NFL 2011 Season Thread

[Skippord]

Flacco playing pretty well here, although I'm not sure what Torrey Smith has to do to be hit in stride

[Rock Bottom]

Must go for it

[Rock Bottom]

fuck their timeouts

[#1-norm-fan]

Flacco playing pretty well here, although I'm not sure what Torrey Smith has to do to be hit in stride

Probably "accidently" run into Flacco and break his arm on the sideline so the backup can come in.

[Droford]

LOL

The Pats are taking knees with 1 minute to go

[#1-norm-fan]

At their own 10. LOL @ LOGIC!

[Rock Bottom]

PLEASE INTERCEPT THE FOOTBALL.

[Droford]

I hearby predict if the Patriots lose this game, the playcalling there to not try for something with 1 minute and 2 timeouts left will be brought up 749,385 times.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

There was illegal contact on BOTH of Brady's INTS it just wasn't called the 2nd time.

[#1-norm-fan]

Gronkowski came down with that ball in bounds...

BIAS REFEREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

At their own 10. LOL @ LOGIC!

Droford and logic are mutually exclusive.

[Team Sheep]

For such a huge Ravens fan, why are you online throughout their biggest game of the season? You're obviously more concerned about running trash talk rather than taking the game in. No way you can watch the game properly when you're posting every minute.

[Innovator]

Alex Smith reminds me of Eli in 2007. He's cut down on the forced throws and it taking what is given to him. Throws it away a lot. He's good now.

[Droford]

Ive got a big tv

[McLegend]

Alex Smith reminds me of Eli in 2007. He's cut down on the forced throws and it taking what is given to him. Throws it away a lot. He's good now.

Eli Manning reminds me of Joe Montana. He never looks rattled or confused.

[Droford]

I hope that the adjustments are made on defense in order to get to Brady more..he's partially rattled and I feel like he's just hanging there waiting to be rocked repeatedly if they could get to him

[Rock Bottom]

http://external.ak.fbcdn.net/safe_image.php?d=AQDSDr3-ksixB2hL&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi4.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FgG4tg3XdpME%2Fhqdefault.jpg

the face of evil

[#1-norm-fan]

Eli Manning reminds me of Joe Montana. He never looks rattled or confused.

He always looks confused.

But I think that's just the way his face is.

[Innovator]

Eli Manning reminds me of Joe Montana. He never looks rattled or confused.
I know what you're doing. Stop it.

[OssMan]

What are you guys talking about? Eli Manning is great. He makes all the throws.

He's gonna be increidble out there today.

What's with these posts

[#1-norm-fan]

He's trying to jinx the Giants and I'm not liking it.

[Droford]

what the hell was that

[OssMan]

Eli manning blows

[#1-norm-fan]

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

[Droford]

cant believe the Patriots are running on the Ravens defense

[Rock Bottom]

can we please at least tackle people

[OssMan]

Aaron Hernandez is the sole Latino in the NFL and he is as white as he can possibly be

[OssMan]

Mario OssManningham

[Droford]

held em to a FG again..whoo

[#1-norm-fan]

Aaron Hernandez is the sole Latino in the NFL...

lol. That's just not true.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Time for Joe Flacco to once again become Joe Flaccid.</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

Missed the first half on tv but very happy to hear how well the Pats defense has stopped Ray Rice while the TEs are still being great against the Ravens defense.

[OssMan]

What other Latino is there, maybe some kickers.

[Droford]

JP Losman is from Mexico

[Droford]

Ray rice is in the game now yeah

[Droford]

ok wtf

[#1-norm-fan]

What other Latino is there, maybe some kickers.

Tony Romo
Roberto Garza
Luis Castillo

Just off the top of my head.

[Droford]

Lee Evans again! Crazy

[#1-norm-fan]

Mark Sanchez

[Rock Bottom]

that one made my cock sweat

[Droford]

helmet to helmet hit...no call

[McLegend]

Fuck they are really hitting out there.

[Rock Bottom]

looks like the ravens tackling themselves during runs

[Droford]

TOUCHDOWN RAVENS! YES!

[Rock Bottom]

he's fucking fast. when Flacco can actually find this guy, he's going to be huge

[Droford]

Joe Flacco is out playing Tom Fucking Brady.

can't wait to hear the media spin on this one

[Emperor Smeat]

:-\ risky blitz that would have worked but instead a broken tackle

no face mask call considering how long the receiver held on and dragged the player down?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

WE ARE THE RAVENS

WE ARE CHAMPIONS

[Droford]

RAVENS BALL! YES!

