Game of Thrones - SPOILERS INSIDE

[Ruien]

If that's your answer, next time I will post a ton of spoilers without spoiler tags, both here and in casual. Hell, might even post them in the wrestling forum.

Way to become a main event heel right there.

[Sixx]

I try.

[Ruien]

Surprised no one has taken the gimmick of posting false spoilers on TPWW.

[Sixx]

Tyrion is gonna impregnate Grey Worm and they are gonna adopt Daenerys. How's that for a spoiler?

[Ruien]

Oh hell no. Shit just got real. Everyone is doomed.

[RP]

These Night King memes on Twitter are saving my life right now.

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[RP]

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[Frank Drebin]

Even if they had the Night King, the Jets would still suck.

[RP]

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[Frank Drebin]

Everyone's gonna say how great this episode was, but I'm not gonna. Especially with everyone talking about how those who saw it early had tears in their eyes watching it, I was waiting for something seriously bad to happen to one of the characters that's been around forever and.........we got the deaths of two bit players and one of the small dragons. K.

Hated the battle scene where the 7-9 guys are fighting off thousands of the dead. If those guys can handle things that much why should I think the dead have a chance? I'll let Destor get into the shoddy writing since that's his thing here but overall pretty disappointed here.

[RP]

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[Ruien]

Everyone's gonna say how great this episode was, but I'm not gonna. Especially with everyone talking about how those who saw it early had tears in their eyes watching it, I was waiting for something seriously bad to happen to one of the characters that's been around forever and.........we got the deaths of two bit players and one of the small dragons. K.

Hated the battle scene where the 7-9 guys are fighting off thousands of the dead. If those guys can handle things that much why should I think the dead have a chance? I'll let Destor get into the shoddy writing since that's his thing here but overall pretty disappointed here.

Ya agreed. Also loved how the broke ice in the back half disappeared.

[RP]

White Walkers roll with giant chains incase they be dragging a dragon out of the water.

[Destor]

Reallyt shitty writing. Fucking terrible. Im all in, but im glad there are a only a hand full of eps left, the show outpacing the novels reallyt ruined it. HBO writers are shit. Glorified fan fic at this point.

PS where the fuck did white walkers get those goddamn chains. Makes no sense.

[Destor]

Fucking trash though

[Destor]

Everyone's gonna say how great this episode was, but I'm not gonna. Especially with everyone talking about how those who saw it early had tears in their eyes watching it, I was waiting for something seriously bad to happen to one of the characters that's been around forever and.........we got the deaths of two bit players and one of the small dragons. K.

Hated the battle scene where the 7-9 guys are fighting off thousands of the dead. If those guys can handle things that much why should I think the dead have a chance? I'll let Destor get into the shoddy writing since that's his thing here but overall pretty disappointed here.

Was watching amd thinking "well fuck man you really only need the north." Fucking 9 dudes fended off THOUSANDS. Thankfullyt ravens can teleport too otherwise our heroes would have been done for though.

[Destor]

I really hope no one got paid for writing these

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah, I'm just shutting off my brain and enjoying the ride.

Thought for sure at least Tormund was done for.... talking about how he wants babies with Brienne..... thought that was his cue for dying on the mission for sure......

[Destor]

Yeah, I'm just shutting off my brain and enjoying the ride.

Thought for sure at least Tormund was done for.... talking about how he wants babies with Brienne..... thought that was his cue for dying on the mission for sure......

Member when GoT didnt ask you to check your brain at the door

[GD]

Yeah, I'm just shutting off my brain and enjoying the ride.

Thought for sure at least Tormund was done for.... talking about how he wants babies with Brienne..... thought that was his cue for dying on the mission for sure......

There might've been a few logic loopholes in today's episode but it was one intense helluva ride.

[GD]

A quick question to you lads...Does anyone else find Sophie Turner "attractive" attractive? Please be thorough in your responses.

[Destor]

Define "attractive" attractive

[GD]

I apologize, Destor. I am a bit drunk atm (wicked post Summerslam drinking sess w/ ze housemate ;p)...

What I meant to convey is...do you folks find her attractive in the sense where you'd actually want to be with her (whatever fits your needs) as oppose to just acknowledging her physical features and be on your merry way.

[Destor]

Like is she sexy? Not on the show so much. She's more the girl you mary than the girl you wank to tho.

[GD]

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[GD]

Like is she sexy? Not on the show so much. She's more the girl you mary than the girl you wank to tho.

Yeah! That's been my take as well. A lot of blokes on reddit trying to convince each other that she's not attractive at all.

[RP]

Guru Dave.

Do you find the Night King attractive?

[GD]

Guru Dave.

Do you find the Night King attractive?

I'd let him rummage my behind with a spear 24/7

[RP]

let?

you wouldnt have a choice sir.

[Frank Drebin]

Gendry runs on foot all the way to the wall, send a raven, Dany rides dragons back to the group within a matter of hours to save the day. Sure.

