Rate the last movie that you saw for the first time.

[itsmeJD]

Project X: 4/10.

[Raven Reaper]

The Last Stand: Standard Schwarzenegger bad-assery movie.. Felt like watching a Police western and a bit of Death Proof chase scenes. From the director of Tale of 2 Sisters and I Saw the Devil..

8/10.

[Triple Naitch]

Mama - 7.5/10

What the fuck with this movie

[Raven Reaper]

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This is the 2013 Van Helsing style movie of the year. It felt like Sam Raimi produced this movie cos the witches behaved and looked like the ones in Army of Darkness yelling, "I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOOOUULL!!" It had funny moments like Hansel mentioning this sickness which is diabetic I think cos he talked about getting sick when he ate too much candy and had to take injections when he's feeling weak... Campy, blood splatting gore fun... Oh and there's a giant troll helping them and his name's Edward. Poking fun at Twilight I suppose.. Fun flick I'll say. Oh, and there's a brief nude scene and a full view of the good witch's ass in the lake.

Best part: The scene where the witch flies very fast deep in the forest while the hunter lying in wait with a shotgun reminded me of Star Wars Return of the Jedi chase sequences where Luke ambushes the trooper biker with a saber. Yeah it felt like that too.

And the director is the same guy that made the campy romp Nazi zombie flick, "DEAD SNOW."

9/10. Famke Janssen aka Jean Grey/Phoenix from X-Men makes a scary intimidating witch bitch.

[Skippord]

you are my favorite, Raven Reaper

[dronepool]

Dredd- 8.0

Total Recall (2012) - 6.8
(I liked the design of Total Recall's robot cops a lot)

Ted- 6.9
(Nothing really new, but something decent enough to pass time if you have beer or pot)

[whiteyford]

Dark horse 6/10

Not sure what I was expecting but just kinda meh and depressing.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Django Unchained - 7.5/10

I liked it; Di Caprio, Jackson, and Waltz were fantastic. I did feel it start to drag though after awhile.

[Droford]

I'm seeing a lot of reviews calling movie 43 one of the worst movies of all time. Someone should send them a copy of human centipede 2

[wwe2222]

I thought it was funny. It's basically just a bunch of shorts. Some are dumb but certainly not worst movie ever.

[whiteyford]

Boogie nights 8/10

Never got around to watching it before, should be 7/10 but bumped it for Heather Grahams muff.

[El Fangel]

The Matrix - 10/10

[XL]

You've just now seen The Matrix!?

[whiteyford]

And gave it a 10?

[whiteyford]

Scream 4 7.5/10

Better than I expected from a 4th movie.

[The Condor]

Silver Linings Playbook: 7.5/10--- good movie, enjoyed most of it but I think I'm beginning to tire of the "dysfunctional family, we're all insane" types of movies at this point. Throughout I kept thinking about how Bradley Cooper is about 15-16 years older than Jennifer Lawrence.

[Nicky Fives]

Take This Waltz - 4/10

Nothing spectaculer..... Sarah Silverman naked is a treat, but that's about it.....

[mitch_h]

The Comedy - Really good movie. Tim Heidecker plays an aging hipster (I guess) who is completely detached, and everything he says is ironic. Pretty much just covers him acting like a dickhead, his empty friendships (one friend is played by Eric) and him not dealing with his father's impending death. Funny and depressing and Tim was awesome. 8/10

[dronepool]

Seven Psychopaths- 7.5

[Dark-Slicer Diago]

Dredd - 8.5/10
Sinister - 8/10

[McLegend]

Wall-E: 10/10

Knight and Day: 8/10

[Skippord]

Seven Psychopaths: 10/10

probably the most I've ever enjoyed a movie that doesn't have Batman in it.

[Damian Rey]

You just stole my heart, Skip.

[Skippord]

just like Sam Rockwell stole mine

[RoXer]

Dredd 3D - 74

[RoXer]

Seven Psychopaths - 78

[whiteyford]

Looper 8/10

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Silver Linings Playbook - really good. First time I've seen Jennifer Lawrence in something other than hunger games so it was good to see she's not as terrible as she was in that.

[whiteyford]

This means War 5/10

The only funny stuff was in the trailer.

[The Condor]

Stand Up Guys--- Arkin, as usual, steals the show when he is in it, Walken is fantastic but I can't help but feel that Pacino is actually as spacey in real life as his character. A lot of age humor but it works well and I enjoyed the movie thoroughly. 7.3/10

[dronepool]

Stand Up Guys- 7.0

Agreed with CE. It was a fun, enjoyable movie. I loved Walken's character.

[RoXer]

I'm only like halfway through Zero Dark Thirty right now but I really don't like it

[RoXer]

Flight sucks
Argo sucks
Zero Dark Thirty sucks

none of these should have won anything

[CSL]

you are broken in the brain zone mayte

[RoXer]

2nd half of zd3 better but not much

[SlaughterSeason]

The ward. 8/10

[RoXer]

Saw The Perks Of Being A Wallflower

[Black Widow]

Taken 2- okay but not quite as good as the first

[Juan]

Hit & Run - 8/10

[Fignuts]

Paranormal Activity 4- 2/10

Really boring. Knew going in that it was going to be more of the same, but wow they didn't even try here. The previous one addaed new ways of scaring you, but the only thing new here is product placement.

Putting cameras everywhere doesn't seem as believable as it did in the other films. The other movies do a good job of building tension, and this one really doesn't. I never once felt on edge while watching this.

Finally the plot. They don't further the overall plot of the series at all here. From a story perspective they might as well have not even bothered.

[Fignuts]

And gave it a 10?

The first one was good. Wouldn't rate it a 10 myself, but I'm not surprised someone would rate it that high.

