GAME: Wrestling Scenes from a Hat

[Corkscrewed]

1000 points to Jon. I'm gonna start giving out rep for these as well, unless I need to spread more.

Anyway...

What the XFL should have been like.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Good

[Xero]

Vince: My ideas suck... Maybe we should go with a regular football leauge instead of a gimmicky one...

(Five years later...)

Vince: WELCOME! TO THE 5TH ANIVERSERY GAME OF THE X... F... L!!!
100,000 Fans: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[loopydate]

JR: BAHGAWDWHATAHIT!
MRS. JR: Jim, you don't have to do that. You were fired from your announcing position immediately because you weren't a football commentator.
JR: SLOBBERKNOCKERPANCAKEBLOCK!

[Xero]

(At the beginning of the season...)
Brock Lesnar: OH BOY! I'm really pumped up! I cant wait to be a star!

(At the end of the season...)
Vince: ... I gotta close down the XFL...
Brock: SON OF A...

[Corkscrewed]

:lol:

Oh, and random rep for getting the 1000th reply in this thread. :D

[Corkscrewed]

Rejected tag lines for Gene Snitsky

[Transplant]

ITS NOT MY MAGAZINE!!

[HankScorpio]

I'LL HUFF AND I'LL PUFF AND I'LL BLOW YOUR HOUSE IN!!

[Jonster]

Choose Life.

(Note I haven't watched Raw in weeks and haven't actually seen him do anything :-\)

[Xero]

IT'S NOT MY PROMO!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>"I do not believe that I'm the one to be blamed here."</font>

[Xero]

IT IS MY PORNO!

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>Snitsky 3:17 says I just killed your baby!

[Disturbed316]

Snit Happens.

[Xero]

Do you smell it? Cause I smell SNIT!

[El Santo]

Goddammit, for the last time, it's SNITSKY, not SINISKI!

[loopydate]

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT?

[HankScorpio]

UHHHH..I DIDN'T DO IT.


cheap simpsons quote, I know.

[loopydate]

Oh, that was a mistake, my friend! The Snit just hit the fan!

[Anybody Thrilla]

WHO...WANTS...WAFFLES?

[loopydate]

It's raining men! Hallelujah, it's raining men! Hey hey!

[MRAT=VEGETABLES]

Can you snit it...Suuuuuuuckas!!!!

[Corkscrewed]

900 points to Always... liked his the best, but he only gets 900 because I've heard it before. :D


The Shakespeare version of wrestling storylines

(choose any current/past storyline and Shakespeare-ize it)

[El Santo]

The Tragedy of Kane, Jobber of Denmark

ACT I

[Enter KANE and PAUL BEARER]

KANE: Where wilt thou lead me? Speak! I'll go no further.

PAUL: Kaaaaannnneee... I am the spirit ouf your adpoted fatherrrr...
Doooom'd for a certain term to walk the nigggghhhtt....
And for the day confined to fast in firessssss....
Till the foul crimes done in my days of natureeeee...
Are burned and purged away.....
REVENGE my foul and most unnnatturallll murderrrrr...

KANE: MURDER!

PAUL: Murder most foullll...

Flashback to scene where UNDERTAKER flips on the switch to bury PAUL BEARER in oatmeal... er, concrete

PAUL: Ay, that undead, past-his-prime beastttt...
With witchcraft of his witttttt... with traitorous gifffftssss...
Whose wicked wit and giftssss have giv'n him the Title push....
Whilts you toil in the midcarrrdddd....
Working a much loathed pregnancy angleeeeeee.....

BRET: Hey, are you done, Paul? We need a fourth for our bridge game, and Al Wilson and Pepper are getting antsy.

KANE: Holy Sh--! Bret Hart? And why are you dressed up like a frikkin' genie?

BRET: Um... Well... That is... [runs]

ACT II

KANE: [holding a skull in his hand] Alas poor Katie, I knew her well...

TRIPLE H: [offstage] So did I. Nyah hah hah hah...

ACT III

KANE: Come, come, wife, and sit you down. You shall not budge.
You go not till I set you up a glass.
Where you may see the inmost part of you.
[wiggles eyebrows] If you know what I mean.

LITA: OK. But whatever you do... don't look behind that curtain.

MATT HARDY: Son of a bitch!

[KANE slays MATT HARDY, who falls and DIES.]

[b]ACT IV

LITA: [insanely] Will he not come again?
No, no, Matt is dead:
Go to thy death-bed:
He will never come again.

KANE: [sadly] Poor Lita.

[SNITSKY bumps into KANE, who accidentally bumps LITA out the WINDOW. LITA dies.]

KANE: Liiiiiiiittttaaaaaaaaaaa...

SNITSKY: I didn't do it.

ACT V

[Epic battle between KANE and UNDERTAKER, in which pretty much everyone is dead.]

KANE: O, I die...
The potent Last Ride quite o'er-crows my spirit.
I cannot live to act in crappy WWE movies
But I do prophecy that
Triple H will remain champion for the next
Twenty years, thus I might as well
Cut my losses and give up the ghost henceforth.
At least Undertaker is justly served
In a poison tempered by himself.
The rest is silence.

[TAKER sits up, very much alive, and just stares at KANE.]

KANE: Well, son of a bitch! [Dies.]

[Gone Mad]

"William Shakespeare's A MidSummer Night's Job"

(The story takes place around WM18, when ..he returned..
Jericho is in the theater.)

Jericho: Thou reign shall be greater than thousand years of scold,
For the Game shall return upon yonder soon enough, I believe.
And sooner of course, because this King of the World has become a champ
at last.. which is why.. he returns..

Nosious H: Haha, Jericho.. tis the name of a Lionheart.
Thou must feel punishment for talent I never achieved to be,
The crowd desires the King more, for that, it all must change..

Lady McMahon: You must vanquish this foe of a worthless man,
young Jeritron, walk the noble beast Lucy and the job shall be meaningful.

Jericho: Um-ith.. Thou thoughtis I couldve ..you know... fight Nosious.. and stuff.
The crowd would care for the King to be sent to victory. Nosious hogs spotlights
And thou knows.. HE RUINS PUSHES! ..I don't care about the language! It's true!

Lady McMahon: Walkth the noble beast.. for the good of thy company..

Nosious H (who has quickly beaten Jericho to a pulp): Um..th.. I AM THE GAME! FACE TURN IS GREATER ALL BEFORE NOSIOUS!

Lady McMahon: OH, Nosious! (runs and hugs H, then ruinth the company one show at a time)

fin...

[Transplant]

And now im happy that I take theatre studies.

The Merchant Formerly From Victoria Texas, Now Resding In Manhattan New York, However Not really the Merchant, More The Jew...Actually, he Is the Jew

JBL: Why, tis an enlightened day on thy Rialto, what you say there fair Christian, what news may you doth upon me?

