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Skippord
11-16-2012, 07:35 PM
I think we've found the villain for Alex Cross 2: Don't Cross The Cross
Corporate CockSnogger
11-16-2012, 07:41 PM
Kinda just looks like one of those gay guys Seth posts pictures of.
Corporate CockSnogger
11-16-2012, 07:42 PM
Except a little less hairy and sweaty looking.
Why did Dupree get an optical illusion tattooed on his chest?
Do the flames make him punch, kick, write and run faster?
FourFifty
11-16-2012, 08:27 PM
Hot Topic has the Daniel Bryan "No! No! No!" shirts at full price, and the "Yes! Yes! Yes!" shirts on clearance.
My girlfriend's mom got me a No No No shirt and my gf a Yes Yes Yes shirt. Both were like 25% off.
Droford
11-16-2012, 08:52 PM
Wwe should have made a shirt with yes on the front and no on the bac
Skippord
11-16-2012, 08:53 PM
I kind of like Rene Dupree's chest tattoo
Lock Jaw
11-16-2012, 08:53 PM
Yes yes yes..... no no no... yes yes yes.... no no no....
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loopydate
11-16-2012, 08:57 PM
So, I've been scanning the WWE Memes Facebook page and thinking: are memes the new captions? Is this something that should be encouraged among the TPWW creative types with its own thread?
So, I've been scanning the WWE Memes Facebook page and thinking: are memes the new captions? Is this something that should be encouraged among the TPWW creative types with its own thread?
NO!
loopydate
11-16-2012, 09:58 PM
All right then.
#1-norm-fan
11-16-2012, 10:06 PM
So, I've been scanning the WWE Memes Facebook page and thinking: are memes the new captions? Is this something that should be encouraged among the TPWW creative types with its own thread?
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SlickyTrickyDamon
11-17-2012, 12:02 AM
Do they even have enough women wrestlers on NXT to make up for all the ones they lost?
Can only think of 2-3 but that would only fill up half or a third of all the Divas they lost this year.
Paige and Audrey Marie are the only consistent divas they have. They usually use WWE divas when they need to (Tamina Snuka, Kaitlyn, Layla, Aksana etc). Raquel Diaz (Eddie and Vickie's daughter) seems to have dropped of the face of television. Haven't really heard anything about. She was pretty impressive in the matches she had. Don't know what happened to her.
So I haven't really been watching or following it, but I'm gathering that at this point NXT is basically an FCW TV show.
Am I right?
SlickyTrickyDamon
11-17-2012, 12:12 AM
Except they have way more WWE talent in them. You should watch if you have the time. It's probably the best wrestling show they are producing right now. William Regal and JR announce some of the matches.
Lock Jaw
11-17-2012, 12:14 AM
Paige and Audrey Marie are the only consistent divas they have. They usually use WWE divas when they need to (Tamina Snuka, Kaitlyn, Layla, Aksana etc). Raquel Diaz (Eddie and Vickie's daughter) seems to have dropped of the face of television. Haven't really heard anything about. She was pretty impressive in the matches she had. Don't know what happened to her.
Raquel Diaz was released.
SlickyTrickyDamon
11-17-2012, 12:20 AM
Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#BROKEN Hasney
11-17-2012, 12:29 AM
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#1-norm-fan
11-17-2012, 12:32 AM
DO IT!
SlickyTrickyDamon
11-17-2012, 12:39 AM
Hello Book, this is It.
Lock Jaw
11-17-2012, 01:05 AM
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Tom Guycott
11-17-2012, 01:22 AM
Damn, what the hell happened to Renee Dupree now?
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Why did Dupree get an optical illusion tattooed on his chest?
I kind of like Rene Dupree's chest tattoo
I think we agreed a couple hundred pages ago that this tatoo was an illustration of an... ARMOIRE!!!
Also, it appears that the flames are burning him alive. He kinda looks like Paul Orndorf's arm... just all over.
Mr. Nerfect
11-17-2012, 01:41 AM
I've heard rumours that Tensai will be included in the Survivor Series Elimination Match, but do hope that they give the spot to Johnny Curtis if Cody Rhodes cannot compete. That would be tremendous.
Mr. Nerfect
11-17-2012, 02:02 AM
If not Johnny Curtis, debut someone new, anyway.
Mr. Nerfect
11-17-2012, 02:08 AM
WWE.com has an article up and it oddly suggests that Michael McGillicutty could be a member of Team Ziggler. Weird.
David Otunga and Matt Striker would actually make sense, although I don't think Ziggler would want Striker on his team, due to Striker's win-loss record not being that great. Striker becoming a manager for heels that need that little extra hand could be interesting. Striker accompanying Team Ziggler for their match after finding them a suitable replacement could also be an interesting development.
Dark One
11-17-2012, 02:11 AM
Perhaps Tensai comes out to fill the spot, but Fandango comes out and asks "Mind if I cut in?", and sufficiently creeps Tensai out enough to take said spot.
#1-norm-fan
11-17-2012, 02:15 AM
lol. "Mind if I... cut in?"
Genius.
Vastardikai
11-17-2012, 04:51 AM
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Bad News Brown predicted the future...
mike adamle
11-17-2012, 07:34 AM
That promo really wasn't bad, gonna need to check out some more Bad News Brown
Shadrick
11-17-2012, 07:35 AM
lol. "Mind if I... cut in?"
Genius.
If Curtis says that, my inner mark would cause me to convulse and pass out.
Emperor Smeat
11-17-2012, 02:44 PM
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Emperor Smeat
11-17-2012, 02:51 PM
According to the dirt sheets, Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose are expected to be called up to RAW/Smackdown as early as next month and as late as late January.
Didn't mention if they are arriving at the same time although Rollins would have to drop the NXT title within the next 2 set of tapings in order to arrive by January.
Lock Jaw
11-17-2012, 03:32 PM
Seth Rollins reminds me of CM Punk when he first arrived in the WWE.
In that people go crazy for him, but I do not like him at all. Hopefully, like Punk, Rollins will be able to win me over.
As for Dean Ambrose, he had best have a Dean gimmick, or he needs to change his name. No excuses here.
lol Billy Kidman's fat face in the new nWo doc piece
and the new roundtable is up on the torrent sites for those of you that watch them, it's about RAW. It's like the 30th time I've said it but these are still the best thing WWE puts out.
Savio
11-17-2012, 05:07 PM
upload it here CSL
Rammsteinmad
11-17-2012, 05:59 PM
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Rammsteinmad
11-17-2012, 06:00 PM
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Mr. Nerfect
11-17-2012, 06:46 PM
If the WWE let Justin Long dance on RAW, it'd sadly probably be the best thing of the week. They should do it.
Mr. Nerfect
11-17-2012, 06:47 PM
According to the dirt sheets, Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose are expected to be called up to RAW/Smackdown as early as next month and as late as late January.
Didn't mention if they are arriving at the same time although Rollins would have to drop the NXT title within the next 2 set of tapings in order to arrive by January.
Dean Ambrose really wouldn't be the worst choice to replace Cody Rhodes at Survivor Series. Let him debut there and then work out what to do with him.
Lock Jaw
11-17-2012, 06:59 PM
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Mr. Nerfect
11-17-2012, 07:06 PM
David Otunga will one day be a pretty great asset to the WWE. The WWE should have him working with William Regal backstage...like, all the time.
Nicky Fives
11-17-2012, 07:15 PM
I cannot stand Otunga.... he's jacked to shit, but his neck is smaller than mine.... do some bridgework you fucker.....
Cool King
11-17-2012, 07:20 PM
The Wrestling Observer reports that many people within WWE are pushing for the company to call up some women from NXT to the main roster due to the lack of depth in the division. With the company centering the division on Eve, Kaitlyn and Layla every week, the feeling is that there are no new challengers on either side of the heel/face fence and it is believed that a few developmental wrestlers are ready to be promoted in order to fix the problem. While the roster is being built up, WWE plans to have AJ Lee feud with Eve Torres.
Do they even have enough women wrestlers on NXT to make up for all the ones they lost?
Can only think of 2-3 but that would only fill up half or a third of all the Divas they lost this year.
There's no need to call up the women from NXT. The WWE wouldn't be in the situation they're in with the Divas Division if they actually used more than just two Divas at a time.
The Divas Division has AJ, Aksana, Alicia Fox, Cameron, Eve, Kaitlyn, Layla, Naomi, Natalya, Rosa and Tamina. They had Beth Phoenix but now she's gone. They have those Divas but do absolutely nothing positive with the majority of them.
As much as I hate AJ, I can't ignore the fact that she can actually wrestle, she's not diabolically bad or anything like that, but for a long time she was just a valet for Daniel Bryan and then near the end of her valet days, she just spent her time in a neck brace pulling puppy dog eyes. She then became GM of Raw and did a whole lot of mic time and now she just gets into shouting matches with Vickie Guerrero. Why not just throw her in the ring.
Aksana was great as Cesaro's valet and I don't know why it was ended. Especially so suddenly and over just one match that Cesaro lost. The WWE can, and I think they are, working on Aksana more and giving her more training, so why not use her in the future?
Alicia Fox is actually pretty good in the ring and if the WWE stop changing her from heel to face then face to heel constantly, people might actually give a fuck about her. I think her time as Diva's Champion was alright, but now, she serves as just a jobber in the division.
Cameron can just remain as a valet. I've never seen her in a match and I don't even know if she's even had a match before, but if not, give her some training and then see where she goes.
Eve, Kaitlyn and Laya are the centre of the Divas universe right now and I like that Kaitlyn is actually being used. It was stupid having the winner of NXT Season 3 do fuck all and the woman who came third, basically get the treatment of a winner of the season. All three women are good but having them all be involved with each other is not so good. Introduce a forth Diva and then two of them break off into their own feud with each other then it'll give the division a "sense of expansion".
