NFL 2011 Season Thread

[RP]

Ted motherfucking Ginn

[Requiem]

lol 2 punt return TDs, 59 seconds apart

[RP]

I started SF defensE/pr,kr over GB.

Ted Ginn MVP imo.

[CSL]

Ted Ginn Jr. scores more TD's in 59 seconds than he did all last season

[El Fangel]

Proline was busted when the Colts got owned :(

Had 4/5 of the rest though. Including calling a tie (game decided by three or less)

Hate that I had to work and missed everything.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Wow, absolutely atrocious defense. Also not really sure why Bradshaw kept getting the carries on 3rd and short when the defense was clearly set up for the run. That's what Jacobs is for. Ugly.

With Philadelphia looming in Week 3, next week against the Rams is already looking like a must-win game.</font>

[Crimson]

Wow can't believe Newton tore it up. I seen a bit of the game and his recievers seemed they were open alot of the time. Still impressive

[RP]

I would be shocked if the Colts don't call Kurt Warner.

[RoXer]

Dunno why the Cards stopped blitzing at all.

It's either a sign that or defense is terrible or Cam Newton is the real deal. Time will tell.

[Requiem]

Wouldn't mind that at all, but I doubt Warner would come out of retirement. Should have called him from the start if they were gonna try and get someone. Idk. Wayne only caught that one TD pass because he is Reggie Wayne. Collins didn't make it easy for him.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Started Julio Jones ahead of Steve Smith today in 2 leagues. I'm sure most people would have made that same choice especially with Newton debuting, but still...fuck.</font> :(

[RoXer]

Kurt Warner is not going to play football anymore, what is this

If he was, he would have played last year after non-stop "phone calls" from the Cards

[RoXer]

Pennington is still technically available.

Sounded so dorky and country on the mic today

[RP]

This is going to be the worst season since Peytons Rookie season. Lol we might seriously get Andrew Luck. How wild would that be ?

[Boomer]

<font color=goldenrod>Started Julio Jones ahead of Steve Smith today in 2 leagues. I'm sure most people would have made that same choice especially with Newton debuting, but still...fuck.</font> :(

I'm sure Julio will look better later on in the season, but the Falcons just looked awful. Awful awful. Worse than the Green Bay game.

[CSL]

oh god here comes the Faith Hill intro

[Battlekat]

It's looking like I'm going to lose in all 5 fantasy matchups. Wonderful start to the season.

[parkmania]

Late tomorrow afternoon, Mike Tomlin is going to recieve a call: "Uh, Coach, it's the D. We're here at the stadium to get ready for the game, but noone's here to let us in. What's going on?"

[CSL]

it's them, that shitstick of a band with the mildly overweight warbling gurning bird from the Kickoff concert. These lot are actually famous in America?

[Loose Cannon]

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO

J E T S JETS JETS JETS

[Skippord]

Dez Bryant just got me within 30 in my fantasy game

AWWWW YEAH

[CSL]

losing his balance my arse

[Innovator]

it's them, that shitstick of a band with the mildly overweight warbling gurning bird from the Kickoff concert. These lot are actually famous in America?
I'm going to assume, without being certain, you're referring to Lady Antebellum, who are on every fucking radio station.

[Skippord]

within 27

WAR Dez Bryant

[CSL]

I'm going to assume, without being certain, you're referring to Lady Antebellum, who are on every fucking radio station.

yeah, that's them according to Wikipedia. You have my deepest sympathies.

[Innovator]

They can't possibly invade rock stations.


Can they?

[Innovator]

4-12 or 5-11 is a real possibility for the Giants, if the offense continues like that.

[CSL]

Cromartie and Miles Austin catching the same ball like 2 dogs with the same stick

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Dunno, is there a stupider animal that you could pick for Cromartie?

[DrA]

It's looking like I'm going to lose in all 5 fantasy matchups. Wonderful start to the season.

Did you pick Pittsburgh Steelers players in all of the leagues

[D Mac]

HAHA That was awesome.

FUCK DALLAS

[RoXer]

Kinda hopin Nick Folk beats the Cowboys

[RoXer]

NICK FOLK NICK FOLK NICK FOLK NICK FOFLKFOLFKIOFKOFKFOK

[D Mac]

You called it dude

[RoXer]

Yeah dude!

[Droford]

hooray for Cowboys +4.5

[Skippord]

lol way to go Tony!

[D Mac]

When the Chiefs lose I can always feel a little better when Dallas and Oakland lose.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Love that even though Buddy Ryan is 80 and has cancer, he still looks healthier than his two kids.

[El Fangel]

What would a PAT be in a boxscore?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

E6

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Are you keeping score at home?

[Crimson]

Romo giving away another Cowboy win , ridiculous

[Droford]

Im feeling Ravens 14-2 at least..if not better

toughest games on their schedule are in October but all at home (Jets/Texans/Cardinals) with a Bye week thrown in between the Jets and Texans games and at Jacksonville between Texans and Cardinals.

They beat the Jets and Texans last year on the road.

If they get through that, theres the game in Pittsburgh in November and a game in San Diego in December that are tough..

Havent been this excited about the ravens after Game #1 in a while..

[Team Sheep]

Great fightback and awesome spirit from the Jets. Frustrating to watch at times but hey it's week 1, it'll improve. Jerry Jones and Tony Romo's smug, delighted faces mid way through the 3rd quarter like it was all but over made me know they were going to pull off the vintage Cowboys meltdown. Loved it.

[FearedSanctity]

What would a PAT be in a boxscore?

