaningful finally.

[OssMan]

why are Lions fans the affected party here

[screech]

Because they think the NFL is "trying to make people leave during halftime." - comment on the article I read about it.

[screech]

Should've been more broad actually: the city of Detroit started a petition to get Nickelback uninvited.

[Droford]

Wonder who will play the halftime of the 49ers/Ravens..

[OssMan]

oh I thought Nickelback was playing at halftime of the superbowl

My bad

[Innovator]

The 49ers have a hell of a chance taking down both the skins and the Giants but I'm definitely expecting a loss sometimr soon. 9ers have been so predictable with their offense and all its really going to take is a team stopping the run and forcing Alex to take control of the entire game. Smith hasn't won a game this season on his own really like a lot of big time QBs have. If the Giants neutralize a big part of the run game and turn it into Eli vs Alex, we're in trouble.
Unless something drastic happens, that won't happen. The Giants run D has been horrific this year. REGGIE BUSH got over 100 against them.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I think Narc is just talking himself out of getting his hopes up. I've been doing the same thing so far this season. Can only get burned so many times before you lose your trust. :(

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Unless you're a Browns fan. Bless their hearts.

[Nark Order]

I think Narc is just talking himself out of getting his hopes up. I've been doing the same thing so far this season. Can only get burned so many times before you lose your trust. :(

Pretty much this. Part of me would've rather had another losing season because this winning streak thing is fairly stressful.

And yeah the Giants run D is lacking but so is the Browns run D and they stopped us on the Goal line twice. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE NFL/WWE!

[Nark Order]

To give us a least a bit of credit, this is the most exciting 9er offense in a long while. Our offensive linemen are catching passes and getting first downs for us, Alex Smith has all of a sudden turned into a laser beam, and Frank Gore is seemingly unstoppable the past couple of games.

Our defense has been fairly good the past couple of years but now it's getting silly. Patrick Willis is an evil monster and Carlos Rogers is a machine.

[Nark Order]

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[Kris P Lettus]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/04/former-player-says-belichick-paid-him-to-start-fights/

Former player says Belichick paid him to start fights in practice

Posted by Mike Florio on November 4, 2011, 10:37 AM EDT

The last time the Patriots prepared to face the Giants, a bombshell was dropped by the Boston Herald. Former Pats beat writer John Tomase reported — and later retracted — that the Patriots had secretly filmed the Rams’ walk-through practice prior to Super Bowl XXXVI.

As the Patriots prepare to face the Giants for the first time since the day that 18-0 became 18-1 in February 2008, another controversy has surfaced, albeit far less inflammatory.

Former NFL defensive lineman Chad Eaton, in a profile published Thursday by the Dayton Daily News, blurts out that, when he was a member of the Browns’ practice squad, coach Bill Belichick paid Eaton to start fights in practice.

“If practice was going slow, he’d look at me and just say, ‘It’s time,’” Eaton said. “He wanted me to get on somebody’s [case] and start a little fight. I was known for that and it paid off on Fridays. There’d always be some extra money in my locker. Practice players don’t make much, so I really appreciated it.”

Eaton spent five seasons with the Patriots after his time in Cleveland ended. His time in New England overlapped with Belichick by only one year, in 2000.

Belichick has a reputation for greasing the palms of the various P-H-D (poor, hungry, driven) employees who work for the front office and coaching staff. Giving extra cash to players raises the specter of potential salary-cap violations.

It’s highly unlikely that anything will come of this, given that Eaton is talking about things that happened more than 15 years ago. But any hint of a potential rules violation by the Patriots and/or Belichick is sure to get PFT Planet’s juices flowing on a fairly slow Friday morning, regardless of whether any, some, or all of the other 31 coaches were doing the same thing.

[Kris P Lettus]

Cleveland Browns weary of Peyton Hillis drama, prepared to let him go after season, sources say

Published: Saturday, November 05, 2011, 2:30 AM Updated: Saturday, November 05, 2011, 9:12 AM

BEREA, Ohio — The Browns are near the end of their rope with running back Peyton Hillis and are prepared to let him walk in free agency after this season, NFL sources said.

