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Mankind vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley
lol @ a fan yelling "get her outta here!" when the ref makes Chyna leave ringside
Damn, pretty sick Pedigree through the table.
Fast forwarding through about half of Rock vs. Shamrock
Love that float over DDT Rock does
It's actually really impressive how well Ken Shamrock transitioned into WWF wrestling.
Taker/Mankind HIAC now. I don't think I've seen this match in full since 1998
lol @ Terry Funk and his Funk-U t-shirt tucked into his sweat pants
Chokeslammed out of his shoes
Undertaker vs. The Rock. Totally forgot about this match for some reason
Taker blatantly no-selling a low blow
Razzamajazz
12-16-2012, 11:13 AM
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Razzamajazz
12-16-2012, 11:15 AM
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James Steele
12-16-2012, 11:38 AM
Undertaker vs. The Rock. Totally forgot about this match for some reason
"Michael, what happens when you rip the balls off a bull?!?!?!"
Emperor Smeat
12-16-2012, 01:51 PM
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Dark One
12-16-2012, 04:50 PM
Serious question:
Where the fuck is Fandango?
owenbrown
12-16-2012, 05:18 PM
Serious answer:
Who the fuck cares?
KyleEmmott
12-16-2012, 05:22 PM
Serious question:
Where the fuck is Fandango?
KyleEmmott
12-16-2012, 05:23 PM
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Savio
12-16-2012, 05:34 PM
Serious question:
Where the fuck is Fandango?
Think he was canned, they made fun of him on AYS last week.
Schlomey
12-16-2012, 06:07 PM
Serious question:
Gertner talks about vanilla midgets but my favorite flavor is vanilla....I'm worried I may also like midgets. What should I do?
Try eating a midget to find out for sure?
SlickyTrickyDamon
12-16-2012, 06:53 PM
CM Punk once again named Wrestler of the Year by PWI obviously.
Wishbone
12-16-2012, 07:18 PM
Serious question:
Gertner talks about vanilla midgets but my favorite flavor is vanilla....I'm worried I may also like midgets. What should I do?
Go buy a tub of vanilla icecream and hire a midget hooker and have a good evening :y: :shifty:
Wishbone
12-16-2012, 07:21 PM
CM Punk once again named Wrestler of the Year by PWI obviously.
Eh, not surprising the guy is the best thing going in wrestling today. And before I get flamed, NO I'm not saying "ermahgerd Punk iz da greetest!!1!!" I'm just saying that more people who actually watch right now care about him and Ryback then any other guy on the roster (Cena excluded as the kids will always love him).
Lock Jaw
12-16-2012, 10:58 PM
Think he was canned, they made fun of him on AYS last week.
That's bushwa :foc:
Wishbone
12-16-2012, 11:54 PM
I hope Fandango wasn't scrapped. I was kinda looking forward to it :(
Lock Jaw
12-17-2012, 12:05 AM
www.hasfandangodebutedyet.com
Not up just yet. :shifty:
Also, I bet even though he is being built up with some lame dancing gimmick in his vignettes, they will bring him in with a MONSTER HEEL gimmick. Totally subvert our expectations.
Tom Guycott
12-17-2012, 12:32 AM
Love that float over DDT Rock does
Wasn't that his finisher for a hot minute? And wasn't it named "Layin' the Smack Down"?
www.hasfandangodebutedyet.com
Not up just yet. :shifty:
Also, I bet even though he is being built up with some lame dancing gimmick in his vignettes, they will bring him in with a MONSTER HEEL gimmick. Totally subvert our expectations.
As in, the opposite of Brodus Clay?
SlickyTrickyDamon
12-17-2012, 12:35 AM
Wasn't that his finisher for a hot minute? And wasn't it named "Layin' the Smack Down"?
The video games called it that. Guess that makes it official.
Mr. Nerfect
12-17-2012, 01:30 AM
I was wondering what happened with Fandango, but then I saw "Best Dancer of the Year" as a Slammy Award category. "Do you mind if I cut in?"
Tom Guycott
12-17-2012, 01:42 AM
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"100,001"... 12-17-2012 12:37 AM Lock Jaw You can tell you were trained by the world's greatest detective
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The video games called it that. Guess that makes it official.
I was under the impression that he also used it a couple of times on TV as his finish when he first joined The Nation, then transitoned to just using it as a signature move and started doing the Rock Bottom, then dropping it altogether.
Supreme Olajuwon
12-17-2012, 02:02 AM
Eh, not surprising the guy is the best thing going in wrestling today. And before I get flamed, NO I'm not saying "ermahgerd Punk iz da greetest!!1!!" I'm just saying that more people who actually watch right now care about him and Ryback then any other guy on the roster (Cena excluded as the kids will always love him).
Are you really worried about being flamed for complimenting CM Punk?
Tazz Dan
12-17-2012, 02:27 AM
Complimenting CM Punk is the new Hating in Cena around here* Supreme. Keep up.
Tazz Dan
12-17-2012, 02:27 AM
*statement may be 100% incorrect
Tazz Dan
12-17-2012, 02:28 AM
I think I ruined the gag by puting in the disclaimer. Just ignore it ok guys.
owenbrown
12-17-2012, 02:33 AM
nah
Tazz Dan
12-17-2012, 02:52 AM
Shut up owen
owenbrown
12-17-2012, 06:46 AM
make me :roll:
owenbrown
12-17-2012, 06:46 AM
I await the mod abuse :shifty:
Cool King
12-17-2012, 09:25 AM
http://tinyurl.com/d6hssof
Cool King
12-17-2012, 09:26 AM
Actually, I'm adding that to my signature.
Cool King
12-17-2012, 09:27 AM
Done.
#BROKEN Hasney
12-17-2012, 11:56 AM
Watching 2004 Smackdown. Miz and Ryback debuting on $1mil Tough Enough. Ryback just seems so dim-witted it's hilarious. Amazing it took him so many years to get called up though.
Cool King
12-17-2012, 12:05 PM
Watching 2004 Smackdown. Miz and Ryback debuting on $1mil Tough Enough. Ryback just seems so dim-witted it's hilarious. Amazing it took him so many years to get called up though.
Al Snow's impersonation of him makes him out to be dim-witted too.
It's also quite an entertaining impersonation.
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Droford
12-17-2012, 02:05 PM
Ryback needs Vince out there
"He's gonnnna eat! He's gonnnna eat!"
Lock Jaw
12-17-2012, 02:11 PM
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Ultra Mantis
12-17-2012, 02:17 PM
Perfectly executed Invisible DDT.
Emperor Smeat
12-17-2012, 02:42 PM
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Emperor Smeat
12-17-2012, 03:25 PM
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http://i.minus.com/is16DcAeNUeDY.gif
Lock Jaw
12-17-2012, 03:27 PM
Perfectly executed Invisible DDT.
Stevie's Still Got It! *Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap*
Big Vic
12-17-2012, 04:23 PM
Does Punk have the longest Heel Reign for the WWE Championship?
Lock Jaw
12-17-2012, 04:26 PM
Probably not, since he was a face for a portion of his current run.
