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#1-norm-fan
09-21-2012, 03:23 AM
At least that option is always hilarious.

OssMan
09-21-2012, 03:54 AM
I wonder if Requiem will get butthurt at RoXer for telling everybody to shut up about their fantasy teams like he did with me. Or does Requiem not follow football anymore

DaveBrawl
09-21-2012, 08:39 AM
WOULD YOU RATHER?:
- Read a post from FearedSanctity about Denver or aomething

I'm going with this one.

Skippord
09-21-2012, 08:58 AM
Me too

Ermaximus
09-21-2012, 09:12 AM
I'm not a betting man, but I don't see Baltimore losing at home to the Patriots.

Emperor Smeat
09-21-2012, 02:19 PM
I can and its not just because I'm a Pats fan. The defense so far has drastically improved to #2 compared to #31 last year and the offense is a bit more balanced than previous years with the run game. The overall offense is down a bit because they run more but still a top 10 offense.

Although it still comes down to the Pats O vs Ravens D as usual with these two teams. Pats can't play flat like they did against the Cards.

Innovator
09-21-2012, 02:25 PM
Joe Flacco Silences Supporters Once And For All With Terrible Fourth-Quarter Performance
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BALTIMORE—Following an anemic late-game performance against the Eagles last weekend, Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco confidently told reporters Thursday that he has now conclusively silenced all of his supporters. “I heard plenty of fans and journalists going off about how great I was after our win against the Bengals, but I don’t hear anyone talking now,” said Flacco, adding that his 2-for-7, 21-yard outing on the last drive of the game with his team down by one point should “shut up all those loudmouths once and for all.” “Maybe now they’ll think twice before saying I’m an elite quarterback who can lead my team to a Super Bowl. I’m sick and tired of hearing that nonsense, and now I can finally just put it all behind me.” In response to Flacco’s comments, Ravens head coach John Harbaugh also came out in strong support of the fifth-year quarterback’s complete lack of ability.

screech
09-21-2012, 02:42 PM
Lol

Droford
09-21-2012, 07:52 PM
I got a seat 12 rows off the field for the browns game Thursday night for $100.

Same seats going for almost $200 vs pats Sunday night

Going to combo that with an o's blue jays game the night before

Hanso Amore
09-21-2012, 08:39 PM
I hope you enjoy the game alone, in complete isolation due to being such a horrible person

Hanso Amore
09-21-2012, 08:41 PM
Going down to Cleveland fore the game this weekend, not really all that excited.

I'm training to fight a browns fan like randy marsh prepared for THE BAT DAD

Hanso Amore
09-21-2012, 08:42 PM
Then I go back to Cleveland in 2 weeks for Louis CK. that I am more excited for

Wehttam
09-21-2012, 09:04 PM
guy on my facebook keeps offering a spot for a trip to cleveland for 82 total. better not be you involved

Emperor Smeat
09-21-2012, 09:16 PM
Ref union and NFL still unable to come to any agreements with the lockout already costing the refs about 1/3 of what they make per year.

Biggest issue right now involves pension and benefits with the NFL promising small and gradual pay increases with certain conditions until 2018 while the refs union is complaining the NFL will get all that money back with slashes in benefits and pensions by then.

The NFL themselves are more concerned about threatening teams if they keep criticizing replacement refs than getting a deal done with the ref union.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8406500/big-gaps-remain-league-officials-sources

#1-norm-fan
09-22-2012, 02:26 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/jubilant-7yearold-fan-of-arizona-cardinals-doesnt,29647/

The idea behind the story is funny...

I was too distracted by the fuck up though.

Evil Vito
09-22-2012, 02:58 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Shocked the Onion made an error like that. Wouldn't have been too hard to photoshop.</font>

#1-norm-fan
09-22-2012, 03:00 PM
It's such a glaring error too. It's not even like something minor that you can just kinda overlook. Weird.

The Fraze
09-22-2012, 03:07 PM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/251549_10151015140596254_635803075_n.jpg

OssMan
09-22-2012, 05:20 PM
I think you can easily overlook that error. The picture doesn't matter at all.

OssMan
09-22-2012, 05:21 PM
Cool man you have two hats

#1-norm-fan
09-22-2012, 05:29 PM
I think you can easily overlook that error. The picture doesn't matter at all.

