NFL 2010 Season Thread

[Emperor Smeat]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5632476

CINCINNATI -- Charity-minded callers are getting intercepted by a sex phone line because of a misprint on Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco's namesake cereal boxes.

Because of a wrong toll-free prefix for a number listed on Ochocinco's cereal, callers are directed to a phone sex line instead of a children's charity. The phone number is supposed to connect callers to Feed the Children, which benefits from sales of "Ochocinco's." But because the box has the wrong toll-free prefix, they get a seductive-sounding woman who makes risque suggestions and then asks for a credit card number.

:rofl:

[Droford]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/11/2010/10/ad3e34fdacfde174943ee094b3839bbd/340x.jpeg

[OssMan]

The UFL is expanding, giving NFL "rejects" more opportunities

[McLegend]

Can't wait for tomorrow. OMG

[Droford]

The UFL is expanding, giving NFL "rejects" more opportunities

Thats what the Patti Labelle football league is for! Chris Rix is a QB for the So Cal Steelers.

[McLegend]

O shit gentleman. This is huge.

[Team Sheep]

That time of the week again. I have a boner :heart:

[Droford]

Im not overly excited right now..and most of the excitement I do have is more for the copious amounts of money Im about to win, not the Ravens/Steelers game.

Just not feeling it today.

[McLegend]

I am most excited.

[Innovator]

Really want to see McNabb take on Philly

[Droford]

Titans - 1.5
Falcons - 1.5
Jets + 1.5
Bengals +2.5
Seahawks +5.5
Bears + 9.5
Redskins + 13.5
Jaguars + 15.5
Cardinals + 15.5 (FU to Norv Turner bet)
Panthers + 20.5
Lions + 20.5

Bet $50 to win $2,250

[Kris P Lettus]

Panthers +20.5

lol

[Droford]

Panthers +20.5

lol

har har

The Trends. Edge: Panthers. http://walterfootball.com/images/fball/star.gif http://walterfootball.com/images/fball/star.gif
History: Road team has won 9 of the last 13 meetings.
Double-digit favorites coming off a loss are 33-59 ATS since 2002.
Panthers are 34-25 ATS as an underdog the previous 59 instances.
John Fox is 4-1 ATS as a divisional underdog of 7+.
Saints are 28-44 ATS at home since 2001 (11-9 since 2008).
Saints are 21-34 ATS as a home favorite since 2001.
Saints are 2-7 ATS as double-digit favorites under Sean Payton.

This is keeping in mind that the original line is Saints -14.5, I bumped it up 6 points to Panthers +20.5

This was also why I took the Lions +20.5

The Trends. Edge: Lions. http://walterfootball.com/images/fball/star.gif http://walterfootball.com/images/fball/star.gif
History: Packers have won 17 of the last 19 meetings.
Double-digit favorites coming off a loss are 33-59 ATS since 2002.
Favorites of 12.5 or more are 7-26 ATS since 1989 when coming off a loss as a road favorite.
Lions are 13-9 ATS as a double-digit underdog since 2006 (3-8 in 2009).
Jim Schwartz is 0-5 ATS as a divisional underdog of 7+.
Packers are 22-10 ATS after Monday Night Football in the previous 32 instances.
Mike McCarthy is 0-3 ATS after losing on Monday Night Football.

[Kris P Lettus]

No way we can hang with "elite" teams if we keep giving the ball up..

[Reavant]

krispy what the fuck is with pierre being out? fuck him

[Droford]

The first half of the Ravens game was too good to be true and sure enough first drive in the second half and they fumble deep in their own territory. Good job there..

Jeff Reed bonks one off the upright..wheew

[Droford]

LOL @ the Saints

I wish I hadn't bet the other 9 games..boo

[Droford]

Reed misses another FG, 3rd missed fg in the game from that end by both kickers.

And fuck if the Ravens aren't kicking to that end in the 4th.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hate stupid cracker ass white bread honky Peyton Hillis.

[Kris P Lettus]

krispy what the fuck is with pierre being out? fuck him

Slight knee sprain.. He was questionable all week.. I think they just sat him cause it's the Panthers.. Both safeties being out is hurting us.. And the turnovers..

Droford can eat a dick..

[Kris P Lettus]

So the local CBS coverage is waiting to show the Colts Jag at 3pm instead of Steelers Ravens, because of Manning and not wanting to go against the Saints game..

BOOOOOO

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I don't think they have a choice. The NFL, Fox, and CBS decide all of that stuff.

[Kris P Lettus]

I thought the local affiliates picked the games.. I know Fox and CBS rotate the double header, but I thought they still got to pick which game is broadcast..

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Actually I'm not sure if the rules are different when it's a CBS affiliate in an NFC market. Cause I think the games are determined by what division your team is in, but that should only matter on the channel that runs your conference.

So I dunno.

