NFL 2011 Season Thread

[Evil Vito]

So fucking nervous. Holy shit.

[Innovator]

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It's clearly in Kelly Clarksons contract to only shoot her from the neck up.

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[Droford]

NFC coin toss streak SNAPPED

[Innovator]

NE differs, LETS GO BLUE.

[Evil Vito]

First drive score please. Need to get off to a fast start.

[Innovator]

SWEATING.

[Droford]

Eli will throw at least 4 picks tonight. Probably 1 on this drive right here.

[Innovator]

Cruz control locked in.

[Innovator]

Ballards59 getting involved early

[Emperor Smeat]

Finally getting some good pressure to Eli

[Innovator]

Bradshaw needs to relearn how to run straight in the offseason.

[Innovator]

Fuck

[Emperor Smeat]

:D no 1st drive TD for the Giants

[Innovator]

There we go Weatherford

[Evil Vito]

Where's the fuckin blocking. Shit. Weatherford :love:

[Innovator]

No more Ware in on 3rd please.

[Innovator]

INTENTIONAL GROUNDING! SAFETY!

[Droford]

A safety lol

[Innovator]

2-0 GIANTS!

[Evil Vito]

FUCK YES

[Innovator]

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Tom Brady just threw the ball at one of the refs.

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[Innovator]

HYNOSKI! WINS THE PROP!

[RoXer]

And everyones superbowl squares are fucked

[Innovator]

BRADSHAW, HE REMEMBERS!

[Droford]

And everyones superbowl squares are fucked

cept for whoever got stuck with 2 and was like FUCK..2?

[James Steele]

Nobody has made that call ever. Also, you don't wait forever to throw the fucking flag.

[Droford]

ROFL 12 men negates the fumble

[Innovator]

CRUZ! SALSA!

[#1-norm-fan]

Fucking Patriots

[Evil Vito]

CRUUUUUUUUUUUZ

[#1-norm-fan]

I still think Baltimore is probably gonna win this.

[James Steele]

I don't want to hear Giants fans bitch about Brady getting all the calls now.

[Innovator]

KEEP IT UP DAMMIT

[James Steele]

Belichick is going to choke a bitch.

[Innovator]

Woodhead looked a lot like Edelman there Al.

[Droford]

I still think Baltimore is probably gonna win this.
They would have done better than the Patriots so far

[James Steele]

dammit, polar bears are fucking adorable.

[James Steele]

They would have done better than the Patriots so far

Nope. Shut the fuck up.

[James Steele]

Madonna's halftime show with either be extremely horrible or slightly below average.

[James Steele]

These corners are biting on the run hard. Call a HB Toss Pass.

[James Steele]

Why do the Giant's act like they've never made a fucking tackle before? He just tackled the guy AFTER he makes the first down and he has a Brodus Clay-esque seizure.

[Evil Vito]

Pats are getting a TD here. No answer for Welker. Come on D.

[#1-norm-fan]

Nope. Shut the fuck up.

:lol:

[James Steele]

Yes, I'm a bitter Cowboys fan and make no apologies for it.

[Innovator]

Too much celebrating for tackling. Too Cowboy-esque for my liking.

[Droford]

YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP

[James Steele]

Too much celebrating for tackling. Too Cowboy-esque for my liking.

At least Mara and Tisch don't act like they are football geniuses and play GM.

[Innovator]

JPP! THERE WE GO

[#1-norm-fan]

Pats are getting a TD here.

Goddamn you

[Evil Vito]

YES!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

I am not down with JPP.

[Emperor Smeat]

At least the 3 pts keeps the score within a TD but the defense needs a stop

[#1-norm-fan]

I am not down with JPP.

HAH!

[James Steele]

GE may only own 49% of NBC but by god they are taking advantage of it. Can't wait for a Rachel Maddow commercial where she shoves a football up her cunt and scissors with Martha Stewart.

[Innovator]

THERE WE GO BIG BOY FEED THE BEAST

[James Steele]

I hope Jerry Jones is watching this and crying.

