NFL Thread

[Evil Vito]

The Bears have already signed Connor Barth as a replacement kicker.

[Evil Vito]

Meanwhile the Giants just made a really puzzling move. They released Jasper Brinkley who as of yesterday was scheduled to be their starting middle linebacker AND whose salary this year was fully guaranteed. And they signed QB Josh Johnson.

The Giants like most teams rarely ever carry 3 QBs on their roster to open the year, because you can always sign veteran QBs later in the year if needed and realistically your season is fucked if your starter goes down.

The only theory that would make sense to me is that Brinkley is banged up and wasn't going to suit up this week, so they cut him with the plan of bringing him back next week since they've already guaranteed him his money. Johnson meanwhile is a fast QB who can simulate Dak Prescott in practice.

If it's not that though, I don't get the move at all. Brinkley was one of their only good LBs last year.

[Droford]

First regukar season parlay bet

Broncos +3.5
Jets +2.5
Chargers +7.5
Ravens -3.5

Also got in on the Ravens at 22-1 to win the Super Bowl

I'm keeping a journal of all my picks this year. I will post the rest of my picks at some point.

[McLegend]

We need more people in them Pick them league.

[Emperor Smeat]

Probably not a good sign for Jared Goff's career that Deadspin basically compared him as the next Jamarcus Russell when it comes to possible busts.

Going to be the first QB picked #1 since Russell to not start in Week 1 and Rams don't even have him listed on the depth chart (Rams punter is their 3rd stringer). Even comparisons to QBs picked high and didn't start in Week 1 or their rookie season don't look good for Goff since those teams already had quality vets as starters or purposely did it to groom them into franchise QBs.

For some reference, Russell managed to topple Ryan Leaf as worst ever bust in NFL history.

http://deadspin.com/jared-goff-is-not-ready-1786315447

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!

[Evil Vito]

Fuck yeah

[ClockShot]

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Let's do this Denver.

[Droford]

Not gonna highlight all the times they got blown out in the Super Bowl?

[Droford]

Turnovers ugh

[Droford]

Nice run for your first NFL carry Janovich.

Bringing the fullback back

[Heisenberg]

I was a Mike Alstott mark back in the day

[screech]

Didn't think you were allowed to challenge after calling a timeout

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

If you have a timeout you can challenge.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Chopblock

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Total Elimination

[Emperor Smeat]

Cam took a few brutal looking shots to the head tonight.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

No catch.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The ball moved after he went to the ground. I don't think they made the right call.

[screech]

Didn't look like he secured the ball the whole way

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

lol

[screech]

But hey, it only took one game to see that the NFL still doesn't know what a catch is

[screech]

Well there ya go lol

[Evil Vito]

The Giants remain the only home team to lose the Kickoff Game, having done so twice since the tradition started in 2002. :(

Glad the Broncos won though.

[Evil Vito]

Wait...Trevor Siemian was born in my hometown? Didn't grow up here or anything but that's still pretty rad.

[RP]

http://russellstreetreport.com/files/2013/05/faces-of-jim-caldwell.jpg

[Droford]

The Giants remain the only home team to lose the Kickoff Game, having done so twice since the tradition started in 2002. :(

Glad the Broncos won though.

I'm glad you qualified that as home team. The Ravens lost in Denver because of the Orioles..

[Emperor Smeat]

:( no Gronk for week 1's game against the Cards. Pats also lost two guys on the O-line for the game as well which is going to make things even tougher for Garoppolo.

[Droford]

Drofords Generate Gambler Picks
Broncos +3.5
Falcons -2.5
Titans +2.5
Chargers +7.5
Raiders +.5
Jets +2.5
Eagles -4.5
Packers -5.5
Texans -6.5
Ravens -3.5
Dolphins +10.5
Giants PK
Colts -3.5
Patriots +6.5
Steelers -3.5
Rams -2.5

[Droford]

First regukar season parlay bet

Broncos +3.5
Jets +2.5
Chargers +7.5
Ravens -3.5

Also got in on the Ravens at 22-1 to win the Super Bowl

I'm keeping a journal of all my picks this year. I will post the rest of my picks at some point.

