Rate the last movie that you saw for the first time.

[Emperor Smeat]

Cloverfield - 4 out of 5

[Corporate CockSnogger]

The Wolf of Wall Street - Really good. Hilarious. Was expecting to not really be into it too much but yeah it's great. Whole dinner scene with Matthew McConaughey and his chanting, the midget ethics meeting and the whole time he was high on the Lemmon pills were all some of the funniest things I've seen in ages.

[whiteyford]

Great Gatsby 7/10

Watched it in 3D, kinda pointless.

[GD]

The Rainmaker - 9/10

The Brass Teapot - 2/10

[CSL]

Inside Llewyn Davis - dunno, really liked it. Would have maybe liked something a bit more conclusive but yeah, "velly good". Like 7.5/8 maybe

[whiteyford]

The Internship 7/10

Was alright, nothing great, I'd nip the Asian bird though.

[whiteyford]

Pain & Gain 7/10

[whiteyford]

2 Guns 7/10

[Lock Jaw]

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire 8/10

I liked it better than the first one. Felt more "balanced". Plus I liked the fact that they weren't all just going along with it. My main gripe about the series is how a lot of the male actors just look alike. Peeta, Gale, Finnick, and a bunch of the random male extras... all look very similar. Always takes me a minute to perceive who is who when they are on screen... and if it is some sort of fast paced action sequence with quick cuts, forget about it.

[GD]

Submarine: 8/10

I don't like coming of the age movies anymore but this is a rare exception along with "The Perks of Being a Wallflower".

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Guru Dave, check out The Spectacular Now. It's a very good coming of age movie.

[Emperor Smeat]

Godfather: Part II - 5 out of 5

Don't remember if I've ever seen the whole movie before.

[Kalyx triaD]

her

5/5

[Emperor Smeat]

Watchmen - 4 out of 5

[weather vane]

Inglorious Bastards - 8/10

[Heisenberg]

Pirates of the Caribbean 1 and 2: 4/5

I know they have been out forever, but I didn't care much for Disney stuff and I'm playing catch up.

I'm on a huge pirate kick right now, just beat Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag, started Black Sails on STARZ and doing a Pirate of the C movie a night until finished.

I liked where number 2 left off at, eager to watch 3 tonight or tomorrow. Heard it was good and all.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'm a huge fan of the first Pirates of the Caribbean film. The sequels are solid too, but for me, The Curse of the Black Pearl is everything a Hollywood blockbuster should be.

Johnny Depp seemed to like it too seeing as he's essentially been playing Jack Sparrow in every single film he's been in since.

[whiteyford]

Didn't realise there was little add on bits at the end like the Marvel films till I played Lego Pirates.

[Raven Reaper]

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Awesome movie that'd make Tarantino proud... It almost felt like he owns this production. Think of it as Hostel/Fight Club female version. Even would make Ronda Rousey and the UFC women piss their pants on this one.

It'll also make Katniss from Hunger Games seemed salvageable in the fights on this too.. No bows and arrows bullshit just pure Cynthia Rothrock-ish MMA fights... https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/537549_10150820282737945_535367944_9727286_1877131416_n.jpg

9/10.

Blue is the Warmest Color - French lesbo flick.. Erotic sex scenes are almost borderline on Human Centipede-ish eroticism.

Other than that, this one has LGBT boner level 10000000000000000 plus all over this movie. https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/537549_10150820282737945_535367944_9727286_1877131416_n.jpg

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones - Can I say REC-ish plot on this one? 6/10.

[whiteyford]

The Croods 7.5/10

Mortal Instruments : City Of Bones 7/10

Lily Collins is far too tidy to be the spawn of Phil.

[Impeccable]

I watched Joan of Arc yesterday for the first time (With Milla Jovovich)

Very good film, let down only slightly by the ending which I thought was rushed

7.5/10

[PapaGeorgio]

Nebraska 8.5/10

[Blitz]

Blue Caprice: 8/10. Hypnotic, excellently edited.

[XL]

American Hustle 6/10

Some great characters/acting, but at least 40 minutes too long. Kinda dragged towards the end, ending with a whimper rather than a bang.

[The Condor]

MITT: 8.5/10

[whiteyford]

CBGB 7.5/10

[RoXer]

Inside Llewellyn Davis - pass
Her - pass
Wolf of Wall Street - pass
American Hustle - pass.fail

[alvarado52]

The Conjuring - 8/10.

Not really scary, but it was very good and suspenseful.

[Skippord]

Blue is the Warmest Color - French lesbo flick.. Erotic sex scenes are almost borderline on Human Centipede-ish eroticism.

Other than that, this one has LGBT boner level 10000000000000000 plus all over this movie. https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/537549_10150820282737945_535367944_9727286_1877131416_n.jpg

Well if it's as erotic as Human Centipede I am one hundred percent on board

[CSL]

The Paperboy - 7/10

[whiteyford]

Hangover Part 3 7/10

[whiteyford]

World War Z 7/10

[Lock Jaw]

Saving Mr. Banks - 9/10

Reading about it, it isn't so true to reality, but I enjoyed it. Would have liked a bit more at the end, but I guess they didn't want to change even more.