[Innovator]

BAM! Hakeem the Dream. Big grab.

[James Steele]

Yeah Chris Collinsworth, that dreaded 4-man blitz. It was more of a stunt than a blitz, but you fucking suck and don't know any better.

[James Steele]

I'm embracing the hate. #BeAStar

[James Steele]

Please get a stop on 3rd & 15 FFS.

[Droford]

when do the Giants give up running the ball and go after the Pats shitty pass defense?

[James Steele]

w00t

[Innovator]

Cmon Blackmon

[Evil Vito]

Well there's 2 promising Giants drives down the shitter. Fuck.

[James Steele]

when do the Giants give up running the ball and go after the Pats shitty pass defense?

Probably when the Steelers quit playing solid defense, the Raiders quit making stupid roster moves, the Cowboys and Jerry Jones part ways, and when Joe Flacco makes a SuperBowl...so probably never

[Innovator]

JPP doing it again

[James Steele]

GO FOR IT BELICHICK!!!!!

[owenbrown]

IT'S THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL! GO FOR IT ON 4TH AND 1!!!!!

[Innovator]

Cousin Sal is loving the Hynoski yards

[#1-norm-fan]

"Zoltan... kick... football..."

[James Steele]

The Ravens would have gone for it on 4th & 1...and failed to convert.

[Innovator]

Holding. Yay.

[James Steele]

SHITTY PASS DEFENSE EH DROFORD!!?!?!?!?!?!?


4TH DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[#1-norm-fan]

The Ravens would have already won the game based on historical stats.

[Innovator]

Cmon Manningham

[Innovator]

Weatherford!

[Evil Vito]

Make that 3 promising drives down the shitter. Good thing Weatherford is the man.

[James Steele]

I wish Ray Lewis would murder that punter for New York. Even the Giants' kickers are pricks.

[James Steele]

When is the Giants' deep snapper going to do The Worm after a good snap and hold on a PAT?

[James Steele]

Fucking hell, Pats going to end up getting a holding call in the endzone and give up another fucking safety.

[Droford]

a lot of flags for a super bowl

[Innovator]

Ross get your fucking hands up cmon

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Gronk got a catch

[James Steele]

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[Innovator]

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I can't wait for grizzled Madonna. Love her praying mantis look.

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[James Steele]

:lol:

CM Punk should commentate everything on television.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol @ the Giants player pointing the wrong way after the fumble.

[James Steele]

These refs need to quit trying to get on TV and let them fucking play.

[Innovator]

Cmon

[James Steele]

:nono: White tailback...C'MON MAN!

[Evil Vito]

After all this the Giants are gonna be down at the half. Fuck.

[James Steele]

After all this the Giants are gonna be down at the half. Fuck.

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[Droford]

After all this the Giants are gonna be down at the half. Fuck.

have a little faith in your admirably performing shitty defense

[Innovator]

Cmon D

[Innovator]

What happened to the rush there douchers?

[James Steele]

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA

[Emperor Smeat]

:D TD Woodhead who might be the smallest guy in the game tonight

Baring a miracle by the Giants, Pats take the lead into the half and get the ball to start the 2nd half

[Evil Vito]

Unbelievable. And the Pats get the ball to start the 2nd half.

[James Steele]

have a little faith in your admirably performing shitty defense

Seriously, shut the fuck up. They are admirably performing in the Super Bowl while your admirably overrated above average team is sitting at home bragging about how they would have won this game had they been able to beat the team that beat them for the right to play this admirably performing team in this game.

[MVP]

WOODDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Innovator]

Fucking huge drive, Pats score again after half and they'll get all the momentum

[James Steele]

Also, why is it that Ball So Hard University moved Spring Break back to late January?

[Evil Vito]

If the Pats put together another huge drive and score a TD to start the second, I think it's over. The D would lose all confidence.

[RoXer]

That was unpatriotlike

[Emperor Smeat]

Loving how great the O-Line is playing for the Pats since it was a huge factor in the previous SB to why the Giants won.