Naomi, the runner-up of NXT Season 3 can be thrown into the ring. Hell, why not make her the forth Diva of what I've said? Though saying that, she would have to turn heel, I guess.
Natalya is easily the best wrestler in the Divas Division by far, but for some reason, the WWE can't see this and instead, have her go from being a valet for The Hart Dynasty, to a two month reign as champion, to constantly farting, to jobbing and I've not watched this weeks SmackDown, but it looks like she might start dating The Great Khali. There's times where it actually annoys me that the WWE do this to her. Especially during the whole "Kelly Kelly Era" where her face was plastered everywhere and she was given constant matches and even the Divas Championship, even though she was pretty shit in the ring, while Beth and Natalya jobbed and farted. Natalya is probably the reason why that news of introducing NXT women is annoying me a bit. The have fucking Natalya and they're still sitting there basically wondering "Hmm, how do we make the Divas Division better?". The answer is right in front of them.
Rosa is a fantastic valet, as she's proved that with Epico & Primo, but it looks like she'll be leaving them for Del Rio, maybe. From what I remember of her time in the ring, she wasn't terrible but she wasn't great too. More matches, mean more training and I actually wouldn't mind seeing her in more matches.
My Tamina views are pretty much the same as my Natalya one, but not as "passionate". She's really good in the ring and more involvement from her would be interesting to see. I don't know why she isn't currently being used for anything. It's like she's disappeared.
So overall, to me, I don't see why there is thought of calling up NXT women. Not when you've got a division that all women, but one, can actually put on a match to some extent. They all have a least some experience in the ring and in front of a usual WWE crowd. The WWE have the answers to their problem, but they just aren't using them.
#1-norm-fan
11-17-2012, 07:42 PM
If the WWE let Justin Long dance on RAW, it'd sadly probably be the best thing of the week. They should do it.
Just have him randomly dance between pinfall attempts during all of the meaningless matches on Raw. AKA all of the matches on Raw.
#1-norm-fan
11-17-2012, 07:43 PM
David Otunga will one day be a pretty great asset to the WWE.
Yeah. He's the guy that has direct access to bring Jennifer Hudson in to do something with WWE. His greatest asset.
Tom Guycott
11-17-2012, 07:52 PM
@Cool King:
True, but they may be looking back to the days where they had 8 on 8 Divas tag matches and only 3 of them got any ringtime... one being in there only to break up the first pin attempt. They want to return the division to such dizzying heights!
And in general, the "answer to the solution" is pretty often right in front of them. On a lot of things. For example, if they lose a major heel to injury, they won't be like "Okay, Dolph: step up!" and then prop someone up to be in Dolph's position, they'll try to build a guy out of nowhere and likely have it blow up in their face because he got a huge reaction ONE TIME and sucks ass subsequently while leapfrogging Dolph and making him disgruntled about it. Then, say, Ziggles gets sick of that shit and walks away... now they have an injured heel, a guy who quit, and a prospect that didn't work out and they'll scratch their heads going "oh, what the fuck do we do now?" instead of taking the path of least resistance.
I believe what Heyman said about Punk on the DVD is true of a lot of talent WWE aquires: that get tremendous buzz, but WWE doesn't see what to do with them. They just keep them around so that they aren't making money for someone else. They can't keep crying that they want to rebuild the Diva's division, yet keep driving away talent like a Beth Phoenix or a Gail Kim with lack of use.
You can say "people don't care about women's wrestling" all you want, but if WWE really wanted to make people care and got behind it, people would care BECAUSE WWE got behind it and made people care. TNA proved that shit could work. WWE even proved that shit could work when they brought in Kong and everyone in the arenas went nuts not because she was hot or anything-we know she would NEVER be a Maxim Girl- but because they wanted to see her kill bitches in a gladatorial feeding frenzy. And she was supposed to be coming in as a monster heel. Unfortunate her life took the turn it did. But even if it didn't... how long would that run have last? I mean, who's to say they wouldn't have shelved her in a couple months and put her in the same boat of disuse that Natty and Tamina seem to "enjoy" right now?
Mr. Nerfect
11-17-2012, 08:52 PM
I mapped out a plan for the Divas Division one day when I felt like thinking about it, and here is what I came up with:
* The Vickie Guerrero vs. AJ Lee angle makes perfect sense. As far as female personalities go, you don't get a face/heel combo that clash just as well as Vickie and AJ. The WWE should have booked Team Vickie vs. Team AJ at Survivor Series.
* AJ Lee approaches Kaitlyn backstage and asks her to be a member of Team AJ. They've had problems in the past, but they both hate Vickie. Kaitlyn agrees, but just because she hates Vickie. Eve Torres offers to captain Team Vickie, because "It will be an honor to work with you, Miss Guerrero." Natalya forces AJ Lee to submit to the Sharpshooter after stretching her into an ungodly position, and Eve & Vickie offer her a spot on the team.
* During an AJ Lee/Kaitlyn vs. Eve/Natalya tag team match, Layla runs down to ringside and shoves Eve off the top rope, allowing Kaitlyn to sneak a pin off the Divas Champion. She has a microphone and announces that she will be part of "Team AJ" at Survivor Series.
* Vickie and Eve announce that Aksana will be part of their team, but then also have a plan. They announce (using Vickie's managing supervisor powers) that Kaitlyn and Layla will face off, with the winner being the #1 Contender for Eve's Divas Title. AJ Lee begs them not to let their egos get in the way of their team at Survivor Series, but it's clear that both Kaitlyn and Layla want to be the champion. Eve appears to Kaitlyn backstage and tells her that while it was her that got the title shot at Night of Champions when Kaitlyn was attacked -- who really stood to benefit from Kaitlyn being out? It was Layla, who was the champion after all. Kaitlyn gives this a think.
* Kaitlyn defeats Layla to become the #1 Contender for the Divas Title when Eve comes out and shoves Layla off the top rope as a receipt for what Layla did to her. Kaitlyn scores the pin and is the new #1 Contender, as Layla looks visibly bummed.
* AJ Lee tries to keep things steady between her team, and Kaitlyn agrees as long as Layla stays out of her match tonight, as Vickie announces that Tamina Snuka will be on her team at Survivor Series. AJ approaches Naomi backstage, and says that they know and respect each other from NXT, and that AJ can give Naomi the opportunity to show her stuff to the WWE Universe at Survivor Series. Naomi agrees and joins Team AJ.
* Kaitlyn and Eve Torres work the best possible match they can for the Divas Title, but Layla appears on the stage. Eve is all smiles, thinking that she has planted the seeds of dissent effectively. Kaitlyn is upset, and Eve thinks things are going her way, when Layla helps out Kaitlyn to roll-up Eve and win the title. Eve is horrified, and Kaitlyn & Layla celebrate together as it is clear that they have played Eve and Vickie.
* Alicia Fox offers to join Team Vickie, and Vickie tells Alicia that she remembers her. "You ruined my wedding!" Alicia tells Vickie that's in the past, and Vickie tells Alicia to get off her show. "You're banned from RAW!" An obviously upset Alicia Fox becomes "SmackDown exclusive" and makes a promise to Booker T to make SmackDown as "interesting" as she can. Alicia adopts a gimmick where she uses her sexual prowess to put on "shows" for the WWE Universe, pushing the PG limits as far as they will go. Alicia is added as the fifth member of Team AJ, although the other girls seem to disagree with Alicia's "Attitude era" antics. Vickie keeps the final member of her team a secret.
* To cause as much dysfunction as possible, Vickie books one last match before Survivor Series -- Kaitlyn vs. Layla for the Divas Championship. In that match, Eve costs Kaitlyn the bout, and her Divas Title reign is a short one, with Layla being the unwitting beneficiary of heel support.
* At Survivor Series, Kharma is revealed to be the final member of Team Vickie. AJ Lee, being the captain, offers to start in the ring with her. She tries her little heart out, but she's no match for Kharma. They go about ten minutes, with no one else tagging in. Eventually, the noble Naomi is all "Fuck this!" and tags herself in off a beaten AJ. Naomi throws everything she has at Kharma, and gets her off on her feet. This seems to inspire a combined Divas effort, and the babyfaces work together to try and take out Kharma. Things break down for a bit, and Layla and Naomi do some funking out together. Aksana tags herself in off the reeling Kharma, but runs into some double-team moves. Alicia Fox hits a Scissors Kick on Aksana to eliminate her. As Fox is celebrating, Kharma takes her head off with a clothesline and pins her after hitting an Implant Buster.
Layla comes off the top rope, but she is caught by Kharma, and then hit with a Michinoku Driver. Kharma hits her with a Sit-Down Powerbomb, and the Divas Champion is eliminated early. AJ Lee gets in the ring and tries to wear down Kharma, but Kharma flattens her out. Eve wants in on AJ. Vickie demands Kharma tag her in. "You want that contract, you tag her in!" Kharma looks annoyed, but she puts her head down and tags in Eve, who arrogantly prances around the ring. Kharma is on the apron, but slowly recovering Layla and Alicia Fox each grab a leg of her and pull her off the apron. AJ then makes a comeback on Eve, and there is no Kharma to tag. Natalya, however, comes in and locks the Sharpshooter on AJ. Kaitlyn breaks it up, and AJ tags in Kaitlyn who cleans house on Natalya. Tamina comes in and Kaitlyn is laid out with a Samoan drop. Tamina goes up for a Superfly Splash, but Naomi pulls Kaitlyn out of the way. A Running Powerslam later and Tamina is eliminated.