[ClockShot]

12 Years a Slave - 4/5

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Primer - I dunno, strange, I enjoyed it a bit even though I didn't really know what was going on in like 60% of the film.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Dallas Buyers Club 8/10

I thought Jared Leto was fantastic in it. He should probably get an Oscar for his performance.

[XL]

Primer - I dunno, strange, I enjoyed it a bit even though I didn't really know what was going on in like 60% of the film.

Is that the "realistic time travel" movie? Saw that a few years back, have it on my Netflix list.

[Emperor Smeat]

Underworld: Awakening - 3.5 out of 5

[Lock Jaw]

Oldboy (American Remake) - 3/5.

Was ok. I'd probably have liked it a whole lot better if it came first, but it didn't so it has to deal with getting compared to the Korean version..... and compared to that version, the American one is "ok". The story is still there, but the Korean version seems more "impactful" with its visuals, and some of the acting/directing choices etc....

[GD]

Just dropping by to say that I haven't seen any new movie in a very long time due to the fact that I have no life.

[Black Widow]

Lego Movie

8/10

[The Condor]

Lord of the Rings(whatever the first one is subtitled)- 7/10

GF wanted to get me into these movies, and this was ok. I cannot complain. Eventually I'll get to these others.

[whiteyford]

They really are just hour long movies about midgets going for a walk. It's a pretty walk I grant you.

[dronepool]

Thor Dark World - 6.2 out of 10 (A bit better than the first movie but nothing special to me, that train scene was dumb as hell. Had some cool scenes, but eh.)

Elysium- 8/10

Kick Ass 2- 7/10

[Bobholly138]

Devil Dog the hound of hell-6/10 OK 70s made for TV horror. Richard Crenna saves the film.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Her 8/10

I continue to fall in love with Amy Adams whenever I see her. I don't know what it is.

Jack Ryan: shadow Recruit 7/10

[Razzamajazz]

bad grandpa - 5/10
the shitting on the wall made me laugh pretty hard

[Blitz]

Robocop (2013): 6.5/10, Ridiculous but entertaining enough. Kinnaman was pretty solid in the lead. Too restrained, seemed afraid to go too over the top.

[Bobholly138]

CBGB 7.5/10

I kind of want to see that. For years I wanted to visit CBGBs because so many bands I love got their start at it. But I never managed to make it up that way before it was closed. IIRC Joel D Moore plays Joey Ramone. He at least looks like Joey.

[Bobholly138]

Elite Squad-8.5/10

Really well done Brazilian film about the Bopo. Which is the Police special forces. Last year after a Wildkat Sports show I met 3 Brazilians who are living in New Orleans. And they were kind of surprised that I had seen Elite Squad. Plus told me that the subtitles on it are shit. I know there is a sequel but I have no idea if it has gotten a region 1 release yet. If you like the TV show The Shield check out Elite Squad. As of a few weeks back it was up on Youtube.

[Bobholly138]

Barbarians of Draxxor-9/10

This is a video mixtape of all those 80s Conan the barbarian ripoffs. Jombi took the best parts of the Deathstalker,Ator,Yor,Beastmaster,etc films and blended them with music to make a very entertaining hour long film.

[whiteyford]

I kind of want to see that. For years I wanted to visit CBGBs because so many bands I love got their start at it. But I never managed to make it up that way before it was closed. IIRC Joel D Moore plays Joey Ramone. He at least looks like Joey.

I just watched it for Ashley Greene.

[Bobholly138]

I just watched it for Ashley Greene.

I have no clue who that is.

[Bobholly138]

Popcorn-7/10

I haven't seen this early 90s slasher since around 1993.But with all the bullshit flying around between Code Red DVD and the fat ass lying piece of shit Micheal Felsher I have been wanting to re-watch it. Found it on Youtube. It isn't as good as I remembered it being. But it is better than the various other slashers from around that time. And it is a nice tribute to William Castle.

[wwe2222]

Lego Movie: 8.5/10

Monuments Men: 4/10

[Emperor Smeat]

Avatar - 3 out of 5

[ClockShot]

42 - 4.5/5

One of the better baseball movies I've seen in a long time.

[Lock Jaw]

Men in Black 3 - 7/10

Was ok to watch for a bit of "mindless fun". I don't really remember the second movie, but I'll say it is better than the second movie. Would have liked a stronger ending to the movie. To see more of how the trip to the past "changed" their relationship. Maybe Agent J has a new 4x4 being waxed by Biff or something....

