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D Mac
09-08-2011, 04:51 AM
BACK TO FOOTBALL

Official kickoff tonight. Packers vs Saints - 8:30 PM on NBC

Battlekat
09-08-2011, 08:33 AM
I don't think they could have picked a btter game to kick things off. I'll definitely be watching with beer in hand and a fantasy stat-tracker up on the laptop.

Innovator
09-08-2011, 09:53 AM
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZrCw8po7JKo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

RP
09-08-2011, 10:19 AM
I don't think they could have picked a btter game to kick things off. I'll definitely be watching with beer in hand and a fantasy stat-tracker up on the laptop.

Same. I would have liked to see Pack vs Falcons, but Pack vs Saints is good.

Battlekat
09-08-2011, 10:30 AM
Would have rather seen Steelers vs Ravens, but I'm biased as a Steeler fan. Too bad we shit the bed in the Super Bowl.

McLegend
09-08-2011, 10:38 AM
FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL

D Mac
09-08-2011, 02:35 PM
RULES RULES RULES!!!

FearedSanctity
09-08-2011, 03:13 PM
Manning has another surgery today, per Michael Lombardi. Sorry, RP. How about some Brady Quinn, or Kyle Orton :naughty:

Edit: Also...

@mortreport: Sources say Manning had surgery this am - cervical fusion with 2-3 month minimum recovery. No word on if he'll be put on IR.

Nark Order
09-08-2011, 03:13 PM
eh fuck. Can somebody just pick me a team to root for this year? I don't want to hang myself after 4 games into the 9ers season

FearedSanctity
09-08-2011, 03:14 PM
eh fuck. Can somebody just pick me a team to root for this year? I don't want to hang myself after 4 games into the 9ers season

<<<<

McLegend
09-08-2011, 03:25 PM
I'm highly worried the Eagles offensive line. Highly worried.

McLegend
09-08-2011, 03:26 PM
New Avatar

Michael Vick> Cervical Fusion

RP
09-08-2011, 05:47 PM
Think I'm going to drink some beer and have a good cry tonight.

DrA
09-08-2011, 07:02 PM
What is with this Houston Texans hype all of a sudden. They have a real good chance of becoming the Arizona Cardinals of this decade.

RP
09-08-2011, 07:15 PM
I still think the Colts will win the division. I believe in the other players on this roster. Keyshawn Johnson just said the Colts have maybe three players who can start on another team....

I wonder which three. Jeff Saturday, Reggie Wayne, Dwight Freeney, Robert Mathis, Austin Collie, Dallas Clark, Antoine Batha? I think there's more Pro Bowls between these players then Keyshawn had carr tds.

RP
09-08-2011, 07:16 PM
Its time for Kurt Warner to do Gods work. And by that, I mean come qb the Colts.

Reavant
09-08-2011, 07:17 PM
im willing to bet that they give gerrard a call

Innovator
09-08-2011, 07:19 PM
I'm sorry RP.

CSL
09-08-2011, 07:21 PM
I think Kerry Collins is going to do okay

CSL
09-08-2011, 07:26 PM
these kickoff concerts are always pretty bad. And didn't Maroon 5 die like 5-6 years ago?

RP
09-08-2011, 07:35 PM
these kickoff concerts are always pretty bad. And didn't Maroon 5 die like 5-6 years ago?

Gotta be honest, right now, if I have to watch a Maroon 5 concert, I might kill myself.

CSL
09-08-2011, 07:38 PM
they only showed like one song, the band after were much worse. Which really says something.

RP
09-08-2011, 07:45 PM
You really have to be horrible to be worse then Maroon 5.

FearedSanctity
09-08-2011, 08:06 PM
When I think football, I think Maroon 5

RP
09-08-2011, 08:19 PM
I'm taking the Saints + 4.5 tonight

The only pickem league I'm in this year is the Simmons one on espn.

Innovator
09-08-2011, 08:25 PM
Kid Rock main eventing the kick off show.

Thanks Janet.

Droford
09-08-2011, 08:25 PM
Im still taking the Colts +8.5. The Texans are monumental chokers in games where they're expected to win..and this game went from "upset if they win" to "upset if they lose to the Colts without Manning".

My Betting Picks Week 1

Saints +4.5
Chiefs -6
Lions -1 (or Pick'em)
Bears +3
Eagles -4.5
Colts +8.5
Browns -6.5
Ravens -1.5
Titans +1.5
Cardinals -7
Seahawks +5.5
Giants -3
Chargers -9
Cowboys +4.5
Patriots -7
Raiders +3

Droford
09-08-2011, 08:32 PM
13 Time World Champions

So the Packers need another one to be the Ric Flair of the NFL?