[Droford]

Short field, need a TD

[Droford]

FLACCO! HAH

[Destor]

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[#1-norm-fan]

Flacco didn't want a TD on that drive.

[Droford]

really needed the TD there, but at least its a 4 pt lead

[Evil Vito]

LOL @ Flacco not being able to take advantage of the great field position.

[Rock Bottom]

I would never count Joe out. My quarterback can go out and beat anybody. My quarterback can go out and beat anybody. Anybody.

My boy can go and play with the best of them. That's why we're in the position that we're in, and a majority of the league is at home watching him play. My quarterback has been in the playoffs every year he has been in the league. Three of the four years my quarterback has won double-digit games. Every year he's won playoff games.

So, when it comes to comparisons, there's not a lot of quarterbacks you can compare to my boy 'cause some quarterback still ain't got they first playoff win yet, but my boy has been there every year.

[Rock Bottom]

DAT LIMP

[Droford]

Gronk got Gronked

[Supreme Olajuwon]

WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL DROFORD ROCKBOTTOM & SCREECH!

Can you believe it? I can. Which is why I predicted it.

[Rock Bottom]

holy fuck he got gumbied

[Droford]

Pollard hates Patriots

[McLegend]

Lol Pollard hurt another Patriot. Jeez

[Rock Bottom]

put your cards on the table supreme

[Droford]

15 minutes of FOOTBALL left

[Emperor Smeat]

Someone needs to punch Pollard in the nuts. 3 different teams and 3 different times the player he injures ends up being a Patriot.

[Rock Bottom]

One more owski out of the game and we are even on owksis

[Rock Bottom]

WHY YOU NO THROW?

[Rock Bottom]

twist his fucikin ankle

[Destor]

quick question (unrelated to the game..sort of: ) am i the only one who feels like ESPN is firmly against the success of defensive football teams?

[Droford]

Im wondering why the Pats have pretty much stopped passing the ball so much

[Droford]

NOT A TD!

If they dont overturn this and make it 3rd and inches I'll be pissed

[Destor]

totally not a TD

[Evil Vito]

And that's why Brady is infinitely better than Joe Flacco...he'll score even if it gets overturned.

[Droford]

And that's why Brady is infinitely better than Joe Flacco.

He cant get a QB sneak either?

[Droford]

NO DENIED!

[Innovator]

"Fuck it, I'm doing it myself."

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Brady with the TD

Almost thought Brady would snap in half from that flip

[#1-norm-fan]

Accepted

[Evil Vito]

See? I'd like to see Flacco do that.

Spoiler alert: he can't

[Droford]

Time for Flacco's game winning 4th quarter drive

[#1-norm-fan]

See? I'd like to see Flacco do that.

Spoiler alert: he can't

The beard makes him less aerodynamic when he leaps.

[Destor]

The beard makes him less aerodynamic when he leaps.
he is however more prone to man sex

[Droford]

Ricky williams gettin carries..

[Kris P Lettus]

God I stopped reading this thread like 4 pages back because #1 wwf fan, Droford, and rock bottom make it unbearable..

[Droford]

This is ridiculously crazy right now

[Destor]

God I stopped reading this thread like 4 pages back because #1 wwf fan, Droford, and rock bottom make it unbearable..
stick around ass

[Droford]

ugh

[#1-norm-fan]

God I stopped reading this thread like 4 pages back because #1 wwf fan, Droford, and rock bottom make it unbearable..

Cool thanks for your take. You can leave again.

[Evil Vito]

And Flacco just packed his team's bags. What a failure.

[Rock Bottom]

God I stopped reading this thread like 4 pages back because #1 wwf fan, Droford, and rock bottom make it unbearable..

apparently not unbearable enough to squeeze in some gay

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Should have kept running it Flaccid.

[Innovator]

Stick around for Inno's GMen running diary

[Emperor Smeat]

Flaco's Mustache has just thrown an INT

[RoXer]

There were 4 defenders around him.

Four.

He threw it into quadruple coverage.

[Droford]

And Flacco just packed his team's bags. What a failure.
Theres still 1/2 a quarter to go

[Nark Order]

lol. The Ravens are about to be vanquished.

[Droford]

PICKED HA HAH

[Rock Bottom]

KRISPY LETTUICWE DO YOU LIKKE THIS POST?

