NFL 2012 Season Thread

[Crimson]

Wow didn't know Bradshaw hit Cruz like that on the helmet last week. I woulda popped him

[Crimson]

It's only 3rd quarter Giants fans n you have the best 4th quarter qb. Quit crying

[Skippord]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>If you set two dumpsters on fire, and then set them against each other in a demolition derby, you'd have Cowboys-Giants.</p>&mdash; SC_DougFarrar (@SC_DougFarrar) <a href="https://twitter.com/SC_DougFarrar/status/262687035494637570" data-datetime="2012-10-28T22:47:24+00:00">October 28, 2012</a></blockquote>

[Innovator]

Offense needs to put something together.

[Team Sheep]

1 point behind in the 3rd and it's over. Come on now.

[#1-norm-fan]

There is no chance the Giants are winning this game.

Yup, this is over.

I see what you're doing you jinxing motherfuckers.

[James Steele]

SUCK MY DICK, BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! Jerry Jones finally decided to replace Romo with a cyborg.

[Innovator]

Poor route running by Hixon

[Kris P Lettus]

The route was fine, it was his movement after the catch that was shit..

[RoXer]

lol what it is this Kelly Clarkson Cowboys Fight Song?

[Innovator]

GIANTS BALL!

[Crimson]

Clumsy fumble not by Romo this time

[Kris P Lettus]

lol Another turnover..

#1-wwf-fan, good call on not claiming the Cowboys as "your" team.. I wouldn't claim them either..

[Crimson]

Its over. Cowboys fumble, they can never win at home against the Giants. gg giants

[Innovator]

I don't feel safe with a FG, need a td to get up two scores.

[owenbrown]

America's Cluster(bleep) of the Week everybody

[Kris P Lettus]

America's Cluster(bleep) of the Week everybody

Did Supreme scare you into not cussing??

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Another turnover..

#1-wwf-fan, good call on not claiming the Cowboys as "your" team.. I wouldn't claim them either..

Again, I was not aware I own a team, much less the richest one in the league. Someone owes me a shitload of money.

[Innovator]

Someone cover Witten please

[#1-norm-fan]

Romo should just throw to Witten every play

You did recommend it.

[Kris P Lettus]

Do you own someone that lives by you?? They would be known as YOUR neighbor..

[#1-norm-fan]

Do you own someone that lives by you??

I don't, thank you for asking. I believe my ancestors did though.

[Kris P Lettus]

Yet they would still be considered YOUR neighbor..

Funny how that works..

[Kris P Lettus]

Witten steamrolled that audio guy..

[James Steele]

Son of a bitch...

[Innovator]

D finally comes through

[Kris P Lettus]

hahahahahahaha

Romo is horrible..

[James Steele]

COME ON DEFENSE!!!!

[Team Sheep]

Wow. 2nd and 1 ends in a 4th down pick.

[James Steele]

That is what drives me crazy about Romo. He throws 4 picks and then he is on the sideline and has a smug "Oh well..." look on his face while Witten looks like someone just sodomized his pet kitten.

[Ermaximus]

Gabbert outplays Rodgers and they still lose. Yea, Gene Smith, you need to go.

[James Steele]

COME ON. SPOT IT SHORT! SPOT IT SHORT!

[James Steele]

YESSS!!! Still hope...

[Kris P Lettus]

That is what drives me crazy about Romo. He throws 4 picks and then he is on the sideline and has a smug "Oh well..." look on his face while Witten looks like someone just sodomized his pet kitten.

As much as I hate the Cowboys, I really like/respect Witten and Ware..

[James Steele]

Jerry Jones had a "I'm too old for this shit." look there.

[James Steele]

As much as I hate the Cowboys, I really like/respect Witten and Ware..

I don't know how anybody can not like them. Even with the rep the Cowboys have of being arrogant jackasses who have proven nothing, those two are the complete opposite of that. Such great players who you know give everything they have in order to win and they get stuck with the bullshit the Cowboys have been for awhile.

Anyway, hope they pull this off.

[Kris P Lettus]

He is the main reason they have sucked the past 15 years.. As Ditka said "owners own, managers manage, coaches coach, and players play".. He is a great owner, but fails at trying to be a GM and a coach..

