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[Cool King]

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[Poit]

ESPN is now doing power rankings (I guess that's a thing they do?) for WWE.

http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fandom/post/_/id/16639/debuting-playbooks-wwe-power-rankings

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at them thinking Cena is becoming a heel because he acts like a bully or a dick towards others.

Been like that for years now and yet still somehow stays as a face. Sheamus is the same to a degree as well.

[Keith]

LOL I'm watching Impact Live, and they're basically having Hulk and Brooke act like Vince and Stephanie back in the day.

Oh, and Brooke insists on referring to Bully Ray as "Mark", his real name.

[James Diesel]

It's so bad. The only thing I've liked while watching Impact tonight is that last burst of momentum James Storm had. He deserves better. Also Mike Knox? What is Aces and Eight? A fucking paycheck for released wrestlers?

[Keith]

Yeah. And who's that guy who hangs around Morgan and acts like Val Venis?

[Keith]

LOL Sting wrestling in a t-shirt?

[Keith]

Heh, Brooke and Bully Ray are in love, but Hulk doesn't approve.

Shades of Vince, Stephanie and Triple H.

[DaveBrawl]

Sting and Hogan look like they've never seen a wrestling wedding before.

[Keith]

Haha they're gonna get married next week!

[James Diesel]

Well this show still sucks

[Keith]

Best part of the show were all them Brooke upskirt shots while she was being held.

[KyleEmmott]

I didn't see the ending of Impact, what happened?

[Keith]

Bully Ray asked Brooke to marry him, she said yes, and the ceremony will be next week.

And they kissed.

[DaveBrawl]

It was beautiful.

[KyleEmmott]

Bully Ray asked Brooke to marry him, she said yes, and the ceremony will be next week.

And they kissed.

Well, that escalated quickly.

[KyleEmmott]

Has anyone done yearly awards on here with posters?
Poster of the year:
Newcomer of the year:
etc.
Good or bad idea?

[Tom Guycott]

http://cs10703.userapi.com/v10703948/217/nXGdFWke97Q.jpg

"I DID IT FOR THE R... UH... ME???"

or

"A Thong? You want ME to wear a thong and dance? Fuck that shit, it's time for Flex Kivana to hit the gym!!!"

[Tom Guycott]

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Guess he showed us! We saw!

[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[James Diesel]

And this was the day we discovered Kevin Nash and Road Dogg are one in the same

[Dorkchop]

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You're welcome

[Lock Jaw]

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They should let Cesaro do this kind of stuff on TV. You know, show he actually has a semblance of a personality. Just shoot him every week going around town and trashing it.

[Tazz Dan]

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[Cool King]

Bully Ray asked Brooke to marry him, she said yes, and the ceremony will be next week.

And they kissed.

Yeah, I came across this angle for the first time last week when I was looking at "funny wrestling photos".

I don't get why Bully Ray has been chosen as the one to be in that angle. There's guys on the roster that would make the angle more "believable".

Maybe it's because I don't watch TNA, but I don't buy the whole Bully Ray/Brooke "relationship" thing. It just seems really random to me and like an angle you would get on an old SmackDown game's story mode. That would be happening while Charlie Haas is WWE Champion and Scotty 2 Hotty is a heel General Manager of Raw. Just completely random.

Stuff like Daniel Bryan & AJ was believable and even though I'm not a fan of the pairing, the whole Dolph Ziggler & AJ thing is believable too. Maybe it's an age thing, I dunno. Maybe I don't buy a 24 year old randomly falling in love and marrying a 41 year old, though I'm sure it does happen in real life.

[Keith]

Cool King, let's be real, 'cause I also had this thought: What you mean to say is that there are other guys on the roster that are better looking than Bully Ray, so it's weird he was the chosen one.

:)

[Cool King]

Well, not really but I guess his looks play a part. :-\

I still think it's the age thing though because even with a shaved head and a massive beard, Daniel Bryan & AJ was still believeable and they didn't have a 17 year age gap between them. Only a 6 year gap.