[The Destroyer]

Hugo - 7.5/10

Enjoyed it way more than I was expecting.

Burning Bright - 4/10

Knew it looked bad, but I was expecting it to be enjoyable bad. Not bad bad like it was.

[Classy and Gassy]

Here comes the Boom- 8/10
Bas Rutten makes the movie

[whiteyford]

Pitch perfect 7/10

[Fignuts]

Here comes the Boom- 8/10
Bas Rutten makes the movie

This is pretty much on point.

[Triple Naitch]

Contraband - 6.5/10
Rise of the Planet of the Apes - 8/10

[Emperor Smeat]

Avengers - 4.5 out of 5

[Emperor Smeat]

Dark Knight Rises - 4.5 out of 5

Still enjoy the Dark Knight as the best in the trilogy although liked this one more than Batman Begins.

[Juan]

Here comes the Boom- 8/10
Bas Rutten makes the movie

I tried watching this last week, but I fell asleep about 30 mins in. Gonna give it another chance tho cuz I was pretty drunk.

[Tazz Dan]

Scream 4 7.5/10

Better than I expected from a 4th movie.

10/10 for the opening scene.

Also, Emma Roberts needs to sit permanently on my cock.

[whiteyford]

Yeah plus Alison Brie...

[whiteyford]

Manborg 5/10

Cheap pisstake of kickpuncher, some funny stuff and its played for laughs, the opening blurb alone had me in fits, but the cheap green screen gets annoying.

[The Condor]

Dark Shadows--- 2/10

Ugh, just fucking awful.

[Heisenberg]

Paul 8/10

Simon Pegg and the other guy are quite the pairing.

[Tazz Dan]

Argo 9.5/10

[Juan]

Here comes the Boom- 8/10
Bas Rutten makes the movie

[DAMN iNATOR]

Gonna wait to hear what some of you have to say about A Good Day to Die Hard before I go to the theater and spend a bunch of fucking money on snacks/drinks/a ticket.

[Black Widow]

house at the end of the street- jennifer lawrence is really sexy about the only highlight.

[Juan]

Gonna wait to hear what some of you have to say about A Good Day to Die Hard before I go to the theater and spend a bunch of fucking money on snacks/drinks/a ticket.

Good idea

[Triple Naitch]

Gonna wait to hear what some of you have to say about A Good Day to Die Hard before I go to the theater and spend a bunch of fucking money on snacks/drinks/a ticket.

How much do you plan on spending?

[Ruien]

Act of Valor - 6/10

[Emperor Smeat]

Skyfall - 4 out of 5

[mitch_h]

The Imposter - Bizarre documentary about a 23 year old french man who posed as a 14 year old missing child from Texas. Best documentary I have seen in a long time. 9/10

No - Cool movie about the opposition to Augusto Pinochet using advertising techniques to block his referendum and bring him down. I love that it was shot on old U-Matic cameras. Good performance by Gael Garcia Bernal as well. 8/10

[DAMN iNATOR]

How much do you plan on spending?

Whatever the lowest price for a ticket is any given day, plus a small soda, small popcorn. Hope to keep it under $10 but that's probably not realistic in today's day and age...might be more like $12 or something, but not gonna be one of those dicks who just sneaks in snacks and drink "because it’s cheaper at the store”. That logic has always baffled me. There’s a reason that theaters don’t permit you to do it (money) but it's also a good way to get permabanned from the theater and possibly prosecuted.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Good idea

They still haven’t deported your ass?! :eek::wtf:

[whiteyford]

Skyfall 8/10

[Triple Naitch]

Whatever the lowest price for a ticket is any given day, plus a small soda, small popcorn. Hope to keep it under $10 but that's probably not realistic in today's day and age...might be more like $12 or something, but not gonna be one of those dicks who just sneaks in snacks and drink "because it’s cheaper at the store”. That logic has always baffled me. There’s a reason that theaters don’t permit you to do it (money) but it's also a good way to get permabanned from the theater and possibly prosecuted.

Oh ok

[Blitz]

A Good Day to Die Hard: 2/10. Awful and ridiculous.

In other words, I'm sure Damninator will enjoy it.

[The Condor]

Dark Knight Rises--- a little late, but... Didn't really care for it. 6/10. Bane was an ok villain but nothing special, and the whole thing was just blah to me. Still better than Batman Begins, though.

[Heisenberg]

I loved Dark Knight Rises, had me hooked the whole time.

Spoiler tag for at the beginning that was a little simple reason I enjoyed it from the start. Doesn't reveal plot, just a special guest appearance for fans of Game of Thrones.

Petyr Baelish, a.k.a. Littlefinger from Game of Thrones in the first scene made me mark out in the theater, big Game of Thrones fan.

[Raven Reaper]

A Good Day to Die Hard: 2/10. Awful and ridiculous.

In other words, I'm sure Damninator will enjoy it.

Not only that, Only good thing was that Russian biker chick... She deserves a better death scene.. Might as well go one on one with McClane hand to hand combat.

[ClockShot]

Zero Dark Thirty - 5/5

Bigelow got screwed not getting a best director nod.

[Cool King]

Wreck-It Ralph - 10/10

[The Condor]

1941- 3.5/10

Anyone who says that John Belushi was a comedic genius that could do no wrong is probably ignoring this pile.

[Raven Reaper]

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Dunno what to make of the ending: They showed a montage video of various places where the 2 girls killed guys in each specific ones from the forest, to the apartment, and the garage warehouse with no blood. Yet, in the ending, after the heroine finds out that killing her boyfriend was wrong, she kills her then at the bar, she asks the same question to the girl crying at the backdoor of the bar.. Same thing happened to the heroine at the start of the movie.. High Tension-style deja vu twist anyone?

