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[Volare]

FUNKADACTYLS TO OPEN THE SHOW! AWWW DAMN

[VSG]

LOL I just knew they would start off with this.

[Volare]

Tensai went from NJPW to that....lmao!.................And Cole is not impressed.

[Volare]

Where's James Steele at his boy is on the internet....and got called by his whole proper name! Da Fuk?

[Volare]

Paul "Triple H" Levesque...wow

[Volare]

The fuck, Triple H doesn't thank us for stealing our ideas from the forums....the fuck outta here!

[Volare]

Triple H just called himself special!

[Volare]

CUT SHORT LMAO!

[Volare]

Cole looks so unexcited with every fucking announcement.

[Volare]

Natty looks better than both the Bellas!

[Volare]

Natty would kill this bitch worst promo ever.

[Volare]

Eva Marie Test #34902135098 can she fucking talk on a mic?

[Volare]

I say.........meh.

[Volare]

Nattie was the only one who should've talked.

[Volare]

of the river is on! This Conference is saved!!

[Lock Jaw]

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/6108/vbsf.jpg

[Volare]

Simple perfect promo from Alberto, and switches spanish!

[Volare]

and he's calling and the latin community to come and support him.

[Volare]

Punk coming up next!

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Volare]

aaaaand now I'm going to work. Later yall.

[Lock Jaw]

Seth Rollin's neck still freaks me out

[el bobbo]

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Chris Jericho is in an internet TV series about a sex robot.

He utters the line "Jizz it up, bro!"

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE officials are trying to keep quiet the severity of John Cena's elbow injury. Cena's elbow is in a lot worse shape than they are letting on and the decision was made last week for him not to wrestle until SummerSlam. Cena will be having surgery shortly after SummerSlam, meaning he will be taking some more time off.

Over/Under on the time off being 2 weeks.

[Innovator]

Time off meaning he won't be on the next RAW until the 3rd hour

[el bobbo]

He'll be back before Night of Champions to reclaim his WWE Title and beat the odds of his elbow surgery.

[Dark One]

WWE should definitely do a buddy cop movie where the ghost of Andre the Giant teams up with Dean Ambrose to solve crimes.

[Dark One]

I imagine the movie would pretty much consist of Dean Ambrose making funny faces and Andre's ghost drinking a shit load of beer.

Still better than The Marine 3.

[Tommy Gunn]

John Cena no-sells injuries, he'll overcome the recovery time and be back hogging the spotlight like it's 2007, urgh.

[Skippord]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Stay away from Pone E. Langston. &quot;<a href="https://twitter.com/WWEAJLee">@WWEAJLee</a>: It’s main mission in life is to find E’s My Little Pony and deliver a gruesome demise.&quot;</p>&mdash; Big E Langston (@BigELangston) <a href="https://twitter.com/BigELangston/statuses/367399573540454401">August 13, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Volare]

STILL hates that pony and that was ALL the way back at Wrestlemania!

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[Volare]

Wooow, this is cool.


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[Lock Jaw]

Paul Heyman doing movie lines, pretty rad:

http://www.wwe.com/inside/wwe-soundboard-paul-heyman-at-the-movies

[Kris P Lettus]

http://i.imgur.com/eNo1XzR.gif

[Innovator]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/FrankWWEClown">@FrankWWEClown</a> I will crush you and you will puke.</p>&mdash; CM Punk (@CMPunk) <a href="https://twitter.com/CMPunk/statuses/367391118519844865">August 13, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Emperor Smeat]

WWE officials are looking to get SmackDown on par with RAW in hopes of getting a good deal from SyFy next month when the current TV contract expires. One WWE source says they wouldn't be surprised if SmackDown ends up going to three hours.

[Innovator]

Dear god no.

-WWE writers

[Lock Jaw]

As long as the extra hour is the All Christian Hour, I am good with it.

[ron the dial]

once he unifies the titles, Christain Hour will be necessary.

[DaveBrawl]

Sin Cara's variety hour.

[DaveBrawl]

Would actually watch Smackdown for that.

Mood lighting optional. Still no speaking.

[Seth82]

this is just amazing to me.

I know it was common for the time but wow.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/s720x720/21422_514292791977250_1552316672_n.jpg

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[Savio]

Dear god no.

-WWE viewers

[Cool King]

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[Cool King]

Dunno.

[Tommy Gunn]

http://i.imgur.com/zDcMba9.jpg

Unnnffffff *rubs legs*

[Mr. Nerfect]

SmackDown going three hours could work, but in that case, I'd actually rather they brought the brand split back in full effect. Vickie Guerrero would try and crush Brad Maddox and RAW. This way you can keep The Shield separate from the The Wyatt Family and all that jazz.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I really want to Christian to win the World Heavyweight Title at SummerSlam. Have Ricardo Rodriguez help out Captain Charisma (only in a minor sense -- like he foils Del Rio's attempts to cheat) and then have Ricardo become Christian's personal ring announcer. Have Christian show a more cocky side as champ.

