Game of Thrones - SPOILERS INSIDE

[Innovator]

Brienne ain't nothing to fuck with

[Innovator]

Reading the reactions to the different subreddits (/r/asoiaf and /r/gameofthrones) is fantastic

[Heisenberg]

I thought Davos was going to get all up in Jon Snow's piss for not bowing to Stannis, I'm glad Stannis didn't belittle Snow.

[Innovator]

You know Jon was looking at Melisandre thinking "Redhead. Awesome."

[Heisenberg]

Castle Black Boner

Boner Beyond the Wall

[Hanso Amore]

Was really hoping that when the hound was at the cliff edge that briene was going to break out a Texas Tornado Discus punch. Then the hound would sell it like Mr Perfect over the cliff.

[RoXer]

BAH GAWD

KING!

THAT'S STANNIS BARATHEON'S MUSIC!!!!!

[Hanso Amore]

THROUGH HELL FIRE AND RHYLORS LIGHT, STANNIS IS COMING FOR (MC)MANCE

[Corporate CockSnogger]

That was sweet. Some really bad cgi though.

[KIRA]

killing a man while hes on the thunder bucket dirty pool

You couldve at least let him finish and stand up to die properly

[Corporate CockSnogger]

With the hound and Tywin dead now, I think I'm down to 4 characters I like.

[KIRA]

With the hound and Tywin dead now, I think I'm down to 4 characters I like. Not certain the hound is dead.

[ClockShot]

Was totally hoping Shae would start talking when the camera panned slowly to her face after Dinklage choked her out.


Would have hit the floor laughing.

[Sixx]

Finally gave in and started watching this. Finishing season one now.

Drogo is pretty black metal.

[VSG]

Pretty sure he's gonna get Strong Belwas'd. Definitely would have made Bran's story a lot cooler. But then again, in the books, not a lot was happening with him.. for very long periods of time. As long as they don't give the Belwas treatment to Lady Stoneheart all will be fine.

:'(

[XL]

So, the Shae-Tywin thing, are we suppose to read it that they got together after all the stuff with Tyrion or are we suppose to work out that Tywin has been fucking with Tyrion from the very beginning like he did with his wife?

[Hanso Amore]

we are to read she is a whore, who betrayed him and got with her father.

[Requiem]

There are a few possibilities.

One, is that Tywin is a total and complete hypocrite, who scorns his son for whoring while bedding them himself. It shows that he is just like any other man in Westeros - he has desires just like any man, and he shits, just like every other person in Westeros.

The other, is that Varys planned the whole thing. He waited until Tywin went to use the latrine, then put Shae in his bed with the necklace of the hand around her neck, for Tyrion to find. Then he gets Jaime to let him out and lead him past the area in a way that Tyrion would know exactly where he is. This would make it look as if Tywin were a hypocrite and would just look worse after the deed was done. It would also give Tyrion some much needed vengeance because only Varys knows where Tyrion is going, which is obviously far away from here.

There's also the possibility that it was a combination of these of course, Varys planned the whole thing, minus setting Shae up. It could have been Tywin's own hypocrisy that was his undoing here, while Varys at least made the connections so that it could happen under Tyrion's own will.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I read the killing of Shae in the books to be more like straight up murder than self-defense in an attack.

[Requiem]

Oh, it definitely was. In the books, she tries to talk her way out of it, and it infuriates him even more.

[Innovator]

http://i.imgur.com/OeFMFpT.gif

[Lock Jaw]

I feel like that gif should have that little kid who killed Ygritte nodding at the end, not Stannis.

[Sixx]

The hell is going on in that gif?

Looks like a skeleton stepping on landmines.

[Heisenberg]

Ser Paul Davos: My Highness, Stannis Baratheon, conquered the wildling's streak. Do you know who you're talking to boyee????? //Puts on shades// **Too Cool theme** shift left, shift right, Rikishi dance, Rikishi dance. Cut my music, I can't read that well

[XL]

The whole scene with the skeletons coming up through the snow was very reminiscent of a Zelda game.

[Triple A]

that whole scene was some harry potter sh*t..

[Triple A]

was cool though...

[Heisenberg]

Jojen looked like Adam Banks from The Mighty Ducks, thought he was playing for the other team the whole time.

[Requiem]

Kind of curious what everyone thought about that scene. I don't remember it very well from the books, but I don't recall it happening with so much flair and 'fantasy' elements. Any book readers care to catch me up on how that scene compares?

[XL]

I'd almost be inclined to say it was "too far into fantasy" but in a series that's had dragons, giants, ice zombies and shadow monsters I guess it's par for the course.

[Sixx]

Just started season 3.

What bugs me the most are those horrible CGI dragons.

Bronn rules.

[parkmania]

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[KIRA]

The whole scene with the skeletons coming up through the snow was very reminiscent of a Zelda game.

I started thinking good god its Skyrim

[Sixx]

Got a question about season 4.

Why does Bran feel the need to go beyond The Wall? I mean, is that only cause of that raven he keeps dreaming about and he somehow figures out that raven is trying to lead him there or was there something I missed? It's kinda weird how he didn't even bother trying to find Jon after seeing him outside that tower or mill or whatever that was they were hiding in and didn't follow Sam to the place he'd most likely find Jon, cause he was so hell bent on going north.

