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OssMan
09-18-2011, 02:37 PM
OMG SO AND SO IS DOING TURRIBLE

vs

OMG SO AND SO NOT GETTING ME ANY POINTS

yeah, huge difference there

There's a big difference there. One of those is referring to the performance of a player. The other one is all about you. I imagine most people want to have discussions about actual football, not how many points you're getting.

Nark Order
09-18-2011, 02:37 PM
MAXIMUMH OVERDRIVEH, MOTHERH FUCKERSH!!!!!!H

Requiem
09-18-2011, 02:37 PM
NFL 2011 Season Thread

about stuff that is going on involving the NFL in the 2011 season. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

look, now you've wasted a page on this pointless argument. bet you feel silly now.

Nark Order
09-18-2011, 02:41 PM
OSSMAN, IF YOU DON'T START TALKING ABOUT STEVIE JOHNSON, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD...

OssMan
09-18-2011, 02:41 PM
NFL 2011 Season Thread

about stuff that is going on involving the NFL in the 2011 season. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

look, now you've wasted a page on this pointless argument. bet you feel silly now.

No, not really. I did you a favor and made you a thread to talk about fantasy football. I suggest you use it to talk about fantasy football with other people who want to talk about it. Every time you post something in this thread like "so and so is getting me no points today," it never gets a response. Ever. Maybe if you have a centralized thread for those specific posts, they won't be as pointless as they are in this thread.

RP
09-18-2011, 02:41 PM
Jamaal Charles might be done for the season.

Requiem
09-18-2011, 02:42 PM
all of ossman's posts here are obviously for the benefit of other people to discuss and not to entertain himself. obviously.

Nark Order
09-18-2011, 02:42 PM
My season is fucked if Charles is out.

Requiem
09-18-2011, 02:43 PM
know like 5 people who are going to be furious about Charles being out if so. FIRE TODD HALEY and all that.

Nark Order
09-18-2011, 02:45 PM
I'm not going to the other thread because switching back and forth to talk about the same exact thing is the most retarded thing I've ever heard other than Rhi fucking that ugly redheaded troll guy.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-18-2011, 02:45 PM
I'd be fine talking about fantasy football if we heard commentary from real fantasy football fans and not just fairweather fantasy football fans who just showed up last year and only care when their teams are doing well.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-18-2011, 02:46 PM
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OssMan
09-18-2011, 02:46 PM
know like 5 people who are going to be furious about Charles being out if so. FIRE TODD HALEY and all that.

You would think more than 5 people in the kansas city area would be upset if their best player was out for the season.

Requiem
09-18-2011, 02:47 PM
No, not really. I did you a favor and made you a thread to talk about fantasy football. I suggest you use it to talk about fantasy football with other people who want to talk about it. Every time you post something in this thread like "so and so is getting me no points today," it never gets a response. Ever. Maybe if you have a centralized thread for those specific posts, they won't be as pointless as they are in this thread.

was pretty much responding directly to narc when i mentioned my fantasy week. so your theory sucks. so, shut up? not going to use your shitty thread that you rage-made. my posts aren't intended to entertain you in some 'weird/quirky' way, and you don't have to read them if they make you this mad.

RoXer
09-18-2011, 02:49 PM
not going to use your shitty thread that you rage-made.

what about this one? http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=113319

Requiem
09-18-2011, 02:50 PM
You would think more than 5 people in the kansas city area would be upset if their best player was out for the season.

stop posting for your own benefit in the nfl thread. you're supposed to post things for people to discuss, not for your own ego.

Nark Order
09-18-2011, 02:51 PM
Fred Jackson, son. Fuck the Raiders.

RoXer
09-18-2011, 02:55 PM
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/k_kolb_110918_CP.jpg

Nark Order
09-18-2011, 02:58 PM
Bomberman getting the shit tackled out of him.

Requiem
09-18-2011, 03:00 PM
colts with 4 FGs.

D is doing work, but uggghh. collins is 10/17 and over half their yards are run yards for once. is donald brown not even playing this season or what?

OssMan
09-18-2011, 03:01 PM
stop posting for your own benefit in the nfl thread. you're supposed to post things for people to discuss, not for your own ego.

Yeah because that's not why anyone posts at all. We're all selfless people who only act to help others and don't want to benefit ourselves, not even subconsciously

Requiem
09-18-2011, 03:02 PM
Yeah because that's not why anyone posts at all. We're all selfless people who only act to help others and don't want to benefit ourselves, not even subconsciously

EXACTLY. so shut up and don't read my posts if they bore you so much.

OssMan
09-18-2011, 03:03 PM
Wow

Requiem
09-18-2011, 03:04 PM
Yeah, wow. I can't believe you don't see the connection with what you said earlier and what you just said.

OssMan
09-18-2011, 03:05 PM
I think Greg Jennings just got you some points, why don't you tell us how many

Requiem
09-18-2011, 03:05 PM
11, thanks for your interest.

Requiem
09-18-2011, 03:06 PM
I'll be sure to keep you updated when he gets me some more.

OssMan
09-18-2011, 03:09 PM
Yeah, wow. I can't believe you don't see the connection with what you said earlier and what you just said.

I can't believe you didn't see the sarcasm in that post. If you seriously believe what I said then I don't know what to tell you right now.

OssMan
09-18-2011, 03:10 PM
nice hands larry

Supreme Olajuwon
09-18-2011, 03:11 PM
Ravens are playing like shit today. The one day Droford goes outside and he gets treated like this. He's never gonna come back out now.

Nark Order
09-18-2011, 03:11 PM
We all know that the best delivery of sarcasm always comes in text form.

OssMan
09-18-2011, 03:12 PM
You're right I should have made a YouTube video for that post

Nark Order
09-18-2011, 03:12 PM
Fuck the Cowboys. Let's start this so I can realize the fate of the 9ers.