XP

[Supreme Olajuwon]

ESPN must be creaming themselves for tonight. Monday Night Countdown starts at 5:00, Patriots/Dolphins at 7:00, Broncos/Raiders at 10:15, Sportscenter at 1:30, NFL Primetime at 3:00, Sportscenter replays from 4:00 - 2:00, and then NFL Primetime again from 2:00 - 3:00.

That, folks, is 22 straight hours of Tom Brady and Tim Tebow programming.

[Innovator]

ESPN must be creaming themselves for tonight. Monday Night Countdown starts at 5:00, Patriots/Dolphins at 7:00, Broncos/Raiders at 10:15, Sportscenter at 1:30, NFL Primetime at 3:00, Sportscenter replays from 4:00 - 2:00, and then NFL Primetime again from 2:00 - 3:00.

That, folks, is 22 straight hours of Tom Brady and Tim Tebow programming.

And Rex Ryan.

[Innovator]

With shavings of Michael Vick and Peyton's injury.

[RP]

If there's not atleast five hours of talk and opinions on how Bellichek and Brady.are the greatest coach/QB combo ever, I'm not watching.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sam Bradford netting a solid -0.94 points for my fantasy team

Ewww, you started him? Do you have 91 teams in your league?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Imagine what will happen if Orton gets injured and Tebow comes in and saves the day. Every television in the world might explode because there will never be a better moment ever again.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hey guys, just thought of a great article idea for ESPN.com:

What if Tim Tebow was black?

[Anybody Thrilla]

why the fuck did I pick the the Browns over the BENGALS?! :wtf:

Probably because you're a dick mouth. Know what I mean?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

You know, I don't even dislike Tebow. I really just hate that he went to Florida. If he would've gone to a neutral SEC school like Georgia or Arkansas, I wouldn't have any problems with him at all. I wouldn't even hate it if he went to Miami. But he had to go to fucking Florida.

[RP]

What if Tim Tebow was Peruvian?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

What if Tim Tebow was in a Peruvian flute band?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I bet they'd sell a lot of albums.

[RP]

I say its 50/50 that we have full blown Favre watch by tommorow morrning.

[Ermaximus]

Mccown wins a game! Shocked as shit tbh.

[Nark Order]

Alex Smith is petrified to throw the ball but at least he's got the balls to run for it when he needs to.

[Nark Order]

Was kicking myself for not starting Fitzpatrick. Was afraid for awhile during that Chargers game that Rivers wasn't going to come through with my points but I was pretty fucking wrong. Phil Rivers is MAH BOI

[Nark Order]