Vincent: Why, noble Jew, it is in my deed to address you, for you are a much worthy Jew.

JBL: nay, nay, twas true, but pleaseth me, what must you tell me?

Vincent: well, mine own industry carrys strife, I wish to take a loan from thou, if thy would be so generous.

JBL: mm hmm, and what shall this be costing me?

Vincent: 20,000 ducats.

JBL: AYE! Well, kind sir, how long would thou enjoy the pleasure in repaying mine pocket?

Vincent: an uncertainty clouds above my head, may I present thou with bargaining?

JBL: hmmm, uncertainty? Well, if e'er thou were in such a catastrophe.

Vincent: if e'er I were in such a catastrophe as in at this present time, I would be handicapped if I were to look elsewhere.

JBL: That you would, but this kind jew would enjoy the company of something, that is until your dept is repaid.

Vincent: Pleaseth me by enlightening me, noble Layfield.

JBL: That poor bleasethed sould by christ, senor Eddie, owneth my surreal life.

Vincent: why, senor Eddie. The man of a many a men?

JBL: What?

Vincent: WWE Champ...

JBL: Oh....aye, him.

Vincent: And what thou taketh from him.

JBL: Hith prized possesion ofcourse. Thy condition that thou taketh thy coinage is'f thou lend me another gold of sorts.

Vincent: til mine burden is repaid?

JBL: yes.

Vincent: why, im certain that thou will carry strong thy company on thou rocks of thy body.

JBL: uh...yeah, sure. Can i have the belt now?

Vince: sure.

[El Santo]

Hey, goneMad00, love your "You sank my Jenga ship" sig. :lol:

[Afterlife]

JR: O Father, creator of both thy Heavens and Earth! Doth see-eth ye people that which is before you; the very knocking of that which endribbles from the warriors' maw? Seem it, to me, these galiant contenders, pitched in battle for a fortnight, renderd brecaned in healf! Lord McMahon, yon bearn of a bitch! YON BEARN OF A BITCH IS HE!

King: Did ye chance a gander at yon wench's breost? Yay! Yay verily!



Eh...worth a shot. :-\

[Corkscrewed]

Oh man, El Santo had me in stitches. gonMad and Transplant would have.... except I haven't read those other ones before. :( But they were still pretty good! :lol:

[Gone Mad]

Now for my complements..

El Santos Halper, I give you thanks and yes, I must say a very funny post there. T-Plant, great punchline. A-life, I rather hear King and JR talk like that. A good effort. Corks.. I am pretty good, aren't I? [/cocky heel turn ..maybe?]

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>

<b>Juliet:</b> Oh Romeo, or Romeo, where for art tho-- <I>*Lita spears Juliet, and then dumps a chocolate shake on her*</I>

<b>Vince:</b> CUT! Lita, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!

<b>Lita:</b> Ric told me that I had to go Spearshake on Juliet, and I didn’t botch it! Aren’t you proud!

<b>Vince:</b> No, it’s SHAKESPEAR! Are you a serious actress, or not?

<b>Lita:</b> Hey, don’t question my tassels… uhhh…. Pancake….. no, not right… Oh! Talent! Don’t question my talent! I played Othello at Cambridge!

<b>Vince:</b> Oh really?

<b>Lita:</b> Yeah! I was at a gas station in Cambridge, Iowa and I played Othello on my phone.

<b>Vince:</b> ……

<b>Lita:</b> I also played pac-man in Detroit!

[Azriel]

well actually Cork, gonmad's has nothing to do with Midsummer Night's Dream.

[Corkscrewed]

I didn't say anything about a Midsummer Night's Dream. But whatever.

2000 pts to El Santo. 1000 pts to Transplant and gonMad.



What Vince is really thinking during writing meetings.

[Xero]

"Triple H iz teh r0x0rZ."

[loopydate]

Hmmm... Maybe after this, I'll go swimming in my money room.

[Xero]

"What's this odd blue logo on the top of this paper? What is 'Smack-Down?'"

[loopydate]

Let's see. Fourteen across. "Ten-letter word for aggravate..."

[Xero]

"Damn... I'm really itchy... I wonder who gave it to me this time..."

[loopydate]

You know what this show needs more of? Poop jokes!

[Xero]

Uh oh, Hunter's gonna be mad... He only has 5 segments tonight...

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>"OUCH! Benoit needs to learn how to give better blowjobs, looks like I'm gonna have to put off his next title reign by a year."</font>

[Azriel]

"Hmm...let's see. Should I give the WWE title to Angle, Eddie, or the Undertaker? Nah, let's give JBL another 4 months. I'm such a genius"

[Xero]

Cant sleep, clown'll eat me... Cant sleep, clown'll eat me... Cant sleep, clown'll eat me.....

[loopydate]

"Puppies." That shit still cracks me up.

[Xero]

You're fired... You ARE fired... YOU are fired... You are FIRED... YOU'RE FIRED... YOU ARE fired...

[Gone Mad]

Vince: Hmm.. Jericho the main event champion.. sounds great.. (HHH hands Vince coffee).. mmm... no, I think Hunter and Kane's unborn child should be co-World Champs and JBL will fued with CCC and Holly for the title, with GoobleGooker as guest referee.. GENUIS!

** HHH hides bottle of ether ** :shifty:

[loopydate]

...open the doors and see all the...goddammit, Rhyno.

[Xero]

If only I could get Jericho a title run... But if I do, no more butt fucks from Hunter... :(

[loopydate]

So, let's see...

Nick Dinsmore's a retard. Check.
Mike Bucci's a fitness instructor. Check.
Carly Colon is a Razor Ramon ripoff. Check.
Rico Constantino is a raging homosexual. Check.
Chris Benoit - Bowling Enthusaist. Hmm. No check. Better tell Steph.

[Xero]

**Darts around in his chair**
Vince (Thinking): Secret, AGENT man... Secret, AGENT man!

[Jorgha]

What stupid thing can we get Steven Richards to do this week?

[Xero]

The fans are gonna LOVE this one!

[loopydate]

Oh, I get it now! It's Venus with an "I!" Like "penis!"

[Xero]

Which of these brands aint like the other... Which of these brands just doesnt belong...

[loopydate]

Hey, where's the cream fi-- Oh, there it is.

[Xero]

DAMN Steph is lookin' FIIIIIINE!

[loopydate]

Hulk Hogan was in "Spy Hard" with Marcia Gay Harden, who was in "Mystic River" with Kevin Bacon. Whoa! It does work!

[Afterlife]

So, let's see...

Nick Dinsmore's a retard. Check.
Mike Bucci's a fitness instructor. Check.
Carly Colon is a Razor Ramon ripoff. Check.
Rico Constantino is a raging homosexual. Check.
Chris Benoit - Bowling Enthusaist. Hmm. No check. Better tell Steph.