[Kris P Lettus]

Well, it seems in the NOLA area, instead of showing the best AFC game (which they did in Missisippi) they will always show one or both of the Mannings, cause they are local boys..

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hmm, I dunno then. Cause I always get mad when they show Browns or Ravens games instead of the Colts on CBS.

[Droford]

WOW

the Ravens acctually won.

[Nark Order]

fuck the fucking 49ers right now

[Emperor Smeat]

Surprised how bad the Bengals are in terms of their expectations/potential. They lose to the Browns and fall 2-2 but Palmer has another big stat game. 3 straight games where the team failed to score more than 2 TDs since Palmer is getting good stats but majority of it didn't come in critical or Red Zone situations.

[Droford]

lol @ the Titans

I think the Ravens should be able to handle the Broncos at home next week. Kyle Orton will get smooshed.

[DaveWadding]

lol Niners.

[Kris P Lettus]

Pheeeeeew

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Bengals have tons of talent, but shoot themselves every single week by making stupid ass penalties. On their last drive, Chad Johnson made a stupid penalty that knocked them out of field goal range. Then on the Browns last possession, stupid fuck Pat Sims gets a defensive holding penalty and gives the Browns a first down and then they ice it. How the fuck does a fat fuck d tackle get a defensive holding call. Fucking retards.

[Droford]

So Rams for NFC West Champs?

[DaveWadding]

lol no.

[Droford]

KOLB SALAD TIME?

lol no.

Who then?

Its not going to be SF. It likely wont be Arizona. Seattle only plays well in Seattle...

[Tb1]

AHHHHHH 9ers are horrendous

[RP]

Is Vick hurt?

[D Mac]

Droford makes a good point. The Rams could win the NFC West with a 9-7 record or some shit.

[RP]

Peyton Manning is ridiculous. I dont know what i'll do without him.

[IC Champion]

The Ravens are for reals.

[IC Champion]

Droford makes a good point. The Rams could win the NFC West with a 9-7 record or some shit.

They could make it with a 7-9 record, for reals, that division is terrible.

[Kris P Lettus]

I'm still on the 49er.. Even though I hate getting rid of a coordinator midseason..

[Droford]

Is Vick hurt?

I could have sworn they just said broken ribs.

[RoXer]

The NFC West is a cripplefight. It's whoever wants it.

[Kris P Lettus]

I'm still on the 49er.. Even though I hate getting rid of a coordinator midseason..

Mostly cause of conversations with this man..

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/3808/msingletary.jpg

[IC Champion]

Thats why you stay in the pocket, his run was void by a holding call too.

[RoXer]

omg

[IC Champion]

The NFC West is a cripplefight. It's whoever wants it.

Has a team under .500 ever made the playoffs, or are we looking at a first?

[IC Champion]

Philly's o-line is terrible.

[Droford]

The 49ers get the Eagles next week on SNF..Im gonna go ahead and call 0-5.

What 09 titans move can they pull to try and get back in it at that point? Are the Titans the best winless team..Id probably say its a tossup with the Lions and the only other team, the Panthers, not too far behind.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Are the Titans the best winless team..Id probably say its a tossup with the Lions and the only other team, the Panthers, not too far behind.

The Titans are 2-2, bub.

[IC Champion]

Panthers shoulda won that game today.

[Kris P Lettus]

The Titans are 2-2, bub.

FACIAL

[DaveWadding]

MAX HALL!!!!!

[Kris P Lettus]

Deisel Mac, you know I don't like the Chiefs but I fucking love Dexter McCluster..

Hotty Toddy

[Cooler Tom Schuler]

MLB can sign guys to contracts right out of high school and they dont have a draft so yes they do need them. What dont you understand here?

I guess what I don't understand is that if MLB doesn't have a draft, how come nobody has told them?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Baseball_Draft

You better write in and let them know, they just keep doing it every year.

[Kris P Lettus]

Get the fuck out..

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That way..

[IC Champion]

McNabb isnt looking good in the second half.

[Kris P Lettus]

Iron Mike Bell is limping..

[Kris P Lettus]

Kobb is flailing..

[Kris P Lettus]

Honestly, I have been pulling for Vick this season.. Never thought that would ever happen..

But, my step dad is a huge Skins fan so they are my second NFC team..

[RP]

Manning is about to drive this ball down the field, score a td and go for two. Mark it down.

[Crimson]

Jaguars only trying to win 2 games this year, both against the Colts.

[Kris P Lettus]

Awesome

[Droford]

Jaguars only trying to win 2 games this year, both against the Colts.
Theyve got Buffalo next week

[D Mac]

Deisel Mac, you know I don't like the Chiefs but I fucking love Dexter McCluster..

Hotty Toddy

:y:

[Team Sheep]

Manning is about to drive this ball down the field, score a td and go for two. Mark it down.

[Droford]

The Titans are 2-2, bub.

I meant 49ers, I got carried away with the Titans comparison.

