NFL 2009 Season Thread

[D Mac]

Gotta hope like hell the Vikes go in and beat the Cowgays next week.

It's the CowFAGS. :y:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

It's actually Cowboys.

[Nervous Ferret]

It's actually Cockboysss

http://www.tpww.net/misc/images/cowboyslocker.mpeg

[SammyG]

Situation>Brady

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[OssMan]

nice hands larry

[DAMN iNATOR]

Patriots fans just proved how fair weather they are today. Unable to fill the stands for a play off game and booing your team in the first quarter. I guess you have to win at least 12 games and a deep play off run for some support up there :roll:

LOL, what? Did you see how shittily the Patriots played this afternoon?! I mean, seriously WTF? You give up a TD in the first 17 seconds and Brady makes all those stupid throws? It's very uncharacteristic for New England to perform so poorly especially in a playoff. Thus, I'm taking the (although admittedly somewhat jaded in their view of every other NFL team as inferior) fans of the Pats on this issue...they could've booed until the stadium imploded from the ruckus and if I was a so-called fan of theirs I'd be joining right in with the choir.

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

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[RP]

I bet the Colts are shitting themselves about playing the Ravens again.

we've beat the Ravens 7 straight games now. Also, Joe Flacco has been shitting himself all season. What happens when they get down by two touchdowns? Are they just gunna keep running? You really think Flacco is going to make a play or two?

Sorry, but the Colts arent shitting themselves at all and quite frankly, you're a retard for thinking that. You have no clue what you're talking about. You probably didnt even know the Colts have won the last 7 games against the Ravens. You probably just saw them beat the Pats and then jerked yourself off into saying something stupid like that. Go get some facts. Idiot.

[Team Sheep]

Pah, if you were a Rams fan watching them lose their 15th game of the season then I could maybe understand some booing (though I don't agree with it myself). This was their team in a play off game at home and they completely turned against them in the first quarter. Yeah okay you have a right to be a bit annoyed with the start but get behind your fucking team there's still 3 quarters to turn it around. Once your own fans are against you you're doomed.

[Team Sheep]

we've beat the Ravens 7 straight games now. Also, Joe Flacco has been shitting himself all season. What happens when they get down by two touchdowns? Are they just gunna keep running? You really think Flacco is going to make a play or two?

Sorry, but the Colts arent shitting themselves at all and quite frankly, you're a retard for thinking that. You have no clue what you're talking about. You probably didnt even know the Colts have won the last 7 games against the Ravens. You probably just saw them beat the Pats and then jerked yourself off into saying something stupid like that. Go get some facts. Idiot.

I know the facts and I know the Ravens were shit hot yesterday and the Colts are fucking shit when they come out of a play off bye week. You have to believe the Ravens are due a win at some point too, they've ran them close.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Fun fact: Baltimore was 0-5 all time against the Patriots until yesterday.




http://skepacabra.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/the-more-you-know.jpg

[The Gooch]

They went from having one of the greatest seasons ever to not even making the playoffs the next season with pretty close to the same roster.

They also had a really good back-up who is now a starter, not some bum like Chris Painter - who also happens to really be the Colts' 3rd string QB.

So yes, I do think most elite QBs are irreplaceable.

It was a fluke they didn't make the playoffs. Name one other 11-5 team that has missed the playoffs?

You added the word elite and thus widened the goalposts of your argument. The initial conversion was not about elite QBs. I used an example of a elite QB being replaced by an average NFLer.

[Gonzo]

we've beat the Ravens 7 straight games now. Also, Joe Flacco has been shitting himself all season. What happens when they get down by two touchdowns? Are they just gunna keep running? You really think Flacco is going to make a play or two?

Sorry, but the Colts arent shitting themselves at all and quite frankly, you're a retard for thinking that. You have no clue what you're talking about. You probably didnt even know the Colts have won the last 7 games against the Ravens. You probably just saw them beat the Pats and then jerked yourself off into saying something stupid like that. Go get some facts. Idiot.

To be honest I was very surprised that the Ravens defense came out and punched New England in the mouth like that. I don't think that the Ravens offense is scary, I don't know many offenses in the NFL that wouldn't put up those points after being put in that situation on Sunday. If there is anyone who can hurt an aggressive defense though, my money would be on Peyton Manning.

On that note, I just love watching Manning. The guy is almost robotic in his efficiency. I think when all is said and done, he is arguably the best QB in NFL history.

[Requiem]

Article on NFL.com said it best. If the Colts can protect Manning, he will have his way with the Ravens' secondary.

[Droford]

Fun fact: Baltimore was 0-5 all time against the Patriots until yesterday.




http://skepacabra.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/the-more-you-know.jpg

They're also 0-7 vs the Colts since 2002 after starting 2-0.

And to all those saying Peyton is going to pick appart the Ravens secondary, I do recall him falling 1 yard short of 300 yards on 22/31 with 1 TD and 2 Ints back in november..hardly picking apart anything. Flacco managed 256 yards and an INT himself, so I have some confidence that he can handle their defense well enough to do better than 30 yards passing, especially in a dome and not in the cold which will help his ailing hip. The Colts contained Ray Rice that game, but he has been playing on another level for the past month or so and I pretty much expect about 125 yards rushing, 50 yards receiving and a TD from him. Conversely the Ravens held Addai in check and they should do the same again as Rush Defense has been their strong point almost the whole year.

