NFL Thread

[Nark Order]

Miami is the best team in the world today for some reason.

[#1-norm-fan]

I have no faith in a Romo-less Cowboys team to even beat Jacksonville next week. Can't see Romo coming back before the bye though.

[Ruien]

Murray and the offensive line can destroy Jax by themselves. Weeden won't touch the ball in the red zone next week.

[Ruien]

Love how people bought into San Diego so quickly this year.

[Ruien]

Maybe Manziel could be the Browns RB.

[Droford]

Come on jaguars lol

[Emperor Smeat]

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Wow at Rams. Got really lucky that boneheaded decision didn't cost them points.

Pats D has been great so far against Manning and co.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Brady/Manning might be more a overrated rivalry than Cena/Orton.</font>

[ClockShot]

Pretty much given in to the fact that Denver won't win in New England, ever.


Only hope I have is that the roles reverse and Peyton makes a late comeback.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wow at the 49ers-Rams ending

[Ruien]

Pretty much given in to the fact that Denver won't win in New England, ever.


Only hope I have is that the roles reverse and Peyton makes a late comeback.

Denver should have home field over them at least.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Holy fuck, Kaepernick.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[Ruien]

They may win but damn Seattle is not going to go anywhere this year playing like this.

[road doggy dogg]

smh @ whistle on onside kick

no foul... kick was before official was in position

scrub officials

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Pats win

[Droford]

Lol this interview with Hines Ward and Suggs

[ClockShot]

Denver should have home field over them at least.

Again?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

http://www.memegene.net/media/created/sy8nz8.jpg

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Sorry bro.

[ClockShot]

No worries. Came home from work and turned on the TV and pretty much said "not happening".

Although, if Denver does go on the road to New England next season for the 3rd straight time, I'm calling shenanigans.

[Ermaximus]

If Weeden starts next week, Jags will win.

[Droford]

At least the Steelers aren't wearing those god awful bumble bee jail bird uniforms.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Loser is last place. Hahaha. Have they ever played for that dubious rank?

[Droford]

I'm sure there's been a couple matchups where one of them was in last.

[#1-norm-fan]

No worries. Came home from work and turned on the TV and pretty much said "not happening".

Although, if Denver does go on the road to New England next season for the 3rd straight time, I'm calling shenanigans.

They won't. If they play next year it will be in Denver.

http://www.fbschedules.com/nfl-15/2015-denver-broncos-football-schedule.php

[screech]

This game will go to overtime and my heart will explode because Ravens-Steelers

[Droford]

I'm surprisingly calm

[Droford]

That was almost too easy.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

First Sunday in awhile that I don't have anybody playing. Guess its why is the battle for last place.

[Droford]

Getting all the punts in they didn't have last Sunday night

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What a shithead Harbaugh is for complaining about that obvious call.

[screech]

Like Belichek has never complained about and obvious call. Please stop.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Looks like Flacco just paid for the D's sins on Big Ben. Ouch.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Like Belichek has never complained about and obvious call. Please stop.

I bet Bill could be a ref he knows the rules just as well as the refs. If hes upset he knows they screwed up.

[Droford]

Its amusing the Steelers needed an out of shape retired Harrison to fix their defense

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ravens might want to give Ray Lewis a call.

[#1-norm-fan]

An out of shape, retired Harrison just forced Joe Flacco into an interception.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Well, looks like he's done.

NVM walking off on his own.

[Droford]

Ravens might want to give Ray Lewis a call.

More like Dieon Sanders

[screech]

I bet Bill could be a ref he knows the rules just as well as the refs. If hes upset he knows they screwed up.

lol so he has never ever in his career complained about an obvious call. Right. Shut up

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Harrison Beast Mode.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Yes NBC I always wondered how they made the Turrible towels. Thank you so much.

[Droford]

Yeah, don't call the pi on that..hmph

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Back-pay? He's not even on a team. They cut him. Why are they talking about Ray Rice when he's not even on the team?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Yeah, don't call the pi on that..hmph

Holding/illegal contact at the very least.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is he a legal receiver?