Kharma is ordered to get in there with Kaitlyn, and although Kaitlyn fights, she eventually succumbs to another Sit-Down Powerbomb. Naomi now enters against Kharma, but she is overpowered. Eve blind-tags herself in off Kharma, however, and Eve is the one who finishes off Naomi with a Neckbreaker. A pissed off Kharma gets back in the ring and hits Eve with an Implant Buster. Vickie is screaming "NOOOOO!" and a beaten and stretched out AJ Lee enters and covers Eve for the three count. Kharma walks to the back as Natalya and AJ are left as the final two. AJ is at a clear disadvantage as Natalya controls the pace. AJ makes a heroic comeback, however, but just as it looks like she is about to win the match, Natalya catches her in the Sharpshooter, and again bends AJ Lee out of proportion, and AJ has no choice but to tap out. Natalya and Vickie celebrate.
* This would lead to Eve Torres being named the #1 Contender by Vickie Guerrero, as part of a verbal agreement the two came to if Eve won the match. Natalya is offended, since it was her who won the match. Eve tells Natalya that it was all the hard work of herself and Vickie putting the team together, and that deserves to be rewarded. Natalya turns quasi-face by attacking Eve, and the two fight over who earns the right to face Layla for the Divas Title.
* Vickie Guerrero and AJ Lee still have issues left, and some higher power ends up forcing them into a match against each other at Tables, Ladders & Chairs. Vickie ends up revealing that she promised Kharma a contract if her team won the match. It looked like Vickie was going to screw Kharma over for walking out on her at Survivor Series, but Vickie desperately needs Kharma in her corner now that AJ gets a one-on-one match with her. Kharma reluctantly agrees, if Vickie begs on her knees. Vickie does, and the vengeful goddess seems appeased. AJ Lee wins that match against Vickie Guerrero, but AJ is laid out by Kharma post-match, leading to a match between the two at the Royal Rumble.
* This leaves Naomi, Tamina, Kaitlyn and Alicia Fox to work the Divas under-card for a bit.
MEANWHILE
* On SmackDown, you debut Paige as Booker T's new Diva signing. She is her usual cheery self, and she manages to upset another Diva prospect (maybe someone from the independent scene), and Paige gets the clean pin with RamPaige. Booker T hands Paige her new WWE contract. The next week, as Paige makes her way out for a match against some other girl, she is attacked in the aisle by an older woman who looks a bit like her. JBL, being the knowledgeable fellow that he is, recognises that is "Saraya," Paige's mother. Josh Mathews begs the question of why a mother would attack her own daughter.
* Saraya reveals her motivations -- "I never got an opportunity! I gave you life and you have stolen my moment!" Saraya and Paige have a violent feud on SmackDown, which could be used to entrench Paige as a clear fan-favourite in the Divas Division.
#1-norm-fan
11-17-2012, 08:54 PM
Jesus Christ, Noid...
Mr. Nerfect
11-17-2012, 09:01 PM
Hey, I really want to see women's wrestling turn around, alright?
Mr. Nerfect
11-17-2012, 09:15 PM
All things willing, this could actually lead to a Divas Elimination Chamber at the February PPV, as well. Natalya defending the Divas Title against Kharma, AJ Lee, Saraya, Paige and Layla -- perhaps under the orders of a pissed off Eve Torres, who wants to see all her rivals hurt each other. The match would come down to Kharma and AJ Lee fighting it out for the Divas Title, and Kharma again coming up victorious despite AJ's best efforts and becoming the new Divas Champion.
Kharma would reveal on RAW that she despises the idea of being a "Divas" Champion, and she brings back the Women's Championship as the prize for female Superstars in the WWE.
#1-norm-fan
11-17-2012, 09:17 PM
The easy, quicker to explain way of fixing it would be to stop fucking having someone dominate and look good for a month and then when the next challenger steps up, suddenly, she destroys that chick who was looking so dominant for a month and then she looks dominant herself for a month, etc...
Fucking Layla for the most recent example. She was on top of the division and looked like the best diva in WWE kayfabe-wise for a bit and now they wanna put over Kaitlyn so she comes out and squashes Layla to make her look good...
It's horseshit booking. No diva will ever get over as a serious competitor (in divas terms) like that.
#1-norm-fan
11-17-2012, 09:20 PM
Before Layla it was Beth Phoenix. Remember when she was dominant? Then remember when it was someone else's turn to challenge so suddenly the dominant Beth Phoenix couldn't beat a fucking diva who she could squash in seconds previously?
They do the same retarded booking with the guys but it's more glaring with the divas since the division is so small you can clearly see the inconsistency.
Emperor Smeat
11-17-2012, 09:25 PM
So overall, to me, I don't see why there is thought of calling up NXT women. Not when you've got a division that all women, but one, can actually put on a match to some extent. They all have a least some experience in the ring and in front of a usual WWE crowd. The WWE have the answers to their problem, but they just aren't using them.
They might have some experience but its still pretty low considering only a couple manage to be over with the crowd or are interesting enough to be relevant.
I think if the WWE really does change the focus, they are not looking at having to spend all that time to rebuild and instead want already "made" wrestlers in terms of quality (either in wrestling skills or in characters) which reduces the division to just a couple of useable people.
The ones they call up from NXT would already have more wrestling skills than most of the current Divas division so that takes care of that part of the division.
Mr. Nerfect
11-17-2012, 09:29 PM
There is no depth to the Divas Division. There are no feuds or rivalries that go on. All the girls hate each other because they are girls and that's what girls do, right? They turn face and heel depending on which team they are on this week, and the only time they fight over anything other than the title, it is the right to challenge for the title or because they made fun of each other's hair or beauty products.
The Divas Division needs characters. It needs marketable women. Right now they are all "hard working girls who used to be models but now kick ass." What about the women who have trained for this specifically? What about women that could have merchandise produced and sold. How about a masked woman, providing little girls in the WWE audience with their own Rey Mysterio/Sin Cara like role model they can look up to? How about a babyface Diva who isn't stereotypically pretty, but just works her fucking ass off to get to where she is?
There is a place for the sex appeal of the Divas, don't get me wrong -- but there is absolutely no reason you cannot have a variety of personalities and types in the division.
Lock Jaw
11-17-2012, 09:39 PM
Only The Movement could save the Divas Division
Lock Jaw
11-17-2012, 10:43 PM
Some fan art (not by me):
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b48/brigante133/kanedanielbryan.jpg
Shadrick
11-17-2012, 11:35 PM
Yeah. He's the guy that has direct access to bring Jennifer Hudson in to do something with WWE. His greatest asset.
Clearly its the most obvious strong point, but lets not all pretend he's a COMPLETELY talentless individual...
#1-norm-fan
11-17-2012, 11:40 PM
I didn't say he was...
Pretty close though. Fucking perfect gimmick he's got with the lawyer thing. And even then, he's still not a very good actor even for a wrestler. Nothing at all special about him in the ring. (Granted, all he does are shitty, meaningless 3 minute tops TV matches but even in the NXT days, he was underwhelming and absolutely bland in the ring.)
#1-norm-fan
11-17-2012, 11:41 PM
The guy seems really likable though.
Shadrick
11-17-2012, 11:43 PM
I didn't say he was...
Pretty close though. Fucking perfect gimmick he's got with the lawyer thing. And even then, he's still not a very good actor even for a wrestler.
Honestly, when I said "lets not all" it wasn't directed to you as much as it was to others who criticize Otunga as being "J-Huds husband" and thats it.
KaosDarksol
11-18-2012, 01:13 AM
Otunga is going to change his gimmick into a Twinkie hoarder anyways and we will all love it
JimmyMess
11-18-2012, 01:44 AM
Some fan art (not by me):
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b48/brigante133/kanedanielbryan.jpg
this picture really brings out the terrible in Kane's outfit
SlickyTrickyDamon
11-18-2012, 05:33 AM
I wouldn't call Cameron a diva. She probably couldn't wrestle her way out of a wet paper bag.
SlickyTrickyDamon
11-18-2012, 05:34 AM
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/11/16/1116-david-otunga-hostess-1.jpg
He should be hoarding snickers.
Volare
11-18-2012, 10:50 AM
Found this on my hometown news page.
(kstp.com) Rhodes Scholars announced for 2013
(AP) WASHINGTON - Thirty-two American students were named Sunday in the newest group of Rhodes Scholars and will be awarded scholarships to study at Oxford University.
The prestigious awards provide all expenses for up to four years of study at the university in England. The winners were selected from 838 applicants endorsed by 302 different colleges and universities. The scholars will enter Oxford next October.
Rhodes Scholarships were created in 1902 by the will of British philanthropist Cecil Rhodes and have a value of about $50,000 per year.
Winners are selected on the basis of high academic achievement, personal integrity, leadership potential and physical vigor, among other attributes.
The American students will join an international group of scholars selected from 14 other jurisdictions around the world. About 80 scholars are selected each year.
Rhodes or Sandow better make fun of this somehow.
drave
11-18-2012, 11:12 AM
There is no depth to the Divas Division. There are no feuds or rivalries that go on. All the girls hate each other because they are girls and that's what girls do, right? They turn face and heel depending on which team they are on this week, and the only time they fight over anything other than the title, it is the right to challenge for the title or because they made fun of each other's hair or beauty products.
The Divas Division needs characters. It needs marketable women. Right now they are all "hard working girls who used to be models but now kick ass." What about the women who have trained for this specifically? What about women that could have merchandise produced and sold. How about a masked woman, providing little girls in the WWE audience with their own Rey Mysterio/Sin Cara like role model they can look up to? How about a babyface Diva who isn't stereotypically pretty, but just works her fucking ass off to get to where she is?