At this point, it would take a dramatic turnaround in behavior and production for Hillis to persuade the Browns to re-sign him when he becomes a free agent in March.

"It's one thing after another, and what's been out there isn't even the half of it," one source said.

And now, Hillis is expected to miss at least a couple of more games after re-injuring his hamstring in practice Friday afternoon. Hillis had an MRI on Friday, and it showed a significant strain to his left hamstring. Hillis got hurt in the first 15 minutes of practice, which was open to the media.

On a run up the middle, Hillis came up limping and grabbed the back of his left leg. In dramatic fashion, he spiked the ball and then whipped his helmet to the ground.

Hillis limped off the field and stood hunched over in pain. Then he spent time talking to a trainer with his head down and his hands on his hips. Within a few minutes, he limped halfway toward the fieldhouse, stopped and was examined by the trainers.

He's listed as questionable on the official injury report but is not expected to play Sunday in Houston. Chris Ogbonnaya will replace him in the starting lineup, and newly signed Thomas Clayton will serve as a third-down back.
"I'm sure if [Hillis] can't play this week, he'll be frustrated by that, but the key is to do everything in his power to get healthy so he can play," said coach Pat Shurmur.

After everything that's transpired with Hillis this season, some of the players weren't sure what to make of the dramatic display. "But the injury is legit," a source said.

Browns quarterback Seneca Wallace confirmed a report on Yahoo Sports and in The Plain Dealer that the players are tired of some of Hillis' antics. Michael Silver of Yahoo Sports first reported that some of the players talked to Hillis on Wednesday about his recent actions. A source told The Plain Dealer that it was the Browns' "regular leadership group," which includes Hillis. They stayed after their meeting with Shurmur to confront and support Hillis.

The players were annoyed that Hillis spent most of pregame warm-ups in San Francisco -- despite being ruled inactive for the second straight week with the hamstring -- throwing passes from midfield to the crossbar alongside third-string quarterback Thad Lewis.

"It was a bad look," one veteran Browns player told Silver. "And it did not sit well with any of us."

Said Wallace: "Yes, it did get on some people's nerves that he was throwing balls when he was injured. But at the end of the day, it's his last name on the back of his jersey, and he has to decide how he wants to represent himself."
Wallace also confirmed a report by The Plain Dealer that players were upset Hillis went to Arkansas to get married last Tuesday instead of coming in for treatment. He practiced Wednesday and then sat out the rest of the week, including the Niners game. For comparison's sake, cornerback Joe Haden underwent eight hours of treatment on his knee some days to get ready for the Seattle game Oct. 23.

"Of course we're going to be a little upset if Peyton's not in there getting his treatment," said Wallace. "We're a team, and we rely on each other. But if he felt he wanted to go get married that day, that's his business. You never really know what a person is going through. You don't know what type of influences a person might have. I don't know the stuff that Peyton has going on in his life."

Wallace acknowledged that Hillis doesn't seem to be the same person he was last season when he rushed for 1,177 yards and 11 touchdowns.
"I think everybody's noticed a little bit of a change in him, but he could have some family issues or something," said Wallace. "Maybe his priorities have changed. We have a whole new staff, so a lot of things have changed. Maybe some of it's overblown."

A source said Hillis was recently late to a team meeting on top of his other erratic behaviors. On Monday night, he missed a scheduled appearance at the Boys and Girls Club of Cleveland's Halloween party and issued an apology Wednesday. He attributed it to not receiving the right information from his brother and business manager, Kyle Hillis, and not realizing the importance of the event. He also promised to make it up.

Hillis' star-crossed season began with unsuccessful negotiations to extend his contract -- negotiations which broke off recently. Browns President Mike Holmgren said recently the Browns would try to re-sign Hillis in free agency, but that's now in serious doubt. Then came the strep throat that led him to miss the Dolphins game in Week 3 upon the advice of his agent. A league source confirmed some players did not appreciate Hillis listening to his agent and taking himself out before the game. By the time he missed the San Francisco game, some wondered just how hurt he really was -- especially watching him launch those passes from midfield.

