NFL 2011 Season Thread

[Kris P Lettus]

I told this story when it happened but, my buddy went to the Florida/LSU game a few years ago in Baton Rouge.. Anyway they were out partying and Tebow was at the bar the Friday night before the game.. Tebow hit on his g/f and gave her his cell number.. She put it on face book and like 500 people (including my brother) started texting and prank calling him..

The number got changed the following Monday..

[FearedSanctity]

All going to hell

[Kris P Lettus]

Rob Gronkowski, a tight end on the Patriots, appears to have spent his bye-week hanging out with porn star Bibi Jones. Her bio on twitter claims she’s a “new” adult film star. She’s on Facebook, too. Go friend her.

Will the Boston media grill Gronk about this on Monday or Tuesday, whenever the Patriots’ next practice is? You know the New York media would.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/228/677/gronkowski_original_original_crop_650.png?1319334299

[Kris P Lettus]

All going to hell

http://sadfans.wickedsick.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/Florida.08.jpg

"Why did I give her my number??"

[Kris P Lettus]

http://i.imgur.com/KsuqU.png

[Triple Naitch]

Calling bullshit on that story. Tim was only looking to recruit her to help with the soup kitchen he was running on every other Thursday.

[RP]

No one puts bibi in a corner

[OssMan]

http://i.imgur.com/KsuqU.png
they meant to say moreno

not a big deal

[Emperor Smeat]

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2629/tebowmania.jpg

"What Ya Gonna Do Brother When Tebowamania Runs Wild On You!!!

[CSL]

think that's the bird Orton (the wrestling variety) told the world that Dolph Ziggler had a mess with

[FearedSanctity]

Ponder and Peterson Upset Express coming this way

[Kris P Lettus]

they meant to say moreno

not a big deal

Who says it was??

[Skippord]

as long as the Packers offense doesn't get on the field the Vikings have a chance

[Kris P Lettus]

That footage of Aikman's first start against the Saints made my panties moist..

[FearedSanctity]

"And lo, he did turn defeat into victory, and the Denverites rejoiced."

Tebow 10:23

[Nark Order]

This week needs more 9ers. :(

[Boomer]

Falcons best game by far today. Defense looked great, and the Grimes/Johnson matchup was fun to see when it lined up that way.

[Nark Order]

lol Lions

[Razzamajazz]

aaaaaaand, time to stop watching the vikings/packers game

[Kris P Lettus]

aaaaaaand, time to stop watching the vikings/packers game

Yeah..

Def thought the whole game would be like this..

[Razzamajazz]

:(

[DaveWadding]

Dan Dierdorf is calling the Steelers/Cardinals game. All he does is talk about how great Roethlisberger is. It's the most openly gay relationship in sports.

[owenbrown]

It's the new John Madden/Brett Favre isn't it?

[D Mac]

WOOO Chiefs! LOL Raiders fags

Also pretty happy for Tebow, even tho Denver is the enemy.

[Kris P Lettus]

Dan Dierdorf is calling the Steelers/Cardinals game. All he does is talk about how great Roethlisberger is. It's the most openly gay relationship in sports.

No way..

Every week Aikman and Joe Buck verbally felate whoever the better QB is in the game they are calling..

[Triple Naitch]

DeMarco Murray avec 235 rushing yeards today.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah. And I started Tashard Choice because he was supposed to split carries with him. FML.</font>

[Skippord]

Droford outbid me for him in one of the fantasy leagues

and now I want to stab him to death

[D Mac]

Update:


Carson Palmer still sucks.

[Boomer]

He wasn't even supposed to play today, so I don't know what you would expect from him. He'll probably play better after the bye.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Diesel Mac is still bitter that in 2005 a player on the Bengals was pushed by a Chiefs player into Trent Green knocking Green unconscious. He therefore hates all Bengals players on that team including Palmer who was on the sideline not doing anything.

He's an educated fella, that Diesel Mac.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

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DID U SEE THAT BLOCK IN THE BACK

[screech]

Eric Fucking Decker has done nothing for me fantasy-wise. In the two games he's played on my team he has FIVE points.

Fuckin fuck

[OssMan]

at 12:01 i had a lot of respect for trent green

at 12:20 i said fuck trent green

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Christian Ponder looks like Trent Green

he has a Trent Green haircut

[Kris P Lettus]

lol Trent Green haircut

[RP]

Darren Sproles will return a punt or kick, or both tonight.