[D Mac]

Next week, Chiefs will give Faggot Manning his 2nd loss in a row.

[Droford]

so much for the Eagles! lol

[RoXer]

Faggot Manning

[D Mac]

Romo the Homo

[McLegend]

God damnit Jason Avant had it.


Mother Fuckers

[OssMan]

Kevin Kolb is so bad

[McLegend]

The Redskins are pretty bad to. The Eagles defense is horrible.


As was the Eagles offense.

[SammyG]

BRADFORD!!!! Incredible, Rams tied for the division lead!

[McLegend]

He's really gun shy. I'm still reserving my judgement.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Just looked through the list of the first 30 names for the Giants Ring of Honor.

I like Jessie Armstead and everything, but I have no idea how he got in yet Carl Banks didn't.

Also not too sure I agree with having the owners in the Ring, but it is what it is.</font>

[SammyG]

Really gun shy? Bradford? You kiddin'? He looks like the real deal.

[Crimson]

The Situation

[McLegend]

Really gun shy? Bradford? You kiddin'? He looks like the real deal.
I was talking about Kevin Kolb.

Cmon now.

[Ermaximus]

Theyve got Buffalo next week

They'll fuck it up and lose to them, mark my words.

[Skippord]

Kyle Orton for MVP

[Kris P Lettus]

If the Giants win tonight the NFC is SHOOOOOOK.

[Johnny Vegas]

FUck man, Vick is fucking hurt. Kolb is scared to throw down the damn field, and i haven't trusted our defense since Jim Johnson retired as defensive Coordinator. We are going to be a 10-6 team, but not do shit in the playoffs with this shit happening. Btw, if Kolb doesn't show Philly some hot stuff, Vick is definitely taking his place the MINUTE he screws up ala Vince Young (which i don't understand how Fisher is still the God damn coach for pulling that stunt, taking out Young..show some confidence in your future QB you dumbass).

Vent. Over.

[CSL]

Didn't Jim Johnson die? Bit of an extreme retirement.

[OssMan]

I don't think Kevin Kolb completed a pass for more than 15 yards. And they were just checkdowns where the receiver was able to run for extra yardage. How can the Eagles possibly think that that guy is their future QB

[McLegend]

Yes Jim Johnson died.

It's odd with Kevin Kolb. Last year he looked really good in 1.5 out of the 2 games played(2nd half of the Saints game he wasn't that good). The first preseason game this year he looked good. It seems that he has regressed in the last 2 months tbh.

[Kris P Lettus]

I'm pulling for the Giants to even up the NFC, but I got the Bears winning..

[Cooler Tom Schuler]

Get the fuck out..

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That way..

You best not be talking to me, son.

[Kris P Lettus]

You gonna do some improv comedy on me cause I will end your life, son..

[Skippord]

Jake Utler looks good tonight

[CSL]

When he's not getting SACKED

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Jay Cutler is diabetter than you.

[McLegend]

Whats the point of Night vision?

[Skippord]

I love watching Cutler get beaten down

[Hanso Amore]

So why does a black field mean anything on a highlight

[Hanso Amore]

I love watching Cutler get beaten down

Why? Cause your fag coach ran all of your talent out of town?




PS the bills never had any to run out of town. beat you to it.

[Skippord]

Cutler ran himself out of town

also Josh McDaniels is amazing and I love him

[Skippord]

also didn't the Bills have talent in like 1991?

[Hanso Amore]

yeah, but they decided to party them selves into 4 super bowl losses

[Hanso Amore]

and Josh McDaniel tries too hard to be a "bad ass" and it is sad

[Juan]

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jim-kelly.jpg

[Skippord]

Josh McDaniels is a badass

he will fucking cut you

[Kris P Lettus]

He does have crazy eyes..

[Mr. Monday Morning]

This is the greatest game in the history of the sport

[Kris P Lettus]

I said it before and I'll say it again, Chris Collinsworth should DIE..

Straight up, I want him dead..or atleast off my tv/Madden..

[Kris P Lettus]

What happened to Rex Grossman??

[Skippord]

I think he's backing up for the Redskins

[Skippord]

or he's dead, one of the two

[Skippord]

Whoa, Todd Collins is still playing?

[Innovator]

Giants getting to the qraterback and getting turnovers...

whats going on here

[Boomer]

Roddy White caused a force fumble on an interception for the second year in a row. This time it helped us when the game. My heart can't take these kinds of games all the time.

Crazy NFL games so far this year. I love it.

[Ermaximus]

Bills 43 Jaguars 9 Book it.

[Kris P Lettus]

Roddy White caused a force fumble on an interception for the second year in a row. This time it helped us when the game. My heart can't take these kinds of games all the time.

Crazy NFL games so far this year. I love it.

He's no Robert Meachum..

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[Innovator]

CAN SOMEONE HOLD ONTO THE FUCKING BALL

[Kris P Lettus]

haha

Nice punch out..