One veteran Browns player told Silver: "I've never seen anything like it. Last year, Peyton was such a positive, inspirational force on our team -- but now he's like a different guy. It's like he's in a funk that he can't get out of, and it's killing us, because we really need him. And we've told him that. But we're at the point where we just don't know what to do."

Another confided he thinks Browns management failed to support Hillis at a time when he's apparently mentally fragile.

Another said: "The organization is not going to reward a guy they think is moping or acting out or going about it the wrong way, just out of principle, and because of the message it sends to younger guys. And I totally understand that."

Browns General Manager Tom Heckert told Yahoo Sports, "The guys we did sign [to big contracts], those are the guys we feel are ultimate team guys who want to be here."

To reach this Plain Dealer reporter: mcabot@plaind.com, 216-999-4670

On Twitter: @marykaycabot
© 2011 cleveland.com. All rights reserved.

[Nark Order]

They are going to get rid of Peyton Hillis and he's going to turn into one of the biggest stars in the entire league. Book it.

[Kris P Lettus]

I could see trading him for a chunk of draft picks but I don't think he'll bring in the quantity of picks that would be worth getting rid of him..

[Nark Order]

Hey Peyton Hillis, come to SF and be our second for average pay.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Seneca Wallace seems like a nice guy.

[Gonzo]

Madden Curse

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Ahmad Brashaw, Hakeem Nicks, and David Baas did not travel with the team.

Baas is easily the biggest loss of the bunch. Losing Bradshaw hurts, but the Giants' run game has been nonexistant anyway. The loss of Nicks would be a bigger deal if my grandmother couldn't catch deep balls against the Patriots secondary.</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Suck For Luck: The Picture Story</font>

http://i.imgur.com/34VaD.jpg

[Kris P Lettus]

LOL @ "uhhh...who are you??"

[ClockShot]

Have you seen this man?

http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://blog.vh1.com/files/2009/01/terrellowens.jpg&sa=X&ei=P3G2TqeKGOLz0gGOto3RBw&ved=0CAsQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNEAU_ZNoPwZH6J9Ollnj6jM4Dvvhg


If so, contact your local police department. He is wanted for skipping out on court and missing child support payments.

[Nark Order]

Got a bad feeling about this 9ers/Skins game. But I also had a bad feeling about the 9ers/Lions game and I was dead wrong. Hopefully Aldon Smith does something else incredible so I can jack off to it.

[RoXer]

another post about narcissus' feelings

[DrA]

Have you seen this man?

http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://blog.vh1.com/files/2009/01/terrellowens.jpg&sa=X&ei=P3G2TqeKGOLz0gGOto3RBw&ved=0CAsQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNEAU_ZNoPwZH6J9Ollnj6jM4Dvvhg


If so, contact your local police department. He is wanted for skipping out on court and missing child support payments.

That explains his attempted comeback.

[Kris P Lettus]

Vilma and Ingram are out today, but atleast RT Streiff and Charles Brownwill be back..

[Innovator]

ONE GIANT LOSS, LETS GO

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Why hello there, Terry Bradshaw's daughter</font>

[OssMan]

Of course the game I am going to watch is covered by Kenny Albert

[FearedSanctity]

Apparently if Tebow can't get anything going by half time, Quinn is dressed and ready to relieve him. God help us all

[OssMan]

lol Alec Smith got wrecked

[Nark Order]

Jesus Christ. Alex Smith losing limbs.

[Nark Order]

Fail punt reception.

[Emperor Smeat]

Apparently if Tebow can't get anything going by half time, Quinn is dressed and ready to relieve him. God help us all

If Denver wanted to Suck for Luck, they should have started earlier in the season. Now they are too far ahead with their 2 wins to even bother making an attempt.

[Nark Order]

Patrick Willis getting run over? Twilight zone shit.

[Kris P Lettus]

Tracy Porter was carted off the field with a "neck injury" on the 3 play from scrimmage..

