NFL Thread

[Droford]

Ravens looked awful. really disappointing they got 4 turnovers and couldn't win

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

4 plays 3 first downs.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

QB slide that tackle is illegal fucker.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

TAKE THAT YOU FUCKERS! TOUCHDOWN PATS!

[Droford]

I'm watching baseball but rooting for the Patriots. if I root but don't watch I don't feel as dirty.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Brady chants 14-0 Pats.

To anybody who thought it was over :fu:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Come on ref that was nothing you are on the take! Who bought you off?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Don't take their bullshit Pats.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

GRONK SPIKE!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

REFS CANS SUCK ON IT! YOU CAN'T FLAG THAT!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Defensive Touchdown and you CAN'T FLAG THAT!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What a dirt bag pushing a player diving into the endzone.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

EAT SHIT NFL EXPERTS SAYING THE PATS WERE DONE. EAT SHIT AND DIE!

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Pats won.

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The others being Favre, Peyton Manning, Marino, Brees, and Elway. Needs another 1300+ yards to pass Elway for 5th.

[ClockShot]

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[screech]

Jesus Christ, STD.

Glad I wasn't in here last night

[Clerk]

Browns comeback was cool.

[Innovator]

Giants/Eagles. Let's Go

[Emperor Smeat]

Lion cut kicker Alex Henery and the second one since the season started.

In looking for a new kicker, Caldwell said experience will be one of the factors the team will look at. Former Broncos kicker Matt Prater and former Cardinals kicker Jay Feely both are scheduled to work out for the Lions on Tuesday, league sources told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Brandon Browner's suspension is over. Probably will be a week before he plays though.

[James Steele]

Cowboys winning the mother fucking Super Bowl!!!

[Droford]

Cowboys winning the mother fucking nfc eastl!!!
edited for accuracy
unless they you know, choke and finish 8-8 again

[Droford]

I changed my survivor pick from the seahawks to the Saints, may have been a better move than I thought

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cowboys winning the mother fucking Super Bowl!!!

They can't beat the Seahawks. Next week they will prove that and your "super bowl" thing have serious doubts.

[Clerk]

Cowboys will win the superbowl yess. Jones is the best owner in the NFL. Sehawks sucks.

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[owenbrown]

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x283/busydoinnothin/gifs/205dzd2.gif

[road doggy dogg]

owenbrown that might be your worst post ever

[owenbrown]

are you sure about that, RDD? the other 14,703 posts prior to that one are pretty bad tbh :-\

[Droford]

the guy that tipped me to taking the Vikings as dogs vs the Falcons has stated that the same situation applies with the Bills at home vs the Patriots. Not only with the coming of the perfect game trend but also the trend of teams playing the following thursday tend to not play well on Sunday. Don't think I'll ever doubt him again if it hits, as the Bills +3.5 vs the Patriots is 10x crazier than the Vikings bet.

The perfect game plus long layoff trend also applies to the packers, as well as the80%+ public trend just like the Vikings. Packers are 3.5 pt road favorites vs the Dolphins and its supposed to be almost 90 in Miami on sunday. Dolphins coming off a bye themselves.

[screech]

Decided to humor myself and read FB comments on Sports Illustrated post (power rankings, they have SD at the top). A bunch of "they suck" and "who have they beaten?" posts. I was underwhelmed.

I'm not surprised they're up there. Even though they've had an easy schedule, other than Seattle, they've played pretty well.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They don't suck but who have they beaten is valid. They beat the Seahawks at home and then have had joke opponents ever since and now the Raiduhrz.

[#1-norm-fan]

I don't think Buffalo is really a "joke" opponent. They're not a powerhouse or anything but they definitely aren't a "joke" so far.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sure they haven't had a winning season since the Clinton administration but yeah. You're right. They aren't a joke. Because they have sucked for 15 seasons and it's not funny anymore.

[#1-norm-fan]

... So even if they were 5-0 and tearing up the league, they would be a "joke team" because of the past.

Great theory. I guess they're fucked this season either way. Forget that they're leading their division and all that. TOTAL JOKE OPPONENT.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They aren't the Cowboys.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Cowboys will be a joke team until they win a playoff game again.