[Crimson]

HOLYYY SHITTTTTTTTTT

[Team Sheep]

Fuck me

[James Steele]

TOUCHDOWN! TOUCHDOWN! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLLY SHIT! DEZ BRYANT FINALLY MADE THE CLUTCH CATCH WE'VE BEEN PAYING HIM TO MAKE!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

[Kris P Lettus]

WHAT

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[McLegend]

He is out.

[Kris P Lettus]

HE WAS OUT

[Kris P Lettus]

BRUTAL

[Innovator]

his hand hit the white dammit

[James Steele]

One finger was on the white...come on home cooking!

[Team Sheep]

Why is it so quiet?

[#1-norm-fan]

If the palm of his hand hit the end zone before his finger hit the line, that should be a TD right???

[James Steele]

So fucking ticky tacky... :shifty:

[James Steele]

Dez is such a fucking hoodrat.

[Kris P Lettus]

LOL

[James Steele]

Please. Please. Please let this happen. I will never mention HHH again. Please...

[#1-norm-fan]

Gonna lose this game because of a finger. Wow.

[Crimson]

By one fucking finger you gotta be kidding me

[James Steele]

HELL YEAH, 10 SECONDS! 2 PLAYS!

[James Steele]

Cover DEEZ NUTZ, New York.

[Kris P Lettus]

LOL Orton

[James Steele]

10 secs should be enough for 2 plays.

[James Steele]

Protip: THROW IT TO WITTEN

[DaveWadding]

Dez Bryant needs to tuck in his jersey.

[James Steele]

HOLY SHIT, 1 SECOND LEFT!!!!

[Crimson]

endzone Romo, endzone..who cares if it's picked

[Innovator]

JESUS CHRIST

[James Steele]

What is there to talk about on defense? Drop 8 and have 5 DBs in the endzone with 3 underneath. DE's rush outside and NT fights like hell.

[Kris P Lettus]

INTENSE

[James Steele]

Fucking stupid.

[Crimson]

DONT THROW IT AWAY YOU IDIOT

[Kris P Lettus]

Sailed it..

[James Steele]

I hate you, Tony Romo.

[Crimson]

How did the ball end up that far off? Was Romo concerned it would be intercepted or is his accuracy that fucked

[#1-norm-fan]

Yet they would still be considered YOUR neighbor..

Funny how that works..

I do not condone slavery. Sorry.

[#1-norm-fan]

I hate you, Tony Romo.

Dez' hands. If they aren't dropping balls, they're coming down out of bounds.

[Evil Vito]

Long live the reverse jinx!!!

Anyway, time to check into the ER.

[#1-norm-fan]

I've got an extra finger for Dez Bryant.... :foc:

[Emperor Smeat]

Crazy how the Cowboys still haven't been able to win at home since the new stadium opened but holy shit had Dez landed an inch shorter that would have been his greatest moment as a Cowboy so far.

[Kris P Lettus]

I do not condone slavery. Sorry.

You are the one who keeps bringing up "ownership"..

[Kris P Lettus]

I need 92 from Brees, Sproles, and Gore..

fuck

[Kris P Lettus]

Brees did give me 72 last week so there is hope..

[#1-norm-fan]

You are the one who keeps bringing up "ownership"..

My [mahy] pronoun: a form of the possessive case of "I" used as an attributive adjective

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possess  [puh-zes]

Part of Speech: verb

Definition: have or obtain

Synonyms: acquire, be blessed with, be born with, be endowed with, bear, carry, control, corner the market, corner*, dominate, enjoy, get hands on, get hold of, grab, have to name, hog, hold, latch on to, lock up, maintain, occupy, own, retain, seize, sit on, take over, take possession

[#1-norm-fan]

And again, I do not condone owning slaves. Please do not accuse me of such anymore or I will have to take this up with the mods.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Another turnover..

#1-wwf-fan, good call on not claiming the Cowboys as "your" team.. I wouldn't claim them either..

Hey, I'm just now finding out about my ownership of the Cowboys. If you own the Saints, you should probably be asking to trade me since my team still has a better record.

[#1-norm-fan]

P.S. I'm not trading. Sorry.

[Kris P Lettus]

There are 25 other words up there beside "own", you fucking mongaloid..

They are the team you ENJOY.. Right there in YOUR definition..

[#1-norm-fan]

There are 25 other words up there beside "own", you fucking mongaloid.

BRB. Gonna go define all the other words you don't know. We're gonna get you literate yet! I'm here for you!!!

[Kris P Lettus]

You realize that if the Saints win tonight, we'll have the same record, right??