[Kris P Lettus]

wooooooooooo

[Kris P Lettus]

Purdue representing in this game, yo..

[D Mac]

He's an educated fella, that Diesel Mac.

yep

[Triple Naitch]

Eric Fucking Decker has done nothing for me fantasy-wise. In the two games he's played on my team he has FIVE points.

Fuckin fuck

He must be Jewish, or an atheist, or something.

[RP]

Take that Miami!

[Kris P Lettus]

http://sportsjourneyradio.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/brees.jpg

[Kris P Lettus]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qiWpz0lHHQQ/TJ_Jh7wLD-I/AAAAAAAAAHk/PZMdWqnGXwI/s1600/moore.jpg

[Kris P Lettus]

RP, Andrew Luck doesn't play defense..

:wavesad:

[Kris P Lettus]

http://i.imgur.com/A8l7u.png

[screech]

I would like the Saints to score 75 points. That would really help my fantasy numbers.

[Kris P Lettus]

You have Drew Brees??

[ClockShot]

Heh. Carson Palmer got some rust on him I see.

I got a bad feeling Sparano's days are numbered in Miami.

[screech]

You have Drew Brees??

Started him, Thomas & Graham.

Jimmy Graham has been amazing for me thus far. Hoping it continues.

[screech]

I have Boldin, Rice & Cundiff (since all the Ravens do is kick FG) still to play. He only has Devery Henderson left. I'm down by 57 right now.

Liking my chances.

[Nark Order]

Ndamukong Suh seems like such a classless piece of shit. He *allegedly" was insulting Matt Ryan when he got injured and yelled to "get the mother fucker carted off" or something like that. It's a he said/she said story but I want to believe he's a piece of shit. I made up the mother fucker part. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Falcons-rip-Suh-for-taunting-Matt-Ryan-after-thi?urn=nfl-wp10203

[Kris P Lettus]

Started him, Thomas & Graham.

Jimmy Graham has been amazing for me thus far. Hoping it continues.

What round did you get Graham??

Cause he is a fucking monster..

TD as I was typing that..

[Kris P Lettus]

Narc, if Suh played for the 9ers, you'd f'n love him..

[Nark Order]

Well he doesn't. Fuck that guy. :)

[Kris P Lettus]

No, fuck Matt Ryan, that's who to fuck..

Wait, what..

[screech]

What round did you get Graham??

Cause he is a fucking monster..

TD as I was typing that..

I can't remember. Leaning toward middle rounds, though.

So many points from him.

[screech]

Would like to thank TPWW poster, Heros Welcome for advising me to draft Mr. Graham Cracker.

[Nark Order]

Nah, I don't hate the guy. He seems to make a few dirty plays here and there though and talking like an asshole isn't going to help his case any.

[Kris P Lettus]

Would like to thank TPWW poster, Heros Welcome for advising me to draft Mr. Graham Cracker.

I was saying all Offseason, he would make the Pro Bowl..

[Kris P Lettus]

Jimmy Graham used to play basketball..

[Kris P Lettus]

Bet you didn't know that!!

[Kris P Lettus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjH1uI8dOEU&feature=youtu.be

[screech]

I did not know that.

[Kris P Lettus]

Well, listen to Al Michaels and Collinsworth, cause they mention it every time he catches a ball..

[screech]

lol I'm not watching the game.

[Kris P Lettus]

I really really hate Chris Collinsworth..

[screech]

He's not so great.

[Kris P Lettus]

Brees on the bench and Sproles gets another TD..

Kinda surprised Brees' passer rating was less than perfect tonight..

[Kris P Lettus]

Greg Williams' boy, Lee Torrence, with the pick 6..

[Kris P Lettus]

31-35, 325 yards, 5 TDs, no picks

Drew Breesus

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Collinsworth is great u haterzzzzzzzzzzz

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Saints destroying the Colts 62-7 and there is still a lot of time left in the 4th. Already broke either most points ever allowed for a home game or any game in Colts history.

Colts have way more problems than just missing Peyton although maybe this is Brees and Sean Payton's way of showing again who really "owns" New Orleans (SB 44 had a lot of talk about the Mannings being important in the area and their connections).