Winner winner chicken dinner. $550 in my pocket

[screech]

Hey the Ravens won :)

[Droford]

I have another 5 team parlay with Chargers Jets Ravens + Dolphins +10.5 and Giants +.5 that is looking interesting

https://s9.postimg.org/ixkj624cv/811201619212.jpg
Plus the one I already cashed in

https://s9.postimg.org/amwo79ywf/811201619348.jpg

[Droford]

Never been a bigger giants fan than right now lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bills, Jets and Miami fall!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the ending to Cowboys-Giants

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Droford wins 1050!

[Droford]

Haha..haha..thanks for the $500 cowboys lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Pats have Mongo's Nephew as a player. Just held somebody.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

HOGAN BROTHER!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

1-0.

[Mercenary]

A song for Arizona <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/AflEY2DI89g" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Emperor Smeat]

:love: Pats win.

Garoppolo looked good tonight against the Cards D.

[Evil Vito]

The Patriots, who were being given 9 points on the road, just pulled out a win against one of the presumptive NFC favorites without their two best players and a massive mismatch on the offensive line via missed a field goal. And the rest of their division lost.

Boy am I sure glad to see that. Boston fans deserve it, nothing ever goes their way.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

And for the most part if it wasn't for a few fumbles by Blount it wouldn't have been that close.

[owenbrown]

I will laugh my ass off if the Pats go 4-0 while Brady is suspended, that will be a huge slap in the face to Adolf Goodell

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I will laugh my ass off if the Pats go 4-0 while Brady is suspended, that will be a huge slap in the face to Adolf Goodell

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[Evil Vito]

I will laugh my ass off if the Pats go 4-0 while Brady is suspended, that will be a huge slap in the face to Adolf Goodell

If that happens, it's officially time to start the perfect season watch.

[Droford]

I will laugh my ass off if the Pats go 4-0 while Brady is suspended, that will be a huge slap in the face to Adolf Goodell

The Arizona game was the toughest one of the 4.
Not to mention it's 3 straight home games vs Miami Houston and Buffalo. Houston is the toughest of them.

Also throwing this in here as a reminder to me my early lean on picks for a parlay are Jets Ravens Bucs and Vikings..

[Innovator]

If that happens, it's officially time to start the perfect season watch.

And only one Quarterback can stop them.

[Droford]

And only one Quarterback can stop them.

Which is funny cause the Ravens play them on MNF just like their undefeated season. Just one week later..

[Frank Drebin]

RG3 has been placed on IR

[Evil Vito]

#FactoryOfSadness

[Ruien]

Maaan. Browns can't catch a break.

[Black Widow]

See the Niggers couldn't put aside their attention seeking protest for one day.

It's funny how I only know who two of these fuckers are!

[Innovator]

And only one Quarterback can stop them.

http://yorktown.lohudblogs.com/files/2011/05/Eli-Manning-and-GE-puppy.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

Maaan. Browns can't catch a break.

Guess Lebron's quest to rid Cleveland of its sports curse didn't cover the Browns.

[Ruien]

Not until he starts playing for them too.

[Droford]

Maaan. Browns can't catch a break.

They caught a break. A shoulder break..

[Droford]

Drofords Generate Gambler Picks
Broncos +3.5 W
Falcons -2.5
Titans +2.5
Chargers +7.5 W
Raiders +.5 W
Jets +2.5 W
Eagles -4.5 W
Packers -5.5
Texans -6.5 W
Ravens -3.5 W
Dolphins +10.5 W
Giants PK W
Colts -3.5
Patriots +6.5 W
Steelers -3.5 W
Rams -2.5

11-5 or 68% (+$975)

Find it a bit quirky 3 of the 5 I missed were 2.5 pt lines though I got the Jets..and the Packers almost Covered the 5.5 which would have set me at 75%

[Evil Vito]

I think most of the country fell asleep to the Ramrs/49ers game last night. Even the ones who weren't intending to sleep at that point.

[Ruien]

I did.

[Droford]

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I bet Harlan gets suspended. Broadcasters not supposed to acknowledge fans running ibn the field and Westwood One & NFL are going to be worried about more people doing it for the attention.

[owenbrown]

Kevin Harlan should get a raise for that. That moron on the field deserves an ass kicking.

[poopfromweiner dude]

owenbrown have you ever run into the field?

[Nark Order]

Go 9ers

[owenbrown]

owenbrown have you ever run into the field?

no why the fuck would I want to be a drunken idiot?