He was moving his arm but still..

:(

[Nark Order]

Goldson, son.

[Kris P Lettus]

Lance Moore is the most underrated WR in the NFL..

FACT

[Innovator]

Sanchez two picks today.

[FearedSanctity]

SANCHISE

[Kris P Lettus]

WTF

Matt Ryan with 3 completions for 130 yards and 2 TD's..

[Innovator]

Nevermind, overturned, only one pick thus far.

[Kris P Lettus]

Also, SPROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLES!!!!!1!!

[FearedSanctity]

KC losing to Miami 14-3 at half time.
San Diego plays Green Bay
Denver plays Oakland

So if KC loses, SD gets dominated as they should and Denver beats Oakland, the Broncos will only be one game behind the division lead.

lol I love the AFC West

[D Mac]

We aint gonna lose :mad:

[FearedSanctity]

<strike>HULK HOGAN</strike>KANSAS CITY!

WE COMIN' FOR YOU NIGGA

[Nark Order]

Washington with a 59 yard field goal. sheesh.

[Skippord]

Graham GanOH!

[FearedSanctity]

WELCOME TO THE AFC WEST, WHERE NO ONE WANTS TO WIN

[FearedSanctity]

We aint gonna lose :mad:

:lol:

[D Mac]

Turned it off. :(

[FearedSanctity]

I feel you bro, so worried about how Timothy will do today :'(

[D Mac]

The team that goes 9-7 will probably win the West. lol

[Emperor Smeat]

I think Miami forgot today that in order to get Luck, they need to lose and not win considering Indy is doing their best to lock in the #1 spot in the Luck sweepstakes.

[DaveBrawl]

The team that goes 9-7 will probably win the West. lol
By 2 games.

[Kris P Lettus]

Loving the Saints running game today..

Defense looks good too..

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Prince Amukamara inactive again. :( Guess it's not a huge deal since it's pretty much impossible to catch rookies up to speed in mid-season when they only started practicing a couple weeks ago. Odds are he'll be a special teamer for the rest of the year at the absolute most. Hopefully he can have a big year next year.</font>

[Skippord]

Bet every dime you have on these 3 teams:

49ers -3.5 @ Redskins
Chiefs -4.5 vs Dolphins
Packers -5.5 @ chargers

laugh all the way to the bank. Vegas is ridiculous this week with their lines.
off to a good start

[Nark Order]

LOL forced fumble again. Patrick Willis is a maniac.

[FearedSanctity]

By 2 games.

Shit, at this rate it could be a 4 way tie. Like I said in my post earlier with a SD and KC loss and Denver win over Oakland, Denver is one behind the division lead. But what I forgot to mention is that the division lead would be a 3 way tie between KC/SD/OAK at 4-4 with Denver at 3-5

[Kris P Lettus]

LOL forced fumble again. Patrick Willis is a maniac.

I so wanted the Saints to trade up and pick him.. But then we got Vilma so..

:-\

[DaveBrawl]

Shit, at this rate it could be a 4 way tie. Like I said in my post earlier with a SD and KC loss and Denver win over Oakland, Denver is one behind the division lead. But what I forgot to mention is that the division lead would be a 3 way tie between KC/SD/OAK at 4-4 with Denver at 3-5

Coin flip division winner.

[FearedSanctity]

Predicting a bounce back game for Tebow. Don't expect him to be incredible, I expect just average. Probably all that would be needed to beat Oakland anyway. Hopefully Fox/McCoy have wised up and call more early down high percentage passes, instead of constantly running on the first two downs and setting Tim up to fail on 3rd and long

[Crimson]

lol Chefs are pathetic.

[Skippord]

one play in and Raheem Moore is paralyzed

good times

[FearedSanctity]

Another thing for me to fucking despise Goodman for

[Skippord]

*Rahim

did not know he spelled it that way

[Nark Order]

7-1 babay. If the Packers lose tonight, we're tied for first. Go Chargers.

[RoXer]

CHAD PENNINGTON!