Come on, you don't even have to take off your shoes to count that high..

[Kris P Lettus]

WHO DAT?!?!

[#1-norm-fan]

You realize that if the Saints win tonight, we'll have the same record, right??

Translation: But... but... we MIGHT end up having the same record as you so my team is better!!!

[Corndad]

End of that Giants/Cowboys Game was nuts.

The Steelers Throwbacks were awful but if they play like they did Today in them, wouldn't care if wore them every week.

[Kris P Lettus]

Translation: But... but... we MIGHT end up having the same record as you so my team is better!!!

My team has not only won Superbowl but also won more than ONE playoff game in the last 15 years..

We are better..

[#1-norm-fan]

End of that Giants/Cowboys Game was nuts.

The Steelers Throwbacks were awful but if they play like they did Today in them, wouldn't care if wore them every week.

They looked like they were dressed as Charlie Brown for halloween. On the first PAT attempt, I fully expected the holder to pull it away at the last second.

[Kris P Lettus]

End of that Giants/Cowboys Game was nuts.

The Steelers Throwbacks were awful but if they play like they did Today in them, wouldn't care if wore them every week.

Kurt Menefee said 'Ugly uniform, beautiful win" during a game break today..

[#1-norm-fan]

My team has not only won Superbowl but also won more than ONE playoff game in the last 15 years..

We are better..

HISTORY LESSON WITH KRIS P LETTUS!

Did you know they used to wear leather helmets!?!?!?!

[Kris P Lettus]

Around the same time the Cowboys were contenders..

[#1-norm-fan]

Around the same time the Cowboys were contenders..

DID YOU KNOW!?

Every one of Dallas' 5 Super Bowls were won AFTER the leather helmets were phased out.

HISTORY LESSON WITH #1-WWF-FAN!!!

[Kris P Lettus]

Orlando Franklin looks like he has gigantism..

[weather vane]

Hahaha fuck you Jets!!!!

[Innovator]

I think I developed a heart palpatation

[Kris P Lettus]

I have aged like 10 years watching the Saints D this season..

[DaveBrawl]

I wish Willis ran like that all the time.:(

[Kris P Lettus]

Strip!!

[DaveBrawl]

Yeah that's the Willis I remember. :(

[Kris P Lettus]

Decker pushed off..

[SammyG]

Gronk is pretty good.

[Kris P Lettus]

Worst.Defense.Ever.

[Triple Naitch]

My nigga, D-Mariyus.

[Kris P Lettus]

Gonna go kill myself..

okbye

[#1-norm-fan]

You realize that if the Saints win tonight, we'll have the same record, right??

Welp, doesn't look like that will be an issue.

[CSL]

damn, this Peyton Manning bloke is alright

[Skippord]

My team is pretty good :cool:

[#1-norm-fan]

Was it you who said you missed Tebow 2 weeks ago or was that someone else?

[#1-norm-fan]

Because fuck you or that guy. Peyton Manning is a legend and I hope you or that person has learned not to tarnish his name again by wishing you had that hack Tebow back.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Seriously thought Peyton was gonna throw a pick 6 right after I posted that.

[Skippord]

Nah it was me, was mostly joking. But I do love Tim Tebow

[Skippord]

90% of my posts are not serious in nature

[Skippord]

very serious in captivity though

[Skippord]

time for the ABROCKALYPSE

[DaveBrawl]

Tebow and Orton work well together and Dallas seems to have a need at that position.

Just saying.:shifty:

[DaveBrawl]

America's qb on America's team. Think of all the glorious coverage.

[#1-norm-fan]

Nah, I'm good.

[#1-norm-fan]

America's qb on America's team. Think of all the glorious coverage.

How can he expect America to fall in love with him when even God clearly hates him?

[Skippord]

well he does turn it over less than Romo

[DaveBrawl]

He's making millions of dollars playing a few downs of football, I don't see the hate.

[#1-norm-fan]

well he does turn it over less than Romo

So does Steve McNair. I'd rather we didn't sign him either.

[#1-norm-fan]

He's making millions of dollars playing a few downs of football, I don't see the hate.

That's because the New York Jets like to throw away money.

[DaveBrawl]

Be that as it may, he doesn't seem to have a divine hatred against him.

[James Steele]

So does Steve McNair. I'd rather we didn't sign him either.