:rofl: Made me laugh out loud!

[Corkscrewed]

:rofl: Oh man, you guys have done EXACTLY what I wanted... awesome awesome one liners!!! :rofl:

More please. :)

[Xero]

JBL vs. Hardcore Holly at our first SmackDown! ever in the UK... Can I get any smarter?
Other voice: No.
Regular voice: Okay then!

[PorkSoda]

Hmm, I wonder where Poo comes from?

[PorkSoda]

No Way Out is next month, and the fans want to see actual wrestlers on the card? Nonsense.

[El Santo]

Hulk Hogan was in "Spy Hard" with Marcia Gay Harden, who was in "Mystic River" with Kevin Bacon. Whoa! It does work!

LOL! :y:

[Gone Mad]

I got it! Extreme Footba-- nope, did it.. Bodybuildi-- damn! Is there any bad ideas I haven't come up with ye- MECHA LESBIAN COCKFIGHTS! I am god!

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>First the fans find out that the Diva Contest was rigged, next thing you know they'll find out that Triple H writes for Raw and that guy who doesn't speak English with the sign "Will Work For Food" writes for SmackDown... Think Vince, think.... AH! I know! I'll go to my rolodex of old storylines!

[Aussie Skier]

I love wrestling. But you know what would be even better....wrestling......and football!

[Aussie Skier]

DAMN Steph is lookin' FIIIIIINE!

ewwwwww. i guess we know why its called taboo tuesday now tho

[Xero]

... Titties titties titties titties titties titties titties titties titties titties...

[Innovator]

Vince: hmmmmmm...Mrs. Peabody in the kitchen ... with the sledgehammer!

[Xero]

Rock bakes some great stroodle... But why did he tell me to suck on it instead of eating it?

[tucsonspeed6]

*walks in with his usual strut and sits down with a weird look on his face. Reaches back and sticks his hand down the back of his pants and pulls out a corn cob.*

"Jesus Christ....how long has that been back there?"

[loopydate]

I wonder if Courteney Cox would be willing to come to Victory Road and beat Jarrett.

(Oh, sorry, that's what Vince Russo thinks at writer's meetings)

[Azriel]

Title match coming up. Time for my trusty Magic 8 ball.

[Xero]

McMahon Man... McMahon Man... Does whatever, a booker can... McMahon Man, McMahon Man... Gonna keep, Jericho down... Lookout, Here comes a McMahon maaaannn! That's a good one, gotta write that down...

[loopydate]

How can I blame what Patterson said about Triple H on Internet spoilers...?

[tucsonspeed6]

Hmm....let's see....there's "Attitude". That one was good. "Ruthless Agression"...didn't work out as well. What's next?

I've got it! The next era in WWE programing: "Debilitating Indigestion!"

[loopydate]

Hey, maybe if this Taboo Tuesday works out and the fans pick entertaining matches...maybe I'll base more of the booking on what the fans want to see as opposed to what I think they want to see.

Nah.

[Xero]

JBL vs. Triple H at WrestleMania... IN AN IRON MAN MATCH! GENI... Wait, who would win!? Aw fuck it... JBL vs. A Train and Triple H vs. Michaels are on for the Mania main events...

[El Santo]

Well, you internet smarks know what's on my mind...

....

Meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow, meow meow meow meow MEOW-meow-meow-meow...

[Gone Mad]

.."Super-Nintendo Chalmers"... that's HILarious! Give that kid a job here !

[Xero]

Damnit... I hope Linda taped Barney... I gotta get some new ideas...

[Jorgha]

Chris Jericho is Moongoose McQueen??? ...The topknot threw me off.

[Xero]

Hmmm... What group could I piss off next? Gays? No, done... Jews? No, same for Germans... KKK? Wait, dont want to piss them off, I got stock in their company... I KNOW! PEOPLE WITH RASHES!

[Corkscrewed]

Well, you internet smarks know what's on my mind...

....

Meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow, meow meow meow meow MEOW-meow-meow-meow...

:rofl:

1000 pts to El Santo. 700 runners up pts to everyone else for some nice, quality quips!


Pat Patterson's going away prank.

[Corkscrewed]

Pat: "Hehehe! Hunter's gonna FREAK when he finds out his condoms have been lubricated with Rhyno Glue!" :lol:

[Xero]

A Letter to my Wife,

Fuck you Steph! I'm tired of putting up with your moaning and bitching these past 2 years... Fuck you, and FUCK VINCE!

Fuck off,
Paul


Vince: HUNTERRRRRRRRR!!!
Triple H: Yeah dad?
**Door slams**
(Inaudible yelling)
(Ten minuites later)
Vince: AND STAY OUT!
Triple H: But... But...
**SLAM**
Triple H: Jericho is behind this, I know it!

Pat: :shifty: **Takes a bite of his apple**

[loopydate]

PAT: (on the phone) How you doin' Brock? (pause) Uh-huh? (pause) Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Anyway, we're going to be in Minneapolis this weekend... (pause) RAW brand. (pause) Yep, everybody'll be there. (pause) Great. Can't wait to see you. Oh, Brock? One more thing. (pause) Hunter'sahomowhousestheinternetbye. (click)

[Xero]

Patterson: You're hired!
Chyna: Thanks Pat, you're the greatest!

[Anybody Thrilla]

[Gene Snitsky stands around backstage at Raw, practicing reading from cue cards for an upcoming segment.]

SNITSKY: (reading) IT'S NOT.....MY.......FAULT!

[Snitsky looks away from the cue cards and shrugs.]

SNITSKY: Hmm, easy enough.

[Pat Patterson strolls up casually with a new set of cue cards.]

PATTERSON: Hey, Gene! There's been a change of plans.

[Snitsky makes a confused face.]

SNITSKY: I thought you were leaving?

PATTERSON: I, uh...changed my mind. Here, these are your new lines...

****

J.R.: Well ladies and gentlemen, I've just been informed that we have Gene Snitsky standing by with some comments for Kane and Lita.

KING: Oh boy! This should be good! Gene Snitsky's a dead man talking! Haha! Get it? PUPPIES!

J.R.: Um, right...

*CUT BACKSTAGE*

[The camera is zoomed in on Gene Snitsky]

SNITSKY: IT's NOT......MY........FAULT.......that Triple H is going to retain the title at Taboo Tuesday, the quarter million dollar diva search was rigged, John Cena was never in a bar fight, Eugene isn't really retarded, Stacy Keibler has leg implants, and Vince McMahon has a one inch penis. None of that is MY................FAULT!

[Pat Patterson giggles as he exits the building.]

[Azriel]

Vince: Alright, who let Sean out of his cage?

[Gone Mad]

Vince: Well, Jericho.. HHH.. it's odd to see you two working so well.