[Corndad]

2008 James Harrison showed up tonight and is pretty much owning this game so far.

[Emperor Smeat]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1fFIOGCEAAmZLh.jpg

[Ruien]

Its amusing the Steelers needed an out of shape retired Harrison to fix their defense

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He seemed down at first look. Surprised it too them this long to challenge it. Ravens should have been faster to the snap.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Its amusing the Steelers needed an out of shape retired Harrison to fix their defense

Might want to get a dehumidifier for the basement.

[#1-norm-fan]

Ravens getting owned by an out of shape, retired player. lol

[Droford]

Steve Smith won't endeer himself much talking to the steelers like that..

[Droford]

He wasn't even near his knees

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's a chop-block.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Erick Rowan asking Steelers players to be smart.

[Droford]

It's a chop-block.

Chop block by rule is a penalty on an offensive player..so no

[Droford]

Ravens abandoned the run = recipe for disaster

[Ruien]

I agree. Forsett needs more carries. And I need to trade him in FF for a different RB because he has a BYE on the same week as Murray.

[#1-norm-fan]

Ravens not being able to block that out of shape retired guy all game = recipe for disaster

[Ruien]

Going to laugh so hard if Baltimore falls in last place behind those terrible Cleveland Browns (That Cin was only about because of a tie).

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ravens abandoned the run = recipe for disaster

They might have to give Ray Rice his job back and pay him for the time lost. Might as well try to use him.

[#1-norm-fan]

Not tackling Antonio Brown = Recipe for disaster

[Droford]

Well Jacoby Jones just saved the game

[#1-norm-fan]

Keeping Joe Flacco off the field. Good strategy.

[Droford]

Brown shoves off on Webb no call

[Droford]

Stupid challenge, refs won't be able to see anything "definitive"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

One of the hardest calls to reverse. I'd rather have the time-out.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

If they don't see anything definitive they should return the time-out and say "sorry bro."

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Nice-push Brown. smh

[Droford]

No call again on brown. Pft

[#1-norm-fan]

Refs totally missing the "illegally completing a pass in the end zone while not playing for the Ravens" penalty there. UGH

[Droford]

The good news is no way in hell Metzenberger (sp? Dont really care) throws for 5 TDs next week. And then they have a bye..

[Droford]

A spark of hope maybe

[Droford]

Yeah, call that pi from the 2 down 19 with 2 minutes to go

[#1-norm-fan]

Ravens will run away with the Division, they're going to catch Cincy at the right time (in two weeks) and the Steelers the week after and the Titans the week after that. 7-2 going into the bye, then the lol saints.
8-2 going into the Thanksgiving weekend matchup with the Chargers which is the toughest game left as they finish up with the Dolphins, Jaguars, Texans and Browns. I see no less than 12-4..

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Just throw somebody out already.

[Droford]

Kiesel is like Daniel bryan on a ton of steroids

[#1-norm-fan]

6 TD passes lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I hope Steelers paid for dinner before the game. Jeez. Ravens getting fucking owned tonight.

[#1-norm-fan]

Steelers had the game handed to them on a silver platter.

Can't wait for Sunday night in 2 weeks

Could you not wait because you predicted seeing a record setting game by Ben Roethlisberger? Good job.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Knew the refs were full of shit when they went to the sidelines. They weren't going to throw anybody out.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Just take a fucking knee already.

[Corndad]

Ben with 2 6 TD games in a row. Wow.

Also Suggs is pretty much a joke now. Did he even record a tackle tonight?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wow Ravens took a timeout? Jesus christ.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What an asshole.

[#1-norm-fan]

Nick Foles out for at least a month. The Mark Sanchez era in Philly begins...

[Nark Order]

Suggs is probably the most legendary shit talker of all time.

[Droford]

Most frustrating thing for me is I counted at least 3 times Brown pushed off, including once that was almost a carbon copy of last weeks call on Steve Smith and no flags. It'd be one thing if they didn't call it on Steve Smith and no calls tonight, but its fucking annoying when there's no consistency on the calls.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Nick Foles out for at least a month. The Mark Sanchez era in Philly begins...