RP
09-18-2011, 03:13 PM
Colts getting hosed with tons of no calls

Nark Order
09-18-2011, 03:14 PM
You'd be horrible on camera, let's not get carried away. First off, your hair would get caught in the lens cap.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-18-2011, 03:14 PM
Ok now Cam Newton is being terrible.

Requiem
09-18-2011, 03:14 PM
I can't believe you didn't see the sarcasm in that post. If you seriously believe what I said then I don't know what to tell you right now.

If you seriously believe that I read enough of your posts to be able to 'read' when you use sarcasm, then I don't know what to tell you. You obviously think higher of yourself than I do.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-18-2011, 03:16 PM
What, like 95% of his posts are sarcasm. Cmon now.

RoXer
09-18-2011, 03:16 PM
Larry on tour

Nark Order
09-18-2011, 03:18 PM
STEVIE JOHNSON ON A RAMPAGE

Requiem
09-18-2011, 03:18 PM
What, like 95% of his posts are sarcasm. Cmon now.

I don't read 95% of his posts. So.....?

Supreme Olajuwon
09-18-2011, 03:19 PM
Fairweather Assman post reader.

Requiem
09-18-2011, 03:20 PM
STEVIE JOHNSON ON A RAMPAGE

Glad to hear things are turning around. What is your match-up like? I am 2 points down right now. Guy I'm playing has Roethlisberger, and someone told me earlier he 'went down' and it sounded serious, but apparently that was a load of BS, as the Steelers have 10 more points now. :(

OssMan
09-18-2011, 03:22 PM
Yeah because that's not why anyone posts at all. We're all selfless people who only act to help others and don't want to benefit ourselves, not even subconsciously

I can't believe you took this post as fact.

You were arguing that every post somebody makes should be for the sole purpose of benefitting the forum, and not for self-gain. You don't seem to realize that the reason anybody does anything is primarily for self-gain. Why would we post otherwise? We want to be accepted, and the medium by which to do this is by positively contributing to a discussion. If you didn't want to benefit at all, you wouldn't have signed up at TPWW.

Nark Order
09-18-2011, 03:23 PM
I'm fucked. Jamaal Charles was carted off, Anquan Bolden is doing nothing. Stevie Johnson is doing well for me now but ill prolly lose this week. Phil Rivers should get some numbers but eh.

OssMan
09-18-2011, 03:25 PM
Requiem will now overcompensate for the fact that I called him out on fantasy football posts by making way more than he wants to

Supreme Olajuwon
09-18-2011, 03:25 PM
Just checked the Black People Names Thread to see if Browns RB Montario Hardesty was listed.

He was.

OssMan
09-18-2011, 03:26 PM
Worst Case Montario

Nark Order
09-18-2011, 03:28 PM
Hate to see anything bad happen to the Raiders. Their fans are such polite, upstanding, and honorable members of society.

Requiem
09-18-2011, 03:34 PM
I can't believe you took this post as fact.

You were arguing that every post somebody makes should be for the sole purpose of benefitting the forum, and not for self-gain. You don't seem to realize that the reason anybody does anything is primarily for self-gain. Why would we post otherwise? We want to be accepted, and the medium by which to do this is by positively contributing to a discussion. If you didn't want to benefit at all, you wouldn't have signed up at TPWW.

When did I argue that every post should be for the benefit of the forum? I just went back and read our 'conversation' here. If you can't see that the post you responded to 'sarcastically' was the most obvious poke at the moronic crap you spewed earlier, then you're a bigger moron than I originally thought.

Or what.. you're taking my one post (#507) about how you post for your own benefit, and thinking you can turn it around and apply it to some 'broad' way I think or something? Get real. Have made it pretty clear that I don't care if my posts entertain you, which completely contradicts the point you're trying to make. Give it a rest.

Don't even know why you started this whole nonsense. You've wasted more time trying to force me out of this thread or prove me wrong about nothing than if you had just skipped my posts to begin with and not given yourself such a huge wedgie. ie; something stuck up your ass

Requiem
09-18-2011, 03:35 PM
You started this by saying that my 'self-serving' posts shouldn't be here. You're the one who tried to say the posts in this thread should be here for the discussion of football and not to 'self-serve'. Stop trying to act like that wasn't your argument from the beginning.

Requiem
09-18-2011, 03:37 PM
Requiem will now overcompensate for the fact that I called him out on fantasy football posts by making way more than he wants to

More like 'because I know it bothers you now'.

OssMan
09-18-2011, 03:40 PM
nice hands larry

OssMan
09-18-2011, 03:44 PM
I don't think we've been wasting time at all. I've enjoyed this discussion, minus all the name-calling.

RP
09-18-2011, 03:47 PM
I'm done for the season. I can't deal with a losing season and Requiems jon Kano impression all year. Enjoy your season thread.

Lata.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-18-2011, 03:48 PM
Peyton doing work in Indy this week.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-18-2011, 03:49 PM
*Peyton Hillis, sorry.

OssMan
09-18-2011, 03:50 PM
Looks like Requiem is going to overtake Taint Whisperer as most dedicated Colts fan as he intends to stick with them through a losing season while Taint Whisperer is just abandoning them. No word on where Fallen Angel stands on this.

Requiem
09-18-2011, 03:50 PM
I'm fucked. Jamaal Charles was carted off, Anquan Bolden is doing nothing. Stevie Johnson is doing well for me now but ill prolly lose this week. Phil Rivers should get some numbers but eh.

22 down since my last post about it. :( Charles was like the 3rd or 4th pick in our draft. Kind of glad I went last or I prob would have taken him if I was 'up there' in the pick. I'm kind of tied to Rivers too.. he's not my QB, but I've got Gates and I'm nervous against NE this week. Hoping if anything, it turns out to be a shootout again. If the fucking Dolphins can do so well, I'd think the Chargers can manage something.

Requiem
09-18-2011, 03:51 PM
Looks like Requiem is going to overtake Taint Whisperer as most dedicated Colts fan as he intends to stick with them through a losing season while Taint Whisperer is just abandoning them. No word on where Fallen Angel stands on this.