Defense is doing what was expected and being mostly a huge nail bitter with how great or bad they are almost at a play-by-play basis.

[Evil Vito]

Can't even watch halftime. Too nervous.

[Innovator]

That was unpatriotlike
The murder I'll commit will be Raven-like.

[James Steele]

Already better than last year's halftime show.

[James Steele]

I wish they'd go back to classic rock bands. All this pop shit is old.

[James Steele]

That stage is fucking insane. (I know it is nothing more than LED boards, but it is still breathtaking.)

[Evil Vito]

Wearing out a fucking path from all the pacing

[James Steele]

Why is Richard Simmons' son in the halftime show as a trapeze artist?

[Droford]

Why is Richard Simmons' son in the halftime show as a trapeze artist?

I thought for 1/2 a second it was Richard Simmons

[James Steele]

I thought for 1/2 a second it was Richard Simmons

That would have been more epic than a Joe Flacco playoff collapse.

[James Steele]

Who the fuck is that chick?

[Droford]

lol, did she fall and they blurred it out?

[James Steele]

:lol:

Awesome, now we will get a controversy about somebody saying shit and flipping the bird in the halftime show. Back to classic rock bands, Super Bowl XLVII Halftime Show featuring BOSTON!

[James Steele]

lol, did she fall and they blurred it out?


I think it was a late response to that other chick saying "don't give a shit" and flipping the bird.


PLEASE HAVE RAY LEWIS COME OUT AS BLACK JESUS!!!!

[Droford]

next years super bowl halftime...Queen with Adam Lambert! haha

[James Steele]

Pretty good halftime show.

[James Steele]

Who was that chick who flipped the bird? I have no clue who she is. Was that Rhianna or Lil Kim or something?

[James Steele]

Clint Eastwood giving America a halftime speech...nice.

[RoXer]

Was that Prince Fielder?

[Innovator]

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I hope this ends with madonna taking the lid off the arc of the covenant and her face melting off like Toht.

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[Droford]

Im not sure I like the concept that its Halftime in America, but that was probably the best commercial so far.

[Innovator]

LETS GO! CMON D

[Innovator]

Fuck

[owenbrown]

OCHOCINCO CATCHES A PASS AT THE SUPER BOWL! ALERT THE MEDIA!

[James Steele]

Im not sure I like the concept that its Halftime in America, but that was probably the best commercial so far.

I know, right? We all know that the game is already over in Baltimore.

[Emperor Smeat]

TD Herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnandez

17-9 Pats

[James Steele]

DESTINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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[Innovator]

FUCKBALLS.

[Evil Vito]

And just like I've said all week...the Giants don't have the personnel to stop the quick release. They're shot.

[#1-norm-fan]

Jesus that was easy

[Innovator]

And just like I've said all week...the Giants don't have the personnel to stop the quick release. They're shot.
Playing off the receivers doesn't help either.

[Droford]

lol, my NBC comes out of Philladelphia and I got an ad for the 76ers. HAHA

[James Steele]

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We would have fared better than the Patriots or Giants have so far.

[Emperor Smeat]

HOLY SHIT what a hit

[McLegend]

The Patriots are hitting now.

[James Steele]

Ball So Hard University - Foxborough

[Innovator]

Brady will score in 4 plays now.

[Droford]

by the end of the night the polar bears biggest threat is going to be Diabetes, not global warming

[Innovator]

Shitl

[James Steele]

by the end of the night the polar bears biggest threat is going to be Diabetes, not global warming

They should have taken Nutritional Science at Ball So Hard University. They would have learned that you must mix Crown Royal with Coca-Cola while watching the Super Bowl at home in order to make you forget that you choked it off in the playoffs...again.

[Innovator]

JUSTIN TUCK SIGHTING!

[Innovator]

Good field position, let's fuck it up

[#1-norm-fan]

Why did Tom Brady not want to score on that drive? I don't understand this strategy.