Already picked up in my 2 QB league.

[Nark Order]

Most likely everyone is going to be like "oh no. Get ready for Captain Buttfumble" and they'll joke on him hardcore while he fucking destroys everybody. Mark Sanchez can be extremely good at times. Just like "lol Romo" everytime he plays a game and he carves everybody up.

[Droford]

Mark Sanchez winning in philly is just more salt being rubbed in the Jets wounds

[Emperor Smeat]

To be fair, Sanchez did throw 2 INTs and both lead to Texans points but wouldn't be surprised if he does play well while Foles is out. Philly's system and QB developing is a lot better than the Jets and their mess.

[Clerk]

The Browns were the 3rd best rushing team when Tate was injured now that he's back getting the majority of carries there like 26th or something. Ben Tate sucks.

Anyway the Browns have 8 games left 4 of them are should wins and the other 4 are against (Bengals x2, Colts and Wins) If they could win the 4 should wins and take 1 or 2 from the other 4 I think they could pull out a wild card spot.

[road doggy dogg]

Most likely everyone is going to be like "oh no. Get ready for Captain Buttfumble" and they'll joke on him hardcore while he fucking destroys everybody. Mark Sanchez can be extremely good at times. Just like "lol Romo" everytime he plays a game and he carves everybody up.

I get the general sentiment, but Romo is a much better quarterback than Mark Sanchez.

(I'm sure you're also aware of this and just drawing a parallel, but making sure we don't start talking crazy)

[Clerk]

Does anyone think the browns will make the playoffs?

[Ruien]

Jets fans raise over 10,000 dollars in 5 days for a billboard to urge the owner to fire the GM.

[McLegend]

Sanchez at one point was good so it can't be that bad.

[Innovator]

Anyone want to catch the ball?

[Innovator]

....closest to a big play the Giants have had

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Terrible game.</font>

[Innovator]

And it looks like Prince tore his bicep

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Ugh. I know with their schedule it probably wasn't realistic anyway, but with Sanchez now at QB for the Eagles and Romo one sack away from Dallas needing to roll with Brandon Weeden, there was a chance there for the Giants to cash in.

They'll probably need to go 7-1 the rest of the way to make the playoffs. Yeah...no.

It's all good, they're due to win it all next year. I'll take the 4-year plan.</font>

[Nark Order]

Put up or shut up for the Browns this week.

49ers are in such bad shape right now. The end of that game was weird and I thought Crabtree was in for the touchdown but you can't expect to win a game where the o-line gives up 8 sacks. If we won that, it would've been in spite of ourselves. Such sloppy awful offense the entire game. If we don't beat the Saints, we're done.

[Nark Order]

Yes. We. Fuck off.

[road doggy dogg]

Hate people who get irrationally upset when people refer to their home/favourite team as "we". No, nobody who says "we won this week!" actually thinks they are part of the team. They are simply associating themselves as a fan and it's way simpler to say "we" than "the Lions" or whatever, mad less syllables. Eat a dick, haters

[Nark Order]

Some older guy the other day was like "Oh, what position do you play?" and I wanted to punch him in his stupid old face. It is quite obvious that I am not under the delusion that I play strong safety for the San Francisco 49ers. I am invested in the team and feel like I'm apart of the fanbase that helps feul the organization. "We" doesn't seem inappropriate.

[Ruien]

Should have told him you were the backup kicked.

[poopfromweiner dude]

Any1 who says we is a GEEK

[road doggy dogg]

posting on an internet wrestling forum, I think that is a foregone conclusion

[Droford]

I could see the Browns winning but I won't get my hopes up.

[road doggy dogg]

Jeremy Hill show

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

<font color=goldenrod>Terrible game.</font>

Yep, lowest ratings all year so far.

[Emperor Smeat]

Texans benched Ryan Fitzpatrick in favor of Ryan Mallet for possibly the rest of the season.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Not sure how it took this long.

[Droford]

molly Shattuck, the former Ravens cheerleader who was married to one-time Constellation Energy CEO Mayo A. Shattuck III, was arrested on Wednesday and charged with third-degree rape and unlawful sexual contact with a 15-year-old boy, Delaware State Police said.