[Emperor Smeat]

Some stuff from the Observer recently:

John Cena's elbow, which he referenced on Raw last week, is in really bad shape and it appears he's going to have to undergo surgery. I also know that as of press time, the plan for the September PPV is Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton with Cena not in the title picture, likely due to surgery plans, so it would appear that one way or another one of them is going to have the title, soon. It's also possible that if Cena can return from surgery quickly they could insert him and do a three-way in September, which would also make sense. They could also do the three-way on one of the two October PPVs.

Added to that match on Monday was HHH as special guest referee. Originally Hunter was going to turn heel at SummerSlam. Whether this is pieces falling into place or not is unknown. Hunter could screw one or both of them and align with Vince McMahon, and it would make sense for them to set up Orton cashing in since Vince himself said that if he had his choice he wouldn't have Bryan or Cena as champion. Long-term, the idea is Vince will eventually turn babyface and bring in a conquering hero to take out HHH at WrestleMania

The Wyatt Family should be getting a big push soon, likely taking the spot that the Shield has had for a long time. There is still underlying heat on the Shield for reasons talked about in this newsletter in recent weeks (the Undertaker injury that kept him off this show, the big argument backstage with Orton, etc.). Wyatts are considered a HHH project, and with a few of his projects bombing (Sin Cara, Amazing Kong), he's likely going to go hard with this one.

"The final diagnosis on BJ Whitmer was that he suffered a bruised spinal cord, which is pretty serious. He's also been diagnosed with spinal stenosis, which is the condition that ended the career of Adam Copeland. Whitmer will be getting additional medical examinations in the upcoming weeks. There's no set schedule for his return."

[Seth82]

courtesy of You're NOT getting Booked

In Blaine, TN there is actually a wrestling promotion called "NWO"... Nitro Wrestling Organization.

I don't even need a punchline for this one.

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[Heisenberg]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/266/200/kaneundertaker_crop_340x234.jpg?1309224105

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

http://i.imgur.com/zDcMba9.jpg

Unnnffffff *rubs legs*

I'll be in my bunk.

[Skippord]

listening to DDP on Steve Austin's podcast

motherfucker is energetic

[Crazy Nick]

I don't know if anyone else has heard this or not but Darren Young has come out as being an openly gay wrestler.

http://www.tmz.com/2013/08/15/darren-young-wwe-superstar-gay/

[Skippord]

huh, good for him

[Juan]

wow. Awesome

[Seth82]

wow good for darren.

[Tommy Gunn]

Black John Cena is gay... Hmmm, John Queena? Nah, I'm gonna need time for a better nickname.

Hopefully Vince doesn't find out, he loves putting gay wrestlers in gay angles. Just let Darren Young remain in primetime, damn it!

[Skippord]

I think I know someone who's getting Orlando Jordan's old outfits if he ever goes to TNA

[Shadrick]

very cool for Darren. im sure that took a lot of courage, for real.

[Cool King]

Wow, I didn't expect that.

Good for him though. He's a good guy, good wrestler, so hopefully this doesn't end up hurting his career, even though it shouldn't, but you know what some people are like.

[Cool King]

It also looks like TheOutsider333 has known this since the 20th of October 2010.

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[Skippord]

what if he and John Cena were secret lovers?

it'd be such sexy mirror image intercourse

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Volare]

Hmmmm.....

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[Cool King]

Well, the noises emanating from that video weren't annoying in the slightest.

[Rammsteinmad]

Thought for a second there that TNA were breaking their one surprise per-month rule.

[Lock Jaw]

It's Undertaker

[Innovator]

ICP are going to ROH?

[Cool King]

That's the only thing I could think of but then again, I don't really keep up to date with anything ROH and the such. :-\

[Lock Jaw]

It's Tommaso Ciampa

[Lock Jaw]

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[slik]

Cameron had a war of words with Sycho Sid on Twitter...


Former WWE Superstar "Sycho" Sid Vicious got into it with WWE Total Divas co-star Cameron, noting that he hasn't seen the show, but “doesn’t watch shows involving Divas discussing their poor feminine hygiene.” He then tagged Cameron in one of his tweets, insisting that she won’t go far in the business. He tweeted:

"Not exactly sure why @wwecameron is in @wwe to begin with but something tells me we won't know who she is in two years anyway. #15Minutes"

Cameron responded to Sid with several of her catchphrases, but deleted those tweets and wrote:

“and you are..? Lol #boybye”

Sid responded:

"@wwecameron Of course you don't know who I am because you don't know the history of our business."

Cameron then replied:

“that’s where you wrong! That was your way of saying hello so that was me just giving you a hello back! :)”

[Lock Jaw]

Sid is no Melina or Alicia Fox

[Lock Jaw]

Can't seem to embed tweets anymore, so:


Big E Langston ‏@BigELangston 9h
This Saturday (6-8p) at #SummerSlam #Axxess, @WWEAJLee and I will sign all of your infants. (Infants not required. Just strongly suggested.)

[Razzamajazz]

spring stampede 99 was such a good show. it makes me kind of miss wcw

[Razzamajazz]

ok maybe not THAT good, but the nostalgia factor was definitely there for me

[VSG]

That Sid above was apparently an impersonator.