Innovator
09-08-2011, 08:34 PM
Just give me Faith Hill so I know it's football time.

RP
09-08-2011, 08:38 PM
Seems like Jordin Sparxx sings the anthem every year.

RP
09-08-2011, 08:38 PM
She's pretty good at it.

RP
09-08-2011, 08:39 PM
Come on Devery Henderson!

Innovator
09-08-2011, 08:47 PM
God that back shoulder ball is a thing of beauty.

Droford
09-08-2011, 08:51 PM
Ravens/Steelers is exactly like the Colts/Texans game last year

loser of the Super Bowl on the road for a Division game vs a team that they've pretty much dominated as of late. Texans took it to the Colts and I have every reason to believe that the Ravens will beat the Steelers just the same.

RP
09-08-2011, 08:52 PM
Did I mention that both my $40 and $20 money league teams are playing against Aaron Rodgers tonight? Yikes. Rough day today.

Droford
09-08-2011, 08:53 PM
This game is gonna be over by the end of the 1st quarter at this rate

RP
09-08-2011, 09:01 PM
Has Rodgers missed a pass yet? I'm down about 20points now and the first quarter isn't even over.

DrA
09-08-2011, 09:03 PM
No surprises so far.

Droford
09-08-2011, 09:12 PM
I dont understand why in the interest of safety they moved the kickoff making just about every kickoff a touchback, so why not just end kickoffs and start everyone at the 20 all the time.

RP
09-08-2011, 09:20 PM
I'm getting obliterated by Rodgers right now. I need Devery Henderson to do something.

RP
09-08-2011, 09:38 PM
Donald Divert just got lit

RP
09-08-2011, 09:39 PM
DARREN FUCKING SPROLES!

Droford
09-08-2011, 09:49 PM
I think I expected both team's defenses to show up a little more than they have so far..

Nark Order
09-08-2011, 09:52 PM
Darren Sproles, son. Former Charger power.

RP
09-08-2011, 09:53 PM
I think I expected both team's defenses to show up a little more than they have so far..

I benched Packers defense for 49ers cause I thought this might be a shootout.

OssMan
09-08-2011, 10:30 PM
Boil em, Meachem, stick em in a stew

RP
09-08-2011, 10:35 PM
Holy shit

RP
09-08-2011, 10:35 PM
Lol that might be the play of the year

Nark Order
09-08-2011, 10:37 PM
That was Marshawn Lynch-esque. Holy shit.

Nark Order
09-08-2011, 10:40 PM
Sproles another big return. These returns are stabbing bitches.

RP
09-08-2011, 10:42 PM
HENDO!

OssMan
09-08-2011, 10:42 PM
Blowin on that Hendo
Gamecube nintendo

RP
09-08-2011, 10:43 PM
He's in! For the love of god I needed that lol!!!!

Team Sheep
09-08-2011, 10:51 PM
Wow this tackling is rusty. Great advert for the game for opening day though :D

RoXer
09-08-2011, 11:12 PM
How did the Saints not know Kuhn was going to run that in? 70,000 people called it. And he went in practically untouched.

Droford
09-08-2011, 11:44 PM
lol if Sproles takes this punt back

didnt even kick it to him..guess I dont blame em

Droford
09-08-2011, 11:45 PM
I dont have money on the game but im rooting for the saints just to have them cover the +4.5

Droford
09-08-2011, 11:47 PM
crappy play calling throwing down the middle keeping the clock running

Droford
09-08-2011, 11:48 PM
pass interference in the end zone on the last play

lol

RP
09-08-2011, 11:49 PM
Great game

Droford
09-08-2011, 11:50 PM
more stupid play calling..damnit

Evil Vito
09-08-2011, 11:53 PM
<font color=goldenrod>lol what an idiotic play call. I don't care if you're on the 1, when you have one of the best QB's in football on your team and he's on fire, you throw it no matter what. Brees throwing it > trying to run it with 11 defenders stacking the line

awesome game though</font>

Team Sheep
09-08-2011, 11:53 PM
Some more priceless NFL drama. It's great to be back.

Emperor Smeat
09-08-2011, 11:54 PM
The opener was great in terms of offense and how good Brees and Rodgers are but wow Saints D was horrible while Pakcers started to slack off near the end.

I bet the Chargers sort of regret letting Sproles go instead of trying to keep him after today.