I won't go looking for evidence to back this up, though.
drave
12-17-2012, 04:29 PM
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Ouch kibibble to the back o the head.
lol hard @ self-inflicted nut shot. Should be on Tosh.0 when it comes back on.
Emperor Smeat
12-17-2012, 04:33 PM
Does Punk have the longest Heel Reign for the WWE Championship?
Might be Macho Man who owns that record although no clue if he was a heel during the entire time of his long reign.
Graveler
12-17-2012, 04:37 PM
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#BROKEN Hasney
12-17-2012, 04:43 PM
Still in 2004 and after enduring the debuts of Snitsky and Heidenreich, so happy to see Carlito waltz out on Smackdown.
Yessssssssssssss. Now Simon Dean has debuted and the Hassan promos have started airing.
Pintint
12-17-2012, 04:46 PM
Yessssssssssssss. Now Simon Dean has debuted and the Hassan promos have started airing.
"enduring" ? Snitsky and Heidenreich were awesome characters. Face Heidenreich sucked though.
Pintint
12-17-2012, 04:48 PM
Gold,
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Droford
12-17-2012, 05:24 PM
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Beautiful Bryan and k(...) Kane...the yes/no express
Can't think of a k word to describe kane
James Steele
12-17-2012, 05:25 PM
kunt-ravaging?
Droford
12-17-2012, 05:30 PM
Kandy Kane if Kane decides he wants to be a gay male stripper
James Steele
12-17-2012, 05:41 PM
That'd be a hell of a gimmick, actually.
Pintint
12-17-2012, 05:42 PM
Kandy Kane if Kane decides he wants to be a gay male stripper
Do not want.
Reminds me of a pic of an anthro fox with his you know what wrapped like a candy cane :naughty:
James Steele
12-17-2012, 06:19 PM
Shut the fuck up, you fucking freak.
How the Storytelling Medium of Professional Wrestling Broke Down (http://www.wired.com/underwire/2012/12/wwe-storytelling-john-cena/)
At its best, professional wrestling is a storytelling medium — albeit one that’s mostly built on guys in tiny pants beating each other into submission two or three times a week — but over the past year, World Wrestling Entertainment’s mechanism of good guys, bad guys, plot twists and the strange logic that leads every single conflict to be settled in the ring has become increasingly broken. There’s a disconnect between what they’re telling us and what’s actually happening in their stories, and there’s no character that embodies that problem more than John Cena.
Even if you don’t watch pro wrestling, you’ve probably seen John Cena at least a few times. He’s the big square guy in jorts, dog tags and a crew cut who’s responsible for selling an entire rainbow of t-shirts advising young wrestling fans to live by the nebulous tenets of “Hustle, Loyalty and Respect.” As a character, he’s spent the last ten years evolving from a wannabe gangsta to the top good guy in wrestling, a stand-up hero who fights for what’s right no matter what it might cost him.
The thing is, he’s not. He’s more like the snobs who tried to get Delta House guys in Animal House kicked out of college.
For better or worse, Cena’s the face of World Wrestling Entertainment. He’s the one on the programs and the collector cups, he’s at the top of the card in every event that he’s at, he’s even the one playing the role of conductor in that new video where the roster sings Jingle Bells. The trick is that at this point, his character almost has to work in a very specific way. He’s the king, and because of that, he really only works as a hero when he’s fighting against something from outside his kingdom.
That’s what his feuds through 2011 were all about: using his status as the top dog to build conflicts that had actual weight, rather than just having him win because he wins. Admittedly, there was also this weird month-long diversion that was structured like a horror movie about Kane throwing Cena’s inept-but-likable pal off a loading dock, and that ended with the kind of slut-shaming and misogyny that even pro wrestling should’ve moved past by now, but overall, he came out of it okay. He had defeats and triumphs, and more importantly, he had motivation that was both clear and heroic.
Unfortunately, 2012 rolled around and the storytelling mechanism of the WWE promptly shot itself in the foot at every single opportunity.
Part of the problem was that over the course of that big year-long epic, they’d pretty much exhausted their supply of outsiders for Cena to fight. His brutal victory against Brock Lesnar was a symbolic defense the entire concept of pro wrestling against encroachment from MMA and an incredible triumph for his character, but it also put him pretty unambiguously back at the top of his field. Like Alexander, he had no more worlds to conquer. But unlike Alexander, he still had to show up and fight somebody on the next Monday Night Raw.
As the WWE’s favorite son, Cena doesn’t really need the championship belt. He’s a ten-time champion already, so it’s not like he’s looking for that one last shot at immortality. He’s the star of the show whether he has the belt or not, unlike CM Punk, who clings to it as a symbol of the respect he hasn’t been able get in any other way. Cena’s desire for the championship seems to come from a sense of entitlement. At worst, he just doesn’t want CM Punk to have it, and at best, he just feels like it ought to be his — a sense of entitlement that seems more in like with joining Neidermeyer and the rest of the Omegas in plotting against those misfits in Delta House.
He’s also aligned himself with authority figures, which might be an even biggest sin, as fans tend to rally behind hell-raisers who buck authority. Perhaps the most consistent power fantasy of wrestling is the common man battling against the rich guys and the corporate big shots, a story that gives fans a chance to vicariously vent their frustrations at their boss/principal/mom/teacher.
It’s a formula that almost always works. But despite ostensibly being the good guy, Cena’s role as the biggest and most marketable superstar has lead him to buddy up with the same evil fatcats that we loved seeing “Stone Cold” Steve Austin drag through an arena at gunpoint back in the ’90s.
The worst of it came recently, when Cena allied himself with WWE chairman Vince McMahon. It’s worth noting that in the ever-changing continuity of WWE, Vince had previously been ousted as CEO back at the start of this whole mess, only to swagger back onscreen with no explanation whatsoever. Equally inexplicable was the fact that he was met with cheers from the crowd, even though his return involved humiliating his subordinates and forcing them to call him “sir.”
But the nostalgia of a wrestling fan is a tricky thing. Much like the world of superhero comics, any reminder of that stuff you liked ten years ago — in McMahon’s case, his genuinely amazing tenure as the villain to Steve Austin’s anti-hero — is typically met with nostalgic approval.
The latest development in Cena’s descent into Snobhood? McMahon announced that he’ll be forcing this year’s winner of the Money in the Bank ladder match, Dolph Ziggler, to put his shot at the championship on the line against Cena at the next big event, giving Cena a convenient way to get back to the main event.
It’s the most blatant example of pulling strings to give him an endless amount of chances, and to make matters worse, it’s a pointless storytelling move. It doesn’t matter what the outcome is; if he loses, it doesn’t mean anything because it’s become evident that he’ll just be given another chance. If he wins, he doesn’t really gain anything because he’s in the exact same spot that he always is, and Ziggler loses some of his legitimacy to fix something that ain’t broken.