Jon Snow is submerged in freezing water and walks out of it like it was a hot tub without bubbles. Sure.

Dany is able to feed these dragons with....I dunno....grass. Sure.

Thoros freezes to death (dies from his wounds maybe?) but everyone else is just a bit chilly even though they mostly have no head gear and didn't make a fire even though some of them can create it on their swords. Yup.

[Sixx]

Shut the fuck up, Frank!

There are dragons in this shit, there IS NO LOGIC

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Reallyt shitty writing. Fucking terrible. Im all in, but im glad there are a only a hand full of eps left, the show outpacing the novels reallyt ruined it. HBO writers are shit. Glorified fan fic at this point.

PS where the fuck did white walkers get those goddamn chains. Makes no sense.

Inclined to agree, was bound to happen though. fucking marks.

[Destor]

All high spots and dives these days. No one telling stories.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

tbh I stopped watching most of it when Mountain killed Oberyn. The ultimate high spot.

the problem with the show is it's too much "AND THIS HAPPENED AND THEN THIS HAPPENED AND THEN THIS ALSO HAPPENED"

don't get me wrong I think it's fun, and one of the best shows in a long time, but it peaked at the red wedding.

[Destor]

So did the books to be fair

[Sixx]

They resurrect shit, they got dragons, they got zombies...

forgot where i was going with that, INCEST YAY!

[Lock Jaw]

Gendry runs on foot all the way to the wall, send a raven, Dany rides dragons back to the group within a matter of hours to save the day. Sure.

Jon Snow is submerged in freezing water and walks out of it like it was a hot tub without bubbles. Sure.

Dany is able to feed these dragons with....I dunno....grass. Sure.

Thoros freezes to death (dies from his wounds maybe?) but everyone else is just a bit chilly even though they mostly have no head gear and didn't make a fire even though some of them can create it on their swords. Yup.

Not to mention, what happened to all those wights that were pulling and holding Jon Snow into the freezing water?

[Destor]

They froze to death

[Sixx]

You know, like the dead death.

[Destor]

they'll come back as dead undead

[Destor]

Warring faction amongst the Whyte

[Destor]

Game of Groans

[Frank Drebin]

I'm actually dreading the season finale. The Walkers should be through the fucking wall if it took Gendry 8 or 9 mins to run all the way back there. They aren't gonna adhere to anything other than a meeting of the minds and maybe a lil "pew pew pew" between them to make it feel like shits happening, aren't they?

Then a bearded Dexter appears at the end of the credits.

[Frank Drebin]

Seven seasons of "winter is coming" and the Walkers are still fucking marching. Jesus......

[Sixx]

And then the Sons of Anarchy ride in, bruuummm brummm, bang, bang! Fuck you undead, this be our turf!

[Frank Drebin]

Oh man, you see that?? It's Walter White and Jessi Pinkman riding in their Winnebago made out of valarian steel!! Pew pew pew!!

[Destor]

Thats not crystal meth ITS DRAGON GLASS

[Frank Drebin]

Walt is gonna show them how to properly end a tv show!! Everything is gonna be ok, guys!!

[Ruien]

The whole Sansa and Agra dynamic is going really well. Wish it has more air time. They always hated each other before they were separated too.

[GD]

A quick question to you lads...Does anyone else find Sophie Turner "attractive" attractive? Please be thorough in your responses.

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[XL]

Gendry runs on foot all the way to the wall, send a raven, Dany rides dragons back to the group within a matter of hours to save the day. Sure.

Jon Snow is submerged in freezing water and walks out of it like it was a hot tub without bubbles. Sure.

Dany is able to feed these dragons with....I dunno....grass. Sure.

Thoros freezes to death (dies from his wounds maybe?) but everyone else is just a bit chilly even though they mostly have no head gear and didn't make a fire even though some of them can create it on their swords. Yup.

Maybe Jon is impervious to cold in the way that Dany is to fire.

[XL]

Sophie Turner is physically attractive for sure. Can't vouch for her personality as I've not seen much of her on chat shows/out of character, etc. Her portrayal of the characters I've seen her play (Sansa, Jean Grey) I've found annoying. Maybe she's a poor actress.

[Fignuts]

I'm actually dreading the season finale. The Walkers should be through the fucking wall if it took Gendry 8 or 9 mins to run all the way back there. They aren't gonna adhere to anything other than a meeting of the minds and maybe a lil "pew pew pew" between them to make it feel like shits happening, aren't they?

Then a bearded Dexter appears at the end of the credits.

Pretty sure that whole scene took place over a few hours as evidenced by the sky changing whenever they cut back to jon and the guys. Still terribly executed though.

[ClockShot]

Yeah. Not digging the writing right now. Time obviously is out the window for a little while now. But Gendry legging it all the way back to the wall, sending a Raven to Dragonstone, and Dany showing up with the cavalry all within a few minutes was a bit farfetched. Solid episode regardless.