Big goofy look on his face when the broadcast started

[D Mac]

lol Chefs are pathetic.

:foc::foc::foc::foc::foc::foc:

[DaveBrawl]

Broncos secondary dropping like flies. :'(

[FearedSanctity]

Dawk down :'(

[Nark Order]

PHIL RIVERS

[D Mac]

Well it's all up to Indy to get the prestigious 0-16 mark.

[FearedSanctity]

>2nd and 19
>Run for 3
>Bitch when Tebow can't convert 3rd and 16

[Skippord]

so I guess Blow For Barkley is in effect

[FearedSanctity]

I'd rather Lose for Landry

[DaveBrawl]

They'll probably Kill for Keenum

[Skippord]

Score 3 for Robert Griffin III

[Nark Order]

UGH Phil

[FearedSanctity]

SAINT TIMOTHY RICHARD TEBOW TO ERIC FUCKING DECKER FOR 6

[Skippord]

TEBOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[Nark Order]

TEBOWMANIA

[Skippord]

perhaps allow Tebow to Throw can happen now

[FearedSanctity]

I wanted to see Tim jump on the bench and throw up the double birds to the Raiders fans

[Skippord]

did Decker blow them a kiss?

[Skippord]

lol Phillip Rivers

[DaveBrawl]

He should of gone into the mini-spasout Scheffler did last week.

[FearedSanctity]

Tebow breaking up the fight :heart:

[Skippord]

Clady you son of a bitch

[Skippord]

if Clady weren't a hot mess this would be going much better

[FearedSanctity]

Can't stop won't stop holding

[DaveBrawl]

Is this the first game some of these guys have played?

[Emperor Smeat]

wow Tebow has as many yards rushing as he does for passing with both at 4 attempts.

:lol: his QB rating being 100+ pts better than Palmer even though he hasn't done much besides the TD for passing.

[OssMan]

Tramondous!

[Skippord]

debating murdering Mike "The Shoveler" McCoy

[FearedSanctity]

>CHAMP
>GOAT

PICK TWO

[DaveBrawl]

Does Denver only have one running play for McGahee?

[FearedSanctity]

Pass attempts: 6
Runs: 14

[OssMan]

>CHAMP
>GOAT

PICK TWO
Ok dude stop posting like you're on 4chan

[FearedSanctity]

Don't make me talk about my fantasy football team in here

[Nark Order]

"Those are California Packers fans there. You can tell because they have shirts on."

LOL

[OssMan]

I guess I am too demanding of how people post in this thread.

[DaveBrawl]

My fantasy team sucks like my reality team.

[Skippord]

lol Raiders

[weather vane]

fuck I hate the dolphins... they win when I want them to lose

[FearedSanctity]

I FUCKING KNEW THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

[Skippord]

lol Broncos

[Skippord]

the Broncos are now Cowering for Cowher

[FearedSanctity]

This game showcasing the fact that it's not just Tebow that's the problem. I put a good chunk of blame on Elway, Xanders and Fox. They knew what they had and hyped up their waiver priority, then signed literally NO ONE after the preseason. They said they liked the roster as it was and now they're pissy about how terrible it is. For fucks sake, the backup center is a guy who habitually rolled the ball on the ground out of the shotgun at least 5 times this preseason alone.

[Nark Order]

Chargers not out of this but fuck. Aaron Roger delivers daggers so easily.

[FearedSanctity]

I also don't understand the justification of hiring the coach of the ONLY team that managed to finish worse than you.

[Skippord]

stop holding you retards

[Skippord]

all things considered I think Tebow has played really well in this game

[FearedSanctity]

Man look what happens when Tim gets enough time to even complete his drop back

[Innovator]

GMEN! Brady is having flashbacks right now

...

JACOBS! GMEN!

[DaveBrawl]

all things considered I think Tebow has played really well in this game
I agree.

[Innovator]

Thanks Ross you fuck.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Arizona with back to back safeties given away.


Patriots offense has been in a funk these last couple of weeks although it doesn't help today with all the dropped passes the TEs and WRs are doing and Brady having a game similar to the one against Buffalo. The defense has been pretty good compared to last week.