<table id="statTable1" class="teamtable" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><thead id="yui_3_3_0_10_131584363253689"><tr id="yui_3_3_0_10_131584363253688" class="headerRow1" valign="bottom"><th id="yui_3_3_0_10_1315843632536133" class="pos first">Pos
</th><th id="yui_3_3_0_10_1315843632536124" class="player">Player
</th><th class="opp">Opp
</th><th class="gametime">Status
</th><th class="stat wide desc">Projected
</th> <th id="yui_3_3_0_10_131584363253687" class="pts stat last desc">Actual
</th> </tr></thead><tbody id="yui_3_3_0_10_131584363253642"><tr id="yui_3_3_0_10_131584363253641" class="odd first"><td id="yui_3_3_0_10_1315843632536132" class="pos first">QB</td> <td id="yui_3_3_0_10_1315843632536127" class="player">Philip Rivers (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/6763)
(SD - QB) http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/fn/default/full/p_note_new_2.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/6763/news)
</td> <td class="opp">Min</td> <td class="gametime">W, 24-17 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap?gid=20110911024)</td> <td id="yui_3_3_0_10_131584363253643" class="stat wide">24.46</td> <td id="yui_3_3_0_10_131584363253640" class="pts stat last">0.00</td> </tr><tr id="yui_3_3_0_10_131584363253645" class="even"><td class="pos first">WR</td> <td class="player">Reggie Wayne (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/5477)
(Ind - WR) http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/fn/default/full/p_note_none.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/5477/news)
</td> <td class="opp">@Hou</td> <td class="gametime">L, 34-7 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap?gid=20110911034)</td> <td id="yui_3_3_0_10_131584363253644" class="stat wide">11.91</td> <td id="yui_3_3_0_10_131584363253685" class="pts stat last">0.00</td> </tr><tr class="odd"><td class="pos first">WR</td> <td class="player">Stevie Johnson (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/9001)
(Buf - WR) http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/fn/default/full/p_note_none.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/9001/news)
</td> <td class="opp">@KC</td> <td class="gametime">W, 41-7 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap?gid=20110911012)</td> <td class="stat wide">10.70</td> <td class="pts stat last">0.00</td> </tr><tr id="yui_3_3_0_10_131584363253683" class="even"><td class="pos first">WR</td> <td class="player">Anquan Boldin (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/6390)
(Bal - WR) http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/fn/default/full/p_note_none.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/6390/news)
</td> <td class="opp">Pit</td> <td class="gametime">W, 35-7 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap?gid=20110911033)</td> <td id="yui_3_3_0_10_131584363253682" class="stat wide">11.55</td> <td id="yui_3_3_0_10_131584363253684" class="pts stat last">0.00</td> </tr><tr id="yui_3_3_0_10_131584363253680" class="odd"><td class="pos first">RB</td> <td class="player">Jamaal Charles (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/8850)
(KC - RB) http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/fn/default/full/p_note_new_2.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/8850/news)
</td> <td class="opp">Buf</td> <td class="gametime">L, 41-7 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap?gid=20110911012)</td> <td id="yui_3_3_0_10_131584363253681" class="stat wide">19.82</td> <td id="yui_3_3_0_10_131584363253679" class="pts stat last">0.00</td> </tr><tr id="yui_3_3_0_10_131584363253678" class="even"><td class="pos first">RB</td> <td class="player">Ryan Mathews (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/23987)
(SD - RB) http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/fn/default/full/p_note_new_2.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/23987/news)
</td> <td class="opp">Min</td> <td class="gametime">W, 24-17 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap?gid=20110911024)</td> <td class="stat wide">8.18</td> <td id="yui_3_3_0_10_131584363253677" class="pts stat last">0.00</td> </tr><tr class="odd"><td class="pos first">TE</td> <td class="player">Vernon Davis (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/7755)
(SF - TE) http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/fn/default/full/p_note_none.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/7755/news)
</td> <td class="opp">Sea</td> <td class="gametime">W, 33-17 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap?gid=20110911025)</td> <td class="stat wide">11.53</td> <td class="pts stat last">0.00</td> </tr><tr id="yui_3_3_0_10_1315843632536147" class="even"><td class="pos first">W/T</td> <td class="player">Owen Daniels (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/7847)
(Hou - TE) http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/fn/default/full/p_note_none.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/7847/news)
</td> <td class="opp">Ind</td> <td id="yui_3_3_0_10_1315843632536146" class="gametime">W, 34-7 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap?gid=20110911034)</td> <td class="stat wide">9.12</td> <td class="pts stat last">0.00</td> </tr><tr id="yui_3_3_0_10_1315843632536144" class="odd"><td class="pos first">W/R</td> <td class="player">Jonathan Stewart (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/8790)
(Car - RB) http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/fn/default/full/p_note_none.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/8790/news)
</td> <td class="opp">@Ari</td> <td id="yui_3_3_0_10_1315843632536143" class="gametime">L, 28-21 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap?gid=20110911022)</td> <td class="stat wide">5.34</td> <td class="pts stat last">0.00</td> </tr><tr id="yui_3_3_0_10_131584363253647" class="even"><td class="pos first">K</td> <td class="player">Neil Rackers (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/5198)
(Hou - K) http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/fn/default/full/p_note_none.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/5198/news)
</td> <td class="opp">Ind</td> <td id="yui_3_3_0_10_1315843632536142" class="gametime">W, 34-7 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap?gid=20110911034)</td> <td id="yui_3_3_0_10_131584363253646" class="stat wide">9.53</td> <td id="yui_3_3_0_10_131584363253676" class="pts stat last">0.00</td> </tr><tr id="yui_3_3_0_10_1315843632536141" class="odd"><td class="pos first">DEF</td> <td class="player">Green Bay (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/gnb)
(GB - DEF) http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/fn/default/full/p_note_none.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/gnb/news)
</td> <td class="opp">NO</td> <td class="gametime">W, 42-34 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap?gid=20110908009)</td> <td id="yui_3_3_0_10_1315843632536140" class="stat wide">9.71</td> <td class="pts stat last">10.00</td> </tr><tr id="yui_3_3_0_10_1315843632536138" class="even"><td class="pos first">DB</td> <td class="player">Darrelle Revis (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/8268)
(NYJ - CB) P http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/fn/default/full/p_note_none.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/8268/news)
</td> <td class="opp">Dal</td> <td class="gametime">W, 27-24 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap?gid=20110911020)</td> <td id="yui_3_3_0_10_1315843632536139" class="stat wide">4.56</td> <td id="yui_3_3_0_10_1315843632536137" class="pts stat last">0.00</td> </tr><tr id="yui_3_3_0_10_1315843632536136" class="odd"><td class="pos first">DL</td> <td class="player">C.J. Ah You (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/8493)
(StL - DE) http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/fn/default/full/p_note_none.gif (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/8493/news)
</td> <td class="opp">Phi</td> <td class="gametime">L, 31-13 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap?gid=20110911014)</td> <td class="stat wide">1.72</td> <td id="yui_3_3_0_10_1315843632536135" class="pts stat last">0.00</td></tr></tbody></table>

[Nark Order]

Kicked the shit out of my opponent yesterday. He's still got 2 players that haven't played yet but I'm smashing him by like 60 points.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

CJ Ah You

[Ermaximus]

Mike Tolbert>Ryan Matthews any and every day.

[parkmania]

You know, I don't even dislike Tebow. I really just hate that he went to Florida. If he would've gone to a neutral SEC school like Georgia or Arkansas, I wouldn't have any problems with him at all. I wouldn't even hate it if he went to Miami. But he had to go to fucking Florida.

Gators are 100x better/more acceptable than either FSU or Miami. Every time I hear someone on the team introductions say "The U" I want to hunt them down, rip their legs off and beat them to death with said legs.

[ClockShot]

Who's idea was it to do a doubleheader of football tonight? No way am I staying up late to see how the Broncos do under Johnny Fox AND see how the defensive line improved.

The thumb is definately getting a workout tonight between this and Raw.

[Team Sheep]

The good thing is there's a game at 7. Don't like the usual kick off times for prime time games. 8:40 is fucking late to start a 3+ hour sports event on a week night.

[Kris P Lettus]

Gators are 100x better/more acceptable than either FSU or Miami. Every time I hear someone on the team introductions say "The U" I want to hunt them down, rip their legs off and beat them to death with said legs.


Better than guys who say "THE Ohio State University"..

[Droford]

Cant wait for this Sunday to be down in Tennessee to see the Ravens destroy the Titans.

Had a dream where the Steelers lost their first like 8 games and the Ravens ran away with the AFC North Division. Too bad they play the Colts week 3..

[Kris P Lettus]

Oh hey look, another touchback

There were already 3 KO's run back for TD's this NFL opening weekend.. Most since 1998..