Ravens are going to win this game. It wont be a blowout, and it might even be really low scoring.

[Reavant]

watch out droford the colts fans here are gonna spaz

[DaveWadding]

Steve Breaston SAY HELLO TO THE BAD GUY

[Loose Cannon]

Ray Rice is going to make a lot of guys his bitches this weekend. A LOT

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

I don't even know how this is possible but I find myself kinda pulling for the Jets now. I feel so ashamed to say it/admit it :(

I feel dirty

[Loose Cannon]

get outta here.

[Loose Cannon]

no dice

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Well I wouldn't be upset if make some noise this weekend. As much as I hate say it Rex Ryan is kinda the man, just a big fat idiot dialing up shithouse blitz packages and calling season ticket holders for a Week 2 Super Bowl.

I would like to see the Ravens come out of the AFC tho, with the Saints out of the NFC.

[Loose Cannon]

this is how the Indy/Ravens game is gonna go

Indy is thinkin easy day

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/02/03/sports/03colts.1.600.jpg



Wait, here comes Ray Rice with New Rochelle throwback. Makes Indy his bitch

http://www.eteamz.com/SectionNineFB/images/RayRiceJ-N.jpg


Mike The Situation shows up to clean up the mess and take home the bitches

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/mike-sorrentino-picture.jpg


Ravens 27

Indy 21

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Fucking weak that it's domes from here on out in the NFC no matter what happens. All 4 teams play in indoor stadiums. Love watching a playoff game in January outdoors, like a few years back when the Saints played at Chicago or when the Giants played at Green Bay.

[McLegend]

I believe Pete Carroll wanted a challenge, and wanted to do something new. I really want to hear him say that 35 million was also a pretty big reason he went to the Seahawks.

[Innovator]

If Donovan leaves, are you gonna change your name to Kevin KoLegend

[McLegend]

That's not a bad idea, but I kind of think he's not leaving.

[Loose Cannon]

just change it to TONYROMO'SBITCH

[McLegend]

Fuck you.

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Pete Carroll should have just stayed at USC. He was on the verge of building an empire Bobby Bowden style.

I know recently Bowden fell off but he an unbelievable streak up until the early 2000's

[McLegend]

Allegations at USC and 35 million in the NFL along with full control is really hard to turn down.

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Yeah he was still pulling in like 4 or 5 mil a year at USC. I guess 35 mil is hard to turn down but he just looked like he was having a lot of fun coaching at USC. Coaching in the NFL doesn't look that fun to me.

[McLegend]

Probably one of the most stressful jobs in the World.

[Gonzo]

Fucking weak that it's domes from here on out in the NFC no matter what happens. All 4 teams play in indoor stadiums. Love watching a playoff game in January outdoors, like a few years back when the Saints played at Chicago or when the Giants played at Green Bay.

It's how football was meant to be played anyway.

[Reavant]

Yeah he was still pulling in like 4 or 5 mil a year at USC. I guess 35 mil is hard to turn down but he just looked like he was having a lot of fun coaching at USC. Coaching in the NFL doesn't look that fun to me.

i think something was going to happen to the program with all the allegations they had about players doing illegal shit.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Charles Woodson wins Defensive Player of the Year, and for some reason, it's seen as a controversial pick. Revis is the better cornerback, but Woodson was the better all-around defender this year. He had 27 more tackles than Revis (9 more tackles for a loss), 2 more sacks, and 7 more turnovers forced. Revis shut down some of the game's best receivers, but Woodson forced turnovers like no one else in the league.

[Loose Cannon]

bullshit. Reves got robbed. he goes 1 on 1 with the TOP recievers in the game and almost single handedly won games for the Jets.

[#1-norm-fan]

I think I'd probably go with Revis too but I wouldn't say he got robbed. If it's MOST VALUABLE defensive player, I think Revis wins it by a mile but Woodson was flashier and did make more plays and put up stats. Revis just shut down guys like crazy though, preventing the QB from even testing him. Could have gone either way. If you really think Revis got robbed, then you have to agree that Nnamdi Asomugha should have won defensive player of the year at some point in the last few years. The man has shut down guys like that for years without nearly as much recognition.

[Emperor Smeat]

I believe what might have tipped Woodson over Revis is his 3 INTs returned for touchdowns that tied with someone else. Basically 1 out of every 3 INTs he returned for a touchdown (33%).

[#1-norm-fan]

I think it tied him with Rod Woodson.

