Rate the last movie that you saw for the first time.

[PapaGeorgio]

I Love You Phillip Morris 7/10 Completely forgot about this movie, remember reading about it and thinking it sounded interesting but slipped my mind until friend mentioned it. Decent flick. Has it's moments.

The Lincoln Lawyer 6/10 If you like lawyer films you'll probably watch it and enjoy it, I know I did. Overall though nothing earth shattering.

[Droford]

Let Me In 9/10

I wanna see the original to see what all the fuss is about considering it being a remake.

[Emperor Smeat]

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - 4 meatballs out of 5

[PorkSoda]

Pandorum - 6/10.

Not too too bad.

[El Fangel]

X-Files: Fight The Future - 9/10

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Dead End Road - 1/10

Horrible acting, pointless characters, awful special effects, and unexplained... everything.

[Triple Naitch]

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides - 7.5/10

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

The Gay Bed & Breakfast Of Terror - 1/10

Most nonsensical and thrown together plot I've ever seen, and it didn't start until over an hour into the film.

[Jura]

True Grit - 7.4/10

Not as good as everyone said. Maybe the original is better.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Fast Lane - 1/10

Another confusing snoozefest.

[El Fangel]

Anonymous Invitation -47350/10

Dear Jesus, awful. Only an hour long and I thought it was almost over and I was only 20 mins in.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Harsh.

No film with a singing Nazi skeleton should get a score that low.

[El Fangel]

Harsh.

No film with a singing Nazi skeleton should get a score that low.


Please do not talk about it anymore, Im having flashbacks and I never want to experience something that awful again.

[Schlomey]

I Am Number 4

Would have been better as an ABC Family tv show or mini series. Held my attention but the acting and some of the editing are totally laughable. The plot was paper thin as well.

4/10

[PorkSoda]

The Quest - 3/10

Stupid Van Damme and his movies. Kung Fu Panda 2 is a movie Van Damme is going to be "in". His voice is there, but he is not. What was the last Van Damme movie in theaters?

[Schlomey]

street fighter?

[ClockShot]

The Quest - 3/10

Stupid Van Damme and his movies. Kung Fu Panda 2 is a movie Van Damme is going to be "in". His voice is there, but he is not. What was the last Van Damme movie in theaters?

JCVD.

DUH!

[Jura]

Unknown - 8/10

Reminded me of a concept I thought up as a teenager but instead of an assassin the guy was head of the Triads.

[XL]

Thor - Pretty fuckin' EPIC/10 (9/10)

I wasn't all that excited for Thor in the big picture of the Marvel Universe but the film has spectacular visuals, good to great performances, some good action scenes and the right balance between drama and humour. Excellent work.

[Splaya]

Hangover II

Saw the midnight showing last night. Was hilarious but def not as good as the first

[Splaya]

Oh 8/10

[BigDaddyCool]

Mighty Wind - 4/5 pretty good if you like that sort of thing

Best In Show - 3/5 i just saw Mighty Wind, and this was Mighty Wind with dogs and so formulamatic that is just didn't have it.

[XL]

Splice - 5/10

[The Genius]

green hornet 5/10

[Kalyx triaD]

It's strange that Cabin Fever 2 has one of the most heart felt 'loser pours heart out to girl of his dreams' scene I ever seen. Though aside from that:

Cabin Fever 2 - 0/5

[Triple Naitch]

A Clockwork Orange - 9/10
Mystery Team - 8/10

[RoXer]

We Were Kings - 70
Raging Bull - 61

[Lock Jaw]

Hangover Part 2

7/10

Was funny. First one was funnier.

[PorkSoda]

Hangover: Part 2

8/10.

I thought that the guy behind me was going to die of laughter. Every damn word he'd be like 'AAAAAAH HAHAHAHA"

[The Genius]

bridesmaids 9/10

[JimmyMess]

Fast Five - 6/10

it was ridiculous but fun and action packed

[Krimzon7]

hangover 2 10/10. Powerful movie

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Twilight - 0/10

If it wasn't for the RiffTrax commentary, there's no way I would've been able to get through this. What an absolute failure on every level.

[RoXer]

The Hangover Part 2 - 66

[Requiem]

What I've gotten from this thread is that Jabba typically watches horrible movies. I could think of better things to do with my time than watching an entire movie that sucks only to determine that it sucked.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I would never be able to watch any of these things alone. With a group, they're hilarious.

[RoXer]

Freakonomics - 51

[PorkSoda]

The Green Hornet - 4/10

I thought it was going to be very bad, but it was....okay

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

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[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I actually watch them with fellow TPWW posters, online.

[D Mac]

Drive Angry 5/10

Some good action but overall kinda meh.

[Jura]

Stakeland - 7/10

Not a bad movie. Doesn't try to be this amazing vampire/zombie movie that some try to be.

[Raven Reaper]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6c2tFBPH2jE/TauRX4a_IDI/AAAAAAAAJ1k/1WeI7Ajd7Sg/s1600/One%2BMissed%2BCall%2B3.jpg

7/10. I'm glad Hollywood remakes didn't include this one aside from the first One Missed Call movie.

Plot: Bullied girl gets revenge by befriending a dead ghost with a cursed cellphone as she forwards texts "death call" threats to those who shit on her.

[Xerzes]

Source Code - 6.5/10

Trailers and all looked completely forgettable. Actually was decent.

[Seth82]

Howl - 8/10

really great movie about Allen Ginsberg and his book Howl

and the 1957 obscenities trial

James Franco did a great job as Ginsburg

[Triple A]

Midnight in Paris - 7/10
New Woody Allen movie. pretty good

13 Assassins - 7/10
Don't really like "kung fu" movies but this was pretty sweet.

[Raven Reaper]

http://img.emuleday.com/data/img/2a/2af1b2a3ce31f72a1c3caefa5c00ade9.jpg

aka Death Water. 8/10.

Story is about tap water from anywhere in the city that when people drink it, they'd go insane and go suicidal by stabbing their eyes out!!!! Fuuuck. It's like the Happening only better. THe only way to beat the tapped infected water, buy lots of mineral bottled water instead however, the tap water can also be contained in that mineral stuff too like springs and lakes!!! you can never tell.

This movie almost gave me nightmares and scared me of never drinking water again in my life. Fuuck...

[RoXer]

Midnight in Paris - 7/10
New Woody Allen movie. pretty good


was gunna ask you if you saw that yet

[Raven Reaper]

http://filmonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/x-men-first-class-poster.jpg

8/10.

Cool movie slightly better than the Origins Wolverine Deadpool reject flick. Although it feels awkward watching it cos they're in the John F Kennedy Cold War era showing archive footage news of the dead president himself.

And the love chemistry between Mystique and Beast was soooo Avatar-ish hence the blue make up.. :P And Azazel is like Hellboy meets Nightcrawler. The ending is an obvious scream for a sequel origin of Magneto and his Brotherhood of bad X-Men.