Anywhoo it's like A Spit On your Grave duo chick flick.

7/10.

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[Razzamajazz]

argo- 8/10

pretty good but not the best that's come out in the past year

[The Destroyer]

Catfish - 7/10

Was honestly expecting it to be terrible, but it was actually alright. Seems 90% likely it's fake though.

[Tommy Gunn]

Mama - 8/10

As a hardened horror fan, I was still terrified by this, I just thought the ending let it down a bit.

[whiteyford]

Brave 8/10

Funny hearing proper Scottish accents for a change.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Ach

[whiteyford]

That was terrible, calm down calm down.

[Triple Naitch]

Wanderlust - 6.9/10

[stultiloquy]

Silent Hill: Revelation

2/10

Awful...I'm a fan of the games (the first 4 anyway), and despite my expectations was kinda looking forward to seeing it as I assumed it would be based on Silent Hill 3 (my favorite game in the series), but I started falling asleep during this movie.

That said, it's not based on Silent Hill 3 beyond Heather being the main protagonist.

Nothing in this movie matters; no character development, the story never evolves beyond a vague premise, its tenuous tie to the first movie is explained away with a MacGuffin that makes no sense at all, the villain has all of 5 minutes of screen time - with anything you might need to know about her being told through exposition rather than action, and the movie culminates in a laughable final fight that makes no sense within the context of the story.
It exists for no reason other than shallow fan-service, but even then it fails because it's just so lazy and clumsily executed.

The visual effects were also embarrassingly bad, and there were far too many unnecessary '3D' camera shots with stuff being pointed right at you.

Just meandering, pointless, baseless, boring garbage...but it at least met my expectations.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Wreck-It Ralph - good

[ClockShot]

Quicksilver - 2.5/5

[Raven Reaper]

Saw this movie today... Felt like watching Hamlet/Lion King/Orphan twisted subplot. Why am I saying that? Find out yourself. Intense!! Directed by the Korean guy who made Oldboy and produced by the late Tony Scott and his brother!!! Fucking nice movie. A must watch.



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10/10.

No ending spoils from me.. And, this has nothing to do with Dracula author Bram Stoker either nor any of the characters related to him. :p

[Nicky Fives]

Safe Haven - 7.5/10 - for a chick flick and for never having read the book, it was not terrible.... didn't care for the ending, but still an above average movie

[The Condor]

Escape from Planet Earth- 2/10

Saw it as a part of work... If this is what kid movies have come to, future generations are fucked.

[The Destroyer]

Death Proof - 6/10

It was alright I guess.

[Nicky Fives]

Moonrise Kingdom - 8.5/10 - not my typical kind of movie, but I enjoyed it.... I tend to find most dramas boring, but this one kept me thoroughly entertained.....

[GD]

Ruby Sparks - 8/10

Celeste and Jesse Forever - 5/10

Dredd 3D - 8/10

Argo - 7/10

Django Unchained - 8/10

[whiteyford]

I quite fancy that Ruby Sparks, I'll blame you if it's terrible Guru Dave.

[mitch_h]

Paradise: Love - Depressing movie about mutual exploitation where an obese middle age Austrian woman goes to Kenya and is introduced to sex tourism by some of the other guests. She feels unwanted and useless and tries to find true love while the impoverished "beach boys" are just looking for money. Thought it was interesting... lots of uncomfortable scenes too. 8/10

[Damian Rey]

The Orphanage-10/10
Excellent foreign horror film. Not much gore, some creepy, great tension built up throughout the movie with an awesome but incredibly depressing ending.

Pan's Labyrinth-10/10
Loved this as well. Loved that it was telling two completely different styles of stories at the same time. Great performances all over. But like The Orphanage, a great but really depressing ending.

[Tazz Dan]

Ruby Sparks - 8/10

Celeste and Jesse Forever - 5/10

Dredd 3D - 8/10

Argo - 7/10

Django Unchained - 8/10

Personally I thought Dredd was a 4 at best.

[whiteyford]

The Orphanage-10/10
Excellent foreign horror film. Not much gore, some creepy, great tension built up throughout the movie with an awesome but incredibly depressing ending.

Pan's Labyrinth-10/10
Loved this as well. Loved that it was telling two completely different styles of stories at the same time. Great performances all over. But like The Orphanage, a great but really depressing ending.

Pretty sure there's a third one in that 'trilogy', fucked if I can remember what it is though.

[The Destroyer]

Not really a trilogy, but the only other film I can think of is possibly The Devil's Backbone which is another Del Toro film with a Spanish setting.

Although he didn't direct The Orphange.

Mulholland Drive - 4/10.

Someone fancy explaining to me what the fuck it was actually about?

[Vastardikai]

Oz: The Great And Powerful: 4/10

What?

Seriously, I wanted to punch Franco in the dick for most of the movie. Not because he was a scumbag for most of it, but because he hammed it up so much most folks wouldn't call him kosher. And it only worked at one point in the whole movie.

Finley looked shit. And my other big complaint. As Ugly as the Wicked Witch of the West is supposed to be, well. Which do you consider more hideous:

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or

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On the plus side, 90% of the CGI looked great. The Land of Oz looked incredible. China Doll was incredibly well crafted. The story was serviceable. But the characters were kind of meh for the most part, excepting China Doll and Evanoria (sp?).

[XL]

Trying to think back through what I've watched and not reviewed.

Oz: The Great & Powerful 4/10 (GF score 6/10)
Thought it was pretty boring for the most part, took forever to get going. Visuls were great though.

Dredd 6/10 (GF score 2/10)
Action film with little to no character/story development. Some great visuals and I imagine it would have looked great in 3D.