[Droford]

Ed Reed killed the Law...Reggie Wayne's Law. (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Ed-Reed-accidentally-killed-Reggie-Wayne-s-pytho?urn=nfl,213732)

[RP]

Dallas Clark made All Pro team:cool:

[SammyG]

Fucking ay. This lady that works here used to talk with Jim Caldwell a lot when he was at W.F., and worked there I guess? She was hella good friends with him, and my uncle who lives here is probably the biggest Colts fan in the world. She talked to my uncle in the post office, and my uncle jokefully was like have him give me a call or something, I'll be a waterboy! ... She gave Caldwell my uncle's number, and Caldwell called our house. UNREAL. There was a message for my uncle on the answering machine, I could not believe it. My uncle called him back and they talked for like 10 minutes, and Caldwell offered him season tickets. Amazing. I respect him so much that he would take some time off, and call someone because they are such a huge fan. Of course, the lady also told Caldwell that my uncle was a season ticket holder, which is not true because he lives in Montana, but still fucking cool. Prolly never gonna delete that message off the machine, just because it is awesome. Sounds like a really nice, classy guy. I want the Colts to win the superbowl now.

[RP]

I'm so wired right now about Saturday's game. I kinda just want to go to sleep for 30 hours.

[SammyG]

I have a message from Jim Caldwell on the answering machine next door, that's all I know.

[VonErichLives]

Allegations at USC and 35 million in the NFL along with full control is really hard to turn down.

Yeah, there is talk USC could get spanked, possible a bowl ban.... Had there not been that I'm not sure he would have gone... Plus also the location, I think it had to be a west coast team, he doesn't want to come back east.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>So, apparently Bill Cowher won't return to coaching until the Giants job is open.

More pressure for Coughlin next year.</font>

[Team Sheep]

Just give Cowher the job now. Coughlin's won them a Super Bowl, I think he's taken them as far as they'll go and he's done a good job. I can't see them repeating any time soon under him.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Nah, I think you have to give Coughlin another year. He brought in a guy he's familiar with as DC...if they don't make the playoffs next year (or possibly like in 2007, a one-and-done) will spell the end of him.</font>

[Droford]

I'm so wired right now about Saturday's game. I kinda just want to go to sleep for 30 hours.

You should just stay in bed an extra 3 hours buddy.

[RP]

You're gunna feel like such a moron Saturday night. I'm not sure how you'll even show up to post in this thread.

[Droford]

The Ravens have never lost a road playoff game outside of Pittsburgh and I dont think thats going to change on Saturday night.

Saw these tidbits on walterfootball: (http://walterfootball.com/nflpicks2009_19early.php)

"There have been three occasions in Peyton Manning's career where he has rested for two weeks. The Colts averaged just 19.3 points after that - a low number for a Manning-led squad - and all three of those games were losses."

"Now, Manning's in even more trouble because he perennially struggles against 3-4 defenses in the playoffs. Just check these numbers out: Manning has played in 15 postseason contests. Against 4-3 formations, he's 6-3 (and on a 6-0 run). But when going up against a 3-4 base, he's just 1-5, which includes a loss against the Billy Volek-led Chargers at home in 2007."

"Since 2005, seven teams have won a road playoff game in Round 1. Those seven teams are a perfect 7-0 against the spread in Round 2. That's amazing."

I know the last tidbit is for betting purposes only, but the Ravens are 7 point dogs, sorta like they were last year when they went into Tennessee and clobbered the Titans.

[Requiem]

hate you so much sammyg :( i want to know people who know people

[RP]

LOL Billy Volek lead team. Rivers played most of that game btw.

[RP]

Volek was 3-4 for 48 yards in that game LOL Volek lead team.

[#1-norm-fan]

From The Onion...

Colts To Rest Starters For First Game Of Playoffs

INDIANAPOLIS—At his weekly press conference Monday, Colts head coach Jim Caldwell announced that he will rest key starters during the divisional round of the AFC playoffs to keep his players fresh for a Super Bowl run. "You can't win the Super Bowl if you don't get there with all your players healthy," said Caldwell, who added that next Saturday quarterback Peyton Manning would probably get the first two series, which will mostly be comprised of running plays. "Dwight [Freeney] and Dallas [Clark] will get about a quarter in the AFC Championship game. But honestly, even if we make it to the Super Bowl, I can't see playing these guys the whole game. The 2010 season is closer than you think." Throughout the entire press conference Manning could be seen in full uniform, stalking and pacing in the back of the room.

lol

[McLegend]

Crazy stuff here about Marvin Harrison.

http://www.gq.com/sports/profiles/201002/marvin-harrison

[RatedGSuperstar]

<font color=goldenrod>Nah, I think you have to give Coughlin another year. He brought in a guy he's familiar with as DC...if they don't make the playoffs next year (or possibly like in 2007, a one-and-done) will spell the end of him.</font>

I'm not so sure Coughlin makes it to the end of next year if they have a slow start. If they're sub-.500 at their bye week next year I could see them making a change. Mara seemed pretty pissed off about the way the season ended, and deservedly so.

[Evil Vito]

I'm not so sure Coughlin makes it to the end of next year if they have a slow start. If they're sub-.500 at their bye week next year I could see them making a change. Mara seemed pretty pissed off about the way the season ended, and deservedly so.

<font color=goldenrod>I think it would have to be a REALLY bad start for him to not see out the year, but that's just me. If they start out like 0-3 or 0-4 or something I think he'll be gone and the Giants will hope they can somehow salvage something out of the season.