The 47-year-old mother of three and prominent philanthropist is accused of giving alcohol to the boy, her son's classmate, and performing oral sex on him at a Delaware beach house over the Labor Day weekend, according to an affidavit for a search warrant filed in Baltimore County District Court.

Back in 2005 she was 38 and the oldest Cheerleader in NFL history.

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[Heisenberg]

It's a tossup right now in a discussion I'm having with myself. I was asking me what two teams in the NFL suffered the biggest fall from grace. I thought of the Falcons and Panthers suffering hits, but like Seattle was lagging a bit for awhile and they are the champs. I just remember Atlanta and Carolina having good squads the last few years and with Tony Gonzalez and stuff gone the Falcons have seemed to get pissed on. Plus Roddy White ain't getting any younger.

[Clerk]

week 10 predictions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhG7slMjLxY&list=UUwNvdtSQfkljyW_FT-BNZWA

[Emperor Smeat]

London is getting 3 NFL games next year.

The New York Jets-Miami Dolphins rivalry will head overseas next season, as the AFC East opponents are scheduled to play in London, the league said Thursday. It will be the first divisional game in the history of the London series.

The game will take place Oct. 4, 2015, in Week 4. The Buffalo Bills and Jacksonville Jaguars will meet in London on Oct. 25 in Week 7, and the Detroit Lions and Kansas City Chiefs will play there Nov. 1 in Week 8.

[road doggy dogg]

Yeah 90p sure I'm gonna go to Lions game next year there

[#1-norm-fan]

I don't know how I feel about a divisional game going to London.

Let's face it, the fans there are mainly just happy about getting some live football. They'll take any game they get. Why deprive Miami fans of their traditional half of the Jets-Dolphins series?

[owenbrown]

is the NFL TRYING to piss off the Brits with these shitty games?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Apparently the CBA doesn't allow the league to force teams to give up a home game to go to London...so instead the league pretty much told them that any teams who want to be considered for future Super Bowls had better give up a home game to London at some point.

Miami of course wants to host more, as would Jacksonville who nobody goes to watch anyways. KC have a great home field advantage but the city has been adamant about trying to land a Super Bowl.</font>

[Droford]

Baltimore has a clause in the stadium lease that doesn't allow home games being played outside of the state of Maryland. But its not like Baltimore has a snowballs chance in hell to host a Super Bowl so it doesn't matter.

Also found it funny RG3 was in my town (http://www.lowereasternshorenews.com/2014/11/washington-redskins-qb-rg3-visits.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+LowerEasternShoreNews+(Lower+Eastern+Shore+News))today eating at Olive Garden.

[Ruien]

I would assume most places have contracts like that. These would be exceptions that all parties would agree with.

[Droford]

Andy Dalton isn't a fan of the no passes from beyond the line of scrimmage rule.

[Droford]

Bengals have 3 straight road games and by the grace of the schedule Makers they might go 1-2 cause of the game in Tampa in 3 weeks.

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh. So the Browns are not fucking around apparently.

[Ruien]

Bengals really need all of their offensive pieces to be good it seems.

[Destor]

Put up or shut up for the Browns this week.They put up

[road doggy dogg]

Andy Dalton

[road doggy dogg]

Wonder if Droford/Supreme will bicker over this game.........

[Crippla]

Browns might just have a winning record this year

[Crippla]

More importantly the Pats have a bye this week

[Ruien]

Browns might just have a winning record this year

Browns may make the playoffs this year.

[Crippla]

Possibly but don't jump to conclusions too quickly in that division

[Ruien]

I said may. Steelers are the front runner. Baltimore is LOL Droford.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Would feel like such a bizarro world if the Browns AND Bills both made the playoffs in the same year.