There is a place for the sex appeal of the Divas, don't get me wrong -- but there is absolutely no reason you cannot have a variety of personalities and types in the division.
Only thing is, they use the division specifically for the sex appeal. They give the character development to the big name fellas. It definitely sucks, as the whole Diva division is craptastic and a waste of time (in the ring). They are some sexy ladies though.
TNA has proven that, given exposure, there can be some amazing women's matches to take place (see: Mickey vs Tara cage k?). WWE could utilize 30 mins of their "3rd hour of Raw" for ladies, and 30 mins for development. That would be "fresh, new and exciting" and give a chance for more talent exposure.
Wehttam
11-18-2012, 11:14 AM
Found this on my hometown news page.
Rhodes or Sandow better make fun of this somehow.
why should they make fun of it? that is where their name came from. this isn't some shocking coincidence
Triple Naitch
11-18-2012, 11:17 AM
There's no need to call up the women from NXT. The WWE wouldn't be in the situation they're in with the Divas Division if they actually used more than just two Divas at a time.
The Divas Division has AJ, Aksana, Alicia Fox, Cameron, Eve, Kaitlyn, Layla, Naomi, Natalya, Rosa and Tamina. They had Beth Phoenix but now she's gone. They have those Divas but do absolutely nothing positive with the majority of them.
As much as I hate AJ, I can't ignore the fact that she can actually wrestle, she's not diabolically bad or anything like that, but for a long time she was just a valet for Daniel Bryan and then near the end of her valet days, she just spent her time in a neck brace pulling puppy dog eyes. She then became GM of Raw and did a whole lot of mic time and now she just gets into shouting matches with Vickie Guerrero. Why not just throw her in the ring.
Aksana was great as Cesaro's valet and I don't know why it was ended. Especially so suddenly and over just one match that Cesaro lost. The WWE can, and I think they are, working on Aksana more and giving her more training, so why not use her in the future?
Alicia Fox is actually pretty good in the ring and if the WWE stop changing her from heel to face then face to heel constantly, people might actually give a fuck about her. I think her time as Diva's Champion was alright, but now, she serves as just a jobber in the division.
Cameron can just remain as a valet. I've never seen her in a match and I don't even know if she's even had a match before, but if not, give her some training and then see where she goes.
Eve, Kaitlyn and Laya are the centre of the Divas universe right now and I like that Kaitlyn is actually being used. It was stupid having the winner of NXT Season 3 do fuck all and the woman who came third, basically get the treatment of a winner of the season. All three women are good but having them all be involved with each other is not so good. Introduce a forth Diva and then two of them break off into their own feud with each other then it'll give the division a "sense of expansion".
Naomi, the runner-up of NXT Season 3 can be thrown into the ring. Hell, why not make her the forth Diva of what I've said? Though saying that, she would have to turn heel, I guess.
Natalya is easily the best wrestler in the Divas Division by far, but for some reason, the WWE can't see this and instead, have her go from being a valet for The Hart Dynasty, to a two month reign as champion, to constantly farting, to jobbing and I've not watched this weeks SmackDown, but it looks like she might start dating The Great Khali. There's times where it actually annoys me that the WWE do this to her. Especially during the whole "Kelly Kelly Era" where her face was plastered everywhere and she was given constant matches and even the Divas Championship, even though she was pretty shit in the ring, while Beth and Natalya jobbed and farted. Natalya is probably the reason why that news of introducing NXT women is annoying me a bit. The have fucking Natalya and they're still sitting there basically wondering "Hmm, how do we make the Divas Division better?". The answer is right in front of them.
Rosa is a fantastic valet, as she's proved that with Epico & Primo, but it looks like she'll be leaving them for Del Rio, maybe. From what I remember of her time in the ring, she wasn't terrible but she wasn't great too. More matches, mean more training and I actually wouldn't mind seeing her in more matches.
My Tamina views are pretty much the same as my Natalya one, but not as "passionate". She's really good in the ring and more involvement from her would be interesting to see. I don't know why she isn't currently being used for anything. It's like she's disappeared.
So overall, to me, I don't see why there is thought of calling up NXT women. Not when you've got a division that all women, but one, can actually put on a match to some extent. They all have a least some experience in the ring and in front of a usual WWE crowd. The WWE have the answers to their problem, but they just aren't using them.
@Cool King:
True, but they may be looking back to the days where they had 8 on 8 Divas tag matches and only 3 of them got any ringtime... one being in there only to break up the first pin attempt. They want to return the division to such dizzying heights!
And in general, the "answer to the solution" is pretty often right in front of them. On a lot of things. For example, if they lose a major heel to injury, they won't be like "Okay, Dolph: step up!" and then prop someone up to be in Dolph's position, they'll try to build a guy out of nowhere and likely have it blow up in their face because he got a huge reaction ONE TIME and sucks ass subsequently while leapfrogging Dolph and making him disgruntled about it. Then, say, Ziggles gets sick of that shit and walks away... now they have an injured heel, a guy who quit, and a prospect that didn't work out and they'll scratch their heads going "oh, what the fuck do we do now?" instead of taking the path of least resistance.
I believe what Heyman said about Punk on the DVD is true of a lot of talent WWE aquires: that get tremendous buzz, but WWE doesn't see what to do with them. They just keep them around so that they aren't making money for someone else. They can't keep crying that they want to rebuild the Diva's division, yet keep driving away talent like a Beth Phoenix or a Gail Kim with lack of use.
You can say "people don't care about women's wrestling" all you want, but if WWE really wanted to make people care and got behind it, people would care BECAUSE WWE got behind it and made people care. TNA proved that shit could work. WWE even proved that shit could work when they brought in Kong and everyone in the arenas went nuts not because she was hot or anything-we know she would NEVER be a Maxim Girl- but because they wanted to see her kill bitches in a gladatorial feeding frenzy. And she was supposed to be coming in as a monster heel. Unfortunate her life took the turn it did. But even if it didn't... how long would that run have last? I mean, who's to say they wouldn't have shelved her in a couple months and put her in the same boat of disuse that Natty and Tamina seem to "enjoy" right now?
I mapped out a plan for the Divas Division one day when I felt like thinking about it, and here is what I came up with:
* The Vickie Guerrero vs. AJ Lee angle makes perfect sense. As far as female personalities go, you don't get a face/heel combo that clash just as well as Vickie and AJ. The WWE should have booked Team Vickie vs. Team AJ at Survivor Series.
* AJ Lee approaches Kaitlyn backstage and asks her to be a member of Team AJ. They've had problems in the past, but they both hate Vickie. Kaitlyn agrees, but just because she hates Vickie. Eve Torres offers to captain Team Vickie, because "It will be an honor to work with you, Miss Guerrero." Natalya forces AJ Lee to submit to the Sharpshooter after stretching her into an ungodly position, and Eve & Vickie offer her a spot on the team.
* During an AJ Lee/Kaitlyn vs. Eve/Natalya tag team match, Layla runs down to ringside and shoves Eve off the top rope, allowing Kaitlyn to sneak a pin off the Divas Champion. She has a microphone and announces that she will be part of "Team AJ" at Survivor Series.
* Vickie and Eve announce that Aksana will be part of their team, but then also have a plan. They announce (using Vickie's managing supervisor powers) that Kaitlyn and Layla will face off, with the winner being the #1 Contender for Eve's Divas Title. AJ Lee begs them not to let their egos get in the way of their team at Survivor Series, but it's clear that both Kaitlyn and Layla want to be the champion. Eve appears to Kaitlyn backstage and tells her that while it was her that got the title shot at Night of Champions when Kaitlyn was attacked -- who really stood to benefit from Kaitlyn being out? It was Layla, who was the champion after all. Kaitlyn gives this a think.
* Kaitlyn defeats Layla to become the #1 Contender for the Divas Title when Eve comes out and shoves Layla off the top rope as a receipt for what Layla did to her. Kaitlyn scores the pin and is the new #1 Contender, as Layla looks visibly bummed.
* AJ Lee tries to keep things steady between her team, and Kaitlyn agrees as long as Layla stays out of her match tonight, as Vickie announces that Tamina Snuka will be on her team at Survivor Series. AJ approaches Naomi backstage, and says that they know and respect each other from NXT, and that AJ can give Naomi the opportunity to show her stuff to the WWE Universe at Survivor Series. Naomi agrees and joins Team AJ.
* Kaitlyn and Eve Torres work the best possible match they can for the Divas Title, but Layla appears on the stage. Eve is all smiles, thinking that she has planted the seeds of dissent effectively. Kaitlyn is upset, and Eve thinks things are going her way, when Layla helps out Kaitlyn to roll-up Eve and win the title. Eve is horrified, and Kaitlyn & Layla celebrate together as it is clear that they have played Eve and Vickie.
* Alicia Fox offers to join Team Vickie, and Vickie tells Alicia that she remembers her. "You ruined my wedding!" Alicia tells Vickie that's in the past, and Vickie tells Alicia to get off her show. "You're banned from RAW!" An obviously upset Alicia Fox becomes "SmackDown exclusive" and makes a promise to Booker T to make SmackDown as "interesting" as she can. Alicia adopts a gimmick where she uses her sexual prowess to put on "shows" for the WWE Universe, pushing the PG limits as far as they will go. Alicia is added as the fifth member of Team AJ, although the other girls seem to disagree with Alicia's "Attitude era" antics. Vickie keeps the final member of her team a secret.
* To cause as much dysfunction as possible, Vickie books one last match before Survivor Series -- Kaitlyn vs. Layla for the Divas Championship. In that match, Eve costs Kaitlyn the bout, and her Divas Title reign is a short one, with Layla being the unwitting beneficiary of heel support.