[Lock Jaw]

Jojen told him to do it, that it was his density

[Jura]

It's one of those times where a Stark is close to another but somehow just misses each other.

[VSG]

Density

[Jura]

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[Sixx]

Shit, just watched the last episode.

The Hound with the cunt punt, that was fuckin' glorious.

[Jura]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Pretty fucking good except for Ser Friendzoned.

[Jura]

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[Innovator]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Soon. Soon.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[KIRA]

Bolton's head on a pike, The North

Stannis wants all the right things why haven't we elected this motherfucker yet?

Vote Stannis!

[Lock Jaw]

But he would be cruel to people who break the law!

[Heisenberg]

Stannis has a following here at Dubs Landing, I'd watch your tongue and bend the knee next time you even think of speaking ill of the One True King.

[XL]

So, the first 4 episodes leaked online, apparently.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Game of Thrones seems to attract people to it that aren't really fans of the subject, but just want to know what's happening before everyone else.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Well they could read the books and be somewhat ahead.

[Requiem]

So, the first 4 episodes leaked online, apparently.

Yeah, already watched them. Good stuff. Now I have to wait a month for a new episode. :(

[VSG]

Saw 3 episodes so far, kinda wish I hadn't.

Also, the amount of deviation from the books this time round is quite high.

[KIRA]

Bolton's head on a pike, The North

Stannis wants all the right things why haven't we elected this motherfucker yet?

Vote Stannis!



Now I remember why he's not getting the vote

That red bitch is still on his payroll.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Saw 3 episodes so far, kinda wish I hadn't.

Also, the amount of deviation from the books this time round is quite high.

They have to try to make something out of books that are leading to something big. Seems like book 4 and 5 were just waiting for things to happen than stuff actually happening. 1 or 2 seasons of television waiting for something to happen isn't going to cut it when it's only 10 episodes a year.

[Requiem]

Kinda thought that about book 4, except for a couple characters that were doing a lot of shit. But Book 5 was a lot of shit happening. I need to reread book 5 honestly, because I forgot some of the things that happened but a friend who has read them all more times than me was reminding me of all these things that happen in it, and I was like 'daaaaaamn' and we were listening to the audiobooks while driving a couple times and I was hearing all this shit I didn't remember. Some big things happen in book 5.

[VSG]

They have to try to make something out of books that are leading to something big. Seems like book 4 and 5 were just waiting for things to happen than stuff actually happening. 1 or 2 seasons of television waiting for something to happen isn't going to cut it when it's only 10 episodes a year.

I expected the TV show to go ahead with the story, and I am sure they will too. The deviations to this extent were not expected, which isn't a complaint necessarily. Two versions of the story is cool to have.

[KIRA]

I also notice Cercie is starting to drink ALOT shes doing the very things she chided her late husband for interesting.....

[ClockShot]

Why is it that in most movies/books that when someone is about to be burned alive, someone swoops for the mercy kill?

[KIRA]

Because being burned alive is an unbelievably fucked up way to die even in the most brutal settings.

[Requiem]

I thought it was a hell of a manly thing for Jon to do, given the circumstances.

[KIRA]

Yea let the man die with dignity I wonder if that pissed off Stannis or Milisandre tho

I feel really bad for Brienne

[Lock Jaw]

Very "psyched" that they added Bronn back into the show.

[Innovator]

I worry for Bronn

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Indeed. Jerome from Robson and Jerome is easily the best character on the show.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

That was boring. I think I've zoned out on every character they've introduced since about mid way through season 2. No idea what's even going on.

[Lock Jaw]

That is part of the reason why I am glad Bronn is back.... One of the "classic" likeable characters on the show....

With The Hound gone, really needed another guy "you actually care about" on the show.

[Lock Jaw]

But yeah, probably only got brought back to be killed in grisly fashion, though.

[KIRA]

Is there a thing where fat sidekicks have to named Sam?
anyway I did like him not just sitting and being insulted by a guy he knows to be a pussy.

Next on the chopping block Bronn YOU ALL KNOW IT!

[Triple A]

I liked episode 3.

First 2 episodes were "ok," I feel. "Setup" episodes... episode 3 was cool though

[KIRA]

Jon Snow now that is how you fucking pull rank.

[ClockShot]

All he's missing is a tin star and a cowboy hat from that costume of his.

[KIRA]

Other stuff: I just wanted to hug Brienne while she was telling her story
and yea Renly was awesome really liked him as short as his time was.

Stannis is a humorless asshole but goddamn he has a weird charisma I don't think he even knows he has.

[Sixx]

Man, it would be so much cooler if Jon Snow accepted Stannis' offer.

Heartbroken.

[KIRA]

Man, it would be so much cooler if Jon Snow accepted Stannis' offer.

Heartbroken.

I have suspicions/theory that Jon is already a Stark.....

[Sixx]

I have suspicions/theory that Jon is already a Stark.....

Not legimately.

There've been many theories, like that he's actually the son of Lyanna Stark and Rhaegar Targaryen and whatnot.

If he accepted, he could just rule the fuck outta Winterfell and go to war.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Eff Jon Snow. So dull.

[ClockShot]

Worried about Jonathan Pryce being on the show. If the formula holds true for him. Nice cast pickup regardless.

Starling City better do a head count. They'll find they're missing a cast member. :)

[Sixx]

Maybe he wouldn't be if he wasn't always "I made a promise" blah blah blah and just accepted. Stupid cunt.