[McLegend]

Charlie Wilson's War- 8.5/10

[Damian Rey]

The Other Guys-8/10

Happened to be on Netflix so I gave it a watch. My brother told me it was a spoof, so I didn't take it seriously, and I'm glad I didn't. Laughed a lot during it's 1.5 hour run time.

[PorkSoda]

Manhatten - 7/10

[Raven Reaper]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YIJViINaohs/TQecSYU1E3I/AAAAAAAABc4/mSh8cgTrwPk/s1600/doop.jpg

7/10. Uwe Boll's only non-video game film despite the title is also named after the Rampage 80's arcade style yet the cover seemed like a CounterStrike artwork cover. :p

Really enjoyed how the young dude goes from a very innocent calm guy working as a grease monkey by day but later, becomes a SWAT wannabe shooter maniac.

[ClockShot]

Tron - 3.5/5

[D Mac]

http://brusimm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Hunt-to-Kill.jpg

6/10

[PorkSoda]

Too high D Mac.

King Kong (1933) - 10/10

First time I watched this today. It was superb. I liked the animation with King Kong and the other monsters.

[mitch_h]

Biutiful - Wasn't expecting a lot from this cause I thought Babel was just awful and kinda prententious, plus this was hammered by a lot of critics, but I actually quite liked it. I read some of the critics reviews and they attacked it for being too bleak, which is dumb. It was a little overlong and some subplots could have been taken out but the cinematography and score were amazing. Bardem was fantastic as well, def made the movie, he is one of the best actors working today, he also looks like he has a huge head, I mean that literally too, like his cranium/mandible looks massive.

The Phenix City Story - Really entertaining B Noir from the 50s. About a town corrupted by crime and a father/son lawyer team who fight to clean the town up in the name of democracy or whatever. Really dark for it's time, there is a scene where a twelve year old black girl is killed then thrown onto the lawyer's lawn. It was also based on a true story and I was dissapointed to find that the younger lawyer John Patterson apparently went on to run for governor of Alabama, and ran a segregationist campaign that was to the right of friggin George Wallace(who was a pretty big racist). But he also endorsed Barrack Obama so who knows.

[wwe2222]

Pirates: Stranger Tides 7.5/10

As a big fan of the previous 3 movies, I really liked the 4th installment of the series. I would rank it as my 2nd favorite of the 4. My only complaints were the mostly recycled soundtrack and the film couldve used more Blackbeard.

I hope they continue with these one off, adventure type films for the next sequels.

[PorkSoda]

True Grit (2010) - 10/10

I had to watch this with subtitles cause Jeff Bridges was so hard to understand in his Foghorn Leghorn accent. Other than that, it was friggen excellent. The girl who played Mattie has a bright future ahead of her.

[XL]

Hangover: Part 2

8/10.

I thought that the guy behind me was going to die of laughter. Every damn word he'd be like 'AAAAAAH HAHAHAHA"
Hate people like that. I can't help feeling they do that cos it's "how they should react". Anywho...


The Hangover: Part II - 6.5/10

Saw 3D - 6/10

[PorkSoda]

Killers - 0/10

Ashton Kutcher sucks. The story sucked.....Katherine Heigl is hot.

[RoXer]

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead - 69

[GD]

The Devil's Advocate - 8/10
Hangover 2 - 6/10
That's What I Am - 6/10
The Men Who Stare at Goats - 6/10
Thor - 6/10
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides - 6/10

[Lara Emily]

X-Men: First Class 11/10

AMAZING!

[BigDaddyCool]

Death Proof- 2 out of 5 - Sucked ass

[Requiem]

Hanna - 8/10

Really enjoyed it a lot.

[Snowden]

The Maltese Falcon - 8.5/10. Humphrey Bogart absolutely kills it here as the flawed hero Sam Spade. Noir movies are far from my forte, which between that and the fact that it was made in 1940 may have held me back from REALLY appreciating it...but still a really excellent film.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Brazil - 8.5/10

That film is rather strange, and I felt oddly compelled to keep watching it until 2am in the morning. Quite dark in some places as well.

[whiteyford]

True Grit 10/10

Thought it was awesome, better than the John Wayne version for sure.

[ClockShot]

Green Lantern: Emerald Knights - 4/5

Pretty neat. Not all centered around Hal Jordan, but more like flashbacks to other Lanterns.

[Tb1]

Super 8 - 9/10

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

O.C. Babes & The Slasher Of Zombietown - 0/10

The soundtrack was so loud compared to the dialogue, and so high-pitched, that it caused me physical pain. Possibly the worst movie I've ever seen, although they did splice in 20 minutes of Night of the Living Dead, for some reason.

[Cool King]

http://img.emuleday.com/data/img/2a/2af1b2a3ce31f72a1c3caefa5c00ade9.jpg

aka Death Water. 8/10.

Story is about tap water from anywhere in the city that when people drink it, they'd go insane and go suicidal by stabbing their eyes out!!!! Fuuuck. It's like the Happening only better. THe only way to beat the tapped infected water, buy lots of mineral bottled water instead however, the tap water can also be contained in that mineral stuff too like springs and lakes!!! you can never tell.

This movie almost gave me nightmares and scared me of never drinking water again in my life. Fuuck...

I'm intrigued.

I may watch this movie sometime in the future.

[McLegend]

X-Men First class- 10/10

[GD]

Super 8 - 7/10

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Las Vegas Bloodbath - 0/10

I regret already rating anything a zero, because this is the worst thing ever produced, in the history of mankind, by a long way.

[Nowhere Man]

I watched Las Vegas Bloodbath with Jabba (and Afterlife and Vindicator). I literally spent the last twenty minutes punching myself in the head to try and make myself forget that I was watching it.

[Raven Reaper]

http://www.desktop4ipad.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/super_eight_ver2_xlg-500x500.jpg


Really liked it. At first the first half was boring. But, the 2nd half was good aside from the usual love story. Lots of old Spielberg references, E.T. Goonies, Jurassic Park, Close Encounters, and a bit of Cloverfield alien style. It even had a titanic-ish scene where the amulet of the boy's mom photo in it, gets magnetized on the metal pieces that were flying to reform the spaceship. Yes, it felt like Goonies only instead of treasure pirate hunters, we have high school zombie filmmakers.

And stay for the end credits because of a short film of the main protagonists' school film project called, "THE CASE" they made throughout the movie ala 80's zombie style short film. LOLZ stuff. :P

8/10.

[whiteyford]

Mystery Team 8.5/10

Red Riding Hood 7/10

[PapaGeorgio]

Driving Miss Daisy - 6/10 No idea how this one best picture. Went in bit biased because it one best picture year Do The Right Thing wasn't even nominated, more furious over that situation now. Movie had some moment I guess, but overall just nothing special.

[PorkSoda]

Reservoir Dogs - Why is this filmed in a nonlinear pattern? Why does it take 5 minutes for a simple thing to happen? Why is The Lime In the Coconut the credits song? It's so out of place. Why is Steve Buscemi doing such a great acting job? Why does Quinton Tarantino look like a real life version of Beavis?