Maybe they didn't have anything for Bully Ray so they just stuck him in that angle. Probably wanted to stop him from leaving the company too.

[KaosDarksol]

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The camera caught triple h before he could slide away and road dogg is locked in a vault watching bad videos

[Cool King]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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Uh oh they're at NXT.

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[James Steele]

Damn it, X-Pac has not aged well. Crack and Manclits will do that to you.

[Vastardikai]

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Tonight, the role of Scott Hall will be played by Billy Gunn. Let's see if anyone notices...

[Graveler]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/superstar_profile/public/talent/profile/2013/01/kaitlyn_1_full_20130110.png

I'm really impressed with how much she improved in such a short amount of time

Case in Point:

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And Now:

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But she's a diva so no one cares

[Cool King]

I care.

[Cool King]

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[Keith]

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LOL Triple H looks as "shopped" into the pic as Otunga.

[VSG]

WWE released the following 2013 pay-per-view schedule to it’s media affiliates on Friday, including the dates & locations of the shows:

* Royal Rumble – 1/27/13 – Phoenix, AZ

* Elimination Chamber – 2/17/13 – New Orleans, LA

* WrestleMania – 4/7/13 – East Rutherford, NJ

* Extreme Rules – 5/19/13 – St. Louis, MO

* TBD – 6/16/13 – Chicago, IL

* Money In The Bank – 7/14/13 – Philadelphia, PA

* SummerSlam – 8/18/13 – Los Angeles, CA

* Night Of Champions – 9/15/13 – Detroit, MI

* Over The Limit – 10/6/13 – Buffalo, NY

* Hell In A Cell – 10/27/13 – Miami, FL

* Survivor Series – 11/24/13 – Boston, MA

* TLC – 12/15/13 – Houston, TX



Def going to TLC this time!

[James Diesel]

Seattle left out again. Cool

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Cool King]

I get the feeling that SummerSlam will be held at the Staples Center again for the fifth year running.

[VSG]

Pretty sure that was always the case.

[Emperor Smeat]

Been like that ever since the Denver Nuggets situation and LA being willing to host a WWE event on a really short notice. Think Vince might have even said because of that LA is always guaranteed to host a major event every year.

[Keith]

LA needs to hold WrestleMania.

It'd be huge.

[Triple Naitch]

Fuck yes. Going to MITB.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

LA needs to hold WrestleMania.

It'd be huge.

They'd probably do something stupid like pay millions to fix up the old Colosseum for a day to make up for WrestleMania VII not taking place there as scheduled.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

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Well gee, Raven looks like shit these days.

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They should let Cesaro do this kind of stuff on TV. You know, show he actually has a semblance of a personality. Just shoot him every week going around town and trashing it.

Seriously, he was pretty golden in that. The first bit in the coffee shop was greatness. They need to stick that on tv. Also, instead of the whole "United States of Antonio" spiel, he should start using the " superior champion of an inferior country." It just has a nice ring to it.

[mike adamle]

Damnit. Buffalo has Over the Limit...

[Cool King]

Wow, I've just noticed that Money In The Bank will be taking place on my birthday.

Cool.

[James Diesel]

So is it just general rule on SmackDown to see that any high-caliber championship you won in the past is to be called World Heavyweight Championship? Cause JBL does it all the fucking time.

"The Rock. $1 Billion in box office sales. 9-time World Heavyweight Champion."

If I recall, Rock won that title once, and it was still being called the WCW Championship.

Hell, you'd think because JBL only ever held the WWE Championship that he'd be more accustomed to calling it WWE Championship but whatever. Nitpicking at its finest

[Emperor Smeat]

According to the dirtsheets, WWE is starting their "Spring Cleaning" of the roster starting either this weekend or next week.