[Nark Order]

These stupid flags all night. Let them play the fucking game.

[FearedSanctity]

Fucking Andre Goodman, I swear

[Innovator]

What the fuck is going on in this game

[Innovator]

Welcome to the season Ramses Barden.

[Kris P Lettus]

Stupid Eli throwing stupid INT's in the endzone..

[Kris P Lettus]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-aHCw3K9xLcM/Trb5JCjQiBI/AAAAAAAAADk/ltbWX5iUinI/s620/Sanchez%252520flinch.gif

lol

[FearedSanctity]

LOL

[FearedSanctity]

WILDCAT CHRIS HARRIS INT

[FearedSanctity]

WILLIS MCGAHEE 6849476 YARD TD

[Team Sheep]

Good win for the Jets, really getting things going now.

This Pats/Giants game has been crazy. Come on Giants.

[Team Sheep]

No faith in the Giants offense however.

[FearedSanctity]

Great calls to capitalize on the gift first down. Run, Run, Run, Punt

[Crimson]

Broncos/Raiders a better watch than the Pats/Giants right now

[FearedSanctity]

FAST EDDIE ROYAL

[FearedSanctity]

EDDIE ROYAL WITH CHEESE

[FearedSanctity]

lol, classy Raiders fans throwing trash on FAST EDDIE ROYAL. Haters be mad

[Team Sheep]

Talk about painful flashbacks right now for the Pats eh.

[Innovator]

Fuck, Pats are gonna get a TD.

[Crimson]

Days like these when I love directv..just going back n forth on all these close games

[FearedSanctity]

lolololol

Rush Yards:
McGahee - 136 yds
Tebow 119 yds

[Team Sheep]

Damn Brady does it again.

[Nark Order]

These penalties are so ridiculous. Just let them play. Stop it. I just want to see football.

[Kris P Lettus]

HUGE pass interference call at the goalline..

[Innovator]

jesus christ

[Kris P Lettus]

3rd and goal from a foot out

NYG 17
NE 20

19 seconds left

[Innovator]

BALLARD! ELI DOES IT AGAIN!!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

:foc:

[Innovator]

ELI >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BRADY

[Kris P Lettus]

Touchdown G-Men..

Huge win for them..

I really dunno why I'm pulling for them but I guess it's just ingrained into my DNA to pull against the Pats..

[FearedSanctity]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/1401/1320625674364.jpg

[Team Sheep]

Hell yes.

[Kris P Lettus]

God damnit Phillip Rivers you piece of fucking shit..

[FearedSanctity]

WE DIVISION CONTENDERS NOW

[FearedSanctity]

San Diego - 4-4
Oakland - 4-4
Kansas City - 4-4
Denver - 3-5

[Nark Order]

Ugh. Phil is so not clutch. He definitely could've tied there. What a faggot.

[DaveBrawl]

Arrowhead will be ridiculous next week. They will want blood.

[owenbrown]

Packers won. Good. The '72 Dolphins can shut the fuck up for another week

[Nark Order]

Packers won. Good. The '72 Dolphins can shut the fuck up for another week

What members of the '72 Dolphins do you talk to on a regular basis? The cheeseheads are the ridiculously annoying ones.

[owenbrown]

I just want a team to go 19-0 to shut up the '72 Dolphins

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Eerily reminiscent of the Super Bowl in that my heart was pounding from the minute the Pats had their last drive to the second the Giants scored.

Cannot stop smiling. Just pure joy.</font>

[Rock Bottom]

Serious football today. Now my Ravens get to face their arch enemy. Here comes a 10-turnover game with 5 personal fouls a quarter. The referees may as well be police officers.

[Nark Order]

9ers/Giants is going to be a slugfest.

[Team Sheep]

Best Sunday of football this season. And Steelers/Ravens to come. Perfect day.

[Kris P Lettus]

I just want a team to go 19-0 to shut up the '72 Dolphins

How often do you heard about them??