:lol: at the last play. I could see why a run was done to trick the Packers but they stacked the line so a pass should have been done instead.

Corndad
09-08-2011, 11:56 PM
Brees is a dude. Don't understand that end of game play call but damn. Entertaining opening game.

Requiem
09-09-2011, 01:15 AM
wow, what a game to open the season with. trying to snake Sproles for my fantasy league if nobody grabs him. got a couple players i can drop for some free room.

Evil Vito
09-09-2011, 07:37 AM
<font color=goldenrod>Everybody place your bets for "jobber player to have a huge first game and get picked up in every league only to not do shit the rest of the year" guy.</font>

Innovator
09-09-2011, 07:42 AM
Rex Grossman.

Battlekat
09-09-2011, 09:18 AM
That rookie Cobb from the Packers is one I could see people hopping on pretty quickly. Then he won't have another TD til like week 6 or 7.

Cooler Tom Schuler
09-09-2011, 12:47 PM
That rookie Cobb from the Packers is one I could see people hopping on pretty quickly. Then he won't have another TD til like week 6 or 7.

I disagree. With GB playing Carolina next week, he'll get to return like 143 punts.

RP
09-09-2011, 12:49 PM
That was a fantastic game last night. Really pumped for Sunday.

RP
09-09-2011, 12:52 PM
I picked up Devery Henderson before the game. He had 6 catches, 100 yrds and a score. According to yahoo he was owned by 1 percent of teams.

But Lance Moore could be back soon.

Battlekat
09-09-2011, 01:05 PM
I disagree. With GB playing Carolina next week, he'll get to return like 143 punts.

I think that depends on if Deangelo Williams can get back to form. I also think the pickup of Greg Olsen and Jeremty Shockey provides some decent options for Newton. I see potential to improve a lot compared to that bum Matt Moore and Brian St. Pierre. Not enough to make playoffs or anything though.

Kris P Lettus
09-09-2011, 02:04 PM
The Colston fumble and the stupid play action call on 4th down cost us the game.. Loving Darren Sproles right now.. All three of our main RB's looked good.. Was disappointed in these new "run stuffing" DT's (Rodgers and Franklin).. Also, even though Roman Harper is amazing at the line of scrimmage, 2nd in sacks amongst active DB's, he is getting torn up in coverage..

It was a fun game to watch and good to see the offense scratch and crawl their way back in.. Defense actually didn't look that bad.. Some of the throws/catches the Pack made were unreal.. Oh well, on to the Bears..

RP
09-09-2011, 02:08 PM
I need info on Devery Hendo

I picked him up and started him yesterday. Very happy.

Kris P Lettus
09-09-2011, 02:14 PM
Well, he was our deep threat until we drafted Meachum.. Kinda a 50/50 if it's a long route.. The only problem with using a Saints WR in Fantasy, Brees spreads it around so you never know who's gonna have a big day.. If I had played this year, I would have def gone after Jimmy Graham.. Henderson is a solid WR though..

Reavant
09-09-2011, 02:16 PM
RP you got pretty lucky. With teams like the saints, theres no consistent receiver on the team game to game because theres so many that they get the ball spread too thin or another guy gets hot in the game. This happened to me with deverey a couple years ago where i picked him up a week after he had a monster game and he never even came close to that the rest of the year.

Kris P Lettus
09-09-2011, 02:36 PM
RP, do you want the Colts to pick up Gerrard??

RP
09-09-2011, 02:39 PM
RP, do you want the Colts to pick up Gerrard??

No. I've seen enough of him to know he's average at best. I want them to go get Warner, but I'm not completely out on Kerry Collins. I need to see him this week.

RP
09-09-2011, 02:42 PM
Don't get me wrong. Garrard is a tough Qb. But he's not a good fit for Indy.

Kris P Lettus
09-09-2011, 02:45 PM
It'd be pretty awesome if somehow y'all ended up with Carson Palmer..

Battlekat
09-09-2011, 02:53 PM
Wonder what Favre is up to this year?

RP
09-09-2011, 02:54 PM
The Browns would ask a shit load in trade for him cause they are stubborn, plus he'd be moving on next year so.

RP
09-09-2011, 02:55 PM
Wonder what Favre is up to this year?

I think they should contact him, but again, in not completely out on Collins. Hearing good things.

Innovator
09-09-2011, 03:32 PM
<iframe width="560" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jaaZ6E8daVM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

McLegend
09-09-2011, 03:39 PM
Man Tom Brady is lucky that he's like the greatest QB of all time, lucky that he has 3 Super Bowl rings, 2 time Super Bowl MVP, 2 time league MVP, Great looking, 2 kids, and married to the richest most powerful super Model in the World.