The Amazing Spider-Man 7/10 (GF score 7/10)

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Arsenic and Old Lace - really good, light hearted film, seems way ahead if its time with its self parody. The entire time Cary Grant was tied up he was hilarious.

[The Destroyer]

Quatermass and the Pit - 7/10

Hammer Horror remake of an old British sci-fi serial drama from the late 50s. Not bad at all, although I think the TV version was creepier in places.

[Emperor Smeat]

A-Team - 3 out of 5

[MoFo]

Limitless - 8/10

Wasn't keen on the JCVD-esque fighting scenes but enjoyable film. Plus I have a man crush on Bradley Cooper.

[Nicky Fives]

Oz: The Great And Powerful: 5/10

Went to see it on a double date not by choice, never having seen the original.... first time I've ever seen a movie with little kids watching it in front of us.....weird feeling.... movie wasn't terrible and had some alright parts, but not my cup of tea.....

[Triple Naitch]

Project X - 6/10

Made me hate high school "bros" even more.

[Triple Naitch]

Piranha 3DD - 2/10

The only saving grace was Katrina Bowden in it getting FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED.

[Skippord]

TO THE GOOGLE MACHINE

[The Condor]

Incredible Burt Wonderstone: 6.8/10

This struck me as a movie with scads of potential that never gets there. The entire movie you had the feeling that right around the corner it was going to turn it into high gear and become something greater, especially taking into account the subject matter of magicians, but it never gets there. One noticeable feature is the cast; the supporting cast is spectacular but Carrell plays what seems to be every character that he's ever played besides Brick Tamland. The rest, especially Carrey, are excellent. Overall, some chuckles and a funny scene with Steve Buscemi in Cambodia, but nothing to make it a "great" comedy.

[whiteyford]

Killing them softly 8/10

Almost felt like a Soprano reunion with all the cast members popping up.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Taare Zameen Par (Like Stars on Earth) - Decent little film about a child with dyslexia, whose parents and teachers think he's simply misbehaving. It had it's touching moments, but at times it went a bit over the top with it and made it all seem a bit melodramatic. I think on average there was a character crying roughly every 5 minutes. It got pretty camp at times as well, which was good to get away from all the unnecessary teary eyed-ness, but made it seem a bit over the top. A whole bunch of the characters were pretty clichéd too. But it was still a nice story, with some good solid acting from the two lead characters as well as the childs mother. Worth a watch at least anyway. The soundtrack was pretty catchy too.

[Damian Rey]

Iginfest for avatar of the year!

Real Steel-7/10
Was expecting a clunker. Instead, I got a pretty entertaining little movie that I was pretty surprised/pleased with. It wasn't anything overly spectacular, and I found the kid a bit annoying at times, but overall I thought it was pretty fun considering its content.

[Damian Rey]

Oz: The Great And Powerful: 4/10

What?

Seriously, I wanted to punch Franco in the dick for most of the movie. Not because he was a scumbag for most of it, but because he hammed it up so much most folks wouldn't call him kosher. And it only worked at one point in the whole movie.

Finley looked shit. And my other big complaint. As Ugly as the Wicked Witch of the West is supposed to be, well. Which do you consider more hideous:

http://www.cinemista.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/margaret-hamilton-magico-de-oz.jpg

or

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On the plus side, 90% of the CGI looked great. The Land of Oz looked incredible. China Doll was incredibly well crafted. The story was serviceable. But the characters were kind of meh for the most part, excepting China Doll and Evanoria (sp?).

Well, trying to make Mila Kunis look hideous can't be an easy task. I'm sure they could have pulled it off somehow though. I will be seeing sometime this weekend. Stay tuned fans.

[Nicky Fives]

Wreck-It Ralph: 6/10 - have not seen a Disney movie in a real long time.... times have changed....

[Damian Rey]

Oz the Great and Powerful-7/10

Wasn't expecting much at all, and was surprised at how entertained I was. I thought the time they took on Oz and his supporting characters was well done, but good grief was I underwhelmed by Mila Kunis. Not her fault at all, but the writing for that character was really lack luster. Wish they would have played up here impulse and naive ways and saved the heel turn for the final act, maybe even turn heel on her sister.

But alas, they breezed over her and we got what we got. Overall, it was an entertaining piece of spectacle.

[Triple Naitch]

Oz the Great and Powerful - 6.5/10

Agree with a lot of what Damien says. It was also unnecessarily too long. They could have cut a shit load and not affected the story. By the time I was ready to go home, there was still like half an hour left. It was still very visually stunning and Michelle Williams looked great in it.

[Lock Jaw]

Wreck-It Ralph: 7/10. Solid movie. Saw the "twist" coming a mile away, though.

[Sixx]

Alex Cross

Not even sure how to rate this. 2 out of 10? What the fuck was this?

They tried way too hard to make this guy look like a psycho. Why he didn't stuff puppies with explosives and use them to blow up kindergardens is unclear to me.

Also, why was the guy playing Dr. Cox playing Dr. Cox here?

[Sixx]

Why didn't they make Mama Cross fat and just have Perry play her?

How am I supposed to take him fighting a MMA beast serious? He looks older than he is, he's out of shape.

I just can't get over how bad this film was.

[Raven Reaper]

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Dunno what's scarier, the gore or the distorted facial surgeries on this character named Beatress that she says she really wanted to look and sound like Betty Boop. O_________O. When I hear her talk and has that twisted face, she reminded me alot of Walking Dead's Clementine!!

7/10.

[Skippord]

Why didn't they make Mama Cross fat and just have Perry play her?

How am I supposed to take him fighting a MMA beast serious? He looks older than he is, he's out of shape.

I just can't get over how bad this film was.
did you really expect better from Alex Cross?

