NFL 2012 Season Thread

[DaveBrawl]

I can appreciate Decker going for the Jake Plummer look.

[Skippord]

Jake Plummer is Eric Decker's spirit animal

[Triple Naitch]

EFD

[DaveBrawl]

I'd appreciate it even more if he'd stop trying to get celebration penalties though. Manning can only sweet talk so many refs.

[DaveBrawl]

Jake Plummer is Eric Decker's spirit animal

He's everyone's spirit animal.

[FearedSanctity]

We know Decker wasn't on the field, the camera showed him on the sideline right before the damn play

[FearedSanctity]

Miss Jake so much

[Skippord]

We Are All Jake Plummers

[FearedSanctity]

WILDCAT

[DaveBrawl]

Wildcat

[FearedSanctity]

Fuck, looked like Omar Bolden

[DaveBrawl]

This page is easily the highlight of the NFL thread so far.

[Skippord]

Omar Bolden broke the shit out of his arm probably

[FearedSanctity]

HURRY HURRY

OMAHA

CHECK CHECK

ORANGE BARREL REROUTE

[Skippord]

I would respect and love Peyton Manning all the more if he through an OUTLAW COUNTRY into the audibles

[FearedSanctity]

lol too far for a FG in Denver

[FearedSanctity]

ffs 2 of the 4 kicks tied for the longest in league history have been IN DENVER

[FearedSanctity]

Prater what happened to you bro? :'(

[FearedSanctity]

Words I never ever wanted to have to use: Champ is a liability

[Droford]

Torrey makes champ Bailey look like chump bailey

[Nark Order]

Really going for Ravens. Sick of Peyton right now. He's so good, its not even fun to watch. Kind of infuriating.

[DaveBrawl]

Boom

[FearedSanctity]

MAH NIGGA

[Skippord]

Trindon Holliday makes the Ravens special teams look like a huge group of retards

[Nark Order]

Holliday. This fuck right now.

[Skippord]

Everytime I see Solomon Wilcots he's wearing way more clothes

[Triple Naitch]

Holler

[Droford]

Ravens gonna answer right back..

[Droford]

Free yards!

[Skippord]

Flacco gonna Flacco

[FearedSanctity]

Ravens gonna answer right back..

lol

[Triple Naitch]

Free ball!

[Droford]

Or not

[Nark Order]

Lol. Joe Flacco sucks.

[Skippord]

Free ball!
I regret not saying this so hard

[Droford]

Flag fest now

[owenbrown]

Flacco went to the Tony Romo school on how to hold a ball

[Droford]

Lol. Joe Flacco sucks.

I'm quoting tis for about 90 minutes from now..

[Droford]

Lol, ha ha ha ha.. or not again

[FearedSanctity]

Lol, ha ha ha ha

[screech]

Did not expect the game to be this close.

[Droford]

Clueless refs again

[Triple Naitch]

Harbaugh needs some tissues tonight.

[FearedSanctity]

MY GOD I HAVE TO FUCKING WORK IN 20 MINUTES

[Droford]

Plenty of football left if the ravens can get a stop

[Keith]

This is the equivalent of a Heavyweight Championship Boxing fight. A give and take.

Go Broncos.

[Triple Naitch]

Shut up, Keith. I'm not letting you ruin this for me.

[Droford]

Time to pick on chump Bailey again

[owenbrown]

Those refs seemed like they were on coffee break during that penalty discussion

[Triple Naitch]

Time to pick on chump Bailey again

Shouldn't you be mashing potatoes right now?

[Droford]

Lol chump his to play too far off torrey to stop him from catching a short pass lol

[Skippord]

I hope the Broncos pick on Gay Lewis next drive

[screech]

#Iseewhatyoudidthere

[Triple Naitch]

Dan Dierdorf: Huge Beyonce mark.

[Droford]

Lol, pretty sure manning isn't qb sneaking anymore

[Droford]

I feel another manning pick

[DaveBrawl]

Love the fullback rushes.

[DaveBrawl]

Kuper you are killing me.

[Droford]

Lol manning fumbled haha

[Triple Naitch]

Tuck that meat!

[Droford]

Oh go fuck off with your tuck rule

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Pollard yelling at the ref to not claim Tuck rule.

Don't think Manning actually tucked it since his hand was being pulled straight down to cause the fumble.

[Nark Order]

The tuck rule is so silly.

[Droford]

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Haha

[Droford]

Yes! Ray rice! Whoo

[DaveBrawl]

Droford I admire your perseverance.

[owenbrown]

fuck these refs

[owenbrown]

and fuck Droford and the Ravens and their shit fans

[Droford]

Brand new ball game with 15 to go

[owenbrown]

Ray Rice, Ray Lewis, and Joe Flacco all need to be ejected from the game

[Droford]

I keep waiting for manning to rip off those gloves

[Droford]

This is one of the best playoff games I've seen/heard..