Tyson on NES style..

[Innovator]

Jacobs tried for a play, imagine that.

[Boomer]

He's no Robert Meachum..

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..

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Old school Giants football tonight

Love it</font>

[Kris P Lettus]

Playing like it's 2007..

[CSL]

'Pretty pumped' about the Giants after that. Naturally this will last until losing 47-3 in Houston next week.

[OssMan]

Sure is 2006 in here.

[SammyG]

The Rams are tied for the division lead. Holler.

[Ermaximus]

I swear if Kansas City is still undefeated in 3 weeks and the Jags beat them, I'll shit bricks.

[DaveBrawl]

Kyle Orton for MVP

[CSL]

2nd highest amount of passing yards over the first 4 games of a season ever.

[IC Champion]

Not surprising, it's a passing league now.

3rd and goal on the one is a passing play now, where as 20 years ago, it was a guarenteed run, weather you had a Dan Marino or not.

Someone will break Marino's season yard record, but Marino's accomplishment will always be more impressive when you consider the era in which he did it.

[FearedSanctity]

Kyle Orton for MVP

[RP]

Sports Nation poll says 49% of the people who took the poll, think the Colts are not Superbowl contenders.


That's a lot of retards

[RP]

need i remind everyone that the Colts were a lot worse off 2 years ago and started 3-4 only to reel off 9 straight.

Need i remind people that have PEYTON FUCKING MANNING? The best QB in the league, by far.

[IC Champion]

I'm sure Mr Brady and his three super bowl rings have something to say about that.

[FearedSanctity]

Need i remind people that have PEYTON FUCKING MANNING? The best QB in the league, by far.

http://img.fannation.com/upload/si_blog_post_images/56081/kyle-orton.jpg






:shifty:

[Droford]

Sports Nation poll says 49% of the people who took the poll, think the Colts are not Superbowl contenders.


That's a lot of retards

They're 2-2, with a loss in the division to the Texans who are 3-1. The Titans are also 2-2 but wildly inconsistent. There's a solid shot they might not even make the playoffs *GASP SHOCK HORROR*

Look at it this way, at least 1 wild card in the AFC is definitely coming out of the AFC East between Miami/New England/NY Jets, possibly even both of them. The AFC North has a strong shot at the other Wild Card between Pittsburgh and Baltimore, whoever doesn't win the division. So the Colts would have to likely win the division, which they are already at a slight disadvantage for given they lost to the Texans.

[SammyG]

Rams will make the playoffs this year

[Crimson]

They're 2-2, with a loss in the division to the Texans who are 3-1. The Titans are also 2-2 but wildly inconsistent. There's a solid shot they might not even make the playoffs *GASP SHOCK HORROR*

Look at it this way, at least 1 wild card in the AFC is definitely coming out of the AFC East between Miami/New England/NY Jets, possibly even both of them. The AFC North has a strong shot at the other Wild Card between Pittsburgh and Baltimore, whoever doesn't win the division. So the Colts would have to likely win the division, which they are already at a slight disadvantage for given they lost to the Texans.

And you could add that the superbowl loser of the prior year has a history of doing bad the following year.

[McLegend]

They are 2-2 with 2 losses in their divison.

[RP]

You guys are dumb. I cant wait til the Colts win the division this year and then go on to win the Superbowl. I'm gunna be laughing at you fags so hard.

[RP]

Dumb stupid fags you all are. I hope you guys get raped by horses.

[Skippord]

are you trying to win TPWW's most annoying sports fan right now?

[Aguakate]

I cant wait til the STEELERS win the division this year and then go on to win the Superbowl.

[Jeritron]

Brady wants another ring so badly

[ClockShot]

Dolphins fire their Special Teams coach John Bonamego 12 hours after last night's loss.

[DaveBrawl]

Buffalo apparently has traded Marshawn Lynch to the Seahawks. No idea what the return for the Bills is though.

Melvin Bullitt, the safety who replaced Bob Sanders, is out for the season.

[Hanso Amore]

Buffalo apparently has traded Marshawn Lynch to the Seahawks. No idea what the return for the Bills is though.

Melvin Bullitt, the safety who replaced Bob Sanders, is out for the season.

4th and a 5th rounder

[Droford]

So the Seahawks have Marshawn Lynch, Leon Washington, Justin Forsett..at least they dropped Julius Jones.

[Droford]

oh yea, Randy Moss might be going back to the Vikings.

[SammyG]

That'd be nuts.

[parkmania]

*DONG DONG DONG*

"What's that?" you ask.

That's the sound of Big Ben coming for you. Hide your kids. Hide your wives.

"DTF? Yeah, I'm down to fuck... all your playoff aspirations."

[ClockShot]

oh yea, Randy Moss might be going back to the Vikings.

Is all not well within the Brady Bunch? What brought on this discussion?

[Droford]

He didnt have any catches last night.