Jericho: Um,yeah.. we just settled everything and we're cool..

HHH: Yup, I was an asshole.. AN ASSHOLE... WHO HOGS UP TV TIME AND RUNS OTHERS' SPOTS! THAT'S ME.. AN ASSHOLE! .. I GOTTA BIG NOSE!

real HHH (covered in dirt): ORTON!.. I mean, Patterson!! You tried to kill me! I should - ** CHAIRSHOT'D BY PATTERSON! ..AND THEN STEALS THE WORLD TITLE**

Patterson (removing gorilla mask): See you on TNA,suckers! **escapes, Crash Holly HC title run style!**

Jericho: I did not see that one coming... :shifty: .. **runs off**

[Transplant]

*Vince reads through current roster*

Vince: Who the hell is New Jack?

[Jorgha]

*Vince reads through current roster*

Vince: Who the hell is New Jack?

And why in the hell is Doink coming back?

[Corkscrewed]

:lol:

Awesome stuff guys! Awesome!

[Xero]

(Patterson dials 911.)

911: 911 Emergency, how may I help you?

Patterson: Yeah, I found an illegal substance in someone's bag and I know who's it is... It's steroids... Maybe you should send over a swat team or something... We're at the Bradley Center...

911: I'll send someone right over, who is the culprit?

Pat: His name is Paul... He'll be in the dressing room right when you enter the building from the back entrance...

(20 minuites later)

(Triple H is in hand cuffs)

Hunter: DAD! WHAT THE FUCK!? THEY FOUND SOME STEROIDS ON ME! I DIDNT PUT THEM THERE! HONEST!

Vince: FUCKING HELL! There goes the main event! JERICHO! You're filling in for Hunter and winning the title! I have no other choice!

Jericho: Hoho! All right!

Hunter: WHAT!? NOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Triple H is put in a police car and is driven off, while screaming.)

(In the arena, 1 hour later.)

JR: BAHGAWD JERICHO WINS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! BAHGAWD DOUBLE CHAMPION!

King: And all because Triple H was injured!

JR: BAHGAWD!

[SuperSlim]

Pat: You know what Vince. Even though you don't believe me I went out searchin and searchin and found this talent that is really something else.

Vince: Really?

Pat: Yeah. I mean he wrestled in ECW and wrestles in other places as well. The fans will recognize him.

Vince: So who is this guy.

Pat: He goes by the name... Old Jack.

Vince: Old Jack? Are you sure about this?

Pat: Trust me. Would I steer you wrong? Anyway I think just for old times sake just to watch HHH destroy one more person. In a hardcore match.

Vince: What?

Pat: Just one last main event for Raw. I mean all those years just one more time.

Vince: Aight it's done.

*Raw main event time

Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall. It is a non title hardcore match. intorducing first "The Game Triple H!"

*Triple H comes in and does his water spit thing.

Announcer: And introducing his opponent... ummm Old Jack?

*Pat is seen snickering, good bye Triple H.

Old Jack: What? I ain't old Jack. My name is New Jack!

Vince: What? PATTERSON!

Pat: Looks like you'll be needin a new champ after this one Vinny.

*Pat leaves with a huge smile on his face.

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan><b>Vince:</b> Where's the creme filling?
<b>Pat:</b> I think Ric gave your creme filling to The Undertaker... Why don't you ask him?
<b>Vince:</b> Alright, I'll ask him.
<i>*5 mins later*</i>
<b>Vince:</b> Hey Ric, did you give my creme filling to Mark?
<b>Ric:</b> GOD DAMN IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE F***ING INSIDER TERMS! YOU SONOFA BITCH!
<i>*Naich flips out, pushes Vince out a window, flops, and then we see Pat with a bowl of creme filling with VInce's name on it, and a karzy straw*</i>

[Xero]

(Vince and Hunter walk in to a room and everyone is laughing)

Vince: Hey guys, what's so fun... WHAT THE FUCK!?

(Vince pulls a paper off the board which reads "Vince likes it up the butt!" with a picture of Triple H with his thumb up...)

Vince: WHAT THE FUCK!? WHO DID THIS!?

(Everyone snickers)

(Hunter walks out of the room embarassed)

Vince: THAT'S IT... WH... Oh no... OH NO!

(Vince looks on a TV to see a big banner in the arena with the same thing on it. People are starting to file in and are laughing and pointing at it.)

Vince: WHO THE FUCK DID THIS!

RVD (To Jericho): Heh, that's good one... I wonder who did it...

(Pat walks away from the arena laughing)

[Corkscrewed]

1000 pts to Xero Limit. I liked his Chyna one. Unfortunately, I can't rep him.

980 pts to everyone else, because that was really good. Pat yourselves on the back!

Spectacular Ways to Get Fired

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>King: "And Triple H sets up Jericho for the Pedigree...here it comes!"

JR: "WAIT A MINUTE! What is this??? The whole roster rushed the ring and is assaulting Triple H! BAH GAWD!"

PA: "No chance, that's what you got..."

Vince: "*points at Benoit* You're fired, *Eugene* you're fired, *Regal* you're fired, *Shelton* you're fired, *Kane* you're fired" etc until the entire roster is fired except for HHH</font>

[Xero]

Vince: Hey baby, how about a nice B&J sandwich?
Stacy: Ummm... No....
Vince: :mad:

[FourFifty]

<b>RVD:</b> Hey Vince, remember that song, "Stand Back"?

[PorkSoda]

Pat Patterson: Hey Vince, we cannot elevate new stars because, In my view, Triple H has been hogging the spotlight for quite a while. Don't you think that H should step out of the spotlight and elevate some fresh, young talent?

[Jorgha]

"Vince, there is someone waiting to see you in your office. Something about new evidence in the steroid trials....."

[Disturbed316]

"Gee Vince, your hair is receading alot, you going for the Kurt Angle look or something?"

[Gone Mad]

"You know who was a great wrestler? NailZ. Remember him? ...Vince? ..What about Bret Hart?"

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

http://img22.exs.cx/img22/2238/chavoclassic.jpg

[Innovator]

*RVD walks into the locker room*

RVD: Hey guys, you'll never guess what I got for us ... a little entertainment!

*guys huddle around*

RVD: RANDOM DRUG TEST! HHH, you first

[Xero]

Jericho: Hey Vince... I've been thinking... Triple H, Undertaker, and JBL all suck... How about...

(Jericho wakes up 10 hours later in an ally with a note that reads "You're fired!" taped to his chest...)

Jericho: Wha... What happened....?

[Jorgha]

Jericho: "Tonight on the Highlight Reel...all the women that Vince McMahon has cheated on his wife with...."