[Kris P Lettus]

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/play-index/tiny.cgi?id=53LI0

[D Mac]

So what is the biggest ass whippin ever in an NFL game? This has to be up there.

[Kris P Lettus]

Rams only have 56 points this entire season...

[Kris P Lettus]

So what is the biggest ass whippin ever in an NFL game? This has to be up there.

Record is 72 as far as points scored..

WE CAN DO IT

[FearedSanctity]

Saints are assholes

Caldwell confirmed for joke

[Kris P Lettus]

Saints are assholes



LOLWHAT

Seriously, what are they supposed to do?? Start taking a knee in the 3rd?? Sproles is one of our 3 RB's and Lee Torrence is like 4th on the depth chart for CB's..

Maybe the Colts should, I dunno, play some defense..

That might help..

[FearedSanctity]

That nigga Chase Daniel from bitch ass Southlake Carroll, Texas

[FearedSanctity]

1. Was a joke.
2. Yes

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Why the fuck don't the Colts just officially put Peyton on IR? Their season was over a long time ago and there is absolutely NOTHING to be gained from him playing even if he heals.</font>

[Requiem]

Woooowwwwwwwwwwwwww

:'(

[D Mac]

There's plenty of room over here in Chiefs Country, Req. ;)

[D Mac]

Colts or Rams, who will go 0-16

[Requiem]

At this rate, is that even a contest? :-\

[Requiem]

Rams play the seahawks twice still. Soooo.

[Skippord]

Colts or Rams, who will go 0-16
Dolphins

[Supreme Olajuwon]

St. Louis has a really soft schedule the rest of the way and Indy still has to play Jacksonville twice, so I doubt either of them will do it. But Miami doesn't have an easy game left on their schedule. The only sub .500 team they still have to play is Philly, and that really doesn't count.

[DaveBrawl]

Miami still plays the Redskins and if anyone can be a big favorite and choke away a supposedly easy win it's Washington.

[Nark Order]

The 9ers have very little true tests until the playoffs, which is good for getting a solid record but not so good for developing as a team more. The Ravens and the Steelers won't be easy but all of the division games seem like they'll be fairly easy if the west keeps playing like it's playing. I expect an unexpected loss here or there though.

I'm thinking 11-5 this year, which would be incredible.

[Kris P Lettus]

Saints will be 13-3 if not 12-4..

[Kris P Lettus]

http://media.nola.com/tpphotos/photo/2011/10/10178665-large.jpg

[Reavant]

Saints will be 13-3 if not 12-4..

um... i wouldnt sing their praises like that just because they beat down a team that apparently filled their roster with cripple autistic dudes in pads

[Kris P Lettus]

Beside the Texans, the all the Colts' losses have been within 10 points.. The Saints two losses have been by 8 and 6 points respectively..

Not just basing this off of last night but on performance, but on their overall performance and the remaining schedule..

[Innovator]

For all the Broncos fans: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Broncos-Tim-Tebow-Rookie-Game-Worn-Used-Pants-Team-COA-/260873933810?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3cbd4c53f2#ht_500wt_1156

Your chance to get in Tebow's pants.

[Kris P Lettus]

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[Kris P Lettus]

For D Mac (http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2011/10/24/2511126/derrick-johnson-saves-five-touchdowns-in-a-row-destroys-raiders#storyjump)

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Figures a guy would kicked in the nuts while Thom Brennaman is filling in for Joe Buck. I wanted to know how disgraceful an act that was in comparison to other disgraceful acts in league history.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Also an apology for showing that action on tv would've been nice.

[Droford]

Time for everyone to see how great the Ravens are, although I see ESPN has "Ravens: AFC Favorites?" up on their sidebar thing which has me worried. I hope they all say the Patriots.

[Cooler Tom Schuler]

I dont necessarily have a gambling problem.

I also took the Colts +20.5 vs the Saints. No way are the Saints winning by 3 TDs.

[Cooler Tom Schuler]

To be fair, I'd have put a lot of money on the Colts +50.

[Droford]

The Saints historically have not been good at covering large point spreads at home. This worked wonders as a strategy last year..not so much this year so far. The line vs the Rams is only like -11.5 which is absolutely ridiculous. They'll have that covered in the first quarter, especially if the Rams have Feely again.