Shocker

[Emperor Smeat]

Is all not well within the Brady Bunch? What brought on this discussion?

Miami focused their coverage on him for most of the game or before it became a blowout similar to New England focusing their D on Marshall.

The 41-14 score is a little deceptive since the defense and special teams contributed a lot to the scoring than just Brady and the offense.

[Joey Slugs]

Bill Simmons starts Randy Moss trade rumors on Twitter

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bill-Simmons-starts-Randy-Moss-trade-rumors-on-T?urn=nfl-274823

[Aguakate]

*DONG DONG DONG*

"What's that?" you ask.

That's the sound of Big Ben coming for you. Hide your kids. Hide your wives.

"DTF? Yeah, I'm down to fuck... all your playoff aspirations."

Steelers are 3-1 without Big Ben...I'd like to see the Saints or Colts without their big QB's for 4 games, and see how THEY do.

Steelers all the way, baby.

[Y2Ant]

RANDY MOSS :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

[Nervous Ferret]

8TDs 0INT

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>It'd be funny if Moss "mooned" the crowd at Lambeau again</font>

[Ermaximus]

need i remind everyone that the Colts were a lot worse off 2 years ago and started 3-4 only to reel off 9 straight.

Need i remind people that have PEYTON FUCKING MANNING? The best QB in the league, by far.

I still think they'll win the AFC South and Houston will be a wildcard.

[Ermaximus]

Rams will make the playoffs this year

Considering their division is fucking awful, I'd say that's a fair bet. Bradford will lead them to the NFC Title game and they'll lose though.

[Joey Slugs]

Chris Carter needs to lay off the pipe. He was just on SC talking about how the Vikings are now the NFL's Miami Heat and will be unstoppable now.

[IC Champion]

Chris Carter needs to lay off the pipe. He was just on SC talking about how the Vikings are now the NFL's Miami Heat and will be unstoppable now.

lol, have you seen the vikings or randy moss play this year? be serious. Bret Favre is breaking down, and likely won't last the season.

[Ermaximus]

Chris Carter needs to lay off the pipe. He was just on SC talking about how the Vikings are now the NFL's Miami Heat and will be unstoppable now.

:rofl::rofl:

Earth to Chris Carter, the Detroit Lions are more like the Heat than the Vikings.

[Skippord]

Cris

[Ermaximus]

Kris

[Droford]

Steelers are 3-1 without Big Ben...I'd like to see the Saints or Colts without their big QB's for 4 games, and see how THEY do.

Steelers all the way, baby.

How many are they gonna lose WITH Big Ben?

[Aguakate]

...I guess we'll see.

[CSL]

Steelers are 3-1 without Big Ben...I'd like to see the Saints or Colts without their big QB's for 4 games, and see how THEY do.

Steelers all the way, baby.

This sounds suspiciously like you are putting Roethlisberger on the same level as Manning and Brees.

[Aguakate]

This sounds suspiciously like you are putting Roethlisberger on the same level as Manning and Brees.

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[Supreme Olajuwon]

You're a big dumb animal, Katie.

[DaveWadding]

Considering their division is fucking awful, I'd say that's a fair bet. Bradford will lead them to the NFC Title game and they'll lose though.

I honestly can't see the Cardinals finishing any worse than the Rams, and the Cards already won a game against them. Just sayin.

[Loose Cannon]

Revis gets Moss again on Monday. :)

[RP]

Revis is a bitch talking shit about Moss right now again. Moss made him look like a fat pussy. Moss wrecked Revis Island.

[Droford]

This sounds suspiciously like you are putting Roethlisberger on the same level as Manning and Brees.

Well he does have the same number of Super Bowl Rings as BOTH Mannings combined and Brees..so..

[RP]

If Roethlisberger didnt rape white woman, i'd be willing to put him with Manning, Brees and Brady.

Hard to get past the raping white woman thing.

[RP]

Peyton is better then Big Ben and Tom Brady tho. Rings are a team achievement. Strictly judging QB'ing, i dont see how anyone can argue anyone but Peyton Manning.

[McLegend]

Spoken like a true Peyton Manning mark.

[parkmania]

Top 4 QB's at this moment (not in any particular order)

Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Ben Roethlisberger.

[Skippord]

I don't see how you can leave Kyle "Going To Break Dan Marino's Record For Passing Yards In A Season" Orton off of that list

http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kyle-orton-dancing.jpg

[parkmania]

The only reason Orton's going to do that is because the game has totally changed focus over the last 25 years. When Marino set the record, the West Coast Offense was still being developed. Now, all 32 teams use a version of it.

[IC Champion]

Orton will not break Marinos record, this is Kyle Orton people, lost 6 of 8 last year down the stretch, played in Chicago Kyle Orton.

[DaveBrawl]

Yes because that was all on Orton.:roll:

[IC Champion]

No, I'm sure it wasn't but it's still the same Kyle Orton.