And all the while, Cena’s been playing up to his role as pro wrestling’s Greg Marmalard. His promos are built around insulting any funny-looking members of his competition even when he’s not even remotely involved in their storylines. Recent video packages have had their colors desaturated to turn the pink baseball cap he wore for breast cancer awareness month into a muted gray now that October’s over. His current storyline involves a nebulous grasp of blackmail where the major hardship is that he’s given the petite and adorable AJ Lee the worst kisses ever broadcast on national television. He might as well just challenge Rodney Dangerfield to a game of golf and get it over with. And yet, he keeps getting cheered, because WWE presents all of this stuff as positive and heroic.
I’m not saying Cena has to come out, rescue a kitten from a tree, buy everyone in the crowd an ice cream cone and shake hands with his opponent before every match, but to be honest, that’d be better than what we have right now. Right now, we have a guy who looks like he’s trying to shut down the rec center unless a gang of scrappy kids can raise enough money by breakdancing to stop him, and that means something’s broken.
Shisen Kopf
12-17-2012, 06:49 PM
tl;dr
Cool King
12-17-2012, 07:08 PM
tl;dr
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Savio
12-17-2012, 07:14 PM
Probably not, since he was a face for a portion of his current run.
I won't go looking for evidence to back this up, though.
JBL Had quite a long run as Heel, kinda forgot Punk was face for most of his reign.
Lock Jaw
12-17-2012, 07:15 PM
Basically Cena is a bully and a snob.
Lock Jaw
12-17-2012, 07:18 PM
But the same can be said about most of WWE's faces right now. They are supposedly good guys, but often times are just as big bullies as the bad guys.
Lock Jaw
12-17-2012, 07:18 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iXTSK4hSZtI/T6bKGM25J_I/AAAAAAAAAwI/vh9QYhJiXdg/s1600/star.jpg
Tom Guycott
12-18-2012, 01:22 AM
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Perfectly executed Invisible DDT.
Damn shame they didn't call up Li'l Jimmy right away... pretty solid ringwork.
SlickyTrickyDamon
12-18-2012, 02:54 AM
What's the reverse of Shut Up and Take my Money for that new Sheamus t-shirt?
owenbrown
12-18-2012, 03:43 AM
tl;dr
aka Noid post
Mr. Nerfect
12-18-2012, 05:23 AM
Sheamus is so fucking fantastic in the ring as a babyface, but he is basically a racist bully.
CM Punk is technically right, but is playing the bad guy. It's nothing new, though. Heels have always endeared themselves by finding ways to be "correct" against the cookie-cutter goodness of the presented heroes, who stumble stupidly into violence and represent out-dated morals.
Mr. Nerfect
12-18-2012, 05:24 AM
Could a professional wrestling company exist where the roles of faces and heels didn't exist in such broad strokes all the time? Or does it need to tell the story of good and evil?
#BROKEN Hasney
12-18-2012, 09:33 AM
Could a professional wrestling company exist where the roles of faces and heels didn't exist in such broad strokes all the time? Or does it need to tell the story of good and evil?
Russo's first stab at WCW was this. Hell, to a lesser degree, early Attitude era was this and they are the times I enjoyed wrestling the most.
Cool King
12-18-2012, 11:50 AM
http://demandware.edgesuite.net/aaiw_prd/on/demandware.static/Sites-wwe-Site/Sites-main/default/v1355847305620/images/large/W04819.jpg
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Cool King
12-18-2012, 11:51 AM
Also, if anyone cares....
http://demandware.edgesuite.net/aaiw_prd/on/demandware.static/Sites-wwe-Site/Sites-main/default/v1355847305620/images/large/W04750A.jpg
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Cool King
12-18-2012, 12:00 PM
I found this one with invisible penises:
http://i.minus.com/ig0HUwR8RF8Jw.gif
For Lock Jaw:
http://tinyurl.com/cnmwyre
Lock Jaw
12-18-2012, 01:18 PM
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a254/Don_Toni_Bodiduchi/Gifs/hbkcock.gif
HBK was better.
Emperor Smeat
12-18-2012, 02:18 PM
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Lock Jaw
12-18-2012, 02:22 PM
[Joke about Sheamus in the snow being invisible]
Schlomey
12-18-2012, 02:52 PM
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Natural heel
mike adamle
12-18-2012, 03:12 PM
Just watched Fully Loaded 2000. What a show. Top to bottom probably the best show WWF had to offer in 2000, which says a lot. HHH-Y2J in a classic last man standing match. The Rock-Chris Benoit in a really entertaining title match. Rikishi-Val Venis in a surprisingly good steel cage match. Undertaker-Kurt Angle in an alright match. And if you didn't have matches like the first 2 I mentioned on this show the intergender tag match with the Hardys and Lita against T&A and Trish would've stole the show. Plus Eddie Guerrero-Perry Saturn and Tazz-Al Snow and Edge & Christian-APA weren't bad by any means.
Cool King
12-18-2012, 03:30 PM
Man in happy green shirt takes a photo.
http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/6663/1355789615361.png
Of AJ's ass.
http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/2598/1355787320008.jpg
Lock Jaw
12-18-2012, 03:33 PM
That does not seem like a post Cool King would have made. Shameless pandering to the pro-AJ masses here at TPWW.
He should have added "I am not impressed" or something to the end.
Cool King
12-18-2012, 04:05 PM
That does not seem like a post Cool King would have made. Shameless pandering to the pro-AJ masses here at TPWW.
He should have added "I am not impressed" or something to the end.
Me? Shameless pandering?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mxRiFfqclrY/ULUSaloUS9I/AAAAAAAAEOQ/dFJZhIeHtcg/s1600/WHAT.gif
Cool King
12-18-2012, 04:05 PM
Though adding "I am not impressed" or something to the end probably would have gave the impression that I was a member of Right To Censor.
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3985/cmcensor.jpg
Emperor Smeat
12-18-2012, 04:34 PM
Shelton Benjamin was granted his release from ROH according to F4Wonline.com.
He is reported to have requested this so that he could negotiate and potentially leave for WWE as they have contacted him. At the moment, he can still appear on ROH television but he is no longer under a contractual obligation to be there.
Benjamin is expected back in WWE since he has gone as far as getting out of his ROH contract, many feel its just a matter of time.
Schlomey
12-18-2012, 04:42 PM
That's good news. He could really boost the tag division with the right partner or be a great feud with Kofi.
Cool King
12-18-2012, 05:15 PM
So last night, JBL mentoned a football team here in Scotland.
He said "Drew McIntyre is fan of Glasgow Rangers, who went bankrupt this year". After that, Ranger supporters left him abuse on Twitter, bitching about what he said and just generally being arseholes, calling him a fat redneck and that wrestling is fake and all that. The usual cheap insults but also some petty threats if he was to ever visit Glasgow and one guy keeps constantly tweeting him abuse.