I don't know what I should rate this. The acting was awesome, the plot was great, the pacing of a Tarantino movie was slowwwww and it I didn't care for some dialogue, and I was hoping it would hurry up and be over at times. I guess I'll say 7/10

[GD]

X-Men: First Class - 8/10

CGI wasn't that impressive though.

[Snowden]

Exam - 7/10. Minimalist study of the human person under pressure. 8 people get offered a high profile job at a Fortune 500 company if they can only answer one question in an 80 minute window. Some basic rules are set in place as to how people will be disqualified, and off they go...until they find that none of them actually have a question on their sheets. How things unfold are interesting, if not a bit contrived. Ending is kind of a letdown, but overall worth the viewing.

Also, not understanding Jabba's fascination w/ watching shitty C movies. Dunno why one would put themselves through that.

[RoXer]

Clash of the Titans - 50

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

School of the Undead - 1/10

Horrible in every way. It gets a point because it was clearly made by school kids, who at least tried to make something interesting, with no budget.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Zombie Cop - 0/10

Retarded plot, dialogue, acting, and a soundtrack that didn't know when to take a break.

[RoXer]

X-Men: First Class - 88
Super 8 - 89

[ClockShot]

X-Men: First Class - 3.5/5

[PorkSoda]

Precious - 8/10. I didn't like the ending

[Raven Reaper]

http://images.moviepostershop.com/green-lantern-movie-poster-2011-1020696435.jpg

fucking awesome. I could care less about the distracting CGI 3-D stuff. Had funny dialogue too.. Wayy up there with the humor of Iron Man.

Hal Jordan by Ryan Reynolds is almost as cocky and a prick like Tony Stark.. His humor too. :P I loved the part where he tried reciting the Lantern Corps oath when he tried on the Green ring by quoting, "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND ALA TOY STORY TO HE-MAN, "BY THE POWER OF GRAY--- WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO SAY?!?!" LOLZ moment.

And stay for the start of the end credits roll, another scene for a sequel involving, Sinestro and the yellow ring forged by the guardians to defeat Parallax the main villain.

10/10.

[Triple Naitch]

Reservoir Dogs - Why is this filmed in a nonlinear pattern? Why does it take 5 minutes for a simple thing to happen? Why is The Lime In the Coconut the credits song? It's so out of place. Why is Steve Buscemi doing such a great acting job? Why does Quinton Tarantino look like a real life version of Beavis?

I don't know what I should rate this. The acting was awesome, the plot was great, the pacing of a Tarantino movie was slowwwww and it I didn't care for some dialogue, and I was hoping it would hurry up and be over at times. I guess I'll say 7/10

Is this your first Tarantino film?

[Juan]

Lars and the Real Girl - 8/10

[PorkSoda]

Is this your first Tarantino film?

No, I've seen Kill Bill 1 and 2, Death Proof, and Pulp Fiction. I don't remember Pulp Fiction that much because it's been a long time since I seen it, but, damn it, each of those movies took so damn long to finish.

[mitch_h]

X-Men First Class - Kinda whatever. It was entertaining enough, but nothing special, no atmosphere and the pacing felt rushed or something nothing really memorable either. I dunno, for every good part/scene there were like 5 dumb ass parts that sucked. Fassbender is a champ though, he'll probably be the new "it" actor for awhile even though nobody will have seen him in Hunger or Fish Tank. 6/10

Tree of Life - Terribly difficult to review but excellent movie. Def Malick's most experimental film but also my favourite of his "new" films. Cinematography is amazing and we get the creation of the universe, dinosaurs, psychedelic microorganisms and of course the nostalgic and personal story set in 1950s Waco Texas. Brad Pitt is good, really embodies that caring but distant feeling we all get from our fathers. I'm sure someone smarter could articulate what they took from this film by referencing Heidegger or other philosophers, but I just enjoyed this daring cinematic meditation on the solitude and meaning of life against the overwhelming backdrop of the creation of the universe. 9/10

[RoXer]

Source Code - 78

[Seth82]

Exploring Love

the hour and fourty minutes felt like four hrs

over the top forced acting and shitty camera work at times

last time I watch a movie that was recommended on Netflix Streaming

stay far far away from this one

[PorkSoda]

Grumpy Old Men - 3/10

[Schlomey]

Gnomeo And Juliet - 7/10 - Cute and a kiddie twist on a classic story. Not as horrible as expected.

[RoXer]

Hanna - 78

[Requiem]

@PorkSoda - Steve Buscemi is good, that's why. You should check out Boardwalk Empire, HBO series with him as the star. Good stuff.

[Gonzo]

Battle: Los Angeles

6/10

[PorkSoda]

The Fifth Element - 9/10

Mila Jovovich is fuggin hot and a damn good actress. This movie was the goods.

I need to watch Thelma and Louis, Bonnie and Clyde, Phantoms, Maverick, the original True Grit, and a Woody Allen movie. Which should i watch first?

[D Mac]

Green Lantern 7/10

[whiteyford]

I am number 4 - 7/10
The roomate - 6/10

[ClockShot]

The Sorcerer's Apprentice - 2/5

[wwe2222]

Green Lantern 5.5/10 Not as bad as critics made out to be, but nothing outstanding. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds had 0 chemistry together.

Oa stuff was cool.

[PorkSoda]

Dial M For Murder - 9/10

This is seriously my first time watching a Hitchcock film. I have lost my Hitchcock virginity. The acting is very top notch and the writing is great. Also, the directing is superb. Good stuff!

I NEED TO GO TO THE FRIGGEN MOVIE THEATER! Jeepers......

[VSG]

Jabba giving Double R a run for the title of Top Reviewer,

[Droford]

The Mechanic 6/10 - Huge fan of Statham but seriously this was like I wasted 90 minutes of my life with the ending being super predictable..

Black Swan 2/10 - I really didnt have any idea what the hell was going on.

[Kalyx triaD]

http://twitchfilm.com/news/AlienVsNinja.jpg

AvN: Alien vs Ninja - 5/5

This is the greatest movie ever made. You'll know this by the time the alien controlled zombie ninjas start chanting "Fuck you" in unison.

http://www.nerdsociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/princess-and-the-frog-poster-320x500.jpg

The Princess and the Frog - 4/5

I liked it.

[PorkSoda]

Dracula Dead and Loving it - 7/10

[D Mac]

Saw: The Final Chapter. 6/10

[Raven Reaper]

http://www.dreadcentral.com/img/reviews2/superhybridl.jpg

Holy fucking shit... The Thing + Terminator T-1000 + Alien Cthulu squid + Christine + Transformers = This movie... And the ending was a huuuge twist sucker punch as well. One of the best Direct to Video killer car movies ever made if you can get past the cheesy acting and effects.. My fucking god..

Reason why I'm saying those movie references well, go see it. Highly recommended.
Oh and some comments say that the director must've been watching that Futurama episode called The Honking.. :P

9/10.

P.S. Unless, I'm thinking I'm the only one that likes killer vehicles movie stuff. :p And the director is the same guy that made the One Missed Call Japanese remake shit...