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Better than guys who say "THE Ohio State University"..

That's what it's called. The full name of the school is The Ohio State University. Why wouldn't they say the school's name?

[weather vane]

Come on Chad Henne... fucking be a man.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Dan Le Batard and his dad "trashed" both the Browns on the final TD play and the fact that everyone missed it due to it being Browns-Bengals.


I wonder if Jerry Jones is regretting putting too much faith into Romo because 9 years into his career and he still isn't reliable in clutch situations. ESPN basically stated Jones pride/ego is too strong to take the ridicule if he goes for another QB while drafting or getting a new QB means the team will struggle for a bit while adjusting.

[El Fangel]

Not doing so bad so far.

Getting my ass handed to me in the TPWW league though.

Game on at 8pm AST, Patriots and Miami. Think I will watch that.

[Kris P Lettus]

That's what it's called. The full name of the school is The Ohio State University. Why wouldn't they say the school's name?

Not the fact they say "the", it's the way they say it..

[Skippord]

Ewww, you started him? Do you have 91 teams in your league?
nah started Matt Ryan, who got me 8 points

[Droford]

how smart is it to have your starting RB field punts too..

[Droford]

do not like the new MNF graphics and score thing..too big

[Droford]

lol at the big black guy in an Angry Birds shirt

[El Fangel]

Slater with a beautiful catch as I turn the game on.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Tons of injury news today. Eric Berry, Jon Beason, Nate Kaeding out for the season.</font>

[Boomer]

<font color=goldenrod>Tons of injury news today. Eric Berry, Jon Beason, Nate Kaeding out for the season.</font>

Darn, if only I had gotten Beason in the TPWW league I would have had the injury 3-pack complete.

[Kris P Lettus]

I don't wish injury on anyone, but I cant say I'm not happy about Beason..

[RoXer]

"they're not gunna get an opportunity with the way Brady is strokin' it right now."

[weather vane]

k here we go nowwwwwww

[Crimson]

I dont wish injury on anybody but Woodhead needs to get less touches..I have Benjarvus in all 3 leagues godamnit

[McLegend]

Chad Ochocinco has been electric.

[El Fangel]

Question.

If a game goes to OT and one team gets a point, the other gets one down to make up?

[weather vane]

Sudden death

[Boomer]

Tom Brady trying to save my fantasy week.

[Crimson]

Why has Woodhead gotten all the rushing touches! wtfffff

[McLegend]

FYI

Chad Henns is a bad QB in the Red Zone. That was a terrible call

[Emperor Smeat]

:rofl: Miami with another WTF call in the red zone.

:D Welker 99 yard TD catch and run.

[FearedSanctity]

Welker shitting on a bitch nigga

[Boomer]

LOL 3 points behind still.

[DaveBrawl]

The Broncos should use Spencer Larsen more often.

[Requiem]

Brady is absolutely murdering me in fantasy. 34 fucking points. I was up like 45 before this game, with 3 players still playing (2 just started). Now I'm down 9 cause of Brady and Miami's TE.

[Boomer]

If I hadn't had two players go on IR right at the beginning of the season, I probably would have won my TPWW game.

I got murdered in my other game. 40 points currently, with Janikowski to go.

[RoXer]

For the love of god, make Brad Nessler the main MNF announcer.

[weather vane]

Good job Miami... good fucking job...

[FearedSanctity]

Von :heart:

[Team Sheep]

One of the MNF commentators in the Dolphins game apologised for an offensive remark. Anyone know what he said?

[Emperor Smeat]

Missed it when he said it but on the ESPN board for the game, he supposedly said "shit"

<iframe width="560" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XvXn9vC8NT8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Crimson]

No..i heard that apology too though

[FearedSanctity]

Could've sworn I heard Gruden say shit

[Gonzo]

That was Jaws.

[Requiem]

Ugh, Knowshon Moreno killing me here. -2 cause of that fumble.

Back to being down 10.

[OssMan]

Kyle oort cloud will forever hold down tim tebow

[FearedSanctity]

Someone is gonna die by the end of this game

[CSL]

beastfoot

[RoXer]

Everyone is clamoring over Janikowski

Fuckin Nick Folk does that in his sleep

[El Fangel]

Holy fuck

[Requiem]

Janikowski just won me my fucking game, and it's only the first half. Still at -2 with Moreno. I'm +1 now and the guy I'm playing can't get any more points.

:love: Janikowski!

[El Fangel]

NICE!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Tied the NFL Record with Jason Elam and a man with a metal foot.

[El Fangel]

Just watched a replay.

Holy shit again.

[RoXer]

Nick Folk will break all of them

[RoXer]

I am going to ask this question again:

Is it normal for a kicker to kick 75 yd FGs during warm-ups? Because Nick Folk BLASTED one from the other 35. Last week, it was the other 40.

Dudes going to be hitting them from the goal line eventually.

[RoXer]

And that was in 2006. I'm sure he worked his way to the other 20 yard line by now.

Janikowski ain't shit.

[El Fangel]

That would be sick shit if he did that.

[McLegend]

Everyone is clamoring over Janikowski

Fuckin Nick Folk does that in his sleep

Does Nick Folk even sleep?

[FearedSanctity]

KYLE ORTON LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

[RoXer]

Guys, hold on to your hats here, I think I just saw two mexicans in Raiders jerseys if you can believe it.