Nice deflection when your pointless argument falls to shit.

RoXer
09-18-2011, 03:53 PM
Looks like Requiem is going to overtake Taint Whisperer as most dedicated Colts fan as he intends to stick with them through a losing season while Taint Whisperer is just abandoning them. No word on where Fallen Angel stands on this.

Fallen Angel scored them 13 points, but their opponent still has Supreme Olajuwon playing in the late game. Nervous.

Requiem
09-18-2011, 03:58 PM
Tony Moeaki, Eric Berry, and (potentially) Jamaal Charles all out for the season for the Chiefs. #1 pick is gonna be theirs.

OssMan
09-18-2011, 03:58 PM
You started this by saying that my 'self-serving' posts shouldn't be here. You're the one who tried to say the posts in this thread should be here for the discussion of football and not to 'self-serve'. Stop trying to act like that wasn't your argument from the beginning.

My argument from the beginning was that your posts, as well as Narcissus's posts about fantasy football, were uninteresting and contributed nothing. They still are, but now it is funnier because you feel like you have to make them so you can spite me.

OssMan
09-18-2011, 03:59 PM
If Requiem doesn't post about fantasy football in the NFL thread.... Then the terrorists have truly won

Requiem
09-18-2011, 04:05 PM
My argument from the beginning was that your posts, as well as Narcissus's posts about fantasy football, were uninteresting and contributed nothing. They still are, but now it is funnier because you feel like you have to make them so you can spite me.

It's obviously working, too. :y: You just can't stop talking about it. Your argument turned into you trying to prove something that wasn't true, by making shit up to try and act smart instead of weird/quirky. Now you're acting like it never happened because you're a try-hard. Stick to what you know. Weird/quirky doesn't work for all of us, but it's all you've got.

OssMan
09-18-2011, 04:05 PM
rofl Armstrong was wide open on 3rd and 4 and Grossman throws to someone else and it gets tipped again :'(

Supreme Olajuwon
09-18-2011, 04:22 PM
What is up with this pic of Von Miller:

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/nfl/players/full/13976.png&w=350&h=254


did they photoshop glasses onto him

RoXer
09-18-2011, 04:24 PM
Horrible clock management at the end by the Redskins.

OssMan
09-18-2011, 04:26 PM
The Arizona Cardinals will win the NFC West this year

RP
09-18-2011, 04:28 PM
Gunna ebay Andrew Luck college Jerseys.

FearedSanctity
09-18-2011, 04:33 PM
Cedric Benson got his ass all out

D Mac
09-18-2011, 04:35 PM
Tony Moeaki, Eric Berry, and (potentially) Jamaal Charles all out for the season for the Chiefs. #1 pick is gonna be theirs.

Well I guess I'll go ahead and say our official Chiefs saying.

Maybe next year.
:'(

RP
09-18-2011, 04:39 PM
Cheifs vs Colts, Draft Day 2012. Someone will have a little Luck on there side!

ClockShot
09-18-2011, 04:41 PM
I'd be scared of Detroit if I was fan of any of the NFC North teams.

D Mac
09-18-2011, 04:43 PM
I guess Cassel is a bust. If he sucks again next week, bench his ass.

Evil Vito
09-18-2011, 04:56 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Any idea how long it takes Yahoo to take guys off of the Cannot Cut List? Have Charles on one team, Jones is a free agent and the waiver period doesn't open til the 21st. Would rather be able to cut Charles instead of somebody else to make room for Jones.</font>

FearedSanctity
09-18-2011, 05:00 PM
Jesus Christ, Broncos came into the game with 3 active WRs. Royal goes down Tebow is now the 3rd WR

D Mac
09-18-2011, 05:02 PM
At least the Raiders lost. Guess I'll root for the Broncos to win the division. Better them then SD or Oak.

FearedSanctity
09-18-2011, 05:03 PM
Orton to Tebow dragons incoming

Skippord
09-18-2011, 05:05 PM
really not sure how you come into a game with only 3 receivers

FearedSanctity
09-18-2011, 05:06 PM
What do you expect? Elway hired the coach of the only team that did worse than Denver last year

FearedSanctity
09-18-2011, 05:07 PM
It's a conspiracy against Eron

Skippord
09-18-2011, 05:07 PM
wonder what would happen if Tebow caught like 10 passes in this game

Skippord
09-18-2011, 05:08 PM
Eron Riley for Jesus

FearedSanctity
09-18-2011, 05:08 PM
Media shitstorm

Skippord
09-18-2011, 05:09 PM
by week 8 the Broncos offense will be Tebow throwing to Tebow

FearedSanctity
09-18-2011, 05:10 PM
We can only hope :heart:

FearedSanctity
09-18-2011, 05:12 PM
You are now aware that Tebow's current rank on the depth chart at QB is equal to his spot at WR

Emperor Smeat
09-18-2011, 05:13 PM
:eek: what a beat-down by the Lions. Had that game as a toss up thinking KC would at least play a bit better and knew the Lions were getting decent but didn't expect a blowout.


Panthers relying on Newton way too much especially with him rushing more than his RBs even though they have good RBs to take some of the pressure off of him.


Colts loosing again basically proved that Peyton had a bit too much influence and "power" over the offense since Caldwell can't readjust the offense to fit Collins. Although I had figured the Browns would have rushed a lot more to take advantage of the weak rush of the Colts D.


:D Mayo just made up for the miscue that let the Chargers tie earlier with the nice goal line stop to keep the lead for the Pats.

Skippord
09-18-2011, 05:16 PM
Matt Willis just knocked McGahee the fuck out

FearedSanctity
09-18-2011, 05:17 PM
McGahee trying to get Tebow in at WR by way of murdering his own WR

Kris P Lettus
09-18-2011, 05:17 PM
Bears are better than the Saints, deal with it.

Oh, word??

FearedSanctity
09-18-2011, 05:18 PM
Dem Titans

Hanso Amore
09-18-2011, 05:22 PM
Just got home. What a game.