And this trailer doesn't do the full movie some justice. I liked how they avoided showing how the car is a Shape-shifting squid alien that has the same powers as the Terminator T-1000

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[Ermaximus]

Machete 8/10

Plot seemed a bit lacking, but it's a Robert Rodriquez film starring Danny Trejo. The action makes this movie obviously. Plus you see Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba naked.

Jeff Fahey did a pretty good job too. Like that guy ever since seeing him as Lapidus on Lost. :y:

[Schlomey]

Letters To Juliet

Yeah the girlfriend had me watch this one. Typical yet unique. I loved the cinematography and locations so that kept me going through the shit moments.

5 out of 10

[Snowden]

Awake - 4/10

Acting was OK, twist was very contrived, and the fact that he was in anesthetic paralysis really didn't have any play in the plot whatsoever. The "supernatural" stuff was also really silly, especially the main character's interactions at the very end of the movie. Sat through it because I was curious as to how it ended...so I'll give it that.

The Hangover - 9.5/10

Fucking hilarious. Can't believe I hadn't gotten around to watching it until now. Zach Galifianakis was hilarious here, and the whole ride was just laugh-a-minute greatness.

[XL]

One of the best Direct to Video killer car movies ever made
:lol:

[Raven Reaper]

Yes, I'm not kidding I REALLY REALLY mean it. :p

http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/gallery/15903/Quarantine_2%3A_Terminal_1.jpg

And to think they're making a remake of REC 2.. Ha, this one was just waayyy off. Even though some passenger was watching news on his laptop. And it showed the scenes from the first Quarantine movie. Thank god, they avoided remaking REC 2 scene for scene. Zombies on a plane anyone?

6/10.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Clownstrophobia - 1/10

Utterly boring and confusing.

[Raven Reaper]

Insidious - 7/10.

[PorkSoda]

Iron Man 2 - 7/10

Hey, I liked this one. I thought the first one was terrible, but this was great. I don't like Downey Jr. as Tony Stark. He talks too fast and makes intellectual points. There's nothing wrong with that, butitsoundslikethisandthewordsarejumbledifhewouldjustslowdownandtalkatanormalspeed Pork would like it more.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Terror At Blood Fart Lake - 0/10

Hard to believe, but it's actually worse than the title suggests. Non-stop retarded babble for over an hour.

[XL]

I was talked into one of these Skype/Shitty Film sessions. They say that you should live with no regrets, trying watching that shower of shit and not regretting it.

Despite a full half hour of dialogue I still had no idea what was going on. This pretty much continued the full length of the film (1hr 14mins). At one point a character was "eaten" by another character's asshole and then shat out as a pile of bones and guts. The high point was a topless scene with a girl that was barely decent looking.

Jabba owes me 1hr 14mins of my life back/10

[whiteyford]

Sucker Punch 9/10

The Notebook 3/10

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Porn Shoot Massacre - 1/10

Pointless characters were introduced throughout, just to be immediately killed off. The only selling point was the plethora of bewbz.

[Raven Reaper]

http://veryaware.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Dark-of-the-moon-poster-470x702.jpg

Transformers 3: Even without Megan Fox, still enjoyed it. It felt out of place of the 1969 Armstrong Moon landing history. This is my first time of seeing a few humans siding with Megatron and Decepticons. What a plot twist. :p Although I highly doubt there'll be a Transformers 4 since Megatron and Starscream got killed off quickly by Optimus and company.

8/10. Fuck the critics. I don't give 2 shits if this was a shit movie. Hell, even this year's Oscar movies are not worth seeing all over again. Seriously. Except Black Swan. :p

[Requiem]

Don't understand why Jabba wastes so much time watching horrible movies that he knows are going to be horrible. Seems like a waste of months of your life in the long run.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Half the fun is listening to the pain of other people watching them.

[PorkSoda]

Phantoms - 3/10

Affleck was da bomb in this movie, yo

[XL]

X-Men: First Class - 10/10

It was X-cellent, X-ceptional even :shifty:.

[XL]

Tropic Thunder - 4/10

[XL]

Step Brothers - 5/10

[XL]

Equilibrium - 7/10

Fantastic fight scenes.

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Senna 9/10

Real incite into the man that skimps on the racing action just a little too much.

[whiteyford]

Adjustment Bureau 8/10

Better than i expected honestly.

[Schlomey]

Transformers 3


Bloody awful. Very sad :(

4/10

[Raven Reaper]

http://www.roughcutreviews.com/images/poster_toy_story3_ver26.jpg

For a cartoon, this one's a bit more of a dark theme about evil toys being rejected and Daycare center portrayed as a prison nightmare where toddlers just fuck up toys by smashing them... Some playtime huh? Nothing I hate more than that stupid evil Lotso Bear who thinks toys are fucking trash. The ending with Andy giving all of his toys away to some little girl makes me depressed about letting go of our childhood stuff as we grow older. :(

8/10. I find it rare and awkward that this one's Oscar nominated for Best Picture.

[Schlomey]

it deserves to be nominated it was a fabulously well written end to a trilogy.



Whatever comes past this will be clown shoes as I hear they are planning a 4th. PISS ON IT.

[Schlomey]

X Men: First Class


Like everyone else, wasn't expecting much because of the lack of hype and star power..plus "reboots" have taught us not to care too much going into them.

That being said, this was better than all 3 prior X Men movies combined. It had story, plot, character development, realism & good acting.

10/10 - I HOPE this becomes the new franchise to watch.

[VSG]

Bad Teacher: 8/10

Green Lantern (3D) : So much deviation from the comic books :'( 5/10

[seapig4]

Pandorum: 7/10

[Schlomey]

X Men Origins: Wolverine

10 out of 10.


Don't know much about continuity especially after JUST watching X Men First Class but as a story this movie was outstanding. I bet the die hards for the X Men franchise hated story and plot holes but as a casual fan I was glued to the screen.

[Schlomey]

green lantern

8/10

again, being a casual fan I was pretty impressed with part 1 of what I'm sure will be another franchise. The dialog was crappy at times but the story flew by and the action was good....the ending fight scene was quick and somewhat anticlimactic but I have hope for the future.

[D Mac]

Season of the Witch 8/10
Unknown 8/10

[PorkSoda]

The Dilemma - 5/10

[Vastardikai]

Hobo With A Shotgun:

It was one of those movies you watch for the sole purpose of laughing at how bad it is. I mean really, the title says it all. If you want an excitingly violent gore-fest that's so bad it ends up being awesome, you can't go wrong with this one.

100/10 ridiculously entertaining.

[Raven Reaper]

http://www.baiscopelk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/The-Objective-2008.jpg

2001 Space Odyssey + Blair Witch + Paranormal Activity + Close Encounters + Afghanistan = This movie.

The only clues I can give you when watching this is the presence of triangular shapes that look like portals or stargates and I saw people crossing over to that shape and they vanished into thin air.