And even then, they'll just get an interim guy to fill out the year, cause I don't see Cowher coming in mid-season.</font>

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Did Cowher really come out and say he wants the Giants job? If so that's pretty unprofessional.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Cowher hasn't said it, but Jerome Bettis said in an interview that Cowher's told him several times that the Giants were always his ideal job and after a year off he was willing to go coach them in 2008...but of course the Giants won the Super Bowl in '07 instead so Coughlin got extended.

Given that Cowher and Bettis are close, you can put two and two together. Certainly a logical enough reason why Cowher's not returned to coaching yet despite getting offers.</font>

[Team Sheep]

Broncos vs 49'ers at Wembley next season.

[ClockShot]

On Halloween for that matter.

[Team Sheep]

Already booked the Ibis hotel next to Wembley months ago (I guessed what weekend it would land on and I was right). The hotel is now fully booked :eek:

[Big Fat Mike]

Wasn't it between Cowher, Wandsteadt and Reeves for the Giants job all the way back in '93? Like didn't the Giants organization have a huge hardon for Cowher back then?

[Big Fat Mike]

Or am I thinking of something else

[Emperor Smeat]

According to wikipedia, in 1993 the Giants favored Reeves as their primary choice. It seems he won over management by actually lobbying hard for the job. Management then believes because Reeves went beyond the normal process, he showed he really cared about being their coach compared to just viewing it as a job.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_New_York_Giants_%281979-1993%29#Dan_Reeves_arrives

[RP]

I had a dream

Reggie Wayne catches the ball at the sideline at about the opponents 40, turns up field and hurdles a defender at the 20 yard line, keeping his feet and running it in for a TD.

I had that dream.

[RP]

Reggie Wayne is money in the playoffs. 8 playoff TD's. Including a Superbowl TD and a 221 yard game to his record.

The guy is money. He will be money tommorow night. Mark my words. The Ravens will have nightmares of Reggie Wayne.

[OssMan]

I had a dream one time that I was playing football with James Harrison on the street outside my house one day before school and I returned a kickoff 180 yards with him blocking behind me and I was trying to see if that was possible or something.

[Droford]

I had a dream

Reggie Wayne catches the ball at the sideline at about the opponents 40, turns up field and hurdles a defender at the 20 yard line, keeping his feet and running it in for a TD.

I had that dream.

My dream involved Ray Rice going 83 yards for a TD. I thought I was just remembering last week but it was clearly in a dome vs some jackasses with horseshoes on the side of their helmets.

[Big Fat Mike]

I had a dream that I had sex with my hot milfy neighbor. And her daughter.

Not football related but still awesome considering my day is guaranteed to be better than the Colts'.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Marvin Lewis is the coach of the year

hmm

[Reavant]

lol saints

[Big Fat Mike]

Krispy must be losing his mind. lol

[redoneja]

lol Reggie Bush getting fired up. Maybe he's realizing how much of a bust he really is and wants to "step it up"

[redoneja]

Ugh, fucking Saints. I really don't care who wins the Superbowl, as long as New Orleans doesn't.

[OssMan]

Coach of the Year just means coach of a team that made the playoffs and did poorly the year before

[ClockShot]

Warner just got rocked!

[D Mac]

WHO DAT?

Too bad for Roxer.

[D Mac]

Ugh, fucking Saints. I really don't care who wins the Superbowl, as long as New Orleans doesn't.

Better them then the fucking Cowfags.

[McLegend]

Neil Rackers is terrible.

[Droford]

Im glad I decided to cook my wings and miss this game.

Of all things, its also Flacco's birthday today.

[owenbrown]

Am I watching the playoffs or Madden NFL '10?

[Droford]

Am I watching the playoffs or Madden NFL '10?
This is a sneak peak at Madden NFL 2020.

[Loose Cannon]

Rice gearing up

[Loose Cannon]

this game should be nasty and awesome. always love watching the Ravens in tough games

[Droford]

The Colts defense looks pathetic. Flacco is killing them..haha

[DaveWadding]

:(

[Loose Cannon]

jesus christ, I think the refs just enjoy giving Baltimore penalties

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Ahaha suck a dick Ray Ray

[OssMan]

The Colts defense looks pathetic. Flacco is killing them..haha
um
wat

[Londoner]

um
wat

:D

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Ravens got 91 yards in the first half. Colts defense looks pathetic.

66.3 QB rating. Flacco is killing them..haha

[Loose Cannon]

that call on Lewis was retarded. the reciever had the ball in his hands when Lewis hit him. what is he suppossed to do?

[Droford]

The PI on Foxworth was legit but the helmet to helmet on Ray was a total fuckup.

Ravens have been a 2nd half team the whole year and 14 is a lot but Im not giving up yet

[Supreme Olajuwon]

That was obviously the right call. The rule is stupid though because if the receiver holds onto the ball it's not a penalty. Regardless of how stupid it is, Ray knows the rule and he's an idiot for not adjusting.

[DaveWadding]

I want to know if Peyton Manning's balls will ever be dry again after the oral service he is receiving from Dan Dierdorf this week.