Bills went into Halftime down 21-3

Scored 5 touchdowns on their only 5 possessions in the second half to win 38-35.

I think I had a stroke at the game.

Fitz goes for 250 and 3 TDs for the Fantasy guys. The Bills Offense averaged 8.7 yards a carry.

Was just such a good game. Back and forth and Fitz pulled it out in the end.

I keep telling myself hes not a legit starter, and he keeps proving me wrong. Hes not the best, but hes Better than alot of Starters.

They had a stat on how he is a smart QB (lord knows he has a worse arm than pennington.)

We all know he ent to Harvard. But the fucking dude got a 1580 out of 1600 on his SATs.

DAMN.

Hanso Amore
09-18-2011, 05:23 PM
AMISH RIFLE

FearedSanctity
09-18-2011, 05:54 PM
MILE HIGH SALUTES EVERYWHERE

Triple A
09-18-2011, 06:23 PM
This Jennifer Lopez Fiat commercial

Skippord
09-18-2011, 06:23 PM
If Kyle Orton could hold onto the football the Broncos would really be in business

FearedSanctity
09-18-2011, 06:24 PM
Ortons gonna Ort

CSL
09-18-2011, 06:27 PM
This Jennifer Lopez Fiat commercial

was annoying after like the 2nd time, unspeakable now

FearedSanctity
09-18-2011, 06:40 PM
Pictured: Broncos defense

RoXer
09-18-2011, 06:42 PM
Wow

When did the Eagles release David Akers?

FearedSanctity
09-18-2011, 06:45 PM
Imminent crucial Orton turnover incoming

Emperor Smeat
09-18-2011, 07:21 PM
:D Pats still undefeated in home openers since the debut of Gillette Stadium but the Chargers always make these games tough with the 2nd half comebacks and usually fail when it matters as well.

Crimson
09-18-2011, 07:34 PM
Woo Cowboys pull it out

Nark Order
09-18-2011, 07:36 PM
Gonna go hang myself. Bbl

Hanso Amore
09-18-2011, 09:37 PM
Wow

When did the Eagles release David Akers?

Just this off season

Boomer
09-18-2011, 10:03 PM
Interesting first half. Eagles could still blow this game out of the water. I don't trust the Falcons to ever pull away.

Boomer
09-18-2011, 11:23 PM
Matt Ryan has 4 TDs and I still hate the Falcons offense.

OssMan
09-18-2011, 11:30 PM
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Falcons

OssMan
09-18-2011, 11:37 PM
What happened to vick

OssMan
09-18-2011, 11:39 PM
How does the black community feel about deion sanders being portrayed as a fairy

OssMan
09-18-2011, 11:42 PM
and every member of the atlanta falcons defense simultaneously raises their arms in celebration as they have all but slain franz kafka and his mighty eagles

OssMan
09-18-2011, 11:46 PM
why would u kick to desean jackson

OssMan
09-18-2011, 11:47 PM
"are we ever gonna have a game that doesn't end on the final play"

Seems like a good place to end

Evil Vito
09-18-2011, 11:48 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Ahahahaha fuck you Eagles.</font>

Boomer
09-19-2011, 12:09 AM
The Falcon's offense is currently awful. The perfect red-zone offense is great and all, but its all so goddamn predictable most of the time. Drives me insane.

If Vick stays in the game, no way we would have won, and we almost lost to a 3rd string QB anyway.

Boomer
09-19-2011, 12:11 AM
But on a better note, I'm gonna do my best to put up 200 in the TPWW league. Nicks better fucking play.

AJ
09-19-2011, 12:37 AM
There's a fucking reason people don't promote offensive line coaches to defensive coordinators...allowing 5/5 TDs in the red zone is unfucking acceptable...especially considering the defensive line and secondary (specifically on the edge) played real well. The linebacking corp for the Eagles is horrendous, and it's going to be a long season of seam routes up the middle.

Even with some of Reid's questionable playcalling, you shouldn't lose a game you score 31 points in and were in control of.

Reavant
09-19-2011, 01:48 AM
colts with 4 FGs.

D is doing work, but uggghh. collins is 10/17 and over half their yards are run yards for once. is donald brown not even playing this season or what?

http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/nwitimes.com/content/tncms/assets/editorial/c/ba/8f3/cba8f37b-6674-5154-9224-5402a219b521.image.jpg

Reavant
09-19-2011, 01:53 AM
oh... and bills :heart:

McLegend
09-19-2011, 02:03 AM
I didn't see the 4th quarter. When the Eagles go 18-1 I'll just put an "*" next to this game.

McLegend
09-19-2011, 02:09 AM
Yeah I get that is not asterisk, but I can't find one on my phone.

McLegend
09-19-2011, 02:11 AM
Nah that is an asterisk actually.

owenbrown
09-19-2011, 07:09 AM
2 weeks into the season and I am royally horrible at picking winners in football games

owenbrown
09-19-2011, 07:10 AM
oh and the week I pick them to lose Tennessee fucking wins against Baltimore go figure

Reavant
09-19-2011, 12:33 PM
LMAO

CSL
09-19-2011, 02:00 PM
when exactly did Requiem decide to put effort into becoming the most ridiculous poster on TPWW.net? I missed the exact moment but it's been going on a while now

Innovator
09-19-2011, 02:55 PM
I think the whole RP/Bandwagon debate pushed him over the edge ala Frank "Grimey" Grimes.

FearedSanctity
09-19-2011, 03:36 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/2pre8zr.gif

Reavant
09-19-2011, 04:59 PM
^that req?

Nark Order
09-19-2011, 05:07 PM
Had to pick up Ryan Grant because of the infamous Jamaal Charles debacle. Ugh.

Reavant
09-19-2011, 05:11 PM
Im in a league where the manager decided to make it with 3 starting receiver slots. And its 12 teams so there is zero receivers to pick up in case you have injuries and what not such as me having sydney rice, and jacoby ford.