Probably won't happen though. I do think 2 teams are coming out of the AFC North but I'm not sure I can see a second East team making it in, the Chiefs are playing really well right now and if the Chargers can get themselves together they'll be in the mix too.</font>

[Crippla]

I doubt the Bills or any team in the AFC East other than the Pats will make the playoff but that would be strange

[road doggy dogg]

Miami has a waaaaaay better chance than Buffalo

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah, Tannehill looked great on Sunday. Mike Wallace looks like he actually cares. Lamar Miller way better than expected. Defense mostly solid.</font>

[road doggy dogg]

Damn, ESPN's stupid "playoff machine" isn't updated for this year yet. Says "after week 11"... love using that thing to plot out scenarios but guess I'll have to wait

[Clerk]

Browns win WOO

[screech]

Baltimore still has a shot, but the CB issues will be tough to overcome. Offense, for the most part, has been better than in years' past. I don't see a division title, but a wildcard is possible.

Browns look legit right now, and Gordon is due back next week (or is it the week after?) so they'll get a boost for sure.

I'm not totally sold on CIN, but they always seem to hang around, plus they're 2-1 in the division.

And then the Steelers. Their offense has been fantastic (ugh) and their defense is good more often than not (ugh). They will probably win the division. I need to scrub myself now.

Division title could come down to the final week. This AFC North report was brought to you by SURGE. And THE DEMON KANE

[road doggy dogg]

Week after next (12)

[road doggy dogg]

How have the Bears only played 1 division game so far... seems LUDAcris

[road doggy dogg]

^ by contrast, the Ravens have already played 5 division games. Weird-ass schedules

[#1-norm-fan]

Damn, ESPN's stupid "playoff machine" isn't updated for this year yet. Says "after week 11"... love using that thing to plot out scenarios but guess I'll have to wait

http://raylehnhoff.github.io/nflschedulepicker/?a=-alqZpqalaalZmqZWlZpqqlqmqVtWVmppqamamWlqlmapWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_

[Nark Order]

Jeremy Hill said that the Browns "weren't very good" after the Bengals got blown out. Classic sour grapes.

Scoreboard, bro.

[owenbrown]

Niners' Frank Gore: 'We're going to the playoffs' (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000423584/article/niners-frank-gore-were-going-to-the-playoffs)

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[road doggy dogg]

someone posting the Mora clip after hearing the word "playoffs" is arguably the most cliche sports thing of all time and I fucking hate you

[Droford]

Wonder if Droford/Supreme will bicker over this game.........

I honestly thought about starting a "hey did you see that football massacre on NFL network last night" thread but his shitty team beating the Ravens somehow would be too easy of a comeback. I was going to do it if they lost to Jacksonville though, which almost happened.
Bengals don't scare me with 3 straight road games starting in New Orleans plus a week 16 game vs the Broncos and 2 games vs the Steelers left. The only way they finish over .500 is because 8-7-1 is technichally over .500 (3-4 is being optimistic considering their schedule).

Rest of AFC North teams could have 10 wins and somebody won't get a wild card.

[road doggy dogg]

Think I might finally be off that Bengals bandwagon... said this yesterday but Dalton's game last night may have been the worst quarterbacking I've ever seen. Including the Josh Freeman experience last season.

[Emperor Smeat]

Cards and Carson Palmer agree to a 3 year, $50 million contract extension. Only next year is guaranteed although around $20 million is also guaranteed.

[road doggy dogg]

It's a decent extension. Palmer gives them at least stability at the position and they're only really committed to him for another year. Could be worse.

[road doggy dogg]

Also had to laugh at a headline that stated "Calvin Johnson officially probable for tomorrow"

I understand it's because of the way they list injury status (probable/questionable/doubtful/out), but "officially probable" just reads funny

[Nark Order]

Hole e shit. 9ers not fucking around to start this game

[Nark Order]

Using Gore. Using Vernon. Kap running. Dominant defense. What in the fuck is this? This is incredible.

We are playing like the 49ers again

[Droford]

Wish I could laugh at the Steelers getting trounced by the Jets

[Ruien]

To early to do that. They are still the Jets.

[#1-norm-fan]

Alright. 31-7. Let's go ahead and get Romo out of the game now.