[Innovator]

Jesus Nicks

[RoXer]

They should have taken Nutritional Science at Ball So Hard University. They would have learned that you must mix Crown Royal with Coca-Cola while watching the Super Bowl at home in order to make you forget that you choked it off in the playoffs...again.

thats a bit of a reach dude

[RoXer]

lol, my NBC comes out of Philladelphia and I got an ad for the 76ers. HAHA

i dont get it

[Innovator]

INSIDE HANDOFF FOR NO GAIN!

[James Steele]

thats a bit of a reach dude

You ever read Droford's posts? He is reaching like a chimpanzee in a banana tree.

[Emperor Smeat]

Great stop by the defense and once again prevent a potential TD.

[Innovator]

Yay another FG. FGs will be a great way to lose.

[James Steele]

Good physical run to end the 3rd.

[RoXer]

like a chimpanzee in a banana tree.

please stop

[James Steele]

Quit stifling my swag.

[Innovator]

THE REVERSE TYREE CATCH! BLACKBURN!

[Droford]

tom brady gets picked off lol

[James Steele]

See what you fucking did? Roxer, you caused that interception.

[Innovator]

HOLY FUCK STOP FUMBLING TO YOURSELF

[Droford]

4th quarters gettin sloppy

[Emperor Smeat]

:foc: all these fumbles not going into Pats hands.

[James Steele]

4th quarters gettin sloppy

Ravens are a well oiled machine and would not make such foolish mistakes in the biggest game of their lives...had they been good enough not to make foolish mistakes to the teams in the game right now making foolish mistakes.

[RoXer]

Is Guru Dave deleting posts in here too?

[Innovator]

Who the fuck is deleting posts

[Innovator]

NY Nicks

[James Steele]

Better not delete the comedic gold I'm unleashing in this thread.

[RoXer]

I'm gunna go call the DPP

[RoXer]

CSL was viewing this thread, can't he get to the bottom of this?

[James Steele]

I would assume my natural response to my boss dying in my car would be to give him whiplash.

[Innovator]

Down to one TE

[McLegend]

Eli is completing passes in really tight windows

[James Steele]

BIG STOP RIGHT HERE!!!!

[Innovator]

CMON ELI FUCK

[Emperor Smeat]

wow Giants burned 2 time outs on poor clock management. Would have been better to take the 5 yards and save that critical TO.

:lol: caps it off with a penalty so now the TO was wasted anyways.

[James Steele]

Jeez...Jason Garrett levels of fucking stupidity.

[Innovator]

THROW THE FUCKING FLAG

[James Steele]

Quit bitching old man, you got 2 free points.

[Droford]

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super bowl ad in michigan

[Innovator]

Giants trying to not win the game

[Evil Vito]

Knew the refs were gonna fuck the Giants over. Terrible non-call. And now with only 1 timeout the Giants are done if the Pats put up another TD.

[James Steele]

Knew the refs were gonna fuck the Giants over. Terrible non-call. And now with only 1 timeout the Giants are done if the Pats put up another TD.

Spotting the Giants two points totally fucked them over. Not to mention all the penalties the Pats have gotten.

[Droford]

Knew the refs were gonna fuck the Giants over. Terrible non-call. And now with only 1 timeout the Giants are done if the Pats put up another TD.

If the Giants give up another 95 yard TD drive they deserve to be done

[Innovator]

Giants dropping like flies now

[Innovator]

If the Giants give up another 95 yard TD drive they deserve to be done
It hurts inside but Droford is right here

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Brady with the block

[James Steele]

It hurts inside but Droford is right here

Blind squirrels even find a nut sometimes.

[Droford]

The Pats could probably run out the clock without even scoring if they wanted to

[Innovator]

Someone make a play here

[Emperor Smeat]

Huge 1st down.

[Evil Vito]

And there goes the clock

[Innovator]

Big incompletion

[#1-norm-fan]

Crowd's been pretty dead all game.

[Innovator]

Fuck, here we go

[Innovator]

Where is Eli's citizen drive ecco watch?

[Innovator]

MANNINGHAM BOOM

[Droford]

hmm..dont think that was a catch

[James Steele]

Mother fucking son of a bitch.