[Lock Jaw]

Fake Sid

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.minus.com/ibv9e5BFHArM6C.gif

[Curd]

That Sid above was apparently an impersonator.

Yeah, I could see Damien Demento doing that, but not Sid.

[Curd]

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Who is that applying the Sugar Tits Over-the-Arms Bearhug to AJ Lee?

[Lock Jaw]

Some chick named Bayley. First time I seen her is this week (only started watching NXT a few weeks ago). Seems to have some sort of "creepy over-excited fan girl" gimmick.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bitch is called Baylee or something.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fuck you Lock Jaw.

[Lock Jaw]

Language, man. Think of the children.

[Savio]

Lock you Fuck Jaw

[Lock Jaw]

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[Emperor Smeat]

Some chick named Bayley. First time I seen her is this week (only started watching NXT a few weeks ago). Seems to have some sort of "creepy over-excited fan girl" gimmick.

Think she only started to show up on NXT around a month or so ago.

[Curd]

Some chick named Bayley. First time I seen her is this week (only started watching NXT a few weeks ago). Seems to have some sort of "creepy over-excited fan girl" gimmick.

Ah, kind of like Mickie James' first WWE gimmick but amped up. Thanks.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Paul Heyman on John Cena:


"I think there's a streak going involving John Cena that both the WWE Universe and the media have failed to pick up on. The glory days of 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin lasted two, maybe two-and-a-half years. That was the peak of his run. He came back as General Manager, but day-to-day, going to every city, main eventing every Pay Per View, the focal point of Monday Night Raw… Steve Austin's peak was two-and-a-half years. Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson's peak was along the same lines.

John Cena has been the focal point of WWE since 2005. For eight and now going on nine years, John Cena has not only main evented all the Pay Per Views, been the major attraction on Raw. John Cena has gone to every city, main events all the live events, and yet he still makes all these media appearances, he's done more Make-A-Wish Foundation visits than anybody in history…and he's a tireless workhorse. And he shows up last Monday with his elbow…looking grotesquely…is that a word? His elbow was so messed up and yet he says, 'Wrap me up, I'm going out there to perform because the people are counting on me.' There is a work ethic to John Cena that is to behold."

[parkmania]

WWE should definitely do a buddy cop movie where the ghost of Andre the Giant teams up with Dean Ambrose to solve crimes.

I imagine the movie would pretty much consist of Dean Ambrose making funny faces and Andre's ghost drinking a shit load of beer.

Still better than The Marine 3.

Does Andre's ghost inhabit the body of Steve Guttenberg? If so, WINNER!!!

[Tazz Dan]

Stop fucking swearing, cunts. I'll ban you all.

[Tazz Dan]

Hasney, stop posting stuff like that, the bandwagon riders won't know what to think. It's a Paul Heyman quote, but he's praising the evil John Cena. Heads will explode.

[Vastardikai]

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It looks like AJ had to work really hard not to corpse there. I think she had to think about Pon E. Langston in order to sell annoyance. :lol:

[Volare]

Tito Ortiz "joined" the Aces & Eights.....heh.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

#Heel.

[Lock Jaw]

Former WWE lead writer Alex Greenfield was a guest with John Pollock this week discussing a ton of topics including the build for SummerSlam this year, the WWE's production infrastructure and lots more from his own time in company from 2005-06. The full show is up at http://fightnetwork.com/news/40568:aug.-15-edition-of-pollock-greenfield/ and also available at iTunes by subscribing to Live Audio Wrestling.

Below are some highlights from the chat:

Vince McMahon wanting to censor Christian's face on television with a blue dot:

Right before I started, there was a big show, I think it might have been in Toronto. Christian was just so completely over, and everybody thought he was going to get a push at, I think it was the World Heavyweight Championship at that point. We were on the plane one time shortly after I started, and Vince was just like “God damn, I just don’t like his face. His face really bothers me." I was like, “He’s ugly, Vince?” “No, it’s not that he’s ugly, it’s just, I don’t know, it’s ratty! You know what we should do? That Kennedy gimmick.” And we’re all like, “What?” Some see-on of the Kennedy fortune I guess got arrested for rape in the 1990s at some point. When the woman who was accusing him was on the stand, all of the networks put a blue dot over her face. Vince was like, “God damn, you know what we should do? We should put a blue dot over his face whenever he comes out.” It was the flight to Sheffield, England, also the flight where the Spirit Squad idea was invented. This was a whole flight of bad ideas.

:foc:

[Poit]

John Oliver used the phrase "heel in the WWE" on the Daily Show last night.

[Lock Jaw]

2 former mortal enemies

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[Emperor Smeat]

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[Shadrick]

2 former mortal enemies

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I just marked out hard as fuck.

[Cool King]

:foc:

Vince could have also dubbed Christian with the voice of Steve Allen.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljdxvc9C5R1qzk34oo1_500.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Hey, it would mean he was getting some mic time

[DAMN iNATOR]

John Oliver used the phrase "heel in the WWE" on the Daily Show last night.