Damn. Fucked up thing to say, dude.

[Skippord]

Steve McNair was the best :'(

[#1-norm-fan]

Damn. Fucked up thing to say, dude.

Fine.

I really want the Cowboys to sign Steve McNair.

Better?

[DaveBrawl]

Low blow.

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm indifferent about whether the Cowboys sign Steve McNair or not?

I'm running out of options here.

[Kris P Lettus]

Maybe don't "joke" about dead people..

[Ermaximus]

Wonder how many draft picks we can trade the first overall pick for?

[McLegend]

I'm torn about a possible QB change in Philadelphia.

On one hand Vick shouldn't be the QB any more. He's washed up and done. On the other hand if Foles plays well that could buy Andy Reid some time, and I really really don't want that.

I'm really going to have to think about this for a while.

[RP]

I'm pretty fucking excited that the Colts are 4-3 right now. Next week game is HUGE. What a freaking game. Who would have thought Miami vs Indy would be a huge week 9 game.

Luck made some inexplicable passes yesterday. I counted 3 or 4, but he has the clutch gene for sure. He makes some unbelievable passes in impossibly small pockets, with guys hanging all over him. That 3rd down 20 yard pass to Wayne on the final drive, he had a dude hanging on his shoulders. I dont even know how it happened. He did it against GB with Matthews hanging all over him.

His ability to throw on the run might be better than anyone in the league. Maybe that's a skewed view because lets be honest, he's often on the run. Our offensive line is shaky at best. They're getting better run blocking, but the pocket breakdowns are going to get Luck killed if they dont fix it.

I'm so fucking excited now. I was at about a 6 last week. I was trying not to go overboard about the Colts 3-3 record, but now i'm at a full blown 10. They beat Miami next week and they have a serious shot at a Wild Card. Holy shit!

[#1-norm-fan]

Maybe don't "joke" about dead people..

I have it under good authority that not using his name in jokes would not have brought him back to life.

Stop being a whiny bitch because you own a team shittier than mine.

[Kris P Lettus]

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0913/nfl_g_romo2_sy_600.jpg

[#1-norm-fan]

HISTORY LESSON WITH KRIS P LETTUS!!!

DID YOU KNOW?

A bunch of bad stuff happened to your team a long time! Regardless of your team! This information is good to know and useful when faced with the realization that your team sucks worse in the present and you need to divert attention!

[Kris P Lettus]

This information is good to know and useful when faced with the realization that your team sucks worse in the present and you need to divert attention!

Which is exactly why you brought up the Saints in the first place..

[#1-norm-fan]

You're getting better at that Krispy. I had to help you out with that embarrassing leather helmet/cowboys success timeline mistake you made earlier but you're definitely showing potential!

[#1-norm-fan]

Which is exactly why you brought up the Saints in the first place..

Wildly inaccurate since my team does not currently suck worse than yours and thus there would be no need to divert attention from it. Just when I've complimented you on your gaining the ability to comprehend history, you fail on comprehending the present.

THAT'S OKAY! Just something else for me to work on helping you with. We're gonna make you a functioning human being, Krispy! Mark my words!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

You realize that if the Saints win tonight, we'll have the same record, right??

And this was an accurate statement. Very good. However your team taught you why we don't use "if"s. Please adjust accordingly.

[James Steele]

If its and buts were tits and butts, Kris P and the Saints would still be fucking horrible.

[#1-norm-fan]

You know what's worse than using a dead guy as an example in a joke?

Paying people to deliberately injure other people so you can win football games. :nono:

[James Steele]

You know what's worse than using a dead guy as an example in a joke?

Paying people to deliberately injure other people so you can win football games. :nono:

I agree. Jokes about dead people are tacky, but a bounty system in professional sports is just downright egregiously vile.

[OssMan]

I'm getting murdered right now.. I need Wanye and Cobb to give me some points.. After the early game he only has Bowe left while I have Brees, Witten, Gore, and Sproles..

Should I play Sproles or Stephens-Howling??
whom did you play

[OssMan]

Fuck romo and manning

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Won in one TPWW league this week and lost in the other. Meh.

[SammyG]

Rams are apparently trying to trade SJ.

[#1-norm-fan]

I wanted Dallas to draft Jackson the year they traded the pick to Buffalo and St. Louis took him two picks later. If the offensive line was better, I'd say go for him. Apparently St. Louis wants at least a 3rd round pick in return though.