The scenes may be a bit dragging but the 2nd half was intense. The ending reminded me alot of the Exorcist and the 4th Kind

IMDB comments kept theorizing of those bright orb lights the marines saw like some kind of DJINN beings. And they even theorized something along the lines of this one:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vimana

Go figure. 7/10.

[James Diesel]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/32/Mr._Nobody_%28film_poster%29.jpg

10/10
Though I'm always biased towards a Leto film, this one really made me think.
It's a drama about the last mortal man (aged 118) in an immortal world, explaining his life.
String Theory gets involved. Fun from the start.

[Londoner]

X Men: First Class


Like everyone else, wasn't expecting much because of the lack of hype and star power..plus "reboots" have taught us not to care too much going into them.

That being said, this was better than all 3 prior X Men movies combined. It had story, plot, character development, realism & good acting.

10/10 - I HOPE this becomes the new franchise to watch.

Was just gonna make a post on this as i've just been watching it, but you beat me to it. Did well to keep my interest going through out the film and im not the biggest fan of films ever.:cool: 10/10

Oh and also yesterday saw Stephen King's The Mist. Great horror film imo, with what i'd say was a double twist at the end if i remember correctly though i may have just got carried away with how good it was. 10/10 for this one to.

[PorkSoda]

Let Me In - 6/10

[Raven Reaper]

Finally got around seeing this:

9/10.

http://www.reviewbusters.net/images/movie/holy_mountain_dvd_main.jpg

Finally got around seeing this... Throughout the movie I was like this:

http://www.badgerflats.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Scared.jpg

my fave scenes are the introduction of the various planets through human representations: My fave is Mars with the guns shaped like different religious symbols from Buddha, Judaism, and my personal fave The Christianity Gun!! Guns, God Gov't all in one movie... The main character that looks like Jesus Christ reminds me alot of that hermit guy in Monty Python series. The most disturbing part is him screaming inside a room full of waxed statues of himself in a crucified pose!!! And also the part where some bishop sleeps with a Jesus crucified statue in his bed and outside the church a bunch of whores... And I almost puked when the old man gave up his eyeball to a little girl whore!!! Fuuuuuuck.. The ending was just...............FUUUCKED... In a good way.

After that it was this:

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnsurqUhKI1qfg4moo1_500.jpg

Starring Max Adler aka one of the main guys from Glee... The redeeming quality of this one is that NONE of the wolves are CGI. And they don't transform into twatlight shirtless hunks either. Just plain creature feature attack movie in a westerner location.

7/10.
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[Emperor Smeat]

Legion - 3 out of 5

[Londoner]

Resident Evil: Afterlife: 8/10. Nothing we haven't seen before really but entertaining. Need to see it in 3D one day.

[Raven Reaper]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8RXhju6HXDU/TKAacD6RycI/AAAAAAAAAIU/h4MTftiAPmk/s1600/El_Topo_Rep.jpg

Never was a spaghetti western fan myself. But this one was awesome.. The ending was disturbing, depressing, yet kick-ass gun slinging action.. I felt bad for the dad and son. :(

9/10. I liked the part where the cultists have the eye of God logo as their representation of Chrisitianity and their test of "miracles" is by pulling the trigger of a gun that is loaded with 1 bullet... Fuuuuck. That was intense THEN BANNNG!!!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Fantastic

[VSG]

These should be recorded in the 100k replies thread, Iggy.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'm just letting enough data build up to make a "best of Raven Reaper" thread.

[DaveBrawl]

Green Lantern - 8/10

Nothing really special, but I enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would.

[Londoner]

I'm just letting enough data build up to make a "best of Raven Reaper" thread.

lol

[VSG]

I'm just letting enough data build up to make a "best of Raven Reaper" thread.

Now you are just being lazy, there is plenty of gold to go around already.

[Raven Reaper]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WRUZH6sIJgk/Tg73iXuxeLI/AAAAAAAABTY/oCAWldqfmpw/s640/0b6e7d45c5.jpg

I made a new thread that really summed up this movie. Yes, I mean it.. It's really like The Lost Girls/Sex and the City.
Only this time, there are no parents except one of them, Charlotte has a daughter and husband already divorced.. Sad isn't it? And the heroine is just a plain theif punk on the street. Even the ending showdown with the leader of the bitchy vamps is just the same as like I said, Lost Boys... But I refuse to give what happened to the heroine and the boyfriend cop she's falling in love with...

Some IMDB commentator said that in some dvds, there are 2 alternate endings... Anyway, this is a fucking AWESOME movie of 2010!! It's right up there with Lost Boys and Let the Right One In. There's even plenty of lesbo disco scenes and they even do what the rest of the rich bitches of society: Shopping, chicken racing cars ala Fast and Furious, drinking bloods, and of course the initiation ritual of Lena much like in the Lost Boys. Except their hideout is an expensive motel...

I liked how even the vampire bitches trio even have humanities left in them like how they REALLY miss being a normal mortal, seeing the sunlight everyday, missing your loved family ones, and of course how to avoid killing people at the first sight of injury on any human esp. boyfriends too. IT's a vampire's lifestyle indeed.

10/10. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. You won't be disappoint. There's brief moment of lesbo vamp sex. :p

We Are The Night >>>>>>>>>>>>> Twatlight

P.S. About those 2 alternate endings on DVD, one IMDB comment said: The 1st ending: The boyfriend cop of the main heroine vampire dies and she escapes alone. 2nd ending: She bites her boyfriend cop and they escape together from the building with the police coming in too late only seeing a handgun on the floor.

[Skippord]

lesbo disco scenes sound pretty delightful

[PorkSoda]

The Rookie - 8/10

This received lots of negativity.....its a great movie. Although Charlie Sheen did a horrible "Why the hell not" one liner at the end, it was fantastic to watch.

[Raven Reaper]

http://film-book.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/mothers-day-movie-poster-01.jpg

The Hand that Rocks the Cradle meets Last House on the Left only this time, it's the parental mother that's the villain while the house guests are considered victim intruders. Didn't realize this was a remake. And a GREAT ONE at that. I refuse to spoil the origin of this "mother" and her so-called "children." Just take note at the beginning of the film in the hospital scene with babies on it. Also there's a scene where one of the victims knows the REAL story of how the "mother" and her "children" came to be.

I used to have a crush on Rebecca De Mornay as a teen... But damn, did she play the role of the mother almost as despicable as Mother Firefly in Devil's Rejects. She aged well... Go see it.. It's been a looong time since Rebecca was in movies like Hand That Rocks the Cradle.

The ending was just wicked sick. Didn't see that one coming. And I wish I could spoil about the origin of this "mother." But damn, was she one smart-ass slithering backstabbing deceiver that likes to pound her killer nature on her "children." She's my fave villain now!!

10/10.

[Blitz]

Horrible Bosses: 8/10

Pretty much didn't stop laughing the whole way through. Colin Farrell needed far more screen time.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Raven Reaper. Your reviews are highly interesting and insightful, and have introduced me to an array of horror films I may not have seen were it not for you.