[#1-norm-fan]

... What are you even trying to say anymore?

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh, I see. You're trying to insult my favorite football team to change the subject from you saying something incredibly dumb. Cool.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bills are 3-2 so your analogy is flawed.

[#1-norm-fan]

3-2 with road wins over two pretty decent teams and leading their division...

I don't think Buffalo is really a "joke" opponent. They're not a powerhouse or anything but they definitely aren't a "joke" so far.

Pretty sure most would agree that's a fair assessment.

[Destor]

Sure they haven't had a winning season since the Clinton administration but yeah. You're right. They aren't a joke. Because they have sucked for 15 seasons and it's not funny anymore.
This is idiotic. this isnt 15 seasons ago, this is this season. No other season matters.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bears are a .500 team from last year. Lions had that game won 3 times if it wasn't for an unforced error on three kicks. Nothing the Bills did.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This is idiotic. this isnt 15 seasons ago, this is this season. No other season matters.

Losing for that long is psychologically damaging.

[#1-norm-fan]

Jesus. STD really earning that "baffling posts" thread right now.

[Destor]

Losing for that long is psychologically damaging.

to the people who were on the team maybe. thankfully most have RETIRED

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They've got like 8 rookies on the active roster. The rest of the team knows how to lose. They'll teach em.

[Destor]

They've got like 8 rookies on the active roster. The rest of the team knows how to lose. They'll teach em.there are a couple of hundred players that have retired from that team in 15 years. I digress, you're clearly trolling.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

If they had let Doug Flutie play that playoff game he earned the right to start. Maybe this wouldn't have happened.

[screech]

They don't suck but who have they beaten is valid. They beat the Seahawks at home and then have had joke opponents ever since and now the Raiduhrz.

Right, but you still have to play well enough to win. Plus they've had so many injuries already and are still managing. They haven't allowed points in the 4th quarter in their wins, and Rivers is playing great.

EDIT: The Bills are decent so far this year. Gotta Billeve!

[#1-norm-fan]

Nope. The Bills can't possibly have been decent so far this year because they weren't decent in past years. So even if they are decent, they aren't. Flawless logic.

[screech]

Bills are 3-2 so your analogy is flawed.

His analogy isn't flawed, you just didn't get it.

[Nark Order]

I feel like STD doesn't get a lot of things.

[Wehttam]

except food

[poopfromweiner dude]

Remember like 2 years ago when the Bills were 5-0 and tearing up the league

[Emperor Smeat]

Adrian Peterson in more legal trouble after admitting to smoking weed and breaking his bail bond conditions. Might be as early as next week that he could end up getting his bail status revoked.

Besides the legal stuff, also likely getting hit with an NFL suspension under the new domestic violence policy.

[Crippla]

I still say Bills go 8-8 at best this year and winning the AFC East is a pipe dream for them

[screech]

Gotta Billeve!

[Innovator]

I love Ahmad Bradshaw, has he hurt his feet yet this year?

[Requiem]

http://gfycat.com/WhimsicalZanyHorseshoecrab

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Let's get loud. Let's get quiet.

[RoXer]

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[ClockShot]

Katy Perry is reportedly the Super Bowl halftime performer.

They couldn't get anyone else?

[road doggy dogg]

Is she going to be topless?

[Ruien]

The NFL is going to have to back out of their "You pay to play at the Superbowl" then.

[Nark Order]

Look, I get not pandering to the male 18-34 demographic (typical football fans) blatantly because so many people watch the Superbowl but why are they trying to exclude that demographic entirely? Seems so bizarre to me. What dude wants to see this?

[RoXer]

Straight ones.

Faggot.

[Nark Order]

What?

[screech]

Katy Perry is pretty attractive. Bonerific, even. I'm good with this.

[Ruien]

Look, I get not pandering to the male 18-34 demographic (typical football fans) blatantly because so many people watch the Superbowl but why are they trying to exclude that demographic entirely? Seems so bizarre to me. What dude wants to see this?

You are going to ignore a demographic no matter who you choose unless you get a group like the Black Eye Pees, or whatever there name was with Fergie. Those groups are rare. Katy Perry is a solid choice seeing how overly popular she is.