[Heisenberg]

cause people that follow the rules don't make the history books?

[Emperor Smeat]

NFL teasing kickoffs might get removed within the near future.

NFL thinks those plays are responsible for a high amount of head injuries and even with recent changes still don't like the amount of hits occurring.

Also their plan to move touchbacks to the 25 yard line hasn't worked as well since teams are starting to do shorter kicks to ensure the ball stays in play. Fewer touchbacks compared to week 1 last season.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/roger-goodell-admits-that-a-key-nfl-play-could-be-eliminated-soon/

[Ruien]

I seriously think that will start a slow but steady downfall to football.

[screech]

Just wait for Devin Hester to retire since he can't do anything else.

[Droford]

Getting rid of kickoffs would also do away with onside kicks for teams trailing the only way they can win

[Droford]

I put $100 today on
Jets PK (well +1/2 but might as well be PK)
Chiefs +2 1/2
Cowboys +2 1/2
Saints vs Giants Over 52.5
To Win $1100

Road dogs but they should all win..and there won't be any defense in the Saints/Giants game

[Droford]

http://www.trbimg.com/img-57d98d29/turbine/bal-is-joe-flacco-elite-terrell-suggs-new-t-shirt-shows-how-the-ravens-feel-20160914

[Ruien]

Just wait for Devin Hester to retire since he can't do anything else.

Didn't he retire a few months ago?

[Evil Vito]

Getting rid of kickoffs would also do away with onside kicks for teams trailing the only way they can win

It's fairly obvious that they would keep onside kicks in.

[screech]

Didn't he retire a few months ago?

Signed a 1-year deal with the Ravens a week ago.

[Ruien]

Oh.

[ClockShot]

Raiders moving to Vegas got closer to reality.

State oversight committee unanimously voted to approve $750 million in public funding for the stadium project.

Still gotta win over the Governor, Nevada legislature, and 3/4ths of NFL ownership.

[Droford]

http://images.footballfanatics.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=/productImages/_2475000/FF_2475498_xl.jpg&w=200

I don't mind the Ravens color rush uniforms

Plus the numbers match the gold pants from last year

http://i.imgur.com/3x7TVOZ.jpg

Although they'll be wearing purple pants.

Plus the numbers match my hat I bought
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/417gmbfgs3L.jpg

[Droford]

I'm dubbing the Jets/bills game to the incompetent Bowl

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Anybody watching on your twitter machines?

[Droford]

I'm split screened on my tv with the Os game

[Droford]

Revis Island has been condemned

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The most penalized team in NFL in 2015 continues to shoot themselves in the foot in 2016.

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty interesting comment by CBS commentators about NFL using chips in footballs and possibly using it to make FGs tougher.

The part about teams going for 4th down a lot more is probably going to be true and be counter to what the NFL wants with less hits occurring per game. Also go against rules and changes over the years meant to help scoring occur more.

[Droford]

The NFL fooling around with the rules is moronic. I know theyve moved goalposts around and all in the past but if it's not broke don't fix it

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Usually when the Pats have a 2 game lead on a team it's game over. If the Pats win this week it doesn't really mean the Bills season is over but.....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Obvs touchdown. Onside kick coming up.

[Evil Vito]

Bills fire offensive coordinator Greg Roman.

[Innovator]

Rex isn't making it through the season

[Ruien]

Bills fire offensive coordinator Greg Roman.

I think they forgot their defense is the one who sucked balls.

[Fignuts]

Fuck's sake, when does hockey season start?

[Ruien]

Lol at a person drugging and raping women being nominated for the HoF.

[Droford]

I wonder if th3 NFL scheduled the Seahawks as the Rams home opener on purpose

[Evil Vito]

Lol at a person drugging and raping women being nominated for the HoF.

It's terrible, but in fairness to the NFL (lol) there are 84 nominees. It really seems like anybody who has had any sort of a lengthy career and isn't eligible for the seniors committee is automatically nominated.

He won't be one of the 25 finalists come November.

[Droford]

Weekly Patriots Conspiracy Theory update

Wes Walker hasn't signed with the Patriots yet because hrs practicing with Tom Brady while Brady sits out and if he signed with the Patriots he wouldn't be able to practice with him. When Bradys suspension is over he'll sign with the Patriots..