- I had Tormund not making it back. But Thoros gets ripped apart by a bear and walks away, only to freeze was a lame way to go.

- Really enjoyed all members of the Magnificent Seven interacting with each other. Mixed everyone up really well.

- Now the walker army are basically zombies, right? Zombie law dictates they pretty much can't swim, right? So tell me how during the initial conflict a few of 'em fall through the ice and drown, then at the end of the episode, somehow they get their hands on some heavy duty chains, jump in the water, secure the sunken dragon, and haul his heavy ass all the way back up?! I just couldn't believe that. Not for one second.

- The Winterfell mystery took a strange turn. Obviously Littlefinger is pitting Ayra & Sansa against each other. But, I don't know if they're acting or one is going to kill the other now. Next episode should be good.

- The Night King is either way too powerful, or Qyburn's super crossbow ain't strong enough to take down the other Dragons.


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RP beat me to it.

Night King Kaiba pulled out his Blue Eyes White Dragon and is one move away. Yugi Snow better draw his Red Eyes Black Dragon or he's done for.

[Sixx]

Oh man, you see that?? It's Walter White and Jessi Pinkman riding in their Winnebago made out of valarian steel!! Pew pew pew!!

This is detective McNutty, you are all under arrest! Hands where I can see'em!

[Frank Drebin]

Pretty sure that whole scene took place over a few hours as evidenced by the sky changing whenever they cut back to jon and the guys. Still terribly executed though.

Yes, so they should be at the wall, like, now.

[Ultra Mantis]

Tyrion hasn't had a good idea since season 2, why is anyone still listening to him?

[Frank Drebin]

Because if you don't listen to the dwarf, you're a racist.

[McLegend]

I'm all in.

[Ruien]

Tyrion hasn't had a good idea since season 2, why is anyone still listening to him?

Really?

[Sixx]

Yes, so they should be at the wall, like, now.

They got women there. They make stops to "freshen up" and shit.

[McLegend]

I do believe the Night King knew he was getting a dragon, and that's why he hasn't matched on the wall yet.

Does seem like he knows the future. I don't buy the Bran theory though.

[Lock Jaw]

Since they started marching they have actually been to the wall and back several times, because they keep forgetting something. "Dammit, we forgot our giant chains. Turn back everyone!"

[McLegend]

I could see that.

[Sixx]

piss break

[Destor]

Well clearly the have undead black smiths and that takes rescources. Youre going to have to pack their forges with them as they travel. It'll be summer before they reach the Vale

[Sixx]

Also, they need to eat. They got undead bakers and baking undead bread takes time, man.

[Ruien]

Is the finale 2 hours? God I hope so.

It's so going to end with the undead finally reaching the wall. But I want Sasha and Ayra to receive enough screen time to do then justice but that requires a 2 hour show.

[Sixx]

Gonna end with a cliffhanger per usual.

[Frank Drebin]

80 mins I think

[Ruien]

Good. Give Sasha and Ayra like 20 minutes at least. The other 60 can be wasted on the other shit. Little finger going to get got!

[Sixx]

Good. Give Sasha and Ayra like 20 minutes at least. The other 60 can be wasted on the other shit. Little finger going to get got!

Sasha is dead on the Walking Dead. She ain't coming here, brotha.

[Ruien]

Fuck the Walking Dead. Show peaked like 4 years ago.

[Sixx]

Still, no Sasha in Game of Thrones, you dick.

[Ruien]

I am becoming pumped for the season finale. Already dreading the wait for the final season too. Fuck

[Lock Jaw]

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[Destor]

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[XL]

Contemplating getting up at 2am to watch.

[RP]

This season went fast. Cant believe tonight is the finale.

[Ruien]

Nice episode. They went back to saying forte night and crap so all you time traveling haters can chill this week.

Wonderful episode. Next season is going to be super quick. Need to kill the undead army, win the throne, and tell Snow he fucked his aunt.

[Ruien]

Isn't it just 5 episodes too? Geez.

[Ruien]

Does Jamie take the armies with him? 100% they would follow him instead of the crazy queen. Bran wasn't with him when he rode off and Bran won't leave him.

[Ruien]

Maaan, this shit was awesome. Hope the little girl uses her faces to kill the queen. Really think she is the best one to do it. Especially when they find out she isn't coming to help with the undead war.

[Ruien]

Not to mention Theon or whatever his name is needs to rescue his sister and take his uncle out.

It's going to be like all good guys next season to wrap this up.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Nice episode. They went back to saying forte night and crap so all you time traveling haters can chill this week.

Wonderful episode. Next season is going to be super quick. Need to kill the undead army, win the throne, and tell Snow he fucked his aunt.

The Targs usually keep it in the family. So, no big deal. :lol:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Except for



The Dragon who turned heel is named after her cunt Brother.

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha at juxtaposing revealing with finality that Jon Snow is a Targaryen with him making hot sex to Danaerys.......