Yep, I caught that, too. Was in reference to the update of the Anthony Weiner scandal #2/still running for NYC Mayor story. Showed a clip of his BuzzFeed interview where he said something to the effect of “why don’t you go back to posting pictures of cats, that’s all you’re good at!” or something. Oliver then went and did his impression of Weiner cutting a heel promo on NYC while there was a photoshopped pic of Weiner in a graphic, wearing a yellow, superhero style wrestling attire.

[GD]

2 former mortal enemies

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/692/85h.gif

Dolph and Kofi do not approve of Darren's lifestyle.

[Poit]

wwe.com has an article up explaining the Five Moves of Doom.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2013-08-12/john-cena-five-moves-of-doom-26140514

[slik]

Brooke Hogan has been fired from TNA

www.F4Wonline.com

[Lock Jaw]

"Fired" is such a provocative word. Implies that it was not a mutual parting of ways, or a non-contract renewal, but an active instance of suddenly terminating someone's employment.

[Emperor Smeat]

According to PWInsider, she was released because of budget cuts and "fired" from her on-air jobs.

Knockouts Division is almost dead so no real need to have a fake authority person and her storyline with Bubba went kaput once she confirmed being engaged to someone else in real life.
Brooke Hogan is gone from TNA, PWInsider.com has confirmed. The story making the rounds is that she was let go from the company on Tuesday or Wednesday of this week. It appears she is the latest cut from the company due to their budget restructuring.
http://www.cagesideseats.com/tna-impact/2013/8/16/4629702/report-brooke-hogan-released-by-tna

[Vastardikai]

lolTNA? or actually a good idea?

Also, they released one Hogan too few.

[Seth82]

Stone Cold Steve Austin: I'm For Same Sex Marriage

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[Wake Up Call]

wwe.com has an article up explaining the Five Moves of Doom.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2013-08-12/john-cena-five-moves-of-doom-26140514

Love it! If that isn't a shot at the virgins living in mommas basement I don't know what is.

[Tom Guycott]

what if he and John Cena were secret lovers?

it'd be such sexy mirror image intercourse

Technically, DY and Cena wouldn't be gay. Just masturbation.

[ron the dial]

mirror masturbation

[Skippord]

yeah, masturbation

[ron the dial]

i don't remember that post

[Emperor Smeat]

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[VSG]

http://www.pwmania.com/artman/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/miz-google-glass.jpg

[Seth82]

such an awesome tribute to the Road Warriors

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[Shisen Kopf]

My VCR broke :(

[Cool King]

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[Emperor Smeat]

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[Cool King]

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[#BROKEN Hasney]

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[slik]

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[Poit]

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[Emperor Smeat]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

I really want Christian to win the World Heavyweight Title at SummerSlam. I love Del Rio, but I just want Christian to win so bad.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I also want Dean Ambrose to beat RVD cleanly. Imaging RVD selling Ambrose's finisher gives me chills.

[Lock Jaw]

I am going to miss Summerslam tomorrow, will have to try to watch it Monday morning. Also (obviously) hoping to see a Christian win.

[Lock Jaw]

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Snazzy suit

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ambrose beats RVD clean and then the lights go out and a gong is heard. The Undertaker is nowhere to be seen, but Ambrose has been sent a clear message.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Johnny Curtis is a very handsome man.

[Lock Jaw]

Not the greatest quality of vid, but entertaining

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Tom Guycott]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2013/08/01_AXX_08172013ej_0091.jpg

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Archive/Search/2012/5/7/1336386935183/The-Beastie-Boys-008.jpg

[Tom Guycott]

http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/src/1376779822387.gif

They should really apply this gimmick to Bo Dallas. His face gives off a creepy combination of Down's Syndrome and kiddie diddler.

[Razzamajazz]

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is that sable?
is that torrie wilson?
is that kelly kelly?
is that summer rae?

:wtf::shifty::|

[Poit]

Not the greatest quality of vid, but entertaining

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"My shoes cost more than your house."

I think I found the cause of Ric Flair's money issues.

[Curd]

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Is that Summer Rae on the cover of SummerSlam?

[Curd]

I have a hard time ID'ing people without their clothes, kind of like a nudist who needs to look at people's bare torsos to ID them, but in reverse.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

HA! Generic blonde jokes. Oh you guys!

[Tom Guycott]

I have a hard time ID'ing people without their clothes, kind of like a nudist who needs to look at people's bare torsos to ID them, but in reverse.

To be fair, it is a bit hard to tell it's Sable witout being able to see her signature cans in any way.

[Volare]

Hmmmm.....

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Turned out to be Homicide & Eddie Kingston...

[Lock Jaw]

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2013/08/29_AXX_08172013jg_0221.jpg

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Which one of those Asian people is you, Lock Jaw?

[Lock Jaw]

Big E Langston

[screech]

Is there a gif of HHH doing the yes taunt with Bryan? Laughed so hard at that.

[Lock Jaw]

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[Emperor Smeat]

WZ (Wrestle Zone) has learned that Ric Flair was pulled from tonight's 2K Sports Legends panel, and it appears as though WWE sent Jerry Lawler to the event to replace Flair in talking to the media.