Anyway, Bronn and the faceless man are currently the best. Though I want that faceless man to finally start killing again instead of being a monk or whatever.

[KIRA]

Then again maybe he is Ned's kid as his adherence to honor does border on the RIDICULOUS how different would the entire realm be if Ned wasn't so stupidly committed to his word(but it also probably saved Jons life)

Also I don't see the downside to Stannis offer you'd think stomping the Boltons into the fucking ground would be a sweet sweet deal.

Oh and LOL @ High Sceptum and Maester

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Really surprised they had Tommen go to Bang City. He's supposed to be like what? 10?

[KIRA]

Think he's aged up in the show

[Triple A]

How much is everyone supposed to have aged at this point, according to the book? Are they still supposed to be like the same age, or is it like years down the line... how old is Daenerys supposed to be at this point

[The Destroyer]

Going by the books it's only about a year and a half to two years after the stuff that happens in season 1.

[RP]

Pretty great ending, but why did it end 8 minutes early??

[Lock Jaw]

Hope that Ser Barristan pulls through....

[Triple A]

Am I supposed to know who the gold mask guys are or are you not supposed to know yet... just checking in case I missed something...

[Lock Jaw]

They are the former slave owners/high society.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

and some slaves who want to be back with their masters.

[KIRA]

Thats how it starts marriage is going great then your bitch of a mother in law has to stick her nose in and fuck it all up.

I'm curious do Danerys dragons actually care anything for her? They seem like they just kinda do their own thing and shes a bit frightened of them.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Mothers lose control of their children as they grow up. Plus they be dragons.

[Ruien]

I would be scared of the them too. Just because the dragons can't put you down with their fire does not mean the dragons can't swipe or eat her. Plus she locked them in a dark ass cave.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Forgot I had already seen this one a few days ago :(

[RP]

Hope that Ser Barristan pulls through....

Judging by the previews, he didn't. I bet that Sullied fellow did. That dude was bad ass.

[Ruien]

Little Finger better not fuck up and get Lady Stark killed.

The tiny Sullied dude is a beast. Why did the rest of the Sullied get their ass kicked so easily? They are suppose to be some insane fighting machines right?

[KIRA]

Little Finger better not fuck up and get Lady Stark killed.

The tiny Sullied dude is a beast. Why did the rest of the Sullied get their ass kicked so easily? They are suppose to be some insane fighting machines right?

Thats what I said why are these supposedly elite bad asses getting beat so badly? (numbers and Grey Worm) aside the unsullied were supposed to be hardcore

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Home field advantage. They aren't trained to fight pussies who hide and shit. They are trained for open warfare as cannon fodder.

[Ruien]

It was like 10 on 20 in that hallway. They are trained to take massive amounts of pain and kill the fuck out of people. They were trained to fight as a unit. No, you are not going to tell me some slave fuckers and high born assholes are really winning that 20 on 10 fight. Sure then it was 2 against 10 in the open court or whatever that was fine. But it was a standoff that the Sullied should have won easily.

[The Destroyer]

Hope that Ser Barristan pulls through....
Can but hope. It doesn't look good though.

[The Mask]

Boring episode

[ClockShot]

A lot of blood coming out of Grey Worm and Selmy. Ain't looking good for both of them. Hope both pull through, but I'm thinking only 1 does.

Bad production/editing on that scene with the Sand Snakes if you ask me. 1 minute that chick is blabbing about Oberyn. The next, there's a spear in that guys head. Like I blinked and I missed the grab and throw.

[Lock Jaw]

Been digging all of these changes from the books.... with the exception of the death of Ser Barristan... feel like he definitely should not be gone.... terrible change....

[Lock Jaw]

Brienne and Sansa stories like 10x more interesting than the books, though....

[Triple A]

Been digging all of these changes from the books.... with the exception of the death of Ser Barristan... feel like he definitely should not be gone.... terrible change....

What are a couple of the major changes (that you are digging)? no spoilers please if possible......

[Triple A]

Glad that there is an emerging prominent "sadistic" heel character again (Ramsay)... was really lacking without Joffrey

Ramsay's mistress/gf character or whatever is smokin' hot also damn.....

[Lock Jaw]

What are a couple of the major changes (that you are digging)? no spoilers please if possible......

Well, like I mentioned, Brienne and Sansa storylines.... way more interesting in the show...

[Ruien]

It was like 1 scene per character. Kind of hard to get really invested into this when there is SOOOOO much content. Only 2 more episodes to finish this? Ehhhh I guess.

[Ruien]

Maybe winter will finally come at the end of Season 5.

[Triple A]

It was like 1 scene per character. Kind of hard to get really invested into this when there is SOOOOO much content. Only 2 more episodes to finish this? Ehhhh I guess.

There are 10 episodes

[Frank Drebin]

First time I had to look up various "lore" after this episode. Haven't read GOT so when something feels rushed, I assume it's been more fleshed out in the books. Had to look up whatever that "doom" stuff was that they were talking about but stopped there. Hoping that those stone guys or whatever they are get some kind of back story filled in since that all came out of nowhere and is obvs going to have repercussions.

[Lock Jaw]

All I understand about the Stone Men from the books has been revealed in the show....

