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[Tom Guycott]

Might have to actually watch Raw and use the Twitter machine at the same time for once. Can't pass up tweeting this guy.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01454/Bully3_1454684a.jpg
"As long as you don't try to use MY Twittah Machine! #trendingworldwide"

[Tom Guycott]

The Rock and Gina Carano...

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/556451_10151218083774384_461937280_n.jpg

Fast 6? I would have guessed a Resident Evil movie. Looks like a decent Chris and Jill.

[CSL]

Ginaaaaaa

[Tom Guycott]

Gertner, I know you were making an "indy fed fans are fat virgins" joke, but you do realise you just described "The Homey Dance"? You squandered the opportunity to add a gay joke in there!

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_fzuXQF_wIU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
"Riley, the song says 'Do the homie'. You, who thinks everything's gay, don't find this the least bit gay?"

[Swiss Ultimate]

Former wrestling executive Linda McMahon holds a narrow lead over Democratic Congressman Chris Murphy in Rasmussen Reports’ first look at Connecticut’s U.S. Senate race.
A new telephone survey of Likely Voters in Connecticut shows McMahon with 49% of the vote to Murphy’s 46%. One percent (1%) prefer some other candidate, and five percent (5%) are undecided.


sample D/R/I (46/32/22) (http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2012/election_2012_senate_elections/connecticut/election_2012_connecticut_senate)

[erickman]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I did it for Andy Kaufman.</p>&mdash; CM Punk (@CMPunk) <a href="https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/237762574127607808" data-datetime="2012-08-21T04:06:29+00:00">August 21, 2012</a></blockquote>
<script src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

lolll, even more reason to love Punk.

next year would be a good time to put him in the hall of fame.

[Lock Jaw]

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/574448_3590614965740_154783941_n.jpg

[Swiss Ultimate]

Coincidence?

[GD]

http://maninblackreviews.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/246signs.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Coincidence?

CONSPIRACY

[Lock Jaw]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltjuyp86l01qzosyb.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

http://www.abload.de/img/ajzigj4i5x.gif

[Ultra Mantis]

Fast 6? I would have guessed a Resident Evil movie. Looks like a decent Chris and Jill.

Only if they include a scene where The Rock punches a boulder into a volcano.

Resident Evil 5: ROCK VS ROCK

[Nicky Fives]

knowing Jericho's penchant for keeping track of his matches, I'd almost say he'd request that he was done on Raw #1004...... and that Punk tweet is awesome.....

[GD]

http://www.wzronline.com/wp-content/gallery/newwetitle7/1.jpg

[#1-norm-fan]

... What is happening there?

[GD]

The new double double E belt.

[CSL]

He says he's annealing aluminium for a WWE belt, the belt in question is the one leaked not so long ago. However, they may be looking into making the plates lighter because the zinc plates on the leaked picture would be heavy.

[#1-norm-fan]

It looks huge

[GD]

http://www.wzronline.com/wp-content/gallery/newwetitle7/2.jpg

I don't know how they are going to make this look good.

[Tom Guycott]

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/574448_3590614965740_154783941_n.jpg

Would have been more poetic if he lost via ARMBAR!

[Tom Guycott]

http://www.wzronline.com/wp-content/gallery/newwetitle7/2.jpg

I don't know how they are going to make this look good.

Still looks better than the Cena spinner. Hell, even the NXT championship makes the Cena belt look ugly. It doesn't even fit Cena's character anymore... made more sense doing the whole "white rapper" thing, and having it similar to his modified United States... you know what, even his spinner U.S. Championship looked better! CM Punk was right in saying "That thing has been far too ugly for far too long."

In fact, the only belt I'd place below the spinner is Jeff Hardy's TNA Championship belt.

[Savio]

\/\/
Champion

[Lock Jaw]

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[Tom Guycott]

It looks huge

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

[Tom Guycott]

http://www.abload.de/img/ajzigj4i5x.gif

http://i.imgur.com/ZDwRs.gif

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

[Emperor Smeat]

Monday’s Raw had 44 minutes and 43 seconds of in-ring action.
http://wwemedia.tumblr.com/post/29969666674/mondays-raw-had-44-minutes-and-43-seconds-of-in-ring

Probably the lowest or one of the lowest all year so far and that's with the extra hour RAW has had for the past several weeks.

[KyleEmmott]

Ok so Raw is coming to Houston on Jan 14. Any idea if that could be the 20th anniversary show? I didn't get tickets till now and will kick myself if that turns out to be the big show.
Thanks for reminding me, I live in Houston as well totally forgot about it.

[Razzamajazz]

if i don't have to work on sunday i plan on going to a smakcdown house show. except for sheamoos, del rio and sandow i don't even know who is on smackdown anymore

[GD]

Christian Cage is inducting Sting into the TNA HOF.

[#1-norm-fan]

I wonder how many Christian appearances = one Ric Flair appearance.

[#1-norm-fan]

if i don't have to work on sunday i plan on going to a smakcdown house show. except for sheamoos, del rio and sandow i don't even know who is on smackdown anymore

Orton... Kane... Daniel Bryan... Christian...

I don't even know if they still stick with the roster split strictly for house shows outside the titles.

[Xero]

OH SHIT! IT'S VINCE RUSSO!

[Cool King]

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/4874/25834916.png

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/39jWK.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/vol-108-wwe-raw-2012-8-20)

It'll work eventually

[Emperor Smeat]

Promotional poster for Hell in the Cell.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m97u8xy2741qlbj1bo1_500.jpg

[Cool King]

That explains the photo of Punk that I posted a few days ago then.

I had a feeling it would be for the Hell In A Cell poster.

[Shadrick]

It's in Atlanta too. Fuckin there.

[GD]

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LQS__sua2zs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Xero]

Atlanta?

TRIPLE TIER CAGE IN A CELL!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'm not sure if this was real or if I imagined it, someone fill me in here. There was one Raw or Smackdown where they kept going backstage to show Billy Gunn shooting Free Throws for no reason and he wasn't missing. Did a quick google search but found nothing, am I imagining this?

[GD]

Billy Gunn is an amazing basketball player. A legend in the locker room.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

By Ryan Clark on Thursday, August 23rd, 2012 at 12:00 PM EST
CM Punk is the main advertised star for tonight’s WWE NXT tapings at Full Sail University in Florida. Jim Ross has stated that Punk will do commentary on select matches. Seth Rollins is expected to defend the NXT Title. Punk posted the following about the taping… “Who’s going to @wwenxt tonight @FullSail ?? I’ll be there. So will @wwerollins hmmmmm.” For those unaware, CM Punk and Tyler “Seth Rollins” Black had epic matches in ROH years ago.

Derrr? No Ryan Clark, Tyler Black and CM Punk were not in ROH together, and never had epic matches years ago.

[Cool King]

http://i.imgur.com/cZwVO.gif

[#1-norm-fan]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lug4JnlsJdE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I don't think I'd ever seen this video before. A cool little piece of wrestling history.

[Skippord]

Rob Terry still works for TNA? blergh

[Savio]

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/4874/25834916.png
Jerry is such a terrible commentator

[Skippord]

Sting and Hogan both appear to be doing some sort of Batman impression

[Skippord]

this dude on TNA's Gutcheck thing is garbage, as is Gunner's finishing move

[Skippord]

Apparently these Aces and Eights guys are a bunch of pussies

[Emperor Smeat]

Speaking of Aces and Eights, how many guys are in the group?

Seen a picture of just 4 of them masked at ringside but thought there were more guys.

[DaveBrawl]

There seemed to be like a dozen of them tonight, but it's looking like there will be about 4 main guys.

[Wishbone]

I have to admit tonight's deal with Aces and 8's attacking was pretty neat. Hogan going Batman was a little uncomfortable for me to watch though. Kept thinking he was gonna rape one of the guys or something.

[Tom Guycott]

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/4874/25834916.png

Jerry is such a terrible commentator

To be fair, I kinda wondered if he could successfully accomplish it this time logistically. He wasn't exactly facing two toothpicks. This week's pair of jobbers were a bit bigger than the guys Ryback usually doubles up on.

... uh, waitaminute. Hm. No salvaging that. Moving on.

It's no different than Michael Cole saying he's "never seen anything like..." EVERY TIME Cena lifts Big Show on his shoulders in any match of theirs in the history of WWE ever since he started using the FU/AA. Of course you've seen something like that. You've seen exactly that.

[Lock Jaw]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17wh131a7w219gif/cmt-medium.gif

http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/2c7d0e00b02a3384a07fe79a37911e5f/666%20-%20autoplay_gif%20gif%20stone_co%20ld_steve_austin%20stunner%20the_rock.gif

[Lock Jaw]

www.TMZ.com featured a piece on UFC Hall of Famer and former WWF Intercontinental champion Ken Shamrock assaulting a woman at a California mall because he thought she was a male.

According to the story, Shamrock tried to defuse a physical incident between two women in a mall he was visiting when someone jumped on his back. Shamrock flipped the person off his back and nailed them, knocking them down. After the person was down, he learned it was another woman who was friends with someone involved in the initial incident.

A battery claim was filed against Shamrock but authorities told TMZ that Shamrock will not likely be charged as it was a self-defense situation and he couldn't tell who jumped on him.

The woman in question only cited an "abrasion" to her knee after the physicality.

If it does reach court, Shamrock is expected to use the "I WAS IN THE ZOOOOOONE" defense.

[James Steele]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17wh131a7w219gif/cmt-medium.gif

http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/2c7d0e00b02a3384a07fe79a37911e5f/666%20-%20autoplay_gif%20gif%20stone_co%20ld_steve_austin%20stunner%20the_rock.gif

Isn't it amazing how guys like Rock, HBK, HHH, Flair, etc. can oversell like fucking crazy and it doesn't take you out of the action?

[Tom Guycott]

Why is Eric Young fishing for sharks on Animal Planet? That was kinda random to see whilst flipping channels.

[Lock Jaw]

Shark Boy is coming back to TNA.

[Lock Jaw]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>SummerSlam Q&amp;A starts in 30 minutes. Until then, I will be secretly loading <a href="https://twitter.com/kaitlynwwe"><s>@</s><b>kaitlynwwe</b></a> 's fanny pack with small yet very heavy rocks.</p>&mdash; A.J. (@WWEAJLee) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEAJLee/status/236901447692849153" data-datetime="2012-08-18T19:04:41+00:00">August 18, 2012</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Why is my fanny pack getting progressively heavier??</p>&mdash; Celeste Bonin (@KaitlynWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/KaitlynWWE/status/236901970865160192" data-datetime="2012-08-18T19:06:45+00:00">August 18, 2012</a></blockquote>

[Keith]

Ms Celeste Bonin seems like the kind of girl that looks good just sitting there.

Once she opens up her mouth, it's like "Whooooa".

[Keith]

This is a simple pic, but there's just something epic about it.

http://i.imgur.com/CzMSj.jpg

[Tom Guycott]

This is a simple pic, but there's just something epic about it.

http://i.imgur.com/CzMSj.jpg

I feel like poster HBK should be holding a picture of The Rockers.

[Autobahn]

Can anyone recommend good sites to buy replica championship belts?

[Cool King]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/p8cY9y7v7tQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[The Jayman]

If it does reach court, Shamrock is expected to use the "I WAS IN THE ZOOOOOONE" defense.

Doesn't look good for "The World's Most Dangerous Man"

[GD]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17wh131a7w219gif/cmt-medium.gif

http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/2c7d0e00b02a3384a07fe79a37911e5f/666%20-%20autoplay_gif%20gif%20stone_co%20ld_steve_austin%20stunner%20the_rock.gif

Those were the days.

[Shadrick]

lol man Rock sells like a champ

[GD]

Watching Wrestlemania XIX on a double-sided DVD (DVD-18 ?). Hogan's theme was horribly edited in classic WWE fashion. Marked out for the Rock-Austin video package.

[GD]

So Kurt and Brock faced off twice prior to their main event championship match at Mania. In the first match, Brock won by DQ and in the second Kurt got the pinfall via roll up. The switch was pretty cool back then.

[CSL]

https://instagr.am/p/OtQjxFB497/media/?size=l

[GD]

Technically, Lesnar also defeated Kurt at No Way Out in a 2 on 3 handicap match when "the one who shall not be named" made Charlie Haas tap out.

[GD]

https://instagr.am/p/OtQjxFB497/media/?size=l

Nice.

[CSL]

Punk the filthy bastard using his dirty ass Summerslam gear again

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Who is the bearded Drew McIntyre he's kissing?

[CSL]

former internet darling turned WWE developmental guy Tyler Black/Seth Rollins

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oh, I've seen his name around here before. He has a "good look".

[GD]

He's the NXT Champion.

[CSL]

Oh, I've seen his name around here before. He has a "good look".

yeah, he'll do well

[Ermaximus]

Who is the bearded Drew McIntyre he's kissing?

He's Heath "The One Man Band" Slaters future tag team partner, Seth "The One Man Mosh Pit" Rollins.

[CSL]

THE ONE MAN BANDDDDDDDDDD BABAYYYYYYYYYYY

[CSL]

think I might just start posting that every time Heath Slater's name is mentioned on here

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Is that his actual gimmick? I'll probably hate him if it is.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Tyler Black, not CSL.

[Lock Jaw]

His gimmick is that he likes metal music and every time he makes his entrance he spazzes out at the top of the ramp and then in the ring.

[CSL]

nah, he just goes a bit mad during his entrance and some people have decided it's the 2nd coming of Hitler

[Skippord]

he may as well just extinguish some Jews on his way to the ring

[Pintint]

<A class="screen-name url" href="https://twitter.com/WWEAJLee" data-screen-name="WWEAJLee">https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2430906105/image_normal.jpg A.J.

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SummerSlam Q&A starts in 30 minutes. Until then, I will be secretly loading @KaitlynWWE (https://twitter.com/KaitlynWWE) 's fanny pack with small yet very heavy rocks.

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Why is my fanny pack getting progressively heavier??

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Kaitlyn's last name is Bonin? :rofl:

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[Lock Jaw]

I feel like someone points that out every time her real name is posted.

[Keith]

I feel like someone points that out every time her real name is posted.

Hahaha because you see, her last name is "Bonin" and a lot of guys would love to "bone her"! Hahaha!

It's funny so it's got to be pointed out everytime!

:shifty:

[CSL]

whenever I see Kaitlyn, I just think vulgar things about her thighs

[Keith]

To me she looks hotter in pictures than she does on tv, if that makes any sense.

[Rammsteinmad]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Bwg99ePE2C4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[GD]

Cena is a potty mouth.

[ooTin]

Cena was a fucking G back when he was a Wigger. Everything about him oozed awesome!

[Cool King]

think I might just start posting that every time Heath Slater's name is mentioned on here

Pfft, I already do a similar thing in the Raw and PPV threads, whenever he appears on television. :roll:

[CSL]

NOT ON MY WATCH

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/tuQlF.gif

[Lock Jaw]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpwazlRrx1qjkec8o1_400.jpg

Feel like this would be a "cool" T-shirt.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Pfft I was having Hulk showdowns way back in 2007

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/373_33474198362_7382_n.jpg

[#1-norm-fan]

Random thought. I wanna see Jack Swagger turn face and feud with Antonio Cesaro for the US Title.

[Lock Jaw]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m96qzxdzqb1rqoq0po1_r1_400.jpg

[#1-norm-fan]

... and I want him to dress like that all the time.

[CSL]

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[CSL]

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[Ultra Mantis]

Hot Bateman vs Swagger feud in the making on this page.

[Cool King]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/z1RXeHvZbHk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

As soon as I saw the bum bag*, I knew it was Derrick Bateman.

http://p.twimg.com/Aw6YzD5CAAEqfXC.jpg:large

[Cool King]

*Fanny pack, for all you Yanks. http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon12.gif

[#1-norm-fan]

lol "Only one star can represent fifty." Genius.

[Emperor Smeat]

Too bad Chavo is in TNA now or else he could join as the USA Guy Eagle.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/056/189/untitled_crop_340x234.jpg?1287878124

[Razzamajazz]

remember this gem?

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4_gEXZ4_nr8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[GD]

I want to make sweet love to Kaitlyn.

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_full/public/ep/image/2012/08/04_Magazine_homepageEP_football_textleft.jpg

Looks like some sort of crazed beaver.

[Emperor Smeat]

The trophy should have been a set of grapefruits if its the Vince McMahon trophy.

[Lock Jaw]

XFL Ball

[Emperor Smeat]

Used Google to remember what the XFL trophy actually looked like and never realized how similar the thing looks to the giant "X" TNA uses for certain X-Division matches.

http://www.davesfootballblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/maddox-xfl.jpg

[Fignuts]

Ryback's head looks stupid.

[Autobahn]

KURRRRRRRRRRGAN PIC OF THE DAY

http://cdn.chud.com/0/0e/233x350px-LL-0e7a26fa_350x350px-LL-c174c4af_600full-robert-maillet.jpeg

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.abload.de/img/colemiilionsbnipv.gif

[Lock Jaw]

http://distilleryimage5.s3.amazonaws.com/e053fb5ceda211e1958512313d149824_7.jpg

ZIGGLER'S CASHED IN!!! ZIGGLER HAS CASHED IN MONEY IN THE BANK!!

[Volare]

And still has Kaitlyn's sunglasses.

[Razzamajazz]

that kurrgan pic looks like michael phelps in 20 years

[KaosDarksol]

*Fanny pack, for all you Yanks. http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon12.gif

wait what fanny pack? there's a fanny pack in that picture?

[#1-norm-fan]

With the debut of Saturday Morning Slam, the NBC Special tonight. Raw at 3 hours now plus having a longer overrun than usual and a PPV having happened this week in addition to a pre-show, this week may be the most wrestling programming WWE has ever produced in a single week.

12 hours by my count.

[VSG]

What NBC special?

[#1-norm-fan]

Rock-Cena. It's that yearly NBC WrestleMania special they've done the past few years.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/l4saW.gif

http://i.imgur.com/HkMEP.gif

[Emperor Smeat]

Didn't take long but Rey's out again although this time its not due to the knee.

Rey Mysterio out of action for several weeks

Rey Mysterio was diagnosed with a pretty severe concussion on Monday. Rey was scheduled for a follow-up exam on Friday but likely won’t be cleared to wrestle for at least a few weeks.

[Savio]

he was just floating around anyway

[#1-norm-fan]

90% of the roster is just floating around anyway.

[#1-norm-fan]

"The Hurricane" Gregory Helms vs "The Ripper" Paul Burchill and "Beautiful Nightmare" Katie Lea Burchill gets my vote for the most underrated feud in WWE history.

[Ultra Mantis]

I think your rating of the feud might have taken it out of the running for most underrated feud.

[#1-norm-fan]

So must we never consider anything underrated because one guy's rating officially pushes it's rating up to a point too high to be underrated?

So nothing can ever be called underrated because at the point it is no longer underrated. Mindblowing.

[Cool King]

Amy Schumer, Comedian, On Breakup With WWE's Dolph Ziggler: 'The Sex Was Too Athletic'

Amy Schumer is certainly no wallflower when it comes to sex. So when she went on the "Howard Stern Show," she was more than happy to open up about sex with her WWE star ex, Dolph Ziggler.

On his Wednesday show, Stern asked Schumer about her split from fellow comedian and Roseanne Barr roaster Anthony Jeselnik. ("He was not attentive enough," she said.)

Schumer told Stern that Jeselnik had to win her back. “I was [already] dating somebody else. I had a boyfriend. A wrestler," she said. Schumer then revealed her heavyweight lover was Ziggler, and a discussion about sex soon followed.

“The sex was too athletic. Always. [But] the first time, I was like, ‘Oh, this is cool. Nobody’s ever ragdolled me.’ He was spinning me like a Globetrotter," Schumer said about Ziggler.

Although his physique awed her, Schumer had to break it off because the sex was just too much. She dumped him via text, which is when she found out the muscle man had a very tender heart. Either way, though, Schumer was done.

Schumer was on Stern's show to promote her first stand-up comedy special "Mostly Sex Stuff," which premiered Saturday on Comedy Central.

She first appeared on "Last Comic Standing" a few years ago but considers Comedy Central her big break.

"'Last Comic' gave me a lot of exposure but I was like 23 or 24 when I was on there so I was really young with who I was as a comedian back then," she told OC Weekly. "I was dark then but now I am a 31-year-old woman who's been having sex for like 20 years and dating so it's more adult because I'm more of an adult."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/23/amy-schumer-wwe-dolph-ziggler-sex-too-athletic_n_1825039.html

[#1-norm-fan]

Holy shit! Had no idea Dolph Ziggler was dating Amy Schumer.

[Poit]

Damn. Broken up via text.

[Lock Jaw]

So, Ziggler oversold the sex. Was taking bumps all over the place.

I wonder if he screamed "HOW DAMN GOOD AM I" whilst getting Ziggy.

[KaosDarksol]

So, Ziggler oversold the sex. Was taking bumps all over the place.

I wonder if he screamed "HOW DAMN GOOD AM I" whilst getting Ziggy.

He treated that sex like it was a match against the undertaker at mania

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/zJPA0.gif

[Supreme Olajuwon]

She's like a 6.5 tops. Major butterface. Dolph can do better.

[#1-norm-fan]

She's like a 6.5 tops. Major butterface. Dolph can do better.

Being a female comedian who's actually funny raises any woman at least 2 points.

See: Tina Fey

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Ok she's a 4.5 with a 2 point bump. 6.5 tops.

[Skippord]

WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO FUCKING FAT CHICKS MR I'M TOO GOOD FOR EVERYONE

[CSL]

https://p.twimg.com/A1M4tJ7CYAI0wCQ.jpg

[Ultra Mantis]

So must we never consider anything underrated because one guy's rating officially pushes it's rating up to a point too high to be underrated?

So nothing can ever be called underrated because at the point it is no longer underrated. Mindblowing.

The term "most underrated" is a paradox, once you apply the term to something then it becomes higher rated than anything else underrated, then
it opens it up to accusations of being overrated and it just completely disturbs the balance of time, space and ratings.

[CSL]

the words "most underrated" were responsible for assuming the controls and sending Hulk-Ho-gan's ship into a nose dive

[GD]

Amy Schumer isn't much of a looker but she has balls made of steel.

[Schlomey]

Crazy talk. She is funny and sexy.

[Shadrick]

WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO FUCKING FAT CHICKS MR I'M TOO GOOD FOR EVERYONE

who says he ever stopped? :naughty:

[#1-norm-fan]

the words "most underrated" were responsible for assuming the controls and sending Hulk-Ho-gan's ship into a nose dive

*Hoak Ho-gan

[Razzamajazz]

i dunno, during the roseanne roast amy shumer sent tingles to my balls

[Savio]

hmmm......

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Amy+Schumer+2010+Summer+TCA+Tour+Day+11+zECtk3TwKydx.jpg

[CSL]

def butters

[Razzamajazz]

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[Cool King]

http://i.imgur.com/lqYOJ.jpg

[Cool King]

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Listening to that, she just comes across as a bit of a whore to me.

[Razzamajazz]

even better

[#1-norm-fan]

Yeah, not seeing the problem there.

[Cool King]

I guess I'm in that small minority of guys who don't like whores. :-\

[Cool King]

http://i.imgur.com/wteoN.gif

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/WyCrq.gif

Has Sheamus always been this bad at selling or just when he started to become a SuperCena-like face?

Seems like for weeks he keeps forgetting about his arm being "injured."

[CSL]

I guess I'm in that small minority of guys who don't like whores. :-\

nobody is talking about marriage here

[Cool King]

I know.

I just don't like whores.

[Lock Jaw]

Well, I think we can close the case on every unsolved murder of whores in the are where Cool King lives!

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/j7UtK.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/vol-110-wwe-smackdown-2012-8-24)

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/9iACq.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/vol-110-wwe-smackdown-2012-8-24)

[Shadrick]

I guess I'm in that small minority of guys who don't like whores. :-\

Nah. I don't like them either. I wouldn't stick my dick in a whore and I wouldn't marry one either. But hey, everyone has different standards.

[WrasslorMonkey]

http://i.imgur.com/WyCrq.gif

Has Sheamus always been this bad at selling or just when he started to become a SuperCena-like face?

Seems like for weeks he keeps forgetting about his arm being "injured."

http://i.imgur.com/Fcldb.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/vol-106-wwe-smackdown-2012-8-17)

http://i.imgur.com/LfWCT.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/vol-106-wwe-smackdown-2012-8-17)

http://i.imgur.com/uMLWj.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/vol-106-wwe-smackdown-2012-8-17)

Long story short, Sheamus bad.

[CSL]

Nah. I don't like them either. I wouldn't stick my dick in a whore and I wouldn't marry one either. But hey, everyone has different standards.

yah, most whores tend to walk around with big whore signs on themselves to let you know beforehand

[Supreme Olajuwon]

got the bracket set for Round 2 of Best Wrestler

oh joy. oh rapture.

[Destor]

some hot match ups

[Destor]

I think tpww might implode

[Razzamajazz]

tonights smackdown house show may possibly have been the best wwe event i've ben to. they actually had a ministage and screens to show 'tron videos and backstage promos.

[Razzamajazz]

daniel bryan also said since he beat kane at summerslam with a small package, he's known in aberdeen washington as "mr. small package" :lol:

[James Steele]

The Rock said he tore his hamstring at WrestleMania when Cena did the diving leg drop onto the back of his neck. Either The Rock has been going to Kevin Nash's doctor for his scripts or The Rock doesn't how where his hamstring is.

I'm trying to think if he was in a weird angle where he could have gotten his thighs in a fucked up position, but who knows.

[Tom Guycott]

So, Ziggler oversold the sex. Was taking bumps all over the place.

I wonder if he screamed "HOW DAMN GOOD AM I" whilst getting Ziggy.

Should have made a sextape. Title? "Here To Show The World!"

And, as a bonus, could shop it to Brazzers (from that random backstage phone conversation with some presumed nondescript agent "... tell Brazzers I don't get into bed for anything less than 10 million!").

[Tom Guycott]

The Rock said he tore his hamstring at WrestleMania when Cena did the diving leg drop onto the back of his neck. Either The Rock has been going to Kevin Nash's doctor for his scripts or The Rock doesn't how where his hamstring is.

I'm trying to think if he was in a weird angle where he could have gotten his thighs in a fucked up position, but who knows.

Another possibility is it was one of those freak things of positioning. Not so much a direct result of Cena's elbow landing on X area causing Y injury, but the position of the rest of Rock's body at the time of the collision and/or the sell by Rock.

[#1-norm-fan]

The Rock said he tore his hamstring at WrestleMania when Cena did the diving leg drop onto the back of his neck. Either The Rock has been going to Kevin Nash's doctor for his scripts or The Rock doesn't how where his hamstring is.

I'm trying to think if he was in a weird angle where he could have gotten his thighs in a fucked up position, but who knows.

If his upper body was being pulled to the ground while his legs were not bending to prepare for it, he could have pulled his hamstring from it.

[Wishbone]

Well it might explain why it seemed like he was REALLY selling Cena's offense in the match. I mean there were moments where I swear it looked like he literally had tears in his eyes during the match.

[Emperor Smeat]

If his upper body was being pulled to the ground while his legs were not bending to prepare for it, he could have pulled his hamstring from it.

Apparently Cena's leg drop was too short in terms of where it hit the Rock since it nails him right on the neck and then carries through to the Rock's foot/hamstring with how the Rock sells the move.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zRzxjUkiN5g" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Happens at the 3 minute mark.

[James Steele]

Fuck, that is a bit nasty looking.

[Joesgonnakillyou]

Why do tribute/highlight videos for wrestling always have such fucking shite music? Do wrestling fans have that bad a taste in music?

[Wehttam]

Being a female comedian who's actually funny raises any woman at least 2 points.

See: Tina Fey

i really don't see her as 'funny'. kinda see her in somewhat of a sarah silverman light. just trying too much to be 'dirty' and such. i'd put it on the same level as dick/poop jokes.

EDITZ: not talking about tina fey, obviously

[DaveBrawl]

Tina Fey is considered funny?

[Blitz]

Indy company I work for did our sort of first show over the weekend. Raging success. Here's a bit of a highlight package.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/s_h9U01lfUE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Wehttam]

congrats. seemed like it was actually decent. though, parts of the video are just funny. the first match with the SLOW MOTION CORNER LEAP-FROG. that made me chuckle. the 2nd match seems to be fast-paced and fun. the many shots of the semi-interested crowd were also funny. though, the place looked decently packed.

not mocking you for it, not by any means, just found parts of the video funny. actually, i'd say i am SLIGHTLY IMPRESSED.

[Blitz]

Yeah I'm not a fan of the slow motion bits/random crowd shots. It was edited together by someone outside the company. Me or someone else will eventually put a different one together.

[James Steele]

Yeah I'm not a fan of the slow motion bits/random crowd shots. It was edited together by someone outside the company. Me or someone else will eventually put a different one together.

Quit sucking up to the promoter. :p

[Gerard]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/U45-EPuVraw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

:lol:

[Juan]

Why do tribute/highlight videos for wrestling always have such fucking shite music? Do wrestling fans have that bad a taste in music?

Yes.

[Seth82]

http://jocomosheriff.org/roster_view.php?booking_num=2012-1773-12

- 1980's WWE and NWA star Butch Reed is currently in jail in Johnson County, Missouri after being arrested last month following a probation violation. Reed was advertised to wrestle this weekend in Arkansas for Traditional Championship Wrestling, but is still incarcerated.

wouldn't have known that was him at all...

http://jocomosheriff.org/templates/jocomosheriff.org/images/inmates/1428607.JPG

[#1-norm-fan]

Why do tribute/highlight videos for wrestling always have such fucking shite music? Do wrestling fans have that bad a taste in music?

I know nothing of your personal taste in music. I don't know what other direction they could go though keeping in mind that it needs to fit in with a professional wrestling video package.

[CSL]

MARYYYYYYSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE pic of the day

https://p.twimg.com/A1UeTdZCAAAmaPC.jpg:large

[Supreme Olajuwon]

goo

[#1-norm-fan]

Tina Fey is considered funny?

Yes... She is widely considered funny...

[CSL]

yeah, Tina Fey's alright

[Destor]

The Rock said he tore his hamstring at WrestleMania when Cena did the diving leg drop onto the back of his neck. Either The Rock has been going to Kevin Nash's doctor for his scripts or The Rock doesn't how where his hamstring is.

I'm trying to think if he was in a weird angle where he could have gotten his thighs in a fucked up position, but who knows.

when you bend over your hamstrings are stretched to their maximum. dropped...oh lets say 250lbs on your neck could easily push you past your natural stopping point and pull a hammy. easily.

[GD]

Love Tina Fey. I wish I had someone like her in my real life (in any role). I would have turned out right.

[CSL]

AND THIS NEXT PART
SOUNDS LIKE NONSENSE
BUT I SWEAR TO GOD TINA FEY GAVE ME CONFIDENCE
TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING THAT'S GOOD COMES FROM HONESTY
EVERYBODY'S GOT A VOICE
YOU JUST GOTTA FOLLOW IT
SHE ON A ROLE MODEL SHIT

[CSL]

I'd like to think that "A Role Model Shit" is some kind of vehicle

[CSL]

Kevin Nash just turned heel on me by posting a Breaking Bad spoiler on Twitter. Feel like Marty Jannetty covered in glass

[GD]

AND THIS NEXT PART
SOUNDS LIKE NONSENSE
BUT I SWEAR TO GOD TINA FEY GAVE ME CONFIDENCE
TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING THAT'S GOOD COMES FROM HONESTY
EVERYBODY'S GOT A VOICE
YOU JUST GOTTA FOLLOW IT
SHE ON A ROLE MODEL SHIT

THE FUCK BRO?

[CSL]

I'm a rapper

[CSL]

I also look a lot like Troy from Community

[Xero]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/221842_348732361880151_1723734911_n.jpg

[GD]

<iframe width="640" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KWJdir6t8mA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[DaveBrawl]

Yes... She is widely considered funny...
I don't see it, but to each their own I guess.

[Fignuts]

yah, most whores tend to walk around with big whore signs on themselves to let you know beforehand

They actually kinda do, most of the time. At least here in the states.

[Nicky Fives]

<iframe width="640" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KWJdir6t8mA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

JBL: "You buy the beers because you don't drink anymore" :rofl:

[Triple Naitch]

Really hate posting this, but I have to.


Backstage Update: The ‘Kings Of Wrestling’ In WWE?

By Ryan Clark (http://www.tpww.net/author/ryan-clark/) on Monday, August 27th, 2012 at 2:24 PM EST
Source: The Wrestling Observer
For those who have asked, there are currently no plans to reunite the former tag-team “Kings of Wrestling” in WWE. For those unaware, Antonio “Claudio Castagnoli” Cesaro and Kassius “Steve Corino” Ohno worked as the “Kings of Wrestling” on the indy scene and in ROH. The duo teamed together at last Thursday night’s WWE NXT taping, facing the team of CM Punk and Seth “Tyler Black” Rollins. The match was simply done as a special one-time only “treat” for the live fans in attendance.
Several WWE officials are high on Cesaro and feel he has the potential to become a break-out star within the company. This is part of the reason why they put the United States title on him at the WWE SummerSlam pay-per-view. It’s possible that we’ll see some sort of acknowledgement of Cesaro and Ohno’s past once Ohno is called up to the main roster but that remains to be seen. As noted, there are no plans to have the two form a tag-team in WWE.

[Juan]

Tina Fey is considered funny?

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Yo7CiuFAz0M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Cool King]

I've just found out that Roddy Piper was pretty much in my street yesterday and I missed him.

I won't lie, I feel absolutely gutted. :'(

[GD]

I drove by WWE headquarters yesterday. Felt good.

[KyleEmmott]

What to do when this thread hits 100,001 replies?!

[SammyG]

Yeah, this means you are headlining Wrestlemania next year

[GD]

And by headlining he means that you will open the show and win in 18 seconds or less.

[#1-norm-fan]

What to do when this thread hits 100,001 replies?!

Go for 1,000,001?

[GD]

I just watched Bret Hart defeat Mr. Perfect for the Intercontinental title (SummerSlam 1991). It was absolutely amazing.

P. S. I have had a crush on Diana.

[DaveBrawl]

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Maybe I've just heard jokes similar to that too many times, but it didn't really strike me as funny. I haven't really cared for her on the few 30 Rock episodes I've seen and I didn't really think she was funny on SNL either.

[Cool King]

I don't know who found this out and what they were originally trying to achieve, but go to WWE.com and in the search bar at the top of the page, search "sex offender".

[Lock Jaw]

AHAHAHAHA. So, I open up WWE.com with the intention to search for "sex offender", and the first thing I see is a giant grainy picture of Jerry Lawler.

[Lock Jaw]

Now after actually completing the search, it makes me laugh more.

[Savio]

That is funny, you should cap it and put it on twitter or something

[Emperor Smeat]

Works for a bunch of random words as well like "pancakes" gets Percy Watson.

[Cool King]

Works for a bunch of random words as well like "pancakes" gets Percy Watson.

lol, this is going to have me slightly amused until Raw starts.

[Cool King]

"Monkey" gets you Justin Roberts.

[#1-norm-fan]

Maybe I've just heard jokes similar to that too many times, but it didn't really strike me as funny. I haven't really cared for her on the few 30 Rock episodes I've seen and I didn't really think she was funny on SNL either.

You mean like her characters? Like her acting and such?

She's an amazing comedy writer.

[Cool King]

"Drugs" gets you Shelton Benjamin.

[Cool King]

"Crack" gets you Scott Stanford.

[Cool King]

"God" gets you Vince McMahon.

But that's most likely because he faced "God" at Backlash.

[DaveBrawl]

You mean like her characters? Like her acting and such?

She's an amazing comedy writer.

I don't know what it is, I don't have anything against her, but I typically don't find anything she does funny. Now maybe she's a great writer, I'm not sure what all she writes for, but I know SNL (a couple of seasons ago when I last watched it) and 30 Rock don't do it for me.

The last episode I saw of 30 Rock was more annoying than anything because of her. She couldn't say she loved her boyfriend and when she tried she started doing this baby talk shtick. I just turned the channel like halfway through.

[DaveBrawl]

"God" gets you Vince McMahon.

But that's most likely because he faced "God" at Backlash.

Depression brings up Gorgeous George.

[DaveBrawl]

"Sell Out" is John Cone whoever that is.

[Emperor Smeat]

"Ice Cream" surprisingly doesn't get Punk but instead Ryder.

[#1-norm-fan]

"Man Boobs"

[#1-norm-fan]

I'll let you find it yourself.

[#1-norm-fan]

"Nut sack" = Jake "The Snake" Roberts

[#1-norm-fan]

"Benoit" = Jack Doan

[#1-norm-fan]

"Black" = Papa Shango

"White"... Maryse.

[#1-norm-fan]

"Dirty Sanchez" = Brooklyn Brawler

[#1-norm-fan]

"Clean Sanchez" = Gorgeous George

[#1-norm-fan]

"Chokes on dick" = Zeus

[#1-norm-fan]

"Worst wrestler ever" = Joey Mercury

[#1-norm-fan]

"Best wrestler ever" = Ricky Steamboat

[#1-norm-fan]

"Sexiest man alive" = The Million Dollar Man

[#1-norm-fan]

"Huge penis" = Wendi Richter

[#1-norm-fan]

"Ridiculously deep hole" = Jim Ross

[Lock Jaw]

"Superman" = Brock Lesnar
"Batman" = Stacey Kiebler
"Wonder Woman" = Maxine
"Green Lantern" = Percy Watson
"The Flash" = Connor O'Brian

"Iron Man" = The Iron Shiek
"Bruce Banner" = Mark Henry
"Captain America" = Captain Lou Albano

[#1-norm-fan]

"Lock Jaw" = Skinner

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL. Not even gonna spoil this one...

Search "Oral sex"