[owenbrown]

Is she going to be topless?

Wishful thinking.... fucking FCC regulations

[screech]

You are going to ignore a demographic no matter who you choose unless you get a group like the Black Eye Pees, or whatever there name was with Fergie. Those groups are rare. Katy Perry is a solid choice seeing how overly popular she is.

Black Eyed Peas are shit

[Nark Order]

I guess I just dn't get it. I don't know.

[road doggy dogg]

Me and most of my friends who are actual football fans don't really watch the halftime show ever anyway. Usually too busy eating/drinking/scrambling to make second-half bets to care about whatever pop star du jour is playing

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I guess I just dn't get it. I don't know.

Hot piece of ass who can "sing"=sponsors. What's so hard to get?

[Ruien]

Where do people go to stream NFL games? Want to watch the Bengals game today since the Colts already played and the Bears come on later.

[Droford]

the Ravens are in Tampa and the stadium looks 3/4 full and at least 1/4 of that is Ravens fans..

[Droford]

21 pts for the Ravens in 10 minutes, crazy

[ClockShot]

If Peyton Manning is having bad case of stage fright because he's back at MetLife, Jets might pull this off.

[Droford]

5 TDs for flacco, 35-0 1 minute into the 2nd

[Droford]

Flacco is going to get the 8 TDs game record today, I feel it

[Razzamajazz]

shoulda picked him for fanduel, then i could quit my job

[Droford]

last time the Ravens played in TB they won 27-0 in 2006

Also won a SB there not allowing an offensive TD.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

lol Bills. Fumbled on a play they should have taken a knee on. 3 free points for the Pats and 3 turnovers in the first half. All Pats points off turnovers.

[Droford]

Browns pounding the Steelers is making me happy, if only the Panthers could get it going vs Cincy..

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

THAT'S OUR QUARTERBACK!

[Crippla]

He's still got it!

[Droford]

Ravens gave up a FG..oh well

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ravens gave up a FG..oh well

NFL should have a separate set of records for game played against the Buccaneers.

[Droford]

Panthers take the lead in Cincy!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fuck you Buffalo Gronk is hurt. You fucking cheating fucks.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fuck Ridlay is hurt. Fuck you gravity.

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Pats beat the Bills.

Hopefully the Mayo and Ridley injuries don't end up being really serious or season ender types.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hhahaahh Tie Game. Nugent is drops a nugget.

[owenbrown]

fuck you Cincinnati! a fucking tie?! REALLY?!

[owenbrown]

Raiders actually resembling a football team against San Diego?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

H8 football

[road doggy dogg]

welcome to my misery

[ClockShot]

Sloppy game by Denver. Too many penalties and not Peyton's best performance. He'll be knocking on Favre's door next week.


Nice pick six by Geno to end the game. :)

[Supreme Olajuwon]

^ h8 fucking faggot fans of faggot ass teams like this faggot right here

My team did ok wahhhhh

Fuck this faggot right here

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Jk love ya lots!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

His team is the Jets because he has a Yankee logo. It's a package deal.

Only coaches can shit on teams when they win if they don't play great.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Gotta Billeve!

Yes you do.

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[#1-norm-fan]

So losing to New England makes you a "joke team" apparently. Good to know.

[#1-norm-fan]

Also...

They can't beat the Seahawks. Next week they will prove that and your "super bowl" thing have serious doubts.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Doesn't make me wrong about the Bills not going anywhere but down. Good win.

[#1-norm-fan]

No, every other dumb comment about the past making them a joke team makes you wrong about the Bills.

[#1-norm-fan]

They can't beat the Seahawks.

THIS however, makes you easily demonstrably wrong about the Cowboys. So... lolSTD.

[Crippla]

I still say Bills go 8-8 at best this year and winning the AFC East is a pipe dream for them

I stand by this

[Simple Fan]

Cowboys win!

[screech]

His team is the Jets because he has a Yankee logo. It's a package deal.

Only coaches can shit on teams when they win if they don't play great.

Clockshot is a Broncos fan.

[McLegend]

O I am ready for this game.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Clockshot is a Broncos fan.