Requiem
09-19-2011, 07:29 PM
when exactly did Requiem decide to put effort into becoming the most ridiculous poster on TPWW.net? I missed the exact moment but it's been going on a while now

He forgot to mention the 3 random negs from him in the past week, as well as the obnoxiously huge picture he left in one of them. It was annoying so yeah, I went on a neg spree. And it took me, as you can see from the picture, 4 minutes. I put soooooooo much effort into that guys.

Evil Vito
09-19-2011, 08:32 PM
<font color=goldenrod>All 8 ESPN analysts picked the Giants. Shit.</font>

CSL
09-19-2011, 08:45 PM
hey an interception

OssMan
09-19-2011, 09:12 PM
The Giants have no idea what they're doing. Guys making 15+ yard catches and not getting touched and then gaining YAC. Now this fat fucker comes running on the field and has no idea where he's going. Now he leaves the field. Now this dude Deon Grant falling down outta nowhere. And Eli Manning can't stop throwing INT.

OssMan
09-19-2011, 09:13 PM
Corey Webster picks up a dead ball and runs 50 yards the other way

OssMan
09-19-2011, 09:20 PM
The C that the captains wear. Looks like somebody mixed piss and shit and smeared it all over it.

OssMan
09-19-2011, 09:21 PM
and eli manning hangs his head as he walks off the field once again

OssMan
09-19-2011, 09:28 PM
Eli Manning's got a row of teeth in his chinstrap or something

OssMan
09-19-2011, 09:28 PM
Why is Giants vs Rams on Monday Night Football

OssMan
09-19-2011, 09:29 PM
I miss the T.Ocho Show

OssMan
09-19-2011, 09:35 PM
Watch this fucker Michael Boley chuck the ball at some dude standing behind the endzone after he scores

Requiem
09-19-2011, 09:36 PM
LOL wtf, Boley just chucked the football at that sideline guy's face after he scored the TD. Bounced off his face, and then hit the camera guy next to him in the head.

Innovator
09-19-2011, 09:36 PM
Boley thats not nice.

Dragon
09-19-2011, 09:36 PM
Watch this fucker Michael Boley chuck the ball at some dude standing behind the endzone after he scores

LOL yeah. Throws it straight in the guys face.

Innovator
09-19-2011, 09:36 PM
Thats why you're a linebacker Boley, you have horrible aim

Innovator
09-19-2011, 09:46 PM
Jesus the offense is terrible.

OssMan
09-19-2011, 10:08 PM
Domenik Mason-Hixon Line

Evil Vito
09-19-2011, 10:09 PM
<font color=goldenrod>God I missed Hixon last year</font> :love:

Evil Vito
09-19-2011, 10:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Pqs1O.gif

Boomer
09-19-2011, 10:23 PM
Hey Nicks, I need like five yards for 200 points. Do it for me, thanks.

Evil Vito
09-19-2011, 10:44 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Only just now realized why Eli's Captain thing is gold. Guess the number of stars on the bottom represents how many years you've been captain since they started wearing it on your jerseys...but it's the 5th year and only 4 stars, so 5th year captains get gold ones.</font>

OssMan
09-19-2011, 10:50 PM
Giants doing a good job against the run here. They must have Carnell Knowledge.

Boomer
09-19-2011, 11:19 PM
200 points. I will probably never do this again.

Droford
09-20-2011, 12:13 AM
Ravens are playing like shit today. The one day Droford goes outside and he gets treated like this. He's never gonna come back out now.


to top off everything I forgot my spf 70 and ended up being burnt to a crisp from like 20 minutes of actual sun light.

If I ever step a foot back in Tennessee ever again it will be against my own will, probably the worst 4 days ever.

RP
09-20-2011, 03:52 AM
Looks like I'm about to have 50 yard line low section tickets to the Colts game sunday night. Seriously considering getting a Painter replica jersey.

Evil Vito
09-20-2011, 09:40 AM
Listened to Boomer & Carton for the first time in ages. Forgot how big of a douche Carton is...taking Giants fans to task for cheering LT.

Innovator
09-20-2011, 09:55 AM
You forgot?

Innovator
09-20-2011, 09:55 AM
He also blatantly said he's a Yankee fan from September to October.

Ermaximus
09-20-2011, 11:15 AM
Totally playing the Panthers Steve Smith against the Jags this weekend in Fantasy Football.

SammyG
09-20-2011, 12:53 PM
getting sick of watching the Rams shoot themselves in the foot.

Nark Order
09-20-2011, 12:59 PM
Join the club.

Innovator
09-20-2011, 02:40 PM
That might have been the worst played game from both sides i've seen.

Evil Vito
09-21-2011, 09:48 AM
The Blaine Gabbert era has officially begun. Makes you wonder why McCown even started in the first place.

Ermaximus
09-21-2011, 10:13 AM
The Blaine Gabbert era has officially begun. Makes you wonder why McCown even started in the first place.

Because Del Rio is a halfwit.

Gonna be a good game to watch this weekend. I don't see us winning it, but it'll be a good game to watch. The way Newton and Steve Smith have been playing, they're going to kill our secondary.

Battlekat
09-21-2011, 11:17 AM
Because Del Rio is a halfwit.

Gonna be a good game to watch this weekend. I don't see us winning it, but it'll be a good game to watch. The way Newton and Steve Smith have been playing, they're going to kill our secondary.

Really hoping Steve Smith lights it up against them. I need a big week in Fantasy. Started both of my money leagues 0-2 this year.

Ermaximus
09-21-2011, 11:20 AM
Ha, me too dude. I have both him and Newton on my team.

Battlekat
09-21-2011, 11:23 AM
That team I had Jennings, Colston, Manningham, and Steve Smith as my bench player. I also have Gore, Mendenhall, and Ryan Matthews at RB. So far it's not panning out nearly as well as I projected on paper.

Ermaximus
09-21-2011, 11:45 AM
The league isn't a running league anymore. It's clear it's once again a passing league.