Anyway this is some of what he's saying about it.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>“@<a href="https://twitter.com/celticareanewco">celticareanewco</a>: @<a href="https://twitter.com/jclayfield">jclayfield</a> Just heard your sly dig at Rangers FC on WWE Raw.' Wahhhh quit whining, not a dig at rangers, but at 3MB</p>— John Layfield (@JCLayfield) <a href="https://twitter.com/JCLayfield/status/281041476555780096" data-datetime="2012-12-18T14:21:24+00:00">December 18, 2012</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>All u Ranger fans need to quit whining, great franchise was manage financially poorly. Im fan enough to mention u guys now quit crying.</p>— John Layfield (@JCLayfield) <a href="https://twitter.com/JCLayfield/status/281041928441704448" data-datetime="2012-12-18T14:23:11+00:00">December 18, 2012</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>“@<a href="https://twitter.com/stu_spanks">stu_spanks</a>: it isn't a franchise bawbag”--that's what we call it as I'm in the state so correct verbiage over here. As is u being an idiot</p>— John Layfield (@JCLayfield) <a href="https://twitter.com/JCLayfield/status/281045208282574848" data-datetime="2012-12-18T14:36:13+00:00">December 18, 2012</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>“@<a href="https://twitter.com/nels1990">nels1990</a>: @<a href="https://twitter.com/jclayfield">jclayfield</a> they're a football club not a franchise”--waaahhh call a wahhhhmbulance!</p>— John Layfield (@JCLayfield) <a href="https://twitter.com/JCLayfield/status/281045502882111488" data-datetime="2012-12-18T14:37:24+00:00">December 18, 2012</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>“@<a href="https://twitter.com/ryangibson1">ryangibson1</a>: @<a href="https://twitter.com/jclayfield">jclayfield</a> Stop pretending that you have a clue about football you fat red-neck.”--how did u get through my idiot blocker?</p>— John Layfield (@JCLayfield) <a href="https://twitter.com/JCLayfield/status/281046780697796608" data-datetime="2012-12-18T14:42:28+00:00">December 18, 2012</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Actually I am direct descendant of MacGregors near Loch Lomond, but can't believe how bad u Ranger fans cry over a mention on worldwide TV!</p>— John Layfield (@JCLayfield) <a href="https://twitter.com/JCLayfield/status/281048325002776577" data-datetime="2012-12-18T14:48:36+00:00">December 18, 2012</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Haven't got heat like this since I wrestled Eddie, I love it.I've heard less crying out of babies than u Ranger fans! <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23getoverit">#getoverit</a></p>— John Layfield (@JCLayfield) <a href="https://twitter.com/JCLayfield/status/281090546020253697" data-datetime="2012-12-18T17:36:23+00:00">December 18, 2012</a></blockquote>
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It's weird, but reading some of the stuff actually makes me feel embarrassed. :-\ Poor guy, he mentions a football team and has to put up with this shit because of it.
Wishbone
12-18-2012, 05:55 PM
What's the reverse of Shut Up and Take my Money for that new Sheamus t-shirt?
Keep talking and never expect to be paid by me?
Wishbone
12-18-2012, 05:56 PM
Sheamus is so fucking fantastic in the ring as a babyface, but he is basically a racist bully.
How is he racist? He's a bully sometimes, but I've never seen him do anything even remotely racist.
Corporate CockSnogger
12-18-2012, 06:11 PM
How is he racist? He's a bully sometimes, but I've never seen him do anything even remotely racist.
He only ever hits people who have darker skin than him.
Lock Jaw
12-18-2012, 06:22 PM
I feel like Cool King has a CM Punk gif reaction for everything.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m484f73ccs1qkiqdko1_250.gif
Cool King
12-18-2012, 07:12 PM
I feel like Cool King has a CM Punk gif reaction for everything.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrg047DAmd1qkiqdko1_500.gif
Dark One
12-18-2012, 07:31 PM
http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk209/HisReptilianMajesty/cm_punk_as_jeff_hardy.gif
I feel like Cool King has a CM Punk gif reaction for everything.
I have one for 80% of the stuff said here (or 100% of what DIVLH says)...
Lock Jaw
12-18-2012, 08:24 PM
http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk209/HisReptilianMajesty/cm_punk_as_jeff_hardy.gif
To spite Yellow Shirt Fan not being impressed by him, CM Punk would later release his own yellow shirt.
FourFifty
12-18-2012, 09:13 PM
Legit happy to see Big E on Raw last night. Think WWE is jumping the gun with him on Cena, but still, good to see him.
Emperor Smeat
12-18-2012, 10:13 PM
http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/src/1355860813527.gif
Savio
12-18-2012, 10:19 PM
someone make that?
..............The closer to HHH the bigger the jobber
Cool King
12-18-2012, 10:29 PM
I think that's from WWE '12.
Savio
12-18-2012, 10:49 PM
http://www.midwestwrestling.com/championshipbelts/KOTRbelt7.jpg
Nicky Fives
12-19-2012, 12:12 AM
http://www.imghero.com/USERIMAGES/IMAGE/ded012fb-f2b8-4826-91f6-41c1dee8e128.gif
how can someone be THAT terrible?
Shadrick
12-19-2012, 01:05 AM
How is he racist? He's a bully sometimes, but I've never seen him do anything even remotely racist.
He looked in the camera and called Kofi the n-word during his heel run.
Tazz Dan
12-19-2012, 02:31 AM
http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk209/HisReptilianMajesty/cm_punk_as_jeff_hardy.gif
mitchables is not impressed
Rhaps
12-19-2012, 04:29 AM
http://www.midwestwrestling.com/championshipbelts/KOTRbelt7.jpg
Seen pictures of this belt before but never actually being worn/used by a wrestler, even back in the King Harley Race/Haku/Hacksaw era.
Anybody know the story?
mike adamle
12-19-2012, 08:00 AM
He looked in the camera and called Kofi the n-word during his heel run.
Instead of calling him fella he's been calling him nigga.
Cool King
12-19-2012, 08:25 AM
Seen pictures of this belt before but never actually being worn/used by a wrestler, even back in the King Harley Race/Haku/Hacksaw era.
Anybody know the story?
All I know about the belt is that I remember a few years ago reading a story that said that Viscera was selling it on Ebay and it even had a link to the Ebay page and the belt was getting a hell of a lot of bids.
I haven't heard anything about the belt since.
Cool King
12-19-2012, 08:25 AM
Also....
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s145/deadpitradio/kootr3.jpg
Rhaps
12-19-2012, 08:30 AM
How odd. Obviously something they used well into the mid-90s then. Wonder why it was never shown on screen.
Cool King
12-19-2012, 08:31 AM
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/6621_4641061941187_1871138177_n.jpg
Mr. Nerfect
12-19-2012, 09:10 AM
How is he racist? He's a bully sometimes, but I've never seen him do anything even remotely racist.
His jokes are often of a racial nature.
mike adamle
12-19-2012, 09:38 AM
His jokes are often of a racial nature.
Like when he calls Kofi Kingston a nigga
mike adamle
12-19-2012, 09:38 AM
That whole feud with Alberto when he was calling him a spick and a wetback, you don't remember that?!
Schlomey
12-19-2012, 09:55 AM
Like when he calls Kofi Kingston a nigga
that's not racism. Thats just how people talk these days, nigga.
Nicky Fives
12-19-2012, 11:35 AM
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/6621_4641061941187_1871138177_n.jpg
that's just terrible.....
Droford
12-19-2012, 11:39 AM
Road warrior d-von
Just imagine bubba coming out with them too
Legion of dudleys
Droford
12-19-2012, 11:41 AM
If Devon came out with that on in Tna now he'd actually fit in aces/eights
Might paint it black though
thecc
12-19-2012, 11:49 AM
http://www.google.ca/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb1473y1gD1r7bjxco1_1280.jpg&sa=X&ei=FlPQULHrBOuN0QGs5IHoBQ&ved=0CAoQ8wc4qgI&usg=AFQjCNGgQgkP8-mgHSTV1g9z1sPeDNYIAA
Skippord
12-19-2012, 11:55 AM
Road warrior d-von
Just imagine bubba coming out with them too
Legion of dudleys
If Devon came out with that on in Tna now he'd actually fit in aces/eights
Might paint it black though
wait do you think that's D-Von Dudley?
Shadrick
12-19-2012, 12:19 PM
http://www.google.ca/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb1473y1gD1r7bjxco1_1280.jpg&sa=X&ei=FlPQULHrBOuN0QGs5IHoBQ&ved=0CAoQ8wc4qgI&usg=AFQjCNGgQgkP8-mgHSTV1g9z1sPeDNYIAA
Is it accurate for me to say that only 2 of the wrestlers in this picture are still alive?
Schlomey
12-19-2012, 12:23 PM
Owen looks as ornry as an alligator without a toothbrush.
Cool King
12-19-2012, 12:25 PM
So for some reason, Kofi Kingston got to visit the WWE's warehouse.
I thought this would have been a video of him going around the warehouse, but it turns out it's only photos. :-\
Anyway, here's the set....
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/01_KOFI_12112012CG_053.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/13_KOFI_12112012CG_508.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/14_KOFI_12112012CG_540.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/15_KOFI_12112012CG_073.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/16_KOFI_12112012CG_088.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/06_KOFI_12112012CG_558.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/07_KOFI_12112012CG_569.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/20_KOFI_12112012CG_179.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/21_KOFI_12112012CG_182.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/02_KOFI_12112012CG_592.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/03_KOFI_12112012CG_599.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/18_KOFI_12112012CG_142.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/17_KOFI_12112012CG_109.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/19_KOFI_12112012CG_157.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/08_KOFI_12112012CG_577.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/11_KOFI_12112012CG_611.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/12_KOFI_12112012CG_634.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/22_KOFI_12112012CG_188.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/23_KOFI_12112012CG_202.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/04_KOFI_12112012CG_552.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/05_KOFI_12112012CG_549.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/25_KOFI_12112012CG_245.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/24_KOFI_12112012CG_216.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/09_KOFI_12112012CG_584_NEW.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/10_KOFI_12112012CG_585_NEW.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/26_KOFI_12112012CG_277_NEW_1.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/27_KOFI_12112012CG_277_NEW.jpg
Schlomey
12-19-2012, 12:27 PM
I want to go there....so ....hard.
Cool King
12-19-2012, 12:30 PM
I was thinking that as I was copying and pasting the image URLs.
I was thinking that if I was to get some deadly illness and given one "wish" to be granted before I die, I'd probably ask to visit the WWE warehouse.
Wehttam
12-19-2012, 12:36 PM
i'd ask to be entered into the royal rumble where i would put a massive heel over for eliminating a dying person
Big Vic
12-19-2012, 12:44 PM
After a few stints for the promotion between 1975 and 1976, Graham defeated Bruno Sammartino for the World Heavyweight Championship on April 30, 1977, in Baltimore, Maryland. The title win set a precedent, as previous heels who had won the WWWF Title would almost immediately lose it, serving as a conduit (or "transitional champion") between fan favorite reigns. Graham would go on to hold the title for nine and a half months; to this day, Graham's 296 day reign is the longest single world title reign of any heel in WWE history, with Yokozuna's second championship run and JBL's only championship run in a tie for second-place (although Randy Savage held the title longer than all three, for 371 days, he didn't become a heel until almost the end of his title run).I don't think punk will beat that.
Cool King
12-19-2012, 12:55 PM
I don't think punk will beat that.
He'll have to hold on to the title until Wednesday the 15th of May 2013 to do so, or at least match it.
Big Vic
12-19-2012, 12:59 PM
http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2012/12/kofi_warehouse_shears.jpg
Lock Jaw
12-19-2012, 01:06 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/84222409049f36e5ecae98df5278882a/tumblr_mf9gwhZxDR1rbmjvuo2_500.png
Volare
12-19-2012, 01:19 PM
Bryan selling the No Lock like a champ.
Rhaps
12-19-2012, 01:43 PM
Is it accurate for me to say that only 2 of the wrestlers in this picture are still alive?
3, I'm pretty sure Adam bomb is still around :)
Schlomey
12-19-2012, 02:02 PM
3, I'm pretty sure Adam bomb is still around :)
Is it bad I would trade Adam Bomb for Owen?
Volare
12-19-2012, 02:21 PM
Hmmm.
Emperor Smeat
12-19-2012, 03:26 PM
http://i.minus.com/iZfkxPgAt2QAO.gif
Cool King
12-19-2012, 03:30 PM
http://www.wwe.com/f/championship/belt/20120315_belts_wwe.pnghttp://www.wwe.com/f/championship/belt/20120315_belts_heavyweight.png
http://www.wwe.com/f/championship/belt/20120315_belts_IC.pnghttp://www.wwe.com/f/championship/belt/20120315_belts_us.png
http://www.wwe.com/f/championship/belt/20120315_belts_tag.pnghttp://www.wwe.com/f/championship/belt/20120315_belts_tag.png
http://www.wwe.com/f/championship/belt/20120315_belts_divas.png
Volare
12-19-2012, 03:38 PM
http://i.minus.com/iZfkxPgAt2QAO.gif
YES! I was hoping to find photo's online from behind not the side.
Lock Jaw
12-19-2012, 03:46 PM
YES! I was hoping to find photo's online from behind not the side.
http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/3905/aj23.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/843/aj23.jpg/)
http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/8311/aj24.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/37/aj24.jpg/)
http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/337/aj25.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/593/aj25.jpg/)
http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/4854/aj26.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/713/aj26.jpg/)
http://i49.tinypic.com/34rsohu.jpg
Volare
12-19-2012, 03:53 PM
I agree with Mr. Cara.
Gerard
12-19-2012, 04:19 PM
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a254/Don_Toni_Bodiduchi/Gifs/hbkcock.gif
HBK was better.
Indeed, shows how much more experience he had at it. :shifty:
Rhaps
12-19-2012, 04:53 PM
Not to beat a dead horse, but I really don't know how anybody can not find AJ hot. Let's face it, she's a damn sight hotter than anything any of us will ever get with.
And for anybody about to say "speak for yourself," no, I'm speaking for all of us; we post on internet message boards about a fake sport involving scantily clad men rolling around in their underpants and telling each other to "suck it." No woman with any sense would find us hot.
Wehttam
12-19-2012, 05:02 PM
lolwhat
Ultra Mantis
12-19-2012, 05:29 PM
Whenever I meet above-average looking girls I immediately inform them of my sporadic posting career on TPWW.net/forums and I never understood why they didn't think I was hot until now.
Wishbone
12-19-2012, 05:32 PM
Not to beat a dead horse, but I really don't know how anybody can not find AJ hot. Let's face it, she's a damn sight hotter than anything any of us will ever get with.
And for anybody about to say "speak for yourself," no, I'm speaking for all of us; we post on internet message boards about a fake sport involving scantily clad men rolling around in their underpants and telling each other to "suck it." No woman with any sense would find us hot.
This is the most intelligent thing I've ever heard anyone say in the history of ever. :|
Wishbone
12-19-2012, 05:36 PM
Whenever I meet above-average looking girls I immediately inform them of my sporadic posting career on TPWW.net/forums and I never understood why they didn't think I was hot until now.
Dude people who post on internet message boards tend to look like people who post on internet message boards. Maybe if your a good enough liar you can convince an "above average" girl that you're not a total looser until the second or third date, but neither you nor anyone else on this forum will ever have a model wanting to fuck 'em EVER.
Well unless one of us here is actually a secret multimillionaire in which case can I borrow some money? :shifty:
Lock Jaw
12-19-2012, 05:43 PM
I know when I meet a woman, I immediately pull out my phone and show them my TPWW account and I'm all smooth like "That's right baby, three rep stars."
Lock Jaw
12-19-2012, 05:46 PM
Then if everything goes well, I will have them "checking my User CP" in the span of five minutes.
"Yo, check all these 'lol's in my rep comments"
He'll have to hold on to the title until Wednesday the 15th of May 2013 to do so, or at least match it.
That's my birthday! And Thrilla's too.
Ultra Mantis
12-19-2012, 06:01 PM
Dude people who post on internet message boards tend to look like people who post on internet message boards.
Yeah people do generally tend to look like themselves a lot of the time. Well done for working that one out.
Lock Jaw
12-19-2012, 06:06 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uNdDrYITO30" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Dunno what this is
Razzamajazz
12-19-2012, 06:25 PM
it's obviously the average internet message board poster
Rhaps
12-19-2012, 06:27 PM
Ah, nothing like a fresh bit of controversy.
#BROKEN Hasney
12-19-2012, 06:41 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xAlLjdlF7WU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Then have something uncontroversial
Corporate CockSnogger
12-19-2012, 06:44 PM
AJ is definitely a good looking bird (although not a worldy in comparison to some other WWE girls like Stacy, Trish etc, but still a good looking girl) but don't go painting everybody with the fat, greasy, stereotypical internet wrestling fan brush Wishbone. There's plenty of handsome fellas on this site.
Wishbone
12-19-2012, 07:13 PM
AJ is definitely a good looking bird (although not a worldy in comparison to some other WWE girls like Stacy, Trish etc, but still a good looking girl) but don't go painting everybody with the fat, greasy, stereotypical internet wrestling fan brush Wishbone. There's plenty of handsome fellas on this site.
Never said they were fat or greasy. However, I doubt we got any George Clooney lookalikes here or anything remotely in that category.
Wishbone
12-19-2012, 07:15 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xAlLjdlF7WU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Then have something uncontroversial
Daniel Bryan just jumped about 20 points in my book. :y:
Lock Jaw
12-19-2012, 07:16 PM
There's a bit more of the meeting in this video: http://www.wpxi.com/videos/news/pittsburgh-area-boy-battling-cancer-meets-hero-wwe/vkdYf/
Cool King
12-19-2012, 07:30 PM
Not to beat a dead horse, but I really don't know how anybody can not find AJ hot. Let's face it, she's a damn sight hotter than anything any of us will ever get with.
And for anybody about to say "speak for yourself," no, I'm speaking for all of us; we post on internet message boards about a fake sport involving scantily clad men rolling around in their underpants and telling each other to "suck it." No woman with any sense would find us hot.
lolwhat?
Anyway, I can easily say that I do not find AJ attractive in the slightest. Infact, she just pisses me off completely. Even the sight of her when I'm watching WWE television pisses me off to some extent. I'm not one of "those guys" who do these kinds of lists on wrestlers, but I find her to be boring, unattractive, repetitive, absolutely diabolically shit on the mic, a terrible actress, extremely one dimensional and most of all, highly annoying.
I honestly just wish she would just fuck off and leave the company but I know that's not going to happen anytime soon.
As for the whole "no woman with any sense would find us hot" thing. I don't know where you're getting that from. You're saying it like it's fact, but all women are different and some might (and in my case, have) like/be ok with a man who's a wrestling fan. :-\
Cool King
12-19-2012, 07:30 PM
Anyway, back to what I came to post....
http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/sp/image/1347/35/1347353379714.gif
OldSchoolFan
12-19-2012, 08:11 PM
http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/wwe-daniel-bryan-visits-kid-with-cancer-no-lock-video
Goota love D-Bry and respect that the kid didn't ask for Cena
Wehttam
12-19-2012, 08:31 PM
so if a kid asked to see cena you would have less respect for them?
kinda retarded.
OldSchoolFan
12-19-2012, 08:56 PM
I am way beyond KINDA retarded... I am full blown retard
KyleEmmott
12-19-2012, 09:00 PM
Not to beat a dead horse, but I really don't know how anybody can not find AJ hot. Let's face it, she's a damn sight hotter than anything any of us will ever get with.
And for anybody about to say "speak for yourself," no, I'm speaking for all of us; we post on internet message boards about a fake sport involving scantily clad men rolling around in their underpants and telling each other to "suck it." No woman with any sense would find us hot.
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. Just because you might not be looking doesn't mean we're all in the same unattractive ship as you.
Skippord
12-19-2012, 09:04 PM
the disembodied voice on Tribute To The Troops just referred to Kid Rock as a legendary singer songwriter
Rhaps
12-19-2012, 09:29 PM
lol @ everyone pretending they've talked to girls.
Savio
12-19-2012, 09:44 PM
Seen pictures of this belt before but never actually being worn/used by a wrestler, even back in the King Harley Race/Haku/Hacksaw era.
Anybody know the story?
Think Mabel had it specifically made for him.
Savio
12-19-2012, 09:46 PM
My girl is hot BTW, Rhaps
Emperor Smeat
12-19-2012, 10:00 PM
http://i.minus.com/ifQoWduxo9CcH.gif
Lock Jaw
12-19-2012, 10:34 PM
My girl is hot BTW, Rhaps
Post a pic of her with your dog holding a TPWW sign or else there is no proof
stultiloquy
12-20-2012, 12:49 AM
http://i50.tinypic.com/1zb403o.jpg
Lock Jaw
12-20-2012, 12:57 AM
http://i49.tinypic.com/33dl8o3.png
Razzamajazz
12-20-2012, 01:43 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UvHw026UDKo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Razzamajazz
12-20-2012, 02:15 AM
the raw before rasslemania 19
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eD0y9h6yLbg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Wishbone
12-20-2012, 04:06 AM
I am way beyond KINDA retarded... I am full blown retard
Man you never go full retard.
Dark One
12-20-2012, 06:10 AM
http://i.minus.com/ifQoWduxo9CcH.gif
I know some people on here hate this pairing, but I liked that little aside, a lot. In short: Ziggler rules.
#BROKEN Hasney
12-20-2012, 08:24 AM
lolwhat?
Anyway, I can easily say that I do not find AJ attractive in the slightest. Infact, she just pisses me off completely. Even the sight of her when I'm watching WWE television pisses me off to some extent. I'm not one of "those guys" who do these kinds of lists on wrestlers, but I find her to be boring, unattractive, repetitive, absolutely diabolically shit on the mic, a terrible actress, extremely one dimensional and most of all, highly annoying.
I honestly just wish she would just fuck off and leave the company but I know that's not going to happen anytime soon.
As for the whole "no woman with any sense would find us hot" thing. I don't know where you're getting that from. You're saying it like it's fact, but all women are different and some might (and in my case, have) like/be ok with a man who's a wrestling fan. :-\
In the first part, I hate the arguments about hotness purely because everyone has different tastes. The girl I currently fancy the pants off of isn't attractive to a lot of my friends, but I think I'm a sucker for brown eyes, hence the whole AJ thing.
As for the last paragraph, you're completely right. My last girlfriend was dead into wrestling herself and the last girl I went on a date on prior to the most recent one was also a massive wrestling fan, although it was more TNA (Giant James Storm fan weirdly, always assumed girls into TNA were Hardy fans)
#BROKEN Hasney
12-20-2012, 09:01 AM
http://i.imgur.com/wBKsk.jpg
Rammsteinmad
12-20-2012, 09:41 AM
That's not really that funny. However, that 3MB picture is incredible.
The Jayman
12-20-2012, 09:55 AM
The Rock's was better
Cool King
12-20-2012, 10:12 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fuk2VhKxjIc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Schlomey
12-20-2012, 10:53 AM
Big E Langston. Looks to bulky for his head. Face of a baby, body of a monster. Looks like he was jizzedd out of Farooq's dick in 1995. Looks like he would have been good in the 80's. Not impressed with his appearance or attire. Will have to wait and see if he can work or not. His finisher is pretty sweet.
Lock Jaw
12-20-2012, 12:45 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/84f4f88933cca78513166d6a780e01eb/tumblr_mezeoo0RKI1rhly2xo1_500.jpg
Lock Jaw
12-20-2012, 12:51 PM
http://i932.photobucket.com/albums/ad166/lance1_photo/tumblr_mda3ynMDNN1qf7o51o1_400.gif
Lock Jaw
12-20-2012, 01:00 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QCVynnQ3P6s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Nicky Fives
12-20-2012, 01:05 PM
Big E Langston. Looks to bulky for his head. Face of a baby, body of a monster. Looks like he was jizzedd out of Farooq's dick in 1995. Looks like he would have been good in the 80's. Not impressed with his appearance or attire. Will have to wait and see if he can work or not. His finisher is pretty sweet.
From what we have seen on NXT, he's just as good as any other "big man" we have seen in years past.....
Rammsteinmad
12-20-2012, 01:07 PM
And he got the generic, typical "come out and destroy Cena oh my god this guy looks unbeatable" debut. Which means come Wrestlemania he'll be one of the lumberjacks in the pre-show match.
Cool King
12-20-2012, 02:15 PM
http://i.imgur.com/wBKsk.jpg
If the creator of this wanted people to read this in tune with the actual song, he/she should have had "2 Tag Team Champs" as it fits more in with the tune than "Champions" does.
Lock Jaw
12-20-2012, 02:29 PM
What is a "Bewper", what is the act of "Bewping", and how does it apply to Billy Gunn?
loopydate
12-20-2012, 02:30 PM
That site has a series of memes where "bewp" is the riff from his song (i.e. "I'm an ass man! Bewp bewp!"
It has since gone on to such hilarity as "I've got gas, man! Bewp bewp!" etc.
Lock Jaw
12-20-2012, 02:32 PM
Urban Dictionary says:
1. bewp
The noise made after Billy Gunn's "Mr Ass" theme tune and now signifying the end of a joke that rhymes with 'Ass Man' made famous in meme form
Billy Gunn is a registered dermatologist - you've got a rash man... bewp bewp
Which is trash. Gunn's theme was clearly more of a DUN DUNNNN. "Bewp Bewp"? Get the hell outta here with that.
Cool King
12-20-2012, 02:37 PM
Urban Dictionary says:
Which is trash. Gunn's theme was clearly more of a DUN DUNNNN. "Bewp Bewp"? Get the hell outta here with that.
I agree.
Lock Jaw
12-20-2012, 02:41 PM
Lock Jaw Fact: Lock Jaw first came to TPWW searching for Billy Gunn's theme way back in the day, and subsequently listened to it on repeat when he found it.
Emperor Smeat
12-20-2012, 02:42 PM
A bunch of stuff from the dirtsheets recently
Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H rematch is still scheduled to take place at WrestleMania 29. There is also talk of adding a stipulation to the match.
WWE has announced that The Rock will be appearing on the January 7th Raw show. Also set for the show will be the CM Punk vs. Ryback rematch. WWE is stacking the show, due to the BCS championship game airing that night. Sports analysts have predicted that the game will do close too or over 30 million viewers, which would make it one of if not the most watched show in cable television history.
Chris Jericho has reportedly contacted WWE about coming back for another short run. According to reports, Jericho would like to return and work a program that would culminate at WrestleMania, where he would put over a younger talent.
The two sides are still talking, and nothing has been signed at this point. The big roadblock is that WWE wants a full time schedule from Jericho, while Jericho wants to continue to work on outside ventures, and also keep control over them.
With Alberto Del Rio headed for a full babyface turn plans of an onscreen romance with Rosa Mendes appear to be off.
WWE has made the call to put the new Fandango gimmick on hold. There is no confirmation that the gimmick has been dropped completely, but WWE is no longer running vignettes and there are no plans for him to debut any time soon.
WWE did not promote Ric Flair's return on Monday, likely due to the ongoing WWE vs. TNA Lawsuit. This is also likely the reason that Flair has not signed a contract with WWE. While Flair was on Raw Monday night, RAW viewership rose from around 4.1 million viewers to 4.7 million viewers, with big spikes in the key male demographics.
The return was planned for several weeks, with several angles for him being pitched, including one where he would introduce his daughter, Ashley, who is currently training at NXT as Charlotte.
Flair initially was not going to be doing anything physical, but those plans quickly changed. When Flair arrived in Philadelphia, he was ordered to undergo an EKG to make sure his heart was healthy enough for him to get physical on RAW with Punk, Heyman and The Shield. The return was kept a secret from the crew, and while there was buzz internally that he could appear, he was kept in a trailer away from everybody else.