People with "greyscale" get sick and their skin gets all cracked and "stone like" and they become mindless beasts, and their touch infects others with the disease... and for some reason people send them to go live in the ruins of Valyria instead of killing them.

[Ultra Mantis]

They have been sharing little stories about the greyscale quite frequently this season, the scenes with Shireen and Gilly / Stannis were very expositiony on the subject.

[ClockShot]

I know we usually get a big battle episode at back end of the season. But with Stannis on the march to Winterfell, think we'll see some action next week or the week after?

[VSG]

I am still in two minds about how Tyrion is getting to Meereen, and who ended up with the Greyscale.

[Triple A]

Ramsay/Sansa storyline is cool

Arya storyline is an effing snoozefest so far

[Sixx]

Ramsay/Sansa storyline is cool

Arya storyline is an effing snoozefest so far

Is she still fuckin' brooming?

[Triple A]

ya

[ClockShot]

After last night's Littlefinger mind games, I have NO CLUE who's walking out Winterfell alive when it eventually hits the fan.

Tommen vs. Robin Arryn. Loser is the worse ruler of Westeros.

[Sixx]

This season is kinda shit so far.

I binge watched all the previous seasons in a matter of days, now I'm like 3 or 4 episodes behind and I don't give a shit.

[Destor]

I think sundays ep was tougher to watch than the red wedding

[Lock Jaw]

Def heartbreaking to see Sansa finally "become a woman".... Was hoping for a last minute face turn from Theon who would snap and toss Ramsay down a ventilation shaft.... then tell Sansa that her bros were alive....

[VSG]

So much drama over this. Have people already forgotten Jaimie legit raping Cersei?

[Destor]

So much drama over this. Have people already forgotten Jaimie legit raping Cersei?

I dont care about rape. I care about sansa. Fuck cersei. See the difference?

[KIRA]

I dont care about rape. I care about sansa. Fuck cersei. See the difference?

Agreed Theon crying in the corner just made it worse I hope Ramsey has a slow brutal death

At first I thought he was gonna try a three way with either Theon or his hench woman.

[VSG]

I dont care about rape. I care about sansa. Fuck cersei. See the difference?

Yes, but the drama all over the internet is not about one character being likable vs the general plethora of objectification of women in this show which is nothing new.

I got nothing about people being upset over the Sansa rape, but making it into something that has always been there is my issue.

[Lock Jaw]

Hot episode tonight... feels like so much happened....

- Hate the F out of Ramsay Bolton... he is by far the top heel on the show right now... want him to get his comeuppance so badly.... Want for someone to beat on his face like Sam got.... speaking of Sam....
- Heck yeah Sam getting some...
- Stannis showing some "emotional vulnerability".... Wonder what he will do.... his wife seems like the more "hardcore" follower of the red faith.... wonder if his wife will kill their daughter for him.... leading for him to snap and destroy everyone....
- Whoa damn, this is happening... Tyrion meets Danearys....
- High Sparrow-Mania running wild on King's Landing.... In a time of war/turmoil all the commoners turning to The Faith to take down the bourgeois.... probably gonna be some guillotining soon....

[ClockShot]

Theon selling out Sansa is gonna come back and bite him. I just know it.

Poor Jorah. Still in the Doghouse.

[Triple A]

What's with the "Aemon Targaryen" stuff this season... seemed pointless to give him so many scenes and spend a bunch of time "developing" his relationship with Sam and stuff...

[VSG]

I have no idea anymore what's going to happen here. Chances are Sam becomes the next Maester of the Night's Watch and calls it a day there itself.

[ClockShot]

What's with the "Aemon Targaryen" stuff this season... seemed pointless to give him so many scenes and spend a bunch of time "developing" his relationship with Sam and stuff...

A theory has been floating around the net with the thinking that Jon Snow might actually be a Targaryen.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Sam and his goofy bird banging was more horrifying than the rape scene last week.

[KIRA]

Theon selling out Sansa is gonna come back and bite him. I just know it.

Poor Jorah. Still in the Doghouse.

I was thinking Theon sold her out to stay above suspicion (which required him to sacrifice her loyal allies unfortunately) thus giving him a better chance to help when the time is right.

I love how Cerci is constantly out-played in this show but she has yet to realize she is nowhere near as smart as she likes to believe.

[Lock Jaw]

How many years have supposed to have passed since Stannis' attack on King's Landing?

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31000000/Cersei-and-Tommen-cersei-lannister-31097766-840-462.png

Tommen was that old at the time of the attack.... now he seems way older.... I know it isn't the same actor, but just the age seems so much more...

[Lock Jaw]

What's with the "Aemon Targaryen" stuff this season... seemed pointless to give him so many scenes and spend a bunch of time "developing" his relationship with Sam and stuff...

He has been around since season 1 and has been shown to have good relationships with both Sam and Jon....

[Heisenberg]

This is just speculation, but I hope The Mountain breaks down the walls and rescues Cersei. Lab Zombie Mountain versus a returning Hodor would be a good match if Bran is controlling the Hodor vessel

[Triple A]

Oh yeah I was wondering what happened with the Mountain... they had that "mad scientist" bro doing something to him last time and then it was just never brought up again right... or did I miss something

[Lock Jaw]

He was "seen" this season in one of the eps "under a sheet" in that dude's laboratory ..... convulsing/screaming and stuff....

[Heisenberg]

^^^


that part is worth going back to watch, 2-3 eps back.