[Shawshank]

Rikishi : Hey Vince we've all heard of the Vince McMahon Kiss my ass club, well how would you like to join the Big Kish kiss my ass club ?

or Hogan : I swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan><b>Maven:</b> Hey Vince, check out this web site! They talk about you a lot on the message board!
<b>Vince:</b> Oh really? What's the url?
<b>Maven:</b> Http://www.tpww.net

[Shawshank]

Lynda mac walking past a store cupboard when the fabulas moola comes out, wipes her mouth then puts her teeth in, the next thing vinnie mac walks out doing his trousers up. yet again lynda cant see passed vinnie's wallet so she fires moola for demeaning the company image!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hahahahaha....trousers.

[Xero]

People on Triple H's Goodside:
Flair: I've made pleanty of virgins scream out and bleed!

(In the back)
Vince: DAMNIT FLAIR... Dont do it again, okay?

People on Triple H's bad side:
RVD: I've made pleanty of virgins scream out and bleed!

(In the back)
Vince: GET THE FUCK OUTA MY BUILDING! YOU'RE FIRED!

[Gone Mad]

"Hey Vince, how you doing, **coughcough.. YOUREADICKHEAD AND YOUREEKOFSPAM.. coughcough**.. nice weather we're having... **cough.. IHATEYOURGUTS TRIPLEHISKILLING THESHOW.. cough**.. ... Your daughter's hot, right??.. "

[Xero]

(Flair walks into the room)

Triple H: Oh yeah... Give it to me Vince... YEAH!

Vince: Yeah bitch, you like...

(They look over to see Flair, stunned)

Vince and Hunter: Oh shit...

[James Steele]

Triple H: Hey Chris, Vince wants to see you.
Chris Jericho: Oh thanks for telling me Hunter!

(Jericho walks into Vince's office talking to a writer)

Vince: So I was thinking that we need to push a talented wrestler....

(Jericho is smiling)

Vince: What do you want Chris....

Jericho: That son of a bitch.....

Vince: What? Did that damn Chris Benoit say something to you?

Jericho: No that bastard Triple H....

Vince: He calls me daddy, and therefore I'm a bitch and he's my son so Chris,


YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xero]

(Vince, Hunter, and Steph are all sitting at a table... Jericho knocks...)

Vince: Come in, Chris...

Jericho: Hey Mr. McMahon, what's up?

Vince: Well Chris, I have a little game for you... You see this?

(Vince points to a bingo ball turner)

Jericho: Yeeeah....

Vince: There are 30 balls in there.

(Triple H snickers)

Vince: Shh, hehe, shhh... Anyway, there are 30 balls in there... 29 which say "World Heavyweight Title run"... 1 which says "You're Fired"... I'm sure you know which one you have to get... Now, put your hand down there and give 'er a go!

Jericho: Damn! What are the odds!? Looks like I'm gonna be a champion again!

(5 minuites later, Jericho walks out)

Jericho: God damn it...

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>If at all possible, could the next subject be wrestler's poetry... yes, I already have one planed, and no, it does not deal with Lita messing up or insider terms with Flair (hence, there goes most of my jokes)

[Corkscrewed]

1000 pts to Xero Limit... again. He had a bunch of great ones! :lol:


Interesting wrestling poetry.

[Xero]

One bitch
Two bitch
Three bitch
Blue bitch

Austin: Thank you! Thank you!

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>And now, ladies and gentlemen, an updated version of Jeff Hardy’s classic poem, Insideaway.

Inside a fed...that somebody blew...I am the potential cw champion that they saw through.
Away from fame...I'm trapped inside...There is no room...no room for pride.
Inside a star...that nobody sees...They see the sparkle but don’t want me.
Away from land...I'm trapped inside...I'm sorry I did it...sorry I got high.
Inside a bong...that nobody hears...It's only me...wet from fears.
Away from Matt...I'm trapped inside...I've floated away to the other side.
Inside a fed... that Jarrett created...I've left the WWE...myself credibility faded.
Away from love...Russo makes me sick...I'm held from holding...my ladder is my gimmick.
Inside my soul...that you Double J see through...I am their WWE “star” whose contract says, “I’ll stay with you.”
Away from them...I watch you sleep...I visit your dreams...in peace so deep.
Inside a fed...my career kinda blew...Won’t go to rehab...Like Kurt says “It’s True.”
Hide away...Fly away...Shoulda done it their way.

[Gone Mad]

"Edgeward" by gonMad.. in Haiku form.

Older brother needs attention quick,
heat-less hairy prick,
no real reason for annoyance of mid-carder,
push Jericho instead, talented than other,
30 second pose, Conquistador, is all,
form not really haiku,
Mr. T says 'I pity the foo'!

gon-MAD!!

[SuperSlim]

WWE

When you turn on the TV all you can see is WWE
But really, is it all about the snit known as Snitsky?
He supposedly cost Kane his baby.

Or did Lita botch that up?

Then you have Carlito Caribbean Cool
He knows how to make everyone look a fool.
With a bite of his magic apple, he rules the world.

Heading back to Raw is Triple H you have Triple H
Who is still tryin to get inside of Stephanie McMahon
But realizes that she really is "the big wide open."

I'm endin this thing for now

[El Santo]

I know a man from the Ministry fold
Whose APA gimmick got old.
So he thought it'd be cute
To pull a Nazi salute,
Now he's holding the Championship gold.

[Xero]

Triple H is all over my TV
I wish someone would give him an STD

There is a good chance this will happen
Since everyone knows he's the captian

The captian of the SS Stephanie
Which is laden with an STD

[CosaNostra]

With her career hanging in limbo
Now nothing more than a bimbo
Segments for piss breaks
To get beer for my thirst to slake
Lita reduced to aborted bambinos

[Disturbed316]

Oh look, it's the WWE
Time for another pee-
break match up
Cant wait till this PPV
is finished so I can see
what happens tomorrow night on Raw.

[tucsonspeed6]

An ode to Jeff Hardy--- (I'm a god of Jeff Hardy Poetry)

Jeff, the biggest spotfest in the nation,
Now you're on that FSN station.
You used to be with your bro in the WWE,
And your matches made time for me to pee.
I think you live in a cardboard box,
with your arm tied tight with your own socks.
Watch where you're going with that ladder...
Another match? Time to empty my bladder!
Your talent? I'd rather have the Rock...
Hell, over you, I'd even take X-pac.
After all those bumps, how can you still be standing?
That high won't last. Soon you'll be landing.
And what's the deal with your colorful hair?
The rehab clinic should have shaved you bare!
Oh, and you suck
...er...good luck?

[CosaNostra]

A wrestling old lady named Mae
Was a wrinkled and troublesome lay.
A hand she'd achieve
Is what she'd conceive,
In a bed with a built-in bidet.