However, I think it would be interesting if you would rate some classic movies (Star Wars, Indiana Jones, The Shining, Ghostbusters etc). I believe some of us may find a new spin on these movies. Thank you.

[VSG]

Seconded. We should have a "Fans of Raver Reaper" social group.

[Raven Reaper]

Raven Reaper. Your reviews are highly interesting and insightful, and have introduced me to an array of horror films I may not have seen were it not for you.

However, I think it would be interesting if you would rate some classic movies (Star Wars, Indiana Jones, The Shining, Ghostbusters etc). I believe some of us may find a new spin on these movies. Thank you.

Haha Already seen those. Same rating as a 10/10. Except with The Crystal Skull.. :p

Sometimes, it also pains me much that Jabba watches WORSE movies than mine... I even looked them up and man, yeah he's right. They're ALL HORRID. LOL.

[Emperor Smeat]

Slap Shot - 4 out of 5

Seen some parts and clips before but never the entire movie until now.

[Sixx]

Haha Already seen those. Same rating as a 10/10. Except with The Crystal Skull.. :p

Sometimes, it also pains me much that Jabba watches WORSE movies than mine... I even looked them up and man, yeah he's right. They're ALL HORRID. LOL.

It's all about reviews, not ratings.

[ClockShot]

Transformers: Dark of the Moon - 2.5/5

[Requiem]

X-Men: First Class

8/10

Fantastic. January Jones is terrible though. Worst part of the whole movie. Movie wasn't mindblowing, but it was pretty fantastic.

[Blitz]

Trust: 7/10

Effective little flick directed by David Schwimmer, about a teen girl who meets a pedophile online. Good performances, and a story that doesn't quite go the way you might expect it to.

Conan O'Brien Can't Stop: 7/10

I would've liked it to touch more on the details regarding the whole Tonight Show thing, but it still ends up giving you some interesting insight into Conan himself.

[RoXer]

Transfromers: Dark of the Moon - 50
Arthur - 71

[RoXer]

http://cdn-6.nflximg.com/en_us/boxshots/gsd/70101826.jpg

It's on Netflix right now and I highly recommend it. It's about a guy who moves into a new apartment and falls in love with his neighbor. The new apartment has paper thin walls and he stalks her and becomes a total creep show. A real love story for creepy, hopeless dudes.

Man, Woman, and the Wall - 96

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Deadly Friend - 3/10

Pretty stupid plot, but the unintentionally gay chemistry between two of the characters was hilarious.

---------------------------------

The Video Dead - 0/10

Nothing about this film made any sense, or had any kind of consistency. There were no videos in this film.

[RoXer]

You should watch Man, Woman, and the Wall, NoJabbaNoBogRoll

[Kris P Lettus]

Where the Wild Things Are 8/10

[PorkSoda]

Crimson Tide - 8/10

There was a terrible scene in this movie where Washington and Hackman were arguing with each other TALKING at the SAME EXACT TIME. Seriously. What the fuck? Tony Scott, Denzel, and Hackman should know better! You don't do that!

[whiteyford]

Where do you get these films from Jabba?

[Ermaximus]

Horrible Bosses-7.25/10

Knockaround Guys-8/10

Bloodrayne: The Third Reich-2/10

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Where do you get these films from Jabba?
http://stagevu.com/

[Triple Naitch]

The Green Hornet - 5/10

This movie really disappointed me. It did nothing to keep me engaged. I turned it off towards the end, because I thought I'd find better stuff on tv.

Bad Teacher - 8.5/10
Hilarious. I usually hate Cameron Diaz, but she was great in this.

[PorkSoda]

I thought the last 20 minutes of Green Hornet was cool.

Escape From New York - 9/10

Everything about this was great.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Book About Zombies (Zombie Diaries) - 0/10

The constant shaky camera gave me a serious headache, and none of the "characters" were explored or explained until the last five minutes, when it was already too late to care.

[Londoner]

Jabba

How can you sit through so many bad movies?

[Raven Reaper]

http://newr1.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/DDjDAsQT.jpg

Amores Perros + American Pie + Breakfast Club + School girls + Mean Girls = This movie.

At first, I don't know what to make of the ending of what really happened to one of the girls named Maria Del Mar about committing abortion. It felt like as if the blind girl is the only one who saw Maria at the ending kissing her hand goodbye after one of the girls told them that the reason they're in detention is that it's not murder. It was suicide and she told the rest that it was REALLY MARIA who killed herself for having a baby with one of the friends' dad and she says she didn't want it. It felt like a ghost story at the ending though.

WTF??! But throughout the movie, you'll see introductions of many of the 10 girls talking how much angst, sex drive, fucking senators and getting laid with other dads all the time... It felt like a Mexican styled American Pie and Mean Girls only in a darker and sadistic way... What's more is that these girls are minor age of getting fucked.

6/10. It can be a bit dragging but the ending was just WTF and depressing at the same time.

[Skippord]

Black Swan - 7/10

I don't know man, could have used more lesbo blow jobs

[Skippord]

Doghouse - 6/10

could have been funnier, but otherwise alright

happythankyoumoreplease -8/10

thought it was very sweet and found it delightful.

[Fox]

Transformers: Dark of the Moon - 5/10
- I'm part of the minority that actually enjoyed the second film, so I went into DOTM expecting to be totally blown away. Instead I found myself to be totally bored for most of the thing. The logic of the story was a real reach and I found myself really not caring what was happening about halfway through. Even the final battle was kind of disappointing. Given, I was pretty drunk when I saw this, so I might go and see it again as it could possibly be better on a second viewing.

Gigantic - 4/10
- Off-beat romantic comedy that never really goes anywhere. Paul Dano isn't interesting or charismatic enough to play the lead and even the enchantingly beautiful Zooey Deschanel can't save his performance. Weak movie with no real pay off.

[XL]

Couple of in-flight movies on my recent vacation.

Just Go With It

Rom-Com with Adam Sandler & Jennifer Aniston. Usually can't abide Sandler but he was bearable in this. Some funny stuff with the usual sickly sweet ending.

6/10


Cedar Rapids

Expected much more from this given the people involved. Some funny bits I suppose.

5/10

[Skippord]

X-Men: First Class - 10/10

loved it, Michael Fassbender is my hero

[PorkSoda]

Superman: The Movie - 10/10

It was.....Super! The 1978 version this was.

[Juan]

Sucker Punch - 7/10

Not as bad as I was expecting. Pretty fun flick

[The Genius]

wallstreet 2: money never sleeps - 7/10

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Mercy - 0/10

Literally nothing happened, and it tried too hard to be art.

[Raven Reaper]

The Deathly Hallows finale: Awesome movie that I didn't want J.K. Rowling to stop the franchise from coming to an end. :( Thank you Harry Potter and co. esp. the Hogwarts students. It's been a HELL OF A RIDE. I even busted tear ducts at the ending. :(

I walked out of the theater satisfied yet sad that my inner child just screamed that it doesn't want to let go of Potter and company. :/

I'm gonna miss ALL of their adventures even if I had to watch ALL HP movies again just to relive their moments. :( J.K. Rowling, Thank you for EVERYTHING in this franchise. I can die happy like Dumbledore now.