Last night I watched ep7 and was wondering how Cersei is going to get out of her predicament. It has to be the monster formerly known as "The Mountain". I just hope they don't TMNT 2 Super Shredder him cause that's the feeling I'm getting. Zombie Mountain v.s. Biker Hound w/ Hodor as special guest referee would be tight as hell


Plus, Jaqen H'ghar looks like Chris Kattan dressed up like Michael Bolton

[Heisenberg]

Hot episode tonight... feels like so much happened....

- Hate the F out of Ramsay Bolton... he is by far the top heel on the show right now... want him to get his comeuppance so badly.... Want for someone to beat on his face like Sam got.... speaking of Sam....
- Heck yeah Sam getting some...
- Stannis showing some "emotional vulnerability".... Wonder what he will do.... his wife seems like the more "hardcore" follower of the red faith.... wonder if his wife will kill their daughter for him.... leading for him to snap and destroy everyone....
- Whoa damn, this is happening... Tyrion meets Danearys....
- High Sparrow-Mania running wild on King's Landing.... In a time of war/turmoil all the commoners turning to The Faith to take down the bourgeois.... probably gonna be some guillotining soon....


What about the great part of Queen Margaery no selling delicious venison brought by her nemesis? We've never seen her in a cell like that from what I recall, it was nice to see her stick to her guns. I would have eaten the venison and crotch chopped my enemy, but damn that made me love her more as a character so the next time I'm taken captor I'm going to reenact that scene to a tee

[Heisenberg]

In my GoT stride rn, apologies absent.


This last episode is the first time I noticed the sigils placed by the actors/actresses names on the intro vid. It was pretty nice




Bronn's scene in jail was awesome too

[Lock Jaw]

This last episode is the first time I noticed the sigils placed by the actors/actresses names on the intro vid. It was pretty nice

That is pretty funny, because I only just noticed it with the last episode too. Probably been there since season 1.

Also, yeah, Bronn... glad he didn't die... when he got cut last episode I was like "Oh damn no.... he gonna die via a LETHAL DOSE OF POISON now..."

Glad it didn't happen that way.... unless the antidote was just more poison....

[Heisenberg]

went back to season 1 ep 1, the sigils are there, just not as many main eventers at the time to give a piss about. screw it I'm going to watch this episode again

[VSG]

Sand snake who went topless is 19. Dunno..

[Corporate CockSnogger]

When is something going to happen?

[Heisenberg]

Sand snake who went topless is 19. Dunno..



regardless of age, she knows how to poison/un-poison someone with style

[Heisenberg]

Re-watched the first ep, totally forgot about Benjen Stark, hopefully he debuts with a new gimmick/stable. He was too good for the Crows

[Lock Jaw]

White Walker Benjen Stark could be a hot angle

[Lock Jaw]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So much drama over this. Have people already forgotten Jaimie legit raping Cersei?

The rape wasn't in the books when the scene was in both the book and the show. This scene had no connection to the books. Just feels like another "Stark must suffer" scene completely added just because.

[VSG]

The rape scene itself was there with "Arya Stark" , they just substituted the characters. The Lannister scene was turned into a rape. Anyway it's old news now.

[VSG]

That was one cold episode

[Lock Jaw]

Awww s**t, son... business has just picked up!

Four Horsemen debuted and Ric Flair with his best "come at me" pose while he raised the dead... badass...

[Triple A]

Pretty cool... high octane action...

love when the giant bros are featured...

white walker demon guy is cool

sux that there are only 2 episodes left... feels like stuff is "finally" starting to happen and it's almost over

gonna be a "cliffhanger" season I guess where a bunch of stuff is not resolved

[ClockShot]

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Good "mini action" episode last night.

[Heisenberg]

Ramsay only needs 20 men against Stannis and his army? Whoa now, he's not going over with that.


Tyrion sitting with MoD was done great, yet they should cut the crap and start their tag team. He had to bury Jorah and send him out of the city for his own good.


Jon Snow had a little sexual tension with the female wildling and she's a White Wolka now, missed opportunity, the send down to deadXt should do her good though.


Arya and Chris Kattan seem to be gelling into w/e the hell they do.


Cersei drank piss from the floor? I think it was water, but I only saw the woman standing there and figured she just had to pee cause she couldn't get anyone else to cover for her shift

[Heisenberg]

Olly(the kid who is in the Watch after his parents were killed by wildlings) showed disdain for Jon Snow combining stables with the very group of ppl who killed his parents. Gilly(sp?) left the room, but I think she stayed around to hear what this kid had to say, will Olly revenge kill her and young Sam?


Jorah wants the glory of the blood and sand before the stone disease ravages his Khalessi starved body and we may finally see an end to his story by season's end.


Interesting development in Valyrian steel, going to start investing in a sword

[Heisenberg]

My only gripe is that Wun Wun the Giant wasn't provided a Galleon to sail off on, that dude is going to freeze his nuts off in that giant body of water

[Triple A]

miss Daenerys's brother in season 1

was a good heel

[Triple A]

http://awoiaf.westeros.org/images/thumb/1/12/Viserys_Targaryen.PNG/250px-Viserys_Targaryen.PNG

good/funny heel

[Triple A]

miss when Daenerys would show her supple young breasts

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30400000/Daenerys-and-Viserys-with-Illyrio-house-targaryen-30464466-1280-720.jpg

[VSG]

No one cares about poor Wun Wun

[KIRA]

No one cares about poor Wun Wun

I do. I hope he makes out okay :(
Kudos to the White Walkers for showing Jon just how one-sided this fight could be.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I think the show is actually doing better at getting things set for an ending. The books still seem to be setting the Cyvasse pieces rather than the actual end game.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Did the Adrian Neville of the Night's Watch survive? Action was hot and heavy and couldn't keep up.