[Corkscrewed]

Ridiculous ways to screw a wrestler out of a match.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>*Wrestler A pokes Wrestler B in the eye with a screw and gets the pin whilst he's blinded*</font>

[Xero]

(Kane arrives 2 hours after RAW)
Kane: LITAAAAAA!
Lita: Yeah Kane?
Kane: Where the fuck have you been!? I was at the airport... You said you'd pick me up... I waited... I waited FIVE FUCKING HOURS! And you never showed up! So I had to WALK here! I MISSED MY MATCH WITH TRIPLE H FOR THE TITLE! WHERE WERE YOU!?
Lita: Well, I went to the stop and you werent there! I stood there 5 hou...
Kane: Wait, "stop"?
Lita: Yeah... It had a picture of a bus, but I knew it was the airplane stop since there were those wheely stairs there...
Kane: OH MY GOD...

[The Highlander]

Haas is ready to make the pin, Dawn Marie runs in...rapid fire multiple headbutts to the groin! And she's still doing it...and....still going...huh?

[Disturbed316]

*Wrestler A has Wrestler B in a submission move and the ref calls for the bell even though he didn't tap*

:shifty:

[CSL]

<font color=white>Bag of popcorn shot to the head followed by the 3-count</font>

[Impact!]

wrestler A shoots a dart into Wrestler B then shaves his head bald

Hmmmmm now where have i heard that before? :roll: :shifty:

[Xero]

(Triple H is facing Jericho in the main event of a PPV...)
(Triple H tears his quad)
Hunter: OH GOD! MY LEG! IT'S TORN AGAIN! JERICHO! LAY DOWN!
Jericho: WHAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS VERY LOUD CROWD! :shifty:
Hunter: LET ME PIN YOU!
Jericho: YOU WANT ME TO PIN YOU!? OKAY!
Hunter: NO!! NOO!
(Triple H tries to kick out but can't... Jericho is champion...)
Jericho: Sorry about your quad :naughty:
Hunter: :mad: OH MY LEG :(

[BungeeWithNoCord]

Hurricane is about to make the pin to become World Champion...
Suddenly an alien [that has a stunning resemblance to Rosey] runs out.
Alien: Quick Hurricane your planet needs you!
HHH: [smiles]
vince: [smiles]
pat patterson: **sitting on couch** [shakes head in dissapointment :nono: ]
Hurricane: [Looks back at Hunter limply lying in the mddle of the ring] Damn i knew a superhero gimmick was a bad idea.

[Gone Mad]

Vince: Um, Jericho? You know you've got that World Title match coming up with HHH, right?
Jericho: Yeah, and?
Vince: ..Well, nothing.. I just wanted you to take this detour to get to the ring more quicker than Hunter. See, no problem!
Jericho: Thanks, Vinnie Mac! **walks through dark hallway.. after an hour, he makes it to a specific arena with a six sided ring..**
Hunter: HAHAHA! We sure tricked him! I still have my title! I AM THE GAME!
Vince: Yeah.. and what can Jericho do over there.. He has no talent--
TV: ***THIS JUST IN, TNA NOW OWNS WWE AND HALF OF SPIKE**
Vince: ..... SHIT!

[Corkscrewed]

:rofl: Nice.

[Corkscrewed]

If Michael Jackson ran the WWE

[BungeeWithNoCord]

so gonmad won that round? damn mine sounded good in my head but not on the computer screen

[Anybody Thrilla]

J.R.: Be sure to stay with us, ladies and gentlemen! Our main event is coming up next! Fourteen little boys in the first EVER Amusement Park Lingerie Battle Royale! STAY TUNED!

KING: Worst. Puppies. Ever.

[Jorgha]

Lawler: What's this? Sheldon is now white??? Triple H has had a nose job??

[Xero]

JR: BAHGAWD MACALLY CALKIN IS THE WWE CHAMPION! BAHGAWD!
Triple H: FUCKING HELL!

[Gone Mad]

JR: Welcome back to MoonWalker Night Raw as John Cena is in the ring ..and what's this?! BAHGAWD! GM Michael Jackson has just beat up Cena!
MJ: I hate your video! My nose is real! ...LET'S CLIMB THE TREE.. Come on! Eeehee!
JR: Wow.. what a brutal assault. And don't forget tonight's main event: Triple H v. Kevin Nash in a dance-off battle, with Bubbles as the guest ref! BAWGAWDBILLYJEANISNOTMYLOVER!

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>If MJ is now Vince, then does that make Max Mini his Triple H?, while Rico wins the SmackDown title?

[Anybody Thrilla]

J.R.: Scheduled next, we have the NEW CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, Michael Jackson, with some important announcements about the upcoming pay per view!

KING: It's a real shocker to have someone like Michael Jackson take over the company! I wonder what he has to say!

["Thriller" blasts through the PA system as The King of Pop moonwalks onto the top of the stage to a decent pop...from the little boys section.]

MJ: Well, it's been a strange trip that has brought me to power in the WW E-HEE! In my first act as C E-HEE! O, the first pay--

[Kane's pyro suddenly malfunctions and the stage erupts into flames. Michael's hair catches on fire.]

MJ: (while rolling down the ramp and clutching his smoking head) GOD DAMN IT, NOT AGAIN!

JR: BAH GAWD! He's burning like a government mule...on fire!

KING: ...I'm moving to a different town.

[big_bluto]

JR: BAH GAWD! Kane is dangling Lita from the top of the Titan-tron!
King: I hope he doesn't drop her!
Backstage....
Jackson: Nice......

[Xero]

(In a backstage meeting)
Michael: ... And I encourage all of you to bring your children to the shows! There will be a special section, in my office, where there will be fun and games! I'll babysit them! As long as they are male, they can come!

[CosaNostra]

Michael: Ladies and gentleman there is a NEW possible stipulation at Taboo Tuesday's Title match: a little boy's pole.........er...... I mean a little pole on a boy.........dammit...........A boy on my pole match..........uh...........shuuuuuuuuutuppppppp!!!!!!! :foc:

[Innovator]

Michael: Welcome to MONDAY NIGHT RAW CHACHIMMOANA! Every night is gonna be fun night!

HHH: Aren't you that pedophile guy?

Michael: You're ignorant...thats ignorant EHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE

[Favre4Ever]

King: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this Battle Royal for the WWE championship is going insane!!!"

JR: "Whats this?!? SUPERKICK TO TRIPLE H BY RICO!! 1......2.......3!!!!! WE HAVE A NEW WWE CHAMPION!!!

King: "And, here come Billy, Chuck, and the owner, Michael Jackson!!! They're all celebrating in the ring!!! What a bunch of lovebirds."

JR: "Shutup, King."

[Xero]

King: HAHA! KIDDIES!

[BungeeWithNoCord]

King: HAHA! KIDDIES!