* At Survivor Series, Kharma is revealed to be the final member of Team Vickie. AJ Lee, being the captain, offers to start in the ring with her. She tries her little heart out, but she's no match for Kharma. They go about ten minutes, with no one else tagging in. Eventually, the noble Naomi is all "Fuck this!" and tags herself in off a beaten AJ. Naomi throws everything she has at Kharma, and gets her off on her feet. This seems to inspire a combined Divas effort, and the babyfaces work together to try and take out Kharma. Things break down for a bit, and Layla and Naomi do some funking out together. Aksana tags herself in off the reeling Kharma, but runs into some double-team moves. Alicia Fox hits a Scissors Kick on Aksana to eliminate her. As Fox is celebrating, Kharma takes her head off with a clothesline and pins her after hitting an Implant Buster.
Layla comes off the top rope, but she is caught by Kharma, and then hit with a Michinoku Driver. Kharma hits her with a Sit-Down Powerbomb, and the Divas Champion is eliminated early. AJ Lee gets in the ring and tries to wear down Kharma, but Kharma flattens her out. Eve wants in on AJ. Vickie demands Kharma tag her in. "You want that contract, you tag her in!" Kharma looks annoyed, but she puts her head down and tags in Eve, who arrogantly prances around the ring. Kharma is on the apron, but slowly recovering Layla and Alicia Fox each grab a leg of her and pull her off the apron. AJ then makes a comeback on Eve, and there is no Kharma to tag. Natalya, however, comes in and locks the Sharpshooter on AJ. Kaitlyn breaks it up, and AJ tags in Kaitlyn who cleans house on Natalya. Tamina comes in and Kaitlyn is laid out with a Samoan drop. Tamina goes up for a Superfly Splash, but Naomi pulls Kaitlyn out of the way. A Running Powerslam later and Tamina is eliminated.
Kharma is ordered to get in there with Kaitlyn, and although Kaitlyn fights, she eventually succumbs to another Sit-Down Powerbomb. Naomi now enters against Kharma, but she is overpowered. Eve blind-tags herself in off Kharma, however, and Eve is the one who finishes off Naomi with a Neckbreaker. A pissed off Kharma gets back in the ring and hits Eve with an Implant Buster. Vickie is screaming "NOOOOO!" and a beaten and stretched out AJ Lee enters and covers Eve for the three count. Kharma walks to the back as Natalya and AJ are left as the final two. AJ is at a clear disadvantage as Natalya controls the pace. AJ makes a heroic comeback, however, but just as it looks like she is about to win the match, Natalya catches her in the Sharpshooter, and again bends AJ Lee out of proportion, and AJ has no choice but to tap out. Natalya and Vickie celebrate.
* This would lead to Eve Torres being named the #1 Contender by Vickie Guerrero, as part of a verbal agreement the two came to if Eve won the match. Natalya is offended, since it was her who won the match. Eve tells Natalya that it was all the hard work of herself and Vickie putting the team together, and that deserves to be rewarded. Natalya turns quasi-face by attacking Eve, and the two fight over who earns the right to face Layla for the Divas Title.
* Vickie Guerrero and AJ Lee still have issues left, and some higher power ends up forcing them into a match against each other at Tables, Ladders & Chairs. Vickie ends up revealing that she promised Kharma a contract if her team won the match. It looked like Vickie was going to screw Kharma over for walking out on her at Survivor Series, but Vickie desperately needs Kharma in her corner now that AJ gets a one-on-one match with her. Kharma reluctantly agrees, if Vickie begs on her knees. Vickie does, and the vengeful goddess seems appeased. AJ Lee wins that match against Vickie Guerrero, but AJ is laid out by Kharma post-match, leading to a match between the two at the Royal Rumble.
* This leaves Naomi, Tamina, Kaitlyn and Alicia Fox to work the Divas under-card for a bit.
MEANWHILE
* On SmackDown, you debut Paige as Booker T's new Diva signing. She is her usual cheery self, and she manages to upset another Diva prospect (maybe someone from the independent scene), and Paige gets the clean pin with RamPaige. Booker T hands Paige her new WWE contract. The next week, as Paige makes her way out for a match against some other girl, she is attacked in the aisle by an older woman who looks a bit like her. JBL, being the knowledgeable fellow that he is, recognises that is "Saraya," Paige's mother. Josh Mathews begs the question of why a mother would attack her own daughter.
* Saraya reveals her motivations -- "I never got an opportunity! I gave you life and you have stolen my moment!" Saraya and Paige have a violent feud on SmackDown, which could be used to entrench Paige as a clear fan-favourite in the Divas Division.
Way too much diva talk for no pictures.
drave
11-18-2012, 11:27 AM
http://www.prorasslin.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/MarySe-wwe-divas-16303607-1920-1080.jpg
ron the dial
11-18-2012, 11:27 AM
dammit that picture just interrupted what was a fantastic diva's literary material wank! argh!
drave
11-18-2012, 11:30 AM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/026/242/Kaitlyn_crop_650x440.jpg?1284264235
drave
11-18-2012, 11:33 AM
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101023124038/prowrestling/images/5/51/Kaitlyn_13.jpg
Emperor Smeat
11-18-2012, 12:43 PM
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Emperor Smeat
11-18-2012, 01:03 PM
http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/540100_384125264998829_6632558_n.jpg
Razzamajazz
11-18-2012, 01:40 PM
i watched the chamber of horrors match from '91 last night. lol what a mess that was. also had absolutely no idea scott hall wrassled for wcw back then
Rammsteinmad
11-18-2012, 02:26 PM
Fucking hate when all these headlines say stuff like "John Cena debuts new attire" or "Jim Ross debuts new look", and all it is, is the same attire with a different colour, or a goatee or something.
Mercenary
11-18-2012, 03:04 PM
http://i.imgur.com/bt67r.gif
Cool King
11-18-2012, 03:26 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3MUup0MXa6w" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
KyleEmmott
11-18-2012, 06:06 PM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/026/242/Kaitlyn_crop_650x440.jpg?1284264235
I must see more.
KyleEmmott
11-18-2012, 06:07 PM
http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/540100_384125264998829_6632558_n.jpg
Nicky Fives
11-18-2012, 06:07 PM
30 minutes of Divas material on Raw? let's start with 10 to 15 and work our way up..... ratings are bad enough as it is.....
KyleEmmott
11-18-2012, 06:08 PM
Does anyone else hate the whole promo where they play a recording of Jeff Hardy talking what is supposed to be his mind?
Wishbone
11-18-2012, 06:19 PM
Does anyone else hate the whole promo where they play a recording of Jeff Hardy talking what is supposed to be his mind?
I fucking hated that so much :nono: Honestly all this "innovative" stuff TNA is doing is just stupid. The cameraman hiding during segments and peeking in the cracks of doors etc. is just retarded.
It's an evolutionary step. WWE will probably experiment that idea with John Cena and Santino Marella.
Emperor Smeat
11-18-2012, 06:56 PM
Does anyone else hate the whole promo where they play a recording of Jeff Hardy talking what is supposed to be his mind?
Haven't watched TNA in a few weeks but does Jeff at least react to the inner thoughts?
Like if he passed by a row of cupcakes and he's smiling because his inner thoughts thinks those are delicious.
KyleEmmott
11-18-2012, 06:58 PM
Haven't watched TNA in a few weeks but does Jeff at least react to the inner thoughts?
Like if he passed by a row of cupcakes and he's smiling because his inner thoughts thinks those are delicious.
It's just a terrible idea, He'd talk to Austin Aries and when he walks away, everything goes silent & a recording of him saying some philosphical bullshit plays
OldSchoolFan
11-18-2012, 10:14 PM
Random thought... Mania Main Event will be Cena/Punk with Rock as ref...
OldSchoolFan
11-19-2012, 12:12 AM
Another random thought... with the great ending of SS I wonder if they may do something novel and tie their attack into something that is more than a week old... what do you guys think of them slowly targeting original Nexus members one by one. Basically the person behind the initial attacks is pissed they disbanded and is taking them out before working toward the "bigger goal" hell can even have Heyman be the original mastermind keeping them with Punk .
Could be used explain why the debut was similar and they targeted Ryback only.
Emperor Smeat
11-19-2012, 12:28 AM
Heard a better idea on another place of tying what Heyman said to Maddox last week to the attacks at SS.
Heyman offers something to Maddox in return Maddox calls some of his buddies from NXT to take out Ryback. End result is now a stable forms either lead by Maddox (Nexus-like but with Ryback as the initial target) or by Punk/Heyman as part of a "Heyman Guys" stable (with or without Lesnar's association).
Having Heyman be behind the attacks on the original Nexus would mean he was the original "higher power" talked about which wouldn't make sense since he wasn't even associated with the WWE at the time nor had any power to do so.
OldSchoolFan
11-19-2012, 12:40 AM
Heard a better idea on another place of tying what Heyman said to Maddox last week to the attacks at SS.
Heyman offers something to Maddox in return Maddox calls some of his buddies from NXT to take out Ryback. End result is now a stable forms either lead by Maddox (Nexus-like but with Ryback as the initial target) or by Punk/Heyman as part of a "Heyman Guys" stable (with or without Lesnar's association).
Having Heyman be behind the attacks on the original Nexus would mean he was the original "higher power" talked about which wouldn't make sense since he wasn't even associated with the WWE at the time nor had any power to do so.
Regarding the last part of your statement, not to be a smart ass but they could play it up that he was planning all of this out way in advance.