I mean, there's so much more to be annoyed by this season..

Tebow
"suck for Luck"
The Packers
Tebow
T.O.
Chris Johnson
Tebow

There's more (Tebow) to want people to stfu about..

[DaveWadding]

So, how bout that Patrick Peterson eh?

[Skippord]

oh how I've missed you good Broncos

[RoXer]

So, how bout that Patrick Peterson eh?

he went to LSU..

[DaveWadding]

Patrick Peterson > Tim Tebow > Drew Brees.. > UFOs..

[D Mac]

Arrowhead will be ridiculous next week. They will want blood.

YEP

We're comin for you TEBOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW

[The Gold Standard]

What a game by the Giants. He proved he is ELI-te.

[Kris P Lettus]

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OcYZF71iq6w" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Rock Bottom]

Big Ben, ya know he is a great quarterback. God can have his soul, but his ass belongs to me!

[FearedSanctity]

Bengals currently the #1 team in the AFC

[Rock Bottom]

by currently do you mean "Today, 8:12 PM"

[Kris P Lettus]

I got the Steelers in this game..

Looking forward to it..

[Rock Bottom]

I got my soljaz you got your soljaz

[FearedSanctity]

Yep, first due to tiebreaker with Pittsburgh. Obviously if Pitt wins they take the spot, but if they lose...

[Rock Bottom]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/110/162/Suggs_crop_340x234.jpg?1294880091

[FearedSanctity]

Not sure who I want to win this, hate both teams equally

[Rock Bottom]

If they lose does that mean that the Ravens are 6-2 because it would mean the Ravens win if the Steelers lose (since the Ravens are playing the Steelers)

[Rock Bottom]

You probably want the Ravens to win

[Rock Bottom]

Welcome to Ravens vs Steelers

[Rock Bottom]

Glad Boldin is getting credit for last game

[Rock Bottom]

LOL, speaking of last week...

[Kris P Lettus]

Saints CB Patrick Robinson was flagged for delay of game on a punt return..

In my 27ish years of watching football I can't remember ever seeing a player on a kick return team (defense) get a delay of game penalty.. All I could find was this snippet from todays game..

The Bucs punted but thanks to an unexplained defensive delay of game penalty on CB Patrick Robinson, the Bucs were given a first down. No specific action was noted, but Robinson could have been flagged for trying to incite a false start, possibly verbally.

So anyone have an explanation on this??

[Nark Order]

Settle for three syndrome.

[Kris P Lettus]

Rock Bottom is like Droford with testosterone..

[DaveWadding]

http://prod.static.cardinals.clubs.nfl.com/assets/podcast/Peterson_Game_Winner_vs_STL_Spanish.mp3

[Triple Naitch]

Hey, did you guys see Tim Tebow today?

[Rock Bottom]

I don't know what that means but I'll take the testosterone and "tone it down."

[Triple Naitch]

Eli Manning is definitely deserving of MVP consideration this year. Sure, Aaron Rodgers probably has it locked up but Eli has been incredible.

[Rock Bottom]

I think cybernetic targeting implants disqualify Rodgers from such accolades.

[Rock Bottom]

Cundiff misses?

[Innovator]

Are we sure Rodgers isn't a cyborg?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Pretty sure he is. I mean, supposedly he was learning under Favre but I don't buy it. If he was, he'd be throwing soul-crushing interceptions and throwing into triple coverage.</font>

[Rock Bottom]

Don't like the Steelers having the ball right now before the half :/

[Nark Order]

Aaron Rodgers grew up a 49er fan and wanted to be a quarterback for San Francisco all his life. :(

[Innovator]

So he grew up watching Montana and Young, then learned what not to do under Favrerere. Then became a machine.

[Nark Order]

That seems to be the jist of things, yes.

:(

[Corndad]

How was that a penalty for Helmet to Helmet on Clark when Ray Lewis hit on Ward wasn't even flagged.

[Rock Bottom]

Cundifffffffffffffffffff

[Rock Bottom]

How was that a penalty for Helmet to Helmet on Clark when Ray Lewis hit on Ward wasn't even flagged.