Farewell to Hermione as well. My crush and love for her character will live forever... I feel bad for Snape though. Voldermort and Snape is right up there next to Palpatine and Vader same goes with the final showdown at Hogwarts ala Return of the Jedi..

10/10. :(((((

[PorkSoda]

If Harry Potter can get about 8 movies, there is absolutely NO DOUBT that I can, or anybody can, make it to Hollywood

[Seth82]

watched the movie Twelve last night on Netflix

loved this for what it was

stars Chace Crawford, 50 Cent, Emma Roberts, Rory Culkin and Keifer Sutherland as the narrator

pretty fucked up at times but I liked it

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Mutant Vampire Zombies From The Hood - 1/10

Worst explanation for a zombie outbreak of all time. Most horrendously cliched collection of stereotypical characters I've seen in a while. No special effects above slime.

[VSG]

Jabba, can you include the link to the movies/embed them in here. You got my attention.

[Raven Reaper]

https://sites.google.com/site/peftypefty/fs/thevanishinggeorgesluizerremakeshisownmovieandfails/spoorloos1988poster.jpg

aka the Vanishing. Remember Ryan Reynolds' Buried movie? I think that one ripped off this original version.. Same with the ending.

8/10..

[Blitz]

Deathly Hallows part 2: 9.5/10

That's how you end a series.

[PorkSoda]

I heard Harry Potter died in this one. Good!

Assassins - 6/10

I watched this movie in 4 sittings.

[RoXer]

Deathly Hallows part 2: 9.5/10

That's how you end a series.

Did you read the books?

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Jabba, can you include the link to the movies/embed them in here. You got my attention.
Mutant Vampire Zombies From The Hood: http://stagevu.com/video/yjjojuhqvcge

Ignore the comment that says the ending is missing. It only seems to be missing the credits, really. However, one scene does appear twice, for some reason.

[Blitz]

Did you read the books?
No sir.

[Londoner]

Eurotrip

9/10

Had me laughing so much all the way through.

[VSG]

Horrible Bosses

9/10

Brilliant movie, highly recommend it.

[Raven Reaper]

http://i1.ambrybox.com/140711/1310655051455.jpg

It's almost like 127 hours only this time, he's in a car wreck and spends throughout the movie crawling with his limped fucked leg in some mountain forest. His only companion, a dog and his nemesis the mountain lion that keeps eating the dead bodies in the car and on the road.. The only redeeming stuff in this is the constant flashbacks of the woman aka his wife looking for him esp. the police. Oftentimes some of them are just plain hallucinations much like in 127 Hours. And the dog... at first I thought it was real.. But later, when he asked the park ranger, he replied, There's NO DOG in this forest.

5/10.. The ending is pretty much like I said, 127 hours..

[Corporate CockSnogger]

You kind of already gave away the spoiler by saying you thought the dog was real.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

The whole time I really didn't think Darth Vader could be Luke's father. Turns out...
HE IS!

[ct2k]

Up - 8/10

:'(

[whiteyford]

Unknown - 7/10 Twist was kinda obvious but still better than i was expecting.

Hall Pass - 5/10 Couple of funny moments but pretty average, wish id rented it.

[CSL]

http://i1.ambrybox.com/140711/1310655051455.jpg

It's almost like 127 hours only this time, he's in a car wreck and spends throughout the movie crawling with his limped fucked leg in some mountain forest. His only companion, a dog and his nemesis the mountain lion that keeps eating the dead bodies in the car and on the road.. The only redeeming stuff in this is the constant flashbacks of the woman aka his wife looking for him esp. the police. Oftentimes some of them are just plain hallucinations much like in 127 Hours. And the dog... at first I thought it was real.. But later, when he asked the park ranger, he replied, There's NO DOG in this forest.

5/10.. The ending is pretty much like I said, 127 hours..

You kind of already gave away the spoiler by saying you thought the dog was real.

lol fucking hell, especially the capital letters under the spoiler tag afterwards

[Droford]

True Grit Remake 8/10 - liked all of the acting, and it looked great, liked the added ending but still felt like it was missing something.

[Raven Reaper]

http://www.akiba-heroine.com/search/index.php?menu=1&keyword=ZARD25&search=OK

5/10. Hey jabba, since you like watching movies that are soo bad, try watching those above my link... It's full of shit stuff from Japan.. Too bad ALL of them have no subs, but don't worry, just try skipping a few seconds and you'll get the plot of it. :p

And as for me I watched this:

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I liked the cheesy homage to the 50 foot woman and anime stuff.

[PorkSoda]

Heat - 12/10

Oh my god this was fucking epic. I can't describe how good it was. I'm still in shock of how good the ending was as well.

It took me 16 years to watch it.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Nightmare Man - 3/10

Started off as a pretty standard low-budget thriller, in the woods. The plot takes a couple of unusual turns, which I will not spoil. Overall, pretty bad, but not boring.

Link, if anyone wants it: http://stagevu.com/video/soatblvxwurl

[El Fangel]

Paul - 8/10
Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows: Part 2: 10/10
Strange Wilderness - 6/10

[Raven Reaper]

http://pic.phyrefile.com/f/fi/firelegend/2011/07/13/Stake.Land.2010.jpg

It's alot like Zombieland except it's vamps minus the humor in this one... 6/10.

[mitch_h]

People on Sunday- Pretty cool film from the 30s. One of the earliest independant movies that was made by a whole bunch of directors that would go on to great success in Hollywood, guys like Fred Zinneman, Robert Siodmak, Edward G Ulmer and Billy Wilder.

The Tillman Story - Depressing documentary about how Pat Tillman's death by friendly fire was covered up and replaced with a more inspirational story that could be used as propaganda. Him and his family are pretty cool and fought hard to get to the truth.

Horrible Bosses - Pretty entertaining, great cast.

[Raven Reaper]

http://www.downloadbox.org/uploads/posts/2011-07/1309800014_black-rat-2010.jpg

Japanese version of schoolgirls ala Jigsaw, Jason, Michael Myers, and The Scream killer... There's even a kung fu fighting with sharp weapons like Battle Royale between 2 female girls.. I loooved it!!! The final plot twists and constant flashbacks of why 6 schoolmates were called by this killer really kept me entertained.. Highly recommended.

I Liked the intro of the film about the story of the 7 rats with different personas. Almost like a twisted fable tale and the students organizing some kind of rat dance in one of their school festivities hence why this movie is titled Black Rat...

I never saw Battle Royale 2 despite it's the director of this one.. The best part was this schoolgirl being tied to a chair with a barb wire and the killer speaks through hand written paper of her motives.. And I don't know whether to laugh pr get scared when the killer girl told her victim to get 100 points in Karaoke singing machine OR DIE!!! Seriously.

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9/10.

[Lock Jaw]

X-Men First Class: 9/10

Pretty good. Loses points for NOT EVEN TELLING ME THE NAME of Shaw's tornado making henchman.