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super bowl ad in michigan

Totally not offensive at all. :shifty:

[Droford]

guess it was

[McLegend]

This is exactly what you want from this game.

[Droford]

hope Tynes doesnt pull a Cundiff lol

or I guess more appropriately given the situation a Norwood.

[Innovator]

This is exactly what you want from this game.
I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS LEGEND, I HAVE THE HEART RATE OF A COKE HEAD

[McLegend]

Eli has to come back to Earth

[Innovator]

Eli pulling a Donovan there

[Innovator]

NNNNNNNNNNNICKS!

[James Steele]

BLARGH

[Innovator]

Ugh

[Droford]

laugh my ass off if Tynes misses

[Droford]

lol what

[Innovator]

Dammit Bradshaw I love you, BUT TAKE THE FUCKING KNEE

[James Steele]

Tom Brady is finally going to have to win a game by getting it in the endzone and not just FG position.

[McLegend]

Lol instincts kicked in there.

[Innovator]

Bradshaw you could have saved me 3 years of my life

[James Steele]

Jesus...epic finish to this game. Loving it.

[James Steele]

What a way to earn your place alongside Joe Montana and Terry Bradshaw.

[CSL]

if Ochocinco comes up big here

[Droford]

I actually like the score of the tD there since, what happens if you purposely dont score that TD and then somehow botch the kick?

If your defense cant stop a team from going 80 yards in less than a minute to win the Super Bowl then you didnt deserve to win it anyway

[James Steele]

if Ochocinco comes up big here

I'd cum.


CATCH THE MOTHER FUCKING FOOTBALL YOU DUMB PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

BAHAHAHA! He accidentally score! Amazing!

[Innovator]

SACK

[Innovator]

TUCK I FUCKING LOVE YOU

[James Steele]

Fuck...I hate the New York Giants so god damned much.

[Innovator]

ONE MORE DOWN PLEASE

[Emperor Smeat]

Giants defense awoke in the 4th while the Pats O-line pulling what they did last SB meeting in collapsing.

[Innovator]

Fuckbeans

[James Steele]

HOLY SHIT AMAZING! Inno, I'm with you on the heart rate problem now.

[James Steele]

Holy shit...

[Innovator]

Cmon

[Droford]

Brady doesnt have a deep arm any more clearly

[Innovator]

One more play

[James Steele]

Heart pounding...

[Emperor Smeat]

:-\

so close to a mega Gronk time.

Coughlin cemented his job for as long as he wants now. Eli now surpassed his brother regardless of the huge difference in stats.

Pats did everything good until the 4th and then started to fall apart while the Giants D woke up and the Pats D pulls another screw up.

[Innovator]

GIANTS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Droford]

And still the only team to beat the Giants in the Super Bowl, The Baltimore Ravens!

[Innovator]

Amazing game Pats fans. Love you guys.

[McLegend]

Wow that was great

[Evil Vito]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GIANTSSSSSS

[James Steele]

Congrats Inno. Hopefully, the Cowboys will let their nuts drop and keep the Giants from making the playoffs.

[owenbrown]

lame

[James Steele]

And still the only team to beat the Giants in the Super Bowl, The Baltimore Ravens!

and still a fact nobody gives about about but...YOU!!!!

[owenbrown]

the clock operator at Indy should be fired

[McLegend]

Fuckin Giants though

[Innovator]

Congrats Inno. Hopefully, the Cowboys will let their nuts drop and keep the Giants from making the playoffs.
Cowboys will be great...if they get a real GM

[Innovator]

Fuckin Giants though
Hey there. You ok?

[owenbrown]

ESPN is gonna be mega douchey tomorrow

[Kris P Lettus]

WTF at the autograph seekers bum rushing Eli before he could get on the field..

[Innovator]

I hope everyone braces themselves for 6 months of "Is Eli better than Peyton?" talk

[#1-norm-fan]

Holy shit Gronkowski had a serious shot at catching that hail mary on the rebound. Damn.