[owenbrown]

Is Vince Russo running this football game today?

[Droford]

And down he goes!

[owenbrown]

Man I would have flagged Suggs 15 for excessive celebration

[Triple Naitch]

If owenbrown says Spoiler: Cena Wins, then I win owenbrown Bingo.

[Droford]

Anyone mention manning has never won a sub 40 degree playoff game

#shouldhavegonetojacksonville

[owenbrown]

Denver Screw Job going on here

[Triple Naitch]

No, I don't need that one, Owen.

[Droford]

I can't take this game going into overtime

[Droford]

Yay for competent special teams play

[Triple Naitch]

Go lay down. I'll let you know when the game is over. Your health comes first. :kiss:

[owenbrown]

No, I don't need that one, Owen.

ok to make you happy....

Cena wins.

[Triple Naitch]

BINGO!

[Droford]

Come on, one more big turnover please

[screech]

and fuck Droford and the Ravens and their shit fans

This from the guy who flips out when his team WINS.

[Nark Order]

Why is Ray Lewis dressed like Robocop?

[Triple Naitch]

Come on, one more big turnover please

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/615263/single-apple-turnover_medium.jpg

[Droford]

And there's the obligatory hit flag

[owenbrown]

Joe Flacco trying to compete for Tony Romo's sponsorship?

[owenbrown]

looked almost like horse collar

[Triple Naitch]

Joe Flacco trying to compete for Tony Romo's sponsorship?

Not that I'm defending Flacco, but is he playing defense?

[Triple Naitch]

Droford, what did you serve Ray Lewis for lunch today?

[owenbrown]

no but I am waiting for him to throw or fumble to Denver's defense

[Triple Naitch]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDemariyus

[Droford]

Plenty of time to answer back

[Triple Naitch]

Droford is ever the optimist.

[Droford]

Down 7 with 7 to go is better situation than99% of people would have had this game..I'll take it

[Droford]

Nice 3rd down convert

[Triple Naitch]

Boldin. Fuck.

[Triple Naitch]

Von Miller. Double fuck.

[Triple Naitch]

Jacoby. You dropped something.

[Nark Order]

Jacoby Jones. Jesus.

[Triple Naitch]

Are there horse socks? Is anybody listening?

[McLegend]

Bad throw, but should have been caught.

[Triple Naitch]

Pitta-ful

[DaveBrawl]

Mike Adams my hero

[Droford]

Really sucks..ugh

[Triple Naitch]

Really wish Ray Rice played for my favorite team.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Hope Baltimore makes a stop here. Love seeing it come down to the last drive.</font>

[Droford]

Mannings gonna throw on 3rd and 7 I'd think..

[Ruien]

Bad throw, but should have been caught.

Bad throw? Ummm what....

Go Denver and their awesome quarterback!

[Droford]

So you're saying there's a chance..

[Droford]

I'd mark out so hard for a jacoby Jones return td

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LOL Flacco running. What the fuck?</font>

[Triple Naitch]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Holy shit.</font>

[Droford]

Jacob fucking jones

[Nark Order]

HOLY FUCK

[owenbrown]

where is the flag against the Baltimore sidelines for unsportsmanlike conduct prior to the play

[Triple Naitch]

My tummy hurts.

[McLegend]

Wow

[Droford]

I had visions of them missing the pat

[owenbrown]

that was an illegal pass by Baltimore

[owenbrown]

Flacco should be arrested for impersonating a Quarterback

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The entire Broncos secondary will be released after this game.</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Flacco's reminding me of Eli from last year tbh :o the accuracy on the deep balls is there.</font>

[Triple Naitch]

Shut up Owen. Just shut it.

[Droford]

Flacco's officially outplayed manning, now just need to win

[Triple Naitch]

What?

[Droford]

Rofl..knees with 2 timeouts

[Triple Naitch]

I don't feel good.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>If the Ravens get the ball first, they're winning this.</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

Really odd decision by Denver there.

2 Timeouts and 30 seconds is plenty of time to get enough chances to set for a potential FG.

[owenbrown]

Flacco's officially outplayed manning, now just need to win

you are smoking crack

[screech]

I don't think I can take OT. Might go lie down.

[James Steele]

Good to know that John Fox has no testicles.

[owenbrown]

Roger Vince McMahon Goddell rigging this for the Baltimore Drofords

[screech]

Can't lie down. Too nervous.

[screech]

Shut the fuck up, owenbrown

[Droford]

you are smoking crack

I don't remember flacco throwing a pick six. Both have fumbles and 3 tds, flacco has more yards

[Droford]

Big money boldin

[Triple Naitch]

Can someone check Boldin's hands for super glue?