We can also exclusively confirm Stephanie McMahon LeVesque personally came to the event, and was whisked in by her own personal security staff to apologize to 2K Sports on behalf of WWE. We have been told WWE is furious with Flair, and also at host Jim Ross for losing control of the situation.

[James Steele]

What happened?

[Emperor Smeat]

Supposedly Flair wouldn't stop interrupting other people and kept on rambling during his stories. Him and JR were also probably a bit drunk during the event.

[James Steele]

Ric Flair has always done that on panels. Did they not watch the legends roundtables?

[Wake Up Call]

Just watched the video, and it was golden. I haven't been that entertained in a long time. I can't wait for the podcast with SCSA and Flair, it'll be awesome.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2013/08/29_AXX_08172013jg_0221.jpg

The Wyatt Family powered by Dasani.

[parkmania]

http://www.freewebs.com/head2head-wwe-smackdown//Champ%20Roster/Deuce%20WWETT.jpghttp://imageshack.us/a/img163/9883/t8fb.pnghttp://www.freewebs.com/head2head-wwe-smackdown//Champ%20Roster/Domino%20WWETT.jpg

[VSG]

Luke Harper looks like he wants to eat that kid for dinner.

[Skippord]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2013/08/29_AXX_08172013jg_0221.jpg
I know wrestilng is fake and he's probably a very nice man, but I would not let my son go near a giant man with a beard in a lamb mask.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Just a reminder that CM punk gifs are prohibited here or anywhere else on tpww. Not even from the WWF summerslam match against Brock Lesnar.

Thank you for your cooperation.

[Curd]

To be fair, it is a bit hard to tell it's Sable witout being able to see her signature cans in any way.

Totally! She wasn't looking her 1998 self in that 2004 photo!

[KyleEmmott]

Is Fandango actually dating Summer Rae?

[Tom Guycott]

Just a reminder that CM punk gifs are prohibited here or anywhere else on tpww. Not even from the WWF summerslam match against Brock Lesnar.

Thank you for your cooperation.

What is your fixation with CM Punk gifs? Do you have some vendetta against Phil himself, or do you just have it in for Cool King?

Suckas gots ta know!

[stultiloquy]

http://i42.tinypic.com/24pjx8z.png
http://i42.tinypic.com/23r0j2d.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/28s08zn.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/ny5k52.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/n17xv6.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/2li79kk.jpg

[#1-norm-fan]

http://www.cityweekly.net/utah/imgs/media/Colin_Wolf/Bug_eyed_caddy_shack_guy.jpg

[Savio]

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/simgad/6183355852636840704

lol @ how tiny the others are.

[Curd]

http://www.memegeneokerlund.com/media/created/fdj01p.jpg

[Kris P Lettus]

<iframe width="640" height="480" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/MISUHTo2NDs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Shadrick]

<iframe width="640" height="480" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/MISUHTo2NDs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/28Zn4R4CzsE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Tom Guycott]

That's about as awesome as Maurice Lamarche doing the "Frozen Peas" bit.

[Volare]

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nbY2RtkXWbM?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cody's hood was inspired by Assassin's Creed...fucking sweet.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/Ie8nrXs.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

According to reports, the reason Alberto Del Rio was sporting a black eye heading into his match with Christian at the SummerSlam pay-per-view on Sunday night was because of a physical altercation that took place either late Saturday night, or early into Sunday.

While there isn’t a lot of specifics that can be provided at this point, it is known that the World Heavyweight Champion was involved in a real-life brawl with fellow WWE Superstar Drew McIntyre. Apparently the two got into a scuffle at some point, and the fight resulted in noticable physical damage to both men.

WWE explained the black eye during the pay-per-view by saying it was the result of Christian hitting the Killswitch on Del Rio during Friday’s edition of SmackDown. However, the black eye, as well as a lot of the bruises on Del Rio’s face were the direct result of the fight with McIntyre.

[slik]

HHH has the nuclear heatz with da boyz, in da lockerroom dawghouse...


Regarding the finish to the SummerSlam WWE Title match, many people backstage believed it was fantastic but some took the "now we can tell a great story and when Bryan gets his revenge it will get him over even more" stance.

Some took the "they should have let Bryan have his moment and it would have made him right there and he wouldn't have had to be made after a chase" position.

Several within WWE also commented that the it made no sense for Bryan to not kick out considering how much time passed between Triple H's Pedigree and Orton's pin. Few people also pointed out that it's ridiculous that a maneuver from a retired wrestler is so devastating that it outdid anything that John Cena did in the match and are upset with HHH for not putting over Bryan more.

[slik]

The fight happened at an Irish Pub near their hotel. Some dude got into a verbal altercation with Del Rio and then the guy and a couple of friends jumped Del Rio.

Drew Mac stepped in to save the day.

[Tommy Gunn]

At least we should get a break from Cena if he takes time off to heal injuries. I pray that happens, and that they don't just keep him on Raw every week anyway wasting our time with shit promos.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/IojaztU.gif

[Shadrick]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/3Ptpoe57rYg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

He almost retired two years into his career. "I'm not gonna be too worried about making it." And last night he main evented SummerSlam with the top guy in the company, and went over clean to win the WWE Championship.