Innovator
09-21-2011, 11:48 AM
After that ridiculous catch on Monday night....


Domenik Hixon tore his right ACL, out for the year.

7!

Evil Vito
09-21-2011, 11:52 AM
I feel like I did during the 2009 Mets season. Everytime I check the news I expect to read about another injury.

Evil Vito
09-21-2011, 11:57 AM
Hixon will be missed. Same knee as last year so his career is more than likely over.

FearedSanctity
09-21-2011, 11:57 AM
Feeling pretty bad for your Giants and Chiefs fans. Denver's season last year went to shit with ONE big injury, you guys have several

FearedSanctity
09-21-2011, 12:00 PM
So many player are getting hurt. Denver was out about 5 starters last week, Chiefs lost anyone worth a damn, and half the Giants roster out with a torn ACL just to name a few situations. Yet no one wants to blame the lockout for shitty conditioning yet

OssMan
09-21-2011, 12:03 PM
CHANGE THE RULES!

Battlekat
09-21-2011, 12:40 PM
The league isn't a running league anymore. It's clear it's once again a passing league.

That fantasy league kind of is a running league. We only get 0.25 per reception unfortunately.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-21-2011, 01:34 PM
Glad to see karma is punishing the Giants better than Roger Goodell ever could.

Innovator
09-21-2011, 03:36 PM
Glad to see karma is punishing the Giants better than Roger Goodell ever could.

Luckily for the Giants James Harrison is on the Steelers.

RP
09-21-2011, 04:17 PM
Pretty sure Hickson is faking this ACL tear.

Gonzo
09-21-2011, 08:21 PM
Glad to see karma is punishing the Giants better than Roger Goodell ever could.

Punishing for what? :?:

Triple Naitch
09-21-2011, 08:22 PM
Probably faking injuries.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-21-2011, 08:22 PM
Definitely faking injuries.

FearedSanctity
09-21-2011, 08:29 PM
http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/3579/loltebowdoesnothingallt.jpg

Droford
09-21-2011, 09:27 PM
Im not one to be doom and gloom after 2 games, but the Ravens season pretty much rests on them going into St Louis and beating the piss out of the Rams. If they lose to the Rams, I dare say that the season should get flushed down the toilet, especially staring at a 1-4 start with the Jets and Houston up over the next 3 weeks. They still have the other Steelers game and a game with the Chargers which is 10-6 as long as they win every other game and thats not gonna do shit in the AFC.

RP
09-21-2011, 09:36 PM
Eli is faking being a QB

RP
09-21-2011, 09:42 PM
Im not one to be doom and gloom after 2 games, but the Ravens season pretty much rests on them going into St Louis and beating the piss out of the Rams. If they lose to the Rams, I dare say that the season should get flushed down the toilet, especially staring at a 1-4 start with the Jets and Houston up over the next 3 weeks. They still have the other Steelers game and a game with the Chargers which is 10-6 as long as they win every other game and thats not gonna do shit in the AFC.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GIANT HOMO.You don't know fucking shit about doom and gloom. You're such a prick fan. Really? You think that's what the Ravens season rests on? Fuck you and your homo fan base. Try having your season rest on a 40 year old racist/former alcoholic. You and Requiem should go fuck eachothers mouths in the forrest. Fucking stupid. Both of you.

Your season rest in a week 3 matchup against the 0-2 Rams? Go fuck yourself!

Droford
09-21-2011, 09:45 PM
The Ravens were a Playoff Contender in the AFC for sure and possible Super Bowl rep for the AFC. If they start the year off 1-4, thats not happening.

I actually had the bad thought that if they do go 1-4 they might as well go for the "suck for Luck" and not win another game. They play one of the major contenders for Luck (Seattle) as it is (the other being Miami). Flacco is a free agent after this year too..

RP
09-21-2011, 09:47 PM
Are you fucking serious right now?

Droford
09-21-2011, 09:49 PM
Im still partly pissed off I drove 1800 miles to Nashville and the Ravens never even bothered to show up, but yes I am.

RP
09-21-2011, 09:49 PM
Is this a joke? Did this asshole just say they need to replace Flacco? Man what the fuck. This forum has horrible football fans seriously. Droford I hope you're forced to drink cum seriously

CSL
09-21-2011, 09:52 PM
Eli is faking being a QB

you'd let him fake being Peyton atm

Droford
09-21-2011, 09:53 PM
I doubt that anyone's seriously thinking about flacco not resigning but if he finishes out the season with more games like he had Sunday vs the Titans there will be some people in Baltimore who would probably not want them to resign him.

Would also like to clarify, I would be absolutely shocked if Harbaugh doesnt have the team focus and prepared to kick the shit out of St Louis and get back on track. But I really never thought that the team would just decide to not show up last weekend either, so I really don't know.

the biggest thing that pissed me off about the game sunday was the ravens were down 13 with 7 minutes to go at the Titans 11 and pretty much conceded the game by kicking a FG instead of going for it on 4th and goal. I went nuts for that call, made absolutely no sense to me at all.

SammyG
09-21-2011, 09:54 PM
Someone's upset Kerry Collins is running his team's season into the ground.

RP
09-21-2011, 10:05 PM
Someone's upset Kerry Collins is running his team's season into the ground.

Fuck you samuel

Gonzo
09-21-2011, 10:10 PM
Definitely faking injuries.

Oh yeah. They definitely did. Two fucking guys went down simultaneously. Anyone know if fines were given yet?

Edit: Just read that the league sent out a memo. That'll stop them.

Droford
09-21-2011, 10:11 PM
Itd be hillarious if the Colts got the #1 pick. Why take Luck if Peyton still has a couple years left? But if he gets hurt again and his career is over..

Droford
09-21-2011, 10:11 PM
Oh yeah. They definitely did. Two fucking guys went down simultaneously. Anyone know if fines were given yet?
NFL issued a stern warning not to do it again or ELSE! Can't wait for players to start blading somehow so they can get away with it "Hey, see..Im bleeding!"