[RP]

Spoken like a true Peyton Manning mark.

dont take my word for it. Just look at his 4 Mvp's and Superbowl ring

[Joey Slugs]

Top 4 QB's at this moment (not in any particular order)

Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Ben Roethlisberger.

Douchebag Ben? Are you high?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Phillips "I'm a cunt" Rivers is a much better QB than Ben "I'm a rapist" Roethlisberger.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Much rather have Aaron Rodgers than Roethlisberger too.

[McLegend]

That drive in the Super Bowl, and that throw to Santaino Holmes kind of speaks differently to me.

[RP]

ROFL GO TO DEADSPIN

they have voice males and alleged pics of Brett Farves cock that he was sending to Jen Sterger.

[Joey Slugs]

Phillips "I'm a cunt" Rivers is a much better QB than Ben "I'm a rapist" Roethlisberger.

Much rather have Aaron Rodgers than Roethlisberger too.

Yeah - I can name about 8 other QBs that I'd rather have than that asshole. He's not that fucking good.

[McLegend]

I think you guys are rather crazy. 8 qbs better than Rapelisberger? Really?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Manning, Brady, Brees, Rivers, and Rodgers are definitely better. Roethlisberger and Romo are pretty even IMO. So that's #6 or #7 for sure.

[Joey Slugs]

I think you guys are rather crazy. 8 qbs better than Rapelisberger? Really?

P. Manning, Brees, Rodgers, Brady, Rivers, Schaub, Romo, Favre, Ryan, Flacco, McNabb - and maybe even E. Manning

All QBs that I would put in front of Douchebag Ben.

[McLegend]

Romo isn't in Ben Roethlisberger league. I like Aaron Rodgers to, but what has he done in his career to be considered better then Roethlisberger?

[McLegend]

P. Manning, Brees, Rodgers, Brady, Rivers, Schaub, Romo, Favre, Ryan, Flacco, McNabb - and maybe even E. Manning

All QBs that I would put in front of Douchebag Ben.

Manning, Brady, and Brees, Yes. Possibly Rivers and Favre.

Romo, Ryan, Rodgers, Flacco, Eli and McNab are not better then Roethlisberger.

[Joey Slugs]

I love that fact that you think that Roethlisberger is better that Rodgers. You must be a homer Steelers fan - because NO ONE else would think that.

[McLegend]

Yeah clearly I'm a Steelers fan Joey Sluggs.

CLEARLY

[McLegend]

CLEAR AS DAY

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Romo isn't in Ben Roethlisberger league. I like Aaron Rodgers to, but what has he done in his career to be considered better then Roethlisberger?

Dunno bro, only threw 58 TDs in his first two seasons as starter. What has Roethlisberger done besides game manage with a great defense and running game and make one good throw to Santonio Holmes?

[Emperor Smeat]

I'd put Rodgers and McNabb ahead of Big Ben although with McNabb I'm considering his whole career and not just the past 1-2 years.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

If you're basing it on career you might wanna slip that Favre guy in there somewhere. :y:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

OH YEAH, hey McLegend, guess what quarterback has the highest QB Rating in NFL history.

http://bestfreegaypornsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/rate-my-dick-rate-my-uncut-cock.jpg

oh wait

Aaron Rodgers!

[McLegend]

He has 2 super bowls wins. Along with plenty of game winning drives.

Also Basically not blowing up in big games like Tony Romo. He was bad in the first Super Bowl win though.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

So he plays well against the prevent defense. SUPERSTAR!

[McLegend]

I really didn't see that one coming. That's a very good stat you just gave there.

For the big game I would rather have Roethlisberger than Rodgers at this point in time. Sure maybe a year or two Rodgers would be the guy, but not now.

[McLegend]

So he plays well against the prevent defense. SUPERSTAR!
Well that's something my QB could never do.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Well he could, he just didn't like the hurry part of the hurry up offense.

[McLegend]

He wasn't a fan of that.

[Nervous Ferret]

Yeah clearly I'm a Steelers fan Joey Sluggs.

CLEARLY

CLEAR AS DAY
These are def the 2nd and 3rd best posts you have ever made

[parkmania]

Who'd Romo ever beat? Oh that's right NOBODY!
Rivers? One good year and he's top of the league? NOPE!
Favre? 3 or 4 years ago, ok, I'll call it a push. Now? Not even close.
Flacco? He's not even the best QB on his OWN team - Bulger is.
Rodgers? OK, He's deserving of Top 5.
Schaub? You MUST be smoking something.
McNabb? See Favre.
Eli? :nono: Wow, drink some more kool-aid.

And I could give two shits about what Ben does away from the field. ON the field, he's gold.

[Innovator]

OH YEAH, hey McLegend, guess what quarterback has the highest QB Rating in NFL history.

http://bestfreegaypornsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/rate-my-dick-rate-my-uncut-cock.jpg

oh wait

Aaron Rodgers!
Whats this have to do with Brett Favre?