<img style="-webkit-user-select: none" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/31/Colorado_Rockies_logo.svg/234px-Colorado_Rockies_logo.svg.png">

His new logo then.

[ClockShot]

Yeah..........been meaning to change that.

Done.

[Innovator]

going to have a panic attack every punt

[Innovator]

One day the Gianta will learn to defend a comeback route

[McLegend]

For the love of God that was scary

[McLegend]

I love that terrible challenge.

[#1-norm-fan]

I don't know who to root for right now.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Root for a tie with all of your fantasy players playing getting 30 points.

Giants though. Giants can't keep up the winning and the Eagles can. Cowboys will be better with the Giants winning.

[Innovator]

I don't know who to root for right now.

If you don't want a tie for first, root Giants


But don't root Giants

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Elbow in touchdown.

[Innovator]

Dammit that was a great throw

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Seems like its too late to root for the Giants.

[#1-norm-fan]

If you don't want a tie for first, root Giants


But don't root Giants

Well that's a logical thought.

But then I've gotta think for the future. Who is a bigger threat down the road?

Whoever wins this game seems like a bigger threat. Therefore whoever wins this game is the team that I DON'T want to win this game.

Football cheering is hard.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

You should root for your team to win and everybody else ties.

[#1-norm-fan]

lolSTD again

[screech]

His new logo then.

Why can't he like the Yankees and Broncos?

[Droford]

the Bengals tie keeps them in 1st by 1/2 game even though the Ravens have 4 wins. if they had lost they'd have been tied with the browns. But its OK cause by next week the Ravens will be in first after the Bengals lose to the Colts and the Ravens bet the falcons.

[Evil Vito]

Giants look pitiful right now. If this gets to 17-0 it's basically over. The o-line decided not to show up.

[screech]

the Bengals tie keeps them in 1st by 1/2 game even though the Ravens have 4 wins. if they had lost they'd have been tied with the browns. But its OK cause by next week the Ravens will be in first after the Bengals lose to the Colts and the Ravens bet the falcons.

ATL offense worries me. Should be a good game, though.

[McLegend]

Foles is throwing a beautiful ball tonight.

[Evil Vito]

And on top of that I entered tonight's game with like a 50 point lead but Foles and McCoy are chipping away at it very quickly. Andre Williams not helping at all.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why can't he like the Yankees and Broncos?

The same reason Krimzon isn't a Heat Fan anymore.

[Innovator]

Giants need points, get something going before halftime

[Innovator]

ClockShot is established as a Broncos and Yankee fan

[McLegend]

This is a weird Viagra commercial.

[#1-norm-fan]

I've decided I'm rooting for the Giants because I don't want them too desperate next week.

[Droford]

Ravens will run away with the Division, they're going to catch Cincy at the right time (in two weeks) and the Steelers the week after and the Titans the week after that. 7-2 going into the bye, then the lol saints.
8-2 going into the Thanksgiving weekend matchup with the Chargers which is the toughest game left as they finish up with the Dolphins, Jaguars, Texans and Browns. I see no less than 12-4..
Bengals schedule is pretty easy after the Ravens game minus week 16 vs the Broncos.

[Droford]

ATL offense worries me. Should be a good game, though.

Falcons haven't won a game outdoors since November of 2012, and they got rolled today at home where they're usually solid. Game is in Baltimore.

[screech]

ClockShot is established as a Broncos and Yankee fan

Even if he wasn't, it shouldn't be an issue.

[screech]

The same reason Krimzon isn't a Heat Fan anymore.

Except it's not the same at all.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What's the phrase right before "if they don't win it's a shame" in Take me out to the ball park?

[screech]

Giants' offensive line looks bad.

[Evil Vito]

Well...I hate Sunday night games so much that I guess a blowout loss is less depressing than a one possession loss.

Giants are pretty much in do-or-die situation next week in Dallas. Falling 3 games behind in the division would basically end it with their schedule as it is.

[screech]

What's the phrase right before "if they don't win it's a shame" in Take me out to the ball park?

He lives around NY so that is moot.

Even if he didn't, who cares? Cheer for whichever team you want.

[McLegend]

I am confident Eli Manning is going to lead the Giants down the field for a TD.