[Droford]

I am predicting a 34-0 shutout. I will probably be way off.

[DrA]

Betting on a team based just on assuming that they will cover the spread generally isn't a good strategy.

[Rock Bottom]

I like my Ravens so far. But there aren't any worries alleviated from last year. We playing (losing) to the Steelers again post-season? And even if we get there, is Rodgers going to destroy us with laser beams

[Droford]

RAVENS DEFENSE! WHOO

got worried for a little bit there

not worried one bit, clearly a fumble at the one lol

[RP]

Joe Flacco fucking sucks

[RP]

I don't think Joe Flacco will be a starting qb in two years. Punter maybe, but not qb.

[RP]

When I see Joe Flacco play quarterback, it makes me want to slice my penis open and bleed everywhere

[screech]

Ouch

[screech]

I like Joe Flacco, for the record.

[FearedSanctity]

>Flacco
>Good QB

Pick one

[screech]

:(

[FearedSanctity]

lolololololololololololololololololololololol 4th and 43

[Nark Order]

Saints will be 13-3 if not 12-4..

Well, I was trying to undersell the 9ers and give the rest of the league the benefit of the doubt here. I say 11-5 for the niners but some are predicting even better. Trying not to jinx the shit out of them. Their schedule is mad easy though.

All of this is under the assumption that the 9ers play like they have the rest of the season.

[RP]

Im about to butter knife myself

[Droford]

Im used to ugly offensive games like this where the Ravens defense plays strong enough to keep the Ravens in the game.

[RP]

I bet you are. Half of Flaccos passes haven't gone past the line of scrimmage.

[FearedSanctity]

A Flacco led offense looks just like the Colts offense.


The Painter one, not the Manning one

[RP]

I think its debatable that Painter is better then Flacco

[FearedSanctity]

Shut down Jaguars defense

http://i.imgur.com/cYKI3.png

[Destor]

Jags are making Steelers fan really happy right now. fingers crossed they keep it up :D

[RP]

The fuck.. That was not a personal foul. Bernard Pollard is a hero. He should get hero calls.

[FearedSanctity]

save_them.tyrodtaylor

[Cooler Tom Schuler]

Wow

[FearedSanctity]

http://nicepickcowher.com/files/2011/01/Burt-Flacco.png

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Droford, were you always this obnoxious about your Ravens fandom? I mean I know you always talked about them even when people asked you to stop but I don't remember you being this annoyingly arrogant in seasons past.

What's the story?

[FearedSanctity]

loltimore Ravens

[Supreme Olajuwon]

man I love when announcers joke about their golf games!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

this guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff!

[Corndad]

I would laugh so hard if the Ravens lose this game

[Rock Bottom]

Looks like you're gonna laugh. Gay.

[FearedSanctity]

I know history says the Ravens dont play well in Jacksonville (2-5 all time) but I can't see them losing next Monday night.

Ray Rice will probably go for at least 200 total yards vs the Jaguars and Gabbert will probably throw at least 3 picks.

Time for everyone to see how great the Ravens are, although I see ESPN has "Ravens: AFC Favorites?" up on their sidebar thing which has me worried. I hope they all say the Patriots.

I am predicting a 34-0 shutout. I will probably be way off.

At least the last one is kinda close

[FearedSanctity]

I will pre my pants for a safety here

[Destor]

WEAKSAUCE

[FearedSanctity]

Wow, the one thing worse than the Ravens offense right there. Awful challenge

[Team Sheep]

Lol challenge?

[RP]

Lol those quotes

[FearedSanctity]

3rd and a Blitz first

[RP]

I think Charlie Whitehurst is better then Joe Flacco

[FearedSanctity]

Need to dial up Ryan Leaf or Jamarcus Russell

[screech]

RYAN LEAF!

[FearedSanctity]

lol reporting Reed's return is questionable as he stands in the huddle

[Emperor Smeat]

Wow Ravens are soo slow when trying to rush a no huddle style.

At what point do the Ravens start considering a new QB/system or maybe Ray Lewis actually punching Flaco for all the times he's "wasted" a great defensive showing.

[Destor]

i love Jacksonville right now

[Rock Bottom]

It's still possible to win this thing if defense can pull out a miracle, which they are capable of. Kundiff is not a bull shit kicker.