[owenbrown]

lol

[Droford]

Eh..Im not happy at all but whatever. The first quarter and 12 minutes of the 2nd were good but it was all downhill from there. When Ed Reed picks off Manning twice on the same drive and it ends up backfiring you know it wasn't a good game.

[Droford]

Speaking of Ed Reed, he said that was likely his last game...fuck.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Saints surprised me today. I said in the Playoffs thread that I thought they were gonna be one-and-done, but they proved me wrong. I know the Cards were banged up, but I don't think it would have made that much of a difference in the end.

I think the AFC Title game is gonna be really good next week no matter who emerges from that.

Fucking hate that I have to root for Brett Favre tomorrow.</font>

[DrA]

I don't see how the Jets can defeat San Diego tomorrow, especially with that quarterback. They looked good against Cincinnati, but so would have the ten other teams in the playoffs had they had to play them. Plus you already had that rookie quarterback making it to the AFC championship well dried out last year.

I have been wrong before however (although not very much). Prove me wrong the New York Jets.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah, I definitely think the Chargers are winning...hell, I picked the Chargers to win the Super Bowl once the playoffs started. BUT, if the Jets can somehow get by them, that means they can also definitely bring it to the Colts. Colts/Chargers should also be a great game.</font>

[RP]

The Colts defense looks pathetic. Flacco is killing them..haha

:kiss:

[Droford]

:kiss:
Flacco was 4 for 4 for 54 yards on that first drive when I posted that.

[RP]

How'd that work out?

[Team Sheep]

Gotta say I was impressed with the Colts and Saints. I thought the Saints were doomed, just couldn't see them getting back their form that they were in the first 10 games of the season. Next week will be their true test however.

I had no idea how the Colts would turn up either. The defense was pretty outstanding.

[Big Fat Mike]

Im pretty sure the Jets having the best defense in the league has something to do with it.

[RP]

I bet Kris P tried to have sex with his wife last night, but couldnt ejaculate. So he went to the bathroom and jacked off to a Reggie Bush football card.

[RP]

Bears DE Adams dies at age 26

[Nervous Ferret]

Clemson :(

[Requiem]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL DROFORD


:rofl::lol::rofl:

[Evil Vito]

Bears DE Adams dies at age 26

<font color=goldenrod>Pretty fucking crazy. Number 4 overall pick just 3 years ago.

I'd have to guess the Bears get some sort of compensation pick in the 2010 draft...since they gave up a second rounder to get Adams last year.</font>

[DrA]

What the hell was the point of that lateral. If they messed that up it would have been it.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I sincerely hope for a Philip Rivers injury today.

Don't hate SD, and he's a great QB, no question. But can't stand the guy.


Go Jets!

[DrA]

The Vikings have gotten their act together these past couple of weeks. They're playing like they were in week 5 as compared to how they played week 15.

[OssMan]

Need the Jets to win SB. Colts are the only other team I don't hate who are still in the playoffs. Couldn't deal with all the sudden Colts fans on here flipping out if they won.

[SammyG]

I hate Jared Allen and the Vikings so much

[Nark Order]

RIP Cowfags

[Crimson]

Blah Vikes/saints should be good.

Pass rush has been sick for the Vikings. Now maybe Wade Phillips doesn't have to come back next year

[RoXer]

ROFL

I hope that interception gets made into a .gif. Romo's reaction was priceless.

[Nark Order]

lol. Love how everyone "absolutely fucking despises" Phil Rivers.

[DrA]

How am I going to be able to face Diesel Mac after this

[Nark Order]

LOL. What a massacre.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

When are we going to talk about the Chargers winning the Super Bowl?

[Nark Order]

Probably in about 2-3 hours.

[Jeritron]

Never

[Nark Order]

BE JEALOUS.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

How come we never talk about the Chargers winning the Super Bowl?

[Nark Order]

Not gonna jinx it here. They could lose to the Jets rynaw, they just probably won't.

[Requiem]

Probably because it's not going to happen. That's how discussions work. You don't discuss 'something that is going to happen' when it's not going to happen.

[Nark Order]

Jesus Chirst. A fucking Colts fan.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Why don't we ever talk about the Chargers winning the Super Bowl?

[Nark Order]

Let's talk about how we all hate Phillip Rivers. Except for me.

[OssMan]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/3005/rivers2.jpg

[Nark Order]

http://www.bigleaguescrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mark_sanchez_eating_hotdog.gif

[Nervous Ferret]

I also like Phillip Rivers. I always have. No idea why. And the more people hate him "and his stupid fucking face" the more I kinda like him. Don't know. Feel bad that he is pretty legit and gets "hated" on I guess. Rest of the Chargers are super gay and today I hope David Harris stuffs Phillip Rivers and his "stupid fucking face" into the annals of gay ass "Qualcomm Stadium"

[Nark Order]

LT gon' kill sum niggas

[OssMan]

Still don't understand why the Giants wanted Eli so badly over Phillip Rivers of NC State University

[Jeritron]

They were going for name brand

[Nark Order]

Hoping for a Chargers/Vikings Super Bowl. We'll see if that is possible.