IM HAPPY AS FUCK ABOIUT INTERCEPTION BY MY HOME TEAM THE RAVENS THAT I WANT O WIN

[Emperor Smeat]

Wow WTF with that play call.

[DaveWadding]

Jimmy Smith. My God.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Holy shit.

[#1-norm-fan]

Flacco's mustache owes Jimmy Smith like 17 blowjobs.

[Evil Vito]

Ravens defense just gave Flacco another chance to fail.

[Droford]

NEVER EVER FUCKING SAY NEVER

[RoXer]

I know Droford might think I'm ganging up on him but Flacco's INT was way worse than Brady's just now

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rice is hurt.

[#1-norm-fan]

KRISPY LETTUICWE DO YOU LIKKE THIS POST?

IM HAPPY AS FUCK ABOIUT INTERCEPTION BY MY HOME TEAM THE RAVENS THAT I WANT O WIN

Replace every Ravens reference with a Saints reference and I'm sure he will.

It doesn't even have to make sense. It's Krispy.

[Rock Bottom]

I stopped filming an imax documentary to post about how I can't post here.. because it's.. too unbearable..

[Nark Order]

uh oh

The Patriots are idiots. They should've wasted 5 minutes getting to the red zone.

[DaveWadding]

I would just like to say that Ray Rice is my favorite running back in the league.

[Destor]

uh oh

The Patriots are idiots. They should've wasted 5 minutes getting to the red zone.
this

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Problem was that they tried to throw it to Slater who has like one catch in the year. Holy shit! Will they try the FG or will they go for it?!

[Evil Vito]

Lol they have no faith in Flacco with that playcall.

[#1-norm-fan]

uh oh

The Patriots are idiots. They should've wasted 5 minutes getting to the red zone.

I can see "going for the kill"... but it should have been more of a "take it if you see it" thing. That pass was way too risky for that situation.

[Droford]

Id say go for it, with everything on the line and only 6 yards to get, if they can't get 6 fucking yards then so be it

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I stopped filming an imax documentary to post about how I can't post here.. because it's.. too unbearable..

Unrelated tension relieving question; whats your documentary about.

[CSL]

lol

[Emperor Smeat]

LOL

Wilfork > Flaco

Now no more stupid throws by Brady

[Evil Vito]

And that's the game. Nice job Flacco.

[RoXer]

Someone gif that please

[Destor]

and that's all folks

[#1-norm-fan]

Unrelated tension relieving question; whats your documentary about.

:lol:

[Nark Order]

RAVENS FAILS.

Dear lord. Why would you... I don't even have words.

[Droford]

Ravens are gonna get 3 stops and the ball back

[Destor]

Ravens are gonna get 3 stops and the ball back
its over brudda

[Droford]

its over brudda
no, its not

[#1-norm-fan]

I would have thrown it on 2nd down there. Clock stops regardless. Would have been a good time to try to catch them off guard and end the game there.

[Nark Order]

Well good. It's settled. No more Ravens talk. Droford was defeated. Jim is the superior Harbaugh. Flacco was proven to be awful.

Now let's get on with the rest of the post season. What a good day.

[Droford]

Well good. It's settled. No more Ravens talk. Droford was defeated. Jim is the superior Harbaugh. Flacco was proven to be awful.

Now let's get on with the rest of the post season. What a good day.

You're speaking too soon

[Droford]

NEVER FUCKINH SAY NEVER

[Triple Naitch]

Here we go

[Evil Vito]

Joe Flacco is gonna fuck this up yet again. And it's going o be hilarious. Congrats Patriots.

[Droford]

only need a fg

[Nark Order]

God damnit, Flacco.

[Droford]

FG RANGE! YES

[Evil Vito]

Flacco is gonna throw another INT.

[DaveWadding]

Anquan :love:

[Rock Bottom]

Hommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Hommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[Rock Bottom]

My balls just hopped out of my ass

[Droford]

god damnit

[Innovator]

WIDE LEFT

[Rock Bottom]

WOW, LOL

[Droford]

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus christ

[Emperor Smeat]

LOL OMG HE FUCKING MISSED IT

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Evil Vito]

ROFLLLLLLL RAVENS

[Innovator]

WOW

[DaveWadding]

BILLY CUNDIFF

[Nark Order]

YES YES YES YES YES YES.

DROFORD IS NO MORE. VANQUISHED.