Gonzo
09-21-2011, 10:16 PM
I sympathize with RP here, for what it's worth. I know personally I look forward to the football season a great deal each year and it's emotionally deflating when your favorite team plays poorly or catches a rash of injuries etc.

I can't even imagine my team losing a HOF QB in the weeks leading into the season.

RP
09-21-2011, 11:00 PM
Mathias knows what's up. I might start smoking crack. I dunno.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-21-2011, 11:08 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/21/jerome-simpson-and-anthony-collins-marijuana_n_974999.html


An operation by state narcotics agents that tracked a shipment of high-grade marijuana from Northern California led police to a suburban Kentucky house and two National Football League players, law enforcement authorities said.
Cincinnati Bengals teammates Jerome Simpson and Anthony Collins, both 25, were at Simpson's home in Crestview Hills, Ky., yesterday when a package allegedly containing 2.5 pounds of marijuana arrived at the house in what authorities called a controlled delivery.
A third person, Aleen Smith, allegedly signed for the package, which was sent from Eureka, Calif., and intercepted in Sacramento, authorities said. All three were questioned at the residence, but no arrests were made at the time.
Inside the home, police allegedly found six more pounds of marijuana, other empty parcels, scales and packaging material.




WHO DEY

RP
09-21-2011, 11:10 PM
Bengals.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-21-2011, 11:16 PM
Nigga what u need 8 pounds of weed for

Droford
09-22-2011, 12:03 AM
Decided to go ahead and do this now to take my mind off my skin peeling due to my crispy sun fried skin.

My NFL Betting Picks Week 3 (Week 2 (http://www.tpww.net/forums/showpost.php?p=3629140&postcount=433)3-10-3 ATS, Season 10-18-4)

Obviously not doing that great, but I feel as though Im going to turn a corner this week! Or not.

Bengals -2.5 vs 49ers [Everyone on board the Andy Dalton Express! The 49ers are 2 return 2 TDs from Ted Ginn away from being a pretty mediocre 0-2 team and not a lucky subpar 1-1 team.]
Bills +8.5 vs Patriots
Texans +4.5 @ Saints [Saints surprised me last week, I'll admit, but they are 2-6 ATS at home in their last 8 and the Texans are a much better team than the Bears.]
[B]Eagles vs Giants - NO LINE - [I would take the Eagles with or without Vick.]
Browns -2.5 vs Dolphins [Take the team not headed towards the #1 pick in the draft, even though that means you're taking the Browns..ew.]
Titans -7 vs Broncos [the Titans looked like they had everything together vs the Ravens, and the Broncos are giving up 5 ypc which should be good for Chris Johnson.]
Lions -3.5 @ Vikings [Too much offense vs not enough offense.]
Panthers -3.5 vs Jaguars [Rookie QBs facing off in week 3, take the one thats started 2 games already and playing at home.]
Chargers -14.5 vs Chiefs [I dont like giving up more than 2 TDs but I dont see how the Chiefs can be expected to mount enough offense to keep up with SD and avoid getting blown out again. The Chargers seem to hate bettors though, so go forth with caution.]
Jets -3.5 @ Raiders [Raiders looked great vs the Bills but the Bills defense =/= Jets defense.]
Ravens -3.5 @ Rams [The Ravens could get torched by Bradford..but this is a game the Ravens need to win.]
Falcons +1.5 @ Buccaneers [Everyones all over the Falcons for being a bad road team but the Bucs are a pretty equally bad home team (3-13 ATS last 16 home games), so something has to give. I think the momentum is in the Falcons favor.]
Cardinals -3.5 @ Seahawks [People are liking the Seahawks for the single reason that its their first home game, but I dont see how the location matters when the team is still the same that has looked BAD so far..]
Packers -3.5 @ Bears [Tough matchup, I still think the Bears are a decent team..and its in Chicago..if it were more points Id take the Bears but I cant do it at just +3.5.]
Steelers -10 @ Colts [I honestly have no idea how this doesn't end up in a blow out. For as much as I didn't like the Steelers to cover last week (and got burned), this is my the Lock of the Week (0-1).]
Cowboys -6.5 vs Redskins -No Line- [If Romo plays and hes even 75% you have to like the Cowboys, but if Kitna starts it'll probably be a long night for Dallas. Under the assumption that Romo will play, so going with Cowboys for now.]

Results 4-12 ATS (14-30-4 Season)

RP
09-22-2011, 12:40 AM
I don't know how the Colts don't get blown out either, but this game sure does have a " Custards last stand " feel to it.

RP
09-22-2011, 12:43 AM
I really want Painter in there. Collins is done. I appreciate him trying but I think they are better off with a kid who's hungry and has something to prove. Collins has neither.

Nervous Ferret
09-22-2011, 01:14 AM
Custard

Droford
09-22-2011, 01:43 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/6/6/128888202910557986.jpg

RP
09-22-2011, 06:33 AM
Custer

Ermaximus
09-22-2011, 11:18 AM
Yo RP, even with an old ass terrible QB, rest assured knowing he'll get at least 2 wins this year. Both against the Jags. Doesn't matter who Collins plays for, he always fucking beats us. :mad:

Hanso Amore
09-22-2011, 12:06 PM
Hixon will be missed. Same knee as last year so his career is more than likely over.

Good. Now he knows how Kevin Everett feels.

Nah Im just fucking around. Hixon nearly retired after that play that left Everett injured. It was a nice story to see them come together as friends and Hixon go on to have a few more years of a career and get some playing time.

Ermaximus
09-22-2011, 12:12 PM
Hanso, coming in to this season, did you feel Fitzpatrick would be as superb as he has been thus far?

Emperor Smeat
09-22-2011, 04:50 PM
I really want Painter in there. Collins is done. I appreciate him trying but I think they are better off with a kid who's hungry and has something to prove. Collins has neither.