[Droford]

Lol steelers missed a 23 yard fg down 17..woomp woomp woomp

[Droford]

Steelers go from first to last place..woomp woomp woomp

Browns are in first place..

[Ruien]

So rooting for the Browns to win the hardest division in football.

[Nark Order]

This 9 era game has gone to hell. Started so well.

[road doggy dogg]

Stafford, what a beaut

[Nark Order]

Oh my god this game is going to kill me

[Nark Order]

LOL Parrish Cox flopping like Vlade Divac

[Nark Order]

Holy god. We needed that win. Good game, Kris P.

[#1-norm-fan]

Matt Hasselbeck is working as an analyst for the Cardinals-Rams game right now. Is this a normal thing that I've missed? Guys on their bye week working other teams' game as an analyst? Seems weird.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I honestly thought about starting a "hey did you see that football massacre on NFL network last night" thread but his shitty team beating the Ravens somehow would be too easy of a comeback. I was going to do it if they lost to Jacksonville though, which almost happened.
Bengals don't scare me with 3 straight road games starting in New Orleans plus a week 16 game vs the Broncos and 2 games vs the Steelers left. The only way they finish over .500 is because 8-7-1 is technichally over .500 (3-4 is being optimistic considering their schedule).

Rest of AFC North teams could have 10 wins and somebody won't get a wild card.

So you DID see those threads

I KNEW IT

[DaveWadding]

Matt Hasselbeck is working as an analyst for the Cardinals-Rams game right now. Is this a normal thing that I've missed? Guys on their bye week working other teams' game as an analyst? Seems weird.

I didn't know that Matt Hasselbeck still played football.

[Droford]

I even posted in one of them

[#1-norm-fan]

I didn't know that Matt Hasselbeck still played football.

Yeah. He's Andrew Luck's backup.

[Droford]

Yeah. He's Andrew Luck's backup.

He must have a lot of time to practice other jobs.

[Innovator]

Giants 17-14 at the half against the Seahawks, because of course

[Nark Order]

I need those Giants to do Narc a solid.

[Innovator]

God Lynch is sooooo good

[Emperor Smeat]

http://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2442786/beast.0.gif

God Lynch is sooooo good
Yeup. Going to be huge if Seattle really doesn't want him back for next year.

[Evil Vito]

The Giants certainly haven't disgraced themselves, but that pick in the end zone has cometely swayed the momentum.

[Droford]

Carson Palmer thanks the Cardinals for his new contract by tearing up his knee.

[DaveWadding]

JOHN BROWN

[#1-norm-fan]

Any team in any other division in the NFC would either be on top in the NFC South or within a game of it. lol NFC South.

[Innovator]

Yeah Giants hung around as long as they could

[DaveWadding]

John Brown and Patrick Beasterson are the best. <3

[#1-norm-fan]

332 rushing yards for the Seahawks. Jesus Christ.

[DaveWadding]

BEASTS JUST GONNA BEAST.

[Evil Vito]

As if it wasn't already...it's officially time for the Giants to shift focus to 2015. They're middle of the road, but in the wrong division.

[DaveWadding]

and I mean Patrick F. Beasterson.

[DaveWadding]

CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Droford]

Seattle will lose to KC next week.

[#1-norm-fan]

And no one should be terribly surprised by that.

[Clerk]

1st place browns

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-cards="hidden" lang="en"><p>THIS JUST IN: Cardinals fear QB Carson Palmer suffered torn ACL in left knee Sunday vs Rams. (via multiple reports) <a href="http://t.co/QhpgYcG24g">pic.twitter.com/QhpgYcG24g</a></p>&mdash; SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) <a href="https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/531613535819034625">November 10, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Ruien]

That sucks. Arizona is such a great team too. Hope they still win the division.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Pats take 2 game lead with Buffalo's defeat. Bills are a loss away from being .500.

[#1-norm-fan]

A game over .500.

What a joke team.

[Innovator]

So if they go even the way out they're 9 and 7? Shit team

[Ruien]

LolBears

[McLegend]

This has been a bad year for Sunday Night Football.