Edit: Yes, he did survive. The Man the White Walkers Forgot.

http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Eddison_Tollett

[ct2k]

After that episode last Sunday seriously I needed to just chill on my own for an hour to digest it, fuck

[Heisenberg]

Jesus tittyfucking christ, tonight's episode

[Lock Jaw]

Damn Stannis.... you sonuvab***h.... out of all the terrible despicable things done on this show that has to be right up there...

Mega heel turn.... but he is going to fight Ramsay Bolton who himself is a huge despicable heel....

Then we get Meryn Trant in a brothel looking for underage chicks in this episode too.... high amount of terrible things going on in the episode...

So naturally we had to have an "uplifting" moment at the end (after more mass carnage).

[Heisenberg]

I think Jaime was a top babyface this episode besides MoD? Good lord, the Kingslayer who pushed a kid off a tower is a top babyface of an episode, let that sink in

[Lock Jaw]

Arya still a top face(less). Hope she gets to slay Meryn Trant in the season finale.

[Heisenberg]

The way shit is going, the White Walkers might end up being the Faces

[Lock Jaw]

They are there to "save the world" from the constant torture and war that is life.

[Heisenberg]

Stannis, you son of a bitch!!! You were supposed to be the chosen one!!

[Lock Jaw]

Books discussion

I wonder if the show even introduces Young Griff/Aegon Targaryn... they have done a lot of things differently with the entire Mereen storyline (but ended up in pretty much the same point now). I wonder if the show will choose to be more "focused" and just not introduce another Targaryn.

They have left out all the Iron Islands stuff and Quentyn Martell too.

Quentyn didn't really do much other than to show that Prince Doran wasn't really with the Lannisters. Maybe next season they could still bring in Aegon, but just have it be that he's been hiding in Dorne or somewhere else kept by Prince Doran....

[Innovator]

Unless Aegon is a big swerve at the end of the episode, I think he's getting the Strong Belwas axe.

I think I saw a casting call for the Iron Islands for Season 6.

If Jon gets "For The Watch'd" next episode, I can't wait to see Wun Wun wreck shit

[Innovator]

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[Heisenberg]

http://i.imgur.com/k55ak3b.jpg

[Nark Order]

Holy mother fuck at that whole episode. The ending visual was intense.

[ClockShot]

The North is just one big toss up now. Ramsay Bolton got the job done and Stannis lost all his votes for Father of the Year. Can't choose a side since we hate both guys. Unless Davos goes on a god damn rampage when he hears the news.

Got a bad feeling at Castle Black. Something big is gonna go down. Not exactly sure what.

Did anyone else think Mace Tyrell was going to get the Fredo Corleone treatment on his way to Braavos? I sure did.

[Innovator]

I think one of Trant's orders is for Mace to not return

[Lock Jaw]

Book

Unless Aegon is a big swerve at the end of the episode, I think he's getting the Strong Belwas axe.

I think I saw a casting call for the Iron Islands for Season 6.

If Jon gets "For The Watch'd" next episode, I can't wait to see Wun Wun wreck shit



Book
I totally forgot that happened... :(

[VSG]

Yeah fuck Stannis. I also want to know what Trystane martell has in mind for Bronn.

[Sixx]

Yeah fuck Stannis. I also want to know what Trystane martell has in mind for Bronn.

You mean other then having him slapped?

[KIRA]

That cocksucker Stannis has lost all my support HOLY SHIT what fucking throne is worth that?

[Gray]

The arena battle was unexpected for me, though the ending. The fuck kind of ending was that? Danaeres mounts the dragon and then pisses off while her group stay surrounded pretty much since there was still lots of Harpies around?

Stannis, i was beginning to like him! Could see it coming though.

[Triple A]

How come people even liked Stannis in the first place... always seemed really unlikeable to me

[KIRA]

How come people even liked Stannis in the first place... always seemed really unlikeable to me

He is determined, single-minded ,dry in conversation to the point of being unintentionally funny sometimes.

He is also A 5 star badass who seems unappreciated and overlooked by everyone. His claim to the throne is legit Baratheon line-wise and he has shown that as a leader he is fair (torching unbelievers aside if you can put such a thing aside)

But this was just all kinds of fucked up I think his sanity is slipping too.

[Ultra Mantis]

Stannis has always been a horrible dude, killing his little brother with blood magic rather than facing him in battle legit and then bringing about the red wedding / purple wedding which caused a lot of death and suffering for many fan favourites. Shireen was him losing his last shred of humanity and decency, and it was horrible to watch. One of the most gut wrenching deaths in the entire series.

[KIRA]

Stannis has always been a horrible dude, killing his little brother with blood magic rather than facing him in battle legit and then bringing about the red wedding / purple wedding which caused a lot of death and suffering for many fan favourites. Shireen was him losing his last shred of humanity and decency, and it was horrible to watch. One of the most gut wrenching deaths in the entire series.