[Destor]

WOW

[Innovator]

LACES WERENT ALL THE WAY OUT

[Triple Naitch]

Just gonna sit back and watch all this.

[Nark Order]

Well good. It's settled. No more Ravens talk. Droford was defeated. Jim is the superior Harbaugh. Flacco was proven to be awful.

Now let's get on with the rest of the post season. What a good day.

[Requiem]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Innovator]

Sorry Ravens fans, that's brutal.

[Team Sheep]

Okay I hate the Patriots too, but...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DROFORD. SHUT THE FUCK UP FINALLY.

[CSL]

Billy Cundiff secures his place in history

[Nark Order]

Droford is now unblocked.

[DaveWadding]

LACES OUT

[Kris P Lettus]

YES YES YES YES YES YES.

DROFORD IS NO MORE. VANQUISHED.

Did he make as bet to leave if they lost?

[Innovator]

GMEN TIME. SWEATING.

[RoXer]

Billy Cundiff secures his place in history

*TPWW history

[Droford]

Joe Flacco will now turn into Ray Finkle and kidnap Poe

Ace Ventura 3

ugh

[Droford]

Hey, if its any consolation

the Ravens covered the +7.5

[Evil Vito]

Have a bad feeling the fate is on the Pats' side after that.

Also LOL Ravens

[Kris P Lettus]

Stop saying "ugh" you miserable fuck..

[Nark Order]

That was worse than Nate Kaeding for sure. Dear lord.

[Rock Bottom]

Announcers being too nice to Cundiff

[Requiem]

Really, that's all you can say? Cundiff single handedly ruined your super bowl dreams after an entire season of talking up Joe Flacco as the greatest QB ever, and all you can say is ugh and talk about how they covered the spread even though they lost.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

God damn. I wanted the Ravens out. But not like that. Awful.

[#1-norm-fan]

Was prepared to just rag on Droford endlessly. Don't even know what to say now though. lol

[DaveBrawl]

quick question (unrelated to the game..sort of: ) am i the only one who feels like ESPN is firmly against the success of defensive football teams?

I definitely agree. I guess it's not exciting enough.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[#1-norm-fan]

Fact: No team that has ever lost the AFC Championship has ever gone on to win the Super Bowl that season.

[Team Sheep]

It doesn't matter, Ravens will win Super Bowl 47 anyway.

[Evil Vito]

Shit like that simply doesn't happen to teams that aren't destined to win it all. Thanks for nothing Cundiff.

[Destor]

I definitely agree. I guess it's not exciting enough.
pretty much my take on it too. its like espn wants arena football-esque scores.

[Droford]

Cam Cameron's not coming back! That didnt take long.

[Innovator]

ESPN doesn't like defense.

[Nark Order]

Yeah. Defensive teams definitely get the shaft by most analysts.

[Destor]

ESPN doesn't like defense.half the time they cover good defense as if its the failing of the offense which is just retarded. football, to me, is because of how hard it is to score...well that was true until 3 years ago or so anyhow.

[Emperor Smeat]

Pats defense was amazing tonight especially when they managed to really hammer the Ravens rush game until mid-3rd Q.

Would be epic if the 49ers made it to the SB considering the Montana-Brady comparisons would be non-stop for 2 weeks (Brady tied Montana for wins but needs 1 more ring to match Montana).

ESPN likes offensive style teams because its easier to sell on tv and keep a crowd happy but a defense is what wins a game and championships.

[#1-norm-fan]

Come onnnnn Giants!

[#1-norm-fan]

Can't believe I just said that

[Juan]

Come onnnnn Giants!

:n:

[Innovator]

Alex Smith hype video

[Innovator]

Could be Alex Smith's coming out party.

[Kris P Lettus]

Do.t really like the Pats but.I.fn love Vince Wilfort..

[Droford]

The 49ers can beat the Patriots.

[DaveBrawl]

pretty much my take on it too. its like espn wants arena football-esque scores.

I guess people love Qb's and receivers, and that pays the bills and makes the ratings for them so that's what they harp on.

[#1-norm-fan]

Could be Alex Smith's coming out party.

There are more pressing issues for him today than telling the world he's gay. :roll:

[Innovator]

FUCK NO, EVERYONE PICK THE NINERS. NONE OF THIS 50/50 NONSENSE.

[#1-norm-fan]

Alex Smith hype video

This segment really bombed with the crowd. This segment brought the crowd's mood down.