Another big cleaning is supposed to be happening after Mania since the bulk is mostly people who've been upset with how badly the WWE has been money pinching the talent which turned into a real ugly mess after the Brazil tour.

[James Steele]

Well the WWE Title and World Heavyweight Title are both technically "World Heavyweight Championships". How fucking annoying would it get if they split them up. "Here comes Triple H - 4 Time WWE Champion, 10 Time World Heavyweight Champion." "Here comes Randy Orton - 7 Time WWE Champion, 3 Time World heavyweight Champion."

[Cool King]

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[Razzamajazz]

that movie got a lot of crap but i liked it

[Tazz Dan]

Well the WWE Title and World Heavyweight Title are both technically "World Heavyweight Championships". How fucking annoying would it get if they split them up. "Here comes Triple H - 4 Time WWE Champion, 10 Time World Heavyweight Champion." "Here comes Randy Orton - 7 Time WWE Champion, 3 Time World heavyweight Champion."

I think just 'World Champion' would be the more appropriate way to mention them.

[Malfeitor]

WWE released the following 2013 pay-per-view schedule to it’s media affiliates on Friday, including the dates & locations of the shows:

* Royal Rumble – 1/27/13 – Phoenix, AZ

* Elimination Chamber – 2/17/13 – New Orleans, LA

* WrestleMania – 4/7/13 – East Rutherford, NJ

* Extreme Rules – 5/19/13 – St. Louis, MO

* TBD – 6/16/13 – Chicago, IL

* Money In The Bank – 7/14/13 – Philadelphia, PA

* SummerSlam – 8/18/13 – Los Angeles, CA

* Night Of Champions – 9/15/13 – Detroit, MI

* Over The Limit – 10/6/13 – Buffalo, NY

* Hell In A Cell – 10/27/13 – Miami, FL

* Survivor Series – 11/24/13 – Boston, MA

* TLC – 12/15/13 – Houston, TX



Def going to TLC this time!

Looks like I'm going to SummerSlam for the third time!

[Tazz Dan]

I feel a little bit embarrassed about something. I saw Keith post in the Raw thread and realised that I hadn't seen anything from him for a while, and felt happy that he was back. Now I remember he's a shit poster and kinda wish he'd go away again.

It's kind of the same feeling I get when owenbrown, or Hasney post in the wrestling forum.

[Lock Jaw]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

According to the dirtsheets, WWE is starting their "Spring Cleaning" of the roster starting either this weekend or next week.

Another big cleaning is supposed to be happening after Mania since the bulk is mostly people who've been upset with how badly the WWE has been money pinching the talent which turned into a real ugly mess after the Brazil tour.

Get your pink-slip pool scorecards ready. Time for the releases that they put off because of Linda's campaign.

[KyleEmmott]

WWE released the following 2013 pay-per-view schedule to it’s media affiliates on Friday, including the dates & locations of the shows:

* Royal Rumble – 1/27/13 – Phoenix, AZ

* Elimination Chamber – 2/17/13 – New Orleans, LA

* WrestleMania – 4/7/13 – East Rutherford, NJ

* Extreme Rules – 5/19/13 – St. Louis, MO

* TBD – 6/16/13 – Chicago, IL

* Money In The Bank – 7/14/13 – Philadelphia, PA

* SummerSlam – 8/18/13 – Los Angeles, CA

* Night Of Champions – 9/15/13 – Detroit, MI

* Over The Limit – 10/6/13 – Buffalo, NY

* Hell In A Cell – 10/27/13 – Miami, FL

* Survivor Series – 11/24/13 – Boston, MA

* TLC – 12/15/13 – Houston, TX



Def going to TLC this time!

Finally a pay-per-view in Houston!!!

[VSG]

Ya, absolutely ridiculous given that every WWE show is pretty much always a sell out here with a great crowd.

[Cool King]

I think I may be growing tired of Brodus Clay.

I was watching Superstars this morning and when Brodus Clay came out, I just felt "meh" about him and just didn't want to watch his match. :-\

[Cool King]

Though that did change when The Primetime Players came out. I was wanting to watch the match then.