[Skippord]

do they ever say "Don't cross Cross" in the movie?

[Sixx]

No, I don't think they do.

And did I expect better? I dunno, I've heard good things about the books, the film is described as a Crime Thriller for some reason, plus I've never seen a single Madea movie, so I thought that maybe I could enjoy it.

I mean, sure, I've seen a lot of worse movies in TV and such, but it's rare for me to download a flick so bad and watch it whole way through.

[The Condor]

Why didn't they make Mama Cross fat and just have Perry play her?


Madea Cross

[GD]

Zero Dark Thirty - 7/10

The Ultimate Avengers - 2/10 (The comic series was awesome)

[Raven Reaper]

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This was supposed to be a remake of 1976 Who Can Kill A Child? Haven't seen the original cos I can't seem to find anywhere on torrents.. Still, I think this is how Children of the Corn from Stephen King came to be. Decent low budgie horror flick and the director is weird. He posted this movie promo video on youtube wearing a red hooded mask... Don't know if he's trolling or just one of those snuff film directors that wanna "shock and awe" the audience.. Creepy that he even lives in a unknown isolated dark forest with his tent... How ballsy is that.

9/10.

[VSG]

Watched Jurassic park in 3D at an advance screening, pretty awesome stuff. 9/10

[Raven Reaper]

G.I. Joe: Retaliation..

Absentee cast: Baroness, Scarlett, Ripcord, and General Hawk.

7/10. Don't expect anything less than the first one...

[RoXer]

Wreck-It Ralph - 70

[Road Warrior]

This is 40- 3.7/5, better than I expected

[Tazz Dan]

Django Unchained - 10/10
Fucking loved the whole movie. Not a big fan of 'long' movies, but this had my attention the whole way.

The Perks Of Being A Wallflower - 7/10
Expected this to be a hipster sort of film, but was quite surprised that it was much better than I was expecting.

[Raven Reaper]

Who Can Kill A Child -10/10.

[Tazz Dan]

New Die Hard - 2.5/10
Fucking ridiculous movie. See my Facebook rant for my exact thoughts.

[dronepool]

Olympus Has Fallen 6.5/10

Despite having this subtle 'AMERICA FUCK YEAH' vibe it's a good action movie and makes you wish that day never comes, no matter how fucked up America can be... ect

[Triple Naitch]

5-Year Engagement - 7.5/10

[Blitz]

New Die Hard - 2.5/10
Fucking ridiculous movie. See my Facebook rant for my exact thoughts.
Also wrote a Facebook rant after seeing this. Just awful.

[Droford]

Evil Dead remake reviews are all over the place..I never was really crazy about the original myself. I'll probably wait til it comes out on disc to see the uncut version since it supposedly got cut a lot to get an R rating. I really don't understand why an nc-17 rating is soooooooo god damned terrible...they'd make much more in theatres if they showed the nc-17 cut

[Sixx]

So you posted you haven't seen a movie?

Good job.

[Kris P Lettus]

Evil Dead remake reviews are all over the place..I never was really crazy about the original myself. I'll probably wait til it comes out on disc to see the uncut version since it supposedly got cut a lot to get an R rating. I really don't understand why an nc-17 rating is soooooooo god damned terrible...they'd make much more in theatres if they showed the nc-17 cut

movies are a money grab

that's why most movies that come out now usually are pg13 specially during summer.. parents can take some 15 year old kids to an r rated movie but not to an nc 17 rated one

that's potential money the studio will lose by making it nc17

[Kris P Lettus]

man with the iron fists 9/10

ted 8/10

[The Condor]

Jurassic Park 3D- 9/10
Nothing different from the original, don't feel that 3D added all that much. One thing I noticed for the first time, however, is that the kids in the movie are really damn good for kids of their age in a blockbuster type movie with antagonists that dont physically exist. Most child actors can hurt a movie or not bring anything to the table but the kids in this movie are pretty good in their roles.

[Heisenberg]

G.I. Joe: Retaliation- 10/10

Explosions were tits, action packed, didn't leave the theater to pee when I had to.

[Raven Reaper]

20/10.


Watch this movie at your own fucking risk.. I fucking mean it. Some segments out of 26 based on the alphabets will leave you mind fucked and scarred for sleepless nights.. Believe me.... It felt like all the 26 directors that made those short films are trying to channel much like Jodorowsky or Stanley Kubrick style type of trippy gore torture sick twisted humor that you can ever imagine... Ranging from mutilated woman just to make herself look thinner from being fat, to the pedophilia and masturbation contest which the loser gets a spike up his balls for not climaxing.

This is what could've been the whole Final Destination franchise summed up in 26 short films. Think of it as a twisted adult version of Sesame Street's alphabet segments.

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[Requiem]

Jurassic Park 3D - 10/10 because it's fucking Jurassic Park.

But in all seriousness, I liked the 3D. It didn't get in the way, and it worked well for the most part. I didn't care that it was 3D, and that's not why I saw it, and overall it was done pretty well compared to 3D movies I've seen in the past, and considering this wasn't made for it and those were, I think it holds up alright with its 3D. I saw it because I never got to see it in theaters originally, but I've seen it so many times now that I just couldn't pass up the chance. Was everything I hoped it would be. It has aged very well.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

I would love to see Jurassic Park again in the cinema. They always censor aspects of it when televised (i.e. when people are eaten).

Is the 3D version coming to the UK?

[itsmeJD]

Identity Thief: 6/10

[Frank Drebin]

Started watching Skyfall. 1st Bond movie ever for me. Rating to follow.

[whiteyford]

Maybe its just a UK thing but I can't believe you've never seen a Bond flick before. Should move on to the Carry On series next.