Otherwise that dude would have nothing going for him.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-09-2011, 03:43 PM
It'd be pretty awesome if somehow y'all ended up with Carson Palmer..

Can't see the Colts giving up what they'd have to give up for Palmer just for a temporary starter.

I think Seattle is most likely to end up trading for him. He's Pete Carroll's boy so you know Pete would be willing to overpay, especially since he's rolling with T-Jack right now.

Innovator
09-09-2011, 03:44 PM
So if we take away all that...

Kris P Lettus
09-09-2011, 03:52 PM
Can't see the Colts giving up what they'd have to give up for Palmer just for a temporary starter.

I think Seattle is most likely to end up trading for him. He's Pete Carroll's boy so you know Pete would be willing to overpay, especially since he's rolling with T-Jack right now.

I def thought Reggie would end up in Seattle..

Emperor Smeat
09-09-2011, 04:57 PM
Looks like Plaxico's personal feud with Giants coach Coughlin hasn't ended because today he "trashed" Coughlin in an interview. Coughlin basically doesn't care about the feud between the two.

He also doesn't like Eli Manning but its more of him feeling Eli just ignored him while in prison unlike other Giants players at the time. Supposedly Eli is giving the excuse of him always being busy and the 1 phone call after Plax left jail as a good enough reason.

Innovator
09-09-2011, 05:02 PM
Plaxico, let it go already.

Boomer
09-09-2011, 05:27 PM
I don't think Sproles will do that well all season. He looked fantastic though; sad to see him do well after I've drafted him three years in a row (or something).

D Mac
09-10-2011, 12:55 AM
I heard some people say Manning's entire career might be over.

FearedSanctity
09-10-2011, 01:27 AM
Doubt it. From what Irsay said a couple other guys have had the surgery and gone on to play the next year. Think it more so comes down to if Peyton wants to at 35.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-10-2011, 01:48 AM
Have you seen this nigga? He's gonna play till he's Terry Schiavo.

Skippord
09-10-2011, 03:04 AM
sick topical reference Supreme

RP
09-10-2011, 08:49 AM
I think the Colts have a monster chip on there shoulder right now. They've sat back and listened to everyone bury them for the last week. I've seen interviews with Freeny and Saturday and I've never seen them come off as pissed as they did. I think Freeney is going to have an amazing game tommorow.

I think the Colts are about to punk the Texans tommorow. I think Collins is going to be ok. Addai has had the best training camp/pre season of his career. I think he's going to be great tommorow. I think the Colts are going to get a early lead and then Freeney and Mathis are bringing hell with them. I also think Ernie Sims is going to lay some tone setting hits.

Colts are going to punk the shit out of these choke artists.

Evil Vito
09-10-2011, 10:53 AM
<font color=goldenrod>lol knew Plax was gonna rip Coughlin at some point. So many former Giants have ripped Coughlin, and in doing so they come across as being nothing more than a bunch of whiny bitches that can't handle having a tough coach who actually forces you to work hard and practice.</font>

Supreme Olajuwon
09-10-2011, 11:41 AM
Thanks for that unbiased perspective, Big Vito 22.

Evil Vito
09-10-2011, 11:52 AM
<font color=goldenrod>I'd say the same thing about any player that complained about a coach being "too tough". If I made millions of dollars a year I don't think I'd complain about having to practice...especially since the rule changes now don't even allow coaches to practice their players for more than two consecutive days.</font>

Evil Vito
09-10-2011, 03:52 PM
<font color=goldenrod>We all knew Adrian Peterson was going to want more than Chris Johnson. And now he's got it. 7 years, $100 million, $36 million guaranteed.</font>

El Fangel
09-11-2011, 06:32 AM
Pretty excited.

SammyG
09-11-2011, 11:59 AM
Time to shock the "Dream Team"

Kris P Lettus
09-11-2011, 12:07 PM
Rams 6-10

Reavant
09-11-2011, 12:24 PM
common krisp... id say at least 8-8

Triple Naitch
09-11-2011, 12:24 PM
I think the Rams will win the division, but they're gonna start out of the gate rough.

Battlekat
09-11-2011, 12:26 PM
I've got 22 oz IPA bombers on ice. Can't wait for Steelers vs Ravens to start.

RP
09-11-2011, 12:51 PM
Chris Carter " Indianapolis, after the game, let me know if you, miss Peyton Manning, I'm going Texans! "


FUCK U!