[Rock Bottom]

Wow Ravens are soo slow when trying to rush a no huddle style.

At what point do the Ravens start considering a new QB/system or maybe Ray Lewis actually punching Flaco for all the times he's "wasted" a great defensive showing.

I don't really like Flacco either, but it isn't all his fault, even though it looks that way when they fuck up.

Crazy kick.

[Rock Bottom]

Almost. Kundiff is the man though.

[Rock Bottom]

Jinxing this fucker hard

[Rock Bottom]

I failed. By myself. Thanks a lot!

[FearedSanctity]

CLUTCHEST OF THE CLUTCH

[Destor]

YES

[Nark Order]

HAHAHAHAHAHA LOLFLACCO

[Destor]

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Shooter McGavin looks pretty pumped on the sidelines.

[FearedSanctity]

Drotard suicide watch

[FearedSanctity]

Last 3 pages or so beg for archiving

[Kris P Lettus]

Jags D looking stellar tonight..

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I think I need to lay off the Happy Gilmore references in this thread.

[Nark Order]

I don't think so at all.

[RP]

Time for everyone to see how great the Ravens are

[RP]

Joe Flacco is a breath of fresh horribleness

[screech]

What an awful game.

Even if the Ravens had won, it still would've been awful. Jesus Christ.

[Droford]

My only consolation is that the Steelers will lose to the Patriots on Sunday and the Ravens are at home vs the Cardinals. They lose that game and theres a problem.

[FearedSanctity]

I can't see them losing next Monday night.

Words that usually precede a Ravens loss

[Droford]

Oh well damn then, I can't see them beating the Cardinals. OMG Kevin Kolb is gonna torch them, and..whoever the RB is will run wild..
Todd Heap will get his revenge! Larod Stevens Howling will howl on the day before "Howl"oween..the Ravens are DOOMED

/reverse psychology

[Supreme Olajuwon]

oh was that reverse psychology

[Ermaximus]

What a fun game that was to be at. There were honestly a ton of Ravens fans there. The bar we pregame at across from the stadium was raping the Ravens fans for parking though. They were charging them $50.

As for the game itself, I think the quote of the night came from a black guy who kept saying, "the Jaguars is gonna lose tonight, cuz I know it for a fact."

When asked how he knew this, he simply replied, "cuz I simmed it on Madden."

SPEECHLESS! The dude disappeared by the 4th quarter though.

[McLegend]

Joe Flacco is only slightly> Vince Young.

[Kris P Lettus]

Real life Kenny Powers

<a href="http://www.whosay.com/darrenrovell/photos/83845" title="Darren Rovell's photo Amazing picture of Rex Ryan in 1994 (via @si_vault)"><img src="http://media.whosay.com/83845/1/83845_la.jpg" alt="Darren Rovell's photo Amazing picture of Rex Ryan in 1994 (via @si_vault)" width="644" height="634" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.whosay.com/darrenrovell">Darren Rovell on WhoSay</a>

Rex Ryan in 94..

[Kris P Lettus]

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[FearedSanctity]

From Something Awful's Football Funhouse:



http://i.imgur.com/BGi4U.png

Please be seated

Now, I want you to remember that no Chump team ever won a Superbowl by sucking for High Draft picks.

He won it by making the other poor dumb Teams lose for their picks.

Men, all this stuff you’ve heard about The Broncos not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the playoffs, is a lot of horse shit. Broncos traditionally love to win. All real Broncos love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball player, the toughest boxer. Denver loves a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Broncos play to win all the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That’s why the Broncos have never lost and will never lose again. Because the very thought of losing
is hateful to the Broncos, Denver and me.

Now, an Team is a Army. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don’t know anything more about real games than they do about fornicating. They may suck me off every week on TV, but they do not understand this is a team sport.

We have the finest Uniforms and equipment, the best spirit and the best men in the world. You know, by God I actually pity those poor bastards we’re going up against. By God, I do. We’re not just going to score on the bastards, we’re going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our pink breast cancer shoes. We’re going to murder those lousy Raider bastards by the bushel.

Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under 3rd down. Don't worry about it.
I can assure you that you will all do your duty. Oakland, and injustice, are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Deliver helmet to helmet hits. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your blocker's face, you'll know what to do.