[OssMan]

jest/saints please

[Nark Order]

Gateskeeper

[Nark Order]

Awful snap.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Can we please talk about how the Chargers are winning the Super Bowl?

[Nark Order]

Floyd!!

[SammyG]

NATE KAAEEDING SHOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I honestly think that if the Bolts win, they will make the Superbowl. Colts just can't beat them.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Kickers have been awful this year across the board</font>

[Nark Order]

It's alright, Kaeding. I forgive you.

[D Mac]

So happy the Cowfags are out.

[Requiem]

Absolutely hate CBS. Don't know if this is a nationwide issue with the way they broadcast or what, but in our area they have HORRIBLE signal. They are still on a VHF signal, AND they share a wave with a radio station (just a local issue), so they have to weaken their signal strength in order to come in 'underneath' that station.

So we, and most people around here, get HORRIBLE reception during prime hours. So right now, this game is unwatchable due to interference and overall shittyness of the network.

Completely pissed off that the Super Bowl is going to be shown on CBS, because they are the absolute worst around here.

[Nark Order]

Gates is on FYAH

[D Mac]

I can't get KOLR 10 at all here. Moved the digital antenna everywhere and always get black screen weak signal message. :mad:

[Requiem]

I can't get KOLR 10 at all here. Moved the digital antenna everywhere and always get black screen weak signal message. :mad:

Yep.. KOLR10 is shit. And now you know why you get horrible signal. Because they're cheap idiots.

[Nark Order]

Lots of defense in this game. This is like that time Ash Ketchum battled that Samarai kid in the forest in a Metapod vs Metapod defense duel of chaos. HARDEN.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Still don't understand why the Giants wanted Eli so badly over Phillip Rivers of NC State University
Also the Chargers got rid of Drew Brees and the Giants got rid of Kurt Warner so these guys could play

[Nark Order]

Your blitz is futile.

[BCWWF]

Sidney Rice.

[Nark Order]

INCOMPLETE

[Triple A]

This game does not feel good

[Nark Order]

Well, I'm feeling fine.

[SammyG]

Jesus Jets, get a fucking first down at least.

[SammyG]

lol 11 more penalty yards than total yard for NYJ

[Triple A]

Good @ keeping Shonn Greene in. Fucking Thomas Jones

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Narc, I'm glad you started posting in here. The Chargers were one of the few teams that didn't have at least one irritating fan that posted in this thread.

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Jets/Colts would be bananas. Kinda want the Jets to win just to see the reaction if the Jets ever beat the Colts. Don't think that would ever happen but still.

[OssMan]

Absolutely hate CBS. Don't know if this is a nationwide issue with the way they broadcast or what, but in our area they have HORRIBLE signal. They are still on a VHF signal, AND they share a wave with a radio station (just a local issue), so they have to weaken their signal strength in order to come in 'underneath' that station.

So we, and most people around here, get HORRIBLE reception during prime hours. So right now, this game is unwatchable due to interference and overall shittyness of the network.

Completely pissed off that the Super Bowl is going to be shown on CBS, because they are the absolute worst around here.
bro you live in missouri bro

[Requiem]

ya and

[OssMan]

dat interception

[Triple A]

Feel like I am gonna throw up watching this game

[OssMan]

PHILLIP RIVERS

[Triple A]

omg

[Big Fat Mike]

Fuck..the colts are going to the super bowl now

[RoXer]

Oh come on please score here

[Big Fat Mike]

"Late Headbutt" ? Like a headbutt during the play would be legal?

[Triple A]

Why is this bullshit being done at the start of the 4th

[Supreme Olajuwon]

what the fuck is this shit

why cant they do this at halftime

[Big Fat Mike]

Carissa Miller looks exactly like swisgar from metalocalypse

[Supreme Olajuwon]

love a good white DB

Jim Leonhard baby

[Triple A]

omgomg

[OssMan]

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/7793/yeahbuddy.jpg

[Nark Order]

Hey. Crap.

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Jets have 2 white defensive backs

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Mike DeVito straight outta Cape Cod I think

[OssMan]

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[Requiem]

When are we going to start talking about the Colts winning the Super Bowl?

[BCWWF]

Branson, Missouri was probably not the highest priority for updating the signals.

[Nark Order]

Hey. This kind of sucks.

[Jeritron]

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[Requiem]

I do not live in Branson. I live in the Springfield surrounding area.

CBS is the only basic channel around here that doesn't come in. Every other one comes in crystal clear. Hell, since the digital change over, I get more channels than I did before. Even our freaking local shitty public access channel broadcasts crystal clear in HD.

[OssMan]

TAKE A KNEE
ANOTHER VICTORY
LT

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Jets have obviously paid off the other teams' place kickers

[McLegend]

Man Keading is one of the biggest choke artists ever.

[Nark Order]

Glad Kaeding picked this game to suck.

[Requiem]

Man, the Chargers are going to have a really hard time knocking the Colts out of the playoffs if they're not in the playoffs anymore.