[Sixx]

Maybe its just a UK thing but I can't believe you've never seen a Bond flick before. Should move on to the Carry On series next.

Not a UK thing, I've seen all of them, except for the new one (the Craig ones are cool action flicks, but they don't do it for me as Bond movies) and most of people I know have seen at least a few.

[whiteyford]

I think Lock Jaw was the same actually, not sure if he hadn't seen any or just not them all.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I've only seen like two or three bond films. All Brosnan. Can't remember anything about them though, don't think I paid much attention.

[whiteyford]

Connery is the only Bond that matters.

[Frank Drebin]

3.75 out of 5. It was cool. Not really my bag. Spy movies are cool and all but I'm just into all the drawn out cliches and stuff. Still pretty cool.

[Blitz]

The Evil Dead (1981): 3/10. One of the most overrated flicks I've ever watched.

Evil Dead 2: 8/10. Super fun.

Army of Darkness: 7/10. So beyond ridiculous. Succeeds where it does thanks to Bruce Campbell.

Evil Dead (2013): 4.5/10. Pretty standard modern day horror flick. Some great gore and cinematography though.

[dronepool]

Re-animator- 7/10

The Evil Dead (1981): 7.5/10

Evil Dead 2: 8/10

Army of Darkness: 7/10

Evil Dead: 7/10

[Triple Naitch]

Did you two go on a movie date?

[Skippord]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

[dronepool]

I went with my girlfriend. But I saw the older movies at home, alone.

Anyway-

"Dolls" 7/10

Very cool movie by the same dude who made the Re-Animator.

[Droford]

Seven Psychopaths - 6/10

Director has a lot of QT in him but its not all used right..or something like that. Solid acting performances from everyone even though it got to the point of like a parody movie so the acting felt wasted. Probably could have gotten a 7 had the ending not been a chore. 2 of the characters The Quaker and the Vietnamese Guy probably could have been movies by themselves.

[Damian Rey]

Evil Dead-8/10

Not a huge fan of going to the theater to see scary movies because I'm a big wimp, but I enjoyed the fuck out of this movie. It wasn't really scary, but man was it gory. And it didn't let up. Just kept coming and coming til the end. Great remake. Loved it.

Jurassic Park 3d-10/10

It's Jurassic fucking Park. The movie stands the test of time. The 3d was whatever. There were times where it got in the way because you can't go back and refocus shots, so there were things in the foreground, that weren't the focal point of the shot, that were fuzzy and distracting. There really wasn't anything that called for 3d, but overall, reliving the theater experience of this movie was awesome.

[whiteyford]

Tucker & Dale Vs Evil 7.5/10

Surprisingly funny

[whiteyford]

Ruby Sparks 7/10

[The Condor]

The Replacements- 6.3/10

Usual, somewhat predictable late '90's comedy about scab football players during a strike, but there are some decent moments.

[Kris P Lettus]

Wreck it Ralph-6/10

it was good and i liked all the video game references but it wasn't near the top of my animated list

[CSL]

love The Replacements

[Kris P Lettus]

i loved that movie too and that chick was mad hottttt

[Kris P Lettus]

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[Frank Drebin]

4.5 / 5
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[asphyXy]

6/10

[Skippord]

gonna start rating the last movie that I saw for the first time on the traditional baseball scouting scale of 20-80

[Dark-Slicer Diago]

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[dronepool]

The Lords of Salem- 7.5/10

[Emperor Smeat]

Battle Los Angeles - 2 out of 5

[Droford]

Throw Momma from the Train 1987 - 3/10

Not a fan of Billy Crystal at all. Didn't like Danny Devito in this movie. Momma actually made me laugh more towards the end..than the two of them together.
Maybe I wasn't supposed to laugh..i dunno

[Triple A]

Hot Coffee (2011) - 8/10

"How the infamous McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit and similar cases were exploited as part of a right wing crusade to weaken civil justice."

Was really interesting. Learned things.

[thedamndest]

Jurassic Park 3D - Hard to rate. Jurassic Park is a 10/10 in my book but I would have preferred watching it in Regular D and not paying 27 dollars for it. Not really on board with 3D but just wanted to see it in theaters again.

[thedamndest]

I scrolled up and it looks like Damian Ray made that post almost exactly.

[Skippord]

been gone so long you're now a hack, really a bummer.

[Raven Reaper]

Oblivion - 8/10.

Felt like watching a live human version of Wall E and Portal 2.. Hence the drone robots and a little bit of Mass Effect 3-ish Deus Ex at the ending... Good movie.. And the giant robot female computer sounded like a female Harbinger Reaper!!

And I noticed his sniper scope gun almost resembled N7 Viper Rifle minus the long extension barrel with recoil.

Fact I realized just now: This is an unpublished sci-fi novel written by the director himself who also made Tron Legacy. Aside from being on cracked.com as the least anticipated movie, it was entertaining.

[whiteyford]

Seven Psychopaths 7/10

[VSG]

That's it, can we make Raven Reaper a mod of this forum now?

[The Condor]

Oblivion- 7.3/10

One of the better Sci-Fi motion pictures in recent times, to my liking at least. Cruise had some total ham lines but it is an engrossing story tempered with well done action sequences. Makes me realize, though, that the only optimistic or positive impression of the future rests with the old Jetsons cartoons. Whatever that is worth

[Raven Reaper]

Iron Man 3 - 7/10.

Can I say that we can have Pepper Potts as Iron Woman in the sequels or what?

Extra ending after credits:

Tony talks to some fake-ass psychiatrist and that's it. They even pulled a James Bond style saying, "TONY STARK WILL RETURN."

[Triple Naitch]

Men in Black 3 - 6/10

[RoXer]

I watched the documentary Kumaré on Netflix

[XL]

And what did you think of it?