Oh shit I forgot he offed his far more likeable brother.

[The Destroyer]

Yeah but his brother wasn't the rightful heir and refused to bend the knee. He got what was coming to him.

I did like Renly though.

[KIRA]

I wonder if he is just gonna snap I mean he has horribly killed people who were guilty of nothing more than disbelief killed his baby brother and now this how has he not completely lost it? (His wife might be gone she was already a candidate for the laughing academy before this)
And man what will Sir Davos think?

Also I'm starting to think Denarys is mentally linked to her...children.

[Lock Jaw]

Sir Davos was sent away before the burning. Stannis probably knew that Davos would have tried something to save Shireen, or maybe would even have been able to talk him out of it.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Book
I totally forgot that happened... :(



I think he gets "For the Watched" so he can be brought back by the Lord of Light like Dondarion/Stoneheart.

He is alive now but died so his vows for the Night's Watch are finished. He can then turn ultra face and be the leader of the army against the White Walkers without having to be hold to any vow he made before dying.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Finally had time to watch this episode. Holy shit :eek:

[KIRA]

Sir Davos was sent away before the burning. Stannis probably knew that Davos would have tried something to save Shireen, or maybe would even have been able to talk him out of it.

I know should've said I wonder what he will think their friendship is so strained already it seems.

[Lock Jaw]

https://youtu.be/9FVMEb32ODk
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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

2 people gave that thumbs down. It is the last day they have thumbs.

[Sixx]

Stannis' wife is so irritating. Her stupid face.

[RP]

R.I.P. John Snow

[Lock Jaw]

R.I.P. Everybody

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty pumped for next season now because most of the stuff that happens now will be past the books and all "surprises to me"....

[Heisenberg]

For the Watch

[Lock Jaw]

You'd think that they would have killed Jon Snow before they let all the wildlings through the gate if they were gonna do it...

[Lock Jaw]

I think Melisandre brings Jon Snow back to life.... his story can't be over....

[Lock Jaw]

Would have been hilarious if before collpasing, Jon Snow said "...but I'm not even wearing a watch...."

[Lock Jaw]

I hope when Winter finally comes it is like this

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[Frank Drebin]

Wow....

Just about everyone had some sort of cliffhanger. I hope what STD said happens. I want an ultra face to root for. Everyone else to like is either in peril or not at full strength.

Where did Littlefinger go btw? He was all over the first half of the season. I thought we were going to get some idea of what his end game was.

[Lock Jaw]

Good point about Littlefinger... so much happening that I pretty much forgot about the dude....

I think he was last seen manipulating the Tyrells into helping him take Winterfell from whoever was left standing after Stannis/Bolton got finished.

[Triple A]

Damn that episode was packed with a lot of stuff. Feel pi$$ed off that the next season is so far away.

Where did Sansa and Theon jump... I didn't get what was going on there... like was it a pile of fluffy snow... I don't think they were "offing" themselves right

Arya thing was cool... good payoff... she's not dead right...

[Triple A]

Pretty pumped for next season now because most of the stuff that happens now will be past the books and all "surprises to me"....

Is the show already caught up with the books? I know this season used some stuff from the latest book or something... can someone explain for me "once and for all"

[Lock Jaw]

Sansa and Theon jumped outside the walls of Winterfell into the pile of fluffy snow... trying to escape....

[Lock Jaw]

Is the show already caught up with the books? I know this season used some stuff from the latest book or something... can someone explain for me "once and for all"

There's still a few things from the books not covered, but I feel like if they were gonna do it, it woulda been done already. Also some stuff completely different than the books, but I think pretty much all the main characters are caught up with where they leave off in the last book.

[Triple A]

Ya, just seemed like a far jump...

[Triple A]

There's still a few things from the books not covered, but I feel like if they were gonna do it, it woulda been done already. Also some stuff completely different than the books, but I think pretty much all the main characters are caught up with where they leave off in the last book.

What are they gonna do then? Write new stuff and break off from the book or wait for the new book? Or I heard he gave them like a basic outline of what's supposed to happen...

[Triple A]

Oh yeah the Cersei scene was "crazy." Damn

[Lock Jaw]

Ya, just seemed like a far jump...

I guess they just had to hope the snow was soft/deep enough to break their fall...

[Triple A]

Waiting is so annoying... wish there were like 9 seasons already available to watch

[Lock Jaw]

What are they gonna do then? Write new stuff and break off from the book or wait for the new book? Or I heard he gave them like a basic outline of what's supposed to happen...

I think he gave them a basic outline, but the showrunners have said they might not follow it exactly.... Which is no surprise because they haven't been following the books exactly.... the major plot points and "ending" will prob be the same as the upcoming books, though.

[Lock Jaw]

Oh yeah the Cersei scene was "crazy." Damn

Yeah, at first I was like "aw yeah, boobs" but then I felt genuinely bad/sad for her even though she has been a generally terrible person to people who didn't emerge from her womb....

[Triple A]

Is it safe to read the posts on the last couple of pages that were "book spoilers" now

[Lock Jaw]

No it is not. We were discussing stuff from the books that they left out, but that they could maybe introduce later (but maybe won't).

[Triple A]

ok thanks dude

[Frank Drebin]

Supposedly that was a body double that they CGI'd her head on.