[FearedSanctity]

With about 6 minutes left in the game NBC showed Manning sitting on the bench and then Brock came into frame and grabbed his helmet. Got super excited for THE BROCKWEILER.


Then Brees' faggot ass had to convert two 4ths

[SammyG]

Go Cardinals

[Nark Order]

Early Doucet is dead.

[Skippord]

I would probably release or murder John Skelton if I were the Cardinals

[RoXer]

It's not any QB's fault, it's the o-line. To say the Arizona offensive line is awful is really beating a dead horse for the past 12 years. It's always been bad, but never this bad.

Last week (or might have been the week before, I dunno it's all a blur) Skelton was sacked in 1.95 seconds. That can't happen.

Batiste and Massie are so... bad. Like a very small part of me actually feels sorry for both of them for all the (rightfully deserved) shit they're getting. There times where the defensive end doesn't even make contact with either of them before crushing the shit out of Kolb/Skelton/Whateverpoorsapisplaying.

I don't understand. I don't give a shit about how the talent in the NFL is "on another level". I'm assuming these dickheads went to college where they also played offensive line. That's 4 years of experience. You should know what the fuck to do. If you get run over, that's understandable. If the defender makes an incredible move, that's forgivable. If the QB scrambles the wrong way and into your engaged oppenent, what can you do.

But when you don't even get a hand on him? When you don't even make contact? You are literally not doing your job and I can do better. I can absolutely do better. Put me out there coach. Line me up against Jared Allen and I will at least touch him. He will run me the fuck over but hey, I made contact. I am literally better than nothing because that is the protection they provide. Nothing. Aldon Smith ran right by him and sacked Skelton. Right by him. He wasn't touched. Put me in and I will put a hand on him. And I'll do it for 1/10th of whatever Massie or Batiste is making.

[Skippord]

Yeah I don't know why I said that actually, I think I momentarily forgot how terrible the Cardinals offensive line is

I was like "man I feel bad for John Skelton" like 14 times during that game, so now I feel dumb

[Skippord]

also I thought the lack of complete passes to Larry Fitzgerald made me lose my Fantasy game so I was pretty bummed about that.

[Skippord]

they should probably sign someone to back up John Skelton's back up though just in case he is paralyzed due to terrible offensive line play

[Kris P Lettus]

Then Brees' faggot ass had to convert two 4ths

F U A-HOLE

[Nark Order]

http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/goldson-hits-doucet2-10-29-12.gif

[DaveBrawl]

Hey you better take some of that bass out of your voice when addressing my boys.

[DaveBrawl]

You too Krispy.

[Nark Order]

Early Doucet just wasn't early enough. :(

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Bryant McKinnie Being Sued by Rapper Trick Daddy's Father for $375,000 in Unpaid Strip Club Bills
(http://www.nesn.com/2012/10/bryant-mckinnie-being-sued-by-rapper-trick-daddys-father-for-375000-in-unpaid-strip-club-bills.html)
lol

[James Steele]

LOL

Wow...of all the fucking things to run up a $375,000 tab on, it wouldn't be a strip club.

[Kris P Lettus]

Bucs G Carl Nicks put on IR..

[Ermaximus]

Mike Thomas traded to the lions for a draft pick. I wasn't aware that Detroit needed WR's that bad with Megatron and Burleson, but at least now he'll get some playing time.

[Skippord]

Burleson just broke his leg

[Skippord]

not confident in that spelling

[Emperor Smeat]

Recent rumors of the Jets and Jags trading Tim Tebow got shot down by the Jets who said they have no plans to trade him this season although they still are behind Sanchez as the starter.

[#1-norm-fan]

Mike Thomas traded to the lions for a draft pick. I wasn't aware that Detroit needed WR's that bad with Megatron and Burleson, but at least now he'll get some playing time.

Depth. Like Skippord said, Burleson just broke his leg, Titus Young has been pretty inconsistent and there's a rookie playing behind him. They probably just wanted to get a veteran in there to compete for playing time.

[#1-norm-fan]

Plus they only gave up a 5th round pick in 2014.

[McLegend]

Michael Vick is starting on Monday night.

Yay...

[Ermaximus]

Lol Tebow trade rumors? Yea because that's just what we need. Another less than stellar backup QB. Don't people know, that's why we signed Chad Henne?

[Kris P Lettus]

The main difference between Chad Henne and Tebow is Tim Tebow wins football games..