[Emperor Smeat]

Cowboys & Aliens - 4 out of 5

[Cool King]

The Lego Movie - 9.5/10

[ClockShot]

The Man with the Iron Fists - 1.5/5

[ClockShot]

Headhunters - 3/5

[ClockShot]

The Monuments Men - 2.5/5

[Skippord]

The Lego Movie - 10/10

I loved it so much I want to hug it

[XL]

The Lincoln Lawyer - 8/10

Rise of The Planet of The Apes - 7/10

[whiteyford]

Prisoners 8/10

[CSL]

been watching some indy films on Netflix the last couple of nights

Best Man Down - 8.9999/10
Norman - 8.5/10 (this would be like a 7 but I've been completely in love with Emily VanCamp for about 8 years now so whatevs)
Straight A's - 6/10

[Malfeitor]

Oldboy 9/10

The original. Not the remake.

[Emperor Smeat]

I Robot - 3.5 out of 5

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Frozen - I absolutely love this film so so much/10

[Skippord]

oooh I wanna change my grade for The Lego Movie to that

[whiteyford]

I worry about you two sometimes. Not very often though.

[Skippord]

I haven't seen Frozen yet, but if you don't like the Lego Movie you are dead inside

and clearly you are dead inside because you like that piece of shit John Cusack

[whiteyford]

I will murder you to death!!!

[Raven Reaper]

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Oh my fucking god. What a fucking movie. Just as awesome as the first one. Eva Green is the true scene stealer. She even makes Katniss fighting skills look like complete noob... Even Xerxes had his own chewing up the scenery.. But this movie felt like Empire Strikes Back style... Artemesia has a little bit of Vader attitude when she doesn't like failures in her ranks. Cutting heads and drowning them with stones in their chained arms... All in all, blood and gore plus her cleavage = boner level 90000000000.

Even had one bad-ass scene where she chops off the head of the Greek captive and kisses it like OTEP does when she kisses the pig's chopped head.

Queen Cersei Lanisster aka Gorgo had her own bad-ass moments but sadly, don't expect a catfight.. It was more of a man vs woman scenario.. Still, fucking awesome as it is.

10/10.

[Skippord]

I will murder you to death!!!
just like Cusack murders any movie he's in

[Emperor Smeat]

Captain America: The First Avenger - 4 out of 5

[whiteyford]

just like Cusack murders any movie he's in

Just because it's the internet doesn't mean you have to say stupid things. Also you're a cunt :D

[Emperor Smeat]

How to Train Your Dragon - 3 out of 5

[whiteyford]

Machete Kills 8/10
Thor Dark World 8/10

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Anybody gone to see The Grand Budapest Hotel, yet? I'm going to see it on Monday.

[whiteyford]

The Wolverine 7/10

[Lock Jaw]

Frozen 8/10

[CSL]

just like Cusack murders any movie he's in

cereals, I will powerbomb your face. John Cusack = two-time Man of the Century runner up

[whiteyford]

And Say Anything is a heartwarming 80s classic about 1st love and the dad from Frasier.

[Skippord]

Grosse Point Blank

Super Boring/10

John Cusack suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

[whiteyford]

There's some things you just don't joke about. Someone make me a mod so I can ban Skippord, he's gone to far.

[whiteyford]

Bad Grampa 8/10

[Emperor Smeat]

Clash of the Titans (2010) - 4 out of 5

[Skippord]

There's some things you just don't joke about. Someone make me a mod so I can ban Skippord, he's gone to far.
not joking

feels like that movie would have been a lot better with someone who could act as the lead.

[whiteyford]

I hate you.

[whiteyford]

Tad overreacty, I am very disappointed in your stupid fucking face though.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Anybody gone to see The Grand Budapest Hotel, yet? I'm going to see it on Monday.

8/10

[The Condor]

Moonrise Kingdom: 8.8/10

[ClockShot]

Wrath of the Titans - 1.5/5

[Heisenberg]

Anchorman 2- 9/10

[XL]

Really!? I thought it was pretty gash. They tried too hard, reused gags and ended up making the characters unlikeable. There were some pretty cool gags, the escalating cameo fight was pretty cool but overall it was a huge letdown.

6/10

[whiteyford]

Scooby Doo Wrestlemania Mystery. 1000/10

So amazingly bad.

[Bad News Gertner]

Anchorman 2 8/10

[Bad News Gertner]

Oh, and I don't know who is worse: John Cusack or Adam West.

[Skippord]

Cusack

[Bad News Gertner]

Michael Keaton sucks ass too.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

For the most part, but he is good in Beetlejuice.

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130327011308/nicktheultimaswordwielder/images/2/27/Beetlejuice.jpg

[Raven Reaper]

Michael Keaton sucks ass too.

The BEST batman to me..

[whiteyford]

Cusack

Michael Keaton sucks ass too.

Cunts, the pair of you are cunts. I expect this from Skippord but Gertner...I expected something racist so I guess congrats on growing as a person?

[GD]

The Spectacular Now - 8/10

Thanks Iggy :y:

[Bad News Gertner]

The Purge: 8/10

Cool idea for a movie. Got bad reviews but I enjoyed it.

[GD]

It had a lot of potential.

[ClockShot]

300: Rise of an Empire - 3/5

[Raven Reaper]

Devil's Due. 6/10 - Rosemary's Baby 2014 reboot for the Paranormal Activity handheld cam generation anyone? Anyone else notice the symbols on the promo poster looks a bit like Quake logo?