Now there’s another thing I want you to remember. I don’t want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. Managing the clock. Nursing a lead.

We’re not holding anything. Let the cowards do that. We are advancing constantly and we’re not interested in holding onto anything except the ball. In the endzone.
Touchdown.

We're going to hold onto that ball by the nose and we're going to kick them in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of them all the time and we're gonna go through them like crap through a goose.

There’s one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home. And you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what did you do in the great NFL, you won’t have to say, "Well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana." You'll say "Gfarble garble", because you concussed the hell out of yourself.

Alright now, you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel. Oh, and I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle – anytime, anywhere.

That’s all.

Tebow will save us all

As a firm supporter of religion and a Creationist, I witnessed a miracle on the field last Sunday. It's a true hero's tale, David and Goliath, if you will. Tim Tebow was once a hero in his state at the university that bears his name. Upon receiving the honorary title of "First Round Draft Pick" in the heathen land of Colorado, he unfortunately fell into obscurity, being placed behind an inferior, redneck alcoholic who is not half the man nor a twelth of the player of he who is Tebow. This time out of the attention of his adoring fans left Tebow in a state of moral dilemma and tears as self doubt slowly but surely poured into his brain.

That all changed, though, as his time drew near. The alcoholic finally drank himself into failure, and Tebow's hard work, dedication, and cool tees finally paid when St. Elway of Stanford said "Go ye, young Tebow, to the frontlines as starter, and win. As I your Father and the Lord cammand ye and with our love you shall do everything and anything. Amen". Tebow journeyed with his followers back to his homeland where the evil insidious aquatic beasts occupied a hellish, sinful city.

"I AM TEBOW, SINNERS! ACCEPT THE LORD OR BE VANQUISHED INTO THE FIRES OF HELL!" he said as a rallying cry. Unfortunately, times were tough for Tebow, as most of the trial was dominated by the hellions. In the final three minutes, young Timothy had not given up. And finally THE LORD appeared and gave Timothy the strength and wisdom to overtake the beasts and win the day. Much celebration and drinking of wine was done after Tim's victory.

Tim Tebow puts the H in "Jesus H Christ". What happened yesterday was a miracle. Any time some atheist swine asks me for proof of the existence of God, I will point to this game. Anyone who doubts Tebow and thus the Lord your God better pack some hot dogs when he dies because he is going to be enjoying the fires of hell for quite a while.

[DaveBrawl]

Testify my brother.

[Kris P Lettus]

NFL Network carried Terrell Owens‘ workout live on Tuesday afternoon, and Owens had better hope some NFL front office personnel were watching, because no teams were there.

Linday Soto was live on the scene and reported that no teams were confirmed to be in attendance, and that there wasn’t a single team’s scout in the area “unless somebody snuck in and isn’t wearing team gear.” The workout took place on a high school field in Calabasas, California, and the stands were empty.

However, that doesn’t necessarily mean no one is interested in Owens. Coaches, general managers and scouts may have watched the workout on TV, and teams bring in veteran free agents for workouts all the time, so it’s entirely possible that Owens will still get an individual workout.

Owens started the workout wearing a shirt reading “I Am” on the front and “Ready” on the back, then took the shirt off to reveal his chiseled upper body. Although there was no 40-yard dash in the workout, Owens ran pass routes and did agility tests and appeared capable of running and cutting without any problems with his surgically repaired knee.

However, being able to run and cut on a field all by himself is quite a bit different from being able to perform on an NFL field on Sundays. And there are some questions about whether Owens is really ready to compete.

Owens’ former teammate Jerry Rice said on ESPN that Owens looked like “He’s just not in football shape.” And NFL Network’s Charles Davis said Owens seemed tentative in his movement, as if he wasn’t sure whether he could trust his knee.

So Owens’ public workout may not have told us much of anything. The big question now is whether any team will bring him in for a workout without the cameras rolling.

[Kris P Lettus]

Merriman out for the season..

[Kris P Lettus]

Pro Bowl voting has started..

http://www.nfl.com/probowl/ballot?campaign=Facebook_probowl

[RoXer]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Treat-yourself-to-the-pants-of-Tim-Tebow?urn=nfl-wp10367&active_dimension=carousel_coke_today&ysp_frm_woah=1

[FearedSanctity]

So are we all in agreement we're voting Timothy Richard Tebow to the Pro Bowl?