[RoXer]

"White 80" seems to be the new "hut" call for caucasian quarterbacks

[D Mac]

Fucking Oakland. :foc:

Faggots

[FearedSanctity]

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/8820/1315893079019.jpg

[Skippord]

well we're one week in and Kyle Orton has already made me want to murder everything

in Tebow we trust

[FearedSanctity]

http://i.imgur.com/gUPI0.gif

[Skippord]

worst statue of liberty ever

[RP]

If I have to deal with Tom Bradys greatest season ever and Kerry Collins starting for my Colts, I might kill myself.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

So 12 QB's had a rating over 100 for Week 1. I'm sure a lot of that has to do with the lockout and lack of practice time, but I won't be super pissed if this ends up being some sort of offensive explosion this season.

[Innovator]

So 12 QB's had a rating over 100 for Week 1. I'm sure a lot of that has to do with the lockout and lack of practice time, but I won't be super pissed if this ends up being some sort of offensive explosion this season.

I think it really has to do with the defenses being gassed from not having enough practice time. We can't expect multi-million dollars athletes to condition on their own I guess.

[Kris P Lettus]

Why didn't Run DMC play like that when I had him on my fantasy team two years ago??

[Requiem]

Every time I click this thread it brings me straight to RoXer's post about Nick Folk.

[Reavant]

So 12 QB's had a rating over 100 for Week 1. I'm sure a lot of that has to do with the lockout and lack of practice time, but I won't be super pissed if this ends up being some sort of offensive explosion this season.

it prolly has more to do with all the rules on the defenses now adays

[Kris P Lettus]

Naw, the tackling is poor.. The new rules only effect the initial hit..

[Anybody Thrilla]

Better than guys who say "THE Ohio State University"..

But that's the official name of the school.

[RoXer]

Every time I click this thread it brings me straight to RoXer's post about Nick Folk.

good

[Kris P Lettus]

But that's the official name of the school.

THE official name of the school..

[Anybody Thrilla]

Look it up, dick.

[Anybody Thrilla]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_State_University

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm not even an Ohio State fan, for the record.

[Kris P Lettus]

As I said, I know it's the name of the school, it's just the emphasis every player puts on the word "the"..

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Well I hate that a city founded in 1718 calls itself New Orleans. It's 2011, dicks. Get with the freaking program.

[RoXer]

gunna spam to get to the next page to see if it still links to my post and if it does i'll delete it

[RoXer]

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[RoXer]

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[RoXer]

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[RoXer]

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[RoXer]

ok cool

I linked Req to some old(ish) Colts games. It had Madden on MNF. Miss him. :(

[RP]

MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD JAWS SAID SHIT ON MNF. BURN THIS MAN! BURN THIS MAN TO HELL!

[RP]

Nice Uggs Brady. Fag.

[DaveBrawl]

If I hear one more thing about Tebow being 3rd string behind that waste of oxygen Brady Quinn my head is going to explode. I understand Orton, I don't necessarily agree with it, but I understand it. Brady Quinn...no, and the day they put that worthless hack in is the day this whole Broncos administration has waved the white flag.

Brady Quinn was great in practice? Splendid, when they decide to completely remove the defense from the field I will be the first one to ask them to put him on the field. Until then he shouldn't even be allowed out of the locker room, much less on the field for a game that counts.

[FearedSanctity]

Just can't get over people constantly shitting on Tebow saying he can't win in the NFL or saying how unproven he is.

Though he didn't do too great in his first game vs Oakland, he did show flashes. The next week vs Texans he led the Broncos from down 17-0 at the half to a 24-23 win. In the last week he almost led ANOTHER comeback vs San Diego, THE LEAGUE'S TOP RANKED DEFENSE, but fell just short, 28-33.

And what are Orton's stats post-McDaniels? 43 of 87 for 470 yds, 1 TD and 4 INTs in 2 losses.

COME ON, BRO

[DaveBrawl]

Maybe it's me, but I'm pretty sure that most guys are fairly unproven before they have made more than a couple starts. ESPN and most sportswriters don't seem to think that though.

I think Orton is a pretty good quarterback, but he is a guy that needs a decent team to get wins, and the Broncos really aren't that good offensively they do seem to be improving defensively though thankfully. If Manning were out for a large chunk of the season and the Colts traded for KO, they could make the playoffs I believe. That would likely be an ideal spot for him. Denver doesn't fit Orton's strengths and he and the team will likely struggle until something changes.

[Skippord]

honestly I would be fine with Brady Quinn over Kyle Orton

I'm pretty sure Brady doesn't have the personality of a sponge and can coherently throw a pass in a clutch situation better than Orton

also he is gorgeous

[FearedSanctity]

save_us.jakeplummer

[FearedSanctity]

Speaking of Jake, the more I think about it the worse I feel for him. Dude did nothing but win and Shanahan just dumped him. Consistently in the playoffs and make it to the AFC championship game, only to be dumped half way through the next year

[DaveBrawl]

I miss him more with every game.

[Kris P Lettus]

It's cause he was a long haired hippy..

[FearedSanctity]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/150/588/jake2e_display_image.jpg?1265262977

:heart:

[parkmania]

And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply".

[Kris P Lettus]

Doesn't he play professional handball now??

[FearedSanctity]

Yeah, read some article a few months ago about how he leads this incredibly chill life now. Damn good read

[Kris P Lettus]

Yeah, think it was in Sports Illustrated..

[DaveBrawl]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/150/588/jake2e_display_image.jpg?1265262977

:heart:

I just checked and they won that game, they probably won't beat Miami this season.

[Droford]

http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2011-09/309866560-13102218.jpg

GOD DAMN YOU SPORTS ILLUSTRATED

[RoXer]

Now they've jinxed them into not beating the Steelers last week!

[Gonzo]

Doesn't he play professional handball now??