[RoXer]

I'll take him

[Ermaximus]

The main difference between Chad Henne and Tebow is Tim Tebow wins football games..

Dude, Rex Grossman is a better backup QB than Henne.

[Kris P Lettus]

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[RP]

Is Indy vs Miami the best game of the week?

[Kris P Lettus]

Vikings/Seahawks
Giants/Steelers
Cowboys/ATL
Saints/Eagles

[weather vane]

Tannehill drops 300 yards on Indy this week. Book it.

If he plays...

[RP]

Tannehill can suck Andrew Luck's log of cock.

[Ermaximus]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s480x480/249283_10151156788498863_1192781584_n.png

Scobee should just play like this every week.

[Kris P Lettus]

http://i.imgur.com/GKfyU.jpg

[Kris P Lettus]

13 years ago today Walter "Sweetness" Payton passed away..

RIP

[Emperor Smeat]

Wow at the situation involving Cowboys Tyron Smith and his family.

His family has been trying to literally squeeze every penny he's made since getting drafted in 2011 to the point he had to get restraint orders just to stop them from harassing all the time. Got as bad as them showing up during training camps just to keep asking for more money.

http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/8579714/tyron-smith-dallas-cowboys-family-money-battle-source-says

[Kris P Lettus]

http://www.pigskinbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/tony-romo-flowchart.jpg

[#1-norm-fan]

That's the most accurate thing Krispy has ever posted.

[Kris P Lettus]

Rich Eisen just said that if the Bolts lose tonight, Norv Turner won't be the coach tomorrow..

[Ermaximus]

It is a fairly accurate assumption.

[Emperor Smeat]

Pats-Bucs trade involves the Pats sending 2013 4th and 7th round picks in return for CB Aqib Talib. Although Talib can't play until Week 11 because he has 1 week left in his suspension and Pats are off this week.

Steelers got a special exemption for traveling this week due to their hotels in New Jersey for the Giants game are unusable so they won't be traveling until the day of the game instead of the day before like rules state. Same for the post game since its a straight travel out instead of staying for the night.

[Crimson]

Bout time..maybe Rivers will get back to his old self next year

[Kris P Lettus]

It is a fairly accurate assumption.

It's been talked about for the past 4 years..

[Kris P Lettus]

Whitherspoons ankle looked pretty bad..

It didn't look that bad to me, but he did get carted off so we will see. Hoping for an ankle sprain, if anything.

He is out for Sunday..

[Kris P Lettus]

Deangelo Hall will be fined, not suspended for his altercation with the official Sunday..

[Kris P Lettus]

What a dumb call/throw by Rivers..

[#1-norm-fan]

3 nights ago Alex Smith set a record for the most pass attempts with only one incompletion with 19. Tonight Phillip Rivers matched that. Unfortunately one of the passes was to the other team.

[Kris P Lettus]

Was a horrible decision to end the half too..

[#1-norm-fan]

Still got a chance at the legit completion percentage record if he hits his next 7.

[Ermaximus]

Chiefs contending with my team for that 1st pick. Bring it Chiefs!

[Skippord]

wooo the Chargers won

more Norv!!!!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS!

[Nark Order]

Whoa. The Chiefs aren't nearly as bad as this horrible record. If they suck all year and get the first pick in the draft, they're going to be pretty scary.

Also, no way Norv comes back. Rumor is that Jon Gruden has been holding out for the San Diego coaching job.

[Droford]

Whoa. The Chiefs aren't nearly as bad as this horrible record. If they suck all year and get the first pick in the draft, they're going to be pretty scary.

Also, no way Norv comes back. Rumor is that Jon Gruden has been holding out for the San Diego coaching job.

I think they have a lot of problems that are not exactly super apparent..but..they really need a qb.

[Hanso Amore]

They Have Jamal Charles - who if he can stay healthy can play 5 more years of Elite RB.

If they can nab the top pick and whichever QB they take pans out, they could have a quick bounce back IMHO.

[Kris P Lettus]

Rumor is that Jon Gruden has been holding out for the San Diego coaching job.

I heard that Gruden is happy with his place at ESPN.. He wants to be this generations Jon Madden..

Gruden NFL 2030

[#1-norm-fan]

Whoa. The Chiefs aren't nearly as bad as this horrible record. If they suck all year and get the first pick in the draft, they're going to be pretty scary.