[whiteyford]

His gimmick had a pretty short shelf life IMO anyway, especially after the made him jobber to the stars.

[JimmyMess]

Why is it The Rock seems more comfortable when he's not dealing with his main opponent? It was the same when he was battling Cena, he'd have one off segments with other superstars and be totally in his zone.

[Lock Jaw]

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http://i.imgur.com/6yFop.jpg

[whiteyford]

That's actually kinda cool.

[Savio]

Scott Hall is never in any of the new Kliq pics

[James Diesel]

Why is it The Rock seems more comfortable when he's not dealing with his main opponent? It was the same when he was battling Cena, he'd have one off segments with other superstars and be totally in his zone.

Cause in those petty moments he doesn't have to worry about being out-skilled by his opponent. Don't mistake this as me saying Cena is skilled. But Rock does worry.

[Vastardikai]

Seriously, he was pretty golden in that. The first bit in the coffee shop was greatness. They need to stick that on tv. Also, instead of the whole "United States of Antonio" spiel, he should start using the " superior champion of an inferior country." It just has a nice ring to it.

Since the Zack Ryder show is done, why not have Cesaro going to different US cities and seeing the sights be a regular show?

[The Condor]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/video/thumb/2012/09/sg-raw1007_drshelby_2nd_091012.jpg
Pretty stoked to see the return of Dr. Shelby on RAW. I thought initially he would be a manager for Hell No but having him only for these segments is perfect. I liked the segments between him and the team.

[KaosDarksol]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/video/thumb/2012/09/sg-raw1007_drshelby_2nd_091012.jpg
Pretty stoked to see the return of Dr. Shelby on RAW. I thought initially he would be a manager for Hell No but having him only for these segments is perfect. I liked the segments between him and the team.

They should bring Harold back with him

[The Condor]

They were decet segments and actually made me smile unlike the drek they pose as comedy these days. Harold was cool.

[James Diesel]

They should bring Harold back with him

You must be Harold

Shut up, Harold

[Emperor Smeat]

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[VSG]

Didn't the guy who played Harold get fired or something?

[Emperor Smeat]

He got fired/released from both the WWE and his other promotion because of anti-gay slurs he wrote on Twitter.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Guess he really does need anger management.

[James Steele]

Debating whether I want to take the 6 hour drive to Houston to go watch TLC or not.

[James Steele]

Still holding out hope that WrestleMania XXX will be in Cowboys Stadium.

[SNLfunnyguy]

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I knew this would happen - Cody getting that Tashe would reduce him to comedy fodder again, just like when he had that stupid mask.

He was looking pretty fucking sweet in his feud with Big Show at last years Mania. He seems to always take one step forward and two back.

[VSG]

Debating whether I want to take the 6 hour drive to Houston to go watch TLC or not.

Do it, and we can talk about the glory of Triple H before the ppv. I am also hoping for WM 30 in Dallas but I doubt it. Still so pissed that WM 25 happened 3 months before I first got to USA/Houston.

[Ultra Mantis]

I knew this would happen - Cody getting that Tashe would reduce him to comedy fodder again, just like when he had that stupid mask.

He was looking pretty fucking sweet in his feud with Big Show at last years Mania. He seems to always take one step forward and two back.

Anybody in a Rock segment is reduced to comedy fodder. If he didn't have the moustache it would have just been lisp / nose piercing / gay / Create A Wrestler jokes instead.

[Cool King]

I remember reading that it was looking really likely that WrestleMania XXX was going to be held in New Orleans. :-\

Anyway, I'm really hoping to go to WrestleMania XXX, regardless of where it's being held. I don't know if it'll actually happen though. It'll be a first for many things for me if I am to go. First televised WWE Event I'll be attending, first time on a plane and it'll probably be the first time I'll be traveling on my own. I doubt anyone I know will want to come with me.