YES. YES. YES. YES!

[Lock Jaw]

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1186210_522023741201960_2038800641_n.jpg

[Kris P Lettus]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>6x Hungarian boxing champ moved to Budapest hoping to meet me, shake hands &amp; say how much I inspire him. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ImHonored&amp;src=hash">#ImHonored</a> <a href="http://t.co/BYRiGBapkr">pic.twitter.com/BYRiGBapkr</a></p>&mdash; Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheRock/statuses/369532716045189120">August 19, 2013</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSDYDCFCQAAUzi1.jpg:large

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Might spoil a future NXT storyline, but the official NXT account on Tout put a video up and then deleted it.

In the video (tout, whatever) Paul Heyman confirmed he has found a "new disciple" in the realm of NXT, but continued on to say "how do you know it's a Paul Heyman Guy? What's to say they're not a Paul Heyman Girl?'" Then he refused to say who it is and walked away.

[Rammsteinmad]

Fuck sake. Gonna be Paige, obviously... :roll:

[VSG]

I would probably weep like a little girl if it turned out to be Emma.

[#1-norm-fan]

Charlotte. He took Hennig's kid because he always wanted to manage Hennig and now he'll take her because he always wanted to have Flair.

[Cool King]

What is your fixation with CM Punk gifs? Do you have some vendetta against Phil himself, or do you just have it in for Cool King?

Suckas gots ta know!

You can thank him for the death of my CM Punk gif gimmick.

Fuck sake. Gonna be Paige, obviously... :roll:

I pray to God it isn't.

[VSG]

Can someone be responsible for the death of your horrible text font gimmick?

[Cool King]

No.

[Cool King]

That's been going since Day 1. That'll never die.

[Emperor Smeat]

Fuck sake. Gonna be Paige, obviously... :roll:

Unless Summer is splitting soon from Fandango, think Emma is a lot more likely.

Seems too soon to turn Paige after the recent push towards her becoming the official "face" of NXT Women's division.

[VSG]

No.

It's very hard to read on mobile phones, making it hard to browse TPdub in the restroom :'(

[Lock Jaw]

Considering making my font blue just to mess with people who come here on their phones, then. HATE THEM ALMOST AS MUCH AS NERF.

[Lock Jaw]

(Not really)

[BizarroKing]

http://i.imgur.com/Ie8nrXs.jpg

http://kayfabecomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/virgil-wrestling-superstar.jpg

[Poit]

So random.

<iframe class="vine-embed" src="https://vine.co/v/hOg6FHjr0U2/embed/simple" width="480" height="480" frameborder="0"></iframe><script async src="//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

"Gosh damn it Brock, no."

[VSG]

lol who is that guy?

[Poit]

Nevermind, there's apparently some context.

<iframe class="vine-embed" src="https://vine.co/v/hOvpQYQY1QJ/embed/simple" width="480" height="480" frameborder="0"></iframe><script async src="//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Poit]

lol who is that guy?

Cam from Modern Family.

[KaosDarksol]

That's been going since Day 1. That'll never die.

Blue writing is not very difficult to read on my phone

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cam from Modern Family becoming a mascot for Heyman Enterprizes would be endlessly entertaining. And by entertaining, I mean something.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Nevermind, there's apparently some context.

<iframe class="vine-embed" src="https://vine.co/v/hOvpQYQY1QJ/embed/simple" width="480" height="480" frameborder="0"></iframe><script async src="//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Does this have something to do with Modern Family being on USA?

[Cool King]

Just had a thought.

As Cena said he'll be out between 4-6 months, I get the feeling he'll return during the Royal Rumble match and win, just like he did in 2008.

Not having Cena be in the main event, fighting for a title at WrestleMania XXX just doesn't make sense.

WrestleMania XXX is a big milestone, and the idea of having the face of the company end the event holding his newly won title after returning from injury, sounds like something the WWE wouldn't want to miss.

[Shadrick]

I said this in the Summerslam thread but, is it safe to say that Christian pinned Alberto Del Rio inadvertently at the end of their match while he was in that hold?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Might have. Although Del Rio's shoulder is pretty big and I think the blade was still up.

[Kris P Lettus]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSEic8ICUAArZwu.jpg:large

"dat could break an elbow Tony!!11!!"

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/stevieray/18.jpg

[Kris P Lettus]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSH4nd_CEAAsK3C.jpg:large

[Volare]

Waiting for that Warrior pic to be Photoshopped with Triple H.

[Poit]

I said this in the Summerslam thread but, is it safe to say that Christian pinned Alberto Del Rio inadvertently at the end of their match while he was in that hold?

Might have. Although Del Rio's shoulder is pretty big and I think the blade was still up.

Del Rio was definitely pinned long enough for a 3-count, but the ref didn't even start counting. I dunno, maybe this will be a continuation of the "one more match" thing?

[Poit]

Does this have something to do with Modern Family being on USA?