The defense shows flashes of being competent but overall it's pretty bad. Offensively, Jamaal Charles is incredible and Bowe is a good receiver but there isn't much else after that. They desperately need a QB. Trading for Cassell was one of the more boneheaded trades in recent history. I think they might be a good QB away from being "average" but I don't think they're at the point where one pick would make them scary.

[Emperor Smeat]

Scoring has been their biggest problem for years since getting Cassel but not just on offense since even the defense ranks as one of the worst.

They get way too many FGs instead of TDs while the opposite happens with their defense giving up way too many TDs instead of holding for FGs.

[ClockShot]

Awwww. Missed out on the Norv jokes last night.

I guess he's working sunday by sunday at this point.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The Giants are re-inserting David Diehl into the starting offensive live. I appreciate everything Diehl has done for the Giants, but benching Locklear when the line has been absolutely incredible just seems kinda silly.</font>

[screech]

The worse the chiefs do, the more Dwayne Bowe gets the ball. I like it.

Though with a better QB, he could get the ball when it still matters and they could score more points. Wouldn't help the defense, but who needs it if you can put up Madden stats?

[Kris P Lettus]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK


Sproles, who broke his hand and had surgery, will be out indefinitely, the New Orleans Times-Picayune reports.
Spin: At this point, coach Joe Vitt does not have a timetable for Sproles' return, but he is ruled out for Monday's game against the Eagles. "I really don't know that," Vitt said with regards to a potential Sproles timetable. "We'll evaluate him again next week." With Sproles out, Pierre Thomas figures to see an increase in touches/production, with Mark Ingram, Chris Ivory and perhaps even Travaris Cadet in line for extra looks as well.

[SammyG]

Aw man, there goes your playoff push....

[Kris P Lettus]

F U

[SammyG]

<3

[Kris P Lettus]

Sproles and Brees are the only sure things we've got..

[Kris P Lettus]

And they are both on my fantasy team..

[OssMan]

And they are both on my fantasy team..


whom else do you have

[owenbrown]

I forgot RoXer doesn't like fantasy football talk... I wonder if I just say the words SWERVE that he will edit this... :-\

[Kris P Lettus]

Sources: Sean Payton contract voided
By Adam Schefter
ESPN

Within the past year, the multiyear contract extension the Saints announced for Sean Payton in September 2011 was voided by the NFL, making the suspended head coach a free agent after this season and casting questions on how long he will remain in New Orleans, according to league sources.
Payton is expected to become the NFL's most sought-after head coach after this season and there already is speculation in league circles that he could wind up returning to Dallas, where he worked as the assistant head coach from 2003 to 2005, during which time the Cowboys brought in quarterback Tony Romo, who attended the same college, Eastern Illinois, as Payton.
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Just as Payton's role in the bounty scandal has been an ongoing saga with the NFL for the past year, so has his contract.
As recently as March, when Payton was visiting NFL offices to appeal his yearlong suspension in the bounty scandal, he asked NFL commissioner Roger Goodell for the status of his contract extension and was told it was unsatisfactory as it initially was constituted, sources said.
At issue in the contract was one specific clause that would have enabled Payton to walk away from the deal if general manager Mickey Loomis was suspended, fired or left the New Orleans organization, sources said.
The league believed that any such language in Payton's contract would set a bad precedent for other coaching contracts and rejected the deal well before Loomis was suspended for the first eight games this season for his part in the bounty scandal.
Dating back to roughly the start of this year, the two sides engaged in numerous subsequent conversations to try to resolve the issue but never did.
In the interim, the league has granted Payton permission to work for Saints owner Tom Benson's NBA New Orleans team, and the suspended head coach has been doing some spot work there to earn income.
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Some in the league office believe Payton's contract could toll -- meaning the last year would be put on hold, tying him to New Orleans for the 2013 season -- but there is no evidence to confirm that possibility. Until now, the league has not been asked to review or rule on the contract, according to sources, though some believe it eventually could.
To others, there is no issue. Payton will be a free agent. Some believe Payton's strong relationship with Benson will be enough to keep him in New Orleans long term.
But others are more skeptical, knowing that the suspended head coach has undergone some personal changes in his life that have included going through a divorce and spending plenty of time in Dallas.
When Benson initially announced last year the extension for Payton that never got league approval, he said: "I am very pleased to announce this contract extension today for Sean that will run through the 2015 season. Our goal is to continue to build a tradition of winning here in New Orleans and Sean represents that tradition."