[Lock Jaw]

Good episode tonight...... really the "topper" for the season of "everyone finally meets each other".......

Also RIP Littlefinger. I guess that custom title RP has had for a few weeks was actually true.

[Lock Jaw]

Going to miss Littlefinger's calm soothing whisper voice.

[Destor]

Nice episode. They went back to saying forte night and crap so all you time traveling haters can chill this week.

Wonderful episode. Next season is going to be super quick. Need to kill the undead army, win the throne, and tell Snow he fucked his aunt.

They said it and still managed to ignore it. It was prettyt impressive how flagrant it was.

[Destor]

Anyways. Decent enough ep. 6 eps left?

[Lock Jaw]

I wonder if Bran's whole thing will be of any more actual use or if helping to uncover Jon's heritage is the peak of his usefulness and the end result of his entire story arc.

[Destor]

He should play a role in repairing the wall. Magics repelled them

[Triple A]

Thought that was a really good episode in an otherwise not v good season

[XL]

I wonder if Bran's whole thing will be of any more actual use or if helping to uncover Jon's heritage is the peak of his usefulness and the end result of his entire story arc.

He's was pretty shit at that tbf considering he can see "everything", still needed Sam's help.

[XL]

Really enjoyed that, I prefer the slow, political machinations, and passive-aggressive talky stuff.

Cersei had me convinced.

Little finger had me like "HOLY SHIT".

[XL]

So Dany is likely to be pregnant. I had a hunch that she may only be able to conceive/carry to term a Targaryen baby, or that only Targaryen women can birth a Targaryen baby without dying (as both Dany's and Jon's (and Tyrion's?) mothers died during childbirth, but I wasn't sure what the deal was with the mothers of the Blackfire bastards; anyone know if they survive childbirth in the books?

[McLegend]

Dany's Mom was a Targayen. I'm not sure about the blackfire's moms though.

[wwe2222]

Dany's Mom was a Targayen. I'm not sure about the blackfire's moms though.

Elia Martel birthed Targaryen children did she not?

[wwe2222]

Really enjoyed that, I prefer the slow, political machinations, and passive-aggressive talky stuff.

Cersei had me convinced.

Little finger had me like "HOLY SHIT".

I expected Littlefinger to go this episode.

I legitimately thought Jamie was a goner in that scene with Cersei and Mountain though

[Destor]

Elia Martel birthed Targaryen children did she not?
Yes

[XL]

Of course she did. And we know she didn't die in childbirth because The Mountain raped her, murdered her, and murdered her children.

[Destor]

Of course she did. And we know she didn't die in childbirth because The Mountain raped her, murdered her, and murdered her children.
HE DID WHAT

[Destor]

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So good

[Frank Drebin]

Really wanted them to get into the history of the walkers/night king and what they want. Do they just want to kill everything? That seems kinda lame since the king and his Walkers seem to have a thought process. We know how what we believe to be the king was created but that's about it.

[Frank Drebin]

Overall a good but definitely not great season. Some good eps but some average and one, imo, bad one which pretty much means this was the worst season of the show since we've come to expect much more from it.

I'm fine with not having a major character die since we're so far down the road and just don't have characters who can be killed who also don't have something to do for the most part.

[Lock Jaw]

Really wanted them to get into the history of the walkers/night king and what they want. Do they just want to kill everything? That seems kinda lame since the king and his Walkers seem to have a thought process. We know how what we believe to be the king was created but that's about it.

Had a dream where the Walkers succeeded in going south and killing everything.....

Then they just all awkwardly stood around like "........ yup"

[Destor]

Random thought: walker can freeze things. They would be able to cross oceans.

[Lock Jaw]

Or the edge of the wall looked like it was right there, they could just freeze the water and walk around it.

[Sixx]

Had a dream where the Walkers succeeded in going south and killing everything.....

Then they just all awkwardly stood around like "........ yup"

Oh shit, you dream about Game of Thrones? You're lame.

[Lock Jaw]

I dream about a lot of things, maaaaaaan.

[Destor]

I dont dream...def not the 3 eyed raven

[Frank Drebin]

Nevermore

[wwe2222]

Random thought: walker can freeze things. They would be able to cross oceans.

If you follow the map during the opening credits, the water surrounding the wall has been freezing over this season but I imagine it still takes alot of power to freeze an ocean.

[Destor]

Theyre undead tho, time is a non factor

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Theyre undead tho, time is a non factor

Does that mean GRRM is undead? Cause 6 years and no book.

[Destor]

Ha!

[Ezra]

Pretty sure the dude died years ago and he is just being operated by hamsters.

[Lock Jaw]

Book discussion, don't click if you haven't read the books:

I wonder if Jon will be "Aegon Targaryn" in the books as well.... especially since there is another Aegon Targaryn who has emerged. Wonder where he will fit in with everything or if he is just gonna be wiped out.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Book discussion, don't click if you haven't read the books:

I wonder if Jon will be "Aegon Targaryn" in the books as well.... especially since there is another Aegon Targaryn who has emerged. Wonder where he will fit in with everything or if he is just gonna be wiped out.