[OssMan]

NOW CHALLENGE THAT CALL
I DON'T LIKE THAT CALL
NOT A VERY GOOD CALL

[Big Fat Mike]

Can't believe that the Jets are going to the AFC title game. Rex Ryan should have been coach of the year.

[Big Fat Mike]

On the other side of that coin, how long does Chargers' management keep Norv Turner around after this loss?

[McLegend]

Go for it.

[Triple A]

grinding my teeth

[OssMan]

PICK UP THE BLITZ

[McLegend]

Jets/Colts matchup pretty exciting.

[Nark Order]

Alright. Changed my mind. I don't forgive Nate Keading.

[redoneja]

Go ahead and wave to ya momma LT. Jets are for real.

[redoneja]

Colts might keep it real-er though

[Nervous Ferret]

My favorite professional football team won today. :cool:

[Nervous Ferret]

Suck it Narc "hahahaha"

[Nark Order]

FOILED AGAIN!

[Team Sheep]

I have no nails left. What a fuckin emotional ride that game was. From Leonard's interception, Shonn Greene's amazing TD run, and poor little rookie Mark Sanchez, goes in to one of the most intimidating places in the NFL and gets another play off win against all odds. The New York Jets are one game away from the Super Bowl :'(

Magic.

[Requiem]

The New York Jets are one game away from the Super Bowl :'(

Magic.

And it's the closest they'll get. :D

[Team Sheep]

I'm confident in the Bolts decisively beating the Jets.

[Nervous Ferret]

Intentionally have been picking the Jets to lose the last few weeks so not to "jinx" them. Feel like a huge superstitious fag but I feel like everyone will be picking the gay ass Colts again. Just like this week. Would be hilarious if the Jets went to the Superbowl.

[Nervous Ferret]

Also really glad the Jets could win for footballs sake. If they were both 1 v 2 matches that would have been so lame. Plus who likes any of those teams unless you are a fan of them? Mad hateable teams other than the Jets

[Loose Cannon]

holy shit

[Loose Cannon]

by the way, loved seeing Yankee hats on the Charger fans. get out of here

[Team Sheep]

As soon as Kaeding missed the first field goal I just had a feeling, those are the kind of things that happen when it's your day.

[Team Sheep]

Lol I hate Southern California.

Except for Mark Sanchez.

[Team Sheep]

Also really glad the Jets could win for footballs sake. If they were both 1 v 2 matches that would have been so lame. Plus who likes any of those teams unless you are a fan of them? Mad hateable teams other than the Jets

Yeah I was thinking every year now we see at least one wildcard team go far. The Jets had to keep that going :D

[DrA]

How does a Norv Turner team not make the Super Bowl

[Reavant]

And it's the closest they'll get. :D

just a fair warning... im going to rub it in so incredibly hard if the jets beat the colts especially considering theyre in this position because the colts "let" them win week 16

[ClockShot]

And the Broncos fans breathe a sigh of relief.

[Gonzo]

The Chargers, Cowboys and Eagles are all out of the playoffs. I am happy. My buddy is a huge obnoxious Chargers fan and I hate Phillip Rivers, so this is awesome.

I want to see the Vikings go, I don't care who makes it in the AFC. I wouldn't mind seeing either the Jets, because they are just awesome to watch. I love the formula that they play with. I also wouldn't mind watching Peyton, the guy is arguably the best ever.

[DaveWadding]

Vikings/Jets Super Bowl.

[Nark Order]

The Colts are going to beat the Jets.

[Skippord]

lol Chargers

[Nark Order]

I'm not really bothered bit it as much as I should be. They had a bad night. Keading really fucked them over hard when he is usually their saving grace. No doubt Chargers are the better team for me, they just picked a really lousy fucking night not to show it.

[OssMan]

I'd love to see a solely Narcissus/Requiem football discussion

[Skippord]

Nate Kaeding's head looks like a small pumpkin

[Triple A]

I'm not really bothered bit it as much as I should be. They had a bad night. Keading really fucked them over hard when he is usually their saving grace. No doubt Chargers are the better team for me, they just picked a really lousy fucking night not to show it.

lol

[Nark Order]

This is what we call in the sports world "an upset."

[Nark Order]

BREAKING NEWS: Nate Kaeding tried to commit suicide immediately following the game but the bullet veered off wide right and missed his head.

[Skippord]

I don't think it could miss his weird mutant head

[Nark Order]

Kind of sucks the Colts are definitely going to the Super Bowl now though. Don't even know who I'll go for at the SB now. Hopefully Colts/Vikings.

[OssMan]

Didn't Kaeding do this sh1t in jets vs chargers playoff game in 2005.

[SammyG]

Yeah he did, they showed highlights of it too. Insane game. Major props to the Jets, although I don't really like Rex Ryan. Jets/Colts should be good, got the Colts in a close one though. In the NFC, I will never root for the Vikings because of Jared Allen, so go Saints.

[Nark Order]

Actually, Jets could probably beat the Colts in certain scenarios now that I'm breaking it down. Might actualy be a good game. Colts are the favorite going in but the Jets beat a favored team today so who knows anymore.