Yeah, read some article a few months ago about how he leads this incredibly chill life now. Damn good read

Pretty sure I read an article about this at the dentist. Seems like a very down to earth person.

[Skippord]

was just thinking about how much I miss Jake Plummer the other day

love that guy

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sweet I clean sweeped all of my four fantasy games this week. I don't think I have ever done that before.

[Skippord]

might stab someone if I read another article saying Tebow isn't ready

borderline in love with that dude

[owenbrown]

http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2011-09/309866560-13102218.jpg

GOD DAMN YOU SPORTS ILLUSTRATED

now that means they are gonna score 100 against Tennessee this week

[Boomer]

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/7663/newfalconlogo.jpg

[CSL]

http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2011-09/309866560-13102218.jpg

GOD DAMN YOU SPORTS ILLUSTRATED

pretty unfair if the rest of the NFL have to run whilst the Ravens are allowed to hover/glide

[FearedSanctity]

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/7663/newfalconlogo.jpg

Someone should make one for Denver/Orton that says "Screen & Dump Off"

[FearedSanctity]

From the Broncos forum, and it's only gonna get uglier...

Me and 7 of my buddies who are all die hard broncos fans have finally raised enough money for 2 downtown denver billboards to read: Bench orton play Tebow w/ a few different on the field photos. We are waiting to see how orton does this week vs the bungals. No we are not timmy fanatics we are true broncos fans for years and years and we are sick of seeing all the excuses for orton. So hopefully by week 3 the billboards will be up!

http://forums.denverbroncos.com/showthread.php?t=193761

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Giants sign Brandon Stokley. Decent move seeing as they got absolutely nothing out of their slot receiver options on Sunday.</font>

[Innovator]

Giants sign Brandon Stokley. Decent move seeing as they got absolutely nothing out of their slot receiver options on Sunday.
About time they addressed replacing parts of the team that left in the offseason.

[Droford]

On Monday, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/1163/tom-brady) had a night to remember. On Wednesday, he arguably had a press conference to forget.
Commenting on the team’s home opener, a late-afternoon kickoff against the Chargers, Brady said, “Yeah, start drinking early (http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/44526501/). It’s a 4:15 game. They have a lot of time to get lubed up, come out here and cheer for the home team.”
Brady was grinning, and the remark drew laughter from reporters. But those who profit from the sale of alcohol are compelled to point out that alcohol should be consumed in moderation. Otherwise, those who sell the alcohol may be liable for any mayhem created by anyone who has gotten himself “lubed up.”
And so Brady, through Patriots spokesman Stacey James, tried to clean up the mess. James said that Brady “wants everyone to drink a lot of water, stay hydrated. Drink responsibly.”
So fans should drink water responsibly?
Look, Brady said what he said. He was referring to the consumption of alcohol. So why not just say he was joking, and that he doesn’t condone drinking beyond the point of getting “lubed up”?
Tom Brady will get a pass on this from the media, because he’s Tom Brady. If other guys would have said, even in jest, that folks should take advantage of the late kickoff to get snockered so they’ll be loud and obnoxious in the stands, the complaints would be flowing like, well, water.


I think they might need the lube for what the Chargers are gonna do to them..

[Droford]

My Betting Picks Week 2 (Week 1 (http://www.tpww.net/forums/showpost.php?p=3624357&postcount=27)ATS 7-8-1)

Jaguars +9 @ Jets
Bears +6.5 @ Saints
Bills -3 vs Raiders
Redskins -3.5 vs Cardinals
Ravens -5.5 @ Titans
Seahawks +14 @ Steelers
Packers -9.5 @ Panthers
Buccaneers -3 @ Vikings
Colts +2 vs Browns
Lions -8 vs Chiefs
49ers +3 vs Cowboys
Texans +3 @ Dolphins
Chargers +7 @ Patriots (lock of the week)
Eagles -2.5 @ Falcons
Giants -6 vs Rams

too many road teams.

Raiders/Cardinals fall into the west coast team traveling to the East Coast for a 1pm game trap..West Coast teams typically lose straight up about 80% of the time in that situation. I do like the Seahawks which are the same case, but only because they're getting 2 Touchdowns and after seeing the Steelers play, no matter how much hell people think they will unleash on the Seahawks, I can't see it ending with them winning by more than 2 TDs.

Bears are better than the Saints, deal with it. No way should anyone bet on the Browns, even against a perceived crappy Colts team. The Dolphins have never beaten the Texans (0-5 all time), cant see that changing after the shallacking the Dolphins got on MNF and with the short week. Caveat: The 5 games were decided by a margin of 1,2,3,1 and 7 points...

49ers get no love as the Cowboys are undeserving Favorites on the Road off a choke job loss on the road..take the live home dog here.

Upset Special/Lock of the week: As well as both the Pats played..they are coming off a short week and their glaring problems on Defense will show up a hell of a lot better vs a competent Chargers team. Not to mention Rivers is 12-4 all time ATS as an underdog.

EDIT 3-10-3 ATS (10-18-4 Season)...horrible

[Crimson]

I agree about the Bears ..they will probably still lose but not by blowout. Brees might pull it off in the end though.

I like the Steelers in a blowout,they'll cover.

Hard to pinpoint the Raiders, I think that defense is for real and wouldn't be surprised if they stuff the Bills and hold them under 14 points. But then I wouldn't be surprised either if the Bills beat em handily so I dunno..i'll go with Oakland . I

[Crimson]

WTF...pushed the wrong buttons!

I dont think the Bills running game is good enough to tire that defense out. If Oakland loses it'll be because of their shitty offense.

And Cowboys should cover..the Niners just plain aren't that good. Nice defense might keep em in the game for awhile but 'boys should cover.