I had totally forgotten the first part it makes total sense using that because I was thinking Maddox had to fit in somewhere
Vastardikai
11-19-2012, 10:35 AM
Embedding Disabled, but damn did Dave need to exercise his calves. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja0TX_dX5iA&feature=share&list=ULja0TX_dX5iA)
That is surreal and weird.
Volare
11-19-2012, 10:48 AM
Heard a better idea on another place of tying what Heyman said to Maddox last week to the attacks at SS.
Heyman offers something to Maddox in return Maddox calls some of his buddies from NXT to take out Ryback. End result is now a stable forms either lead by Maddox (Nexus-like but with Ryback as the initial target) or by Punk/Heyman as part of a "Heyman Guys" stable (with or without Lesnar's association).
Having Heyman be behind the attacks on the original Nexus would mean he was the original "higher power" talked about which wouldn't make sense since he wasn't even associated with the WWE at the time nor had any power to do so.
I would love this an excuse for Heyman to try and "take over" WWE. He can proclaim he has the future of professional wrestling and without the future you're dead (or something like that) since he has the WWE champion, his other guys can dominate the tag and IC, US titles and be unstoppable till the Randy Orton of the group shines through.
Embedding Disabled, but damn did Dave need to exercise his calves. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja0TX_dX5iA&feature=share&list=ULja0TX_dX5iA)
damnnn, everything below his waist, nevermind just calves
this explains why Dave did all that dancing
that Youtube account is actually great, bunch of really interesting dark matches on there
SlickyTrickyDamon
11-19-2012, 12:14 PM
365!
SlickyTrickyDamon
11-19-2012, 12:16 PM
Remember when Ryback was saying "Feed me three?" Looks like he finally got more than he can chew.
KaosDarksol
11-19-2012, 12:40 PM
Remember when Ryback was saying "Feed me three?" Looks like he finally got more than he can chew.
Figured that's where they would go with it we will see though tonight
James Steele
11-19-2012, 12:42 PM
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Rico vs BROCK LESNAR. Rico is doing a Jerry Flynn impression during this match.
Immortal Moose
11-19-2012, 01:41 PM
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Emperor Smeat
11-19-2012, 01:46 PM
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http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/src/1353336370631.gif
Vastardikai
11-19-2012, 01:57 PM
That first gif looked like she had to stop herself from giving the crowd some titties.
Cool King
11-19-2012, 06:20 PM
http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/7704/pacp.png
I wonder where Old Castle Upon Tyne is?
Ultra Mantis
11-19-2012, 06:33 PM
They might just further alter that to New Castle Upon Time and have him drop through a portal from the future to stop Ryback winning the WWE Title.
Road Warrior
11-19-2012, 06:57 PM
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Razzamajazz
11-19-2012, 07:14 PM
20 minutes into sandman's youshoot and he hasn't said a single coherent thing yet
Razzamajazz
11-19-2012, 07:15 PM
hey sandman, what was the reaction to the crucifying angle in ecw?
"let me tell about when scotty was the director for that saturday evening show where they had the fireworks"
Lock Jaw
11-19-2012, 07:47 PM
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http://www.firegoon.com/images/waray66.gif
Lock Jaw
11-19-2012, 07:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/SZbu9.jpg
drave
11-19-2012, 08:22 PM
http://giants-world.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_WWE_The_True_Story_of_Wrestlemania_2011_Disc1_DVDRip_x264-RUDOS_mp4_000407008.jpg
drave
11-19-2012, 08:25 PM
Undertaker is awesome, but this is too funny
http://www.awkwardtvpauses.com/image/television/1110/-awkward-television-pause-1317660417.jpg
Emperor Smeat
11-19-2012, 08:33 PM
http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Eve_Winning.gif
Blakeamus
11-19-2012, 08:47 PM
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s480x480/215921_10151105533277610_1670710885_n.jpg
KyleEmmott
11-19-2012, 09:30 PM
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Wehttam
11-20-2012, 10:40 AM
http://i.imgur.com/SZbu9.jpg
glad to see rock is back to rocking the $500 shirt
Volare
11-20-2012, 10:58 AM
Lol every guy in the background is checking out the girl in the pink.
Wonder if Rock told her to pancake her ass out of there afterwards....
Innovator
11-20-2012, 11:02 AM
Upon closer inspection...the Rock is in that picture.
Razzamajazz
11-20-2012, 12:47 PM
either that's a man or she has one hairy bush
James Steele
11-20-2012, 01:00 PM
either that's a man or she has one hairy bush
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Emperor Smeat
11-20-2012, 01:43 PM
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Cool King
11-20-2012, 04:40 PM
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Emperor Smeat
11-20-2012, 04:44 PM
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Lock Jaw
11-20-2012, 07:36 PM
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Emperor Smeat
11-20-2012, 08:36 PM
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Frank Drebin
11-20-2012, 09:07 PM
La Parka was the shit back in the day. I used to dominate my friends and dance on their dead bodies in WCW/NWO Revenge on the N64.
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Cool King
11-20-2012, 09:10 PM
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1155574_o.gif
That walk is fantastic.
Cool King
11-20-2012, 09:45 PM
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Cool King
11-20-2012, 09:45 PM
Goldbert.
Lock Jaw
11-20-2012, 09:49 PM
The T is silent.
Emperor Smeat
11-20-2012, 10:14 PM
http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/9595/lxyy1stmfz1rnzbx2o11280.jpg
Tonight's Hardcore Pawn apparently featured Lex Luger trying to hock his ring gear. It'll repeat at 12AM EST tonight on TruTV.
lol.
FourFifty
11-20-2012, 11:12 PM
Kinda hoping we get Fandango's theme on itunes soon.
Razzamajazz
11-20-2012, 11:32 PM
Tonight's Hardcore Pawn apparently featured Lex Luger trying to hock his ring gear. It'll repeat at 12AM EST tonight on TruTV.
lol.
they should just rename that show "black guys demanding money for worthless shit"
Lock Jaw
11-21-2012, 12:01 AM
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Lock Jaw
11-21-2012, 12:04 AM
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Neeeerd
Razzamajazz
11-21-2012, 12:41 AM
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/11/20/1120-celeste-beryl-bonin-article-tmz-wm-2.jpg
what
Lock Jaw
11-21-2012, 01:12 AM
She was apparently arrested backstage at SD due to an outstanding speeding ticket.
#1-norm-fan
11-21-2012, 01:13 AM
WWE Diva Kaitlyn Arrested at Live Event (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1417218-wwe-news-wwe-diva-kaitlyn-arrested-at-live-event)
It all went down at the Van Andel Arena ... sources tell us the 26 year old was taken into custody by the Kent County Sheriff stemming from an old speeding ticket.
Were told shortly after she arrived at the arena police showed up with a warrant ... she was hauled to a nearby police station where she was booked and took a pretty impressive mugshot.
A short time later Kaitlyn -- real name Celeste Bonin -- was released on a $315 bond.
Kaitlyn released a statement to TMZ .. saying, “During a previous visit to Michigan, I was cited for a traffic violation. I am fully cooperating with authorities to resolve the matter.”
#1-norm-fan
11-21-2012, 01:13 AM
lol. Ridiculous reason to be arrested.
James Steele
11-21-2012, 01:40 AM
How old was the ticket?
lol. Ridiculous reason to be arrested.
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Shadrick
11-21-2012, 06:40 AM
That, imo is such a waste of resources. You send cops to GO GET HER at the arena on an old speeding ticket? I mean, if she was pulled over, and they found out she had a warrant, thats one thing, but to take uniformed officers and have them GO GET HER to take her in on an old speeding ticket, eh, its bullshit to me.
Volare
11-21-2012, 09:45 AM
Most epic, hottest mugshot of the year, possibly decade right now.
Watch the WWF Attitude Era Blu-Ray.
James Steele
11-21-2012, 12:06 PM
That, imo is such a waste of resources. You send cops to GO GET HER at the arena on an old speeding ticket? I mean, if she was pulled over, and they found out she had a warrant, thats one thing, but to take uniformed officers and have them GO GET HER to take her in on an old speeding ticket, eh, its bullshit to me.
I imagine they had a few cops going to the event anyway. If every town did this (especially back in the day), I bet a shitload of wrestlers would be in this situation.
Holy shit! Attitude Era was fucking nuts.
James Steele
11-21-2012, 12:08 PM
ZOMG!
Razzamajazz
11-21-2012, 12:10 PM
tell us again about how the attitude era was popular
Cool King
11-21-2012, 12:10 PM
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/11/20/1120-celeste-beryl-bonin-article-tmz-wm-2.jpg
That has to be the most photogenic mugshot I've ever seen.
The documentary was okay at best.
#1-norm-fan
11-21-2012, 12:40 PM
I imagine they had a few cops going to the event anyway. If every town did this (especially back in the day), I bet a shitload of wrestlers would be in this situation.
Usually for a warrant for something so petty, they don't get you until you get pulled over or something and they have to run your name.
I'm wondering how it came up that she had a warrant.
Razzamajazz
11-21-2012, 12:50 PM
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Volare
11-21-2012, 01:14 PM
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Emperor Smeat
11-21-2012, 01:59 PM
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Cool King
11-21-2012, 02:30 PM
http://i.minus.com/inflceT7kNpxi.gif
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Volare
11-21-2012, 02:33 PM
Actually a really good match. (and the gif rocks)
Goldust vs Ahmed Johnson for the IC Title. KOTR 96.
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Lock Jaw
11-21-2012, 02:36 PM
http://i.minus.com/inflceT7kNpxi.gif
"HOSTESS IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS?!"
Innovator
11-21-2012, 02:36 PM
MARYSE DIRTY THOUGHT INDUCING PICTORIAL OF THE DAY
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Nicky Fives
11-21-2012, 02:39 PM
pretty sure the two guys going flying in that Ahmed .gif are The Hardy Boyz.....