[Emperor Smeat]

Transformers: Dark of the Moon - 2.5 out of 5

[Bad News Gertner]

It had a lot of potential.

It got horrible reviews so I wasn't expecting much although I was excited to see this movie when I first saw the previews. I thought it was pretty good and a very original idea.

[Bad News Gertner]

Escape Plan: 7/10

Good movie. Really enjoyed it.

[GD]

Dear Bad News Gertner, I did not like the movie. I did enjoy Arnold and Sylvester as I watching them grew up.

[Ermaximus]

The Purge: 8/10

Cool idea for a movie. Got bad reviews but I enjoyed it.

Watched it last night. I wasn't totally impressed. Not enough plot really. Would've been nice to have a bit more backstory.

Also, Nick Cage is far worse than Cusack, West, or Keaton. Except in the National Treasure flicks and Con Air.

[whiteyford]

Cusack is the only decent thing to come out of your country since Taylor Momsen you bunch of savages. Also Cage was fantastic in Drive Angry.

[whiteyford]

But seriously, Adam West is the worst Batman.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

#TeamWest

[ClockShot]

The Grand Budapest Hotel - 5/5

Wes Anderson does it again.

[Lock Jaw]

The Princess Bride - 10/10

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

This Thursday I'm going to see Veronica Mars and the new Captain America film. I didn't think much of the first CA film, but I like the look of the sequel.

[whiteyford]

Don't think the we're getting VM here, bastard mancs.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Actually, it is now playing in AMC cinemas. So depending on what backwater area of that backwater country you reside in, you may still be able to see it.

[whiteyford]

I'm gonna say I've never heard of AMC cinemas, because well I haven't, so I'm stuck importing it in May.

[XL]

It's a cinema in Manchester that's showing Veronica Mars.

[whiteyford]

I love Veronica Mars but not enough to subject myself to Mancs.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

I know in Scotland they have only just started showing "moving pictures" with sound, but I'm sure there is a Showcase or AMC relatively close to where you dwell?

[whiteyford]

They be the devils work, trapping people in the screen.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

This is a compelling argument. Scotland vs Manchester. If I were a bad poster, I'd post a "cripple fight" meme.

[GD]

12 Years A Slave - 10/10

[whiteyford]

This is a compelling argument. Scotland vs Manchester. If I were a bad poster, I'd post a "cripple fight" meme.

You've turned into a right miserable prick since you started going bald.

[Raven Reaper]

Fright Night 2 2013 - 6.8/10.

[Shisen Kopf]

Raven Reaper the best Batman is gonna be Ben Affleck. Who are you to doubt Ben Affleck?

[Raven Reaper]

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8/10.

Warning. DO NOT LEAVE the theater.. 2 ENDINGS in the half-end and the full ending credits roll.

Other than that, it was way better than the 1st Capt. America. And Nick Fury finally reveals by removing his eye patch. Hah. Scarlett is still smokin hot as Black Widow.

Love the scene in the ending where the Tesseract was revealed in a hydra lab and it's supposed to be a sequel to avengers not just the 1st Capt. America plotline!

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Captain America: The Winter Soldier 8/10

It was indeed better than the first film. I think out of all the Marvel films I think I liked this one the most.

Veronica Mars 8/10

If you liked the series, I think you will like the film as well. And, yes, Kristen Bell is as cute as ever.

[GD]

About Time - 7/10

I cried a little.

[Kalyx triaD]

Noah - 5/5

[Krimzon7]

Saw Sabatoge. 6/10

It was so fucking grotesque. I've never seen so many entrails in a non horror movie. The suspense started off good. Then a love story popped up, then the movie ended as a spaghetti western. WTF, right?

[Emperor Smeat]

Dawn of the Dead (2004) - 4 out of 5

[Krimzon7]

Credits just rolled on The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. I really liked it. 8/10. Great story about overcoming your fears, and making sure the life you're given is fully lived. Ben Stiller did a solid job directing. Solid RomCom

[Krimzon7]

Lone Survivor 9/10 fucking gripping movie.

[XL]

We're The Millers 8/10

[Emperor Smeat]

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides - 4 out of 5

[Raven Reaper]

Saw Sabatoge. 6/10

It was so fucking grotesque. I've never seen so many entrails in a non horror movie. The suspense started off good. Then a love story popped up, then the movie ended as a spaghetti western. WTF, right?

And for once it's a breath of fresh air from the PG-13 rating and non violent action flicks lately. The whole DEA squad is behaving more like Sons of Anarchy than a real police squad anyway. Drinking, Drugs, fucking etc.. IT just screams SamCro all the way.

I'd give it a 7/10 because well, I have a new crush on this woman.

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And the ending reminded me so much of the 1st Terminator in the disco scene where he had a shootout with Kyle.

P.S. The movie could've also used the Beastie Boys song of the same title as the main theme throughout the film.. It's really fitting too!

