Rate the last movie that you saw for the first time.

[RoXer]

I also watched the movies Warm Bodies and Killing Them Softly.

[Juan]

42 - 7/10

[GD]

Fast and Furious 6 - 4/10

What a waste of money.

[Skippord]

getting real tired of your negativity, Guru Dave

[XL]

Hangover: Part III
7/10

It was different enough to the first two to be enjoyable.

[Lock Jaw]

Ruby Sparks 7/10

[Raven Reaper]

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10/10.

Despite I never saw the 1st one but I will, this one was good. Everything is in 1st person view cam and I love how most of the segments are like Walking Dead-ish style plotline.

My fave segments in V/H/S/ 2: The Indonesian cult plus the alien abduction that seemed like a darker side version of Spielberg/J.J. Abrams Super 8 version. Go see it. The 1st part where the guy gets an eye implant, the plot reminded me alot of that Asian horror flick, THE EYE.

[Skippord]

wait you didn't see a horror movie?

[Disturbed316]

Hangover: Part 3: 6/10

It was alright, not great but not totally awful.

[Tazz Dan]

The Notebook - 8/10

[Tazz Dan]

20/10.


Watch this movie at your own fucking risk.. I fucking mean it. Some segments out of 26 based on the alphabets will leave you mind fucked and scarred for sleepless nights.. Believe me.... It felt like all the 26 directors that made those short films are trying to channel much like Jodorowsky or Stanley Kubrick style type of trippy gore torture sick twisted humor that you can ever imagine... Ranging from mutilated woman just to make herself look thinner from being fat, to the pedophilia and masturbation contest which the loser gets a spike up his balls for not climaxing.

This is what could've been the whole Final Destination franchise summed up in 26 short films. Think of it as a twisted adult version of Sesame Street's alphabet segments.

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0/10

Utterly ridiculous, and the worst fucking thing I have seen in my life.

[Tazz Dan]

Dear John - 4/10

[Droford]

0/10

Utterly ridiculous, and the worst fucking thing I have seen in my life.

You haven't seen human centipede 2

[Tazz Dan]

I have. ABC's was worse.

[Tazz Dan]

Warm Bodies - 6/10

[Tazz Dan]

Today has been a total fuck off day for me. 4:13pm..... Sure I can fit a few more movies in today.

[Droford]

I'm gonna watch warm bodies tomorrow. Came in the mail with the new spider man.

Amazing Spiderman 5/10 - was better than the last sequel but not as good as the first one.

[RoXer]

Can't stand The Hobbit.

Gangster Squad wasn't good.

Will watch A Good Day To Die Hard tomorrow. Low expectations there.

[GD]

Tazz Dan is secretly a 14-year old blonde white girl.

[GD]

Tazz Dan is secretly a 14-year old blonde white girl.

Just like Michael Jackson.

[Skippord]

zing?

[Tazz Dan]

Tazz Dan is secretly a 14-year old blonde white girl.

Just like Michael Jackson.

zing?

[Tazz Dan]

Will watch A Good Day To Die Hard tomorrow. Low expectations there.

I watched that with my best mate at the movies. I thought it was a pretty shit movie personally, he raves on about it like it's The Green Mile or something.

[GD]

zing?

Ain't nothing wrong with that, Skippy.

[mitch_h]

Behind the Candelabra - Liberace seems terrible in a million different ways but also comes off as weirdly likeable. Good gay acting by Damon and Douglas, pretty good movie.

[Droford]

This is The End 8/10

Needed more Micheal cera tho, he was the funniest cameo

[Lock Jaw]

The Adventures of Tintin

8/10

I really liked how it started, but I thought the end was kind of "weak".

[Blitz]

This Is The End: 8.5/10. Laughed the whole way through, heartily.

[Raven Reaper]

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10/10

Sooo much better than the shitty ass 2007 version. I like how they even made Superman weaker aside from Kryptonite it had something to do with his body cells and senses adjusting to the earth's atmosphere and field that gave him a migraine dizziness and headache that made his super senses go haywire automatically and has trouble breathing.

The new Superman doesn't sport a curly hairlock or a nerdy look and we have a hobo 300-ish Spartan Warrior Leonidas style at the start of the movie.

As for General Zod well, we didn't get to hear him say, "KNEEEEEL BEFORE ZOD!" But Faora his hottie Krpyton sidekick bitch ALMOST stole the spotlight from him when it comes to kicking Supes ass all over the place ala Dragonball Z/Injustice Gods Among Us beat em up brawl. Unless you can get used to the usual shaky cams during those scenes. The planet Krypton looks more like a hybrid of the Matrix Machine or better yet, think of the scene in Chronicles of Riddick and Avatar-ish scenery with the flying alien dragons again. There's even a Mass Effect reference where they mentioned one of the stations in Krypton was called, "THE CITADEL!!!" I marked out on that one. And even Superman had a "codex." Still, Snyder delivered this franchise all types of ass kicking and laser blasting that will make your pulse pound faster...

Snyder, I salute you.

P.S. The only thing that's totally missing in this one is the iconic theme from John Williams himself in which the 2007 version used it. Oh well. Who knows. the new theme from Hans Zimmer may take time to grow on me. Meh.

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After giving it a listen for awhile now, the piano intro and the rest of this theme almost felt like it belongs in a Mass Effect 3 soundtrack.. It's all too familiar with the depressing piano tones. Beautiful stuff.

[GD]

This Is The End - 7/10

If you like movies made by Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogen, this is a no brainer.


P. S. The story is garbage.

[Blitz]

P. S. The story is garbage.
Were you expecting an intricate plot to put David Mamet to shame or something?

[GD]

Were you expecting an intricate plot to put David Mamet to shame or something?

No, you maniacal douchebag, I was stating the obvious.

[Blitz]

Calm down Guru Dave

[Blitz]

Man of Steel: 8.5/10. See the official thread for more of my thoughts!

[GD]

Calm down Guru Dave

I apologize. I had a bad day.

[CSL]

A Good Day to Die Hard - 6/10

nowhere near as terrible as made out to be. "Standard action flick" with added John McClane, which means bonus points and retarded grins and "BRUCE" noises from me for the first 10 minutes. Jai Courtney was/is pretty bad tho.

have seen The Place Beyond The Pines, Snitch and Side Effects over the last week or two. Enjoyed all 3. Best "new" things I've seen recently have both been documentaries tho, Richard Pryor: Omit The Logic and the 30 for 30 doc "Survive and Advance" about Jim Valvano/the 1983 NC State national championship team, both of which were outstanding.

[Damian Rey]

Man of Steele-5/10

Immensely disappointing. Wasn't anywhere near the film it could have been.

Story was way too rushed. They spent time marketing this as a film that would delve into Clark's emotions as an outcast and someone who, despite being an extraordinary being, was held back to being ordinary by a cautious father who was both scared of what the world would do if they knew his son's true capabilities, but was hopeful that whatever Clark was, wherever he came from, he was there to be something important.

Instead, we only get glimpses of what was an excellent yet short lived performances from Costner going over what essentially amounts to bullet points in Clark's past. These scenes are, far and away more interesting than any other in the entire film. And they are, unfortunately, glossed over as flash backs. They are also the most development Clark gets in the entire film. Adult Clark, unlike, say adult Bruce Wayne, goes through no transition character wise.

For a few scenes, with little dialogue, we see what Clark is up to, then, randomly, he stumbles onto hearing the location of some ship, which ends of being the Fortress of Solitude. He, rather flatly, is told of who he really is, where he came from, and is randomly given the suit and cape from his father's ghost, and bam, he's all of sudden flying around in costume. Literally no build up, whatsoever. It's just "Hey, I infiltrated this Kyptonian space craft the military found, found out who I was, and now I'm geared up, ready to accept my destiny".

Zod could have been a great villian, but he's squandered to not enough dialogue scenes exploring his character and is an otherwise forgettable punching bag for Superman. There's a line before the final bang zoom fight scene that Zod states, and it sums up his character beautifully. Unfortunately, prior to that line, he's not given much time to expand on his feelings and justifications.

And while still on Zod, why in God's name would he be banished to the Phantom Zone when A) everyone including the Council knew Krypton was going to blow, which would B) free Zod and his minions upon doing so. Just poor writing there.

Lois Lane wasn't bad, but again, another character who wasn't given enough time and was seemingly thrust into being in love with Superman for the sake of it. The two characters didn't share much pre disaster screen time for this to work properly.

And man, did the action drag on way to long. It was so over the top and ridiculous that, honestly, it took me out of the film. I was not interested in any of these fights, especially because Clark could legitimately hold his own with these genetically created warriors. Faora and Zod both mention they were created for this sole purpose, yet Supes, with zero formal training at all, hangs with and ultimately defeats them.

Ultimately, just a huge let down here. It felt like Zach Snyder couldn't get away from rushing into the loud madness of the action scenes, and short changed the most interesting aspect of the film. Meh.

[Fox]

Star Trek: Into Darkness - 8/10

Saw it in IMAX 3D and was absolutely blown away. Chris Pine owns the role of Kirk and his interactions with Spock makes the whole thing work. Incredible action sequences, a great villain and effects that were just mind blowingly awesome. I've never been a Star Trek guy, but the first JJ Abrams Star Trek got me good, and this one did it one better.

[Triple Naitch]

Man of Steel - 7.5/10

Underwhelming. I understand that it had a lot of hype to live up to, but it was just lacking something.

This is the End - 9.5/10

Seriously laughed my balls off. This is one of the funniest comedies since the first Hangover.

[Heisenberg]

Man of Steel 8/10

Someone pulled out their cellphone three seats to the right of me, I wanted to slap the popcorn bucket out of his hands and face fuck his lady in front of him. My brother was the voice of reason and advised me that I would miss out on the movie.

[Tazz Dan]

Reavant would have done that. Pussy.

[Heisenberg]

;):p

[Blitz]

A Good Day to Die Hard - 6/10

nowhere near as terrible as made out to be.
Correct. It was actually much, much worse.

[ClockShot]

Fast & Furious 6 - 3.5/5

I was expecting a casualty, but I'm pretty broken up about about Gal Gadot getting killed off. She's hot and you don't see her anywhere else.

[CSL]

Correct. It was actually much, much worse.

how about you drink a big fat EAT A DICK milkshake

[GD]

Cedar Rapids - 7/10

[whiteyford]

Madagascar 3 6/10

The First Time 8.5/10

[Disturbed316]

Fast & Furious 6 - 7/10

[RoXer]

I saw Man of Steel.

[The Destroyer]

Red Lights - 4/10

Was hoping for much better considering the cast. Couldn't get into it at all and I really didn't like the ending.

[Frank Drebin]

Cloud Atlas 10/10.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Man of Steel - 5/10
Much Ado About Nothing (2013) - 8/10

[Skippord]

Man Of Steel - 72

This Is The End - 68

[Skippord]

(20-80 scale)

[GD]

Man Of Steel - 5.5 / 10

[Fox]

Rounders - 8/10

Pretty much awesome. My poker buddy told me about this movie and I seriously can't believe I'd never seen it before.


Casino - 6/10

A great movie, but there was just something about it that I didn't really take to. Maybe it was the constant soundtrack that I found a bit distracting, or I guess it was Scorcese's follow-up to Goodfellas and I felt that it was trying too hard to be like Goodfellas and failed in that respect.


The Basketball Diaries - 7/10

Really great to see DiCaprio at such a young age. The story is pretty basic and goes to some extremely dark places - the only thing that carries the movie to the end is DiCaprio's painful and powerful performance. You can really see the greatness that's within him in this early work.


A Perfect Getaway - 5/10

Meh. I liked the plot twist in the third act and I don't know if I've ever seen it done quite like that before, but the problem was that the couple who "turned face" hadn't really been established with any kind of real likeable traits prior to the double turn. Meanwhile, Steve Zahn and Jovokovich were pretty likeable up until the turn, and then are just made to look like total psychos. So you finish the movie not really giving a shit about anyone and not caring who lives or dies.

[Blitz]

World War Z: 6/10.

Entertaining enough, with a lot of problems.

[whiteyford]

Warm Bodies 7.5/10

Preferred the book but entertaining.

[GD]

Flight - 7/10

[Krimzon7]

This is the end 8.5/10. I havent laughed this hard in a long LONG time.

[Requiem]

Cloud Atlas 10/10.

Good stuff. I also loved this movie.

[The Condor]

RED- 7.7/10

Didn't see this when it came out, but saw it the other night and really enjoyed it. Decent comedy and the action is over-the-top in the Nic Cage mold. Just a fun movie.

[Raven Reaper]

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9/10.


The ending almost pulled an Inception-ish/High Tension vibe to it.. I refuse to spoil it but like I said, it's been years since De Palma make movies that's completely throwback to 70s trademark cinema like the split screen scenes and has that gallows humor sexual thrill vibe to it. He has done it again.

The plotline: Mean Girl Regina graduates from college to become a businesswoman and she's still has that mean streak in her high school playing pranks on anyone esp. manipulating what she wants when it comes to project stuff from her workers and she pushes the envelope there by fucking a guy's dick then came along the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Lisbeth Salander.. Watch the hair and sparks fly for the final act..

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Expect some lesbian kissings between Mean Girl Regina and Lisbeth Salander. Mmmhmmm.

[Raven Reaper]

Spring Breakers - 8/10.. Courtesy of Harmony Korine who directed Die Antwoord's Umshini Wam.

MTV Springbreak boobs and butt girls meets Natural Born Killers/GTA/Saints Row guns blazing action packed thrills.

[GD]

Spring Breakers - 6/10

[Droford]

Finally saw

So I Married an Axe Murderer 6/10

Some of it was funny..most of it was forced..lots of talent in small roles though.

[Damian Rey]

This is the End-8/10

Outside of one scene of banter between Franco and McBride that had me falling out of my seat, the movie wasn't overly hilarious, but it was consistently funny.

[The Condor]

Mr. Baseball- 6.9/10

Had never heard of this movie and the fact that it was late 80's starring Tom Selleck I kind of figured why. However, it was pretty funny with a fairly original concept. He's a washed up ball player and gets traded to a Japanese team. Cultural differences ensue. Pretty solid comedy for the era, though.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

World War Z - 7/10

I enjoyed it alot more than Man of Steel.

[GD]

The Purge - 3/10

[Damian Rey]

The Heat-6/10

Not as bad as I thought it was going to be. Really feel like they exploit Melissa McCarthy being a fat fucking slob as the main source of her comedic value, which is kind of sad. I know this isn't the first film she's done where this happens.

Her character in completely unlikeable in this movie, so when they try to give her some more personal scenes, they kind of fell flat. Sandra Bullock does what she does so well. She was good, and her character was much easier to enjoy and get behind.

[Heisenberg]

Goon- 9/10

Wasn't expecting much, and I heard that the Trailer Park Boys made a cameo appearance. Great flick that made me produce testosterone at factory levels.

[Emperor Smeat]

The Hangover - 4 out of 5

[Skippord]

For A Good Time Call -62

I enjoyed it, thought both leads were fun and incredibly attractive and Justin Long as a flaming gay dude was funny

[Raven Reaper]

Evil Dead remake through piratebay. Thank goodness, I didn't pay to see this in theaters. Still unmatched from the Raimi 80s stuff.. Sure it had gore but it was a little bit CGI-ish with the splatting blood. Mia the wannabe one armed chainsaw heroine isn't fit to shine Ash's boomstick but she reminds me of Firefly's River Tam. Wish all the characters died though.

Although the cameo of Ash himself was the only saving grace of this movie... If I see a reboot sequel with Ash as the main protagonist instead of annoying teens, I might see it.

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5/10

[VSG]

Despicable Me 2- 8.5/10

Was forced into it but ended up having a good laugh nonetheless. Steve Carell is a god!

[GD]

Despicable Me 2 - 7/10

The minions stole the show

[Cool King]

Kick-Ass - 8/10

The Hunger Games - 7/10

[Black Widow]

The Heat - Mccarthy Deserves All The Props People Give Her. 8/10

[Raven Reaper]

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I saw Barbara Steele in some black/white B-horror movie Nightmare Castle and unless someone here is familiar with her black and white horror movies, she's one creepy-ass nanny/mommy from hell that'll make Disney villains like Cruella Deville and the evil stepmom from Cinderella paled in comparison... And no, it's not even a fucking ghost story.. Think of it as well, Misery/The Hand that Rocks the Cradle with a little bit of psychosis from Carrie's mother... Minus the religious bible in hand.. And it lives up to the title literally. The nanny mommy from hell has a butterfly fetish collection that seems innocent and beautiful but evil lurks somewhere in those sweet old lady eyes.

9/10

[Triple Naitch]

World War Z - 8/10

[Vastardikai]

The Lone Ranger 6/10

It's sad that they could have put a mask on a block of wood in the place of Armie Hammer, and I probably wouldn't have noticed. Johnny Depp carries another schlub to a mildly entertaining flick.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Lone Ranger 6/10

It's sad that they could have put a mask on a block of wood in the place of Armie Hammer, and I probably wouldn't have noticed. Johnny Depp carries another schlub to a mildly entertaining flick.

Mildly entertaining is probably the most favorable review this move has received so far.

[Frank Drebin]

Man of Steel - 6/10

Would have been better if Kalyx didnt like it

[Damian Rey]

World War Z-7/10

Felt kind of fluff on the story aspect of it, other than the general "zombies are taking over" theme. Liked the ending, and the monologue at the end as well, but feel like there was more to tell that got glossed over. I'm told there was more political undertone to the novel, and it would've been neat to see that develop on screen, but still enjoyable despite being pretty tame, gore wise.

[Skippord]

World War Z would be pretty impossible to develop into a movie as it is in the book

although I haven't seen the movie yet so I don't know how much they took from it

[Skippord]

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone - 55

I didn't like it at the beginning, but it picked up as it went along. I still refuse to believe Steve Carell could fuck Gillian Jacobs or Olivia Wilde though.

[Damian Rey]

Smells more like jealousy rather than belief, Skip.

[weather vane]

Knuckleball - 8/10
Easy A - 7.5/10
This Is The End - 8/10

[ClockShot]

Team America: World Police - 3.5/5

Wanna go track down a complete box set of Captain Scarlet or Thunderbirds now.

[Frank Drebin]

Probably sang "America, FUCK YAH!" In my head for about 5 years straight.

[poopfromweiner dude]

The informant

I liked it

[poopfromweiner dude]

I also saw Barry Lyndon 3.5

[Blitz]

Pacific Rim: 9/10.

[Raven Reaper]

Pacific Rim: 9/10.

Same here. And there's an extra funny ending halfway through the credits.

[Bad News Gertner]

Freddy vs Jason 5/10

Still fail to see how Jason doesn't kick the fuck out of Freddy easily. Bad acting as expected, but it was far too gimmicky.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Pacific Rim - 7.5/10

[Razzamajazz]

burt wonderstone- i giggled a few times at jim carrey's antics, but otherwise meh


pawn shop chronicles

wtf did i just watch/10

[whiteyford]

Red Dawn 2012 7/10

Not nearly as bad as I expected.

[The Destroyer]

Dredd - 8/10

Shame it pretty much flopped at the US box office, killing its chances of there being a second one. Good film.

[Skippord]

I loved Dredd

forgot if I mentioned it in here

[Damian Rey]

Superman Returns-7/10
I hadn't seen this since the day it hit theaters, and I initially hated it and found it boring. DVR'd on FX, and have to admit, much better than I remember, and, IMO, better than the recent Superman offering.

Loved Brandon Routhe as Superman. Has the charm, the looks, and he's very likeable. The whole son angle was a real drag, and completely unneeded, and it would have probably been more interesting if Metropolis rejected Superman when he first comes back, as a response to Lois Lane's article, just to give the "save the day" ending, and the people of Metropolis trying to save him, a bit more umph.

But overall, even though it feels like an extension of the first two films, rather than a strong sequel bringing something new, it's still good fun.

[GD]

I loved Dredd

forgot if I mentioned it in here

I didn't go to watch it in the cinema since I saw Argo or something. I got the Blu-Ray set which included the 3D version, 2D version and an iTunes HD copy. It's probably one of the coolest movies that I have seen this year.

[GD]

Trance - 6.5 / 10

The movie wasn't spectacular but it was fun to kill some time.

[The Condor]

Mafia!- 7.34/10 (1998)

Starring Jay Mohr, Lloyd Bridges, Christina Applegate, Billy Burke

Saw this movie as a kid but didn't "get it" or remember it and then it came on some random channel last night. At only 85 minutes it is a fast paced, Airplane-styled sendup of the Godfather Parts I & II. Lots of sight gags and very funny send ups of various Godfather scenes as well as a bevy of ethnic Italian jokes. I recommend it only if you've seen the two Godfather movies.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone - 55

I didn't like it at the beginning, but it picked up as it went along. I still refuse to believe Steve Carell could fuck Gillian Jacobs or Olivia Wilde though.

Olivia Wilde is marrying Jason Sudekis. So, it's not out of the realm of possibilities.

[RoXer]

Pacific Rim - Pass

[RoXer]

To eliminate any confusion or allegations of pretension, I propose a pass/fail system.

The scale is as follows:

FAIL FAIL
FAIL
FAIL.PASS
PASS
PASS PASS

what about PASS.FAIL?

Yes. PASS.FAIL goes in between FAIL.PASS and regular PASS.

[Disturbed316]

Man of Steel - 7/10

[ClockShot]

World War Z - 3.5/5

I would rather see a "Zombie" movie like this anyday of the week than the Resident Evil crap that gets put out every other year.

Felt like it should have been longer.

[Tazz Dan]

Monsters U - 6/10

[seapig4]

Rapture Palooza 6/10

[GD]

Kill Bill Vol.1 - 6/10

[ClockShot]

The Messenger: Joan of Arc - 3/5

[whiteyford]

Oz the great and powerful 6/10

Nothing much happened.

[Sixx]

Iron Man 3

9/10

It was crazy, it was dumb, but I'm a sucker for Marvel Cinematic Universe. I love every single film.

[Razzamajazz]

Rapture Palooza 6/10

craig robinson is awesome in this

[GD]

Iron Man 3

9/10

It was crazy, it was dumb, but I'm a sucker for Marvel Cinematic Universe. I love every single film.

I didn't know that you loved Daredevil. Good for you :)

[whiteyford]

Daredevil was alright, Elektra was wank though.

[The Condor]

R.I.P.D.-- 5.9/10

The previews tell you exactly what this movie is, essentially a campy Men in Black. It may be "bad" but its enjoyable and for me something I would rather see than any horror/Pixar movies.

[ClockShot]

Pacific Rim - 4/5

Ron Perlman died, Charlie Hunnam survived. Wonder if that's a clue for the upcoming season of S.O.A.

[GD]

Scarface - 7/10

[Requiem]

Bronson - 10/10 - WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!!!!

I saw it a while back, and I may have done a thing on it here... probably not. Dunno.

But if you haven't seen this, or even heard of it, then do yourself a favor and watch one of the greatest performances by an actor in the past decade. Tom Hardy (yes, THAT Tom Hardy) gave perhaps the best performance of his life in this movie. I seriously don't think he will ever be able to top this.



The movie itself is fantastic - a movie about Britain's most violent prisoner, Charlie Bronson. But the way Tom Hardy personifies him, and the way we're given little slices of insight into his character and mind, are brilliant.


It's very much in the veins of Kubrick's "A Clockwork Orange", but it stands apart in its own magnificently twisted way.

[mitch_h]

Un Chant d'amour - Pretty good gay film from 1950. Two gay guys are in different jail cells and they (SPOILER) share cigarette smoke through a small hole and then beat their dicks. There is also a sexually repressed prison guard. Maybe the only movie I've seen made before 1960 that featured real live cocks.

[Raven Reaper]

Pacific Rim - 4/5

Ron Perlman died, Charlie Hunnam survived. Wonder if that's a clue for the upcoming season of S.O.A.

No he didn't die. Halfway through the first end credits, he comes out of the stomach with his knife and yells, "NOW WHERE'S MY GODDAMN SHOE!!!"

[CSL]

Only God Forgives - 7/10

[seapig4]

Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox - 8/10

[GD]

The Conjuring - 6/10

[Tommy Gunn]

Sharknado - Not as good as Sharkicane

[The Condor]

Men Who Stare at Goats: 8/10

A gem of a movie that got mediocre reviews. Watched it tonight unexpectedly at a friends and was blown away by how original the premise is and how well the actors portray the characters. Very funny movie.

[Kris P Lettus]

The Hobbit

5/10

Too many changes from the book but I did like Feeman.. The gollum interaction and the moutain troll scenes were both good..

[whiteyford]

The Campaign

7.5/10

[Corporate CockSnogger]

The Wolverine - good

[RoXer]

what do you give it out of:


To eliminate any confusion or allegations of pretension, I propose a pass/fail system.

The scale is as follows:

FAIL FAIL
FAIL
FAIL.PASS
PASS
PASS PASS

what about PASS.FAIL?

Yes. PASS.FAIL goes in between FAIL.PASS and regular PASS.

[Bad News Gertner]

Bronson: Biopic on Britain's most famous prisoner Charlie Bronson: 8.5/10

Tom Hardy is fucking awesome

[Shisen Kopf]

http://www.vigilantefilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/death-wish-4.jpg

The REAL Charles Bronson 10/10 wooooooo!

[Bad News Gertner]

Lol Charlie Bronson was his fake name, took it from Charles Bronson.

[Sixx]

I didn't know that you loved Daredevil. Good for you :)

Daredevil was not a part of MCU.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Cinematic_Universe

[GD]

I stand corrected.

[GD]

It would be so cool if all the studios played nice and let the X-Men and Spiderman be in a movie along with the Avengers.

[Triple A]

Blue Jasmine - 9/10 - The Wood-man's STILL got it.

[RoXer]

Please rate it out of pass.fail

[Triple A]

PASS PASS

[whiteyford]

Wrath Of The Titans 6/10

[Skippord]

Warm Bodies - 68

I really really liked it, Rob Corddry's performance was pretty incredible.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Prometheus - a bit shit

[Heisenberg]

Grown Ups 2-7/10

Boob talk, friends, family. I was in the mood for some Adam Sandler comedy, and it had the usual cast of ppl in it.

[Requiem]

Bronson: Biopic on Britain's most famous prisoner Charlie Bronson: 8.5/10

Tom Hardy is fucking awesome

Ya, just watched this for like the 3rd time.


Tom Hardy is a genius solely for this movie.

[Bad News Gertner]

His stache is amzing

[whiteyford]

My old tattooist is penpals with Bronson, no idea how that started.

[Skippord]

Taken 2 - 55

dunno, liked it well enough but it wasn't near as good as the first which is around a 65

[Skippord]

The To Do List - 71

One of my favorite comedies I've seen in years, pretty much everything Bill Hader and Clark Gregg did made me laugh. Also I regret seeing it with my mother.

[Requiem]

His stache is amzing

Wish I could grow one that bushy. I would shamelessly rock that stache daily.

[Frank Drebin]

Evil Dead (2013) - 2.5 / 5

I think Cabin in the Woods set the bar so high that I can no longer enjoy these horror movies. Not that I would have rated it any higher if I hadn't seen Cabin in the Woods.

[Frank Drebin]

.....and that Bronson movie I saw a while back was good. Got talked up by a friend a lot. 3.5 / 5

[RoXer]

The Wolverine - Pass

It gets a pass because I love all things Wolverine but really it's a fail.pass bordering on fail if I'm being unbiased.

[GD]

Moon - 8/10

[seapig4]

Pacific Rim - 7/10

[The Condor]

Death Wish II: 8.3/10

[alvarado52]

Begotten:

8/JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST THIS IS THE MOST DISTURBING MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN


(Its on Youtube in its entirety if anyone wants to have horrid images burned into their brain for a few weeks)

[Skippord]

just looked that movie up on wikipedia

seems pretty sexy

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

The Wolverine - 7/10

It was better than the first Wolverine film, but in general, a standard blockbuster film.

[The Condor]

I Am Legend: 7.7/10

PASS

[Heisenberg]

The Wolverine 8/10- Started off slow, but I came at the end

[Shisen Kopf]

Pacific Rim 8/10

[CSL]

Before Midnight - 9.873/10

[Sixx]

Before Midnight - 9.873/10

Fag.

[CSL]

YOUR MOM'S A WHAT??

[Razzamajazz]

kubrick's odyssey 9/10

fascinating stuff about how stanley kubrick was behind the moon landing photos and videos, and how he left clues in some of his films about apollo 11

[Skippord]

The Wolverine - 66

I thought it was good, fortunately Japanese are my favorite kind of Asian otherwise it would've been kind of rough. The post credits scene was the best.

[Immortal Moose]

Europa Report - 8/10

[Jordan1]

Zero Dark Thirty: 9/10

[Frank Drebin]

Pacific Rim. 3.5 out of 5.

Really entertained by the whole thing. Is it full of deep philosophy? No. But whatevs. It was fun. This is how to do a movie of this genre. Fuck you Battleship.

[The Condor]

2012: 3.3/10

Fuck. Just ugh

[whiteyford]

Before Midnight - 9.873/10

I will watch this based on your recommendation since you were right about God Bless America.

[The Condor]

I've spent the afternoon reflecting on 2012, and I've decided to downgrade it to a 1. FAIL

[Skippord]

because John Cusack is in it and he sucks dick, right?

[Lock Jaw]

Elysium: 3.5/5

Pretty decent. Some pretty bad shaky cam action sequences, though.

[The Condor]

The Lone Ranger: 2.3/10

I grew up loving westerns, however I feel this movie may ruin the genre for at least a generation.

[Frank Drebin]

2012: 3.3/10

Fuck. Just ugh

WHAT?!? That was my 2nd favorite end of the world movie (Knowing). Lots of cool visuals.

[CSL]

I will watch this based on your recommendation since you were right about God Bless America.

you have to see Before Sunset and Before Sunrise first if you haven't marrrrrr mate

[whiteyford]

because John Cusack is in it and he sucks dick, right?

Fuck you you worthless piece of shit you!!!! Or something not as overreacty but with those sentiments.

[whiteyford]

you have to see Before Sunset and Before Sunrise first if you haven't marrrrrr mate

that seems like a lot of effort but fine, will aquire those first

[Razzamajazz]

lovelace 6.4554542423579/10

i didn't like how the story was put together with pieces cut out of scenes then played out later. but there were plenty of breastses

[Frank Drebin]

Elysium - 4/5

If you liked District 9, or are a sci-fi fan you'l like it. Mercenary character taken straight from D9, and a couple of plot holes were the main drawbacks. Could have really driven home the theme but chose to back off. Oh well. Still fun to watch. Action was pretty neat. Best parts were't necessarily the action though.

[Fryza]

King Dinosaur - No/10

[Mercenary]

Grown Ups 2

4/10 The first one was funny, and had a workable plot. This one seemed rushed, and was made to give Sandlers buddies a payday.

[Mercenary]

X-Men First Class 10/10 Just for the Wolverine cameo.

[Frank Drebin]

It's a Disaster - 5/5

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Thor 4/5. Minus 1 point for Portman's shitty "oh my god" when Thor was kicking major ass.

[GD]

The Royal Tenanbaums - 8/10

Considering my limited exposure to Gwyneth Paltrow, I found her to be very attractive in the film.

[Lock Jaw]

District 9 - 4.5/5

Loved it. Disappointed now in Elysium not being better than "decent". I hope this movie gets a sequel.

[Kris P Lettus]

Oblivion

6.5/10


had some points that dragged but over all it was a nice piece of eye candy

[Tazz Dan]

Zero Dark Thirty - 7/10

[whiteyford]

Vamps 7/10

Alicia Silverstone in stockings is all I remember.

[Heisenberg]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2012/06/expendables613.jpg

7/10


Just wanted to see if all the action heroes could co-exist a second time. Made it 17 minutes into the movie before I turned on captions or Dolph Lundgren Navigation. Good flick to watch at the start of the day to amp your shit up

[Shisen Kopf]

This is England 8/10 didn't like the ending.

[The Condor]

Sex and the Single Girl(1964)- 5.7/10

Based on the book of the same name by Helen Gurly Brown, this comedy has an all-star cast with Natalie Wood, Henry Fonda, Lauren Bacall, and Tony Curtis. Its mostly a parody of the cultural attitudes at this point in time, 50 years ago and hits the mark in a lot of places. However, while it has its moments it also misses its mark in a bunch of places and the final "chase" scene is long and it drags on. Fun movie, and I like the style from this time period, but nothing to go out of your way and see.

[The Condor]

El Condor(1970): 8/10

Saw the title and the stars (Jim Brown, Lee Van Cleef) on the guide and just knew I had to check it out. A western set in the newly independent Mexico, Brown and Van Cleef get together with a bunch of Apaches' to raid a Mexican Fort that houses millions of dollars in solid good. This movie is a forgotten classic and I was shocked to see it rated with a single star. I loved it. Very "pulp" for the time with nudity and the violence seems like it would have been an early Tarantino film.

[Skippord]

"Lee Van Cleef"?

[The Condor]

http://www.caliqo.com/ebay/hats_masks_gloves/vancleef_hat01.jpg

[Skippord]

Gymkata - Ironically: 80/80

Legitimately 0/80

[loopydate]

Lots of movies this weekend:

Kick-Ass 2 - 3.5/5 Fun, but lacking a lot of what made the first one great
Wreck-It Ralph - 5/5. Very clever, great nostalgia
Oz The Great And Powerful - 3/5 Pretty effects and a decent story, but very predictable
Identity Thief - 1.5/5 Awful. Least funny comedy I've seen in a very long time

[Fox]

The Place Beyond the Pines - 8/10

Great performances all around. Dane DeHaan is an intense little bastard.

[Lock Jaw]

Star Trek Into Darkness - 5/5

Holy Hannah, this was good. I can't believe I saw Man of Steel in the theaters instead of this one. Wish I had seen this in theaters.

[GD]

What did you watch it on?

[Lock Jaw]

My computer. Torrents and such.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Amazing Spiderman 7.5/10: Still didn't see the reason to reboot it so quickly.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Watch 1.5/5. Actually better than I thought it was going to be.

[Lock Jaw]

Star Trek: The Motion Picture: 2/5

Was the only Trek movie I never saw before. I swear half the movie was wide panning shots of spaceships intercut with people looking "awed".

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Elysium 8/10

[GD]

The World's End: 8/10

It was fun for what it was. It felt like it was shot on film instead of digital.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Jurassic Park 3D - 8/10

I have seen it many times before, including at the cinema when it first came out 20 years ago, but this was my first time seeing it in 3D.

I'd forgotten how lovely Laura Dern was back in the day.

[dronepool]

The Departed- 8.5 /10

Great film.

[whiteyford]

Here Comes The Boom 7/10

It is what it is.

The Prestige 9/10

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Cube: Really entertaining and full of suspense. Goes to show that you don't need every component of a film to be perfect for it to still be really enjoyable. The acting was dreadful and the dialogue between characters wasn't exactly anything special, but the directing and premise carried it to a top level. Really fun. Might check out the sequel and prequel if I can be bothered.

[Skippord]

Grosse Point Blank - 55

dunno, was OK I guess

[whiteyford]

Fuck you, if you aren't going to take this thread seriously just fuck right off!

[whiteyford]

#overreacty

[ClockShot]

Elysium - 5/5

Totally thought David Tennant was the bad guy. Just looked it up and it was Sharlto Copeley.

[KayfabeMan]

You're Next.

Or as this moron at my work called it, "Hashtag You're Next - that's how they've been advertising it, so I figured it was called that". This is the same guy who told me that Jason Bateman used to be on Hogan's Heroes.

Anyway, I give the film a 2/5. It starts off alright, with a slow - but sometimes painful to watch - build, and then completely falls apart. Predictability abounds - as does the switching of gears of the movie's very own design and pace it builds to. I would not waste my time with this.

[The Condor]

This is the same guy who told me that Jason Bateman used to be on Hogan's Heroes.

He's kind of close. He was on a family sitcom titled "The Hogan Family" in the late 80's.

[Sixx]

Cube: Really entertaining and full of suspense. Goes to show that you don't need every component of a film to be perfect for it to still be really enjoyable. The acting was dreadful and the dialogue between characters wasn't exactly anything special, but the directing and premise carried it to a top level. Really fun. Might check out the sequel and prequel if I can be bothered.

If you want to have somewhat fond memories of the Cube do not watch the sequel or prequel.

In fact, the prequel was on some lame ass channel at like 2 am few nights ago and I couldn't believe how fuckin' awful this was.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I skimmed through their wiki pages and was really just intrigued at getting an explanation for the cube. Although not really knowing anything about it is also kinda the appeal of the first film.

[Skippord]

our friend Rhiannon knows all about Cube if you want information

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I already mentioned that in 100,000 replies thread which you would know if you weren't such a something

[Skippord]

Oh, well now I feel like a dickhead, THANKS A LOT!

[The Condor]

Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo- 7.5/10

I avoided this movie for over a decade due to the vitriol and jokes thrown at it. Saw it and really liked it. I would defend this movie.

[Heisenberg]

Bernie 8/10

Dark comedy, based on a true story. Saw my theater arts teacher as an extra in one of the scenes. That was nice.


Jack Black is one of my favorites, and he didn't disappoint

[KayfabeMan]

He's kind of close. He was on a family sitcom titled "The Hogan Family" in the late 80's.

Yeah, I had to explain and he doubted me.

He was like, 'Are you sure? I'm pretty sure it was Hogan's Heroes.'

[Raven Reaper]

The Conjuring 7/10.

[The Condor]

Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story--- 7.8/10

There are, inevitably, inaccuracies in this film but what I liked so much about it was the way in which it was a bio pic filmed like an action movie. The format fit this already good film brilliantly.

[GD]

Stoker - 7/10

[Sixx]

Evil Dead 2013 - 7/10

Big Stan - IHOPEROBSCHNEIDERGOESTOPRISON/10

[whiteyford]

John Carter 7/10

[XL]

Rock of Ages - 8/10

[Blitz]

Might check out the sequel and prequel if I can be bothered.
For the love of God, don't do that to yourself.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Elysium - pretty neat

[GD]

The Place Beyond The Pines - 8/10

I saw it via iTunes. The movie was pretty good and deserves to be watched on Blu-Ray as some scenes are shot extremely well.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Riddick - 7/10

It is really a 6, but it gets an extra point for giving us a shot of one of Katee Sackhoff's boobs.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oh damn. Now I've got to see it for some Starbuck boobie action.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

http://www.thecelebarchive.net/public/ca/dirk%20benedict/320hsosmqc3eo4aqmgbmcpppf729127102012706.jpg

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Dirk Benedict's shorts aren't leaving much to the imagination.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oblivion: Pretty shit

[XL]

This Means War

7.5/10

Rom-Com/Action flick. Decent way to spend a couple hours. The Missus enjoyed it.

[Heisenberg]

We're The Millers 8/10

[Raven Reaper]

Elysium. 8/10.

[Bad News Gertner]

The Shrine: 7.8/10

[RoXer]

42 - fail/pass bordering on fail

I don't like biopics. I didn't like this one either.

[whiteyford]

Star Trek Into Darkness 9/10

Loved all the nods to the original series in this.