[CSL]

Mark Sanchez :heart:s Ted Thompson & Mike McCarthy (http://www.nfl.com/videos/buffalo-bills/09000d5d8223e162/N-if-L-What-if-Favre-stayed-a-Packer)

[Triple Naitch]

Tim Tebow thanked his fans for the support and said he'd rather see the money used towards the billboards go to charity.

He is a phenomenal human being. :'(

[Supreme Olajuwon]

god he couldnt be a dick just this once

fucking perfect human being

fuck

[Skippord]

http://outsports.com/jocktalkblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/timtebowshirtless.jpg
Better than everyone you know(especially if you know Kyle Orton)

[RoXer]

Dylan Favre just wants an opportunity - and he wants the world to know it (http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Dylan-Favre-just-wants-an-opportunity-and-he-w?urn=ncaaf-wp6382)

By Matt Hinton (http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday?author=Matt+Hinton)
<center>http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/editorial_image/80/80e0ad89233cd95f909068143354765f/dylan_favre_just_wants_an_opportunity_and_he_wants_the_world_to_know_it.jpg</center>
Being Dylan "Yes That Favre" Favre isn't always as awesome as it sounds. Fans and media only seem interested because of your famous uncle (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/1025). Scouts only seem interested in dismissing you because of your height (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/andy_staples/12/29/dylan-favre/index.html). Then, in one of the biggest games of your team's season, you have to watch helplessly from the sideline as not one but two quarterbacks ahead of you on the depth chart are beaten senseless by LSU's defense (http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/LSU-buries-another-offense-and-begins-to-discov?urn=ncaaf-wp6368).

http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/editorial_image/01/016f7f9c72c107b183285e554fa20ece/dylan_favre_just_wants_an_opportunity_and_he_wants_the_world_to_know_it.jpg

And when your 19-year-old brain decides to vent its frustration over a lack of playing time (http://twitter.com/#%21/DnoB_favre_6no4/status/114557242971402240) via Twitter, the whole "Favre" thing guarantees people are going to notice. And so they have: As of this morning, the plaintive appeal Favre posted in the immediate aftermath of Mississippi State (http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/teams/mmq/)'s 19-6 loss (http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/boxscore?gid=201109150078) Thursday night — "Is an opportunity too much 2 ask for?" — had been re-tweeted several dozen times and has already begun to make the rounds (http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2011/9/16/2428979/dylan-favre-brett-favre-mississippi-state-quarterback) on sports blogs such as, well, this one. The more important question: Is it going to make the rounds this weekend in the coaches' offices and/or the Bulldog locker room?

Favre's frustration is as understandable as any third-stringer's in a loss. Starter Chris Relf was sacked three times, intercepted once and failed to get the offense into the end zone in more than three quarters of work. Backup Tyler Russell, allegedly the better passer of the two, was easily overwhelmed in the fourth quarter, taking one sack, fumbling on another and serving up an ugly-looking interception of his own. As usual against LSU's defense (http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/U-G-L-Y-LSU-ain-t-got-no-alibi-Just-another-bi?urn=ncaaf-wp5884), no one comes out looking very good.

The alternative, of course, would have been to send the (officially) (http://www.mstateathletics.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=16800&ATCLID=204973223) 5-foot-10, 195-pound Favre in for the first game action of his career against a defense that had already swallowed two more experienced passers whole, in a must-pass situation in which a comeback was already out of reach and the nasty LSU (http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/teams/lli/) pass rush could pin its ears back with no threat of a running game to slow it down. Your competitive fire is noted, young Favre, but trust us: In this case, you definitely would not have been just having fun out there.

[CSL]

been scouring the net high and low for (parts of) the last few hours searching for the first part of the Bill Belichick: A Football Life doc that aired on NFL Network last night. Found the bastard if anybody else is interested:

http://www.filesonic.com/file/2004656084

[Emperor Smeat]

NFL Network said they got the highest ratings ever in the network's history because of that documentary while ESPN having nothing else to write about did a whole story about the time BB swore at Derrick Mason when he was on the Ravens over a catch he made in 2009.

In the NFL Network documentary, "Bill Belichick: A Football Life," which aired Thursday night, Belichick can be seen going off on Mason, then with the Ravens, after he hauled in a catch near the Patriots' sideline during a game in 2009.

"Oh, f--- you, Mason. Just f--- you," the Patriots head coach told Mason after the veteran said something to him. "Why don't we talk after the game, all right? Just shut the f--- up."

Mason then appears to laugh before Belichick says, "Can you look at the scoreboard?"
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/6978155/bill-belichick-derrick-mason-get-sidelines

[Supreme Olajuwon]

How come on fade routes in the endzone where the QB always just throws a high jump ball to the WR to go up and get, we haven't seen any DB's just walk under the receiver, try to catch him and carry him out of bounds?

[RoXer]

How come on fade routes in the endzone where the QB always just throws a high jump ball to the WR to go up and get, we haven't seen any DB's just walk under the receiver, try to catch him and carry him out of bounds?

Was it you who said that they were going to start doing that when the rule was implemented? Or was it someone else?

Was it me? I don't even know. First heard the idea here though.

[Reavant]

they used to have a rule where if that happened the receiver was ruled in but they got rid of it.

I think more now because dbs are going for the ball too as well as recievers being taller and stronger now a days... at least the ones that make those jump balls

[FearedSanctity]

http://cdn3.tauntr.com/sites/default/files/billboards2.jpg

http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/backyard/billboards_for_tebow/6814339?refmod=backyard

[Skippord]

lol the Brady Quinn one is awesome

[Droford]

tons of Ravens fans in dowtown Nashville today/tonight...hillarious

[RP]

Gary Brackett and Ernie Simms out today. Peyton Hillis might hang 300 on the Colts today.