While it is said that Flair will not be wrestling for WWE, he will be doing some kind of on air feud with CM Punk, likely after Punk's match with The Rock at the Royal Rumble.
thecc
12-20-2012, 04:03 PM
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Lock Jaw
12-20-2012, 04:11 PM
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/12/dolph_kaitlyn_02.jpg
Damn Zigs
Lock Jaw
12-20-2012, 04:13 PM
http://img1.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/h/v/hvwyohctib9gtcby.jpg
Lock Jaw
12-20-2012, 04:15 PM
http://fearofaghostplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Brodus-Clay-Dolph-Ziggler-Raw-April-2.jpg
Damn Zigs, Slow Down
Emperor Smeat
12-20-2012, 04:17 PM
#ZigAll
Lock Jaw
12-20-2012, 04:20 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbow6sYAho1qm9odpo1_1280.png
Lock Jaw
12-20-2012, 04:21 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8pnoB6CN1qik913o1_500.jpg
Schlomey
12-20-2012, 04:47 PM
What is a "Bewper", what is the act of "Bewping", and how does it apply to Billy Gunn?
I don't know. I hear more of a BUM BUM than a BEWP BEWP
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Cool King
12-20-2012, 05:00 PM
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3074/59298205.jpg
Cool King
12-20-2012, 05:00 PM
:shifty:
Schlomey
12-20-2012, 05:19 PM
:shifty:
fun fact: When I see this face I automatically think the word "paedophile"
JimmyMess
12-20-2012, 06:02 PM
From the front page:
– After Sunday’s WWE TLC pay-per-view, TNA wrestler Bully Ray tweeted: “Dudleys, Hardys, E&C…still the KINGS of TLC. Anybody doubt that? Of course not. #BULLYNATION.”
The tweet was a topic of conversation backstage at Monday’s RAW, with most agreeing that he didn’t come off well. Ray later followed up with another tweet in which he said he didn’t mean anything by it, just that he was “proud of what we did.”
Who are these people at WWE saying it came off poorly? He's not wrong... they are the kings of TLC...
Droford
12-20-2012, 06:21 PM
For some reason I saw the blurb about Jericho coming back to put over younger talent and I immediately thought of Cessaro. For story line continuity it'd probably be ziggler though.
Cool King
12-20-2012, 07:30 PM
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/325/5/6/fandango_by_cooru58-d5looco.jpg
Cool King
12-20-2012, 07:30 PM
It might just be me, but I think the guy has drawn the nose a little too big.
Cool King
12-20-2012, 07:31 PM
Other than that, fantastic drawing.
Lock Jaw
12-20-2012, 07:56 PM
Thought it was Wade Barrett at first.
I miss Johnny Curtis. :'(
Lock Jaw
12-20-2012, 07:59 PM
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/superstar_profile/public/talent/profile/2012/12/steveblackman_1_full_20121218.png
#1-norm-fan
12-20-2012, 08:01 PM
Fucking WWE. Get Johnny Curtis on my TV already you cocksuckers.
Savio
12-20-2012, 09:00 PM
Bellas on the NFL network
Emperor Smeat
12-20-2012, 09:24 PM
http://gifsoup.com/view7/4395361/big-wiggle-o.gif
Lock Jaw
12-20-2012, 10:02 PM
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo324/Tyrol3/20120123_raw_v_jl_gts_c.jpg
Johnny Ace Is Not Impressed
Frank Drebin
12-21-2012, 12:08 AM
Bellas on the NFL network
Guess they had to show something when they don't have a thursday night game.
Tom Guycott
12-21-2012, 01:26 AM
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/325/5/6/fandango_by_cooru58-d5looco.jpg
The "acronym" thing made me think of Dean Malenko's titantron.
Blitz
12-21-2012, 03:02 AM
I guess I'm very late to the party but I have fallen deeply and irrevocably in love with Christina Von Eerie/Toxxin.
Skippord
12-21-2012, 03:52 AM
fight me for her
Schlomey
12-21-2012, 06:40 AM
Just woke up from a dream where I was watching CZW and Wade Barrett came out with a redneck persona and spoke hillbilly English. Felt so real that in my barely woken state I'm still questioning if his accent is real.......
DaveBrawl
12-21-2012, 08:50 AM
Just know that I have Skippord's back Blitz.
Volare
12-21-2012, 11:19 AM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/598631_484757294896103_521923320_n.jpg
Volare
12-21-2012, 11:26 AM
Some we've seen others...I dunno.
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Cool King
12-21-2012, 12:50 PM
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/602/unforgiven2001.gif
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3OMt_E_iAw0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Cool King
12-21-2012, 01:14 PM
That's quite a DVD porno.
Cool King
12-21-2012, 01:14 PM
I mean promo. :shifty:
Emperor Smeat
12-21-2012, 01:59 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vq1rWPsr1r442noo1_100.gif
Skippord
12-21-2012, 02:14 PM
there is no way in the world those girls enjoyed that
JimmyMess
12-21-2012, 02:15 PM
Was watching that Sting return 1.13 video or whatever that had the Aries/Hardy match.... the ref looks out of place wearing blue shocks.... unless he's supposed to... just looked funny to me.
Nicky Fives
12-21-2012, 03:50 PM
Was watching that Sting return 1.13 video or whatever that had the Aries/Hardy match.... the ref looks out of place wearing blue shocks.... unless he's supposed to... just looked funny to me.
Hebner has done that since those shoes came out pretty much..... he even has red-soled ones for PPV's when the ropes are red..... I thought it was unique.....
Blitz
12-21-2012, 05:05 PM
Pretty obvious, but I enjoyed it.
http://i.imgur.com/Qdm2j.jpg
Emperor Smeat
12-21-2012, 05:44 PM
http://cdn.niketalk.com/c/c4/c4f47cd9_1355777097945.jpeg
SlickyTrickyDamon
12-21-2012, 06:19 PM
Pretty obvious, but I enjoyed it.
http://i.imgur.com/Qdm2j.jpg
He's not the next Ryback. He's the next Monty Brown. Pounnnnnnnnnnnnnnnce period!
Wishbone
12-21-2012, 08:05 PM
Pretty obvious, but I enjoyed it.
http://i.imgur.com/Qdm2j.jpg
He's not even the next monty brown he's the next Zeek Jackson. Dude will be forgotten in like a month.
Droford
12-21-2012, 11:57 PM
He's not Monty brown..he's Marcus cor Von jr
Lock Jaw
12-22-2012, 12:18 AM
http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/3268/pollg.png
208 people say "no" to black chicks.
Lock Jaw
12-22-2012, 12:20 AM
Except Layla of course
http://thedaleygator.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/layla-el-4.jpg?w=256
Lock Jaw
12-22-2012, 12:22 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/f6d22332806944a9abf2f7ebdcc03bf4/tumblr_mfbfncCzOM1rwecw0o1_500.jpg
Spike Yr. Hair
Lock Jaw
12-22-2012, 12:24 AM
http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/578808_476063445773584_1240978275_n.jpg
The Mayans knew they shouldn't have left Sin Cara in charge of ending the world.
Shadrick
12-22-2012, 02:27 AM
Layla isn't black but still. Man, I would do some amazing spots with her, m i rite
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