[FearedSanctity]

http://i.imgur.com/aKuec.png

[Triple Naitch]

Skip, can you purchase these for me from you participating Arby's?

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/294761_10150419576471318_129494626317_9851447_1930354235_n.jpg

[DaveBrawl]

So are we all in agreement we're voting Timothy Richard Tebow to the Pro Bowl?

Finally a reason to watch.

[FearedSanctity]

Not that he'll be able to play anyway, he'll need his rest for the Super Bowl

[Skippord]

Skip, can you purchase these for me from you participating Arby's?

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/294761_10150419576471318_129494626317_9851447_1930354235_n.jpg
certainly, chum

[Ermaximus]

Scobee for Pro Bowl folks! He's the Jags best player!

[Kris P Lettus]

http://media.nola.com/tpphotos/photo/2011/10/10178636-standard.jpg

murder murder murder

kill kill kill

[screech]

Skip, can you purchase these for me from you participating Arby's?

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/294761_10150419576471318_129494626317_9851447_1930354235_n.jpg

Love the logo on the middle cup.

[FearedSanctity]

Not sure I understand which one of the 4 is the middle

[Droford]

probably the one in the middle of the 3

[Droford]

http://media.nola.com/tpphotos/photo/2011/10/10178636-standard.jpg

murder murder murder

kill kill kill

hes probably just jealous of the lovely flowing locks of hair

[screech]

probably the one in the middle of the 3

This is what I meant. Should have clarified.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Is the helmet number on that last cup 69? Classy, Arbys.

[ddpBANG]

Is the helmet number on that last cup 69? Classy, Arbys.
Nah, it's 60. The year the team was established.

[Kris P Lettus]

http://i.imgur.com/dfgFk.jpg

[Nark Order]

The only fear I have facing the Browns at home this week is falling into the "lose after bye week" trap. I don't particularly think that it's going to happen against the Browns of all teams, but it's still something to watch.

[Kris P Lettus]

Watch out for good teams "sleeping" on bad ones..

Saints do that alot..

[FearedSanctity]

http://tebowing.com

[Ermaximus]

Ok, I voted for Tebow for the Pro Bowl, but I need you guys to help by voting for Daryl Smith please!

[Nark Order]

lol if Tebow makes the Pro Bowl I'm gonna die laughing

[Ermaximus]

I voted for Alex Smith too btw.

[Nark Order]

Voted for Tebow like 9 times.

[FearedSanctity]

Pfft, is that all?

[FearedSanctity]

Don't forget Eric Fucking Decker!

[Nark Order]

I will forget Eric Decker. How dare you think that this Bronco love extends past Tim Tebow.

[FearedSanctity]

But...but he's almost as incredible, and it's not like the 9ers have any WRs worth voting for :'(

[Ermaximus]

DARRYL SMITH, JOSH SCOBEE, AND MJD FOR 2012 PRO BOWL!

[FearedSanctity]

Well I did 2 of those 3 at least

[Ermaximus]

MJD and Smith?

[Nark Order]

Don't worry Ermax, I got your back. Voted for Maurice.

[Ermaximus]

MJD needs the least help honestly. He's the only Jaguar that EVERYONE knows.

[FearedSanctity]

MJD and Smith?

:yes:

[Ermaximus]

Poor Josh Scobee can't get a break. He's our best point scorer and makes FG's like they're nothing but can't make a Pro Bowl.

[Kris P Lettus]

http://i.imgur.com/As6NB.gif

[Nark Order]

I'm sorry. I can't vote for Josh Scobee while David Akers is still alive and breathing.

[Kris P Lettus]

http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/STAFFORD-CROTCH.gif

[FearedSanctity]

I'm sorry. I can't vote for Josh Scobee while Matt Prater is still kicking 70 yard warm up FGs.

[Ermaximus]

I'm sorry. I can't vote for Josh Scobee while Tim Tebow is still kicking 70 yard warm up FGs, and God is holding for him.

Good point.

[FearedSanctity]

70? Is that all you'll give Saint Timothy Richard Tebow credit for?

[Ermaximus]

You're right, Tebow could easily make at least a 110 yarder.