[Droford]

That's a catch

[screech]

Still confused about the OT rules.

If Baltimore scores, Denver gets a chance and it becomes next score wins, right?

If Baltimore misses and Denver scores, game over?

[Triple Naitch]

They're open to interpretation.

[Droford]

Still confused about the OT rules.

If Baltimore scores, Denver gets a chance and it becomes next score wins, right?

If Baltimore misses and Denver scores, game over?

Raven td sends Denver home sad
Fig gives manning a chance
No score and the next score wins

[DaveBrawl]

Still confused about the OT rules.

If Baltimore scores, Denver gets a chance and it becomes next score wins, right?

If Baltimore misses and Denver scores, game over?

If the Ravens get a field goal Denver gets a shot. If B'More gets a td they win.

[Droford]

Dan dierdorf hates the ravens..blatantly obvious every game he does

[James Steele]

This shit is rigged.

[Droford]

Flag yes

[screech]

Word. Thanks, gents.

[Triple Naitch]

Ugh

[James Steele]

I hate this color commentator.

[DaveBrawl]

Dan dierdorf hates the ravens..blatantly obvious every game he does

Have you heard the same guy I have because he was very pro Baltimore up until the Boldin dropped the ball and the refs gave it to him.

[owenbrown]

Denver needs to riot

[Droford]

No matter what happens, greatest playoff game in recent memory

[Triple Naitch]

Sack lunch, bitches

[Droford]

Ugh

[Triple Naitch]

Keep those flags in your pockets, refs!

[screech]

:(

[screech]

Wife is nagging me to do something or other. It must wait.

[James Steele]

Mr. Flacco, watch a real championship quarterback put your season away.

[Droford]

Ravens need a turnover

[Triple Naitch]

No matter what happens, greatest playoff game in recent memory

Dunno. Steelers/Broncos and 49ers/Giants last year were pretty great.

[James Steele]

If there is any sense of justice in nature, the Broncos will win this football game. Ray Lewis doesn't deserve another championship. Ray Lewis deserves a needle in his arm.

[Triple Naitch]

First down

[James Steele]

Awesome catch.

[Droford]

I like how they didn't want to review that catch

[James Steele]

They are reviewing it, you vile creature.

[Triple Naitch]

If there is any sense of justice in nature, the Broncos will win this football game. Ray Lewis doesn't deserve another championship. Ray Lewis deserves a needle in his arm.

Double rings for a double murderer

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The other game is starting. They couldn't stall any longer.</font>

[Droford]

That's a catch

[James Steele]

Step up Ray Lewis, save your career like your lawyer did.

[owenbrown]

I think these refs need to go to Lenscrafters after this game

[Droford]

Stuffed

[Droford]

Willing to bet Manning is hurt or he'd be throwing more

[Triple Naitch]

Colquitt, son.

[James Steele]

SAFETY! SAFETY! WE WANNA...WE WANNA...WE WANNA SAFETY!!!!

[James Steele]

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[James Steele]

SACK THAT SACK OF SHIT

[Triple Naitch]

Von Miller with a Walk-Off Lou Thesz Press would be incredible

[James Steele]

"I'M SO ELITE, I DON'T EVEN NEED TO LOOK AT THE PLAY CLOCK!!"

[Ruien]

Why are they running it so much with their third string back! Fudging Denver.

[James Steele]

Fuck.

[Triple Naitch]

Why god why?

[Droford]

Pitta

[owenbrown]

Shut the fuck up Dierdorf

[James Steele]

That was more of a great catch than a great throw.

[James Steele]

This old man on color is driving me nuts. Sounds like those crotchety old men who have the answer to everything just because they have managed not to die yet.

[James Steele]

BIG 3RD DOWN RIGHT HERE, FOLKS!!!

[James Steele]

BEAUTIFUL!

PUNT IT TO PEYTON FUCKING MANNING!!

SORRY RAY RAY...TIME TO FUCK OFF FOREVERRRRR.

[Emperor Smeat]

Baltimore is getting way too predictable with their play calling.

[James Steele]

I bet Ray Lewis rescinds his retirement if they don't win the Super Bowl. I think he just did this to motivate his team for the playoffs.

[Droford]

Yes, more good special teams

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Holy fuck this game.</font>

[James Steele]

Orange #11 is a dumbfuck.

[James Steele]

What button is that in Madden?

[owenbrown]

This old man on color is driving me nuts. Sounds like those crotchety old men who have the answer to everything just because they have managed not to die yet.

Must be related to Droford as much as he is sucking Baltimore's cock right now

[James Steele]

There we go, let PEYTON FUCKING MANNING do what he does best. That is why you signed the son of a bitch.