[Ruien]

Didn't Wes Welker retire by force?

[Droford]

You just wait..

[Droford]

Drofords Degenerate Corner Week 2

Jets PK
Lions -5.5
Chiefs +2.5
Patriots -6.5
Ravens -6.5
Steelers -3.5
Cowboys +2.5
Giants -5.5
49ers +13.5
Bucs +6.5
Rams +6.5
Colts +6.5
Raiders -4.5
Jaguars +3.5
Vikings +2.5
Eagles +3.5

I have $100 to win $1100 on Jets/Cowboys/Chiefs/over 52.5 in the Saints/Giants game

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[ClockShot]

I don't know what's worse to watch right now.

The Patriots blowout, or the Giants offense.

[McLegend]

This Steelers/Bengals game is pretty old school. They are hitting really hard.

[Tom Guycott]

Refs ain't dumb. They're trying to put this Steelers game to bed and get out that bullshit rrain .

Raining so hard, I had to look outside * my* house.

[Droford]

Ravens looked like shit for the first 10 minutes and then decided to show up and score 25 unanswered points to win their 2nd largest comeback ever 25-20. You take wins however you can get them I guess.

[RP]

I KNEW IT! I PICKED THEM! KNEW IT ALL ALONG!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Colts 0-2. :D

[Ruien]

Colts 0-2. :D

Why does this make you happy? Wouldn't you want Denver to lose as they are your biggest threat?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cause fuck them and their dirt bag owner.

[Emperor Smeat]

According to ESPN, Bills literally waited until after the official team picture was taken to fire their offensive coordinator recently.

Greg Roman took the group picture with the team and then immediately got told he was fired by Rex Ryan.

[Ruien]

Cause fuck them and their dirt bag owner.

Lol. Okay then.

[Mercenary]

There goes AP

[Droford]

With all the injuries the Ravens somehow manage to dodge any serious ones. Good thing

[McLegend]

Carson Wentz is going to get a horrible injury since he gets hit so hard.

[owenbrown]

https://d2v9y0dukr6mq2.cloudfront.net/video/thumbnail/UhGJuGw/breaking-news-broadcast-animation-graphic-title-4k_eyk-npba__M0007.jpg

The Chicago Bears still suck.

[McLegend]

I want nothing more in my life then Carson Wentz to be the Eagles franchise QB for the next 12 years.

[Droford]

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Waiting for the black lives matter crowd to get pissed off

[Mercenary]

Gronk is active for tonight

[Clerk]

No one can mess with Jacoby Brisset

[Mercenary]

Brisset is awful just awful

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at both Bresett and a Texans defender just suddenly stopping and staring at each other during a rush play. That might have been the slowest ever juke for a TD.

[Ruien]

So who's better. The third string QB or Brock who just signed a huge contract?

[Mercenary]

right now the back up as Brock was picked off

[Ruien]

The fact that is even a debate is laughable at Houston.

[Mercenary]

Houston is shitting the bed here

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Pats won.

[Droford]

Degenerate Picks week 3

I already had the Texans like an idiot -1.5
Broncos +3.5
Raiders +1.5
Cardinals -4.5
Ravens -1.5
Browns +9.5
Giants -4.5
Lions +7.5
Vikings +7.5
49ers +9.5
Rams +5.5
Eagles +3.5
Jets +3.5
Colts -2.5
Bears +7.5
Falcons +2.5
LW 6-10
Overall 17-15

This week's a parlay
Ravens
Broncos
Giants
Vikings
$300 to win $2400

Lots of dogs. Woof Woof

[Clerk]

Can't wait until Josh Gordon gets back on the field. The best WR returns in 2 weeks baby! It's LITTY TITTY

[Clerk]

Also when Gordon gets back we gonna have the best WR core in the NFL. Gordon, Pryor, Barndidge . Plus Duke Johnson let's go

[Droford]

If the Browns only had a QB

[Clerk]

Omg tell me about it. Who would you rather have start at QB Kessler or Pryor

[Innovator]

Giants can't get out their own way today, should be up by 14

[screech]

Hey the Ravens won :)

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Thanks for nothing Cleve.

[McLegend]

C'mon Eagles

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sproles holy shit.

[DaveWadding]

That Sproles catch was a TD all the way no question.