God I hope the Colts win today.

Evil Vito
09-11-2011, 12:53 PM
<font color=goldenrod>All 4 Fox analysts just picked Green Bay to win the Super Bowl. Guess we know who isn't winning it now...</font>

FearedSanctity
09-11-2011, 12:58 PM
First year with Sunday Ticket. My penis is erect over the idea of no longer having to use shit streams that constantly get killed

FearedSanctity
09-11-2011, 01:00 PM
So many people dick riding a GB/NE or GB/PIT Super Bowl that it's not gonna happen.

Also, all these people picking San Diego for a SB appearance need to pay better attention to the team. They're not who they were a couple years ago

OssMan
09-11-2011, 01:09 PM
justin banana starting at defensive tackle for the rams

OssMan
09-11-2011, 01:10 PM
brian billick creates new word "trickeration"

OssMan
09-11-2011, 01:14 PM
is fallen angel still a colts fan

OssMan
09-11-2011, 01:16 PM
Steven Jackson steven

OssMan
09-11-2011, 01:16 PM
rhymin and steven

Anybody Thrilla
09-11-2011, 01:23 PM
The Bengals defense doesn't look retarded so far. This is good news.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-11-2011, 01:24 PM
woo football
woo bengals
woo andy dalton
woo red rocket

Anybody Thrilla
09-11-2011, 01:25 PM
These Bengals/Browns games are always messy, but Cleveland is looking pretty silly right now.

Anybody Thrilla
09-11-2011, 01:28 PM
Unsportsmanlike conduct on Cleveland's bench. Nice.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-11-2011, 01:28 PM
I gotta agree with Anybody Thrilla here. These Browns/Bengals games are usually pretty messy. But Cleveland is looking silly right now.

Requiem
09-11-2011, 01:30 PM
Ugh fumble leading to a TD.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-11-2011, 01:30 PM
This new E-Trade commercial is the gayest thing ever. Trying to be all stylish and Tarantino-y.

Stickman
09-11-2011, 01:31 PM
Oh hey look, another touchback

Supreme Olajuwon
09-11-2011, 01:36 PM
who are they that think they can defeat these bengals

Requiem
09-11-2011, 01:36 PM
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ANOTHER FUMBLE

Anybody Thrilla
09-11-2011, 01:37 PM
Fuck Arian Foster's hamstring. If Derrick Ward is performing right now, he could have gotten me roughly 30,000 points this week.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-11-2011, 01:38 PM
"Old Sticky Hands" Kerry Collins

Anybody Thrilla
09-11-2011, 01:42 PM
Bengals D looking sharp. Too bad this is just Cleveland.

Anybody Thrilla
09-11-2011, 01:43 PM
I had no idea the Bengals picked up Brandon Tate either. Not bad.

OssMan
09-11-2011, 01:49 PM
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ANOTHER FUMBLE

Calm down

Requiem
09-11-2011, 01:52 PM
Calm down

stfu guy

Anybody Thrilla
09-11-2011, 01:52 PM
Requiem has been a Colts fan for at least a fortnight, so I think he's allowed to get worked up.

OssMan
09-11-2011, 01:52 PM
Fox sports playing proud mary

El Fangel
09-11-2011, 01:53 PM
Jesus Christ this sucks.

OssMan
09-11-2011, 01:54 PM
who's pumped for new miller lite gender roles commercials

OssMan
09-11-2011, 01:54 PM
where is roxer to do detached observer commentary with me

Supreme Olajuwon
09-11-2011, 01:55 PM
It'll be interesting to see how the NFL analysts break down this Colts/Texans game tonight. Wonder if they'll be able to explain the Colts' struggles so far in this game. I can't put my finger on it.

OssMan
09-11-2011, 01:56 PM
maybe ask requiem or fallen angel for their take

Anybody Thrilla
09-11-2011, 01:56 PM
It'll be interesting to see how the NFL analysts break down this Colts/Texans game tonight. Wonder if they'll be able to explain the Colts' struggles so far in this game. I can't put my finger on it.

As far as I can tell, Dwight Freeney's shoe isn't tied as tight as it probably should be, and Jeff Saturday had a big lunch, limiting his mobility.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-11-2011, 01:57 PM
It looks like a special teams issue to me.

Anybody Thrilla
09-11-2011, 01:57 PM
Ha, Cribbs is all like "fuck this".

Anybody Thrilla
09-11-2011, 01:57 PM
It looks like a special teams issue to me.