Further book spoiling



Lord Friendzone already stole Book Aegon's tag team partners gimmick with getting Greyscale and hanging out with Tyrion on a boat.

He is probably just a pretender and Jon is the real deal which is why it was an unnecessary distraction in a streamlined fiction.

[GD]

Dat Ass

[ClockShot]

So just watched the finale.

- Anybody notice when the Walkers broke through, in that first scene if you look really close, they march in formation of a reverse Stark sigil? Thought that was kind of creepy.

- Theon grows a...........nevermind. The suicide mission to Pyke should be fun to watch next season, if we go there.

- I'm going to assume Bran got together with Sansa & Ayra off camera and filled them on all of Littlefinger's dirty work. Thanks for everything Aiden Gillen. Hell of a job in that role.

-Night King's dragon spittin' blue fire is sweet. I hope Tormund & Beric survived the ordeal.

[XL]

I heard about the Stark sigil formation but I haven't seen it myself yet. Apparently there was a scene between Bran/Sansa that was cut that filled in all the blanks.

[Sixx]

Fuck the Bran scenes. Little shit is annoying as fuck. "I'm not Bran, I'm the three-eyed Raven". Fuck you, if my kid was like that I'd beat the shit out of him.

[Destor]

beating a cripple is pretty fucked up mang

[Lock Jaw]

So is saying you are a three-eyed raven.

[Triple A]

Bran is cool.........

[Frank Drebin]

Can't wait till this ends in 2022.

[Destor]

Can't wait till this ends

[GD]

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[Sixx]

lame!

[Ruien]

A major reason why I love Got is because of the, basically, build up of Jon Snow.

[Sixx]

I want to punch Bran, oh, I'm sorry, The Three-Eyed-Raven. Preferably in the middle eye.

Also want to headbutt Daenyereyseas.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I hope Clegenamania isn't over after just that little conversation.

[Sixx]

I hope Clegenamania isn't over after just that little conversation.

Err?

Elaborate, please.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hound was like "WTF did they do to you?" to his bro at the summit.

[Ruien]

I want to punch Bran, oh, I'm sorry, The Three-Eyed-Raven. Preferably in the middle eye.

Also want to headbutt Daenyereyseas.

Do you want to make him a normal raven then?

[Sixx]

Do you want to make him a normal raven then?

I prefer a normal raven than a crossbreed with a fly.

[Sixx]

Hound was like "WTF did they do to you?" to his bro at the summit.

I honestly don't remember this scene. What summit? Last I checked he was beyond the wall.

[Ruien]

When they brought the undead shit to Kings Landing.

[Ruien]

Hound will end up being the one who kills his brother. It's clear as day.

[Sixx]

Oh. Yeah, if anyone it's gotta be The Hound.

[Seanny One Ball]

Game Of Thrones has gone forward at a snail's pace for years and now it's bounding along at a ridiculous rate and it's turned a bit shit.

Sophie Turner better get them out next season.

[Sixx]

I think I'm the only one doesn't find her attractive. Bitch looks like a librarian.

[Seanny One Ball]

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You're absolutely right.
Look at the state of this dusty old spinster. I pity the man that takes her on.

[Frank Drebin]

I will say there was a considerable lack of tits this season and that everyone involved should be ashamed of themselves for putting out an inferior product.

RIP hot sand snake girl.

[Destor]

no dicks either. I THOUGHT THIS WAS AME OF TITS AND DICK WTH

[Lock Jaw]

We saw Jon Snow's ass, though

[Destor]

we didnt see his wang tho so its def small

[Ruien]

The hottest lady of all got naked. That is all that matters.

[Destor]

Margaery died last season

[El Fangel]

Finished up everything. I really hope the books turn out a bit more interesting than the mess that was Season 7.

[Gray]

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Not long left now!

[Sixx]

That's a shitty trailer.

[Seanny One Ball]

Funny how Rob Stark grew up to be the only decent actor out of the Stark progeny. He was so wooden early on, then we got a good look at Sansa and Brann and all of a suddenly he looks like a dab hand.
Jon Snow isn't bad but it has to be said the acting quality in GOT is fairly appalling now that they've killed off most of the actual talent.

[Sixx]

Jon Snow irritates the shit out of me.

His face is so stupid, he always looks like somebody stole his toys.

[Sixx]

Oh, Brann's face is also very stupid.

[Frank Drebin]

Jon Snow irritates the shit out of me.

His face is so stupid, he always looks like somebody stole his toys.

It's GOT. He's never had any toys to begin with.

[Sixx]

He had some wooden... ACTING! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm hilarious.