I thought it was on ABC?

[loopydate]

USA is getting MF reruns starting in September

[loopydate]

Which is odd, because ABC is a Disney property, and USA is owned by Universal.

[Poit]

As someone who only watches TV on Hulu & Netflix, I had no idea, since I just see the ABC logo before watching Modern Family.

[Lock Jaw]

I said this in the Summerslam thread but, is it safe to say that Christian pinned Alberto Del Rio inadvertently at the end of their match while he was in that hold?

I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS ALL ALONG

Christian was screwed.

#SummerslamScrewjob2013

Please raise awareness

[Kris P Lettus]

Guys, Christian is horrible and that's why no one cares

[Kris P Lettus]

LOL at the rep message Lock Jaw

I am out of rep ATM or I would have returned the favor


<3

[Dark One]

I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS ALL ALONG

Christian was screwed.

#SummerslamScrewjob2013

Please raise awareness

I think the lesson here is don't be Canadian.

[Shadrick]

I mean, that kinda goes without saying.

[ron the dial]

Which is odd, because ABC is a Disney property, and USA is owned by Universal.
syndication rights are almost always sold to other companies. $$$.

[Lock Jaw]

Here's what Santino has been up to

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Y7b7Js4HHWM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Lock Jaw]

Here's what Scott Hall has been up to

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/_Y9Ui2X98FQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/IB0Bk24.jpg

Orton's title side plates

[Cool King]

So did this mean that every WWE Champion needs to have a logo now?

[VSG]

Am I the only one who read those side plates as "BRO" first?

[Cool King]

Probably, but now that you've mentioned it, I too can see "BRO".

I never did before.

[Lock Jaw]

So did this mean that every WWE Champion needs to have a logo now?

No, they can just have generic WWE sideplates. Chances are, though, that anyone winning the WWE Title will have some sort of logo, though.

[Cool King]

Personally, I'd prefer it if everyone just used the WWE sideplates.

[Kris P Lettus]

Here's what Santino has been up to

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Y7b7Js4HHWM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>

He needs to come back


I wasn't watching WWE during his time there and have only seen stuff by him on youtube, but, I can honestly say, he makes me laugh more than any other (*active) wrestler of the past decade


*Iron Sheik makes me laugh every day

[Shadrick]

i like the level of personalization on the title. rock had his, cena had his, now orton's got his. and it'll definitely sell in terms of merchandise; i plan on buying one when punk gets the belt again for the sXe plates.

[Cool King]

WWE Auction is back.

http://auction.wwe.com/

Just some of this things up for auction are:

SIGNED & WORN Seth Rollins Tactical Gear Set

http://auction.wwe.com/iSynApp/auctionDisplay.action?auctionId=62565

The Rock SIGNED WWE Championship Replica Belt

http://auction.wwe.com/iSynApp/auctionDisplay.action?auctionId=62517

Curtis Axel SIGNED WWE Intercontinental Championship Replica Belt

http://auction.wwe.com/iSynApp/auctionDisplay.action?auctionId=62629

SIGNED & WORN Bray Wyatt Hat

http://auction.wwe.com/iSynApp/auctionDisplay.action?auctionId=62632

Alberto Del Rio SIGNED Bucket used on RAW to attack Ricardo Rodriguez

http://auction.wwe.com/iSynApp/auctionDisplay.action?auctionId=62631

[Savio]

http://profightdb.com/img/star.pngWrestlers who died of homicide

<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr class="head"> <th>date</th> <th>name</th> <th>location</th> </tr> <tr class="gray"> <td> Sat, Nov 20th 2010 </td> <td> Solid (http://profightdb.com/wrestlers/solid-6533.html) </td> <td class="gray"> Unknown</td> </tr> <tr class="gray"> <td> Sun, Sep 12th 2010 </td> <td> La Fiera (http://profightdb.com/wrestlers/la-fiera-5934.html) </td> <td class="gray"> Unknown</td> </tr> <tr class="gray"> <td> Fri, Jun 22nd 2007 </td> <td> Woman (http://profightdb.com/wrestlers/woman-1693.html) </td> <td class="gray"> http://profightdb.com/img/flags/us.gifFayettville (http://profightdb.com/locations/united-states/georgia/fayettville-1959.html), Georgia (http://profightdb.com/locations/united-states/georgia-10.html), United States (http://profightdb.com/locations/united-states-1.html)</td> </tr> <tr class="gray"> <td> Sun, Oct 7th 2001 </td> <td> Chris Adams (http://profightdb.com/wrestlers/chris-adams-558.html) </td> <td class="gray"> http://profightdb.com/img/flags/us.gifWaxahachie (http://profightdb.com/locations/united-states/texas/waxahachie-437.html), Texas (http://profightdb.com/locations/united-states/texas-43.html), United States (http://profightdb.com/locations/united-states-1.html)</td> </tr> <tr class="gray"> <td> Thu, Mar 11th 1993 </td> <td> Dino Bravo (http://profightdb.com/wrestlers/dino-bravo-84.html) </td> <td class="gray"> http://profightdb.com/img/flags/ca.gifLaval (http://profightdb.com/locations/canada/quebec/laval-398.html), Quebec (http://profightdb.com/locations/canada/quebec-61.html), Canada (http://profightdb.com/locations/canada-3.html)</td> </tr> <tr class="gray"> <td> Sun, Jul 17th 1988 </td> <td> Bruiser Brody (http://profightdb.com/wrestlers/bruiser-brody-976.html) </td> <td class="gray"> http://profightdb.com/img/flags/f847af2e82pr.gifBayamón (http://profightdb.com/locations/puerto-rico/puerto-rico/bayamn-245.html), Puerto Rico (http://profightdb.com/locations/puerto-rico/puerto-rico-64.html), Puerto Rico (http://profightdb.com/locations/puerto-rico-5.html)</td> </tr> <tr class="gray"> <td> Sun, Dec 15th 1963 </td> <td> Rikidozan (http://profightdb.com/wrestlers/rikidozan-1025.html) </td> <td class="gray"> http://profightdb.com/img/flags/6048621ea2jp.gifTokyo (http://profightdb.com/locations/japan/tokyo/tokyo-112.html), Tokyo (http://profightdb.com/locations/japan/tokyo-185.html), Japan (http://profightdb.com/locations/japan-4.html)</td></tr></tbody></table>