[dronepool]

Captain America: The Winter Soldier 9/10

One of the top 3 best Marvel Studios movies, up there with Iron Man 1 and Avengers.

[ClockShot]

Noah - 3/5

Could have done a better job with the CGI.

[GD]

Captain America: The Winter Soldier - 9/10

[Lock Jaw]

Captain America: The Winter Soldier - 10/10

[whiteyford]

The Family 7.5/10

[RoXer]

Captain America: The Winter Soldier - fail.pass

[Emperor Smeat]

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End - 4.5 out of 5

[XL]

Captain 'murica: The Winter Soldier - 9.5/10

[whiteyford]

Free Birds 8/10

A lot better than I was expecting.

[Ermaximus]

The Raid 2 9/10

Pretty damn solid action movie. "Hammer Girl" was pretty intense.

[Bad News Gertner]

The Untouchables: 9/10. Almost forget how friggen money Kevin Costner was in the late 80's-early 90's.

[Kris P Lettus]

Anchorman 2: 9/10

John Dies at the End: 7.5/10

[Ermaximus]

John Dies at the End: 7.5/10

This movie had a better twist ending than most M. Night movies.

[Sixx]

This movie had a better twist ending than most M. Night movies.

The only twist ending M. Night could pull off these days would be not to have a twist ending.

[Ermaximus]

The only twist ending M. Night could pull off these days would be not to have a twist ending.

That would be one of his best since Sixth Sense.

[ClockShot]

Captain America: The Winter Soldier - 5/5

Any movie, ANY MOVIE, with Anthony Mackie in it automatically makes it great. Along with the non-stop action, acting, and various comic book material make it all the better.

[ClockShot]

The Raid 2 - 4.5/5

Not as great as the first one, but the brutality and violence is right up there where is should be.

[ClockShot]

The Grandmaster - 3.5/5

[Requiem]

The Machine - 8/10

Really creepy sci-fi flick, could almost be described as a prequel to Blade Runner. Or spiritual prequel at least. Very inspired by Blade Runner, but definitely takes its own turns in the story. Not the greatest acting, but done in a really minimal way that made me appreciate it.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Thor 7.5/10
The second film is better, but still, I enjoyed it

Cabin in the Woods 7.5/10
It is a bit ridiculous, but an interesting take on a horror staple.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Avengers Assemble 9/10

[ClockShot]

G.I. Joe: Retaliation - 1/5

[Emperor Smeat]

The Expendables - 3.5 out of 5

[Ermaximus]

Dark Skies-8.75/10

Creepy as shit given the circumstances. Fuck the "grays."

[Raven Reaper]

Transcendence.

Actually good sci-fi movie. I can reference the plotline ranging from Her, to Terminator-ish Skynet dominance and Mass effect's storyline of Illusive Man wanting to control synthetics and co-existing with organics.. With a bit of Russell Crowe's Virtuosity style of villainy.. No wonder Manson attended the premiere with Johnny Depp. I think he liked it too.

8/10.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

G.I. Joe: Retaliation - 1/5

I watched this last night, and I don't think it was that bad. The Rock definitely carried the film, but, as a piece of mindless action I would give it 3/5 (it would be a 2/5 without The Rock)

I'm not a Rock mark, either.

[whiteyford]

Didn't really have a whole lot to do with G.I. Joe honestly, stick with the animated movie.

[ClockShot]

I felt bad for Ray Park and Byung-Hun Lee. They must have came onto the set and were like "Where is everyone"?

I don't count Channing Tatum coming back for 5 minutes and a big paycheck.

[whiteyford]

Frozen 7/10

It was alright, nowhere near the heady heights of Aladdin or even Tarzan.

And when did they start doing the extra bit after the credits with Disney too?

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Oh, shit; Netflix has Rik Mayall's "Drop Dead Fred" film. I think I'll be watching that on Friday. It has been so long since I last saw that film.

[Triple A]

Frances Ha (2012) - 8/10 - Really liked a lot. Kinda like "Girls" but better. Really like Greta Gerwig. :)

The Comedy (2012) - 5/10 - did not like

Take the Money and Run (1969) - 8/10 - really funny for 1969 movie. Usually "comedies" from back then are not funny at all to me but this def "holds up"... Woody Allen...

What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966) - 2/10 - w0rst Woody Allen movie. just a Japanese movie dubbed over with re-written American lines to try to make it "funny" but was s000 unfunny to me

[whiteyford]

R.I.P.D. 7/10

Not the horrible abortion I heard it was supposed to be.

[Downunder]

The Lone Ranger 1/10


I turned it off after 40 minutes - what a steaming pile of shit

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

The Hunger Games 8/10

[Heisenberg]

Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

7/10

It was a lot better than the LOTR movies, I might have to watch the first one now. If someone told me sooner it was a dragon movie I would have went and saw it in the theaters

[whiteyford]

Conan The Barbarian 7.5/10

Not a bad reboot.

[whiteyford]

Strictly Ballroom 7/10

I don't know why.