[Emperor Smeat]

Rams-Bucs game has been pretty good near the end.

[Evil Vito]

I think the Eagles might actually be good. Fuck.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bills, Jets and Fins all tied for last.

[Droford]

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[Fignuts]

Are the Bills good? I don't know anymore.

Hope Pats have their 4th string qb next week.

[Stride]

How can u waiste your whole life kicking and still cant kick, the 1 chance the browns have to win and cody kezzler fucks it up smh should of had terrele pryor kick it

[Stride]

Thanks for nothing Cleve.


Shutup there gonna start winning wen josh Gordon comes back idiot dont ever doubt the browns

[Droford]

Degenerate Picks week 3

I already had the Texans like an idiot -1.5
Broncos +3.5 yes
Raiders +1.5 yes
Cardinals -4.5
Ravens -1.5 yes
Browns +9.5 yes
Giants -4.5
Lions +7.5 yes
Vikings +7.5 yes
49ers +9.5
Rams +5.5 yes
Eagles +3.5 yes
Jets +3.5
Colts -2.5 yes
Bears +7.5
Falcons +2.5 yes
LW 6-10
Overall 17-15

This week's a parlay
Ravens
Broncos
Giants
Vikings
$300 to win $2400

Lots of dogs. Woof Woof
10-6 but fuck the Giants for costing me $2400

27-21 is 56%..want to get to 60%

[Droford]

Saints clearly don't have much of a "dome field" advatage If they couldn't win this game tonight lol.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Shutup there gonna start winning wen josh Gordon comes back idiot dont ever doubt the browns

I have never doubted the Browns, ever. I always count on them on fucking up in the most spectacular ways possible.

How about those Ravens? They won 2 superbowls.

[Stride]

I have never doubted the Browns, ever. I always count on them on fucking up in the most spectacular ways possible.

How about those Ravens? They won 2 superbowls.

the browns would destroy the ravens when we face them with josh gordon its over there eliminated

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

the browns would destroy the ravens when we face them with josh gordon its over there eliminated

Yeah when the Cleveland Indians are eliminated in the ALDS by Texas watch Major League to laugh away the tears.

[Evil Vito]

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[Clerk]

Do the Browns have the most weapons on offense than any team in the NFL? Josh Gordon, Corey Coleman, Terrelle Pryor, Gary Barnidge, Duke Johnson, Isiah Crowell, 3 Recievers who will be #1 recievers on any other team and 2 stud running backs. Plus Duke is a great RB than can catch aswell so you can use him as a pass threat too. Once Gordon gets back it is over Browns 13-3

[Droford]

You could have Jerry Rice and Calvin Johnson in their prime and without a competent QB theyd be worthlesd

[Clerk]

I'm taking Josh Gordon over any other reviever. 6"3 230 and probably the top 3 fastest players in the nfl. thats why they call him flash. plus probably the strongest reciever too. he's awesome to watch.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Rex Ryan going to a recent Patriots conference call just to ask who the Patriots were going to start at QB for the game this Sunday.

As Patriots receiver Julian Edelman wrapped up a conference call with Buffalo reporters, Ryan -- who just entered the room for his news conference -- leaned over into the speakerphone and asked Edelman a question.

"Julian, this is, uh, Walt Patulski from The Buffalo News," Ryan said. "Are you playing quarterback this week?"

"Huh?" Edelman responded.

"Are you playing quarterback this week?" Ryan repeated.

"I'm gonna do whatever the coaches ask me to do," Edelman said, "so if they ask me to go out and get a glass a water to someone on the sideline, I'm gonna do that with a smile on my face if it helps our team win. So you can ask Coach that one."

"All right, Julian, I will, buddy," Rex said, as he laughed and walked to the lectern.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17660885/rex-ryan-asks-julian-edelman-playing-qb-conference-call

[Ruien]

Haha Rex is amazing. If I was a Bills fan I would want him to be the coach for a long time due to the team is going to suck regardless.

[Clerk]

No coach is better than Hue Jackson. Browns will go 13-3 or 12-4 once gordon gets back everyone's defense will be torched.

[Stickman]

Anyone else having a hard time trying to figure out their against the spread picks this week? I am also having a hard time picking for a loser pool. Tough week.

[Ruien]

Pick Miami.