How much would a Andrew Luck Stanford jersey run me?

[Nark Order]

Pretty nervous today with my fantasy team and with the 9ers. If they beat the Cowboys I'm going to shit my pants. It's a real possibility but I'm just not feeling it today.

[Crimson]

All they have to do is keep it close, and Romo will choke out a loss again

[Nark Order]

Having an unnatural urge to start Fitzpatrick over Rivers today. Buffalo has a much easier time today. I need to curb it. If Fitzpatrick has a ridiculous game against Oakland I'm going to flip though.

[FearedSanctity]

Good chance Bills play from behind due to Oakland's ridic run game. DO IT. Their pass defense is kinda weak

[Anybody Thrilla]

I guess I have to watch the Colts/Browns game while I wait for the Bengals, and I GUESS I have to root for the Colts. Ewww.

[FearedSanctity]

Denver gonna get its shit pushed in by the Bengals :o

[Anybody Thrilla]

Denver gonna get its shit pushed in by the Bengals :o

One can only hope.

I kinda like it when the Bengals have NO expectations for the season. They seem a lot less nervous.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

You'd be less nervous if you had the RED ROCKET calling the shots too.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Well, even when they had that baller ass season in 2005 or whenever the fuck, nobody expected them to be THAT good at the beginning. As soon as they put themselves on the radar though, it got shaky.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Went 4-0 last week, but I might offset that with 0-4 this week. Some really tough matchups.

Hate it when the Giants play on Monday.</font>

[Anybody Thrilla]

I do like Andy Dalton, though. He's only going to get better, and he doesn't even suck right now.

[OssMan]

somebody needs to make a youtube compilation of defensive backs pounding their hands on the ground after they drop an int

[Anybody Thrilla]

Kerry Collins doesn't even look like he's trying.

[FearedSanctity]

One can only hope.

I kinda like it when the Bengals have NO expectations for the season. They seem a lot less nervous.

Prob gonna happen, Denver will lose to any team with at least a moderately capable run game. Plus Bengals don't have to worry about Champ, DJ Williams for sure and possibly Dumervil. And a gimped Lloyd? That's a wrap

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Marv Albert just called the Browns the Cavs. I'm sure most people will attribute that to his lengthy run calling NBA games, but I'm going to assume that Marv actually said Calves and was thinking about his legs in a nice pair of pantyhose again.

[DaveWadding]

2 drives, 2 picks for TrainRex Grossman

[Anybody Thrilla]

Tell them to give the fucking ball to Hightower, already.

[OssMan]

Fat ass tight end scoring TD for cardinals

[OssMan]

the return of the UPS that's logistics commercial

[RoXer]

FOX robot getting a makeover this season

[RoXer]

A lot of people wearing unusually large white sunglasses in Washington

[RoXer]

Wtf seems like 45% of the crowd is wearing some. Just saw a cluster of 9 people with them on

[RoXer]

Kerry Rhodes just ran into a guy wearing some and he slammed his helmet

[OssMan]

Feel like people do that a lot here. Do people not do that in AZ

[OssMan]

The sunglasses I mean

[OssMan]

Animals covering take on me again

[OssMan]

O you know what. It's like "solar power day" at fed ex field. Probably has something to do with that.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Cam Newton being not terrible again.

[RoXer]

It's either a sign that or defense is terrible or Cam Newton is the real deal. Time will tell.

Its both

[RoXer]

Close up on a guy with a mask and some other dude, both wearing white sunglasses

[Nark Order]

Stevie Johnson hasn't done a thing for me today. Neither has Anquan Bolden or Jamaal Charles for that matter. Getting nervous. Pick it up assholes.

[FearedSanctity]

Charles was carted off

[Nark Order]

Fuckkkk

[OssMan]

Jabar gaffmey complaining after every play

[Requiem]

yeah, not having a great week so far. greg jennings at 0 points. also getting worked by steeler's d. kenny britt has been a scoring machine these first 2 games though. love it.

[OssMan]

Cardinals special teams are the Bloque Men

[DaveWadding]

I'm glad I handcuffed Jones to Charles when I drafted him.

[Nark Order]

STEVIE JOHNSON HAD THAT CAUGHT. FUCK

[OssMan]

Oh my g*d can we start a thread specifically to talk about fantasy football in. "Donald Driver better perform big for me this week guys. I have started him two weeks in a row and last week he didn't get enough points to win. Also Reggie Bush hasn't done shit. I started him over Adrian Peterson!"

[Requiem]

no

[OssMan]

http://tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?p=3631513#post3631513

[OssMan]

I require every football fan on TPWW to read about my fantasy football woes and triumphs

[Requiem]

as opposed to what? what goes on in this thread that you want to read so much that you just cant stand to skip over a couple posts here and there.

[OssMan]

I prefer to not read boring and uninteresting posts

[Requiem]

Nobody is forcing you

[Nark Order]

Ossman, we have to hear of your wacky stupid antics every week. Say "noh" or something really wacky to tide you over for a bit then shut the fuck up. YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY WORD OF MY STEVIE JOHNSON STRIFE, YOU FUCK.

[Requiem]

OMG SO AND SO IS DOING TURRIBLE

vs

OMG SO AND SO NOT GETTING ME ANY POINTS

yeah, huge difference there

[OssMan]

You should have posted that in 100,000 Replies

[Nark Order]

We should an an h to the end of every word. Then we'll all be wacky and unique.

[DaveWadding]

uniqueh

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Cardinals TE is pretty fat looking. Damn.