[Bobholly138]

South Beach Academy-6 outta 10

Cheesy mid 90s Corey Feldman comedy with Al Lewis.

[Raven Reaper]

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It's been 9 yrs before this happened. Wow. It felt like watching The Hitcher this time around with car/truck chase scenes.. Still, I'm in the minority that I enjoy this just as much as the 1st one.

Gore Galore: Intestines, penis cut-off, torso ripped out,: TRIPLE CHECK.

Kangaroos being run over by the truck: Double Check.. Didn't see that one coming.. Poor Kangaroos.

Sniper Headshot splatters: Check.

It’s like Crocodile Dundee, High Tension, Texas Chain Saw and Elm Street all mixed into one insanely fun, yet dirty, grimy and vicious slasher massacre.

8/10.

[Raven Reaper]

Metallica: Through the Never. The plotline just took a huuuge backseat as a random music video everytime Metallica plays the next song.. Best part was the Sandman when the pyro and stage collapses and James told the audience to stop and check the whole staff... Does that happen often in their concerts too? Cos, it's like Cunning Stunts Live on DVD as well. Similar accident during the Enter Sandman song... Damn.

And we still don't know what was in that roadie's package... Weed? New drums? etc? whatever, this movie was just another kick-ass live concert masquerading as a horror flick.

7/10. Call them overrated sellouts, Napster greedy fuckers, they still got it for their age.. At least, I didn't care for Metallica's current album lately.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

In Your Eyes: Joss Whedon penned love story about two people who are psychically connected and fall in love despite never wing in the same place he'd been writing in the 90's. Kinda fits in better in the present day considering the popularity of Internet dating etc. Very touching at times and a lot of the dialogue is very obviously Joss Whedon. Fell a little flat here and there but really enjoyed it for the most part.

[weather vane]

Jackie Brown - 8.5/10

[weather vane]

The Social Network - 7/10

[Mercenary]

Raising Arizona 7/10

Oz the Great and Powerful 8/10

[Damian Rey]

The Inn Keepers-8/10
Nice little suspense/horror film. Not a lot of gore or spooks, but great tension and buildup to the ending.

Kick-Ass 2-8/10
Don't get why this got critically panned. I mean, I usually agree with critics upon seeing films, but this was not the case. I loved it. Had funny moments, some serious stuff, hand to hand action was great. The ending was a little...weird...but overall I really enjoyed it.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Transformers 3 - Dark of the Moon 4/10

All the Transformers films are naff; I only watched it because I was bored and needed a breather from the awesome House of Cards.

[whiteyford]

The animated movie is not naff in the least.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Well, all the live action ones are. No amount of Megan Fox bending over cars/whatever or that other one pouting her lips can lift any of those abominations.

[whiteyford]

See, should stick to cartoons.

[Fignuts]

Evil Dead (2013)

7/10- Pretty good I guess. Characters are kind of boring, outside of Mia.

Seems kind of dumb that after all that work, a demon who's coming makes the sky bleed, can be taken out with your basic everyday chainsaw. Like, seriously didn't seem very threatening at all. But overall a pretty enjoyable watch.

Apparently this is actually a sequel to the previous series, not a remake. There will be a new Evil Dead 2, as well as Army of Darkness 2, and then Ash and Mia will team up in a movie that merges the two chronologies. Kind of hyped for that.

[Lock Jaw]

The Lego Movie - 9/10

Really enjoyed it

[whiteyford]

Anchorman 2 8/10

When it worked it was hilarious.

[RoXer]

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - fail/pass.pass

[Raven Reaper]

In The Blood - Could've been a sequel to Haywire but it was all kinds of kick-ass style over storyline substance. The only twist of good wife vs bad guys, the stupid latino wanted her husband's bone marrow to treat his cancer AND Kill him afterwards for it.. I guess that's how it was titled that way. 5/10.

Afflicted - REC meets Chronicle is what you get for this movie. The twist: Dude got infected by STD on some French chick. Twas good though. 6/10.

Amazing Spider-Man 2 -More of the same and Electro looks like Palpatine and Manhattan's bastard lovechild. Didn't expect of what happens to Gwen in the final moments.. Another roller coaster action packed superhero flick you'd expect to enjoy this summer. 7/10.

[Lock Jaw]

Big Trouble in Little China: 6.5/10

Was expecting more from it. I dunno. Was ok. Dolph Ziggler seems a lot taller in this movie than he does on TV now.

[Tazz Dan]

Bad Neighbours - 9/10

Seth Rogan and Rose Byrne had great chemistry. Fucking hilarious film.

[whiteyford]

Walter Mitty 7.5/10

Was alright.

[Cool King]

Snowpiercer - 4/10

[Polybius]

The Amazing Spider-man 2: 6/10

The cast was awesome and I've been enjoying the fact that Peter Parker has the quipy attitude back - but now all the origin stories and such are pretty fucked up, you see some emotional stuff then immediately go to happy time, and it was just all around everywhere.

However, the effects were good, it did feel comic book-y, and I really dug the music.
It was fun, but fuckin' nuts if you were looking for something to match the marvel universe.