[James Steele]

I'd like to go to New Orleans too, but I'd be worried about doing a million other things besides going to WrestleMania. (aka getting tore up like Kevin Nash's quads)

WM in the SuperDome would be an awesome visual. Always surprised they never tried to book it there before. NOLA used to be a wrestling hot bed.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Lock Jaw]

Hopefully I will have a good paying job within the next year or so and could afford to go the Wrestlemania XXX. Would be pretty sweet for my first Mania.

[Lock Jaw]

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HHH Is Not Impressed

[Lock Jaw]

From Main Event:

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8117/ug01fb06.gif

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1333/ug05f8b7.gif

[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Poit]

From Main Event:

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8117/ug01fb06.gif

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1333/ug05f8b7.gif

That legdrop was great. :y:

[Lock Jaw]

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[James Diesel]

http://imageshack.us/a/img269/6665/apcglzscmaiu9lv.jpg

Still would.

Also, the only way I'm taking away your post of the year claim is if somehow AJ ends up topless and you're not around to post it.

[Lock Jaw]

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[owenbrown]

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ARMBAR!

[Schlomey]

Just finished watching Lesnar vs Goldberg at mania. What a bad match.

[Schlomey]

Feel like a bad Owen fan for not knowing he competed in WCW.

[Asmo]

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They should let Cesaro do this kind of stuff on TV. You know, show he actually has a semblance of a personality. Just shoot him every week going around town and trashing it.

Seconded. This was really entertaining to watch. And completely believable.

[The Condor]

http://0.tqn.com/d/prowrestling/1/0/R/U/-/-/hulk-hogan-ric-flair-05.jpg
Hottest wrestling image ever

[Emperor Smeat]

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[whiteyford]

Just finished watching Lesnar vs Goldberg at mania. What a bad match.

The crowd was awesome though, really shocked they didn't edit it for the dvd.

[Keith]

So tomorrow on RAW we're gonna see a "Rock Concert"?

Geez, everytime The Rock comes back, everything's becoming so predictable.

[James Diesel]

Is it in Cleveland? Another set of "Cleveland rocks, CM Punk's dick is small" bullshit? Probably

[XL]

Watching Impact, Aries just referred to himself and Roode as a "wet dream team".

Was pretty "lol".

[KyleEmmott]

Kaitlyn is just beautiful to me.

[KyleEmmott]

I'm going to Raw tomorrow night, any suggestions or comments?

[James Steele]

Go to Kinkos and get this blown up onto a shitload of poster boards and hand them out:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hxAbEQ-7DMU/Tfs9coCXtkI/AAAAAAAAAVY/9H9Brk5I07Y/s1600/Triple+H+%2528Jean+Paul+Levesque%2529.jpg

[James Steele]

This picture too:

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zqQUfe8WPBs/0.jpg

[James Steele]

Also, this one:

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/009.jpg

[James Steele]

...and this one too:

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/8780.png

[James Steele]

...and this one:

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/189/980/thh_display_image.jpg?1270452661

[James Steele]

Basically, I want you to provide everyone in the arena (on camera) a random Triple H sign/picture. I want the arena covered in Triple H photos.

If you do this, I will give you $100.

[Poit]

I think the expense of printing those would be way more than $100.

[James Steele]

Make it happen, kid.

[James Steele]

I think the expense of printing those would be way more than $100.

Priceless memories.

[owenbrown]

James Steele trying to set the Guinness World record for most signs confiscated at one event

[James Steele]

Kyle, you aren't a giant bleeding vagina coward are you? If you aren't, you will make this happen.

[James Diesel]

Also, this one:

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/TwistedSteeleEntertainment/009.jpg

The PB&J of the King of Kings

[KyleEmmott]

You all are going to watch Raw and see thousands of Triple HHH signs, and you all know who started it.

[Lock Jaw]

We better. I will be extremely disappointed now if I do not.