KaosDarksol
11-21-2012, 03:28 PM
pretty sure the two guys going flying in that Ahmed .gif are The Hardy Boyz.....
That's the first time they were referred to as high flyers
Emperor Smeat
11-21-2012, 03:32 PM
Linda McMahon campaign worker: I got a condom and a bad check
Posted by Rachel Weiner on November 20, 2012 at 1:14 pm
After complaining to a local news station about not getting paid after Election Day, workers for Connecticut Senate candidate Linda McMahon’s campaign say they were given checks that bounced. One worker says he got a bad check and a condom.
“Checks have been mailed to campaign workers. Replacement checks were issued for those who did not want to wait for the mail,” campaign spokeswoman Kate Duffy told WTNH. ”The original checks were then voided once replacement checks were issued.” They plan to follow up with staffers who reported receiving bad checks.
But one staffer says she only got the mail check, which no longer works. Another says he was handed a check that bounced — along with something else.
“Basically [a campaign staffer] handed me a check with a condom in it, told me I was screwed,” Twaine Don Gomes told the station. “That’s the rudest gesture you can ever do to a person, it’s like spitting in a person’s face.”
McMahon, a self-funding Republican and former WWE executive, lost to Rep. Chris Murphy (D).
drave
11-21-2012, 03:56 PM
LINDA DIDN'T SCREW THE STAFFER........
THE STAFFER - SCREWED THE STAFFER
The 2012 CT Screwjob
Cool King
11-21-2012, 04:00 PM
Carlito can return to the WWE and throw condoms at people.
Skippord
11-21-2012, 04:15 PM
Twaine?
Lock Jaw
11-21-2012, 04:52 PM
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Lock Jaw
11-21-2012, 05:03 PM
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This should be a reality show.
#1-norm-fan
11-21-2012, 06:12 PM
lol. Honky Tonk Man trying to start shit.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-in-reply-to="271084311577501696"><p>@<a href="https://twitter.com/realddp">realddp</a> @<a href="https://twitter.com/jakesnakeddt">jakesnakeddt</a> Word out of Harrisburg..Jake did not drink anything but was seen taking oxycontin pills out of a zip lock baggie</p>— Honky Tonk Man (@OfficialHTM) <a href="https://twitter.com/OfficialHTM/status/271321329897205760" data-datetime="2012-11-21T18:37:00+00:00">November 21, 2012</a></blockquote>
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owenbrown
11-21-2012, 06:46 PM
http://i.minus.com/inflceT7kNpxi.gif
"Another positive Ryback post? I am gonna put a stop to this shit right now."
Cool King
11-21-2012, 06:55 PM
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#1-norm-fan
11-21-2012, 07:17 PM
Just randomly watched the DX return on Raw 1,000. They come out in the tank and Michael Cole energetically exclaims "Reminiscent of the WCW invasion in Norfolk!" while the crowd is going crazy.
If someone had traveled via time machine from the 1930s and happened to enter our time in front of a television that was on USA network at that very time they likely would have killed themselves immediately, terrified at what the world had become.
Dark One
11-21-2012, 08:25 PM
lol. Honky Tonk Man trying to start shit.
That's pretty fucked up. Maybe I'd believe HTM if he wasn't always lying and starting shit on the internet.
The whole DDP / Jake the Snake series is entrancing, though. I finally sat down and watched all of them today, and it's pretty engaging.
James Steele
11-21-2012, 08:31 PM
:rofl:
Jake Roberts & Justin Bieber
The Twitter Feud of the Century
James Steele
11-21-2012, 08:35 PM
http://www.pinfalls.com/snapshot2.bmp
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/864083/thumbs/r-JUSTIN-BEIBER-PAUL-RAEF-large570.jpg?4
http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2012/10/20121015_EP_LIGHT_WM-economy_C-homepage.jpg
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drave
11-21-2012, 08:54 PM
the fact you used a creepy-smile DDP makes that post quite epic.
Vastardikai
11-21-2012, 09:44 PM
That's pretty fucked up. Maybe I'd believe HTM if he wasn't always lying and starting shit on the internet.
The whole DDP / Jake the Snake series is entrancing, though. I finally sat down and watched all of them today, and it's pretty engaging.
Especially when you consider that honky's el kebong allegedly caused the injury that resulted in the pain pill addiction part of his problems to start with.
Lock Jaw
11-21-2012, 09:58 PM
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Lock Jaw
11-21-2012, 09:59 PM
MARYSE DIRTY THOUGHT INDUCING PICTORIAL OF THE DAY
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Lock Jaw
11-21-2012, 10:01 PM
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SlickyTrickyDamon
11-22-2012, 12:36 AM
http://www.blogtv.com/people/jetpacksam
Survivor Series Marathon bitches
Shadrick
11-22-2012, 07:22 AM
Usually for a warrant for something so petty, they don't get you until you get pulled over or something and they have to run your name.
I'm wondering how it came up that she had a warrant.
This. And why her? So random.
Razzamajazz
11-22-2012, 09:45 AM
wwe.com has a "thanksgiving divas 2012" photo shoot consisting of mostly divas that no longer work there
Had no ideal Ryback and Miz were on the same season of Tough Enough...
http://www.realitynewsonline.com/images/te4final4.jpg
FourFifty
11-22-2012, 10:46 AM
I just want to post 5 random thoughts on pro-wrestling.
1- Mongo was a damn good member of the Four Horsemen. He wasn't the best wrestler, but his background just screamed excellence. His Superbowl put him at a certain level of prestige that no one else in the industry (that I know of) has ever had. And don't bitch about how he needed to be a better wrestler. Hulk Hogan was a piece of shit wrestler, even in his prime, who made a ton of cash because he had everything else working for him. Am I saying that Mongo could have reached that level? No, of course not. He just gets a lot of shit for being a crappy wrestler. You know who was a crappy horsemen who doesn't get as much shit as Mongo? Lex Luger. Fuck him.
2- I don't like Tough Enough or the Diva Search. Neither of them has yet to produce a reputable winner. The losers have made it bigger than the winners. And what happened to that one Big Andy guy? Ya know what, fuck him.
3- Cranky Vince is the best reason to have a twitter.
4- Today I read on the main page that WWE is going to have people watch TNA and ROH. I always thought that was standard. Ya gotta keep tabs on what other people are doing... but one thing that pissed me off a bit is how some of the writers had no prior knowledge of pro wrestling. Fuck them. How do they know what fans want?
5- If I could bring back a hand full of people on camera just as managers, It'd be Don Callis, Micheal PS Hayes, and Slick... and Fuck Heyman.
Cool King
11-22-2012, 10:54 AM
2- I don't like Tough Enough or the Diva Search. Neither of them has yet to produce a reputable winner. The losers have made it bigger than the winners. And what happened to that one Big Andy guy? Ya know what, fuck him.
Andy was released back in April.
#BROKEN Hasney
11-22-2012, 11:08 AM
Some numbered bullshit
1- Fuck you
2- John Morrison > Maven > Mongo
3- Fuck you
4- Nobody watches ROH
5- Fuck you. Heyman > All of them > Mongo
Rammsteinmad
11-22-2012, 12:02 PM
Roman Reigns is the brother of former WWE superstar Rosey, and the cousin of Rikishi, Umaga and Yokozuna.
Don't know if anyone knew that, but was just looking at his Wikipedia and thought I'd share.
#1-norm-fan
11-22-2012, 12:13 PM
It seems like the Anoa'i family just occasionally spontaneously produces giant men already in their 20s and ready to rassle.
Corporate CockSnogger
11-22-2012, 12:48 PM
Yeahhh like MANU!
Skippord
11-22-2012, 12:52 PM
I feel like Manu was the clone that got taken out a bit too early, if you know what I'm saying
Fignuts
11-22-2012, 01:00 PM
lol Mongo sucked.
And Kurt Angle's Gold Medals were far more prestigious.
#BROKEN Hasney
11-22-2012, 01:05 PM
Smackdown halfway through 2004 is kinda shitty. Kinda ruined the great work that was PAUL HEYMAN'S SMACKDOWN.
Bright Points
Eddie Champ
JBL
Jindrak
Dudleys
RVD
Chavo
Cena is fantastic
Bad Points
Back to stupid zombie Undertaker
Booker T looking for some sort of curse for the Undertaker
Kurt Angle's GM character is horrible
Mordecai (Even thought I loved him in ECW)
Dumb Eddie/JBL storyline with Eddies mum having a heart attack
Rene Dupree has a talk show
Jackie in the cruiserweight division
#BROKEN Hasney
11-22-2012, 01:07 PM
Now Eddie just collapsed in the ring on this Smackdown I'm watching. This is almost current-day Raw horrible.
#BROKEN Hasney
11-22-2012, 01:37 PM
Roffffl, I love Johnny Nitro as Bischoffs assistant.
Regal: "I bloody won't stand for it!"
Nitro: "You bloody will stand for it!"
Cool King
11-22-2012, 03:33 PM
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/5945/hugn.png
Lock Jaw
11-22-2012, 03:43 PM
In honor of Thanksgiving:
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I HAD PEAS BEFORE
Emperor Smeat
11-22-2012, 04:01 PM
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Cool King
11-22-2012, 04:33 PM
http://i.minus.com/iIp5Dybx0ok2f.gif
I have a habit of doing that with my 'tache.
Though not accompanied by the menacing look.
Cool King
11-22-2012, 05:50 PM
http://demandware.edgesuite.net/aaiw_prd/on/demandware.static/Sites-wwe-Site/Sites-main/default/v1353621000797/images/large/07066.jpg
Cool King
11-22-2012, 05:52 PM
While checking out WWEShop.com, I found that the Cody Rhodes T-Shirt that I've pretty much just bought, is now in the sale section.