[Clerk]

don't pick miami there terrible browns almost beat them but the kicker cant make a field goal lol

[Mercenary]

:lol: Rex Ryan going to a recent Patriots conference call just to ask who the Patriots were going to start at QB for the game this Sunday.


http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17660885/rex-ryan-asks-julian-edelman-playing-qb-conference-call


yet Brady will be suspended for this and more draft picks lost

[Droford]

Anyone else having a hard time trying to figure out their against the spread picks this week? I am also having a hard time picking for a loser pool. Tough week.

Have my picks (in 27-21 ATS 58%)

Dolphins +7.5
Colts -2.5
Browns +8.5
Seahawks vs Jets NL
Bills vs Patriots NL
Falcons +3.5
Lions -2.5
Titans +6.5
Ravens -3.5
Broncos -3.5
Cowboys -2.5
Chargers -3.5
Rams +8.5
Steelers -5.5
Vikings -4.5

Little more chalk this week..I'll post the picks for two no lines but SU take Seahawks and Patriots

[Stickman]

My pools have Seahawks -1.5 and Pats -4.5

[Droford]

Wish it was more pts for the Jets..Probably have to go Seahawks -1.5
For whatever reason I like the Bills +4.5

[Droford]

I'm taking Josh Gordon over any other reviever. 6"3 230 and probably the top 3 fastest players in the nfl. thats why they call him flash. plus probably the strongest reciever too. he's awesome to watch.

Have fun watching him in the RFL (Rehab Football League)

[Clerk]

Fucking assholes he comes back in 1 week Ur team get shit on

[Droford]

He's entering Rehab..so..not coming back in 1 week

[Clerk]

Why why why. You had all this time to enter and you decide now is the best chance? It's fucking weed how hard could it be to quit? Only time I ever tried it I ate a roach. Omggggggg. At least terrele pryor is still a beast . Love his attitude that's how everyone should act . But Josh please u don't need rehab. I will catch a flight to Ohio and fucking teach u not to smoke gungadorian

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Obviously, it's not weed.

[#1-norm-fan]

Anyone else having a hard time trying to figure out their against the spread picks this week? I am also having a hard time picking for a loser pool. Tough week.

I'm gambling on the football (outside of friendly bets) for the first time ever this week.

Wanna do a parlay. The only ones I feel any confidence at all in are Dallas -2 over SF, Arizona -7 1/2 over St Louis and Pittsburgh -4 1/2 over KC. MAYBE Detroit -2 1/2 over Chicago.

Might just do money line since I feel like a garbage touchdown is gonna fuck me up in one of these if I do go with a parlay.

[Clerk]

Obviously, it's not weed.

then what is it

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They are going to release him.

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17678102/cleveland-browns-intend-part-ways-wr-josh-gordon?sf37518508=1

[Clerk]

Wow i hope we don't get rid of him that would be the dumbest thing ever. He would have came back next week we would have beat the redskins without him and beat the patriots with him. :( he's so good u don't need rehab . rehab is for scrubs how can u not just say no it's easy.

No
-Rosa Parks

[Clerk]

If they get rid of him I want everyone on the staff fired. Coaching staff and the general manager fired on the spot. No need to get rid of the BEST WR IN THE NFL. It would be so dumb.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Once he's clean the Pats will sign him and Brady will make him look like a god. Sorry about your damn luck.

[Stickman]

Wish it was more pts for the Jets..Probably have to go Seahawks -1.5
For whatever reason I like the Bills +4.5

I am leaning towards the Bills, but this game will go one of two ways, 1) tight game, 2) NE blows them out.

[Clerk]

He's already the best receiver in the league.

[Droford]

How can he be the best not having played in almost 2 years.

[Clerk]

I know your a bandwagon and the only time you see the Browns is when the media bashes them. You've never seen him play

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That word you use. I do not think it means what you think it does.

[Droford]

I know your a bandwagon and the only time you see the Browns is when the media bashes them. You've never seen him play

As a Ravens fan I Have to watch 2 Browns games a year.

I even saw Gordon play 1 game live in Person..1 catch for 16 yards..the greatest 16 yard catch on NFL history

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

lolBills Sammy Watkins on the IR.

[Clerk]

Ravens fan? Lol ifb for u

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why? They stole your team and won 2 superbowls with it. If anything Droford should feel bad for you.