[FearedSanctity]

The week Tebow was announced the starter is the same week Denver had all 53 players healthy at once for the first time this season. Just saying.

[Kris P Lettus]

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[RoXer]

I'm sorry. I can't vote for Josh Scobee while Matt Prater is still kicking 70 yard warm up FGs.

NICK FOLK KICKS 75!

[FearedSanctity]

MORTENSEN BELIEVES

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9971/1319739899520.jpg

[Kris P Lettus]

This is war, Winkersham..

[Kris P Lettus]

Also, so much for diversity in the league..

[FearedSanctity]

Hoge....wat?

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/5745/1319743787190.jpg

[Kris P Lettus]

Winkersham went to University of Missouri..

Fucking homer..

[Supreme Olajuwon]

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RfHKs7HLUoc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I'm having a really hard time accepting that this is real. I'm having a harder time accepting that this is not a parody. But despite my brain's refusal to accept it, apparently this is real and it's sincere.

[FearedSanctity]

http://i.imgur.com/5S1QS.png

[Kris P Lettus]

That video makes me want to shit tears..

[FearedSanctity]

Think I'm gonna start an official Tebow Man Love thread

[Kris P Lettus]

There already is one in casual..

[FearedSanctity]

Oh yeah, that's right. Forgot all about it already

[Kris P Lettus]

http://s1-04.twitpicproxy.com/photos/large/434562120.jpg

[Crimson]

Mmmm chicken flavored cheerios

[Droford]

The pornstar tha Rob Gronkowski may or may not have banged also probably banged Yankees OF Brett Gardner. I wonder if Boston fans will have a problem with that part of the story.

[Skippord]

Jesus Christ Adrian Peterson's arms

[FearedSanctity]

Rapids player Tebowing after a goal tonight

http://s1-05.twitpicproxy.com/photos/large/434692687.jpg

[Skippord]

I hope Tebow Tebow's on Sunday

[SammyG]

lol @ expert picking AJ Feeley over Drew Brees

[Innovator]

The pornstar tha Rob Gronkowski may or may not have banged also probably banged Yankees OF Brett Gardner. I wonder if Boston fans will have a problem with that part of the story.

Good on Gardner.

[Kris P Lettus]

St. Louis Lambs

[Kris P Lettus]

Not only are the Rams winless, they aren't competitive. The 0-6 club is being outscored by 19.2 points per game and has lost by at least 12 points five times. The Colts are the only other team averaging double-digit losses (16.3 differential) this year, though it took Sunday's 62-7 shellacking from the Saints for that figure to plummet so far. For comparison's sake, the 2008 Lions, infamous as the only team ever to finish 0-16, lost by an average of 15.6 points per week.

It seems like deja vu for New Orleans after last week's drubbing of Indianapolis: Winless opponent missing its starting quarterback and ravaged by injuries elsewhere as well. Overconfidence could be the Saints' biggest obstacle, though they claim it won't creep in.

The mismatches are everywhere. The Saints are the league's top scoring offense, the Rams its worst. New Orleans QB Drew Brees is on a torrid streak that should get hotter vs. a decimated secondary while St. Louis journeyman A.J. Feeley is making just his second start in four years behind an ineffective O-line now sans RT Jason Smith. Playing ball control behind RB Steven Jackson would seem to be the Rams' best bet ... assuming they can stay within striking distance.

[Kris P Lettus]

http://media.nola.com/saints_impact/photo/brees-passing-ind-2011jpg-081e783dc404e3be.jpg

[Kris P Lettus]

Braylon Edwards has perfect comedic timing:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/b9YGVQFWV74" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Nark Order]

How fucking dare you attempt to besmirch the good name of Braylon Edwards.

Also, I applaud the Saints mismatch this week. The 9ers will be facing the Browns. Sort of in the same boat unless something goes horribly wrong. We don't even face any real competition until Thanksgiving, not to say we won't somehow fuck it all up before then. I guess you could count the Redskins as legit competition if you'd like to be generous.

[FearedSanctity]

Von Miller Tebowing

http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/von-miller-tebowing-530x378.jpg

[Kris P Lettus]

Some dude teabagging..

http://teab.ag/images/teabag.jpg

[Kris P Lettus]

Mark Ingram is out for the game on Sunday with a heel injury.. Chris "BEAST MODE" Ivory will be activated to the roster..