Just because they're wearing helmets doesn't mean they're retarded. :roll:

OssMan
09-11-2011, 02:01 PM
there's no retard in team

Anybody Thrilla
09-11-2011, 02:03 PM
Uh oh. I think the Browns mean business now.

CSL
09-11-2011, 02:03 PM
Rams receivers not feeling like catching passes today

Anybody Thrilla
09-11-2011, 02:04 PM
Somebody is watching a Rams game in the UK. Mind blowing.

OssMan
09-11-2011, 02:04 PM
i like how the cowboys are losing in the sunday ticket commercial with the cowboys fan and the play they show is them getting stuffed

OssMan
09-11-2011, 02:07 PM
Rams receivers not feeling like catching passes today

why are you watching american football, it's fucking retarded. there are plenty of soccer games on

Being serious

CSL
09-11-2011, 02:11 PM
Somebody is watching a Rams game in the UK. Mind blowing.

Redzone, making me watch the Chiefs rn :-\

CSL
09-11-2011, 02:12 PM
why are you watching american football, it's fucking retarded. there are plenty of soccer games on

Being serious

Prem games are done for the day, fuck La Liga and Serie A

D Mac
09-11-2011, 02:12 PM
FUCKING SON OF A BITCH :mad:

OssMan
09-11-2011, 02:14 PM
what's wrong diesel mac

OssMan
09-11-2011, 02:17 PM
rams have been blitzing vick from his blind side a lot

seems to be working

D Mac
09-11-2011, 02:21 PM
what's wrong diesel mac

Fucking 20 - 0 Bills WTF

CSL
09-11-2011, 02:23 PM
Texans are starting to take the piss a bit now

Supreme Olajuwon
09-11-2011, 02:25 PM
You gotta wonder if the Colts are maybe struggling without their regular starting QB.

Evil Vito
09-11-2011, 02:25 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Colts to draft Andrew Luck. Seeya Peyton.</font> :shifty:

Requiem
09-11-2011, 02:27 PM
kind of surprised at this pitt/baltimore game. flacco actually coming through alright on my fantasy team.

Triple Naitch
09-11-2011, 02:28 PM
Ray Rice may be my favorite player in the NFL.

Requiem
09-11-2011, 02:29 PM
lol and then espn ff crashes

Supreme Olajuwon
09-11-2011, 02:32 PM
lol

RoXer
09-11-2011, 02:32 PM
where is roxer to do detached observer commentary with me

Sorry, I was laying on the couch for the last 2 hours feeling like I wanted to die. I will join you now

OssMan
09-11-2011, 02:34 PM
good

Nervous Ferret
09-11-2011, 02:41 PM
This ravens team really does not seem to like the team from Pittsburgh

OssMan
09-11-2011, 02:46 PM
Ok good we have Mallards209

Corndad
09-11-2011, 02:47 PM
This is getting redic now. Wow.

RoXer
09-11-2011, 02:49 PM
Dunno if it was because I woke up in a bad mood or what but there seems to be a lot more commercials than ever before. Like 80% more. And they're really annoying too. Like there's an annoying sound or sight that makes me want to shut off the TV. Maybe it's just the mood I'm in.

Who the fuck is this E-Trade guy?

Battlekat
09-11-2011, 02:49 PM
Wow Steelers look like shit today. Might be a long season.

Corndad
09-11-2011, 02:51 PM
Shoulda took the FG Baltimore.

Evil Vito
09-11-2011, 02:51 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Justin Tuck inactive. God dammit.</font>

RoXer
09-11-2011, 02:52 PM
2 TEAMS
1 NATION
UNDER GOD

OssMan
09-11-2011, 02:53 PM
some trickeration from the rams

RoXer
09-11-2011, 02:53 PM
GO RAVENS

WE WILL NEVER FORGET

OssMan
09-11-2011, 02:54 PM
FC Baltimore vs Sporting Pittsburgh

RoXer
09-11-2011, 02:57 PM
Isn't Ray Lewis like 47 years old? It's amazing he's still able to play at such a high level.

RoXer
09-11-2011, 03:07 PM
(What looked like) an Apache helicopter practially flew into my house it was flying so low. Wonder if that will be for the flyover later.

RoXer
09-11-2011, 03:10 PM
Watching the SKY Sports stream. Apparently the Indy score is 34-nil

RoXer
09-11-2011, 03:10 PM
lol foreigners with foreign accents talking about NFL

DrA
09-11-2011, 03:12 PM
All the teams I picked except for Baltimore and Buffalo are getting their @$$es crunched.