[rez]

Funny how Rob Stark grew up to be the only decent actor out of the Stark progeny. He was so wooden early on, then we got a good look at Sansa and Brann and all of a suddenly he looks like a dab hand.
Jon Snow isn't bad but it has to be said the acting quality in GOT is fairly appalling now that they've killed off most of the actual talent.

Arya you stupid one balled asshole

[Sixx]

Arya you stupid one balled asshole

Pedophile.

[rez]

Pedophile.

Not attracted to her face. She's 21. She's shown the most character development out of all the siblings.

[Seanny One Ball]

Arya you stupid one balled asshole



Maisie Williams is not a particularly good actress. She's leagues ahead of Sophie Turner though, but then Sophie Turner is beautiful so she'll keep getting work she doesn't deserve.
Maisie Williams is heading for a role as the tiny headmistress in a Kindergarten Cop remake.

[Seanny One Ball]

Although that actress does have an Academy Award for playing a little boy so Maisie may not even be good enough for a KC remake.

[Frank Drebin]

Something about the two of them rubs me the wrong way. Very smug. Careers will probably dwindle when this show ends.

Ever since you talked about Turner's wooden acting I can't stop seeing it.

[Fignuts]

She is literally a tree.

[Frank Drebin]

Make like a tree and get outta here.

[rez]

There's a lot of wooden acting. I was just saying out of the Starks she's shown the most development. HER CHARACTER.

[Seanny One Ball]

They should have cast her as Bran so that when he finally does turn into a tree it makes perfect sense.

[ClockShot]

Well, it kicks off tonight.

I'd be watching. But money's kinda tight at the moment and I'm already paying extra on my cable bill for Starz just to watch American Gods.

I'll jump into this thread late.

[RP]

Just saw it! Holy shit I cant believe Arya died in the first episode.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Just saw it! Holy shit I cant believe Arya died in the first episode.

If this is true, RP should be banned forever.

[RP]

The Hound killed her. I still cant believe it.

[Frank Drebin]

Hooray! Blood orgy!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Just saw it! Holy shit I cant believe Arya died in the first episode.

You are still a little shit.

[Triple A]

Episode was fine... Just a setup episode, hopefully stuff starts happening next week since there are 5 episodes left!!!

[Lock Jaw]

Sam is def killing Danerys

[GD]

Sam is def killing Danerys

:'(

[Triple A]

H8 Daenerys's tyrant ass... Hope she “gets what's coming to her”

[Seanny One Ball]

Acting lessons?

[slik]

I have only seen clips of the show on YT but I like Daenerys via having a cool-ass dragon who 'destroys her enemies'

Seems like a lot of H8rs in this thread!!

[XL]

Pretty pleased with the episode. Lots of “feels” with characters reuniting. The (relative) calm before the storm.

[rez]

HOWLAND REED APPEARANCE OR I RIOT

[Lock Jaw]

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What a twist!

[McLegend]

That’s cute.

[Lock Jaw]

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[Frank Drebin]

So we're spending this episode checking in with every character we care about at Winterfell like this is just before the last battle of a Mass Effect game.

[GD]

I didn’t need to see Arya like that.

[Triple A]

Episode was pretty good... Tormund story about the giant woman thinking he was a baby was funny...

[Innovator]

https://i.redd.it/xcwrnd6j5qt21.jpg

[Innovator]

Also, did you guys know the crypts are safe? Totally safe? Totally not a bunch of corpses down there with a guy coming who can raise the dead.

All I want is zombified Robb with Grey Wind's head

[Seanny One Ball]

I didn’t need to see Arya like that.

Now THAT'S a hot pie!

[Innovator]

https://i.redd.it/achxpqmd2qt21.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

I admit I googled her age afterwards....

[Lock Jaw]

Then I googled Gendry's age

[Triple A]

How old is the Arya character supposed to be in the book / show?

[Frank Drebin]

Felt like that was a body double but whatever.

Was a big whatever episode. You'd figure something would have happened by now but they're gonna spend the first 2 episodes just getting various people to give each other head nods from stories that they had 3 or 5 seasons ago.

Will wait another week I guess.

[slik]

I've seen a lot of people on Twitter say they want the Sansa character to prevail over the DragonLady one

What is TPWW's take?

[GD]

Then I googled Gendry's age

An 11-year difference between the two. The actor reminds me of a malnourished Christian Bale.

[Ruien]

I want the north to be it's on shit with Sansa as the ruler. John Snow gets everything south. Or the midget.

[Ruien]

GoT loves incest and wants to test how underage girls do now. Stop hating (I have no idea what her age is but I felt uncomfortable)

[Lock Jaw]

The actress is 22 now, was 11 when GoT started.

[XL]

https://i.redd.it/xcwrnd6j5qt21.jpg

Next week? Nah, Endgame kicks off in 49 hours!!

[Fignuts]

I haven't disliked the episodes so far, as the character interactions have been very good. That said it feels like not much has really happened. I figured with such a short season they'd get right into it.