It's the Onion though. The picture usually does matter. It's like they looked for a picture of a young Cardinals fan and saw a young kid in a red football jersey at a game and didn't bother to notice the team.

screech
09-22-2012, 11:52 PM
I didn't even look at the picture.

Savio
09-23-2012, 12:13 PM
No football on fox today :?:

Swiss Ultimate
09-23-2012, 12:22 PM
If the Saints can't beat the Chiefs at home then their playoff aspirations are done for.

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 12:26 PM
No football on fox today :?:

Why do you say that?

Innovator
09-23-2012, 01:13 PM
No football on fox today :?:

I'm seeing eagles and cards at 4

Triple Naitch
09-23-2012, 01:17 PM
Just watch the COT DAMN JETS.

FearedSanctity
09-23-2012, 01:17 PM
It's almost like Fox's schedule depends on where you live!

Emperor Smeat
09-23-2012, 02:31 PM
I guess the Jets needed more sleep from how poor they've played against Miami so far.

Nark Order
09-23-2012, 02:33 PM
9ers making the Vikings look like the best team in the NFL right now.

FearedSanctity
09-23-2012, 02:34 PM
LOL, in the Dallas/Tampa game a ref threw his hat ON to the field, causing Ogletree to slip on it and thus costing him a shot at a wide open TD

FearedSanctity
09-23-2012, 02:37 PM
9ers making the Vikings look like the best team in the NFL right now.

Christian Ponder: Elite QB

FearedSanctity
09-23-2012, 03:01 PM
Ronnie Hillman is active today. Ready yourselves, NFL

OssMan
09-23-2012, 03:33 PM
Crazy redskins

Evil Vito
09-23-2012, 03:38 PM
<font color=goldenrod>The Jets may be the worst red zone team in NFL history.</font>

Nark Order
09-23-2012, 03:51 PM
It's fairly clear after this that we really have some work to do. Niners have some gaping flaws when facing good rushing QBs. Also, the Vikings have proved the rushing against the Niners isn't an impossible feat, you've just got to call the right plays and keep the defense guessing. Man. Tough loss.

Swiss Ultimate
09-23-2012, 03:53 PM
Saints looking comfortable today. There may be hope just yet.

DaveWadding
09-23-2012, 03:57 PM
So, Mikel LeShoure. Damn.

Emperor Smeat
09-23-2012, 03:57 PM
3rd game in a row the Lions have started out slow in the first half only to start playing good in the 2nd half.

Nark Order
09-23-2012, 04:10 PM
This is one of the weirdest endings to a game. They gave a a timeout that we didn't have to challenge a play and we won the challenge. Then we challenged a play right afterwards.

Evil Vito
09-23-2012, 04:17 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Is this the year every team goes 8-8?</font>

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 04:21 PM
what the fuck is going on in this Lions-Titans game

CSL
09-23-2012, 04:23 PM
hot endings in some of these games, Redzone is the greatest thing of all time

Evil Vito
09-23-2012, 04:26 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Fucking Saints might get me knocked out of my work pool.</font> :(

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 04:27 PM
fucking Tennessee deserves to lose this

RoXer
09-23-2012, 04:27 PM
Pretty big clusterfuck in the Redskins-Bengals ending too including a clear homer running the clock. Didn't take 10 seconds off when the refs tolf him to and then stopped the clock briefly at 48 secs when the Redskins got tackled but still inbounds.

I think someone got badly injured on the hail mary too but I couldnt see it because they cut to another game.

Evil Vito
09-23-2012, 04:28 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Cowboys player nearly gets injured with the Bucs rushing the kneeldown 3 straight times.

Schiano is a punk.</font>

Corndad
09-23-2012, 04:29 PM
That's the Carson Palmer I know and love. 1 pass. 1 Int. LOL

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 04:48 PM
Roxer, check your rep

RoXer
09-23-2012, 04:52 PM
No

FearedSanctity
09-23-2012, 04:53 PM
OH MY GOD PUT HILLMAN IN ALREADY. Tired of McGahee and Ball's "ignore openings and hit the pile and hope for the best" style

RoXer
09-23-2012, 04:53 PM
Why are the Cardinals wearing their black unis? The black unis should be reserved exclusively for home games against the 49ers. Especially this year since it's a Monday night game.