Skippord
09-11-2011, 03:12 PM
Sam Bradford netting a solid -0.94 points for my fantasy team

DrA
09-11-2011, 03:13 PM
I went with Detroit originally but changed my mind even though I know that you should never do that.

OssMan
09-11-2011, 03:20 PM
Giants vs Redskins being hailed as the 9/11 bowl

OssMan
09-11-2011, 03:21 PM
Bunch of fart knockers in Eagles vs Rams.

DrA
09-11-2011, 03:21 PM
Hopefully it will end in a tie.

Skippord
09-11-2011, 03:22 PM
shit just got real in the Steelers game

OssMan
09-11-2011, 03:23 PM
Dog and parakeet covering take on me

D Mac
09-11-2011, 03:24 PM
FIRE TODD HALEY

Requiem
09-11-2011, 03:25 PM
Heeeeey, a TD!

RoXer
09-11-2011, 03:27 PM
thee bears

OssMan
09-11-2011, 03:32 PM
Fucking white guy in the eagles just barrels into the punt returner before he gets the ball then just gets up and points at everybody

OssMan
09-11-2011, 03:36 PM
brian billick just said "had some sex with the no huddle earlier"

D Mac
09-11-2011, 03:36 PM
RELEASE MATT CASSEL

DrA
09-11-2011, 03:36 PM
I forgot about Brian Leonard.

Boomer
09-11-2011, 03:40 PM
Worst Falcons game I've seen since the Packers game.

Oh wait, that was the last Falcons game.

Evil Vito
09-11-2011, 03:40 PM
The Legend of Greg Jones starts today

RoXer
09-11-2011, 03:43 PM
More commercials

Pretty woman on plane drinks a Corona with a dude on a beach
Dexter says something about a Dodge
Burly Men drive Silvarados
Hugh Jackman is a bad bet, brotha
Viewnormous

Requiem
09-11-2011, 03:44 PM
lol good god

kerry collins fumbles for the 3rd time. guy can't hold on to the ball to save his life.

Triple Naitch
09-11-2011, 03:44 PM
Sam Bradford netting a solid -0.94 points for my fantasy team

Josh Freeman isn't doing much better for me, while I have Ryan Fitzpatrick on the bench with 4 TDs.

OssMan
09-11-2011, 03:44 PM
Only recall corona one

RoXer
09-11-2011, 03:47 PM
Clive Owen, Jason Statham, Robert de Niro based on a true story
Sprint saving the world with white people what if solutions
Dexter talking about Dodge again

RoXer
09-11-2011, 03:48 PM
Only recall corona one

Switched to the Cleveland/Cinci game


I'm fucking really tired of commercials right now

Corndad
09-11-2011, 03:48 PM
6 turnovers. Really.

RoXer
09-11-2011, 03:49 PM
Forgot to be looking for black people names these past couple of days

D Mac
09-11-2011, 03:51 PM
Chiefs and Rams Super Bowl!

RoXer
09-11-2011, 03:51 PM
Injury, commercials

a a a a a a a a a a a a a a auto repair (FUCKING ANNOYING)
Dexter again, wtfffffff
Ipad asking me all these stupid fucking questions. I don't wanna do any of that shit. I wanna watch football.
New Survivor

FearedSanctity
09-11-2011, 03:53 PM
Hey Colts fans, take your pick
http://sharing.krqe.com/sharewlin//photo/2010/08/03/Broncos-Camp-Football_Gree_20100803032801_640_480.JPG


:naughty:

D Mac
09-11-2011, 03:54 PM
Roxer, I'm watching NFL Redzone on Justin.tv. It's pretty awesome.

And the name of the feed is called RoxNation.

Skippord
09-11-2011, 03:54 PM
Josh Freeman isn't doing much better for me, while I have Ryan Fitzpatrick on the bench with 4 TDs.
he pulled it together for a solid 2.26

Skippord
09-11-2011, 03:56 PM
Hey Colts fans, take your pick
http://sharing.krqe.com/sharewlin//photo/2010/08/03/Broncos-Camp-Football_Gree_20100803032801_640_480.JPG


:naughty:
they can both hold onto the football

D Mac
09-11-2011, 03:56 PM
:'(

RoXer
09-11-2011, 03:57 PM
Dexter again
Back to football
Bud Light giving Rich the NFL experience
Locke gunna be on Hawaii Five o

RoXer
09-11-2011, 03:57 PM
Roxer, I'm watching NFL Redzone on Justin.tv. It's pretty awesome.

And the name of the feed is called RoxNation.

You're welcome.