Besides getting injured, never really understood why Indy let Sorgi go because he was essentially the "Cassel" or "Rodgers" (before Farve left) of the team so if Peyton went down or was benched for rest, the whole play system didn't change because he had years of experience/knowledge.

Main reason the Giants went after him was them thinking he could help Eli with some of the knowledge he learned from Peyton until he got hurt again and dropped.

Gonzo
09-22-2011, 08:00 PM
Hanso, coming in to this season, did you feel Fitzpatrick would be as superb as he has been thus far?

I've been waiting for Fitzpatrick to have a break out season. Dude has shown some flashes in the past. I don't watch a lot of Bills games but the guy can sling it. I want to see what he does this year against some top tier teams.

Hanso Amore
09-23-2011, 10:26 AM
Hanso, coming in to this season, did you feel Fitzpatrick would be as superb as he has been thus far?

Not at all. I was not a Big Fitz Supporter and still am tenuous as best. Hes not this good. He will come back to earth. But hes showing that even a step down will still be a Solid QB.

The guy is no doubt the smartest QB in the game. Hes really starting to get good at reading defenses, and with every game he improves. But he is Very Limited with his arm strength, and I think that people will be able to figure him out soon.

I guess Im just trying to avoid jumping on the Bandwagon. Bills fans got burned bad in 2008 when Trent Edwards came out 5-1 and looked like a Pro Bowl QB.

Now he is out of the league.

Innovator
09-23-2011, 10:32 AM
Guy I know who was cut by the 49ers was signed to the Giants practice squad at WR, at this rate he'll be on the team by week 6.

Ermaximus
09-23-2011, 10:44 AM
CBS tells me to sit Cam Newton in fantasy football vs. the Jags secondary. Really CBS? Are you fucking high?

Nark Order
09-23-2011, 11:58 AM
No way Cam Newton keeps up this ridiculousness for much longer.

Crimson
09-23-2011, 12:19 PM
I agree..but he will if they have to keep coming back from behind. And they're running game stinks somehow with 2 decent rb's

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2011, 01:41 PM
As long as Cam Newton has the Gregulator to throw to, he will never struggle.

Ermaximus
09-23-2011, 01:50 PM
Cam Newton has also made Steve Smith relevant again. We can't overlook that Senor Olajuwon.

Nark Order
09-23-2011, 02:50 PM
I'll tell you who's going to be a star. That Alex Smith boy.


:'(

Innovator
09-23-2011, 03:15 PM
49ers would be a great team if they stopped with the Alex Smith project.

IT'S YEAR 7, CMON

Droford
09-23-2011, 04:44 PM
Former Ravens/Browns Orlando "Zeus" Brown was found dead in his home in Baltimore at age 40..

ugh..wasn't one of my favorite players to be honest but he was respected a lot by the Ravens staff and players apparently.

Emperor Smeat
09-23-2011, 05:46 PM
As long as Cam Newton has the Gregulator to throw to, he will never struggle.

ESPN did have a nice stat of when Cam gets blitzed, his passing quality and QB rating drops into the 30s but because teams are respecting his running ability too much, he has a lot more time for the passing.

I think Cam is also leading the team in rushing but he's also taking a lot more hits during rush plays and only is averaging about the same yards as the Panthers regular RBs.

Reavant
09-23-2011, 06:21 PM
49ers would be a great team if they stopped with the Alex Smith project.

IT'S YEAR 7, CMON

yea i thought the bears were bad about holding onto first round picks no matter what

Evil Vito
09-23-2011, 06:41 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Giants sign Michael Clayton. Good movie.</font>

SammyG
09-23-2011, 10:47 PM
Niggas

Evil Vito
09-25-2011, 12:48 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Looks like I could be in for another rough week fantasy-wise.</font> :o

Requiem
09-25-2011, 01:00 PM
gonna get stomped in FF today. :( injuries and useless drafts.. antonio gates being a total bust

Anybody Thrilla
09-25-2011, 01:09 PM
Does anybody know where I can get a stream of the Bengals/49ers game? It's blacked out in the area. Home opener too. Fucking sucks.

RoXer
09-25-2011, 01:13 PM
http://yanying.yolasite.com/chan5.php

Anybody Thrilla
09-25-2011, 01:19 PM
Good look, Roxo

Ermaximus
09-25-2011, 01:36 PM
Cam Newton, you're looking very overhyped today against a bad defense.

CSL
09-25-2011, 02:02 PM
little Ahmad Bradshaw stiff arming 200+lb safeties in the face

OssMan
09-25-2011, 02:29 PM
my boy victor kool-aid

RoXer
09-25-2011, 02:31 PM
Definitely watching Cardinals game in spanish from now on

OssMan
09-25-2011, 02:34 PM
How

RoXer
09-25-2011, 02:35 PM
AM radio i guess. I'll put the tv on mute

RoXer
09-25-2011, 02:36 PM
<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4iVkgBCQhX4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

OssMan
09-25-2011, 02:37 PM
golaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazoooooooooooooooooooo

DaveWadding
09-25-2011, 02:38 PM
My IDP fantasy league is making me want to kill myself this week.

OssMan
09-25-2011, 02:38 PM
hasta su casa

tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouchdow

lari fitsheral

DaveWadding
09-25-2011, 02:38 PM
LARRY LARRY LARRY LARRYYYYYYYYYYY FEETZGERALDDDDDDDDDDDD

Ermaximus
09-25-2011, 02:45 PM
Where have you gone Detroit Lions?

FearedSanctity
09-25-2011, 02:50 PM
Broncos run D shitting all over the Titans' RBs hopes and dreams

FearedSanctity
09-25-2011, 02:51 PM
Chris Johnson - 10 car, 11 yds
Javon Ringer - 4 car, -7 yds

Nark Order
09-25-2011, 03:29 PM
Oh my Fuck. The 9ers are probably going to lose to the fucking Bengals. I'd rather lose to the Bengals cheerleaders.

CSL
09-25-2011, 03:31 PM
Nnamdi Asowho?gha