[Bad News Gertner]

The Campaign 6.5/10

Silent Hill 2: 7/10

Resident Evil Retribution: 6/10

[Bad News Gertner]

Evil Dead(1981) 2/10. Fucking hated it.

Army of Darkness 4/10 Fucking disliked it.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Zombieland - 6/10. It was alright, expected a lot better though considering it's rep amongst most people. Woody Harrelson was great and obviously the Bill Murray cameo was pretty funny but thought the rest of the cast were pretty average and there weren't really many moments that had me laughing a whole lot.

Mama - 5/10. Didn't find it scary at all really. The youngest girl was the scariest part of the whole film. As usual with most horror films, I think the film was better before you see the ghost fully. As soon as you see the awful cgi stuff it kinda took away any fragment of horror it had. Tend to think it's pretty difficult for anyone to make a movie about a ghost and actually show the ghost. Cast were all fine though, thought the older girl was actually really good for a child actor.

[Raven Reaper]

Rob Zombie's Lords of Salem - 7/10.

Think of it as a mixture orgy of: Rosemary's Baby/Disney's Hocus Pocus/Cannibal Holocaust and Stanley Kubrick-ish final act. The appearance of the Dimmu Borgir-ish demon was completely unnecessary and it almost reduced the serious horror stuff into a Cradle of Filth music video. I also liked the reference to Manson's Long Hard Road out of Hell music video in the final act of Heidi's transformation.

Is it just me or those 3 old women esp. the redhead one reminded me sooo much of the trio in Disney's Hocus Pocus? One of them even has a Bette Midler vibe minus the humor.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Iron Man 3 - 7/10

[The Condor]

The Villain(1979)- 6.37/10

A western comedy, live action Coyote and RoadRunner cartoon starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ann-Margaret and Kirk Douglas with cameos by other comedians of the time such as Paul Lynde, Ruth Buzzi and Foster Brooks. It isn't the contemporary "frat pack" variety of comedy but the novelty of such a movie existing is amazing. It's not completely side splitting funny or anything, but to see the #1 action star of all time and a Hollywood legend like Douglas doing such a movie is sure funny.

[Bad News Gertner]

Goon: 8/10. Reallyy enjoyed this movie.

[dronepool]

Iron Man 3 - 8/10

[Heisenberg]

Iron Man 3 - Fuck yeah

[Skippord]

Seeking a Friend for the End of the World - 65

Thought it was quite good, and it made me feel feelings. Would've liked it to be funnier with all of the incredibly talented funny people in it but that's not what it was going for.

[Raven Reaper]

Dark Skies - 5/10.

[RoXer]

I saw Iron Man 3 in beautiful IMAX 3D today.

[Destor]

iron man 3 7/10 i liked it a lot

[Droford]

Bourne Legacy - 5/10

not nearly as good as the first 3

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Evil Dead(1981) 2/10. Fucking hated it.

Army of Darkness 4/10 Fucking disliked it.

You skipped the best one.

[GD]

Jurassic Park 3D IMAX : 8/10 (Saw it for the first time since 1993)

Iron Man 3: 6.5/10 (Jon Favreau for life)

[Bad News Gertner]

You skipped the best one.

It wouldn't take much for it to be the best one

[GD]

Garden State: 6/10

It was fine. I came to know about the movie after the whole kickstarter thang happened.

[The Condor]

Garden State: 6/10

It was fine. I came to know about the movie after the whole kickstarter thang happened.

I've heard good things about it. I see a six, which is not stellar, but not bad. Should I go out of my way to see it?

[Frank Drebin]

Garden State? Meh...

Watch it with a gal to get the most out of it.

Fn hate the scene where he's listening to music and she asks what hes listening to and looks up with these big dough eyes and goes "....the Shins," like such a pretentious douche. He wrote that line so every girl who sees the movie thinks "OMG HEZ SUCH A SENSITIVE MALE!!" ugh.

[RoXer]

I think this weekend I might watch The Hobbit since I downloaded it two months ago

[Frank Drebin]

Lunopolis. Netflix told me about it so I watched it. Fn cool. Enjoyed the Hell out of it. If you like sci-fi / philosophy / conspiracy theories, youl love this.

[mitch_h]

Garden State? Meh...

Watch it with a gal to get the most out of it.

Fn hate the scene where he's listening to music and she asks what hes listening to and looks up with these big dough eyes and goes "....the Shins," like such a pretentious douche. He wrote that line so every girl who sees the movie thinks "OMG HEZ SUCH A SENSITIVE MALE!!" ugh.

Garden State is bad and I don't like Braff but I don't think that scene happened the way you are describing it.

[mitch_h]

Lords of Salem - Weird. It goes from being really atmospheric and creepy and claustrophobic to really corny and silly. It's like Rob Zombie's technical proficiency is a hindrance. He's really bad at directing actors too. I don't know it was interesting, nothing out there really like it. 6/10

[Triple Naitch]

Iron Man 3 - 8.9/10

[Damian Rey]

Iron Man 3-10/10
See my long post in the Iron Man 3 thread. Short story, it was fucking awesome, and I loved it almost as much as the first one.

[Skippord]

Iron Man 3 - 67

Found it quite enjoyable despite a few issues with the crazy shifts in tone. And Iron Man has never been my favorite so the usual problems I have with the character bugged me. Pearce and Kingsley :heart:

EDIT: was just thinking about how cool I found Ben Kingsley's Mandarin and would've enjoyed more of that

[Tommy Gunn]

Star Trek Into Darkness - 8/10

Enjoyed it a lot, although some shaky-camera shots did my head in a bit.