[Evil Vito]

Not with this offensive line. They played really well the last 3 weeks but tonight they look lost.

[Droford]

Eli must really be scared and wanting his mommy

[Innovator]

Oh fuck you refs

[McLegend]

I definitely jinxed Nick Foles.

[OssMan]

^ h8 fucking faggot fans of faggot ass teams like this faggot right here

My team did ok wahhhhh

Fuck this faggot right here
The meltzer sheep crying again waaaaaaaaaaa ,,,,, waaaaaa

[OssMan]

NYGgers can't even score a touchdown when given two (2) interceptions,,,,

[Innovator]

Wonderful

[Innovator]

Annnnnd Cruz is out for the year

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Damn. :(

[OssMan]

Victor Koolaid always mad "emotional" player, mad f*cking annoying... always flips the fuck out whenever he gets a first down, or thinks he should have had a pass interference call against him, now he is like "weeping" coming off the field

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I think it's more like he's in a huge amount of pain.

[Evil Vito]

I didn't think this game could get more depressing, and then the Cruz injury happened.

[Innovator]

Torn patella tendon, mad emotional player

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Regardless of next week I just can't see how the Giants survive without Cruz. At his best, he's a dynamic player capable of stretching the field with huge yards after the catch. At his worst, his presence still draws coverage from the other team's CB1 and allows Randle, OBJ, etc. a better chance to make plays.

Randle as a #1 WR? That's not gonna end well.</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Of course, it's all a bit moot with the O-line apparently thinking it's Week 1 again.</font>

[Innovator]

Randle is the most inconsistent guy, he can look amazing then be shit for a couple plays

[Innovator]

Only thing missing is an eli pick six and a randle fumble

[McLegend]

Guys, I've been thinking a lot about this recently, and you know what?

I don't like Coach T anymore. I think he has to go.

[Droford]

he should go coach for Ford

[Clerk]

Browns destroy the steelers. let's go.

Browns next 3 games are against teams with a combined record of: 1-16. If they win all 3 they'll be 6-2.

[MTH15]

Love it, just shit the entire bed against the chicago bears.

[Ermaximus]

Ok, so who is the number 1 rated draft pick this year because it's pretty apparent he'll be a Jaguar.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Leonard Williams, DT/DE, USC. OT Cedric Obuehi out of A&M is also an option but the Jags just took Joeckel a year ago. Obuehi to the Raiders would seem logical.

Marcus Mariota and Jameis Winston would have been in contention for the top pick pretty much any other year but the Jags and Raiders seem pretty well set for the future there with Bortles and Carr. Potential to trade down.</font>

[Droford]

Ok, so who is the number 1 rated draft pick this year because it's pretty apparent he'll be a Jaguar.

Nah, the Raiders have a tougher schedule. Only 2 games that look winnable, @ Rams week 13 and @ Bills week 16.
Jacksonville's schedule doesn't include the Broncos, Seahawks, Chiefs, Chargers, Cardinals.
They have two home games vs the Giants and Titans they could win.

[road doggy dogg]

Really hope Jacksonville and/or Oakland go 0-16 so another franchise has that black cloud looming over them.... crying_emoji.gif

[poopfromweiner dude]

More std posts pls

[OssMan]

Honestly can't fathom a plausible scenario wherein the Giants have more than 5 receiving yards in a game now that Cruz is out

[Emperor Smeat]

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:(

[Nark Order]

Niners 4-2 with a win against the best team in the NFC (weird thinking of the Cowboys that way). Not bad.

[Emperor Smeat]

Cowboys 2nd string RB Joseph Randle got arrested for shoplifting a pair of underwear and cologne from a mall store recently.

Randle was charged with a misdemeanor Class B theft of $50 to $500, according to Frisco, Texas, police. He was released on writ bond at 1:20 a.m. Tuesday.

Frisco Police Lt. Jason Jenkins said Randle is accused of attempting to steal underwear and cologne from Dillard's in Stonebriar Centre Mall.

[road doggy dogg]

Heard he's getting fined between $10k-30k too. Musta been some damn fine underoos.