CSL
09-23-2012, 04:57 PM
and the Saints are 0-3

RoXer
09-23-2012, 04:58 PM
Roxer, check your rep

I know about streams. There's no guarantee that the stream will be of local network closest to the home team allowing for complete coverage of the game. Even still, the network still may have decided to go to another game immediately after it ended.

The point is owenbrown, you were of no help.

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 04:58 PM
Redzone is the greatest thing of all time

Goddammn yes it it.

FearedSanctity
09-23-2012, 04:58 PM
CBS pissing me the fuck off. Touring all the fucking OT games before we go to the Bronco one. Still waiting

Evil Vito
09-23-2012, 04:58 PM
<font color=goldenrod>And there goes my chance at $3,000 in the work pool. Thanks Saints!</font>

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 05:00 PM
You probably shouldn't have put any money on the Saints even at hoe against the worst team in the league.

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 05:02 PM
have I mentioned yet how fucking horrible these refs are?

Swiss Ultimate
09-23-2012, 05:02 PM
Fucking bullshit.

FearedSanctity
09-23-2012, 05:03 PM
Broncos are so bad at 3rd down

Evil Vito
09-23-2012, 05:03 PM
<font color=goldenrod>The only other matchup I considered was Bears against the Rams...but the Bears just looked SO bad against the Pack and the Rams have looked pretty good.

Didn't consider Niners as I was saving them. The pool is now down to 27 people.</font> :(

FearedSanctity
09-23-2012, 05:03 PM
Broncos are so bad at defense

RoXer
09-23-2012, 05:03 PM
Nick Folk yall

Swiss Ultimate
09-23-2012, 05:03 PM
and the Saints are 0-3

...I now understand the pain my father continuously felt.

Fignuts
09-23-2012, 05:05 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Innovator
09-23-2012, 05:07 PM
Someone tell DeSean to wait until the play is over before complaining about a call

Emperor Smeat
09-23-2012, 05:10 PM
Didn't expect the Saints to go 0-3 considering how bad KC has played their first 2 games. Them along with the Bengals, Lions, and Redskins have good offenses but almost unreliable defenses.

RoXer
09-23-2012, 05:12 PM
Thank god.

See what happens when you actually throw it to Fitz?

DaveWadding
09-23-2012, 05:16 PM
Larry Fitzgerald > your favorite receiver

OssMan
09-23-2012, 05:17 PM
why would u kick to desean jackson

OssMan
09-23-2012, 05:20 PM
nice hands larry

OssMan
09-23-2012, 05:20 PM
fucking internet explorer commercial

FearedSanctity
09-23-2012, 05:21 PM
Well at least Denver's defense won't be too tired in the second half. They haven't been on the field too long. 60 and 52 yd TDs given up. So far

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 05:28 PM
more like Robert Griffin The Turd AMIRITE


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

OssMan
09-23-2012, 05:30 PM
I bought a sick RGThird hat on the street for five dollars

Should I post a picture of it like The Fraze did

OssMan
09-23-2012, 05:32 PM
coming your way at the visa halftime show

Innovator
09-23-2012, 05:35 PM
Wowwwwwwwwwww

Evil Vito
09-23-2012, 05:35 PM
<font color=goldenrod>ROFLLLLLLLLLL Eagles</font>

Innovator
09-23-2012, 05:36 PM
Take the points next time Andy

CSL
09-23-2012, 05:36 PM
wowwwwww Eagles

OssMan
09-23-2012, 05:36 PM
holy shit

are they gonna call that play back cause some guy had his helmet off lol

Innovator
09-23-2012, 05:37 PM
Gotta love Fitzgerald being the first guy in there to celebrate on a defensive td

Evil Vito
09-23-2012, 05:38 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Feeling very good about the Giants/Eagles game next week.

Fuck, nothing good ever happens when I feel good about the Giants.</font> :shifty:

DaveWadding
09-23-2012, 05:38 PM
YEAHHHHHHH

RoXer
09-23-2012, 05:40 PM
I bought a sick RGThird hat on the street for five dollars

Should I post a picture of it like The Fraze did

Yeah

Add filters to it too

OssMan
09-23-2012, 05:42 PM
how do i do that

OssMan
09-23-2012, 05:42 PM
I will definitely put a rubber band around the brim

RoXer
09-23-2012, 05:44 PM
Instagram I think

DaveBrawl
09-23-2012, 05:44 PM
At some point in this offseason I must have forgot how bad this Denver team played at times last year.