D Mac
09-11-2011, 03:58 PM
Holy shit for the Rams. Jackson went out and now Bradford.

D Mac
09-11-2011, 04:02 PM
Great game in Cleveland.

Requiem
09-11-2011, 04:04 PM
titans going to come back on this drive?

Requiem
09-11-2011, 04:07 PM
lol nope

owenbrown
09-11-2011, 04:07 PM
FUCK YOU MATT HASSELBECK!

D Mac
09-11-2011, 04:08 PM
FUCK YOU MATT CASSEL!

D Mac
09-11-2011, 04:09 PM
http://www.justin.tv/roxnation#/w/1739703424/32


Great feed of NFL Redzone.

DrA
09-11-2011, 04:13 PM
The point spread in the Tennessee game was 2 anyway, so even if they made the field goal it would have been a meaningless win.

Requiem
09-11-2011, 04:18 PM
If you're a betting man, sure. If you're the Titans, it wouldn't have been meaningless.

owenbrown
09-11-2011, 04:21 PM
getting my ass handed to me on TPWW Pick Them as well

D Mac
09-11-2011, 04:22 PM
Bengals Bandwagon?

owenbrown
09-11-2011, 04:24 PM
why the fuck did I pick the the Browns over the BENGALS?! :wtf:

D Mac
09-11-2011, 04:27 PM
I feel your pain owen. :(

FearedSanctity
09-11-2011, 04:28 PM
Probably because they were the favorites and 90% of other people did too?

D Mac
09-11-2011, 04:28 PM
lol

RoXer
09-11-2011, 04:33 PM
Hey guys

Chad Pennington is the color commentator for the Cardinals game.

DrA
09-11-2011, 04:36 PM
Hopefully this will be his Swan Song.

The Genius
09-11-2011, 04:45 PM
Niners DLine are going to feast on Tavaris Jackson today.

ClockShot
09-11-2011, 05:25 PM
Hey Colts fans, take your pick
http://sharing.krqe.com/sharewlin//photo/2010/08/03/Broncos-Camp-Football_Gree_20100803032801_640_480.JPG


:naughty:

Hey, there's someone missing in that picture.

Innovator
09-11-2011, 05:32 PM
Giants offense finally clicks.

Innovator
09-11-2011, 05:40 PM
And I'm sure the defense will not stop anyone this year.

FearedSanctity
09-11-2011, 05:43 PM
Hey, there's someone missing in that picture.

Yeah, the one that's actually under contract for next season :)

Evil Vito
09-11-2011, 05:48 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Giants making Rex Grossman look competent.</font>

Innovator
09-11-2011, 06:00 PM
Wowwww

Innovator
09-11-2011, 06:08 PM
Sash just took out 3 people on a punt return, my kind of player.

Innovator
09-11-2011, 06:10 PM
Sash just took out 3 people on a punt return, my kind of player.
Nevermind, he got blocked in the back during that.

Innovator
09-11-2011, 06:10 PM
HOLY FUCK STOP WITH THE ZONE DEFENSE IT ISN'T WORKING

Emperor Smeat
09-11-2011, 06:24 PM
Never thought it would have been possible for Rex Grossman to outplay a Manning even if it is just Eli.

Innovator
09-11-2011, 06:28 PM
Giants Defense can do wonderful things Smeaty

Innovator
09-11-2011, 06:46 PM
Real Grossman sighting

Innovator
09-11-2011, 06:50 PM
Giants really don't want to win this game.

Hanso Amore
09-11-2011, 06:56 PM
If Indy lands Luck I will shoot myself.

Fred Jackson is the fucking man.

Triple Naitch
09-11-2011, 06:58 PM
Cam Newton looked like a bust in the preseason but is tearing it up today. Sets the rookie record for most passing yards in his first game.

Requiem
09-11-2011, 07:02 PM
So since I don't follow college football at all, who is this Andrew Luck guy and why does everyone want him?

Innovator
09-11-2011, 07:08 PM
Snap the fucking ball Eli

Triple Naitch
09-11-2011, 07:08 PM
Top QB from Stanford. Would have went #1 last year as well if he didn't stay for one more season.

FearedSanctity
09-11-2011, 07:10 PM
Vikings with beyond retarded play calling all game. Have a slight lead so they get cute on 1st and 2nd with end arounds and whatever their stupid "Blazer" package is and then throw incomplete on 3rd.

Chargers I swear ran 4 plays all game. Draw, screen right, TE 10 yards up the middle and then a WR splitting the zone between the S and CB. Terrible