Rate the last movie that you saw for the first time.

[whiteyford]

The Perks Of Being A Wallflower 7/10

[ClockShot]

Riddick - 1.5/5

Bad editing and a rehashed story killed this.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

But what about Starbuck boob? :(

[ClockShot]

I'm better off watching her in Longmire or repeats of Battlestar Galactica.

[GD]

Paul - 7/10

I don't know why I did not watch it before. I enjoyed it a lot.

[mitch_h]

Stranger by the Lake - Cool, stripped down french thriller about this homosexual guy who goes to this lake where gay guys "cruise". He witnesses this other good looking gay guy kill someone but doesn't say anything. I liked the atmosphere, but this probably featured the most graphic gay sex I have ever seen, including a close up shot of a dick being jerked off and ejaculating everywhere. Still a good movie and a subtle commentary on the dangers of desire and sex, I guess. 8/10

[Fignuts]

The Thing(2011)- 7/10

The original is my fav horror movie of all time, so already this movie had a a lot to live up to. It does a pretty good job. The CG effects were better than I thought they'd be, but they still don't compare to the original.

It's still good, but without Keith David and the Rus' memorable characters, and Carpenters classic cinematography, it's not quite as good. It also doesn't add anything to the story besides detailing what happened to the swedes. Was hoping that as a prequel, we'd learn more about the creature itself. Though I understand that the lack of intel on it adds to the scariness.

As a fan, I still really enjoyed it, and I rev omens it to fans of the original.

[Fignuts]

Go fuck yourself auto correct.

[Emperor Smeat]

Colombiana - 2 out of 5

[whiteyford]

Toxic Avenger 7.5/10
Toxic Avenger 2 7/10

Jack The Giant Slayer 8/10

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Stranger by the Lake - Cool, stripped down french thriller about this homosexual guy who goes to this lake where gay guys "cruise". He witnesses this other good looking gay guy kill someone but doesn't say anything. I liked the atmosphere, but this probably featured the most graphic gay sex I have ever seen, including a close up shot of a dick being jerked off and ejaculating everywhere. Still a good movie and a subtle commentary on the dangers of desire and sex, I guess. 8/10

Admit it: you touched yourself during the gay sex.

[mitch_h]

Admit it: you touched yourself during the gay sex.

I didn't have to. 75% of the people at this screening were gay.

[RoXer]

The Family - fail on the pass.pass system

[whiteyford]

Iron Man 3 - 8.5/10

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Warm bodies - meh

[whiteyford]

you should read the book :shifty:

[GD]

The Story Of My Life : Part 1 - 0/10

[The Condor]

Platoon: 8.1/10

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oz the Great and Powerful - Alright. Really camp and cheesy. Enjoyable in some parts but a bit flat overall. Thought the whole Theodora turning into the wicked witch scene should've been such a huge deal, but the character was pretty underdeveloped for it to have any impact. Still not a terrible film though, but nothing special either.

[Lock Jaw]

This is The End - 8/10

Pretty enjoyable and funny. "Laughed out loud" at one point in the movie, which I usually do not do.

[Raven Reaper]

Riddick - 7/10.

[Emperor Smeat]

X-Men First Class - 4 out of 5

[Schlomey]

Iron man 3 4.5/10


Pretty disappointing really with some redeeming action sequences. Unbelievable in the thought that not even captain America came to lend a hand. They built the universe they should at least make it realistic enough.

[The Condor]

Knowing: 6.6/10

Not bad.

[GD]

Elysium - 7/10

I thoroughly enjoyed the movie. Felt like they did an awesome job as far as the VFX are concerned. The dude from District 9 and A-Team was bad ass. Couldn't help but think of Tazz Dan during the screening.

[CSL]

The Iceman - MichaelShannonIsStillTheFuckingMan out of ten

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Moneyball - pretty sweet. No clue about baseball but that didn't really matter, really enjoyed the film. Should've just had John Henry play himself though, nobody can match his coolness

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/08/article-1318958-0B7DEEAA000005DC-727_634x423.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

Machete - 3.5 out of 5

[XL]

Men In Black 3: 8/10

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yes Man - Mostly shite. The book its based on is a million times better. Have you read the book? You should read the book.

[XL]

I second that you should read the book. I literally laughed out loud on probably a dozen occasions.

[whiteyford]

Iggy can't read though, he's been faking it on the forum for years.

[road doggy dogg]

Got in a lot of movie watching on my flights to/from London.

42 - 7/10 (I liked it but it didn't really seem like there was ever much of a conflict in the movie; yeah the racism etc but I never really "feared" that anything was going to happen to Jackie through the movie)
The Internship - 9/10 (love Vince Vaughn so hard)
Hangover 3 - 4/10 (had a couple laughs but overall same old story)
Silver Linings Playbook - 9/10 (E-A-G-L-E-S)
Iron Man 3 - 7/10 (it was good, liked #1 the best still)

[Schlomey]

MoneyBall
9/10

amazing movie for this time of year.

[The Condor]

MoneyBall
9/10

amazing movie for this time of year.

Taking a lot not to rip you apart right now.

[Schlomey]

May I ask why? 2 or 3 posts above mine was another grand review of money ball....what did I say to set me apart?

[Raven Reaper]

http://0.tqn.com/d/movies/1/0/Z/R/h/gravity-movie-poster.jpg

Sandra Bullock channels Isaac Clarke and Ripley's persona minus aliens after all that bus driving over 50 mph for a bomb, beauty pageant plus, hacking computers really put to good use in this movie. The only enemies are space station debris and dealing with dead cosmonauts. It was Veritcal Limit, Speed, Apollo 13, and Dead Space feel to it..

It's about time she deserves a break from the crapola buddy cop comedy shit.

8/10.

[ClockShot]

Gravity - 5/5

Alfonso Cuaron, you sir are one helluva visionary. I bow to you.

[mitch_h]

Now You See Me - Dumb movie that people kept recommending to me. It was okay at first but then it switched perspectives to the pursuers and it got awful. The twist reveal was really stupid (Woody Harrelson driving a bus) and then there were non ironic ideas about magician guilds throughout history and I just wanted to die. This seems like a movie that dumb people would find "clever".

Prisoners - This was pretty good, kind of reminded me of that movie The Ghostwriter where a paper back thriller is elevated by really good direction/cinematography. I was hoping this would go in a Zodiac like direction but all of the movies ideas are kind of thrown out in favor of plot. Good movie though and I really liked Jake Gyllenhaal.

Leviathan - Cool experimental documentary where the filmmakers just put cameras all over a commercial fishing boat. Interesting and original aesthetic that makes something pretty ordinary look like science fiction.

[Raven Reaper]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/q81/s720x720/1003299_355172531275099_1917402518_n.jpg


9/10.

25 yrs and he's still scaring the shit out of kids... The heroine is actually Chucky's daughter in real life considering Brad is the voiceover of him and they share the same last name.. Would've been a nicer twisted ending where father and daughter are now partners in crime ... Woman in a wheelchair gone insane under the influence of Chucky. And that backstory origin of Chucky as a serial killer befriending the heroine's family was a bit contrived but still, I liked it better when he was just some unknown stranger killer that has no history except he likes voodoo stuff and strangling people.. It was a better movie than the last one although Jennifer Tilly's cameo was a bit of self parody. Oh well, Chucky's still got it and we're still friends to the end.

My only gripe with The Curse of Chucky movie is when he played Hide the Soul with the little girl, how come we never get to see his spirit transfer over her body? What gives? Oh well, dolls live longer than humans I guess.

Extra ending after end credits btw will probably open up a sequel for it.

[RoXer]

You think Chucky is better than Gravity?

[Sixx]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/q81/s720x720/1003299_355172531275099_1917402518_n.jpg


9/10.

25 yrs and he's still scaring the shit out of kids... The heroine is actually Chucky's daughter in real life considering Brad is the voiceover of him and they share the same last name.. Would've been a nicer twisted ending where father and daughter are now partners in crime ... Woman in a wheelchair gone insane under the influence of Chucky. And that backstory origin of Chucky as a serial killer befriending the heroine's family was a bit contrived but still, I liked it better when he was just some unknown stranger killer that has no history except he likes voodoo stuff and strangling people.. It was a better movie than the last one although Jennifer Tilly's cameo was a bit of self parody. Oh well, Chucky's still got it and we're still friends to the end.

My only gripe with The Curse of Chucky movie is when he played Hide the Soul with the little girl, how come we never get to see his spirit transfer over her body? What gives? Oh well, dolls live longer than humans I guess.

Extra ending after end credits btw will probably open up a sequel for it.

You mean the extra ending where a grown-up Andy shoots Chucky in the face with a rifle? How is that a good opening for a sequel?

[Skippord]

You think Chucky is better than Gravity?
no he thinks Curse of Chucky is better than Gravity, dummy

[Raven Reaper]

You mean the extra ending where a grown-up Andy shoots Chucky in the face with a rifle? How is that a good opening for a sequel?

I read in some interview of the director saying that his plans for a sequel takes place after that ending but you never know. Chucky never dies easily in the movies. And I still don't get the part of the little girl who played Hide the Soul with him.. And he never accomplished the feat. It seems offscreen that we don't know if she's infected with his spirit or not.

Hence why I said there needs to be a sequel to explain that.

[Raven Reaper]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/534912_648484301858789_789814758_n.jpg

More of the same and what's worse than men ass raping a woman in this one?

Answer: Another fucking woman who's a mom to these sick ass rapists and she endorses raping in general and she's married to her former rapist who also rapes the heroine.

The 2nd is just as extreme gore stuff as the first one, like balls being squashed, tased and ultimately slicing both of them, the guy's face being drowned in the dirtiest toilet full of shit and slicing abdomens open.

7/10.

[RoXer]

Gravity - Pass.Pass +

[GD]

Gravity - 8/10

The AMC IMAX screen was utter garbage. The one back in Mass was a massive screen along with impressive sound and buttkickers.

[RoXer]

The AMC IMAX I always go to is really nice

[XL]

Easy A 8/10

500 Days of Summer 8/10

[weather vane]

Our Idiot Brother - 7/10

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Much Ado About Nothing (2012) - loved it

[GD]

The Way Way Back - 7/10

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Pacific Rim - Fine.

[Lock Jaw]

Monsters University - 7/10

[GD]

We Are Legion - It was good.

[RoXer]

This Is 40 - fail

Admission - fail.pass

Moonrise Kingdom - pass

[GD]

I didn't expect Roxer to like Wes Anderson.

[RoXer]

Fantastic Mr. Fox is good. Maybe even pass.pass good. Royal Tenenbuams I saw like half of in high school. Might watch it sometime this month since it's on my mind.

[GD]

Royal Tenenbaums is my favourite Wes Anderson movie as of yet.

[GD]

Rushmore - 8/10

Digitizing my entire physical movie collection was a very good decision. It eliminates the need to slip in a disc and pausing / playback is better. I get to control what I would like to keep and I can delete the rest. No warnings, trailers or menus to bother me.

[Schlomey]

"a lot more better"



:nono:

[GD]

:lol: :(

[Schlomey]

I'm the annoying kind of ironic nazi.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel - I'd seen half of it a few years ago and had always meant to try and find it on DVD or something. Some braud recommended it to me the other day and I was like "oh yeah!" so downloaded it. Fun and enjoyable, doesn't take itself too seriously.

The Adjustment Bureau - Really liked it. Love Matt Damon. Love Emily Blunt.

[The Condor]

The Expendables: 8/10 PASS

Movies like this are disregarded by most people, but when done with the verve and enjoyment which this film obviously was, they are great.

[The Condor]

Ball of Fury: 2.4/10 FAIL

Drek

[GD]

Dazed and Confused - 7/10

[The Condor]

Machete Kills: 8.5/10 PASS

If Mel Gibson had more screen time this may have approached "10" territory; he seriously was that fun. Just as advertised, it was pure carnage and mayhem for an hour and a half.

[GD]

The Crow - 6.5/10

Really enjoyed the movie. I did not know that Brandon Lee was Bruce Lee's son and he died while shooting the movie.

[GD]

The Great Gatsby - 6/10

Leonardo DiCaprio was amazing as always. I feel like I should read the book as many have stated that the film strays away from it.

The movie deserves to be watched on Blu-Ray or IMAX 3D.

[RoXer]

I am in the middle of watching The Great Gatsby. I don't know why. It is very bad. Maybe even fail.fail bad. Yeesh

[weather vane]

Dazed and Confused - 7/10

7? Did you mean 7/7?

I think he meant on a scale of 7 guys.

[GD]

I am in the middle of watching The Great Gatsby. I don't know why. It is very bad. Maybe even fail.fail bad. Yeesh

It is.

[Blitz]

Ball of Fury: 2.4/10 FAIL

Drek
We're enemies now.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Thor 2 - 8/10

I quite enjoyed it. I haven't seen the first so I can't compare the two, but I liked the humour and so forth.

I really should see Avengers Assemble, as Iron Man 3, this film, and Agents od Shield; all reference events to it, and I feel that I am missing part of the story.

[Schlomey]

how did you already see thor 2?

[Schlomey]

Silent Hill 2
4/10

it was just ok

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

how did you already see thor 2?

It came out today (in the UK).

[whiteyford]

Amazing Burt Wonderstone 8/10

[OssMan]

Last Vegas - fail.pass/pass.pass

It is like an old man's The Hangover, except I have not seen The Hangover so I don't know if that's true et. al. I thought a few parts were funny but I couldn't tell if I was being affected by the movie theater setting or the crowd around me laughing. A few subtle things that I liked though so whatever. Near the beginning this lady turned around and told me and this Mexican girl to stop talking when we weren't really being loud and I just looked at her and started to laugh and was gonna ask her what her Final Four was but then my Mexican friend apologized and saved me from that.

[RoXer]

This Is The End - Pass

Hangover 3 - Fail

[RoXer]

I only watched half of The Lone Ranger so it gets 1/2 fail/pass.pass

[RoXer]

Ender's Game in IMAX - pass

[RoXer]

Oblivion - pass.fail

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Watched all the Saw films recently. I'd seen the first one when it first came out and I remember thinking it wasn't too bad. Wasn't awestruck by the series or anything but it wasn't as terrible as I've always heard it made out to be. Probably better than most other horror series' since it's actually got some solid continuity throughout.

A lot of pointless gore and some terrible acting though. The last one especially. Feel like the story on the whole could've made a solid tv series.

[Tazz Dan]

The Internship - 8/10

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ball of Fury: 2.4/10 FAIL

Drek

Did you mean Balls of Fury? It wasn't that bad.

[The Condor]

Did you mean Balls of Fury? It wasn't that bad.

Yes I did. And it was.

[whiteyford]

Lone Ranger 8/10

Not nearly as terrible as it was made out to be.

[Bad News Gertner]

Indie Game: 7.5/10

the two guys who created Super Meat Boy were cool, but the other two guys who created Fez and Braid were typical hipster douchebags.


Decent documentary though.

[The Condor]

Lone Ranger 8/10

Not nearly as terrible as it was made out to be.

I love you, but.... 8? 8 is the very good-great category, allegedly. You're better than this.

[cardsharkrob]

Monsters University 3/5
It was a good movie but to me just seemed to try a little hard into getting laughs and the storyline seemed a little rushed to me.

White House Down 2/5
entertaining action movie but thats about it. Not much of background on any characters other then some one liners that they mention in passing conversation

[whiteyford]

I love you, but.... 8? 8 is the very good-great category, allegedly. You're better than this.

It was 2am but I didn't feel like I wanted my two hours back after seeing it. Maybe just because I was expecting it to be soooooo bad and was pleasantly surprised.

[Sixx]

Thor 2 - 9/10.

What can I say, I'm a sucker for MCU.

[Jonster]

Monsters University - 3/5

I enjoyed it but it didn't feel like anything special.

[GD]

Thor 2 - 6/10

I watched it for Loki. I did not enjoy the movie much.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Prisoners - really good. Was gripped in the story from start to finish. Might be Jackman at his utmost best.

The Mist - Probably as good of a stuff jumping on people film as you can get.

Limitless - was alright, decent enough watch but it didn't seem to fulfil its potential. Story seemed to just drop off about two thirds through

Cowboys and Aliens - found it really boring which I was surprised about. Was expecting to really enjoy it even if it was just a fun action film, but it just all felt really flat.

Taken 2 - it was aight, nothing special though. Didn't really add anything to the first one. Completely forgettable really.

[Sixx]

Cowboys and Aliens - found it really boring which I was surprised about. Was expecting to really enjoy it even if it was just a fun action film, but it just all felt really flat.


Oh yeah, saw that recently, too and even though I usually enjoy thoughtless action flicks this kinda sucked. Harrison Ford would be better off retiring than starring in movies like that.

[Emperor Smeat]

Real Steel - 3 out of 5

[XL]

Chronicle 3/5

It kinda lost me when they started flying.

Thor: The Dark World 7/10

Was much, much funnier than I expected. The girlfriend loved it.

[dronepool]

Pacific Rim- 8/10

Solid fun movie.

The Wolverine- 7/10

Curse of Chucky- 7/10

[Lock Jaw]

The World's End - 6.5/10 It was ok. Got really kind of weird.

[Lock Jaw]

Just watched The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Extended Edition. I enjoyed all of the LotR Extended Editions (even if they made it freaking long), but The Hobbit Extended Edition really added nothing of value. Perhaps because of the fact that they have already extended one book into three movies. In fact, some of the stuff they added just served to break up the "flow" of the movie. I think maybe only some of the stuff in Rivendell was worth the re-add.

I think the theatrical edition is better, on the whole.

[Lock Jaw]

Damn, The Return of the King was released in theaters 10 years ago today.

[XL]

Chronicle 3/5

It kinda lost me when they started flying.

Thor: The Dark World 7/10

Was much, much funnier than I expected. The girlfriend loved it.

Why did I do one out of 5 and the other out of 10?

[RoXer]

Extract - fail.pass

Lars and the Real Girl - pass

[ClockShot]

Dallas Buyers Club - 4.5/5

McConaughey and Leto might get Oscars out of this.

[RoXer]

World War Z - pass.fail

[GD]

LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring - 7/10

LOTR: Two Towers - 7/10

Side Effects - 8/10

[whiteyford]

At Worlds End 8.5/10
This Is The End 7/10
Rapturepalooza 8/10

[RoXer]

watched high noon

[GD]

LOTR: The Return of the King - 10/10

After completing the LOTR series, I am psyched for the release of the second Hobbit movie. I must add that I did not enjoy the first one. Has anyone watched the extended version?

[XL]

Marley & Me: 6/10
Wasn't much in the way of plot. Was sure it wouldn't "get" me but I'd be lying if I said I didn't shed a tear.

Insidious: 5/10
Kinda lost me with the astral projection.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring - 7/10

LOTR: Two Towers - 7/10

Side Effects - 8/10

this was your first time watching Lord of the Rings? Damn...

Any decent new releases on netflix streaming? Been watching Star Trek Voyager and Orange is the new Black.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Disconnect - Not too shabby film about social networking and how detrimental it can be. Has some pretty sad moments, overall it's worth a watch.

Kill List - I really liked it, but can def see how it can be very polarizing.

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover - Pretty good. Quite slow at times which made it feel like it was dragging on a bit, but a decent enough watch. Use of colour was sweet.

The Hunt - Brilliant. Really hard to watch at times but couldn't take my eyes off it. Really "gripping". I highly recommend it.

This is The End - Okay. Get's that much just for James Franco. Don't really remember it making me laugh

[Impeccable]

Watched The Life of Pi last night.

It was quite good. Not the cinematic masterpiece people claim it to be. Can see how it would have looked amazing at the cinema though as opposed to just on my TV.

7/10

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa - Best comedy I've seen in years. Laughing throughout, even at the cheap "Guy with no pants on" toilet humour that I usually just cringe at. Coogan had all the tried and tested nuances down and it worked brilliantly in a longer story. Gonna have to go back and watch all the shows again now.

[XL]

Dunno if I scored Alpha Papa but it was fantastic.

[Raven Reaper]

Ender's Game 7/10. Felt like I was watching a teen kiddie version of Full Metal Jacket minus Gunnery Hartman in his tirade swearing in the 1st half and a bit of Hunger Games-ish in the 2nd half.

[GD]

Being John Malkovich - 6/10

[CSL]

The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman - 6.999/10
Class of '92 - 17/10

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug 8/10

I liked it a lot more than the first film. Benedict Cumberbatch was pretty bad ass as the voice of Smaug, and Evangeline Lilly was pretty darn scrumptious as ever.

I also like that Legolas is not the same person as he is in the LOTR films.

[Raven Reaper]

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug 8/10

I liked it a lot more than the first film. Benedict Cumberbatch was pretty bad ass as the voice of Smaug, and Evangeline Lilly was pretty darn scrumptious as ever.

I also like that Legolas is not the same person as he is in the LOTR films.

Same here. The dragon really stole the show in the final moments of the movie.

http://aswedetalksmovies.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/bitch_slap1_100790229_106943842.jpg

8/10.

Could've been Tarantino's remake of Faster Pussycat and his ultimate wet dream for a grindhouse flick with BFF Robert Rodriguez. Twas good.

Sleeping Beauty 2011 - Don't expect Maleficient witch or prince charming in this one cos this one's more like a Kubrick-ish mind fuckery. 7/10,

Machete Kills 9/10 - It's slighty better than the 1st one.. Sofia's machine gun bra and the panty that shoots bullets when she does the humping dance move was just pure LOL gold. Lady Gaga was the saving grace of my movie despite she got killed off in the 2nd half

[XL]

Hard Candy 6/10

[Sixx]

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug 8/10

I liked it a lot more than the first film. Benedict Cumberbatch was pretty bad ass as the voice of Smaug, and Evangeline Lilly was pretty darn scrumptious as ever.

I also like that Legolas is not the same person as he is in the LOTR films.

You mean he's not Orlando Bloom?

But seriously, what the hell do you mean?

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

I mean personality-wise. He's younger (obviously), more aggressive, a bit angrier; when compared to the Legolas of LOTR.

[Lock Jaw]

LOTR: The Return of the King - 10/10

After completing the LOTR series, I am psyched for the release of the second Hobbit movie. I must add that I did not enjoy the first one. Has anyone watched the extended version?

Just watched The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Extended Edition. I enjoyed all of the LotR Extended Editions (even if they made it freaking long), but The Hobbit Extended Edition really added nothing of value. Perhaps because of the fact that they have already extended one book into three movies. In fact, some of the stuff they added just served to break up the "flow" of the movie. I think maybe only some of the stuff in Rivendell was worth the re-add.

I think the theatrical edition is better, on the whole.

[whiteyford]

Kick Ass 2 8/10

Preferred the 1st one but still worth a watch.

[Razzamajazz]

end of watch 8/10

intense ending, plus anna kendrick

[whiteyford]

Razzamajazz knows what's up.

[GD]

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug - 9/10

Cumberbatch gave me a mark boner. Orlando Bloom was bad ass.

[Impeccable]

Watched the Desolation of Smaug at the weekend. A good 8/10 from me.

The scenes with the dialogue between Bilbo and Smaug were amazing.

Evangeline Lilly - OMG - I am in love all over again.

[CSL]

Gravity 9.5
Fruitvale Station 9
Valentine Road 9.5

hot streak

[Heisenberg]

Hunger Games: Catching Fire 10/10

Yeah, I loved it. I loved the hell out of it. I want more. I became a fan of the series just a few weeks ago, I'm doing the movie first, book later type approach.

I hope to have a few on board to discuss the world that they portrayed.

It has some Final Fantasy feel to it as well.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

A lot of people have been saying that's pretty good. Thought the first one was absolute garbage though, personally, and that's put me off from pursuing any more of the series.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Got "Blue Is the Warmest Colour" lined up to watch at some point this week. From what I understand, it's basically a 2.5 hour French porno. I did have a flick through to see how often boobies were on show and there was def a pretty full on sex scene that was about 25 minutes long.

[whiteyford]

Hunger Games: Catching Fire 10/10

Yeah, I loved it. I loved the hell out of it. I want more. I became a fan of the series just a few weeks ago, I'm doing the movie first, book later type approach.

I hope to have a few on board to discuss the world that they portrayed.

It has some Final Fantasy feel to it as well.

I have the reading habits of a 15yo girl so I enjoyed the books, not got around to seeing the 2nd movie yet though, it's just a Battle Royale rip off though.

[PapaGeorgio]

If you didn't like the first one, I wouldn't recommend the next one. I really fucking love it, but different strokes for different folks. Don't think that'll be your type of series.

[Lock Jaw]

The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug 8.5/10

Much better than the first outing. Feel like the series would have been much stronger if they somehow could manage to compress the first two movies into one (making it a two film series again).

A couple of notes: I would like to Fili Evangeline Lilly. I liked the addition of her and Legolas into the plot.

I got confused with Bard, because he looks exactly like Orlando Bloom in Pirates of the Carribean.

Smaug kind of sounded like Scar from the Lion King.

Also, I felt that the "Misty Mountain" song was sorely missing from the film's score. I thought it would become like The Fellowship Theme in LotR, that would reoccur in all the movies.

[GD]

Crystal Fairy and the Magical Cactus - 6/10

[GD]

Watched the Desolation of Smaug at the weekend. A good 8/10 from me.

The scenes with the dialogue between Bilbo and Smaug were amazing.

Evangeline Lilly - OMG - I am in love all over again.

The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug 8.5/10

Much better than the first outing. Feel like the series would have been much stronger if they somehow could manage to compress the first two movies into one (making it a two film series again).

A couple of notes: I would like to Fili Evangeline Lilly. I liked the addition of her and Legolas into the plot.

I got confused with Bard, because he looks exactly like Orlando Bloom in Pirates of the Carribean.

Smaug kind of sounded like Scar from the Lion King.

Also, I felt that the "Misty Mountain" song was sorely missing from the film's score. I thought it would become like The Fellowship Theme in LotR, that would reoccur in all the movies.

Guys! Guys! I call dibs on Evangeline Lilly.

[Blitz]

Anchorman 2-Solid 8/10.

[GD]

Anchorman 2 - 8/10

It's Will Ferrell. I loved it. Don't go with high expectations.

[Heisenberg]

A lot of people have been saying that's pretty good. Thought the first one was absolute garbage though, personally, and that's put me off from pursuing any more of the series.

If I had to say something bad about the first one, it'd be the presence of Lenny Kravitz, his character was too secretive feeling. He ended up being a good lad.

I have the reading habits of a 15yo girl so I enjoyed the books, not got around to seeing the 2nd movie yet though, it's just a Battle Royale rip off though.

I know it's based off something from that, but the way the movie is set with Final Fantasy type areas made me immersed.

If you didn't like the first one, I wouldn't recommend the next one. I really fucking love it, but different strokes for different folks. Don't think that'll be your type of series.

Yeah, the second could be seen as the same with some M Night twists in it. Not really like that, but the structure of the two are awfully the same, but I was wanting that for some reason.

[Blitz]

Blackfish: 7.5/10. Alternately fascinating and sad. I wish it was a little longer.

Dear Mr. Watterson: 6.5/10. Very little here for the already dedicated Calvin and Hobbes fan, but a good entry point for casual fans of the strip.

Don Jon: 9/10. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is so immensely talented. Scarlett Johansson remains the most physically enthralling woman on this planet, even as an over made up Jersey gutter rat. Far sweeter than you might think.

American Hustle: 8.5/10. The best ensemble cast on screen this year, and far funnier as a predominant drama than a lot of straight comedies.

[GD]

Blackfish - 10/10

I am never going to SeaWorld.

[Krimzon7]

Watched Don JOn....definitely my most WTF movie of 2013. 7/10
Watched How To Train Your Dragon. Loved this movie so much. 9/10

Best Man Holiday. Made me cry a lot. 9/10

[whiteyford]

What We Do Is Secret 8/10

[Krimzon7]

Blackfish: 7.5/10. Alternately fascinating and sad. I wish it was a little longer.

Dear Mr. Watterson: 6.5/10. Very little here for the already dedicated Calvin and Hobbes fan, but a good entry point for casual fans of the strip.

Don Jon: 9/10. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is so immensely talented. Scarlett Johansson remains the most physically enthralling woman on this planet, even as an over made up Jersey gutter rat. Far sweeter than you might think.

American Hustle: 8.5/10. The best ensemble cast on screen this year, and far funnier as a predominant drama than a lot of straight comedies.

Don Jon definitely caught me off guard. Scarlett Johansson is so much fun to look at. I wanted to See Her because I knew she was co starring. Then I found out that it was only Voice work...thought to myself fuck that.

I wonder exactly how big her male fan base is.

Don't think Tony Danza has gotten enough credit for how good he was in his role.

Also, JGL should get a lot of credit for pulling this movie off. They used the 'porn' hook to tell a pretty good story that was about personal growth, family, and finally love.

Might go watch this again right now. Never thought I'd say that about Don Jon.

[GD]

Blackfish: 7.5/10. Alternately fascinating and sad. I wish it was a little longer.

Dear Mr. Watterson: 6.5/10. Very little here for the already dedicated Calvin and Hobbes fan, but a good entry point for casual fans of the strip.

Don Jon: 9/10. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is so immensely talented. Scarlett Johansson remains the most physically enthralling woman on this planet, even as an over made up Jersey gutter rat. Far sweeter than you might think.

American Hustle: 8.5/10. The best ensemble cast on screen this year, and far funnier as a predominant drama than a lot of straight comedies.

Don Jon definitely caught me off guard. Scarlett Johansson is so much fun to look at. I wanted to See Her because I knew she was co starring. Then I found out that it was only Voice work...thought to myself fuck that.

I wonder exactly how big her male fan base is.

Don't think Tony Danza has gotten enough credit for how good he was in his role.

Also, JGL should get a lot of credit for pulling this movie off. They used the 'porn' hook to tell a pretty good story that was about personal growth, family, and finally love.

Might go watch this again right now. Never thought I'd say that about Don Jon.

The only bummer was when Brie Larson spoke for the first time and it didn't really mean anything.

[Kris P Lettus]

Seen both before but I got really blazed and watched Troll and C.H.U.D. last night and was very entertained by both

16/20

[Kris P Lettus]

Same deal as last night, I got blazed and watch twp older horror movies both of which I've seen before.

House-5/10 not near as scary as I remember as a kid and they missed out on alot of opportunities to make it amazing

The People Under the Stairs-9/10 I have loved this movie since I was a kid and it still holds up.

[Blitz]

The only bummer was when Alison Brie spoke for the first time and it didn't really mean anything.
*Brie Larson.

[Impeccable]

Watched New Years Eve last night.

Ugh - 2/10

Got one point for Hilary Swank and one for Robert De Niro

[GD]

*Brie Larson.

I was thinking of her in in my mind http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/2585945/600full-brie-larson.jpg

and posted her name http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/2564/community-alisonbrie2.jpg :nono:

[whiteyford]

Man Of Steel 8/10

Better than I expected.

[CSL]

did the same thing when I saw "Brie Larson" on the Don Jon credits, was like "ahh, it's the bird with the tatars from Community"

[GD]

Woooooo!

[ClockShot]

Blackfish - 4.5/5

Always had a bad feeling about Sea World. This confirmed it.

[GD]

Reservoir Dogs - 9/10

[Kris P Lettus]

Troll 2

2/10 shouldn't even be part of the Troll franchise. In no way ties in with the first one and the special fx are horrendous. Its really bad and not in a good way.


Battle Royale

8/10 Finally got around to seeing this. It was super weird and awesome.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Ahhhhhhhh, Battle Royale. Tasty goodness. Sadly, the second BR film is naff.

[The Condor]

Lars and the Real Girl- 9/10

Brilliant performances by the entire cast. The cinematography and score are mesmerizing, the story is so bizarre, and yet the theme is subtle. Highly recommended. It's what movies should be: powerful, creative and with a great mix of comedy and drama.

[BigBoot]

Philomena- 9/10

Great story. Amazing performances by the cast and the director knows his stuff!

[whiteyford]

Ahhhhhhhh, Battle Royale. Tasty goodness. Sadly, the second BR film is naff.

The manga is fantastic though.

[dronepool]

Wrong Cops- 7/10

Duct tape is the new friendship bracelet.

http://i40.tinypic.com/19rz9f.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/28rfhv9.jpg

[ClockShot]

American Hustle - 5/5

[Kris P Lettus]

immortals

8/10

thought it was on par with 300 and the like

[VSG]

The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug (3D, HFR) - 9.5/10

Leaving the theatre, I distinctly heard one person say "That was awesome" to which an elderly woman replied "That was horrible, it is just a 200 page book". Original guy walked up to her and, I kid you not, went "Movie was amazing, fuck you haters" :rofl:

[GD]

The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug (3D, HFR) - 9.5/10

Leaving the theatre, I distinctly heard one person say "That was awesome" to which an elderly woman replied "That was horrible, it is just a 200 page book". Original guy walked up to her and, I kid you not, went "Movie was amazing, fuck you haters" :rofl:

I watched it in IMAX too but I couldn't tell if the film was being played at a higher frame rate.

[Lock Jaw]

Lars and the Real Girl 5/10

Have heard so many good things about this movie, been meaning to watch it for some time... finally did. All this time I thought it was a "dark comedy", but turned out it was actually a vaguely depressing drama with an unrealistic feel to it.

[Frank Drebin]

American Hustle - 3 out of 5. Solid, fun movie. Dragged for a bit and Jennifer Lawrence was totally miscast in her role, imo. It entertained me but I'm not going to want to see it again or ponder its themes.

[GD]

Identity - 6/10

[Kris P Lettus]

I Spit on Your Grave

6/10

Really disturbing early 70s horror movie where a young girl is assaulted and brutally raped and left for dead by a group of four friends. She does not die and exacts extreme revenge on them. The concept is great and realer than most other horror movies. I liked how psychological it was and the differences in it are what made it good. The girl is also comp!etely naked for most of the film. It is disturbing though.

[Skippord]

the girl in the remake has a real nice ass

rate the girl in the original's ass on a scale of one to ten

[Lock Jaw]

The Hunger Games 7/10

Here is another one that I had wrong. I thought it was going to be a direct continuation onto the next movie type deal... but turned out it was the complete story. As such... it felt kind of rushed... I dunno... they built up the whole angle of being "liked" and getting "sponsors".... then they finally got to the competition and it only actually came into play something like twice. I feel like the actual competition could have been stretched out more, while all the build up could have been shortened.

I have no idea what the sequel would be about, but I'll probably watch it eventually. It is still in theaters, unsure whether it is worth seeing it in theaters or not. Probably just wait.

[Tazz Dan]

Kick Ass 2 - 7/10

[Kris P Lettus]

the girl in the remake has a real nice ass

rate the girl in the original's ass on a scale of one to ten

i didnt like her ass

her boobs were a smaller cup but nice

big 70s gorilla salad

[Krimzon7]

The Hunger Games 7/10

Here is another one that I had wrong. I thought it was going to be a direct continuation onto the next movie type deal... but turned out it was the complete story. As such... it felt kind of rushed... I dunno... they built up the whole angle of being "liked" and getting "sponsors".... then they finally got to the competition and it only actually came into play something like twice. I feel like the actual competition could have been stretched out more, while all the build up could have been shortened.

I have no idea what the sequel would be about, but I'll probably watch it eventually. It is still in theaters, unsure whether it is worth seeing it in theaters or not. Probably just wait.

The second one is SO much better than the first. They strike a better balance between the build up and the actual Hunger Games. They take the time to show how winning has changed Peter and Katniss, they take the time to build the tension between the antagonist and the protagonist, and they actually execute the plot pretty well.

I won't spoil any more of the movie...but I went to watch it in the theater, and I am glad that I did.

[Impeccable]

Oz The Great and Powerful. 1/10

Fell asleep. Terrible. Terrible. Terrible.

[Emperor Smeat]

Thor - 3.5 out of 5

[weather vane]

Anchorman 2 - 8/10

[Impeccable]

A good day to die hard - 7/10

Ends the slump of TERRIBLE movies I've been choosing recently.

Everyone told me this was bad, so I went in with ZERO expectations. But it was okay. Strip away the story and it's explosions, shooting and car chases. Sometimes it's good to watch a movie where you can leave your brain behind.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Pretty good run of films lately.

Gravity - Great. Wish I would've watched it in the cinema, but my TV had to do.

Lunopolis - Recommendation from Frank Drebin, finally found it online. Really enjoyed it, check it out if you like time travel paradox stuff.

Don Jon - Eh, it was okay. Nothing special though.

Fruitvale Station - Pretty good, was expecting a little more though. Just didn't feel any sort of attachment to the main character really. Well worth a watch at least if you haven't seen it.

Blue Is the Warmest Colour - Pretty good French "coming of age" film with loads of lesbo blowjobs. Actresses apparently weren't happy with how they were treated and it's not really surprising given the intensity of the sex scenes, one of which is 7 minutes long. Good film though.

The Spectacular Now - Loved it. Right up with Gravity and Prisoners as one of the best films of 2013 for me. Really liked how it kept leaning towards typical teen drama tropes, but then takes it in another direction.

[Impeccable]

Man of steel 6/10

Good reboot to Superman franchise. It wasn't great but good.

Monsters University 7/10

Hungover on a Sunday morning with a bacon sandwich...just the cure this film. Required minimal commitment.

[Lock Jaw]

Gravity 8.5/10

I really enjoyed it. Wish I saw it in theaters, seems like a good "theater" movie. It seems like one of those movies where you can only watch it once every few years.

[GD]

The Internship - 6/10

I enjoyed it because I was drunk. It was not meant to be taken seriously. Go fuck yourself.

[Raven Reaper]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/s720x720/1045050_354718174630576_1441072013_n.png

7/10..

[GD]

Watched Titanic for the first time as an adult - 9/10

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3644688/titanic-violin-scene-o.gif

[GD]

The Wolf Of Wall Street - 10/10

Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill were amazing. It is my favorite movie of the year.

[Kris P Lettus]

two I had seen before but not for 15+ years

Leviathan 8/10

It's like the Abyss meets Alien. Great cast and I remembering it terrifying me when I was a kid.

negative 1 point for the sharks at the end

Transylvania 6-5000 7/10

Campy 80's comedy. Goldblum at his finest. Gina Davis is smoking hotttttt

[Kris P Lettus]

Super 8/10

This was completely different than I thought i would be. Moments of comedy, drama, some suspense.

Ellen Paige is UBER cute. Plus, the super hottttt chick who played Velma makes a small cameo.

[ClockShot]

Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol - 2/5

[ClockShot]

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel - 3.5/5

[The Condor]

Anchorman 2: 6.9/10

Quality comedy, though nowhere near brilliant or groundbreaking. Solid B.

[GD]

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel - 3.5/5

It was a way better movie than that shitty Bollywood-ish movie Slumdog Millionaire.

[CSL]

HINDU HIPSTER

[ClockShot]

It was a way better movie than that shitty Bollywood-ish movie Slumdog Millionaire.


Felt like it should have been just a little bit longer.

[Krimzon7]

The Raid Redemption 7.5/10

The action in this movie was just balls out insane. Tony Jaa, Bruce Lee, Wesley Snipes, and JCVD would all be able to sit down and enjoy this movie. It's a great popcorn flick.

Only reason I thought to watch this movie was because of this Trailer:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/8iKc_8T6uB4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

American Hustle - 3/5

I liked it, but I spent much of the time distracted by Amy Adams' bosom.

[CSL]

American Hustle was the balls, the hair messing scene right at the start and the quick cut to the choke scene in the car followed by his outfit in the street afterwards are probably the 2 funniest scenes I saw last year

[CSL]

9.5

[Impeccable]

Watched The Lone Ranger

6/10

Was okay but far too long really for a Disney film meant for families etc. I really liked Armie Hammer in the title role but thought they tried too hard to push Johnny depp down our throats as tonto.

[XL]

White Christmas 7/10

Now You See Me 10/10

The Campaign 6/10

The Wolverine 8/10

[whiteyford]

Elysium 8/10 Stevie Wonder could see the ending coming but still enjoyable.


Grown Ups 2 8/10 Stone Cold was great, Aly Michalka was in a bikini

[GD]

Drinking Buddies - 10/10

I am being a tad liberal but I absolutely loved the movie. Olivia Wilde and Jake Johnson were excellent. I also loved Jake Johnson's character in the "Safety Not Guaranteed" movie. He touches me on an emotional level. For realzies.

[CSL]

watched Drinking Buddies a while back because of the reviews and it had somehow snuck past me. Thought it was pretty meh :-\

The Wolf of Wall Street - 9/10

funniest film I've seen for some time, DiCaprio is ridiculously good in it which isn't really surprising nowadays. "The cerebral palsy stage" scene had me crying.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Watched "Her" earlier on and loved it. Maybe possibly might be the best film I've seen in a while. Dunno, "Gravity", "The Hunt" and "Prisoners" are all way up there too but that's pretty great company for me to be putting "Her" in with.

[GD]

The Wolf of Wall Street - 9/10

funniest film I've seen for some time, DiCaprio is ridiculously good in it which isn't really surprising nowadays. "The cerebral palsy stage" scene had me crying.

I've never laughed so hard in a theater.

[whiteyford]

Despicable Me 2 7/10

Pacific Rim 7.5/10

[whiteyford]

Red 2 7.5/10

[whiteyford]

Wreck It Ralph 9/10

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'm watching The King of kong right now. How is this not a mockumentary?

[CSL]

Steve Wiebe!

[CSL]

Her - 8.5/10

deducted .5 for trying to ruin my life

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Scarlett Johansson is sexy as fuck in Her even without being on screen.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Seriously though, King of Kong. This is like 10x more ridiculous than Spinal Tap.

[Lock Jaw]

Only seen a part of it, I thought it WAS a mockumentary?

[RoXer]

The King of Kong 125

Possibly the greatest documentary ever

And was also nominated for the first ever TPWW Movie Night (http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?p=3262236&highlight=King+Kong#post3262236)

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I don't even know if I really enjoyed it. I guess I did. But every single person in it was too ridiculous.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Dallas Buyers Club - very good.

[GD]

Watched Ali G Indahouse while being stoned - 6/10

I can barely remember the movie but I laughed like crazy.

[weather vane]

Django Unchained - 8/10

[GD]

Upstream Color - 6/10

[The Condor]

Her: 9.5/10

Best movie I've seen in over a year.

[ClockShot]

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters - .5/5

Ugh. Why the hell did I watch this. Atleast it went by quick.

[RoXer]

Fruitvale Station - fail/pass.pass

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Short Term 12 - Brilliant. On a hot run of films right now. 2013 had a lot of greats.

[Lock Jaw]

Her - 9/10

Pretty good. Thought for sure it was gonna end with the OSes killing all humans, though. Maybe saving it for the sequel.

[GD]

American Hustle - 6/10

A little overrated. Great acting by all. Loved Amy Adams' bewbs.

[RoXer]

Don Jon - pass.fail

[Lock Jaw]

American Hustle - 6.5/10

It was alright. I wasn't really that interested in it, but watched it because of Amy Adams.

[RoXer]

Fast and Furious 6 - pass.fail

Was going to be fail.pass but the post credits scene alone knocks it up a grade

Movie (and entire franchise) is so ridiculous though. But good ridiculous.

[GD]

The Breakfast Club - 8/10

[RoXer]

Kick Ass 2 - pass

[Corporate CockSnogger]

12 Years a Slave - Pretty great. Not my favourite of all the Oscar bate screeners that have come out lately, but def very good.

[RoXer]

Elysium - pass.fail

[GD]

Her - 9/10

Monsoon Wedding - 8/10

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

American Hustle - 6/10

A little overrated. Great acting by all. Loved Amy Adams' bewbs.

American Hustle - 6.5/10

It was alright. I wasn't really that interested in it, but watched it because of Amy Adams.

I'm starting to sense a pattern.

[RoXer]

Blue Jasmine - pass

[Impeccable]

Watched the internship

'Twas okay. Something nice to watch on an evening before going back to work the next day.

6/10

[Nowhere Man]

Kick-Ass 2: I kinda hated it. It couldn't make up its mind on whether it wanted to be a mean-spirited hatchet job of superheroes or a winking "nah, you know we love ya" parody kind of deal, so it just became kind of a mess. "Superhero stories are idiot male power fantasy written by and for delusional man-child losers with a hardon for violence and sexualized young women. Now enjoy this underage girl in a schoolgirl outfit brutally kung fu murdering a room full of gangsters."

[Emperor Smeat]

The Mechanic - 4 out of 5

Liked the small twist at the end.

[loopydate]

Don John 6/10 - decent, but underwhelming considering who was involved
Runner Runner 5.75/10 - see above
We're The Millers 7.5/10 - silly, but with enough laugh-out-loud moments to push it into "good" territory
White House Down 7/10 - silly, but good action set pieces and good chemistry between the leads
RIPD - 6.5/10 - see above, but not as good as WHD

[Lock Jaw]

Kick-Ass 2: 7.5/10

Fun enough. Read the comic book recently, so I figured I'd watch the movie as well. I'd say it is better than the first movie. The comic book definitely does a better job balancing the "comedic/absurd/parody" nature with the "serious/escalating dark drama" bit. One of the most powerful scenes in the comic book is turned into a joke in the movie.

[Triple A]

Her - 9/10
The Wolf of Wall Street - 9/10
Inside Llewyn Davis - 7/10
American Hustle - 7/10
The Act of Killing - 7/10
Dark Horse - 6/10
Clear History - 6/10
To Rome With Love - 6/10

[Impeccable]

Now you see me 8/10

I really enjoyed this one. Guessed the ending but it was fun getting there.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

12 Years a Slave 9/10

The best film I have seen in quite some time. It definitely stays with you. Chiwetel Ejiofor was great, and Michael Fassbender was also fantastic.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Paul Dano was great as Paul Dano.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Fuck, yeah, Paul Dano has been typecast to play those weasely unpleasant roles. Poor sod.