[IC Champion]

"Rape is ok, so long as you win"

Seriously, I hope you and your girlfriend get sodamized a group of black males.

[IC Champion]

Who'd Romo ever beat? Oh that's right NOBODY!
Rivers? One good year and he's top of the league? NOPE!
Favre? 3 or 4 years ago, ok, I'll call it a push. Now? Not even close.
Flacco? He's not even the best QB on his OWN team - Bulger is.
Rodgers? OK, He's deserving of Top 5.
Schaub? You MUST be smoking something.
McNabb? See Favre.
Eli? :nono: Wow, drink some more kool-aid.

And I could give two shits about what Ben does away from the field. ON the field, he's gold.

LOL you just said Bulger is better than Flacco, LOL. Seriously, that got me good. Did you watch Bulger try and stay up right in St Louis?

Rodgers and Schuab are both better than Ben.

[parkmania]

Seriously, I hope you and your girlfriend get sodamized a group of black males.

Let's see, a girl goes out and follows Ben around all night with a "Down To Fuck" name tag on. She contradicts herself 20-30 times over the course of her police interviews. No charges were ever filed.

Go fuck yourself then die in a fire. Your comment was completely uncalled for.

[parkmania]

LOL you just said Bulger is better than Flacco, LOL. Seriously, that got me good. Did you watch Bulger try and stay up right in St Louis?

Rodgers and Schuab are both better than Ben.

Let's see. St. Louis O-Line one of the worst in the league? Check.

I said Rodgers deserves Top 5 mention, but Schaub is another one-year superstar.

[IC Champion]

Let's see, a girl goes out and follows Ben around all night with a "Down To Fuck" name tag on. She contradicts herself 20-30 times over the course of her police interviews. No charges were ever filed.

Go fuck yourself then die in a fire. Your comment was completely uncalled for.

The DA was clear that he believed something had happened, problem was they didn't have enough to get a conviction. If this was the first time, he'd get the benefit of the doubt. When you're a grown man in a college town courousing for pussy, and you're body guard is reported to have blocked off the bathroom, that seems a bit suspicious. You'd think someone who already had a case brought against them for something similar would be a bit smarter than that. It's become a pattern of behaviour for Ben, and that's hard to overlook.

[FearedSanctity]

Schaub is another one-year superstar.

:lol:

[IC Champion]

Let's see. St. Louis O-Line one of the worst in the league? Check.

I said Rodgers deserves Top 5 mention, but Schaub is another one-year superstar.

Bulger was garbage long before the line went. If he was better than Flacco, he would have found he way onto a team that needed a starter, but instead he's on the sideline holding clipboards. C'mon use your head.

[parkmania]

The DA was clear that he believed something had happened, problem was they didn't have enough to get a conviction.
The DA was just trolling for fame for himself while dragging Ben's name through the mud as much as possible. Anyone who wasn't famous and got accused of the exact same thing would have had the police investigate fully before any name was brought to the public.

[Innovator]

The DA was clear that he believed something had happened, problem was they didn't have enough to get a conviction. If this was the first time, he'd get the benefit of the doubt. When you're a grown man in a college town courousing for pussy, and you're body guard is reported to have blocked off the bathroom, that seems a bit suspicious. You'd think someone who already had a case brought against them for something similar would be a bit smarter than that. It's become a pattern of behaviour for Ben, and that's hard to overlook.
#graypenis

[parkmania]

but Schaub is another one-year superstar.

:lol:

Fine. Prove me wrong. This is Schaub's 7th year in the league, same as Ben. Schaub has never had a full season QB rating over 100, even in the seasons he only played in 1 or two games. Ben had more pass attempts his first year in the league than Schaub had in his first 3. For a career, Ben has over 7000 more passing yards than Schaub. Last year was the first time that Schaub EVER posted more yards in a season than Ben had in ANY of the last 5 seasons.

Sounds like a one-year superstar to me.

[SammyG]

lolllllll Favre cock

[parkmania]

Oh, and just overall - Schaub has played in 60 games. He's gotten a rating of 100 or better in 20 of them, or 1/3 of the time. Ben has played in 87 games, receiving a rating of 100 or better 37 times, or 42.5%.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Rivers? One good year and he's top of the league? NOPE!



This is funny for several reasons, the most obvious being that Rivers has had more good seasons than dear Benjamin.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

QB rating of 100 or better?

Big Ol Benny - 37 out of 87 - 42.5%
Phil Rivers - 34 out of 72 - 47.2%

shoooooooooot boy

[Supreme Olajuwon]

What about career rating?

BR - 91.7
PR - 96.3

shucks son

[parkmania]

This is funny for several reasons, the most obvious being that Rivers has had more good seasons than dear Benjamin.

OK, stats say that they are neck and neck during the regular season. I blame my lack of seeing the west coast guy on my bias.