[Cool King]

http://www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Homicide-tna-superstar-8.jpg

[Savio]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWF_Canadian_Championship

Anyone have any pics of this? The Googles gave me nothing.

[Savio]

http://www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Homicide-tna-superstar-8.jpgCan't believe TNA hired him after all of those incidents.

[XL]

[Insert Suicide joke here]

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>“<a href="https://twitter.com/kennethmue">@kennethmue</a>: we have a womens champ that can probably do the enitre poke-rap.” This is a real thing. I am not ashamed.</p>&mdash; A.J. (@WWEAJLee) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEAJLee/statuses/369937302434217984">August 20, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Mr. Nerfect]

Just had a thought.

As Cena said he'll be out between 4-6 months, I get the feeling he'll return during the Royal Rumble match and win, just like he did in 2008.

Not having Cena be in the main event, fighting for a title at WrestleMania XXX just doesn't make sense.

WrestleMania XXX is a big milestone, and the idea of having the face of the company end the event holding his newly won title after returning from injury, sounds like something the WWE wouldn't want to miss.

I don't really want to see John Cena win the 2014 Royal Rumble. I'd rather Cena win the WWE Title and then defend against CM Punk or something at WrestleMania.

[Ultra Mantis]

Just had a thought.

As Cena said he'll be out between 4-6 months, I get the feeling he'll return during the Royal Rumble match and win, just like he did in 2008.

Not having Cena be in the main event, fighting for a title at WrestleMania XXX just doesn't make sense.

WrestleMania XXX is a big milestone, and the idea of having the face of the company end the event holding his newly won title after returning from injury, sounds like something the WWE wouldn't want to miss.

Would be pretty epic if Cena made the "surprise" appearance and got down to the final two but was eliminated by Bryan.

Cena vs Orton vs Bryan main event.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Del Rio was definitely pinned long enough for a 3-count, but the ref didn't even start counting. I dunno, maybe this will be a continuation of the "one more match" thing?

It probably isn't part of the plan, or else the commentators would have pointed it out. But I would love it if a whiny Christian emerged from this, and with new lawyer friend, David Otunga, managed to position himself for another World Heavyweight Title match -- possibly also involving RVD at Night of Champions. Ricardo can then betray RVD and align with Christian, becoming his new personal ring announcer and revealing he has moved to Toronto.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm still hoping for The Undertaker vs. Daniel Bryan at WrestleMania, by the way. That could leave the WWE Title match being something that involves Randy Orton, but I think they might have moved the title off him by then. I could see Orton fighting someone who is fighting against the Corporation. Maybe even someone from Shield who has had enough?

[Ultra Mantis]

Cena seems like a much better choice for the Taker match to me. Much bigger threat to the streak.

[Lock Jaw]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/35dfa9e988853a9e7da3d6c682f3e483/tumblr_mqxz9d95Qc1sp5zfyo3_250.gif

[Lock Jaw]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/e958c39b9940903490166fe64e85307d/tumblr_mkdz5qKcKa1qzwhb0o1_500.jpg

[Tom Guycott]

That guy should be inducted into the HoF. Not because he's a McMahon, but because he's fucking awesome! He's been a referee (before they used to name drop refs), he's been on commentary, a manager, and an in-ring talent, and he's done all those things *well*.

[Razzamajazz]

got a cheap ticket for smackdown in 2 weeks. i'll work 10 hours before then get home just in time to maybe get 4 hours of sleep after the show. lets hope its worth it

[Heisenberg]

I always make it a point to watch the titantron elbow drop every once in awhile

[Kris P Lettus]

<iframe width="640" height="480" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ndspp8Nm2Sw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

God that album was trash. Especially when they changed people's theme songs to those songs.

[Kris P Lettus]

STFU

That album was f'n amazing you piece of shit