[weather vane]

Bruins vs Leafs Game 6 - 0/10

[Disturbed316]

Day of the Dead (original) 5/10
Olympus Has Fallen 8/10 - loved it

[Droford]

Taxi Driver 7/10

Over rated *clap clap clap* Over rated *clap clap clap*

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Star Trek Into Darkness - 8/10

Enjoyed it a lot, although some shaky-camera shots did my head in a bit.

Bootlegged?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Star Trek Into Darkness 10/10.

[GD]

I've heard good things about it. I see a six, which is not stellar, but not bad. Should I go out of my way to see it?

It's okay. It's not like you are going to miss something awesome. You can probably watch it when you are bored and have nothing to do. Please don't give Zach Braff any money on kickstarter. Thanks.

[GD]

Iron Man 3 - 8.9/10

8.9? Holy shit meat boy!

[GD]

Pulp Fiction (In its entirety) - 8 / 10

East is East - 6.5 /10

[Tommy Gunn]

Mosquito Coast - 7/10
American Grafitti - 8/10
Shame - 6/10

[Seth82]

Joshua Tree, 1951: A Portrait of James Dean - 8/10

James Preston does a fairly decent job of portraying Dean in this one. I found it odd that they never mentioned his roommate William Bast by name - he is just credited as "The Roommate"

I also have never heard of this Violet women that is in a large part of the film. They also refer to Rogers Brackett as just Roger.

I was glad to see a film that explored Dean's sexuality as we see him having sex with both men and women. Most films have just mostly hinted at it.

most of the scenes taking place at Brackett's home are shot beautifully.

[Frank Drebin]

Star Trek into Darkness....3 out of 4. Sooooo much action.....never stops for anything. That's good and bad. Some things I don't get but its entertaining. Not a Hell of lot to think about and ponder other than the lines pulled from the first "timeline" which was cool, but not a mind blower.

Why is Khan immune to Kirk's punches but not Spock's? I get it, Vulcans are strong but Khan straight no-sells it with Kirk.

[GD]

Star Trek: Into the Darkness : 7/10

[Sixx]

Joshua Tree, 1951: A Portrait of James Dean - 8/10

James Preston does a fairly decent job of portraying Dean in this one. I found it odd that they never mentioned his roommate William Bast by name - he is just credited as "The Roommate"

I also have never heard of this Violet women that is in a large part of the film. They also refer to Rogers Brackett as just Roger.

I was glad to see a film that explored Dean's sexuality as we see him having sex with both men and women. Most films have just mostly hinted at it.

most of the scenes taking place at Brackett's home are shot beautifully.

The fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?

[Triple Naitch]

Fast and Furious 6 - 8/10

Fun movie as always, but holy shit at the last scene. :eek:

[whiteyford]

Django Unchained 9/10

The D is silent.

[GD]

Who Ate Gilbert Grape - 6/10

[Triple Naitch]

Star Trek Into Darkness - 8.5/10

[GD]

Robot and Frank - 6/10

[Swiss Ultimate]

Cabin in the woods was great. I give it two hard cocks out of a possible 1.

[RoXer]

I also saw Star Trek: Into Darkness in beautiful IMAX 3D last week but forgot to tell y'all..

[Frank Drebin]

Robot and Frank Drebin - 11/10

Fixed

[Requiem]

Blade Runner: The Final Cut - 8/10

Pretty sure I saw the original theatrical cut years ago and didn't like it. Was too young to really appreciate it, but wow. Didn't feel like a 1982 movie at all. Has really stood the test of time, and was still culturally relevant. Pretty great, kinda creepy sometimes. Really cool feel to the whole thing, just really enjoyed it.

[weather vane]

Looper - 8/10

[owenbrown]

Star Trek Into Darkness 9.5/10

[Disturbed316]

The Watch 7/10
End of Watch 8/10

[Heisenberg]

Hangover: Part III 8/10

Wanted to uppercut the woman in the row behind me, one seat to the left of me, she had that annoying laugh that no one dreams of sitting by. The person with her laughed so hard one time and kicked my chair on accident. I also wanted to uppercut that person in the vagina.

[whiteyford]

Silver Linings Playbook 6/10

Stick with the book.

Gangster Squad 8/10

[GD]

Now You See Me - 4.5/10

A perfect example of making a below average film with an amazing star cast.

[Skippord]

Now You See Me - 66

I enjoyed it, but the twist was ridiculous. I want to have Melanie Laurent's babies.

[GD]

Of course you enjoyed it, square.

[ClockShot]

Iron Man 3 - 2/5

[Damian Rey]

The Game-8/10
Old Michael Douglas movie I happened to catch on Showtime. Really good, though, at times, pretty far fetched. Michael Douglas is great.

Star Trek 2-8/10
First one was amazing for me. This one falls a little short, but everyone was great. Spock/Kirk chemistry was great, great set pieces and action sequences, and KHAAAANNNNNN kicked all kinds of ass.

Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country-8/10
Randomly saw this on SyFy, and stuck with it. Really good. Loved seeing the over the hill cast get their hands dirty one more time. William Shatner is the fucking man. Well paced, well written, and well shot despite not having a whole lot of different set pieces. Never was into the old school Star Trek, but after this one, might go back and watch a few more.

[itsmeJD]

Hangover 3: 3/10
Iron Man 3: 6/10

[Blitz]

Now You See Me: 6.5/10

Entertaining for it's running time, but pretty forgettable. Twist was ridiculously predictable, but the cast seemed to be having fun.

[Tazz Dan]

Gangster Squad - 8/10

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters - 7/10


Jack Reacher - 7/10

[Tazz Dan]

Silver Linings Playbook - 9/10

I really enjoyed it.

[RoXer]

I watched The Guilt Trip and Broken City.