Comparing postseason stats, Ben OWNS Rivers. Rivers is 3-4, Ben is 7-2.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Yeah posting a 22.6 QB Rating in a Super Bowl sure is owning the postseason.

[parkmania]

How many Super Bowls has Sir Phillip gone to? Oh yeah. 22.6 > 0.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Well that stat doesn't make any sense.

Besides, winning is a team sport. The Steelers have been a better team than the Chargers for a long time. That doesn't mean Ben is any good. Are you going to tell me that Roethlisberger is a better QB than Peyton Manning because of postseason success?

[parkmania]

Let's be honest for a minute. Before this past offseason, there were LOTS more people saying Ben was top 5. After the allegations (and that's all they are), suddenly people would rather cheer for MICHAEL "CONVICTED FELON" VICK than Ben. I just don't get it.

Do I agree with Ben's lifestyle? No. Does it affect me in my everyday life? No. Does it change what he does on the field? No.

[parkmania]

Well that stat doesn't make any sense.

Besides, winning is a team sport. The Steelers have been a better team than the Chargers for a long time. That doesn't mean Ben is any good. Are you going to tell me that Roethlisberger is a better QB than Peyton Manning because of postseason success?

I would say that Ben would have an equal chance of success were he and Peyton to change places.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

The opinions of ESPN "experts" who suck the dick of whatever flavor of the month QB is up next don't mean shit.

[parkmania]

The opinions of ESPN "experts" who suck the dick of whatever flavor of the month QB is up next don't mean shit.

Which is why before I had a real chance to look at Rivers' stats, I refused to suck his dick.

EDIT: Not that I would suck anyone's dick at all.

[Requiem]

Injuries are going to be what make the Colts struggle this season. When they're on, they've been on. Injuries have been throwing a wrench in it at every turn though. :( Worried about the season long-term if they keep piling up.

[DaveBrawl]

Does it change what he does on the field? No.

If it keeps him off the field for 4 games of the season then yes.:shifty:

[McLegend]

BOOM

[parkmania]

I still think that it's complete and utter bullshit that Ben gets 4 games for not being charged with anything while Shaun Rogers carries a gun onto an airplane (a federal offense) and only gets fined $400,000 (an amount less than 1 game's pay for him).

[Skippord]

pretty sure any opinion you have was invalidated when you said Marc Bulger is better than Joe Flacco

[Joey Slugs]

pretty sure any opinion you have was invalidated when you said Marc Bulger is better than Joe Flacco

pretty much

[FearedSanctity]

Fine. Prove me wrong. This is Schaub's 7th year in the league, same as Ben. Schaub has never had a full season QB rating over 100, even in the seasons he only played in 1 or two games.

So the fuck what? QB Rating is not the end all of stats. Personally, I tend to ignore it. You can be 3/4 for 35 yards and have a rating over 100, doesn't make you a good QB. And btw, in Schaub's second season his season rating was 98.1. Who fucking cares if it was a whole 1.9 away from 100? The hell makes 100 so magical?

Ben had more pass attempts his first year in the league than Schaub had in his first 3.

What? Schaub started a whole 2 games his first 3 seasons. This point is retarded.

For a career, Ben has over 7000 more passing yards than Schaub. Last year was the first time that Schaub EVER posted more yards in a season than Ben had in ANY of the last 5 seasons.

Same point as above, Ben has a 3 season head start. Last season was also the FIRST FULL SEASON Schaub started.

Sounds like a one-year superstar to me.

Yeah? Well it was JUST LAST YEAR. Not like it was 3 or 4 years ago. Lets get more than just a fifth of the way through his next season before you try slapping any labels on.

[IC Champion]

We can all agree that Ben is a rapist.

[IC Champion]

Probably the best rapist in the NFL today, I don't want to say ever, because I could offend Lawerence Taylor.

[parkmania]

We can all agree that Ben is a rapist.

Oh yes, absolutely. Guilty until proven innocent. And even then he's still guilty. :nono:

[Innovator]

#graypenis
For Instant Classic,

When the Roethlisberger story broke, women wrote into deadspin with their tales of Big Ben. The recurring theme was that for some reason, his penis was gray.

[Droford]

I think its funny that Favre could get suspended for the cell phone thing and it'll end his consecutive games streak (which likely wont be his for long anyway with Peyton Manning not that far back of him), end his hopes of winning another Super Bowl (since the Vikings have no shot at making the playoffs without him) and end his career (why would he come back after the suspension to play for nothing, and who would have him for next season?) and he's going to lose all of his endorsements for after his career was over.

If you think about it, he was on the Madden Cover the year he sent the cell phone pics, so this seems like the ultimate Madden Cover Jinx.

[Droford]

ITS TIME FOR SOME FOOTBALL!

[RP]

AHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU TODD HALEY

[RP]

Addai is going for a 100 today

[Innovator]

FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL