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[Lock Jaw]

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Big T

[Gerard]

http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/a/ahmedjohnson/photo-gallery/gallery1/005.jpg

Big T

Scary how he was once a brick shithouse. :wtf: Can barely even recognise him from what he was in the mid 90's.

[Gerard]

Speaking of which...

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Nice music Booker. Also seems to be around the time of "big t" starting to pack on the pudge. Did that storyline ever go anywhere with the big guy appearing at the end?

[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Cool King]

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[Cool King]

The guy who took that picture wrote a blog about meeting Regal. It's a good read and his photographs are fantastic. :y:

http://matricardo.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/william-regal.html

[parkmania]

Interesting read.

WWE will likely cajole Stone Cold Steve Austin into one more match at some point. Austinwill obviously have opponent approval, and I doubt he’d want to put himself at risk working against someone as physical as Brock Lesnar. Consider what Lesnar did to John Cena in their PPV bout. Brutal.

That said, I believe the real money gets made if Lesnar dominates WWE between now and ‘Mania, then Austin shows up as Wyatt Earp to save the town from the outlaw. If, indeed, that is the plan – and I doubt it; it makes too much sense – here’s how to get from Point A to Point B while taking into account Lesnar’s limited dates and Austin’s limited availability.

It involves Zack Ryder. That’s right. Woo, woo, woo.

You got Paul Heyman representing Lesnar. Use Ryder to pave the path to Austin. Ryder serves as Lesnar’s verbal tormentor. Lesnar cuts an in-ring promo; Ryder follows up on the Jumbotron. Lesnar destroys an opponent on RAW or PPV; Ryder follows up on the Jumbotron. Ryder taunts Lesnar, coloring his “Are you serious, bro?” rap with a bit of insanity. With a touch of Brian Pillman.

“You’re tough, bro…but you’re not the toughest. You’re bad, bro…but you’re not the baddest. You can beat up almost everybody…but there’s somebody you can’t beat. You scare almost everybody…but there’s somebody you’re scared of.”

Lesnar, of course, goes ballistic. EVERY TIME. His eyes bulge, his veins pop, Lesnar goes CRAZY. But he can never get his hands on Ryder. NEVER. Ryder is always one step ahead, just a little too slick. Ryder wrestles a match. Lesnar hits the ring. But Ryder leaves through the crowd and Lesnar can’t quite catch him. Ryder is “live” backstage. Brock finds a video machine on play. It’s a Benny Hill chase scene. It’s the roadrunner and coyote. John Laurinaitis “fires” Ryder. That makes him impossible to control. Who’s the mole that keeps sneaking Ryder’s promos on TV?

You could tape a lot of this in advance. You could maximize Lesnar’s presence on Raw despite his limited dates.

Lesnar can never, ever lay his hands on Ryder. That’s why Ryder getting “fired” is necessary. Laurinaitis can’t force a match. Ryder returns as a masked guy: The Midnight Ryder. Everybody knows who it is. Lesnar destroys him. Lesnar rips off the mask, and it’s not Ryder. More torture.

Everyone would fear Lesnar. He’d keep destroying every opponent while all this goes on. But Ryder’s ridicule would give fans a method of ridicule. That’s part of a heel’s dynamic, too.

Finally, Ryder asks for his job back. Laurinaitis, anxious to finally feed Ryder to Lesnar, hires him. Ryder is in the ring, ready to face Lesnar. Lesnar comes out onstage. He’s champing at the bit, jumping up and down, his adrenaline in overdrive. Lesnar charges the ring but, when he’s partway down the aisle, the lights go out.

(I’m not crazy about the lights going out, but it’s not often been used in WWE. It’s not quite a cliché.)

When the lights come back on, Austin is in the ring. Ryder is standing behind him, laughing. Lesnar, about 20 feet from the ring, backs up. Just a step, but he backs up. Austin grabs a mic and cuts his typical bad-ass promo. (I’d never pretend that I could script it.) Lesnar is 95 percent stuttering and spluttering, 5 percent scared. Five percent unsure, anyway. He’s speechless. Everyone knows that a bully never shuts up…unless he’s frightened.

Heyman runs out and talks Brock to the back. “Not now. Not here.” Heyman makes it sounds like he’s keeping order, but the execution makes it clear he’s saving Lesnar. SUBTLETIES.

It’s on for ‘Mania. A new sherriff’s in town. He made the bully flinch.

Between that moment and ‘Mania, Lesnar finally catches Ryder alone and unaware and DESTROYS HIM. Part of the buildup. But Lesnar and Austin never touch until ‘Mania. Ryder had been avoiding Lesnar. Now Lesnar avoids Austin. Lesnar’s bravado turns phony. Lesnar’s confidence seems forced. But he’s still a MACHINE. He’s still REAL. But is he tougher than Austin? The cracks are small. But they’re there. The cracks sell the match.

Who wins at ‘Mania? I’d have Austin win, of course. That’s what you’ve built to, and ‘Mania is designed for feel-good moments (i.e. babyface wins). But who cares? You’ve got their money.

Is this flawless booking? Probably not. But I guarantee it’s better than whatever ‘Mania plan WWE uses for Lesnar or Austin.

[St. Jimmy]

I stopped reading at "Ryder". Fuck Zack The Situation.

[parkmania]

I stopped reading at "Ryder". Fuck Zack The Situation.

Then you missed where Madden said that he would have Lesnar eventually beat the ever-loving hell out of Ryder.

[Xero]

I stopped reading at "Mark Madden".

[Keith]

Mark Madden guarantees *his* plan is better than what WWE has planned for WrestleMania 29, yet he doesn't exactly know what WWE has planned for WrestleMania.

Now I understand why so many people hate him.

[Jura]

95 percent stuttering and sputtering, 5 percent scared. 5 percent unsure.

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I stopped reading at "Mark Madden".

This.

[Nicky Fives]

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I just gained a lot of respect for Hunico after watching this.....

[Keith]

http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/a/ahmedjohnson/photo-gallery/gallery1/005.jpg




He looks somewhat like bodybuilder Ronnie Coleman.

[James Steele]

Holy fucking shit, that is Ahmed Johnson? Jesus....

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51fAiCkm1BL.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/a/ahmedjohnson/photo-gallery/gallery1/005.jpg

Big T

Why would label this Big T and not Ahmed Johnson? Wonton and beef Stew!!!!

[Lock Jaw]

Too much wonton and beef stew.

[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[#BROKEN Hasney]

The August 6th 3 hour Raw is being advertised as Shawn Michaels Appreciation Night.

Can't argue with that.

[Vastardikai]

http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/a/ahmedjohnson/photo-gallery/gallery1/005.jpg

Looks like he ate the Nation of Domination...

[Tazz Dan]

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg17/scaled.php?server=17&filename=kkkm.gif&res=landing

[Nicky Fives]

that Ahmed cover was the first ever WWE Magazine I ever got..... fun fact.....

[Cool King]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/401855_382363361811263_737301773_n.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That's pretty awesome.

[Innovator]

Cranky Vince ‏@CrankyVince
JOB OPENING: GUY (L/G/B/T) TO TELL ME THE PLOTS OF THE PICTURES & TV SHOWS I PRODUCE SO I CAN FAKE MY WAY THROUGH INVESTOR MEETINGS. $800K

[BizarroKing]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Brawl

This is news to me.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Looks like he ate the Nation of Domination...

Today is his 42nd birthday.

[Triple Naitch]

Fast Food Nation of Domination

[Cool King]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Brawl

This is news to me.

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[Cool King]

Is it just me or does "Swamp Gut" look a little like Triple H?

[Keith]

Today is his 42nd birthday.

Wow, I didn't know he was so young. Back when he was in the WWE, he looked like he was in his mid to late 30's. I guess some people just don't age well.

[Volare]

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg17/scaled.php?server=17&filename=kkkm.gif&res=landing

She makes the face of someone putting something in her from the rear....and liking it.

[Cool King]

http://i.imgur.com/eu0KZ.gif

[Cool King]

http://i.imgur.com/1brpg.gif

[Corporate CockSnogger]

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Watched it not too long ago and it was dreadful. Not even "funny because it's so bad" kind of dreadful. It was just god awful, possibly the worst film I've ever seen.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Didn't realise UPN had a bunch of made for TV movies starring WWF talent in early 2000. Just advertised one starring Chyna on these Smackdown's and there was another one starring someone I can't remember. Weird shit.

[Poit]

So Ziggler only needs to win a tag team title to become a Triple Crown champ.

He did with Spirit Squad.

But they don't post it under the titles he's held and technically it was Kenny and Mikey.

Actually, a few weeks ago, Cole mentioned that Ziggler is a former tag team champion. That means WWE now recognizes him for his work as Nicky.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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[Cool King]

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[Volare]

Joey Ryan can sure as hell do a good video "shoot."

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[Cool King]

James Steele will be happy....

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/555254_10150885464001443_1723149995_n.jpg

BREAKING NEWS: For the first time since being served a lawsuit by Brock Lesnar's camp, WWE COO Triple H will publicly address the WWE Universe at No Way Out in less than two weeks. Amid swirling rumors about his future, his broken arm and the Lesnar lawsuit, what will The Game have to say?
Full story: http://wwe.me/bpkSr

[Lock Jaw]

I wonder how many buys the promise of a Triple H promo will get.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/7JDHd.gif

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[Keith]

http://i50.tinypic.com/351vfgz.jpg

[GD]

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[Skippord]

http://i.imgur.com/7JDHd.gif

http://i.imgur.com/vvGfy.gif
BOING

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Pretty sure the possibility of having AJ is the only way me and Skippord would ever feud.

And by feud, I mean with pistols at dawn. At least that's what I tell him when I gun him down in the back with an AK47.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2rdepvt.gif

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Man this Raw has started out hot. Eddie has passed his GED and is taking Chyna to the prom. Jericho smashed HHH with the title the week after "winning" it and Edge and Christian are commentating on a Road Dogg match and the first thing they said when they sat down was "We're here to cause the run-in and cause Road Dogg to lose.

"This'll be a good time to do it" and Edge spears Road Dogg. Brilliantly done.

[ZosoMetalManiac]

https://p.twimg.com/AuxCk1BCIAA4B6g.jpg

[Skippord]

Pretty sure the possibility of having AJ is the only way me and Skippord would ever feud.

And by feud, I mean with pistols at dawn. At least that's what I tell him when I gun him down in the back with an AK47.
I'll mark this down in case the occasion ever arises. I will garrotte you before you can even get the AK out.

THEN I WILL MARRY AJ AND WE WILL HAVE A SON NAMED SHAUN

[Cool King]

https://p.twimg.com/AuxCk1BCIAA4B6g.jpg

Is that recent? Were the WWE recently in Japan?

[Cool King]

Actually, it's not recent, Cena is wearing his old hat.

[James Steele]

James Steele will be happy....

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/555254_10150885464001443_1723149995_n.jpg

BREAKING NEWS: For the first time since being served a lawsuit by Brock Lesnar's camp, WWE COO Triple H will publicly address the WWE Universe at No Way Out in less than two weeks. Amid swirling rumors about his future, his broken arm and the Lesnar lawsuit, what will The Game have to say?
Full story: http://wwe.me/bpkSr




Fired up like a skillet of fajitas at Chili's.

I wonder how many buys the promise of a Triple H promo will get.

At least 1.

[Innovator]

Senator Linda ‏@SenatorLinda
Listen up CT ladies! If he sings "All the Single Ladies" as he shaves his arms and chest, well, sister do I need to draw you a diagram?

[Xero]

So was I the only one who saw this and thought "is that a penis!?":

https://fbcdn_sphotos_f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/196219_2899818993593_2070232281_n.jpg

[Cool King]

Yeah, I think so.

The rest of us know that that's John Laurinaitis.

*Ba-dum-dsh*

[Cool King]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/560456_10150897902083355_1839331449_n.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/DGRB6.gif

[Cool King]

I wonder how many people are going to be "fapping" over that. http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

[VSG]

When was that?

[Volare]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/560456_10150897902083355_1839331449_n.jpg

I think we found a match for Ryback.

[Cool King]

When was that?

Raw this week, after she spoke to Josh Mathews.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So was I the only one who saw this and thought "is that a penis!?":

https://fbcdn_sphotos_f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/196219_2899818993593_2070232281_n.jpg

The thing that connects the U and the S on the USA logo is a penis.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/560456_10150897902083355_1839331449_n.jpg

I'm Mooster Chooife!

[Seth82]

Hulk Hogan Surprises Campers & Breaks Out Marathon 1985!

One of the biggest stars on the planet in 1985 surprised campers and staff at Timber Lake Camp by dropping in to their Wrestlemania competition after hearing that someone was impersonating him! While at camp, he broke out Marathon 1985!

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[parkmania]

UGH, I'M OLD!!!

http://www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com/am2/publish/CanadianBulldog/Canadian_Bulldog_Presents_25_Old.shtml

[Cool King]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/283782_473451809335956_626598819_n.jpg

[Cool King]

UGH, I'M OLD!!!

http://www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com/am2/publish/CanadianBulldog/Canadian_Bulldog_Presents_25_Old.shtml

The only one that made me come close to feeling old was seeing what Dominick looks like now.

[Rammsteinmad]

Yeah, that Dominick one was pretty shocking, but I liked the "Dominick Mysterio".

Also, holy shit @ #11! That does make me feel 'pretty old' in wrestling terms.

[Jordan]

What if the next WWE superstar was a diva, like the next draw.

[Cool King]

http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b459/wtfisthis_2011/Wrestling/Cornette.gif?t=1338955584

[#BROKEN Hasney]

http://i.imgur.com/DGRB6.gif

I wonder how many people are going to be "fapping" over that. http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

Didn't even make it that far before I was "done".

[#BROKEN Hasney]

http://i.imgur.com/gpPjb.jpg

Now a Vegas bouncer.

If you saw that picture and didn't sing his theme, you're dead inside

[James Steele]

When did Disco Inferno get out of jail? Wasn't he in jail for illegal gambling or some shit out of his basement?

[James Steele]

Also, he had the best "remix" theme ever when he joined the nWo Wolfpac:

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[James Steele]

ROFL - Disco Inferno's spoof of Konnan's music video:

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[#BROKEN Hasney]

When did Disco Inferno get out of jail? Wasn't he in jail for illegal gambling or some shit out of his basement?

First I heard of that. Looked it up and I can only find news about him being arrested, nothing about jail time.

But yeahhhhhhhh. Fucking love Disqo.

[James Steele]

Eh, I guess he got out of it.

My childhood was shattered when Hardbody Harrison got arrested for meth and Disco had his stuff happen around the same time.

[CSL]

had a guy randomly approach me last night and say "do you think Ryback will go to a Halloween party dressed as Megazord?"

if I ever seem "short" with anybody in the wrestling forum, it's because of people like that

[#BROKEN Hasney]

had a guy randomly approach me last night and say "do you think Ryback will go to a Halloween party dressed as Megazord?"

if I ever seem "short" with anybody in the wrestling forum, it's because of people like that

At a wrestling event/were you wearing a wrestling t-shirt or something, or was this total random who just happened to ask you that question?

[CSL]

kind of all of the above. Outside the Fozzy gig, some guy I sort of "know"/see around that talks to me about wrestling every now and again (always fun) because he knows I wrestled plus I was wearing a t-shirt that had "JOBBERS" written on it

[CSL]

best question I've ever been asked is probably still "do you know Mark Henry?" just for the sheer randomness of choosing Mark Henry

[Xero]

Well, CSL? DO you know Mark Henry?

[CSL]

naw mane. I don't know Edge either, the 2nd person he asked about

[Volare]

Happy summer boys.

http://www.ac-wwe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/407418661-311x320.jpg

[loopydate]

Happy summer boys.

http://www.ac-wwe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/407418661-311x320.jpg

Looks more like happy summer girls to me.

[Volare]

Ba-dum-CHING!

[Rammsteinmad]

Really starting to consider putting Kaitlyn in my top three Divas. So ridiculously hot. Wish WWE'd give her a chance on the big stage to do something.

[Lock Jaw]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I got in a argument with the lady at the rental car counter. Then I left my license and realized it several hours later. I showed her!</p>&mdash; Celeste Bonin (@KaitlynWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/KaitlynWWE/status/208819750745276416" data-datetime="2012-06-02T07:18:02+00:00">June 2, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Volare]

Poor Kaitlyn. Then again she would probably beat whoever's ass that got into an argument with her.

[Volare]

Clicked on Kaitlyn's twitter link.

Was checking out some of her photos, and I have a new reason to love D-Mac.

https://p.twimg.com/ArRw06ECAAIHUXq.jpg:large

[Volare]

And now I want this shirt.

https://p.twimg.com/AqJ4l-DCAAAWfGB.jpg:large

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/PyOm5.gif

http://i.imgur.com/IZCxE.gif

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Imagine the bumps Ziggler could take from Ryback.

[Lock Jaw]

1080 spin off a lariat.

[CSL]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/06/24_Raw_Evolution.jpg

[#1-norm-fan]

http://i.imgur.com/IZCxE.gif

lol @ the jobber in the corner taking two quick steps back once the guy lands.

[GD]

Hardcore Holly should come back and end Ryback's streak.

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[James Steele]

Hardcore Holly should come back and end Ryback's streak.

Hardcore Holly also killed off Mordecai in less than a week.

[Vastardikai]

http://i.imgur.com/IZCxE.gif

Finally, Kirby Mack has a career highlight that isn't a punctured lung from a Hernandez Border Toss or being the only guy that was booed harder than Jeff Hardy in THAT ROH match.

[Xero]

Watching SmackDown, looks like theres a new Black Ref. I shall call him Black Ref II.

[VSG]

lol what? Need to check this out pronto.

[Xero]

Was in the Claudio/Uso match.

[VSG]

Gracias. Match below:

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Nothing distinctive about this guy but let's see.

[Volare]

And everyone gave Claudio shit saying they were going to misuse him in WWE.

He's got one of the hottest divas (imo) and is on a hot push for his debut. Not too shabby.

[Triple Naitch]

Wonder if Black Ref II will be forced to wear the hat?

[CSL]

And everyone gave Claudio shit saying they were going to misuse him in WWE.

He's got one of the hottest divas (imo) and is on a hot push for his debut. Not too shabby.

who's everyone? because outside of dribbling ROH mutants, I don't see why anybody would think that

really hope they go somewhere with him. And change that bastard theme.

[#1-norm-fan]

I say that about most guys who come in because most of the time, I end up being right over time. WWE misuse most of the guys on the roster based simply on the fact that they can't build a character over time.

[#1-norm-fan]

I have my hopes high for Ryback though as Vince seems to have an undying boner for him... Don't let me down, fuckers.

[Triple Naitch]

I like Ryback a lot, but I'm getting impatient about where he's going. Still thoroughly enjoy his squash matches.

[#1-norm-fan]

Just enjoy them then. It takes years and years of consistency for most guys to get established in the main event. Ryback could easily do it way sooner. As long as he's entertaining, I say just roll with it. They should go with three jobbers at once soon though. I wanna see what kind of craziness could come from that.

[CSL]

http://www.frenchkissmaryse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/photo1.jpg

http://www.frenchkissmaryse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/photo2.jpg

http://www.frenchkissmaryse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/photo3.jpg

http://www.frenchkissmaryse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/photo4.jpg

:'(

[VSG]

Too much photoshop

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Was in the Claudio/Uso match.

He also reffed the tag team match on Raw with kofi/truth.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I like Ryback a lot, but I'm getting impatient about where he's going. Still thoroughly enjoy his squash matches.

Summer of Ryback.

[James Diesel]

Why would Maryse be in that type of scene?

She clearly does not give a fuck about Frito-Lay's or their products.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

You're talking about the chips? Are you serious bro?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Ketchup Lays are red over there. Never knew that.

[#1-norm-fan]

There are ketchup flavored Lays??? This is news to me.

[Juan]

In the UK and Canada only I believe

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Backlash 2000. Lilian Garcia introduces "Debbierah" as the guest ring announcer.

Debra can't fucking speak anyway, why is she a ring announcer?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Fuck me the end to the Scotty 2 Hotty/Malenko match.

Scotty goes for a superplex and Malenko reverses it in mid-air to a DDT.

[Juan]

I remember that

[Tazz Dan]

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z51/cripfaife/WWE/482842899xa6.gif

[Tazz Dan]

http://wrestlingclique.com/imagehosting/95645c95b8e91153.gif

[Tazz Dan]

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg76/scaled.php?server=76&filename=candicekelly28mf.gif&res=landing

[Tazz Dan]

http://i28.tinypic.com/211tesl.jpg

[Tazz Dan]

http://www.monksdiner.com/imagehosting/95646676453baf24.gif

[Tazz Dan]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2cekbkn.jpg

[Tazz Dan]

http://i25.tinypic.com/ncxw1z.jpg

[Tazz Dan]

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/9580/125330torriesf7nh.gif

[Tazz Dan]

http://www.monksdiner.com/imagehosting/95646676453c10ca.gif

[Tazz Dan]

http://www.monksdiner.com/imagehosting/9564667627ebae91.gif

[#1-norm-fan]

Fuck me the end to the Scotty 2 Hotty/Malenko match.

Scotty goes for a superplex and Malenko reverses it in mid-air to a DDT.

That match was fantastic. Probably my favorite WWE cruiserweight match ever.

[Tazz Dan]

I agree. I wish Scotty had of been given a longer singles run.

[Tazz Dan]

Would mark out for a Too Cool appearance at the 1,000th Raw.

[Tazz Dan]

Apparently R-Truth has broken his foot and Zack Ryder has been teaming with Kofi at live events.

[Tazz Dan]

From the front page:


Fueling rumors that WWE may part ways with Randy Orton as a result of his second violation of the Talent Wellness Program, former WCW announcer Mark Madden stated Thursday on Twitter, “WWE wants to get rid of Orton PERMANENTLY. Character and popularity have plateaued, and he’s a pain to deal with.”

In response to his statement, a Twitter user asked Madden whether Vince McMahon has suddenly stopped liking money. Madden responded, “Vince thinks everybody is a WWE creation, and therefore disposable, to be replaced by another WWE creation. And you’re overrating Orton.”

We reported Wednesday that there is a ‘small, vocal pocket’ within the sports entertainment organization lobbying for his termination. Vince McMahon is reportedly contemplating the move, but many employees believe he will ultimately retain the nine-time world champion due to the lack of roster depth.

There are people within WWE saying Orton’s hiatus ‘isn’t going to be that big a problem.’ For the first time, employees are openly categorizing CM Punk as the second-ranked babyface rather than Punk and Orton being on the same level. Many also feel SmackDown’s babyface side will be adequate with Sheamus, Christian, Sin Cara, Rey Mysterio returning soon from suspension and the option to turn Daniel Bryan at a moment’s notice.

[Tazz Dan]

2 very reliable sources there.

[#1-norm-fan]

"Overrating Orton"

Mark Madden is a tool.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

That match was fantastic. Probably my favorite WWE cruiserweight match ever.

Totally with you on that one. Shame that he was at the back end of his career when his WWF run started. I wish he had his entire WCW run PLUS enough left in the tank for a long WWF run.

I agree. I wish Scotty had of been given a longer singles run.

He got a fairly good push after the brand split, but he fucked his neck up :'(

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Eddie just showed up for his European title defence against Essa Rios straight from the prom. Currently getting changed into his wrestling gear out of a tux from the trunk of his car :'(

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Still has his bowtie on, Amazing.

[#1-norm-fan]

So what made you wanna watch Backlash 2000 tonight?

[Tazz Dan]

He got a fairly good push after the brand split, but he fucked his neck up :'(

Just imagine who'd they still have on the books if they didn't release people when they got injured.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

So what made you wanna watch Backlash 2000 tonight?

Because that's the point I'm up to watching WWF when nothings on after starting from Wrestlemania 13.

[Tazz Dan]

I get that, was more a general question. I was just trying to have a conversation with you :'(

[Tazz Dan]

And now you've deleted your post.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Because I looked it up and it was hugely inaccurate. He was there 5 years after he returned from injury.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

On August 20, 2011, Fatu, wrestling again as Rikishi, teamed up with Grandmaster Sexay. The two were accompanied by Maria and defeated the Diamonds in the Rough at Tribute to the Fairgrounds III in Nashville, Tennessee. Maria Kanellis performed a stinkface during this match on Rikishi's behalf.

Fatu now wrestles in the Territory League under his TNA alias Jr. Fatu. he is a member of the Las Vegas Highrollers along with his friends Scott Garland (Scotty 2 Hotty) and Brian Christopher (Grand Master Sexay) formerly known as Too Cool.

I'd watch this.

[Tazz Dan]

Because I looked it up and it was hugely inaccurate. He was there 5 years after he returned from injury.

Well that makes sense then.

Holy Shit! Post 9,999

[#BROKEN Hasney]

SPEAKING OF MARIA since I was on a Wikipedia link following spree.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e6/Maria_and_Bennett.jpg/450px-Maria_and_Bennett.jpg

Holy "Fucking" Shit.

Also read that she contributed to the booking of OVW with Paul Heyman back in the day.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I'd almost watch ROH for that if I wasn't very scared I'd turn into St. Jimmy.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Love how the Dudleys were turned face by the crowd because they started powerbombing women through tables.

[Volare]

SPEAKING OF MARIA since I was on a Wikipedia link following spree.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e6/Maria_and_Bennett.jpg/450px-Maria_and_Bennett.jpg

Holy "Fucking" Shit.

Also read that she contributed to the booking of OVW with Paul Heyman back in the day.

http://img2.celebscentral.net/images/users/15927/200625/8.jpg

Yessss SIR!!

[#1-norm-fan]

Apparently R-Truth has broken his foot and Zack Ryder has been teaming with Kofi at live events.

Kofi is just not meant to be a tag champion apparently.

[Skippord]

or he keeps injuring his partners intentionally to get to the one he really wants. Maybe he misery'd R-Truth

[Ultra Mantis]

Now would be a perfect time to put the tag titles on Johnny Curtis.

[St. Jimmy]

Punk vs. Bennett feud if built right is fucking printing money. The two are able to turn work into legit heat, and Maria is fantastic at stirring the pot; she knows how to get heat.

[St. Jimmy]

The work that Storm has been doing with Bennett is making him look fantastic.

[Innovator]

CM Punk ‏<s>@</s>CMPunk (https://twitter.com/#%21/CMPunk) <s>@</s>ZackRyder (https://twitter.com/#%21/ZackRyder) is currently dressed like the Absorbing Man. 12 people will understand this. <s>@</s>ZackRyder (https://twitter.com/#%21/ZackRyder) is not one of them.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Drew > Punk

http://i.minus.com/iST1W3kKA29oI.gif

[Skippord]

HOW IS HE NOT A BIGGER DEAL?

did he fuck Linda McMahon or something?

[Nicky Fives]

It's mind blowing to me.....He has the perfect look..... maybe a haircut is all he needs.....

[CSL]

I'd almost watch ROH for that if I wasn't very scared I'd turn into St. Jimmy.

you'll be safe watching the Mike Bennett stuff, he "has something"

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Holy Hell!

http://www.rohwrestling.com/wrestlers/roster/bj-whitmer

BJ Whitmer is back in ROH? And he looks like shit. Did he have cancer or something??

http://www.rohwrestling.com/sites/default/files/img8603_0.jpg

[CSL]

lol jaysus

[Emperor Smeat]

Apparently R-Truth has broken his foot and Zack Ryder has been teaming with Kofi at live events.

So is Kofi actually cursed with something when it comes to tag teams?

That makes it two wrestlers in a row who had something bad happen to them weeks after being paired with him.

[#1-norm-fan]

It's mind blowing to me.....He has the perfect look..... maybe a haircut is all he needs.....

It's the accent.

Plus "PERFECT look" may be an exaggeration.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/2PO8t.gif

http://imageftw.com/uploads/20120109/1326164320241.gif

[#BROKEN Hasney]

It's the accent.

Plus "PERFECT look" may be an exaggeration.

AHM THE CULT AY PERSONALITY TEDDEH!

[Skippord]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Mr. Sandow is a bit dissapointed in Tyson Kidd. Sincerely, Ignatius</p>&mdash; Damien Sandow (@TheDamienSandow) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheDamienSandow/status/211552195013910528" data-datetime="2012-06-09T20:15:48+00:00">June 9, 2012</a></blockquote>

[Jura]

Drew > Punk

http://i.minus.com/iST1W3kKA29oI.gif
GO 2 SLEEP

[Nicky Fives]

Why not perfect look? 6'5'' 250ish..... great muscle definition, decent looking, nice hair..... I'd rather look at him than Brodus anyday......

[Ermaximus]

A Sandow/Kidd feud could be hot.

[CSL]

nice hair

[VSG]

Says the gypsy

[CSL]

I will uppercut your face off

like the John Travolta and Nicolas Cage film only with less surgery and more uppercuts

[VSG]

Took me almost 2 seconds to get that :'(

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Super Go to sleep forever.

[#1-norm-fan]

Why not perfect look? 6'5'' 250ish..... great muscle definition, decent looking, nice hair..... I'd rather look at him than Brodus anyday......

It sounds like you're choosing who you would rather jerk off to.

If that's the case, then yes, Drew McIntyre has a way way WAY better look than Brodus Clay to me as well.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Who Would You Rather F#*k?

Drew McIntyre
or
Brodus Clay

Votes close in 3 days

[CSL]

Drew would never call, at least you'd get a cuddle out of Brodus

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Drew went to the same school as this girl I'm trying to get so at least once I've been forced to have my way with him, at least I could go for the type of fucking I prefer. That's a straight fucking for those keeping score at home.

[Ermaximus]

Drew would never call, at least you'd get a cuddle out of Brodus

That and he'd surely keep you a lot warmer.

[Emperor Smeat]

Does Brodus come with Naomi and Cameron since this could be a huge deal breaker in his favor?

Also the giant disco ball, that needs to be known if it shows up as well.

[Seth82]

from Dave Meltzer...

--WWE has purchased the old Mid South Wrestling tape collection from the family of Ene Watts, who acquired the collection as part of her divorce settlement from Cowboy Bill Watts. There had been negotiations going on for years. I'm guessing the timing has to do with the WWE network starting and wanting programming that hasn't been seen on the air in 25 years. Whatever money they would have gotten from DVD sales would have already been just about finished by this point.

should be awesome to see what they do with it

I would love to see dvds for JYD, Duggan and Dibiase now that they have this footage

[VSG]

Finally!

[Seth82]

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[FourFifty]

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/201984-1/Best-wrestling-disguise-mask.gif

[Lock Jaw]

Once again:

http://www.gifsoup.com/view1/2020276/bye-buff-o.gif

[Triple Naitch]

Buff was fucking classic. :'(

Anybody know if he's doing any better?

[Poit]

Who Would You Rather F#*k?

Drew McIntyre
or
Brodus Clay

Votes close in 3 days

Definitely Drew.

[FourFifty]

Yea, Drew. He has longer hair which you could think is a girl, and he won't crush your fucking pelvis.

[Cool King]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5cstlyqVn1r9bhfso1_r1_250.gif

Eddie. :heart:

[#1-norm-fan]

Random thought...

What's the deal with the majority of female wrestlers just going by their first name?

[#1-norm-fan]

Come to think of it, a lot of male wrestlers go by their last name (Bill Goldberg became just "Goldberg", there's Kazarian, Magnus...) which never happens with the ladies.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Easier to remember maybe. Most of the serious woman's wrestlers used first and last names.

[VSG]

Serious wrestlers such as Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson and Candice Michelle?

[VSG]

Forgot Joy Giovanni, Amy Weber, Rosa Mendes and Kelly Kelly.

[VSG]

Oh wait also Eve Torres, Stephanie McMahon, Christy Hemme and Queen Sharmell

[VSG]

Real serious female wrestlers, all of them. Not like those single name bimbos like Kharma, Lita or Jazz.

[Lock Jaw]

Who names their daughter Kelly when their last name is Kelly?

"Screw it, I'm out of ideas. I like our last name, let's just give it to her as a first name as well!"



(Note: I am aware that Kelly Kelly is not her real name.)

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Her real name is worse than her fake one: Barbie Blank. It's like an anti-NXT name situation.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Real serious female wrestlers, all of them. Not like those single name bimbos like Kharma, Lita or Jazz.

I didn't say all of them. I never cared for Lita though. Not as a wrestler I mean.

Victoria was a great one-word name too.

Still the question hasn't been fully answered: why the one-name thing. I don't fully get it.

[#1-norm-fan]

Easier to remember maybe. Most of the serious woman's wrestlers used first and last names.

Even then, that's not really the case. Who would you consider the "serious woman's wrestlers"? You've got some like Trish Stratus, Mickie James, Gail Kim, Beth Phoenix... but then you've got Tara/Victoria, Winter, Rosita, Sarita, Chyna, Natalya, Tamina, Lita, Santina :shifty: ...

[#1-norm-fan]

Queen Sharmell

:lol:

[#1-norm-fan]

In fact, nearly the only time guys do the first name only thing is when they're doing it as part of a tag team name. Christian, Primo, Epico, etc.

[Tom Guycott]

Oh wait also Eve Torres, Stephanie McMahon, Christy Hemme and Queen Sharmell

... did you just count "Queen" as Sharmell's first name?

So, Sherri Martel's first name was "Sensational"? :shifty:

Also, Sharmell kinda flew in the face of your point, she only used her first name as well when she wasn't going by Paisley or even whatever the hell her Nitro Girl name was.

[Tom Guycott]

http://i.imgur.com/vvGfy.gif

Turning the thought machine on Kane: "Fuck this... The bitch is too crazy even for ME!"

[whiteyford]

AHM THE CULT AY PERSONALITY TEDDEH!

Thats groundskeeper Wullie not Drew:mad:

Okay maybe it is...:'(

[Tom Guycott]

http://i.imgur.com/2PO8t.gif

http://imageftw.com/uploads/20120109/1326164320241.gif

I know it's unrelated given the circumstance, but this made me think "psycho stalker Rock" and "SRS hunter Austin" should be added to the list. And anyone else who did that creepy "step out from behind something" thing.

[Poit]

Perhaps DDP?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Who names their daughter Kelly when their last name is Kelly?

"Screw it, I'm out of ideas. I like our last name, let's just give it to her as a first name as well!"



(Note: I am aware that Kelly Kelly is not her real name.)

2 top level "soccer" players named Gary Neville and Phil Neville had a dad that played league cricket. His name? Neville Neville.

I shit thee not.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Probably the first time I've ever seen Phil Neville considered to be a "top level" player.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I meant that as a technicality, as in he plays in the top level.

Kind of like how you'd still call Harry Kewell a top-level player even after being sold to Liverpool.

[Nicky Fives]

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[Cool King]

http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b459/wtfisthis_2011/Wrestling/Cornette.gif?t=1338955584

[Xero]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5dxojnTlw1qmj6ubo1_500.png

[Cool King]

http://i.imgur.com/uxs0K.gif

[Seth82]

from Dave Meltzer...

--WWE has purchased the old Mid South Wrestling tape collection from the family of Ene Watts, who acquired the collection as part of her divorce settlement from Cowboy Bill Watts. There had been negotiations going on for years. I'm guessing the timing has to do with the WWE network starting and wanting programming that hasn't been seen on the air in 25 years. Whatever money they would have gotten from DVD sales would have already been just about finished by this point.

should be awesome to see what they do with it

I would love to see dvds for JYD, Duggan and Dibiase now that they have this footage

A source within WWE has noted that there are already discussions internally to do a DVD documentary on the promotion as well as DVDs on Ted DiBiase, Junkyard Dog and Hacksaw Duggan. All three men were huge stars for the Watts territories.

[Triple Naitch]

Ready to feel old?

Former WWE Women’s Champion Sable, who is 44-years-old, will soon become a grandmother. Her 21-year-old daughter Mariah is pregnant with her first child and expected to give birth in September, reports RenaLesnar.net.

[Rammsteinmad]

Am I the only one who feels 44 is a ridiculous age to become a grandmother?

[Cool King]

Yes.

[Triple Naitch]

Babies havin' babies havin' babies.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

It is ridiculous. 28 is the ideal age to be a grandmother.

[#1-norm-fan]

Am I the only one who feels 44 is a ridiculous age to become a grandmother?

It kinda seems like it until you realize that she was 23 when she had her kid and her kid is now 21... which isn't that ridiculous of an age to have a kid.

[Triple Naitch]

It is ridiculous. 28 is the ideal age to be a grandmother.

Sable is a Scouse?

[CSL]

WHAMMO

[Triple Naitch]

Did I get it right?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

NO

[Triple Naitch]

AYE :'(

[CSL]

it's "AYE AYE AYE"

http://www.allfancydress.com/Images/Products/Zoom/Scouser-Set-(inc-Tash)-Black.jpg

[CSL]

not actually sure if 3xNaitch intentionally put "AYE" there as another scouse crack as opposed to expressing confusion :o

[Triple Naitch]

Unintentionally intentional

[Lock Jaw]

GILF

[Triple Naitch]

Hey, guys. I know most of you do not venture out of the wresting forum and into casual, but I need your help. Tazz Dan (the tyrant mod of the wrestling forum) is going against yours truly. In order to advance to the next round and put an end to his tyranny you MUST vote for me in King of the Forum. Remember, he is a mod and therefore the enemy.

I'll put it in pictures so some of you can understand.


Tazz Dan:
http://ringtalk.com/wordpress/http://ringtalk.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/2dwbh24hkzqikhqh1.jpg
*BOOOOOOO*


Triple Naitch:
http://img2-1.timeinc.net/ew/img/daily/600/stonecold_l.jpg
*HUGE POP*


The choice is all yours, but I'm sure that you will make the right decision. The fate of the wrestling forum, and the boards as a whole, are in your hands.


Sincerely,
Triple Naitch
WWE Tipsters Creator

[St. Jimmy]

Fuck KotF, Fuck you, and die.

[Triple Naitch]

Fuck KotF, Fuck you, and die.

Gentlemen, this type of aggression is coming from a Tazz Dan supporter. Please do not let this influence your vote or anything.

[Tazz Dan]

Do you really want to come back from certain defeat and have your win purely through shameless pandering Triple Naitch?

Is that the kind of KoTF you as the amazingly wonderful people of the tpww.net wrestling forum want?


TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!

[Triple Naitch]

Just trying to get the members of the TPWW Universe *HUGE POP* to let their voice be heard.

[Tazz Dan]

Just trying to get the members of the TPWW Universe *HUGE POP* to let their voice be heard.

This comment will be so much better after I beat you.

[Triple Naitch]

Big words from a....not gonna go there. ;):p

[Tazz Dan]

Gentlemen, this type of aggression is coming from a Tazz Dan supporter. Please do not let this influence your vote or anything.

Also, please keep in mind people that Shisen Kopf is a Triple Naitch supporter.

Who would you rather align yourself with? Jimmy or Kopf?

TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!