RoXer
09-23-2012, 05:45 PM
Brian Bellick used a word that I never heard of and I was going to look it up but I forgot it already

OssMan
09-23-2012, 05:48 PM
Dude I don't have a Iphone or Droid or whatever the fuck those are that can use instagram. I just have a shitty phone

RoXer
09-23-2012, 05:49 PM
Maybe you shouldn't do it then

RoXer
09-23-2012, 05:51 PM
Brian Bellick used a word that I never heard of and I was going to look it up but I forgot it already

God damnit wtf was this word

Its killin me now

RoXer
09-23-2012, 05:53 PM
If anybody taped it, its when Kerry Rhodes saved a touchdown in the last drive before the half

OssMan
09-23-2012, 05:54 PM
look guys i'm so coll

http://oi47.tinypic.com/2mr5ydt.jpg

CSL
09-23-2012, 05:56 PM
http://media.lockerdome.com/uploads/2647d35f8a482f5c371f52050573da36_large

lol Fitzgerald

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 06:05 PM
so when's Vick gonna actually change his name to Ron Mexico?

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 06:09 PM
Seriously, who throws a hat!?!?!?

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 06:10 PM
so when's Vick gonna actually change his name to Ron Mexico?

When the crabs flare up again.

FearedSanctity
09-23-2012, 06:26 PM
Joe Mays just fucking decapitated Schaub. Blood coming out of his ear and shit

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 06:34 PM
I'm sorry, but helmet to helmet hits with intent like that should be automatic ejections from the game.

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 06:35 PM
also there's been a lot of roughing the passer calls today

FearedSanctity
09-23-2012, 06:37 PM
Gotta be honest, not sure Peyton is doing anything any other slightly above average QB couldn't do. Pretty disappointing. And this is costing $20mil a year?

FearedSanctity
09-23-2012, 06:39 PM
schaubdeath.gif feat. Raiders Pigeon

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1421613/schaubpwned_medium.gif

Evil Vito
09-23-2012, 06:47 PM
nope

Evil Vito
09-23-2012, 06:49 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Peyton getting booed already. Damn.</font>

FearedSanctity
09-23-2012, 06:52 PM
Broncos basically running the Kyle Orton offense. Lots of stupid screens and shit that don't go past the first down marker, and every once in a while a deep pass that's well covered and knocked away/picked

Emperor Smeat
09-23-2012, 06:57 PM
Would suck for the Texans if Schuab gets hurt enough to miss games considering last season got derailed after he went out.

Ryan for Atlanta is looking really great now. I thought San Diego would have been able to slow him down a bit considering the short week but nope.

FearedSanctity
09-23-2012, 06:59 PM
LOL Decker's pussy ass gets booed for sliding down at midfield

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 06:59 PM
Eric Decker sliding after a reception...

Really?

FearedSanctity
09-23-2012, 07:01 PM
Fuck getting at least another 5 yards, I'M SENSITIVE

Evil Vito
09-23-2012, 07:01 PM
<font color=goldenrod>FOX just abruptly cut to American Dad at 7 PM. :| Seth MacFarlane runs the FOX network.</font>

DaveBrawl
09-23-2012, 07:02 PM
Broncos basically running the Kyle Orton offense. Lots of stupid screens and shit that don't go past the first down marker, and every once in a while a deep pass that's well covered and knocked away/picked

Remember when the excuse was the offense was too complex for Tebow and Orton just couldn't run it. If Peyton Manning can't make it work perhaps it's time for reflection.

screech
09-23-2012, 07:05 PM
Roxer, what's your beef with fantasy football talk?

Evil Vito
09-23-2012, 07:08 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Reading Broncos fan forums is pretty hilarious atm :o

"Fuck Elway. He'd rather lose with a conventional QB than win with Tebow."

Sounds like they're quick to give up on the Peyton Manning era. Texans are a very good team.</font>

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 07:09 PM
FOX just abruptly cut to American Dad at 7 PM. :| Seth MacFarlane runs the FOX network.

were you watching Falcons-Chargers? or soccer?

Evil Vito
09-23-2012, 07:10 PM
were you watching Falcons-Chargers? or soccer?

<font color=goldenrod>Cards/Eagles. Went a solid 5 minutes before somebody switched the game back on.</font>

FearedSanctity
09-23-2012, 07:12 PM
Not ready to give up on Manning. I understand he was out a year and will need a couple more weeks to get fully back into it. The question is, what is "fully" now? From how it looks so far it may not be that great. Peyton's game is just filled with not just bad throws, but bad decisions. Not sure he's worth dedicating a large chunk of the cap to

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 07:13 PM
fuck the Discount Double Check commercials are getting annoying now

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 07:14 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Cards/Eagles. Went a solid 5 minutes before somebody switched the game back on.</font>

This happened like 13 minutes ago? Wasn't the game pretty much decided already?

DaveBrawl
09-23-2012, 07:19 PM
I love Manning but I have little faith in the receivers, aside from Thomas, especially Decker. He was a nice little distraction from the circus that was last year, but all of those passes he was dropping weren't on #15.

Corndad
09-23-2012, 07:21 PM
Crapload of Upsets today. Still can't believe 49ers lost today. They looked unbeatable almost first couple weeks.

Ermaximus
09-23-2012, 07:26 PM
Hey Owenbrown, both our teams won today!

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1421109/gabberthof.gif

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 07:32 PM
lol @ the Texans defender throwing his hands up like he didn't do anything before the flag was even thrown.

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 07:46 PM
Seems like both the early and now the late games are going REALLY long. I don't remember watching two games this close to 5 on a Sunday.

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 07:47 PM
Raiders-Steelers could potentially still be going when the Sunday Night game starts.

NO BREAKS IN THE INTENSITY.

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 07:51 PM
Hey Owenbrown, both our teams won today!

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1421109/gabberthof.gif

Yeah, but the Lions-Titans game was just an absolute clusterfuck somehow at the end. I expected the Lions to win in a blowout.

Droford
09-23-2012, 07:54 PM
I will be so excited if the Steelers lose to the raiders here lol

Droford
09-23-2012, 07:56 PM
Of course the raiders are being the raiders..

Hey..1st dwn

Droford
09-23-2012, 07:58 PM
Smavkdown time! Oh wait

Corndad
09-23-2012, 07:58 PM
I remember when I had confidence in the Steelers Defense being sent out to hold at end of a game. Damn.

Droford
09-23-2012, 07:59 PM
Yes! Go raiders!

Corndad
09-23-2012, 08:00 PM
Oh well. Least Ravens are gonna lose tonight too. Can't believe have to cheer for Brady.

Fignuts
09-23-2012, 08:02 PM
Fucking Shit.

C.J. Spiller out 3-8 weeks.

Thanks for coming, Buffalo.

Droford
09-23-2012, 08:03 PM
Ha ha..fuck Pittsburgh

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 08:03 PM
Seriously one of the most intense football Sundays I can remember. NFL RedZone was must see TV today.

Droford
09-23-2012, 08:04 PM
Oh well. Least Ravens are gonna lose tonight too. Can't believe have to cheer for Brady.
*insert Daniel Bryan No! For 10 hours video here*

screech
09-23-2012, 08:08 PM
Hey yo, where can I listen to the Ravens game online?

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 08:13 PM
The best player for each AFC East team that played so far was taken out with injuries today. Look out Brady...

Droford
09-23-2012, 08:17 PM
Want a big night for harbaugh's b-day and torrey smith

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 08:18 PM
what the fuck is going on in this Lions-Titans game

you only come in here to bitch

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 08:18 PM
fucking Tennessee deserves to lose this
you only come in here to bitch

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 08:18 PM
have I mentioned yet how fucking horrible these refs are?

you only come in here to bitch

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 08:18 PM
I'm sorry, but helmet to helmet hits with intent like that should be automatic ejections from the game.

you only come in here to bitch

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 08:18 PM
also there's been a lot of roughing the passer calls today
you only come in here to bitch

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 08:19 PM
fuck the Discount Double Check commercials are getting annoying now

you only come in here to bitch

screech
09-23-2012, 08:19 PM
I'm sensing a pattern.

Droford
09-23-2012, 08:20 PM
The best player for each AFC East team that played so far was taken out with injuries today. Look out Brady...

A big ass kicking sending them to slum around the bottom of the arc east with the bills would be fine enough

Emperor Smeat
09-23-2012, 08:21 PM
The best player for each AFC East team that played so far was taken out with injuries today. Look out Brady...