My guess is that the helmet didn't hit first

[Skippord]

Aaron Rodgers should be forced to play one game with his non throwing hand tied behind his back or an eye patch or something

[Rock Bottom]

get suggsed on

[Rock Bottom]

Boldin is a magnet for pass interference

[Kris P Lettus]

Will i am GAY

[Kris P Lettus]

Mike f'n Wallace

[Rock Bottom]

Flacco's falling off bad in this half

[Supreme Olajuwon]

joe flacco is wacko if you're a teen

[FearedSanctity]

http://i.imgur.com/DBs29.gif

[Nark Order]

RAVENS WHAT

[Droford]

Wanna hear some hate on Joe Flacco now. 93 yard drive to win the game in Pittsburgh!

Can't believe it

[Supreme Olajuwon]

You can't believe it. So you don't think he's that good.

[Corndad]

Gatorade Bath. Really? Is this the Super Bowl or did I not get the memo here.

[Droford]

You can't believe it. So you don't think he's that good.

I can't believe they went 93 yards. Hes fully capable of leading a game winning drive but 93 yards with 2:30 to go, 1 time out and in Pittsburgh is just almost unbelievable.

[FearedSanctity]

lol he has a single good game this season and now we were all wrong, yeah OK.

[Droford]

Gatorade Bath. Really? Is this the Super Bowl or did I not get the memo here.

They just swept pittsburgh and hopefully have the edge in the Division and a home playoff game finally.

[Droford]

lol he has a single good game this season and now we were all wrong, yeah OK.

Name some QBs that have 93 yard TD drives against Pittsburgh in Pittsburgh to win the game..you have all the time you need to look it up.

Aside from the fumble he had, he played a great game..I dunno what more you want.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

only took 10 minutes from the end of the game for Tony Dungy to name Baltimore this week's BEST TEAM IN THE AFC

i love football analysts

[Droford]

Ravens and Bengals have the best records in the AFC lol

Im conflicted on who I want to win between the Bengals and Steelers next week.

Hopefully its a tie.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

where does one go on the internet to look up 93 yard game winning drives against Pittsburgh in Pittsburgh

[Droford]

only took 10 minutes from the end of the game for Tony Dungy to name Baltimore this week's BEST TEAM IN THE AFC

i love football analysts

You could say the Texans, but the Ravens beat them.
You might say the Jets, but..hmm..The Ravens beat them too.
Patriots have lost 2 in a row and their defense looks like crap.
Bills have lost 3 of their last 5 and aren't looking that great either.
Its certainly not any of the AFC West 4-4 teams.

[Skippord]

93yardgamewinningdrivesagainstpittsburghinpittsburgh.gov

[FearedSanctity]

Name some QBs that have 93 yard TD drives against Pittsburgh in Pittsburgh to win the game..you have all the time you need to look it up.

Aside from the fumble he had, he played a great game..I dunno what more you want.

I honestly can't be assed to look up this ridiculous stat and will simply just say: Jaguars. This game just proves even the worst of QBs can get together a decent game winning drive every once in a while

[Supreme Olajuwon]

You could say the Texans, but the Ravens beat them.
You might say the Jets, but..hmm..The Ravens beat them too.
Patriots have lost 2 in a row and their defense looks like crap.
Bills have lost 3 of their last 5 and aren't looking that great either.
Its certainly not any of the AFC West 4-4 teams.

I'm not taking a shot at your precious Ravens. Chill.

This is the 3rd straight week that they've given the best team in the AFC label to a new team.

THAT'S ALL.

[FearedSanctity]

Its certainly not any of the AFC West 4-4 teams.

You're right, it's the 3-5 one :naughty:

[Droford]

I'm not taking a shot at your precious Ravens. Chill.

This is the 3rd straight week that they've given the best team in the AFC label to a new team.

THAT'S ALL.

Yeah, but if you remember, the Best team in the AFC 3 weeks ago was the Ravens before the Jags game, so its back to where it belongs lol.