[Seanny One Ball]

It'll turn out that the entire world is actually inside a snow globe held by an autistic savant who sits there listening to Journey in a restaurant with his family before it fades to black followed by a hastily prepared epilogue explaining that Dr Sam Becket[sic] never did return home.

[GD]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">why is no one on my tl talking about miss sophie referring to gendry as an easter bunny hop hop hopping into that PUSSAY? <a href="https://t.co/aA9budFhwz">pic.twitter.com/aA9budFhwz</a></p>&mdash; maia (@maia419) <a href="https://twitter.com/maia419/status/1120358907074031617?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 22, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[KIRA]

I didn’t need to see Arya like that.

Yeah that might be the one thing in all the Game of Thrones I wish I could have wiped from my mind

[KIRA]

GoT loves incest and wants to test how underage girls do now. Stop hating (I have no idea what her age is but I felt uncomfortable)

She's twenty-two but Gendry is 31 which means he was somewhere in his twenties when she was a little girl

[Tom Guycott]

https://i.redd.it/achxpqmd2qt21.jpg

Made me think of two things: a joke from a comedian I heard during a couple of Winter Olympics' ago, where he said he was watching gymnastics "... and... uh... I didn't know I was a pedophile. I just went down to the police station, and signed into the registry. Officer said: "Oh, so you were watching The Olympics too, huh?!"

Second was the one chick from Interview With A Vampire being all pent up because she was turned as an underage girl, so she never "matured", and all those years later, she was never seen as a grown woman with grown woman needs.

Felt like that was a body double but whatever.

Was a big whatever episode. You'd figure something would have happened by now but they're gonna spend the first 2 episodes just getting various people to give each other head...

...nods from stories that they had 3 or 5 seasons ago.

Will wait another week I guess.

Had to had the pause. For science.

[KIRA]

Felt like that was a body double but whatever.

Was a big whatever episode. You'd figure something would have happened by now but they're gonna spend the first 2 episodes just getting various people to give each other head nods from stories that they had 3 or 5 seasons ago.

Will wait another week I guess.
she gave an interview and they talked about it it was her she talked about how hard people try not to even look at her and that was just as awkward as someone staring at her but she said they were very respectful and they were constantly asking her how she was feeling how much was she willing to do and so on. And as for Gendry he said he felt weird about this whole thing but he didn't want to insult Masai Williams because she is a grown woman. So they just kind of went for it and had fun with it as much fun as can be had in such a situation.
Sansa Stark on the other hand apparently thinks it's absolutely hilarious and awesome.

[XL]

She's twenty-two but Gendry is 31 which means he was somewhere in his twenties when she was a little girl

Is the age of the actor relevant? Wasn’t Tobey Maguire like 30 when he played high school age Peter Parker? How old were the characters suppose to be?

[Seanny One Ball]

She's twenty-two but Gendry is 31 which means he was somewhere in his twenties when she was a little girl


LOL

I mean that's a real reach for a guilt trip. This is an absurdly childish way to react to a grown woman showing her bare back.

[Seanny One Ball]

I was eight once but numerous women have seen me bare naked now that I have pubes.

I know they're thinking about me as a boy though. It's written all over their faces.

[KIRA]

LOL

I mean that's a real reach for a guilt trip. This is an absurdly childish way to react to a grown woman showing her bare back.

Eh dont believe I reacted or guilt tripped anyone. I was answering people thats it.

[KIRA]

Is the age of the actor relevant? Wasn’t Tobey Maguire like 30 when he played high school age Peter Parker? How old were the characters suppose to be?

I was just answering Ruien
Chill.

[KIRA]

I was eight once but numerous women have seen me bare naked now that I have pubes.

I know they're thinking about me as a boy though. It's written all over their faces.

Maybe you never know.

[KIRA]

Is the age of the actor relevant? Wasn’t Tobey Maguire like 30 when he played high school age Peter Parker? How old were the characters suppose to be?

18 and I dunno probably 19

[Innovator]

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[Seanny One Ball]

I didn’t need to see Arya like that.

Stark naked?

[mike adamle]

I hope Arya fucks the night king in the next episode. Not sure how Sansa plans on banging the cockless Theon Greyjoy, curious to see how that goes.

[Gray]

Probably get some tips from Grey Worm, should he survive next episode!

[Seanny One Ball]

Penectomy patients can sometimes still achieve orgasm.

[Lock Jaw]

Seanny has detailed files.

[Seanny One Ball]

Better to have detailed flies so you don't perform the procedure by mistake

[GD]

LOL

I mean that's a real reach for a guilt trip. This is an absurdly childish way to react to a grown woman showing her bare back.

Seanny is correct.

[XL]

So, episode 3 Deadpool?

Who’s saying bye?

[Frank Drebin]

Damn. That was something.

Some things really bothered me about it though....