Pats O line better be watching Bernard Pollard the whole game. Last year he might have cost the Pats the Super Bowl by taking out Gronk in the AFC title game, Welker in 09 or 10, and Brady in 08.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 08:21 PM
love Patrick Willis' vandalism in the intro :heart:

Innovator
09-23-2012, 08:23 PM
I love Faith Hill's Faith Hill in the intro

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 08:24 PM
you only come in here to bitch

you only come in here to say I only come in here to bitch :roll:

Droford
09-23-2012, 08:25 PM
I love Faith Hill's Faith Hill in the intro

1000x better than the cee lo green crap on NFL network for Thursday games

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 08:27 PM
Torrey Smith's brother gets priority over Steve Sabol. R U serious

Droford
09-23-2012, 08:28 PM
Gonna f up the guy singing with the oooooooooooooo part

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 08:31 PM
Torrey Smith's brother gets priority over Steve Sabol. R U serious

... Why does it matter who gets mentioned first?

(I was gonna say something after this but I'll throw owenbrown a bone and leave the easy next sentence to him.)

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 08:32 PM
Pats have two black dudes on offense. That might be an NFL record. I'll need race stats stat.

SammyG
09-23-2012, 08:33 PM
Damnit

Droford
09-23-2012, 08:34 PM
Ha ha..almost had that

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 08:35 PM
... Why does it matter who gets mentioned first?

(I was gonna say something after this but I'll throw owenbrown a bone and leave the easy next sentence to him.)
because you're fat and ugly and smell like a butt

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 08:35 PM
I want the scab refs to flag the Baltimore crowd (and Droford) 15 yards for unsportsmanlike conduct 675737129451397561893279456329743129569312749 times tonight

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 08:35 PM
because you're fat and ugly and smell like a butt

Please to be explaining the correlation.

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 08:36 PM
... Why does it matter who gets mentioned first?

(I was gonna say something after this but I'll throw owenbrown a bone and leave the easy next sentence to him.)

I want the scab refs to flag the Baltimore crowd (and Droford) 15 yards for unsportsmanlike conduct 675737129451397561893279456329743129569312749 times tonight

HOPELESS!

screech
09-23-2012, 08:37 PM
Found out that NBC Sports streams the games online :)

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 08:37 PM
haha! I win the internet!

Droford
09-23-2012, 08:40 PM
They should have gone for the 4th down and 1...flacco could have qb sneaked it easily

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 08:42 PM
Paul Kruger is an outstanding football name

Emperor Smeat
09-23-2012, 08:44 PM
Only a matter of time before a massive brawl breaks out in this game.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 08:45 PM
Edelman just got laid the funk out

Droford
09-23-2012, 08:45 PM
Ed reed blew up Edelman

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 08:50 PM
They should have gone for the 4th down and 1...flacco could have qb sneaked it easily

You should let Harbaugh know that they've already won the game based on past statistics. Wouldn't want a needless injury. Just run out the clock and go home with the W.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 08:51 PM
Joe Flacco is wacko

screech
09-23-2012, 08:51 PM
:(

Emperor Smeat
09-23-2012, 08:51 PM
:D INT by Flacco.

And another potential brawl almost occurred.

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 08:51 PM
"More than a Skirmish"

Probably my favorite Boston song.

Ermaximus
09-23-2012, 08:52 PM
Fucking Shit.

C.J. Spiller out 3-8 weeks.

Thanks for coming, Buffalo.

Jesus! No Jackson and no Spiller. Who does Buffalo have left in their depth chart? Hanso?

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 08:53 PM
Jesus! No Jackson and no Spiller. Who does Buffalo have left in their depth chart? Hanso?

Tashard "The People's" Choice

Droford
09-23-2012, 08:54 PM
Setting up a flacco comeback

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 08:54 PM
Setting up a flacco comeback

Oh alright. I was wondering.

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 08:56 PM
Joe Flacco is wacko

if you're a teen :shifty:

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 08:56 PM
Since it's a primetime game, I hope Flacco spots them like 30 points just so it's REALLY interesting when he comes back and wins

Ermaximus
09-23-2012, 08:57 PM
Tashard "The People's" Choice

........

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 08:57 PM
Setting up a flacco comeback

so how is it on fantasy island?

Droford
09-23-2012, 08:57 PM
Bold in needs a cartoon bird hat

Ermaximus
09-23-2012, 08:58 PM
I don't know why but I always laugh when the guys who never played college football say their high school football team name during those offensive/defensive unit intros.