[screech]

lolBills Sammy Watkins on the IR.

Why is it funny that he's injured?

[Mercenary]

Why is it funny that he's injured?


yOU MEAN HE WASN'T?

[Clerk]

Ravens suck lol idk why they try they'll never make it. They have a team full of nobody's i can't name 1 person sorry excuse for a team

[Emperor Smeat]

Pats recently signed Gronk's brother, Glenn Gronkowski, to the practice squad. All they need to do is convince another one of his brothers to unretire and play for them to compete the football Gronks set.

Another one of his brothers played for the team a few years ago.

[Droford]

Ravens suck lol idk why they try they'll never make it. They have a team full of nobody's i can't name 1 person sorry excuse for a team

Terrance West..you should know him

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why is it funny that he's injured?

It's not but it's funny cause the Bills are hindered. I said LOLBills like LOLTNA.

[Clerk]

Terrance West..you should know him

That's the best one on your team? If not why bring him up. Duke Johnson better anyway

[Droford]

I mentioned him because he's the only guy I know off too of my head that played for your Browns

[ClockShot]

I didn't think the London game would be on the schedule so early in the season today.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jax winning by a TD/2 point. LOLColts.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

If you kick it all the way out of the endzone you should have it at the 20. If you catch it and decide not to run it out for a touchback it should be 25.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jax should have all their games in England. Colts lose!

[Droford]

I didn't think the London game would be on the schedule so early in the season today.

They have 2 more London games this month week 7 and 8 and a Mexico game in November

[ClockShot]

They have 2 more London games this month week 7 and 8 and a Mexico game in November

Yeah. Didn't think the overseas schedule started this soon.

[Emperor Smeat]

Pats were way too sloopy against the Bills but going 3-1 without Brady was a lot better that I was expecting going into the season.


Yeah. Didn't think the overseas schedule started this soon.

Probably wanted them out of the way early since none of those matchups are of real importance unlike later games in the season. Same for the quality of the matchups.

[Clerk]

Unbelievable

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The punishment is over...for the Patriots.

Sorry about your damn luck, Browns.

[Ruien]

I am going to laugh so hard if Brady has a terrible game that leads to a Browns win. I feel 90% of the world will pick NE this week in their survival pool.

[Evil Vito]

This Giants team is in huge trouble.

[Ruien]

There is some life for you.

[Evil Vito]

The Vikings have been running the hurry up offense all game and the Giants look like they're still getting surprised in the 4th quarter.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fight!

[Ruien]

Damn. Bradford was gifted an amazing team.

[Evil Vito]

Eli has just 4 TD and 4 INT over 4 games. And 3 of those TDs came in Week 1. With OBJ, Cruz, and Shepard the offense was meant to be built on big plays down field - instead they've barely looked down field at all because other teams have figured out they just need to have a few guys in cloud coverage to turn Eli into Captain Checkdown. Or in the case today, Captain Throwdown. I've never seen Eli play scared like this before, dude was just throwing balls into the ground within 2 seconds due to a total lack of trust in the pass protection around him.

Eli and McAdoo need to come up with a new attack before this season spirals out of control with Green Bay, Baltimore, and the always weird London trip coming up. Then the Eagles and Bengals after that. The Chicago and Cleveland cream puff games might come too late in the season to help them.

[#1-norm-fan]

So I feel like the NFL is trying to avoid bad press against the first female official ever after she just made, without exaggeration, maybe the worst call ever.

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http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl-says-no-officiating-controversy-in-weird-browns-redskins-fumble-210323416.html

[Clerk]

Of course it happened to the Browns. I wish Rodger goodwill gets jumped one day

[Emperor Smeat]

Probably didn't help none of the other refs came to bail her out of the bad call but doesn't top the ending call by replacement refs at the end of Seahawks-Packers a few years ago.

That call was soo bad, the NFL immediately ended its lockout with the regular refs as a result.

[Droford]

I'd assume since Aquib Talib pulled a Plaxico Burgess that he gets suspended?

[#1-norm-fan]

Probably didn't help none of the other refs came to bail her out of the bad call but doesn't top the ending call by replacement refs at the end of Seahawks-Packers a few years ago.

That call was soo bad, the NFL immediately ended its lockout with the regular refs as a result.