:rofl:

[Corkscrewed]

500 pts to CosaNostra and Xero Limit each. :lol:


Tough Enough! Al Quaeda Version

Yeah... that's sure to shore up some controversy. ;)

[Anybody Thrilla]

:|

[Corkscrewed]

:'( Lets try again.


Things you'd never hear in a promo.

(try to keep it short)

[Shadow]

Hi. I'm Jeff Hardy, NWA Heavyweight Champion...

[Gone Mad]

' So.. I began to use this little blue pill and I've never felt better. Let me explain..'

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan><b>HHH:</b> You know, in all honesty, Pat was onto something.

[Innovator]

RVD: Hey I was checking out with promotion called Ring of Honor...It's really great wrestling. No cheesy storylines and actual werstling, it's great. And TNA, oh don't get me started on TNA...

[Xero]

Triple H: ... And I told Vince that I'm tired of the title, and asked him if could I wrestle on Heat just once...

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan><b>Eric:</b> Okay, I'll admit it, I had a hand in Nitro's death, but Russo played a role in it also.

[Xero]

Triple H: ... Then Vince told me last night that I was the best he ever had!

[Jorgha]

Flair: I don't know why I have always gone on about Space Mountain, it really isn't that great of a ride.

[Xero]

King: Trish Stratus! Meh...

[Shawshank]

King : the fabulas moola :drool:

:shifty:

[Drakul]

Flair:...and a bad guy is a "heel".A story-line is knows as an "angle" in the business.Oh, and a fan is called a "mark" or a smart mark is a "smark".I encourage you all to use these terms in day to day life.

[BungeeWithNoCord]

so huge asshole with no personality reading off cue cards:
"Its not my fault I killed Lita's baby after Kane raped her!!!"

Ohhh waitt :nono:

[loopydate]

If it hadn't been for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college.

[Disturbed316]

Yes I am using steriods, how nice of you to notice.

[loopydate]

ROCK: You know what? I don't even like pie! I'm more of a cake man. Do you see what you've done, Vince? Because of your sick little mind, I keep getting free pie sent over to my table, which I have to eat so I don't look rude, and I fucking hate pie! God, why couldn't "bacon double cheeseburger" be a slang for pussy? Or "Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?"

[Xero]

Rock: IF YA SMELLLLLLLUHOH! :$

[Corkscrewed]

Flair: I don't know why I have always gone on about Space Mountain, it really isn't that great of a ride.
Hehe! They were all pretty good, but this one seemed to stand out... prolly cuz Jorgha hasn't won before. :)


If WWE wrestlers were famous horror movie characters

inspired by HHH playing a vampire

[Corkscrewed]

To help you out, I'm referring to peeps like Dracula, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, the Mummy, Wolfman, The Thing, Mr. Hyde, etc...

[loopydate]

X-PAC (as Dracula): I vant to suck--

The end.

[Disturbed316]

Wolfman: Hello my name is A-Train.

[BungeeWithNoCord]

Wolfman: Hello my name is A-Train.


:rofl:

[Xero]

Stephanie: They're heeeerrreee....
Triple H: Who's here!?
Stephanie: The midcarders from hell!
Triple H: Oh God... OH GOD N...
**Jericho pulls Triple H into the TV**

[BungeeWithNoCord]

Heidenrich[as frankenstein]

***throws Micheal Cole into lake***

[tucsonspeed6]

Snitsky stumbles along...

Snitsky: "Brains.....BRAINS!!!!...... uh...."
*Squints and stares hard at an object just below the camera."
Snitsky: " oh yeah.... BRAINS!!!!!"

[Xero]

RVD (As Dracula): Duuuuude... You've got some quality stuff runnin through your veins!

[PorkSoda]

Scene: Jason Voorhees (As Lita) is standing outside a locked bedroom door with a little frightened 5 year old girl inside with a tinfoil baseball bat in hand.

Jason V: (As Lita) *Knocking on the door* IM HUFFIN AND PUFFIN AND ILL BLOW YOUR DOOR IN! RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, YOU CANT SEE ME, IM THE HAIRY CRUNCHIN MAN!

[Jorgha]

Flair: (Invasion of the Bodysnatchers) They're coming to get you Barbra....WOOOOOOOOOOO!

(ok, that was so totaly lame, I admit it, first thing that came to mind though)

[Gouda]

Jericho: Sweet. I've been turned into a vampire. Now I am more powerful then ANY! BWAHAHA!
*HHH as Godzilla squashes Jericho*
Jericho: Dammit.

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>And now, Gene Snitsky, in the remake of the moden day classic, Idle Hand.

<b>Gene:</b> It's NOT MY FAULT! *shoots someone* IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!! *shoots another person* IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!! *Stabs someone with the other hand* IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!!
<b>Person:</b> But I thought it was only one of your hands that had a mind of its own?
<b>Gene:</b> *kicks the guy in the nuts* IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!

[Corkscrewed]

:lol:

[SuperSlim]

Lita as Samora form the ring.

Scene: Samora is about to climb out of the TV to attack

Guy watchin: Hey this is some weird crap what's happenin.
You hear a thump as Lita tried to climb through the TV but messes that up.

I'll come up with more later.

[tucsonspeed6]

Heres a mental image for you...

Mae Young hobbles down a corridor humming the theme to "The Addams Family" to herself. Whenever the part of the song comes where you snap your fingers, a finger snapping sound comes from her direction, yet you can see that her hands never move....

:?:....Hmm.

[tucsonspeed6]

In Transylvania, Igor digs down into a fresh grave.

Igor: Soon Master will have the brain he needs for his creation! Yes!

*Igor keeps digging until he hits the casket. He opens it up to find two bodies inside. One has long blonde hair and appears to still be alive...*

HHH: Hey buddy! This one's OCCUPIED!

*HHH hangs a "do not disturb sign on the ouside of the casket and promptly closes it again.*

Sorry. I know HHH isn't a monster in this one, but it's monster related.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

The Shining

Scene : Famous bathroom scene with the axe and the face in the door.;

* The woman struggles to escape, but is slowed by her fear as every few moments an axe crashes into the door. Finally, the door gives way, and the girl looks in horror at the door, as a sparkly storm trooper mask appears*

Voice from nowhere: SHOCKMASTER!

*The Shockmaster steps through the door, trips, and his mask goes flying. This time however, he doesn't scramble towards the mask. You see, the axe doesn't go flying, and he lands chest first on it, once again instantly killing his chance at success, and bringing the film to an anticlimatic end.*

[SuperSlim]

I like that one.

[PorkSoda]

:)

[Transplant]

Scene: Janet and Scott (I think) are driving down a highway. Its about to hit midnight, and its heavily raining.

Scott (or something, I cant remember his name): Where are we, Janet?

Janet: I don't know, where'd you put that map?

Scott: I sold it to a blind guy.