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 08:59 PM
........

You asked...

Droford
09-23-2012, 08:59 PM
so how is it on fantasy island?

I'll refer you to last years arc champ game where he led a drive that was a dropped pass from beating these pats in new England, fuck cundiff's missed kick

Droford
09-23-2012, 09:01 PM
Ravens are a big defensive play from being right back in it

Ermaximus
09-23-2012, 09:01 PM
You asked...

I know, and yet I can't help but feel really bad for Bills fans now.

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 09:02 PM
Now let's meet the Ravens' defense.

Ray Lewis: Miami
Ed Reed: Miami
Some other guys: Some other colleges

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 09:03 PM
Ravens are a big defensive play from being right back in it

John Madden with the intriguing analysis here.

Ermaximus
09-23-2012, 09:03 PM
Now let's meet the Ravens' defense.

Ray Lewis: Miami
Ed Reed: Miami
Some other guys: Some other colleges

All I heard was a couple guys from Syracuse and somebody apparently used to be a Boilermaker. Good for you guy from Perdue. :y:

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 09:04 PM
I'll refer you to last years arc champ game where he led a drive that was a dropped pass from beating these pats in new England, fuck cundiff's missed kick

So are you saying he's setting up for a failed comeback now?

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 09:05 PM
John Madden with the intriguing analysis here.

BOOM!

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 09:05 PM
Baltimore is gonna riot tonight

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 09:06 PM
this is gonna end up being the NFL version of Pacers-Pistons... who's gonna end up being Ron Artest?

Ermaximus
09-23-2012, 09:07 PM
this is gonna end up being the NFL version of Pacers-Pistons... who's gonna end up being Ron Artest?

Ray Rice

Corndad
09-23-2012, 09:07 PM
this is gonna end up being the NFL version of Pacers-Pistons... who's gonna end up being Ron Artest?

Gonna take a wild guess and say Gronk. He's meatheaded enough for that lol

Droford
09-23-2012, 09:08 PM
So are you saying he's setting up for a failed comeback now?

They don't have either of the bums from that game

Droford
09-23-2012, 09:09 PM
Glad to see rep refs can call off pass inton someone other than a raven

Ermaximus
09-23-2012, 09:10 PM
Droford, please tell me you're getting a new keyboard soon.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 09:10 PM
They don't have either of the bums from that game

what r u talking about

one of those bums is your starting QB

screech
09-23-2012, 09:10 PM
I'll refer you to last years arc champ game where he led a drive that was a deflected pass from beating these pats in new England, fuck cundiff's missed kick

Fixed.

Emperor Smeat
09-23-2012, 09:12 PM
wow almost another INT by Flacco

Droford
09-23-2012, 09:13 PM
what r u talking about

one of those bums is your starting QB
Flacco outplayed Brady that game

screech
09-23-2012, 09:14 PM
wow almost another INT by Flacco

A little too much oomph on that one.

screech
09-23-2012, 09:14 PM
Flacco outplayed Brady that game

But the team lost. Shut the fuck up.

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 09:15 PM
Droford....

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nAN9ORwsiVA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 09:16 PM
But the team lost. Shut the fuck up.

Yes but you're missing what's really important.

Which team won the game based on statistics going into the game???

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 09:17 PM
Joe completed a pass! Good job Joe!

Ermaximus
09-23-2012, 09:18 PM
This needs to be posted again.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RoRQSJ1rVow/TsWDvHltUuI/AAAAAAAAAJM/5afSGrnNNJM/s1600/flacco.jpg

screech
09-23-2012, 09:19 PM
Yes but you're missing what's really important.

Which team won the game based on statistics going into the game???

In that case, Ravens have been champions for that last 8 years! Woo!

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 09:19 PM
FLACCO COMPLETED A PASS! SUPER BOWL CHAMPS BABY! WOOHOO!

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 09:19 PM
Rob Ninkovich is not an outstanding name for a football player.

screech
09-23-2012, 09:21 PM
Rob Ninkovich is not an outstanding name for a football player.

Sounds good for a hockey player

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 09:22 PM
Dunno. The "Ninko" part sounds kinda gay.