[Simple Fan]

Why does a pro athlete have to steal underwear and cologne. No matter if they make the league minimum, its still more than half America that doesn't have to steal.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jets Vs. Pats tonight. Will there be a butt fumble tonight?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Nice cheating Jets. Push Brady way after the play and then Pats get flagged for retaliating. Good that Rex Ryan celebrated like they actually did something. Fuck you you fat fuck.

[Triple A]

sensing impending pick 6

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

You don't dance when you score when you're down you shithead.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Here comes the pick 6.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Phew. Fuck that.

[Mercenary]

What a block!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I don't think anybody on the planet, Jets fans included, thought that 58 yarder would have gone in even if unblocked.</font>

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Studios missed an incomplete in the excitement Pats should have taken a time out to give time for review.

[Emperor Smeat]

<font color=goldenrod>I don't think anybody on the planet, Jets fans included, thought that 58 yarder would have gone in even if unblocked.</font>

Looked like he was going to shank it wide left. Either the snap or his kick was way too low to have any chance.

[Triple A]

<font color=goldenrod>I don't think anybody on the planet, Jets fans included, thought that 58 yarder would have gone in even if unblocked.</font>

I feel like every Nick Folk kick is going to go in

[Mercenary]

I love seeing Rex Ryan fail

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I want those points in TPWW IDP for Chandler Jones's block kick yahoo!

[Emperor Smeat]

http://abload.de/img/untitled-19ubuva.gif

[screech]

Was hoping the Patriots would lose so slick damo could flip shit blaming referees or line judges or something.

Another day...

[screech]

Anyone else catch Rivers being interviewed? He couldn't hear any of the questions (I was having trouble also) because of the crowd noise. Handled it pretty well, though. He's a hick lol

[road doggy dogg]

One of my NFL dreams is to see Rivers and Steve Smith (..."Sr."... ugh) on the same team and watch them just berate/assault the shit out of the rest of their team

[screech]

That would be awesome lol

[screech]

I think I am *gulp* becoming a Philip Rivers fan. Damn you, fantasy football.

[road doggy dogg]

he has such a troll face

[screech]

It is quite punchable

[RoXer]

Looked like he was going to shank it wide left.

:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

[RoXer]

<font color=goldenrod>I don't think anybody on the planet, Jets fans included, thought that 58 yarder would have gone in even if unblocked.</font>

Nick Folk is the greatest kicker and he would have buried it into the 8th row.

[RoXer]

I am going to ask this question again:

Is it normal for a kicker to kick 75 yd FGs during warm-ups? Because Nick Folk BLASTED one from the other 35. Last week, it was the other 40.

Dudes going to be hitting them from the goal line eventually.

NICK FOLK CAN KICK YOUR MOTHERS HEAD OFF HER SHOULDERS



:):):):):):):)

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Nick Folk is very good. The Jets' luck is not.</font>

[road doggy dogg]

stupid Carpenter nailed a 58 yarder 2 weeks ago h8 his ass

[Evil Vito]

Jets acquire Percy Harvin from the Seahawks for a conditional pick. What the fuck?

[ClockShot]

Yeah. The question is, who went crazy first? Paul Allen or Woody Johnson?

[Ruien]

Whow................ Poor Harvin. He must be getting punished for something to have to go to the Jets.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Percy Harvin isn't the weapon he was when he entered the NFL in 2009, averaging just 6 yds per rec this season <a href="http://t.co/fg9v1NwD4g">pic.twitter.com/fg9v1NwD4g</a></p>&mdash; ESPN Stats &amp; Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) <a href="https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/status/523231393867124736">October 17, 2014</a></blockquote>
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According to ESPN, the draft pick can go as high as a 2nd rounder and as low as a 4th.

[road doggy dogg]

He's like Seattle's only explosive player. Makes no sense.

He had 3 TDs called back on that MNF game too. Stupid rules.

[#1-norm-fan]

Always thought the trade deadline was week 6. Though I could have just been basing that on Madden...

[Nark Order]

Russel Wilson is going to need some moolah soon. Probably had something to do wih it

[Simple Fan]

Percy Harvin to the Jets? He played like 6 games for Seatle.

[Crimson]

He wasn't producing much but he was a threat. They probably figured since they won the Superbowl without him, it wouldn't be a big loss.