Typical.
Emperor Smeat
11-22-2012, 06:01 PM
Its from the dirstsheets so take it with a grain of salt but WWE considering letting Punk beat the Rock at Mania and face Taker in a streak vs title match.
It is expected that with CM Punk winning at Survivor Series against Ryback and John Cena, he will be facing the Rock at the Royal Rumble. WWE's creative team has been talking about a storyline scenario where Punk beats Rock at the Rumble and moves on to defend the WWE Title against the Undertaker at WrestleMania 29 while Rock faces John Cena in a rematch at the show.
The original plans for the Road to WrestleMania involved Rock beating Punk for the title at the Rumble and then facing off with Cena for the belt at WrestleMania. One of the problems with that scenario though is the fact that it would lead to no title defenses at house shows for over two months, as well as a question whether Rock would defend the title at Elimination Chamber.
Source: Wrestling Observer via 411mania
Rammsteinmad
11-22-2012, 06:29 PM
Feels like they're really not sure how to end Punk's title reign now, and how they want it to play into Wrestlemania. Probably same as Cena a few years back, except that he got injured.
Would love to see this match if only for Punk to win and end the streak, and continue his own title reign.
Lock Jaw
11-22-2012, 06:43 PM
This is clearly leading to Punk holding the belt until 2018, and then when he is about to beat Bruno Sammartino's record... Bruno comes out of retirement, at age 82, to face him in the BIGGEST MATCH IN HISTORY.
Flash Funk
11-22-2012, 08:24 PM
Want to get more into Japanese wrestling. What are some good places to buy some DVD's?
Cool King
11-22-2012, 08:36 PM
I think DLVH84 is your man for that.
#BROKEN Hasney
11-22-2012, 08:36 PM
Japan
Droford
11-22-2012, 09:42 PM
Can't believe it took them til now to come up with the punk/taker match at wm I thought of like 3 months ago
Lock Jaw
11-22-2012, 09:58 PM
Clearly, you should have their job.
Droford
11-22-2012, 10:23 PM
Clearly
#1-norm-fan
11-22-2012, 11:04 PM
Congrats Droford on being the first and only person to think of The Undertaker vs CM Punk at WrestleMania.
weather vane
11-22-2012, 11:10 PM
Droford is the best.
Lock Jaw
11-22-2012, 11:17 PM
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Pintint
11-22-2012, 11:38 PM
Droford is the best.
When I first started posting here I read his name as Dr. Ford for the longest time.
His erudite words of wisdom made him appear worthy of a doctorate.
Lock Jaw
11-22-2012, 11:42 PM
http://www.firegoon.com/images/ejdz5rq.gif
http://www.firegoon.com/images/kdywqav.gif
Best Face Turn Ever
#1-norm-fan
11-23-2012, 12:01 AM
Probably. I just wish it were used on someone better than Batista.
Pintint
11-23-2012, 12:03 AM
Trips looks like he just came out of the hair salon in that clip.
Anyone saw those supposed Diva undressing videos on the Brad Maddox reality show? Not sure what to make of those. The faces aren't visible so it is very likely fake but then Brad Maddox appears in the video.
Smackdown halfway through 2004 is kinda shitty. Kinda ruined the great work that was PAUL HEYMAN'S SMACKDOWN.
Bright Points
Eddie Champ
JBL
Jindrak
Dudleys
RVD
Chavo
Cena is fantastic
Bad Points
Back to stupid zombie Undertaker
Booker T looking for some sort of curse for the Undertaker
Kurt Angle's GM character is horrible
Mordecai (Even thought I loved him in ECW)
Dumb Eddie/JBL storyline with Eddies mum having a heart attack
Rene Dupree has a talk show
Jackie in the cruiserweight division
Fuck you, Booker T and his curse hunt was amazing.
Pintint
11-23-2012, 12:17 AM
Am I the only person in the entire world who absolutely loved Mordecai, thought it was a way better gimmick than Kevin Thorn and was upset when the gimmick was canned?
Hear me! Fear me! I miss Mordecai. :(
Pintint
11-23-2012, 12:17 AM
Also I think 90% of the fanfare for Kevin Thorn was due to Ariel's boobs.
Lock Jaw
11-23-2012, 12:23 AM
I enjoyed Mordecai. I don't know why, but I was very creeped out by him... which is a good thing because it was what they were going for.
Still listen to his creepy theme on occasion and remember my feelings of getting creeped out by him.
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I was actually really looking forward to seeing him fight Taker.
James Steele
11-23-2012, 12:27 AM
I sincerely hope that Jake Roberts can pull it off and become clean again. Those YouTube videos are amazing.
#1-norm-fan
11-23-2012, 12:27 AM
Mordecai was awesome. Ridiculous that they threw him away so fast.
#1-norm-fan
11-23-2012, 12:30 AM
The one time I remember being really creeped out watching wrestling was the Royal Rumble when Yokozuna beat Taker in the casket match and Taker cut that promo from inside the casket afterward and then floated up from the top of the titantron. Scared me shitless.
Lock Jaw
11-23-2012, 12:32 AM
http://www.firegoon.com/images/1eivmg3.gif
James Steele
11-23-2012, 12:35 AM
The one time I remember being really creeped out watching wrestling was the Royal Rumble when Yokozuna beat Taker in the casket match and Taker cut that promo from inside the casket afterward and then floated up from the top of the titantron. Scared me shitless.
Undertaker when he was straight "Satanic Rock Satan" in 99 gave me goosebumps a few times. His entrance at WrestleMania XIV and hanging the Big Boss Man in a noose at WrestleMania XV come to mind. Undertaker hanging Austin on his symbol and having him lift over the titantron is one of my favorite memories. Just so fucking badass and Austin NEVER looked at vulnerable or scared.
#1-norm-fan
11-23-2012, 12:39 AM
GAH! FUCK YOU, LOCK JAW!!!
Still creepy after all these years.
James Steele
11-23-2012, 12:39 AM
The smoking casket/promo/resurrection happen at 19min.
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Supreme Olajuwon
11-23-2012, 12:45 AM
I used to get creeped out when heel Taker would stuff jobbers into body bags after his matches on Superstars.
James Steele
11-23-2012, 12:50 AM
I wonder if Undertaker would have looked as badass these past 15 years if he wouldn't have gotten as muscled up and gotten the full sleeve tattoos done.
Supreme Olajuwon
11-23-2012, 12:55 AM
If that casket match happened today, I bet there would be at least 67 threads on here about how WWE lacks direction because all those heels who jumped the Undertaker didn't form a stable after they worked together.
NO PLANNING FOR THE FUTURE
Supreme Olajuwon
11-23-2012, 12:55 AM
And I would probably be one of the people who made a thread
Supreme Olajuwon
11-23-2012, 12:55 AM
Because I'm a whiny douche
Lock Jaw
11-23-2012, 01:16 AM
I was real creeped out when Papa Shango made Ultimate Warrior throw up.
Skippord
11-23-2012, 01:24 AM
I loved Mordecai so much
sad now :'(
Graveler
11-23-2012, 01:59 AM
http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/3MB-towels.png
James Steele
11-23-2012, 02:12 AM
3MB is more like 3MButtfuckers
James Steele
11-23-2012, 02:16 AM
Also, 3MB's legs look very lackluster in that photo. Might be because of the large towels and AJ's amazing thighs.
James Steele
11-23-2012, 02:19 AM
Watching Paranormal Activity 3 on Netflix right now. Marking out for the Oscillating Fan-Cam.\
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ufv7Ve1S1qmji7ro1_1280.jpg
James Steele
11-23-2012, 02:23 AM
:lol: @ this baby.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AgPrbk_CIAAN6cc.jpg:large
Cool King
11-23-2012, 04:18 AM
Am I the only person in the entire world who absolutely loved Mordecai, thought it was a way better gimmick than Kevin Thorn and was upset when the gimmick was canned?
Hear me! Fear me! I miss Mordecai. :(
I loved Mordecai too and just like #1-wwf-fan, I also think it was ridiculous that they threw him away so fast. And just like Lock Jaw, I also was really looking forward to seeing him fight The Undertaker.
Kevin Thorn was good and all that, but it had been done before. He was pretty much just a modern day Gangrel, but then he slowly became more and more human. The gimmick of Mordecai was different, I could be wrong, but I don't think it had been done before.
I think if Mordecai had stayed, he could have been one of those heels who would have freaked the hell out of kids. His theme would have helped him out a lot with that.
James Steele
11-23-2012, 04:34 AM
I liked Mordecai, but it was just a Bizarro Undertaker/Religious Zealot Psychopath gimmick.
Skippord
11-23-2012, 04:37 AM
Mordecai's theme is my ringtone btw
Fignuts
11-23-2012, 05:30 AM
Didn't dislike Mordecai, but it felt too much like they were grooming a new Taker.
Fact is no matter what you do, you will never be able to replicate that aura that the undertaker has. You can't even try.
James Steele
11-23-2012, 05:33 AM
Didn't dislike Mordecai, but it felt too much like they were grooming a new Taker.
Fact is no matter what you do, you will never be able to replicate that aura that the undertaker has. You can't even try.
I just don't understand that Hardcore Holly match at all. Was Holly just being a dick (very likely), was Mordecai being too generous/soft, was that what WWE wanted out of that match or not? I can't see Hardcore Holly just getting away with killing a character they had hyped for months and given a PPV debut and everything. WWE obviously liked him as they kept him around in OVW and brought him back up when ECW launched.
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