[Ermaximus]

Instructions not Included-8.5/10-Was not expected much, but it's a pretty damn good movie. Gets you right in the "feels" though at points.

Piranha 3DD-.5/10-Absolute shit. The .5 is only because of the Hoff.

[mitch_h]

House of Tolerance - Good french movie about a whorehouse at the turn of the 20th century. Pretty plotless, just deals with the day to day stuff the women go through: syphilis, mutilations, hygiene, camaraderie, etc etc. Had some good scenes involving a black panther, tears of cum, and a melancholic dance sequence to an anachronistically used "Nights of White Satin" by the Moody Blues.

8/10

The Young Girls of Rochefort - Good french musical from the 1960s. Very over the top, pays homage to earlier classic musicals, and makes good use of colour - would recommend to homosexuals.

8/10

[whiteyford]

Amazing reviews, would rep again if I could.

[XL]

Man On A Ledge - 7/10

[Corporate CockSnogger]

The Lego Movie - Amazing. Probably rises above even the dizzying heights I held Frozen to. Legit hilarious. Everything is awesome.

[Emperor Smeat]

Lego Movie - 4 out of 5

[Skippord]

The Lego Movie - Amazing. Probably rises above even the dizzying heights I held Frozen to. Legit hilarious. Everything is awesome.
Right?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Right!

[Skippord]

Yay!

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Godzilla (2014) 6/10

Bryan Cranston features heavily in the trailer, but is only in the actual film for the first 20 mins or so. That does not account for my 6/10 score; it did nothing for me in general.

[PapaGeorgio]

Godzilla (2014) 8/10

The first like hour and a half is like a 6 out of a 10, but the last 30 minutes fucking break the scale.

[Raven Reaper]

Godzilla (2014) 8/10

The first like hour and a half is like a 6 out of a 10, but the last 30 minutes fucking break the scale.

Yeah well, monster movies' logic: Humans are not really the main attraction. The monster deathmatches matter more..

But I give this 10/10 for me. :P

I even noticed one review they referenced the movie Jaws because of the protagonists' last name in that movie: Brody!!

[Black Widow]

Neighbors

The funniest movie iv'e seen this past year besides This Is The End.

[XL]

Fun Fact: it's called Bad Neighbours over here so as not to get confused with the popular Australian soap opera of the same name.

[whiteyford]

Was hoping Harold and Toadie were getting a feature length special, gutted now.

[Lock Jaw]

Godzilla (2014): 4/10. Not very good. Some interesting bits here and there, but it just felt "lost" until the climax of the movie. Where there was some sweet monster on monster action. It could not save the movie taken as a whole, though.

[Damian Rey]

Amazing Spider-Man 2-5/10
Just as I feared. Too much going on, too many characters, and not enough time to flesh anything out. Everything was really rushed. Electro could have been a pretty tragic character, but he turned heel instantly rather than building towards it. Goblin was a waste. Rhino was a hammy acting job. Still love the chemistry between Peter and Gwen. Harry and Peter on the other hand had no chemistry, and trying to get us to buy into them being good friends 8 yrs or so prior to this film flopped. They did not, in fact, learn from the over stuffed Spider-Man 3. I did, however, enjoy the score very much.

GODZILLA-8/10
Loved it. Agree with a lot of the critical comments of not really investing a lot in the films characters, but it's still a really well done Godzilla flick. Well paced, and Godzilla was the fucking man. Love the score, too. Saw they're doing a sequel. Interesting how that's going to work.

[Raven Reaper]

X-Men: Days of Future Past: 9/10.

Don't leave the theater cos Marvel loves to troll its audiences with easter egg ending after end credits roll. Again, it has something to do with this super villain that will obliterate all of them in the Marvel Universe:

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[ClockShot]

Star Trek: Into Darkness - 2/5

[The President]

Godzilla (2014) - 4/10

[The Condor]

X-2: 9/10
X-Men 3: the Last Stand- 8/10
X-Men: Days of Future Past- 8/10

American Hustle: 6.8/10 kind of overrated in my opinion

Saw "HER" a second time and loved it more this time around. 10/10

[dronepool]

Amazing Spider-Man 2- 7.2 / 10
X-Men Days of Future Past- 8.2 / 10
Dance of Reality- 8.8 / 10
Django Unchained- 8.8 / 10

[RoXer]

X-Men: Days of Future Past - past.past/past.past

[Raven Reaper]

The Quiet Ones - Sinister + Insidious = This movie.. It was OK..6/10.

Oculus - Very good horror flick that could also pass as a TV episode of Grimm of the evil magic mirror that makes people go ala The Crazies!

Although the ending was a bit sad for me.. Damn, the mirror even has tricks up its sleeve like for example the person who was there that the guy kills just isn't real and sometimes vice versa. It's like the mirror blurs the line of reality and fantasy where people either go psychopath or kill themselves by plucking out their teeth and body parts etc..

Like I said, it's all about the evil magic mirror minus The Evil Queen from Snow White story saying " Mirror, mirror on the wall, Who's the fairest of them all?"