[Raven Reaper]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IRe_GecJCuo/TfOPvSZje0I/AAAAAAAADck/QPSoQJrmcWA/s640/Yellow+Brick+Road+2010.jpg

THIS MOVIE IS COMPLETELY 100% MINDFUCKERY IN A FUCKING GOOD WAY. It doesn't make any sense. At first, what is this? A haunted forest that keeps playing old 40's music and static sounds that make people kill each other and fucked themselves up ala The Happening. Then as the 2nd half starts ,it gets more intense... The ONLY clues you'll have aside from the psychological assault of 40's music making people go insane, is also the repetitive talk among the travellers saying all of their number equations ARE ALL POINTING NORTHWARDS with no end. I refuse to give away the rest but there you have it..


Also, another clue is that one of them KNOWS why people in the 40's living in that area completely disappear and died. It's like a huuuge Bermuda Triangle style phenomenon to it. And she said that if you LIVE IN THAT TOWN LONG ENOUGH, you'll understand why...
And this one's better than Blair Witch. Just completely psychological assault of mindfuckery till the very end. Go see it.

9/10.

[Raven Reaper]

http://sexy-gypsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/ward.jpg

a few good boo moments here and there plus a bit of gore and can I say blatant Identity rip-off? And I loved the IMDB comments saying Sucker Punch ripped off this plot.. :p

6/10.

[Emperor Smeat]

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time - 3.5 out of 5

[Ermaximus]

Skyline

5.5/10

Seriously, what the fuck is this movie even about? Aliens abducting everyone on Earth to kill them and steal their brains. Ok, but why? The ending was utter shit too.

[PorkSoda]

I started watching Skyline but thought it sucked and stopped watching.

Operation Condor - 7/10

Jackie Chan movie....was expecting nothing but action and good fight scenes.....which I got.

[Jura]

Super - 5/10

I don't recommend it even though it has Rainn Wilson in it.

[Raven Reaper]

http://images.moviepostershop.com/kirot-movie-poster-2009-1020559382.jpg

Russian female version of the Professional aside from Nikita of course except her sidekick is an Israeli preggie 20's mom... And some people called the ending was much like Carlito's Way... But it was one hell of an action flick..

8/10.

[whiteyford]

Drive Angry - 8.5/10

Good for what it was, 3D worked well too.

[XL]

Reaper, your pics aren't showing up (for me at least) so I have no idea what you're reviewing.

How can I avoid these films if I don't know what they are?

[Raven Reaper]

There... Is it showing now???

[PorkSoda]

Drive Angry is not an 8.5 and it was not good for what it was and the 3D was absolutely terrible

[whiteyford]

Its no Godfather part 3 but it was enjoyable.

[ClockShot]

Captain America: The First Avenger - 4.5/5

I had a blast. On par with the comics. And Mr. Joe Johnston, welcome back to the director's chair.

In terms of ranking this year's comic book movies:

1. Captain America
2. X-Men: First Class
3. Thor
4. Green Lantern

[Skippord]

Limitless - 6/10

was ok I guess for what it was

[GD]

Poltergeist - 6/10
The Dreamers - 7/10
Gran Torino - 9/10

[V]

Deathly Hallows II - 10/10

[dronepool]

Hangover 2- 6.6

Insidious- 5.5

My Soul to Take- 5.5

Nightmare On Elm Street Remake- 6.0

Thor- 6.5

X-Men First Class- 7.5

Captain America- 8.5

[Raven Reaper]

Captain America First Avenger: 9/10. Stay for the end credits for a preview of the Avengers May 2012!! It's gonna be a loooooooooong wait. I was expecting a Matrix-ish ending with the Red Skull but what the heck.

[Triple A]

Small Time Crooks - 7/10
Hollywood Ending - 6/10
Mighty Aphrodite - 7/10
Broadway Danny Rose - 5/10
Play It Again, Sam - 6/10
Cassandra's Dream - 8/10

[RoXer]

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 - 93
Captain America: The First Avenger - 81

[PorkSoda]

Rambo 3 - 10/10. Rambo is badass. He pulls two shards of glass out of himself when hes hurt. A faggot who likes Harry Potter would cry and go to the hospital.

Primal Fear - 8/10

[Seth82]

Plata Quemada or Burnt Money

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really great spanish language flick


It is based on Ricardo Piglia's 1997 Planeta prize-winning novel of the same name (but translated into English as Money to Burn) that was inspired by a true story of a famous bank robbery in Buenos Aires in 1965. The film, a recreation of their now-legendary story, is an action thriller of the exploits and red-hot passion of two thugs.

The setting is Argentina, 1965. El Nene (Leonardo Sbaraglia), a petty thief, and Angel (Eduardo Noriega), a drifter, meet in the bathroom of a Buenos Aires subway station, and from that moment they are inseparable. They become known as "the twins", but their relationship is in fact that of lovers and, soon, as partners in crime. At a point when their relationship is already turning difficult, the plot sets in.

Their love and loyalty to each other is tested when "the twins" join a plan to hold up an armored truck together with a group of seasoned gangsters: their swaggering straight cohort Cuervo (Pablo Echarri), a sedative addict who's been carrying on an affair with the luscious Vivi (Dolores Fonzi); a 16-year-old nymphet; the trio's boss Fontana (Ricardo Bartis); and the elderly lawyer Nando (Carlos Roffé), who is past the days of any professional illusions and helps make connections to find a good team for the crime.

Angel is wounded by police gunfire during the robbery, provoking Nene to kill all of the guards and police in a fit of rage. Two police officers are among the victims, and so the police of Buenos Aires start a major search for the culprits. They soon find a lead to Vivi's apartment, where the gang had been hiding out, but by this time, all except Vivi have escaped to neighboring Uruguay. The police force Vivi to give away their plans, and the search is broadened to Uruguay

Finally, Nene catches a bullet and dies in Angel's arms. Angel still holds Nene and sends a volley of bullets in the direction of the approaching police every now and again, when the lights fade out and the audience is left with the sound of the final fusillade of the police machine guns. It is implied that Angel committed suicide by cop.

[mitch_h]

Blow Out - Good movie based Antonioni's Blow Up, less introspective though, more straight up paranoid thriller. Always thought of Brian De Palma as stylish, but not as sophisticated as Scorsese or Coppola but his style works perfect for this movie. John Travolta was pretty incredible, apparently he had insomnia during filming and it really benefits his performance, so much so that Tarantino cast him in Pulp Fiction because of this movie. 8/10

[McLegend]

Captain America: 9/10

[Champion of Europa]

Cowboys & Aliens - 4.5/10

[PorkSoda]

The Untouchables - 10/10

Everything was good about it except that they threw in a crying baby one hour and twenty minutes into the movie. The baby rolling down the stairs and the director thinks it would be a great idea to listen to the baby cry for 5 fucking minutes beforehand. There is nothing worse than the sound of a crying baby and I was hoping the damn thing would just get shot.