[Droford]

Run it again in 3rd and 1

[Ruien]

Time to run and get stuffed again.

[Ruien]

Not like there is one of the best quarterbacks on the field or anything.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>This game will still be going on after GB/SF has finished.</font>

[Keith]

WTF Manning.

[James Steele]

Fuck....

[Triple Naitch]

Stupid

[Droford]

Intercepted..yes!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Peyton fails in the postseason again.</font>

[James Steele]

ORANGE CRUSH ACTIVATE

[Emperor Smeat]

There we go, let PEYTON FUCKING MANNING do what he does best. That is why you signed the son of a bitch.

To throw a playoff INT :shifty:

[owenbrown]

fuck

[Triple Naitch]

I can't take ths anymore.

[James Steele]

Fuck...

[Droford]

First down!

[McLegend]

A Favreian mistake by Peyton.

[owenbrown]

permaban Droford right fucking now

[James Steele]

Maybe they will shank the fucking field goal. Hopefully, Tom Brady and Darth Bill will end Ray Lewis' career.

[Droford]

Tucker can't pull a cundiff..he doesn't suck

[owenbrown]

Goodell needs to get on the phone right now and make Baltimore fuck up

[Ermaximus]

Double OT!

[Triple Naitch]

Peyton should feel like his brother looks.

[James Steele]

SHANK THAT BITCH! PLEASE! PLEASE!

[Triple Naitch]

Fuck football

[DaveBrawl]

Good job Baltimore, and good luck next week.

[Ermaximus]

Now to watcher Tucker shank it to spite Droford.

EDIT: Well fuck me running.

[James Steele]

God, I fucking hate Ray Lewis. I bet you didn't cry like that when you murdered those people. You sack of fucking shit.

[Nark Order]

HOLY SHIT. FUCK PEYTON MANNING.

[Droford]

I'm so happy

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Playoff Eli > Playoff Peyton</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

Over/Under at 5 minutes till ESPN or CBS trashes Fox for that horrible decision to end the 4th.

Is that the first time the Ravens have ever beaten Peyton?

[James Steele]

God is amazing. If you believe in him, you can get away with anything...like fucking murder. I can't stand this whole motivational/inspirational leader bullshit from Ray Lewis.

[Skippord]

God Damn, respect

[James Steele]

Over/Under at 5 minutes till ESPN or CBS trashes Fox for that horrible decision to end the 4th.

Is that the first time the Ravens have ever beaten Peyton?

I imagine as soon as they go to the studio and as they should.

[Triple Naitch]

HOLY SHIT. FUCK PEYTON MANNING.

You're not giving your team good karma.

[Ermaximus]

God, I fucking hate Ray Lewis. I bet you didn't cry like that when you murdered those people. You sack of fucking shit.

Maybe next week when they play the Gaytriots Hernandez will chop block the fuck out of him Tonya Harding style.

[owenbrown]

I want Droford banned right fucking now and I want Baltimore disqualified from the playoffs that was such fucking bullshit. These refs all need to be fired

[Skippord]

go Seahawks

[Triple Naitch]

Gonna go read the Matt Striker NSFW thread to cheer myself up.

[McLegend]

Don't ever take the Old QB in the frigid cold.

[Ermaximus]

I want Droford banned right fucking now and I want Baltimore disqualified from the playoffs that was such fucking bullshit. These refs all need to be fired

Call the replacement refs?

[Droford]

I have that nagging feeling they expended too much to win this game, but bright side is they get an extra day rest..

[ClockShot]

God damn, great game.

But let's face it. Our secondary and Fox blew that game in the final seconds of the 4th quarter.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Baltimore may as well pack their bags for Boston cause there's no way Houston's winning in New England tomorrow.</font>

[Droford]

Flacco has beaten and outplayed Brady and both mannings in the same season..lol

[Triple Naitch]

I want Droford banned right fucking now and I want Baltimore disqualified from the playoffs that was such fucking bullshit. These refs all need to be fired

Oh shut up. Droford wasn't that bad tonight. Best of luck to him and his favorite football team.

[owenbrown]

God damn, great game.

But let's face it. Our secondary and Fox blew that game in the final seconds of the 4th quarter.

You need to complain to the commisioner's office; that was a screwjob

[Droford]

<font color=goldenrod>Baltimore may as well pack their bags for Boston cause there's no way Houston's winning in New England tomorrow.</font>

Kinda funny that's what Denver fans were saying..

I'm going to root for Houston, but it'd be great to avenge cundiff

[James Steele]

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2013/01/10/2013-01-10-ray-lewis-court-4_3_r541_c540.jpg?729ef1a5e3c69f5da0197e57e2bd3dd3fdfcd35f

"This is what I'm going to do to Tom Brady next week."

[screech]

Hey the Ravens won :)