9/10.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire 8/10

I rather enjoyed it.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Rise of the Planet of the Apes 7.5/10

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

The Wolf of Wall Street 7.5/10

[Sixx]

Oldboy (US) - 6.5/10 - this was so batshit insane and stupid I actually enjoyed it. The henchmen fighting sequence was so bad I rewatched it like 6 times for laughs.

Captain America: Winter Soldier - 9.5/10 - my second favourite MCU film, right after Avengers.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lucia - Indian film about lucid dreams. Pretty good, low budget and some cheesy parts but good story on the whole. Would be great for a Hollywood remake, even if it is a bit "Vanilla Sky" anyway.

Oculus - pretty good horror film. Not overly reliant on cheap jump scares, lots of well shot scenes. Watched mostly for Karen Gillan and Katee Sackhoff but also NATHAN SCOTT FROM HOT TEEN DRAMA, ONE TREE HILL WAS IN IT. Also my favourite Internet poster ever, Raven Reaper, enjoyed it.

[Sixx]

Lucia - Indian film about lucid dreams. Pretty good, low budget and some cheesy parts but good story on the whole. Would be great for a Hollywood remake, even if it is a bit "Vanilla Sky" anyway.

Oculus - pretty good horror film. Not overly reliant on cheap jump scares, lots of well shot scenes. Watched mostly for Karen Gillan and Katee Sackhoff but also NATHAN SCOTT FROM HOT TEEN DRAMA, ONE TREE HILL WAS IN IT. Also my favourite Internet poster ever, Raven Reaper, enjoyed it.

And that is the reason you watched it, admit it.

[Sixx]

Taken 2 - 4/10 - Wow, this sucked. I wasn't expecting a great plot or anything, but how come the fighting scenes were so fuckin' bad compared to the first one? It felt more like some shitty, low budget direct-to-video sequel starring Kevin Sorbo.

[GD]

X-Men: Days of the Future Past - 9/10 (Tyrion :love:)

Neighbors - 7/10 (I had a really good time)

[GD]

Lucia - Indian film about lucid dreams. Pretty good, low budget and some cheesy parts but good story on the whole. Would be great for a Hollywood remake, even if it is a bit "Vanilla Sky" anyway.

Oculus - pretty good horror film. Not overly reliant on cheap jump scares, lots of well shot scenes. Watched mostly for Karen Gillan and Katee Sackhoff but also NATHAN SCOTT FROM HOT TEEN DRAMA, ONE TREE HILL WAS IN IT. Also my favourite Internet poster ever, Raven Reaper, enjoyed it.

That's a regional film. Seems like something a Kannadiga would suggest :)

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

X-Men: Days of the Future Past 7/10

Once Quicksilver was gone, I thought it was a bit blah.

[Raven Reaper]

Maleficent - Magnificent. 10/10.

It is a movie something Guillermo Del Toro and Peter Jackson wouldn't stop talking about it after watching. Wow! My childhood is intact!

[Sixx]

Escape Plan - 7.5 - That was surprisingly good. Pretty funny seeing Stallone as a brilliant guy, ex-prosecutor, too.

[OssMan]

movie "adventureland" v good, v good soundtrack, all a movie needs is a good soundtrack for me to think it is so good

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Looper 6.5/10

[GD]

The Grand Budapest Hotel - 8/10

[ClockShot]

Godzilla (2014) - 4/5

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

End of Watch 8/10

[Dark-Slicer Diago]

Oculus - 9/10

[Raven Reaper]

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Could've been better as a video game than a movie! Other than that, The aliens reminded me alot of Matrix. Felt like Starship Troopers by way of Inception by way of Groundhog Day etc... Fun sci-fi flick. Had its funny moments of "respawning" logic in a game-ish movie that you can't seem to play at all.

8/10.

[Raven Reaper]

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More like Spit on your Grave By way of Evil Dead with a dead Apache Indian warrior.. Unlikely ally for a girl who gets raped by redneck dudes who were also responsible for slaughtering Apache Indians back in the day.. Talk about doubling the thirst for vengeance.

The heroine really does a good job of making Katniss and Xena Warrior Princess looked fucking tame and pale in comparison to her combat fatality skills with gore effects that'll make every Mortal Kombat fan would love to see! She'd probably make Scorpion from MK totally proud of her decapatation of heads, intestines etc..

Hell, this is even more brutal than the fighting scenes of last of the mohicans when it comes to gory ass body counts in this one.

9/10.

P.S. One of the redneck dudes looked like Daryl Dixon!

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Edge of Tomorrow 7/10

[Damian Rey]

Django Unchained-9/10

God I loved this movie. Every moment. As hilariously violent as I found the action, I felt that anytime Mr. Waltz was on screen, the movie was in high gear. Only thing keeping it from a 10 is the fact that Dr. Schultz died, damn it.

Also, Sam Jackson is the best Uncle Ruckus ever.

[GD]

Edge of Tomorrow - 8/10