[#1-norm-fan]

The elements remind me a bit of New York.

Doesn't bode well for the Giants.

[Innovator]

Giants need no elements to remind them of home.

[Evil Vito]

Alex Smith gained 3 points of overness with this segment.

[Innovator]

LOL booing during the anthem.

[Innovator]

This crowd is so drunk.

[FearedSanctity]

And all is right in the world

[Evil Vito]

Lol classless fans.

[#1-norm-fan]

Alex Smith gained 3 points of overness with this segment.

You reverted to EWR. But I approve regardless.

[James Steele]

GO NINERS!!!!!!

[Innovator]

Before kickoff, I want to make it clear that whatever I say during the next 60 minutes of Football doesn't reflect how I feel about the city of San Fransisco, California, or Narc.

[#1-norm-fan]

Hehe. Tom Coughlin almost cried.

[Innovator]

Hehe. Tom Coughlin almost cried.
Jim Caldwell almost blinked.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Was there no better musician avaiable than that Kristen Chenowerth woman? Come on its the your first NFC Championship in years and you can't get somebody with a little bit more gravitas?

[Innovator]

Gonna be a physical game.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Lol classless fans.

That is all the fault on the NFL for having the feed of the National Anthem on the big screens.

They wanted that to happen. Don't blame the fans. Blame the NFL.

[#1-norm-fan]

The sad version of the fox NFL theme they play when someone's injured always makes me laugh.

[Innovator]

Cruz.

[Innovator]

Running isn't gonna happen today.

[#1-norm-fan]

Seriously? Seriously Giants?

[Droford]

the unsportsmanlike conduct will kill them if that wasnt a TD

[owenbrown]

fuck you ref for throwing that flag

[Innovator]

Fuckballs #1.

[Innovator]

Who put Rolle on Vernon Davis?

[Triple Naitch]

fuck you ref for throwing that flag

OB in the house.

[owenbrown]

damn right GO NINERS!

[McLegend]

The Giants got them right where they want them.

[DaveWadding]

can someone clean the lens of the wire cam please? awful.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

the unsportsmanlike conduct will kill them if that wasnt a TD

Not the same thing as what DeSean Jackson did because the ball was dead. DeSean taunted in the field.

[Innovator]

Fuck, Nicks is hurt.

[Innovator]

Fucking Jacobs.

[#1-norm-fan]

DON'T GO TO BRANDON JACOBS ON 4TH AND SHORT, ASSHOLES!

[Skippord]

seriously he is gigantic, how is he that easy to tackle?

[Innovator]

HOW DID YOU NOT PICK THAT UP HOLY SHIT

[#1-norm-fan]

OH, PICK THAT UP! DAMMIT!

[Innovator]

seriously he is gigantic, how is he that easy to tackle?
Must have something to do with the contract he signed two years ago.

[#1-norm-fan]

Hakeem Nicks is taking balls

[Innovator]

Stop with the reverse jinx 1wwffan

[#1-norm-fan]

Stop with the reverse jinx 1wwffan

The what?

[Destor]

lol...jinx...

[Innovator]

Cruuz.

[#1-norm-fan]

I am not participating in a reverse jinx.

[Innovator]

Cruuuz.

[#1-norm-fan]

I thought about Nicks while I was shaving this morning...

[Innovator]

Good to see Jacobs can run on 2nd and short.

[Innovator]

BEAR PASCOE TD!

[#1-norm-fan]

TOUCHDOWNNNNNNN! GOOD JOB ELI, YOU 10 YEAR OLD LOOKING SON OF A BITCH!!!

[Evil Vito]

Fuck yes.

[#1-norm-fan]

Regardless of the outcome, I anxiously await rooting for New England for the third game in a row. This post-season is bizarre.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. What the fuck was Vernon Davis doing?

[Evil Vito]

Blackmon you idiot.

[Nark Order]

Having a party so I won't be around too much but it looks like this is going to be a game here. Good luck to Inno and all the other Giants fans (But not too much luck.)

Love you guys.

[Innovator]

Cruuuuz.

[Kris P Lettus]

http://i.imgur.com/mXhh5.png

[Innovator]

Need a turnover here.

[CSL]

that's right there's a United/Chelsea promo during this game

[Innovator]

Cruuuuuuz.

[Innovator]

Cruuuuuuuz

[Innovator]

Cruuuuuuuuz