So after years and years of build to the dead, they get defeated in a single episode? I get that Cersei is the real "big bad" of the show, but....really?? No more backstory or explanation of the Night King or any of that? I dunno. Felt as rushed as alot of shit has these last two seasons.

[Lock Jaw]

Damn. Just watched.

I have a feeling that the mythology will get fleshed out more in these final episodes by Bran. Because now it is essentially a world without "Death", which makes me think that Bran is going to have to make a new Night King, because there must always be a Night King to have balance in the world. Which would explain also why the Children of the Forest made the White Walkers in the first place....

[Lock Jaw]

I really wanted sometime during this episode just a cutaway of Cersei drinking wine in King's Landing.

[Fignuts]

Damn. Just watched.

I have a feeling that the mythology will get fleshed out more in these final episodes by Bran. Because now it is essentially a world without "Death", which makes me think that Bran is going to have to make a new Night King, because there must always be a Night King to have balance in the world. Which would explain also why the Children of the Forest made the White Walkers in the first place....

They didn't make them for some sort of natural balance. They made them because they were at war with mankind.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I really wanted sometime during this episode just a cutaway of Cersei drinking wine in King's Landing.

She was in the preview for the next episode could have been sipping on wine. Only watched it once.

[XL]

Everyone: How in Seven Hells are we going to beat The Night King?
Arya: Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[Lock Jaw]

They didn't make them for some sort of natural balance. They made them because they were at war with mankind.

Yeah... forgot they revealed why they made them already....

[Innovator]

The book reading subreddit is having a hissy fit today

[Gray]

The battle seemed so fast paced with whizzing camera shots to even know where the frig you were especially at the beginning. Seemed unncessary especially as it was dark too.

So The Night King goes through all these seasons and not once did he utter a word, not even fuckin abrakadabra to raise the dead. After all that rough and tumble, while I did mark out somewhat about it I felt that it just ended up being so fast paced... I would have thought they would have left some of the battle into episode 4.

Shame we didn't get any Ned Stark cameo, or even Lady Stoneheart if only for a fleeting second. Good to see Tyrion and Sansa though, he was always right for her...

So in the end we will have Jon and Dany as Stark/Targaryan, Arya and Gendry as Stark/Baratheon and maybe Sansa/Tyrion as Lannister/Stark? That is their dynasty sorted right there..

[Gray]

ALSO!!! Where is Ghost!!!!! I refuse to believe he perished!!! I seen him run with the dothraki but that was it then!

[Rammsteinmad]

Frantic and exciting episode! My only real complaint was a lot of the "dark" scenes at the beginning. I could barely see anything.

I felt bad for all the Unsullied for covering the retreat. Absolutely insurmountable odds, but they stood their ground. The way the dead were charging in waves was like the zombies in World War Z.

[Innovator]

ALSO!!! Where is Ghost!!!!! I refuse to believe he perished!!! I seen him run with the dothraki but that was it then!

He's in the next episode preview

[KIRA]

Wipes out a swath of warriors, Wun Wun(rip bro) and a motherfucking dragon
Gets Shanked by Neds youngest daughter.
Night King indeed.

[GD]

Just watched that big moment in the third episode. Holy shit! Oh my fucking GOD! Wow!

[Ruien]

Frantic and exciting episode! My only real complaint was a lot of the "dark" scenes at the beginning. I could barely see anything.

I felt bad for all the Unsullied for covering the retreat. Absolutely insurmountable odds, but they stood their ground. The way the dead were charging in waves was like the zombies in World War Z.

Hated the dark scenes.

[Triple A]

Wish HBO Go aired in higher quality... Dark scenes with all the massive pixelation looked like shit

[GD]

Wish HBO Go aired in higher quality... Dark scenes with all the massive pixelation looked like shit

It was a similar experience on Hulu.

[mitchables]

when the night king walked out of the flames a bunch of people started theorising that he is a targaryen despite that making absolutely zero sense

why do fans have to complicate everything needlessly, clearly he was unburnt because he is a powerful ancient magical being. not everything is something. come on

[mitchables]

also yeah the darkness was pretty terrible. we tried to combat it by varying brightness/contrast/colour warmth settings on our tv but that just made the pixellated blackness even worse

[Fignuts]

when the night king walked out of the flames a bunch of people started theorising that he is a targaryen despite that making absolutely zero sense

why do fans have to complicate everything needlessly, clearly he was unburnt because he is a powerful ancient magical being. not everything is something. come on

You can’t blame people for theorizing stuff in a show full of so many plot twists. And I don’t think the Night King being a Targarean is crazy at all. There’s been tons of Targareans throughout Westeros history and we don’t know everything about them.

It’s a lot less crazy than Tyrion being a time traveling Targarean anyway.

[Frank Drebin]

All that foreshadowing for one (albeit sweet af) episode. White Walkers were shown in the first scene of the entire series and now they're done just like that?? Winter was coming....and coming....and coming....aaaand.....it lasted one night. I dunno man....