[Heisenberg]

I heard he had anger management issues. Well shit, what man doesn't? Becky I told you to stay in the CAR, WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN BECKY???? OH IS DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL UPSET???

[Triple A]

Jets baby 2-6

[Triple A]

Every year "the papers" talk about Rex Ryan being fired... hope he never gets fired ever

Really weird schedule with every "hard" game on their schedule lumped together for 6 straight games. Next 9 games are pretty winnable.

http://i.imgur.com/LmLxwpf.png

[screech]

Love Rex Ryan. Just wanted to say that for the record.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wonder where Flexy Rexy will end up when the Jets shitcan his ass after this season.

[Nark Order]

He'd make an excellent defensive coordinator. The Falcons come to mind.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He took a team to AFC Championship game. Some team will give him a chance to Head Coach again. LOLJax comes to mind or the very same Atlanta Falcons.

[RP]

Indy could be the best team in the AFC, if not the league, if they dismantle the Bengals today.


FU SUPREME

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

If dismantling the Bengals makes you the best team in the league sorry that position is filled.

[screech]

Ray Rice could be reinstated by mid-November. I'm sure there's a team willing to sign him.

[Ruien]

Doubt it. He is not one of the top RBs and the public would go nuts.

[Nark Order]

Rams soundly defeating Seattle rynaw. This pleases me.

Beautiful trick punt return by St. louis

Fuck the Seahawks

[#1-norm-fan]

The Rams cannot be trusted with a multi-touchdown lead at home.

[screech]

Hey the Ravens won :)

[#1-norm-fan]

Who dat

[Razzamajazz]

fuck the bills.

that is all

[Droford]

Indy could be the best team in the AFC, if not the league, if they dismantle the Bengals today.


FU SUPREME

The Bengals are garbage team barely ahead of the browns. The Ravens looked bad vs the Colts as well, but not awful.

[Evil Vito]

Will Beatty fucking sucks.

[Ermaximus]

Wooo, not the worst team in the league now! That honor is all yours Oakland.

[Evil Vito]

Romo: "53'S THE MIKE!"

McClain: "I'M NOT THE MIKE!"

:lol:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

fuck the bills.

that is all

This. 2 game lead would have been sweet.

[#1-norm-fan]

Shouldn't be hard to get a good division lead over a joke of team.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Can't help that other teams like the Vikes are jokes too.

[Ermaximus]

Can't help that other teams like the Vikes are jokes too.

You'll change your tune really quick once Tom Brady retires.

[Ruien]

Indy is stout. Bengals were demolished by Indy. Would not say they are the best team but they are with Denver and San Diego. Plus side, those two play each other twice a year.

[Ermaximus]

Indy is stout. Bengals were demolished by Indy. Would not say they are the best team but they are with Denver and San Diego. Plus side, those two play each other twice a year.

I don't see a scenario where they don't split those games.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Are you guys still watching football? What a terrible sport. Find something better to do with your time.

[Innovator]

Will Beatty fucking sucks.

Very much

[Supreme Olajuwon]

The Bengals are garbage team barely ahead of the browns. The Ravens looked bad vs the Colts as well, but not awful.

http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/688478/aj.0.gif

[Innovator]

Carl Banks called the o line "fundamentally inept"

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Carl Banks called the o line "fundamentally inept"

http://i.imgur.com/YdmGHYG.gif

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I just want you to know I'm having a great time.

[Evil Vito]

Bollocks. I almost want that Bryant TD to stand for fantasy purposes. They're obviously getting the TD anyway.

[screech]

Gotta Billeve!

[#1-norm-fan]

I fully expected the Giants to try extra hard after last week. I'm quite happy with a 10 point win.

[Droford]

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Yes, but without him theyve been garbage. Outscored 107-54 over their last three games. Could only manage a 37 all tie vs a panthers at home. Same team the Ravens beat 38-10. The Ravens even managed to score vs the Colts. The Ravens are going to beat them in Cincinnati easy, with or without him.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Gotta Billeve!

Fred Jackson and CJ Spiller could both be out for the season. :( :'(

Love those two guys but you should probably stop Billeving.