Janet: Shit, we'll have to ask somebody for directions.

Scott: I can't see anything in all this rain.

Janet: You focus on the road, I'll look for a place to stop.

*strikes midnight*

Janet: Oooh, Scott, pull over.

*Scott pulls over and peers outside Janets window*

Scott: hmm, you think it's a good idea to stop here?

Janet: Just get out of the car.

*Janet and Scott hop out of the car. They walk up the front steps of a 2 storied mansion, with a 3 metre high front door. Scott knocks, but the door squeaks open.*

*Scott and Janet walk inside slowly, when the door shuts behind them. Startled, they turn around to the door. They turn back around, where a 7 foot high monster stands infront of them.*

Monster: May I help you..

Janet: Why yes, we're, um, lost.

Scott: Look, pal, just tell us how to get back to New Jersey, and we'll be fine.

Janet: Yes, please help us.

Monster: Hmm, I'll have to ask Triple H.

Scott: Triple H? Who is this Triple H?

*Music that sounds like it should be in a gay bar s played. An elevator lowers, with a muscly man, in spandex underwear, standing on it*

Triple H: I'M TRIPLE H!! From Transexualllll.......um......Greenwich

Janet: um, Mr. H, we're a bit lost.

Scott: yeah, pal, we just need to know where we are so we can get out of here.

Triple H: Why must you leave so soon? If you must know, you are in Mid-Card hell. This is my henchman, Big Show.

Big Show: Would you like me to put on some music for our guests, sir?

Triple: Oh, why not?

**The Big Show puts on The Time Warp on a constant loop for 7 hours, until Triple H dies, the mansion blows up, and Scott turns into Chris Jericho, realising he is indeed trapped in Mid-Card Hell for eternity**

[Anybody Thrilla]

The Time Warp is a great song.

[Innovator]

HHH vs. Michael Myers, the no-selling death showdown

[FourFifty]

HHH vs. Michael Myers, the no-selling death showdown

<font color=cyan>10 bucks on Trips.

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>I just HAVE to do this one!!!! Credit where credit is due, if I can recall who made the joke I'm stealing.

<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/111303/images/10.jpg>
<i>*After you see "The Vince", in seven days, your push is gone."

[SuperSlim]

I think it was loopy

[loopydate]

I think it was loopy
No, I made the Violet Beauregard joke about that pic. I don't remember who did "The Vince."

[FourFifty]

No, I made the Violet Beauregard joke about that pic. I don't remember who did "The Vince."

<font color=cyan>I didn't see it in the best caption thread, so I'm going to assume that it was made before that thread was started.

[Jonster]

Any chance of a new topic.

(1200th reply :p)

[Corkscrewed]

It was made last year.

But 1000 pts to whoever came up with The Vince. :lol:


Strange chants to hear at a wrestling show/match

[BungeeWithNoCord]

BabyKller
Babykiller

[Shadow]

Jeff Hardy Rules!
Jeff Hardy Rules!

....what?

[BungeeWithNoCord]

You screwed JBL
You screwed JBL

ala nazi salute and he gets WWE title

[Transplant]

Broke Dick! Broke Dick!

[Corkscrewed]

^ :lol:

[Xero]

Good going Vince! Good going Vince!

[Jonster]

We want wrestling!

:shifty:

[Xero]

S-T-F-U! S-T-F-U!

[Gone Mad]

A.D.D ! A.D.D ! A -- **everyone looks out a random window**

[Xero]

WE DID DO IT! WE DID DO IT!

[Jonster]

JBL! JBL!

[Xero]

Chant! Chant! Chant! Chant!

[Drakul]

*To the timing of the We Want Tables chant*
Chants are pointless! Chants are pointless! Chants are pointless!

[El Santo]

What?

Who?

Where - when -why - how?

[PorkSoda]

*After a highspot"

"Britanny Spears! Britanny Spears!"

[Xero]

HGA! HGA! HGA!

:shifty:

[tucsonspeed6]

We want A-Train!

[Xero]

(During a WrestleMania main event of Chris Benoit vs. Chris Jericho)
WE WANT TRIP-LE H! WE WANT TRIP-LE H!

[BungeeWithNoCord]

A.D.D ! A.D.D ! A -- **everyone looks out a random window**
:D

[loopydate]

We want Nailz! We want Nailz!

[Xero]

Dub See Dub! Dub See Dub! Dub See Dub!

[loopydate]

WE'VE got rhythm! *Clap clap clapclapclap* We've GOT rhythm! *Clap clapclap clapclap* We've got rhyTHM! *Clapclap clapclap clap* We've got RHYthm! *Clapclapclapclapclap*

[Gone Mad]

WE WANT HOCKEY! WE WANT HOCKEY! ..... NE-VER-MIND.

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>(to Triple H or JBL)

You have cred! You have cred! You have cred!

[Jonster]

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Krypton Knight]

TRI-PLE-H sells. :shifty:

ok i'll stop now :'(

[Corkscrewed]

He-il Hun-ter!!! *clap, clap, clap clap clap* He-il Hun-ter!!! *clap, clap, clap clap clap*

[Mr. Nerfect]

"We've got sore throats!" or "We don't start chants!".

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>Who's-Your-Dad-Dy!?!



"Mark-Ing-Out! Mark-Ing-Out!"

[Innovator]

WE FUCKED STEPH! WE FUCKED STEPH!

WE WANT X-PAC

[Innovator]

WE WANT PATTERSON! *clap clap clapclapclap*

[Transplant]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, HEY TRIPS. HOOO, HAH, I WANNA KNOWWWWWW OH OH OH, IF YOU'LL EVER DIE

[Aussie Skier]

to the tune of "we want tables"

"We want one fall"

[Disturbed316]

XFL XFL XFL XFL XFL!

[Mikey]

Porno! Porno! Porno!

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>And now, the chant that will make sure Ric Flair has a heart attack in the ring...

"In-Side-Er Terms!" *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*

"In-Side-Er Terms!" *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*

"In-Side-Er Terms!" *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*

[What Would Kevin Do?]

In Canada

"BRET Screw Bret *clap-clap-clap-clap-clap* BRET SCREWED BRET

[Transplant]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY HEY BIG SHOW, HOO HAH, I WANNA KNOWWWWW OHH OHH OHH IF YOU ATE MY PANTS

[Xero]

WE WANT A REFUND! WE WANT A REFUND! WE WANT A REFUND!

[Shadow]

WE WANT A REFUND! WE WANT A REFUND! WE WANT A REFUND!

Whoa...I had that same thought at work today.

[FourFifty]

<i>*too Matt Hardy*</i>
We want Jeff! We want Jeff!

[rob11]

screw the pandas clap clap clap clap clap

[Xero]

(To Hogan)
Who are you!? Who are you!? Who are you!?