I don't know. I think that was was more of a mess and got more attention because of the whole replacement ref thing and the fact that it happened in a game people actually cared about.

As far as how bad the call was though, I think this one was worse.

[ClockShot]

Denver's starting Paxton Lynch this Sunday. Trevor Siemian shoulder ain't back to normal yet.

The future has arrived earlier than expected.

[Emperor Smeat]

Pats released guard Jonathan Cooper who came from the offseason trade with the Cards who got Chandler Jones in return.

Did it because Cooper has been struggling with injury problems and the rookie who took over has played well enough to keep his starting spot. Even his backup played well enough that the Pats didn't feel it was worth keeping Cooper just to be #3 on the depth chart.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bing predicts Pats have a 78 percent chance of victory? The fuck are they smokin'. They could put 78 points on the board against those losers!

[Droford]

Today's parlay

Vikings -6.5
Titans +3.5
Eagles -3.5
Broncos -5.5
To win $7000

I know I got hosed on the Broncos line since its down to -4 due to Lynch but I figure the Broncos will run a lot vs Atlanta

[Droford]

Bing predicts Pats have a 78 percent chance of victory? The fuck are they smokin'. They could put 78 points on the board against those losers!

Browns to win outright

Not even talking about the 11 pts

Outright winner

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I hope you didn't make that bet.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's gonna day for Cleveland. Losing in this game and Sox going to take the series back today and tomorrow.

[Mercenary]

Browns to win outright

Not even talking about the 11 pts

Outright winner


LOL you got be joking

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Red Sox gotta feed off on this.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

fuck the sox game has been cancelled.

[Frank Drebin]

please cut conor barth

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Pats won. Brady was really good for his first game back.

[ClockShot]

Yikes. This Atlanta offense is no joke this season.

[Evil Vito]

Tom Brady had a better first five weeks of the season than the Browns.

[Evil Vito]

I really don't see how Mike McCoy survives the season.

[Fignuts]

Yeah Bills.

[Emperor Smeat]

Broncos head coach Gary Kubiak got sent to the hospital after today's game due to a sudden illness.

[Clerk]

Tom Brady is a ugly fat faced slob. lol crybaby ugly ass. but chin nerd. always cheating to win hopefully we check the balls to see if he didn't do anything to him bitch ass hoe fuck him shitty ass idk why they try when they suck everyone knows whos gonna win the superbowl.

[Droford]

Ravens fires Trestman..Marty mornhinweg is the new OC. They fired Cam Cameron midseason in 2012 and went on to win the SB

[Droford]

The Ravens are 5-3 vs the Redskind now previous 2 losses they went on to win the Super Bowl

[RP]

Ravens fires Trestman..Marty mornhinweg is the new OC. They fired Cam Cameron midseason in 2012 and went on to win the SB

Sounds like Sb to me

[ClockShot]

It just hasn't worked out for Marc Trestman since he came over from the CFL.

[Droford]

Panthers are fucked

No reason to rush Cam back

[Emperor Smeat]

Former Cowboys defensive end Greg Hardy announced he's taking a break from football to work on a MMA career since nobody was interesting in signing him this season.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oh my god. They could do it.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Raiders=First Place.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Can you believe it?

[Clerk]

Lets go my cowboys are dominating once again haha best team in the league boii

[owenbrown]

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[Stride]

Well browns almost had it today can't wait till Kessler gets on the field next Sunday to see what else he can accomplish LET'S GO BROWNS

[Clerk]

Browns need to fire hue Jackson and hire Elpresador. Also release Cody Kessler and trade for Cardale Jones or draft JT Barrett

[Stride]

Kessler is the face of browns probably the best thing that has happened to the Browns why would anyone one release such an athlete it would be dumb

[Black Widow]

What a load of shit. Sherman's all over Jones and you call nothing when they need a FG.


Suspend those officials. Send a message, for once. That can't happen.

[RP]

BLACK ON BLACK CRIME

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Droford]

If assume even with a bye week he'll be out for the Ravens game in 3 weeks which means despite playing like shut the Ravens will be in first place after they #beatthepittsburghsteelers

[#1-norm-fan]

Just like beating the Giants was practically a guarantee, right?

[Droford]

Even the shitty Ravens last year #beatthepittsburghsteelers twice so..