Ermaximus
09-23-2012, 09:23 PM
Sounds like a lame nickname when you say it that way.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 09:24 PM
That stupid Nike collar stitching actually looks pretty good on Baltimore's purple jerseys.

Emperor Smeat
09-23-2012, 09:24 PM
Belichick looks like he wants to kill someone right now

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 09:24 PM
Belichick is fucking pissed right now

Droford
09-23-2012, 09:25 PM
Ravens have pissed of bellichick at least

screech
09-23-2012, 09:25 PM
Not sure about this challenge

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 09:25 PM
he clearly said goddammit

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 09:26 PM
I hope the Ravens lose this challenge

Droford
09-23-2012, 09:27 PM
Not sure about this challenge

1st down! Yes

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 09:28 PM
these rent-a-refs are on crack

screech
09-23-2012, 09:29 PM
Best challenge ever. Harbaugh is a genius!

Droford
09-23-2012, 09:29 PM
Torrey Smith!Yes

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 09:30 PM
lol. Apparently all you have to do to get an extra timeout with these refs is call for a measurement no matter how far it is from a first down.

Supreme Olajuwon
09-23-2012, 09:31 PM
Joe do good! Joe make a score point!

screech
09-23-2012, 09:31 PM
You're a great cheerleader, Supreme

Droford
09-23-2012, 09:34 PM
The defense needs to step it up a notch

Corndad
09-23-2012, 09:35 PM
Yes!

All 32 NFL Quarterbacks and their Muppet Counterparts (http://www.buzzfeed.com/benrosen/all-32-nfl-quarterbacks-their-muppet-doppelgange)

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/9/19/17/enhanced-buzz-9397-1348091092-5.jpg

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/9/20/0/enhanced-buzz-21164-1348117097-2.jpg

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/9/19/22/enhanced-buzz-6752-1348109886-8.jpg

Droford
09-23-2012, 09:38 PM
Fuck your end around

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 09:38 PM
god this Baltimore crowd sounds very douchey

owenbrown
09-23-2012, 09:39 PM
any crowds that makes Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes sound bad needs to be flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 09:41 PM
Yes!

All 32 NFL Quarterbacks and their Muppet Counterparts (http://www.buzzfeed.com/benrosen/all-32-nfl-quarterbacks-their-muppet-doppelgange)

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/9/19/17/enhanced-buzz-9397-1348091092-5.jpg

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/9/20/0/enhanced-buzz-21164-1348117097-2.jpg

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/9/19/22/enhanced-buzz-6752-1348109886-8.jpg

lol Some of those are uncanny

Droford
09-23-2012, 09:41 PM
god this Baltimore crowd sounds very douchey

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_0yWBhOSu080/S0c5MXx1m8I/AAAAAAAAGLY/sLUtcnt-dhM/ravens%20fans%202_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg
I don't own one piece of camo

ClockShot
09-23-2012, 09:43 PM
Hello TPWW, Clockshot from CT here.

Long time listener, first time caller.

I'm a Broncos fan. Should I be worried we're 1-2 even if we have Peyton Manning?

Thanks.

*click*

Droford
09-23-2012, 09:43 PM
First down on a nice pass to jones

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 09:44 PM
Alex Smith - Bats

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/9/20/0/enhanced-buzz-16070-1348115272-1.jpg

Droford
09-23-2012, 09:46 PM
His ears are pointy

Emperor Smeat
09-23-2012, 09:47 PM
Aaron Rodgers - Chester Rat
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/9/19/23/enhanced-buzz-11530-1348111298-0.jpg

Don't think Chester is impressed with the comparison

Droford
09-23-2012, 09:48 PM
Streaker!

#1-norm-fan
09-23-2012, 09:50 PM
Please masturbate to Joe Flacco OFF the field, Droford.

Droford
09-23-2012, 09:51 PM
Pitta! Touchdown!

Ha ha

screech
09-23-2012, 09:54 PM
Hey Smelly Meatball, my favorite team is beating your favorite team! Woo!

SammyG
09-23-2012, 09:54 PM
THROW THE MOTHERFUCKING BALL TO FUCKING WES WELKER YOU FUCKS

Droford
09-23-2012, 09:56 PM
THROW THE MOTHERFUCKING BALL TO FUCKING WES WELKER YOU FUCKS

The ravens best cb is on him..edleman and lloyd up against Cary Williams who is not as good

Flacco outplaying Brady AGAIN and winning