[Innovator]

ESPN saying if the Cowboys continue sucking, they would make a play at Payton

[Kris P Lettus]

I really see him staying.. It's not like he opted out of a contract, the NFL voided it cause of his bromance clauses to keep Loomis.. Benson has the money to pay him and this season proves he is worth the money.. Also, Romo is not Drew Brees..

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Peyton Manning is a turd! Papa John's pizza is terrible! Go Bengals! Woooooooo!

[screech]

I wonder if Payton could make Romo suck less.

[Kris P Lettus]

He is not God..

[screech]

Would be interesting if he went to Philly, too.

[Kris P Lettus]

NO IT WOULDNT YOU SON OF A BITCH

[Ermaximus]

Ok Kris P, since NO beat Chicago last night, then I guess I can assume that the Jags will indeed beat Detroit.

There were people pregaming at 7 AM this morning so I can only imagine how piss drunk they will be by kickoff. Might be a good thing so they won't remember the game itself.

[James Steele]

Dear Jerry Jones,

DO THE RIGHT FUCKING THING. FIRE THAT GINGER SACK OF SHIT AND BRING IN SEAN PAYTON. PAY HIM THE SAME AMOUNT YOU SPENT ON THE NEW STADIUM, I DON'T CARE. TRADE ROMO FOR SOME NEW O-LINE AND A YOUNG QB (NO NOT TIM TEBOW YOU SACK OF SHIT). Thank you for your time and consideration in this matter.

Sincerely,

A Little Boy Who Dreamed of Being Emmitt Smith, but Now Cries Himself to Sleep As a Grown Man on Sundays.

[Innovator]

Sincerely,

A Little Boy Who Dreamed of Being Emmitt Smith, but Now Cries Himself to Sleep As a Grown Man on Sundays.

Romo?

[James Steele]

:lol:

The Jaguars can barely beat off, let alone beat Detroit.

[James Steele]

Romo?

:'(

[OssMan]

Dear Jerry Jones,

DO THE RIGHT FUCKING THING. FIRE THAT GINGER SACK OF SHIT AND BRING IN SEAN PAYTON. PAY HIM THE SAME AMOUNT YOU SPENT ON THE NEW STADIUM, I DON'T CARE. TRADE ROMO FOR SOME NEW O-LINE AND A YOUNG QB (NO NOT TIM TEBOW YOU SACK OF SHIT). Thank you for your time and consideration in this matter.

Sincerely,

A Little Boy Who Dreamed of Being Emmitt Smith, but Now Cries Himself to Sleep As a Grown Man on Sundays.
Shut Up You Ignorant Ass

[RoXer]

Booooo @ time change. Now games start at 11 instead of 10. And pre-game starts at 10 instead of 9. Now I have to actually wait in anticipation for games for a little bit instead of groggily waking and listening to every 5th word Shannon Sharpe says until kick-off

[RoXer]

I'm way too lucid for this.

Everyone is talking and saying nothing

[OssMan]

wht the hell why don't you do the time change in MST

[OssMan]

Mountain Standard Time 3000

[RoXer]

Arizona don't like changing their clocks

[RoXer]

Hurricance Sandy left millions affected INCLUDING... The New York Giants

[#1-norm-fan]

Is it me or are the games starting earlier than usual. That's not a time change joke. It just seems like they usually fuck around a little at 10:00 PST and the kickoffs actually don't happen til like 10:10 PST.

[#1-norm-fan]

I have a confession to make... every time the guy who hosts RedZone starts the first kickoff by saying "Seven hours of uninterrupted football starts now" I get a boner so hard it hurts.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wish I had NFL RedZone. Had it for a free preview a few weeks ago and it was awesome.

[weather vane]

Colts are going downnnn

[weather vane]

Reggie Bush is awful

[RP]

ROFL Luck in the pocket is amazing to watch.

[RP]

Dont fuck with Luck

[RP]

REGGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RP]

REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE

[weather vane]

Andrew Luck is fucking good.

[#1-norm-fan]

Playing a Madden franchise where I'm trying to bring the Browns from worst team in the league to the Super Bowl. I played a game this morning at home against Baltimore where I lost 45-14. If this game ends with the same outcome, I have magic powers.

[weather vane]

I have no faith in the Dolphins secondary.