[D Mac]

Hope the Jets go all the way.

[weather vane]

wow fuck the Jets...

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Wow the Chargers are the most anti-clutch franchise of all time, it's unreal. Doesn't help when you have LT on your team, has he honestly ever had a good game in the playoffs? Even an average game?

lol @ the chances of the Jets beating the Colts in the playoffs after the Colts let them into the whole thing. I highly doubt it will happen but you never know. I thought the Chargers were gonna beat the Jets but I wasn't as confident as I am with the Colts. Colts, in a meaningless game, had a lead on the Jets even tho the Jets were "fighting for their lives." It wasn't like they were crushing them but I felt like they were about to run away with it - only to put the JV QB in and hand the game away.

I really don't want to see either team win the Superbowl but I think the Jets would obviously be the better story. Plus I think they would be more entertaining during Superbowl week, with "characters" like Rex Ryan, Bart Scott and Braylon Edwards (maybe he will punch out one of DWade's boys in Miami).

At least I don't mind the teams in the NFC. Saints winning would be cool and are an exciting team to watch. I find this whole Favre thing hilarious and him winning the Superbowl would be the ultimate FUCK YOU to everyone. If the Vikings do lose I hope Favre at least has a good game so he doesn't ruin the big fuck you type of season he's had. Brett Favre 7 inceptions in 16 games? Come on man, he's just a kid out there having some fun playing the game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

LIGHTS OUT on the Chargers

[Skippord]

I have no nails left. What a fuckin emotional ride that game was. From Leonard's interception, Shonn Greene's amazing TD run, and poor little rookie Mark Sanchez, goes in to one of the most intimidating places in the NFL and gets another play off win against all odds. The New York Jets are one game away from the Super Bowl :'(

Magic.
Since when is San Diego one of the most intimidating places in the NFL to play?

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

The lights are out? LT better be careful he doesn't bump into anything after pulling his annual playoff exit, hiding behind his tinted visor.

[FearedSanctity]

LIGHTS OUT on the Chargers

Sadly, people will continue to dick ride the Chargers as a Super Bowl contender for the next couple years. They just can't seem to do shit in the playoffs, and that's obviously when you have to play your best.

Great regular season team, terrible playoff team.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Tila Tequila must be San Diego's version of the Jessica Simpson jinx

[Emperor Smeat]

Wow the Chargers are the most anti-clutch franchise of all time, it's unreal. Doesn't help when you have LT on your team, has he honestly ever had a good game in the playoffs? Even an average game?

lol @ the chances of the Jets beating the Colts in the playoffs after the Colts let them into the whole thing. I highly doubt it will happen but you never know. I thought the Chargers were gonna beat the Jets but I wasn't as confident as I am with the Colts. Colts, in a meaningless game, had a lead on the Jets even tho the Jets were "fighting for their lives." It wasn't like they were crushing them but I felt like they were about to run away with it - only to put the JV QB in and hand the game away.

I really don't want to see either team win the Superbowl but I think the Jets would obviously be the better story. Plus I think they would be more entertaining during Superbowl week, with "characters" like Rex Ryan, Bart Scott and Braylon Edwards (maybe he will punch out one of DWade's boys in Miami).

At least I don't mind the teams in the NFC. Saints winning would be cool and are an exciting team to watch. I find this whole Favre thing hilarious and him winning the Superbowl would be the ultimate FUCK YOU to everyone. If the Vikings do lose I hope Favre at least has a good game so he doesn't ruin the big fuck you type of season he's had. Brett Favre 7 inceptions in 16 games? Come on man, he's just a kid out there having some fun playing the game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The irony would be if Farve and the Vikings faced the Jets in the Superbowl mainly because how the Jets management and most fans blamed Farve for their late season slide last year. Not only would Green Bay look foolish for getting rid of Farve but also makes the Jets look foolish by proclaiming him washed up or a bad player like some Jets players said last season.

To be fair at least Green Bay gave him enough chances for him to make a decision each and knew they needed to give Rodgers playing time for him to develop as the team's future QB.

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Didn't even factor in the Jets thing. Wow if Vikings beat the Jets in the Superbowl, THAT'S the ultimate fuck you. The only way that could be topped would be the Vikings beating the Packers on the way.

[Team Sheep]

Since when is San Diego one of the most intimidating places in the NFL to play?

Did you hear how loud the place was yesterday? Of course it's intimidating, you've got 70,000 Mexicans on top of you. Health and safety probably turn a blind eye on the place because it's basically Mexico.

[Team Sheep]

I'm not really bothered bit it as much as I should be. They had a bad night. Keading really fucked them over hard when he is usually their saving grace. No doubt Chargers are the better team for me, they just picked a really lousy fucking night not to show it.

Lol that's the point of the playoffs. Tests your ability to win in a one loss and you're out pressure situation. Once again, the Chargers failed. Did nobody tell you that 11 straight wins means fuck all in the postseason? :lol:

[Team Sheep]

Still hasn't sunk in that the Jets are in the AFC Championship game. Gonna love hearing all week how we don't have a chance on Sunday.