[owenbrown]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/smackblog/chi-nbc-nfl-sunday-night-blowouts-20141103-story.html

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[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>This sums up the Packers/Bears game quite nicely. Wonder if they'll let Rodgers get the record.</font>

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[DaveWadding]

Palmer probably re-tore his ACL. :-\

[#1-norm-fan]

Mike McCarthy just challenged a 3 yard completion for the Bears on 1st and 10 from their own 20... While up 48-7 with 5 minutes left in the 3rd quarter...

[owenbrown]

Sunday Night Blowouts on NBC
Aaron Rodgers throwing 6 TDs
change the channel, 'cause here there's nothing to see
because it's the 8th straight blowout game on NBC

[Nark Order]

Fully expect the 9ers to lose to the Giants next week. No matter how good we've been in the past couple of years, the Giants continually thrash us. They just play us well.

[screech]

Hey the Ravens won :)

[road doggy dogg]

So did the Detroit Football Lions


I'm so glad we caught Green Bay when we did. They're starting to look like a juggernaut

[road doggy dogg]

Also pretty wild to think that if we didn't MISS THREE FIELD GOALS AND LOSE ON A LAST-SECOND 58 YARD KICK against Buffalo, we'd be 8-1 right now

[road doggy dogg]

Also pretty wild to think that if we didn't MISS THREE FIELD GOALS AND LOSE ON A LAST-SECOND 58 YARD KICK against Buffalo, we'd be 8-1 right now

Not that that would be very significant... @ARI and @NE the next two weeks :nono:

[screech]

Those should be good games

[screech]

V nervous about Week 12 @NO

Ravens CBs will get torched, probably

[Evil Vito]

Fully expect the 9ers to lose to the Giants next week. No matter how good we've been in the past couple of years, the Giants continually thrash us. They just play us well.

<font color=goldenrod>The Giants usually play the Niners very tight, however this is the first time the Giants are playing the Niners with Kap at the helm and that alone scares me. If the Niners watch the Giants' game film from this week they'll realize the Giants are very poor in the area of containing the QB running game.

I swear Seattle ran the same play like 6 or 7 times yesterday. Line up all the receivers to one side of the field, Giants move all of their defenders to that side, Wilson rolls out to the other direction and picks up a 10 yard gain with minimal effort.</font>

[road doggy dogg]

classic Madden move

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>That's what it felt like. :( And not once could they bother to leave a LB or something covering the empty side just in case.</font>

[Ruien]

RDD, at least you will catch Arizona without Palmer.

[road doggy dogg]

Fuck yeah, maybe we will avoid going 0-2 over the next two weeks after all. Possible. Doubtful but possible. Maybe someone can remind Drew Stanton of his roots and have him sabotage their gameplan from the inside.

[Clerk]

Remember when RDD and afew others were skeptical of Bruce Arians? Now look at yall.

[Ruien]

I think you will get 1 win at least. Lions are capable of beating New England too. I feel a 1-1 is likely rather than a 0-2 or 2-0. Detroit will shit the bed one game and rock the other.

[Ruien]

Lions also play the Bears twice still. Green Bay already got those 2 automatic wins.

[Innovator]

Carson Palmer has a torn ACL

[road doggy dogg]

Lions also play the Bears twice still. Green Bay already got those 2 automatic wins.

Just super glad the Packers game was early in the season while they were shit and not in a groove yet. Unfortunately it wasn't at Lambeau. Here's hoping the week 17 matchup will have little playoff implications for the Pack, a place the Lions have traditionally struggled ( :wavesad: Jason Hanson)

Looking at the remaining schedule, sitting at 7-2 now it should not be a stretch to cautiously expect a 10 or 11-win season. Of course, the past couple seasons have shown that it's never a guarantee that the Lions won't spiral out of control and lose 6 or the final 7 games, so nothing will shock me at this point.

[Innovator]

If Megatron and Stafford stay healthy, 11-5/12-4 should be reasonable

[Nark Order]

Drew Stanton is not a bad backup at all.