[Frank Drebin]

Who's excited for her new bodyguard?

[Triple A]

I know Sansa's scenes this season were supposed to be some other character. What was Sansa doing in the books then? Don't care if it's a spoiler really unless it's something pretty major...

[KIRA]

There will be two kinds of people left in the seven kingdoms when this is all over the dying and the dead.

[ClockShot]

I'll just say Lena Headey wins the episode last night. I'll have a full synopsis sometime later.

FrankenMountain lives! Keeping his mouth shut until "All the Queen's enemies are destroyed." Rusev & Lana 2.0 for next season.




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[Heisenberg]

Damn that episode was packed with a lot of stuff. Feel pi$$ed off that the next season is so far away.

Where did Sansa and Theon jump... I didn't get what was going on there... like was it a pile of fluffy snow... I don't think they were "offing" themselves right

Arya thing was cool... good payoff... she's not dead right...



Going back to watch the season a few weeks from now, especially since the finale had too much to take in. Think Chris Kattan was playing mindgames with Arya and ended up taking her soul or something. Not sure

[Tom Guycott]

So, just watched... and the "walk of shame" now has firmly placed that one scene from Princess Bride in my head.

"BOOOO! BOOOO!"

[KIRA]

A man may have just made Arya more dangerous.

[RP]

All that Stannis bullshit for nothing

[Heisenberg]

Drogon was working for the Dothraki, that son of a bitch was in it all along!! What a moment Maggal

[Heisenberg]

Arya v.s. Olly at WesterosMania

[Lock Jaw]

Et Tu, Olly.....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Olly



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[The Destroyer]

I think Melisandre brings Jon Snow back to life.... his story can't be over....
Think it's pretty likely. Can see Jon being the prophesied hero that Melisandre throught Stannis was and it's taken her til now to realise that she was backing the wrong horse.

[Tom Guycott]

Yeah, if Ollie can get ran through, fall off a mountain, and still get back on the road to banging Felicity in Arrow "in the real world", Jon doesn't die from a few pinpricks in a world where magic and raising the dead has already been established.

[Ruien]

Jon's death might be the end for me unless he comes back. There are other characters I like but he was the last one I was invested into. Sonya is the goods too but she gets to little television time and needs to start taking charge. If neither of these happen I won't be getting HBO to watch the show again.

[ClockShot]

Random thoughts. No spoiler tags so read at your own risk.

HOLY PLOTHOLES AND HIGH BODY COUNTS, BATMAN!

Stannis had it coming. Didn't know how, but with half his army turning tail, and the Boltons waiting for him, he didn't stand a chance. Obviously, we'll wait until next season to see in Brienne lobbed his head off.

I think Sansa and Theon survived their jump. I'm assuming there's 10 feet of fluffy snow to cushion the landing.

Sand Snakes get the last laugh. War between the Martells and Lannisters is inevitable. No surprise, then again, that was a lousy arc from start to finish.

Tyrion and Varys should go hang a sign on the front gate of Meereen that says "Under New Management".

Those last few minutes.......god damn. I mean, I know Pompeii was a flop at the box office. But that doesn't mean Kit Harrington should get killed for it. Red Witch showing up gives hope. But she lost some credibility for running out on Stannis. Not sure what her game is. The Wildlings will not take this act laying down.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It would be cool if Sonya challenged Ramsay to Mortal Kombat!

It's Sansa though so it probably won't happen.

[RP]

For the Watch!

I said this about 200 times today.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Book Spoiler



Pretty dumb they didn't tease the Bastard Vs. Bastard showdown as the reason for the Night's Watch attack. The book made it clear that they had no choice but were pained. Snow was breaking his vows to get involved after Ramsay Bolton's message of Stannis defeat (unconfirmed to actually have happened in the book) Just a heel attack with the little kid being involved.

[Ultra Mantis]

If that's the last time we ever see Jon Snow it's just plain bad story telling, his death leaves a lot of loose ends never to be resolved and pretty much brings the entire white walkers arc to a grinding halt.

Stannis also went out with a whimper, if Brienne really killed him it seems way too rushed / convenient.

[Heisenberg]

There's the chance that we'll get swerved and The Night's Watch will continue their disrespect by not burning Jon Snow and toss him over the Wall. The White Walkers will raise him and we'll see the end of the crows for sure. Olly will be impaled on a spike or decimated with a iceball.

[Frank Drebin]

Melisandre was sure interested in Jon Snow ' s blood before wasn't she......

[Innovator]

He'll be awoken with her riding him

[Frank Drebin]

Resurection by snu snu

[RoXer]

http://time.com/3981269/game-of-thrones-ian-mcshane/


Game of Thrones Casts Ian McShane in Season 6



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The former Deadwood star will have a small but key role

Emmy-winning British actor Ian McShane is joining the cast of Game of Thrones in season 6.

The former Deadwood star’s role is still mysterious. It will be a small role, but it will still be important, Entertainment Weekly reports.

New episodes of Game of Thrones are set to air in the spring. HBO recently said the show would last at least eight seasons, though the showrunners have said they only want to make seven.

[ClockShot]

Max Von Sydow on board as the 3-Eyed Raven.

[Heisenberg]

Ian McShane, the stepfather from Hot Rod. Niiiiiiiice

[Miotch]

Guessing a combination of Euron/Victarion for McShane.