[DaveWadding]

Drew Stanton is not a good starter at all.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I think Arizona will be fine. They have plenty of weapons. And when in doubt, just air it out to John Brown.</font>

[Ruien]

They will be fine for the regular season. Don't think they can move in the playoffs without Palmer.

[Droford]

V nervous about Week 12 @NO

Ravens CBs will get torched, probably
The new guys they picked up were OK yesterday after early struggles. I think they'll find success vs Bree's with pressure on him.

Anyway..all 4 teams are 2 games over .500 in the AFC north and its the first time that'd happened at any point in a season since 1935.

[screech]

I know the guys up front will bring THE HEAT, but it's not like Brees will be on his back all day. Hope the d-line doesn't get PANCAKED

[ClockShot]

So, uh, about that new contract the Cardinals gave Palmer?

[Droford]

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2B1d9eCAAAcyLx.jpg

For while there may not have been any recourse to stopping the upstart, nothing-to-lose Jets on Sunday, with at least a little bit of a heads up, they just might have been able to prevent the fateful sequence of events Saturday night that foretold the doom on the horizon. Instead, they were ambushed by Justin Bieber at their team chapel service at their Jersey City hotel Saturday night, becoming the latest sports entity to fall prey to The Curse Of The Biebs, an ailment that threatens to undercut the second half of their season. Shaking this won't be easy.

Of course, I jest (somewhat; this kid has been proven to be a fairly consistent jinx -- he's seemingly done it to the Blackhawks, Heat and Spain's World Cup team), but then how else to explain the unexplainable sequence of events at The Meadowlands on Sunday afternoon

[#1-norm-fan]

I can explain it. The Steelers had two straight home games where they raped the Colts and Ravens and made people think they were really good. In reality, they weren't very good before those two games though and them coming back down to earth and being upset on the road by a team desperate for a win shouldn't have been that surprising.

[road doggy dogg]

So, uh, about that new contract the Cardinals gave Palmer?

Gotta feel bad for Palmer. He has had continually awful luck with injuries (severity, timing) and this is just crippling. Possibly career-ending, considering his age and past injuries.

The contract itself isn't AWFUL considering they're only on the hook for next year. Could have been a lot worse, all things considered. Obviously not ideal though...

[Emperor Smeat]

I can explain it. The Steelers had two straight home games where they raped the Colts and Ravens and made people think they were really good. In reality, they weren't very good before those two games though and them coming back down to earth and being upset on the road by a team desperate for a win shouldn't have been that surprising.

So like the Giants and the Chargers with their mini-win streaks weeks ago.

[Triple A]

come on sanchez...

[road doggy dogg]

Sanchize*

[road doggy dogg]

don't worry Sproles got yo' back

[ClockShot]

Broncos brought in Richie Incognito for a workout and are considering signing him to a deal.

No, just no. This has bad idea, bad news, and bad press written all over it.

[road doggy dogg]

OH please fucking god I hope they do. MIA @ DEN week 12.

[road doggy dogg]

But in all seriousness, he's an above-average lineman (especially in the run game, which Denver could certainly use help with) and when guys like Greg Hardy and Vick are playing in the league, Incognito's indiscretions seem tame by comparison. Unless there's more to the story than I remember, I recall Martin being kind of a headcase and a lot of the stuff I've read that Incognito said/did wasn't even that bad.

[Droford]

I laugh like a 7 year old when Nantz or Simms has to say Boobie

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Alright Tannehill. Using him as QB2 in a 2 QB league.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Buffalo Vs. Miami. The answer to the "No Blowout" question.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Buffalo's winning record is no more.

[road doggy dogg]

I forget who I took in the office pool this week... I think Miami but who the hell knows

[Nark Order]

The 9ers offense needs to find itself this week or playoffs aren't a possibility. Alex beating the Seahawks would help us out.

We'll see if the Browns are actual contenders soon as well. Hope Gordon destroys everybody.

[Innovator]

Well the niners are playing the right team to get the offense groove back

[Nark Order]

It's always something. Ugh. Gore fumble.

[Evil Vito]

Giants with an opening drive TD! The streak...is over!

[Nark Order]

Niners D making Eli Manning look like the best quarterback of all time