[KyleEmmott]

I feel as if expectations have been set up for me to influence Raw

[Dark One]

This is going to turn out to be a TNA-level disappointment.

[Dark One]

Although, if it happens, I propose every post on the forums being replaced with:

http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/8b692962708d5ddc255f2ae6a2a75241/472%2520-%2520don_west%2520gif%2520high%20_five%2520mike_tenay%2520tna.gif

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2013/01/31_SanJuan_0105_1226.jpg

Weirded out

[James Diesel]

By the sign?
By the guy?
Or by the look Randy's givin ya?

[Lock Jaw]

I think it is the "quotation marks" around the heart, the written out "Ha,ha,ha,ha..." and the look on the dude's face. Would be concerned if I were Randy.

[Razzamajazz]

the thing is, that guy went to the show by himself.....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I feel as if expectations have been set up for me to influence Raw

No pressure. If you fail you'll ruin raw and the Road to WrestleMania for us all, but no pressure.

Good luck big guy we're all counting on you! :wave:

[James Diesel]

I'd be more concerned if I were that guy's dentist. What a creepy ass mouth

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2013/01/31_SanJuan_0105_1226.jpg

Weirded out

That has to be the guy's son next to him being embarrassed to all hello and his wife who hopes Orton at least kisses her.

[James Diesel]

I'd hate to know any type of family that would be okay with the proposed situation. That's far too traumatic for a family to have to deal with

[James Steele]

RANDY, CAN I PLAY WITH THE VIPER??!?!

[Lock Jaw]

RANDY, CAN I PLAY WITH THE VIPER??!?!

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[James Diesel]

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This seems like the setup for the plotline of a sitcom.

"RANDY, I gotta talk to ya. I done real bad. Ya know Steph? Well she's pregnant again. I don't know what to do."

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

TNA had a ppv today apparently. WWE at least has the good sense to put the Royal Rumble on Pro-bowl week.

[Mongo Lloyd]

ARMBAR!

Oh hohohohohoho what rapier wit. such is the type of humour one can expect from the aspie

[Schlomey]

I eat pieces of shit like you for lunch?
Wait...you eat shit for lunch???
Uh......NO!


There is rapier wit.

[Mongo Lloyd]

nah thats rapist wit. adam sandler raped and murdered a girl in 1996

[Schlomey]

Lucky girl if it was circa 96 Sandler

[whiteyford]

Samoa Joe vs Anderson at the Genesis PPV is now a #1 contenders match for a title shot on Impact...lol TNA?

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_full/public/ep/image/2013/01/20130110_EP_LARGE_Teddy-TagTeam2_R.jpg

Teddy Long's Top 10 Tag Team Matches (http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/teddy-long-best-tag-team-matches) by WWE.com

Before taking on the role of Senior Advisor in SmackDown General Manager Booker T’s administration, Theodore Rufus Long was himself one of the most successful GMs in WWE history. Spending time in charge of SmackDown and the rebirth of ECW, Long was known as a tough but fair leader. He was also renowned for his propensity to diffuse any hostile situation with the skillful use of one type of match in particular.

When four or more Superstars were in the ring, bickering back and forth, it was almost inevitable that Teddy Long’s music would blare through the speakers.

“Now, hold on a minute, playas,” he would bellow, before explaining to them that their incessant arguing would not take up precious time on his show. In Teddy Long’s world, there is only one way to settle these massive differences.

“We’re going to have ourselves a tag team match!” Long would exclaim, as the heroes rejoiced at the opportunity to get their hands on a rival, while the villainous Superstars seethed in anger.

Long’s disposition for tag team battles has become his calling card, so much so that when he turned one into a Fatal Four-Way Match, the WWE Universe was floored. Conspiracy theories were found in bunches around the internet as fans tried to make sense of the madness.

One strange decision aside, Teddy Long has won over the hearts of the WWE Universe with his unbridled passion for tag team competition. As SmackDown’s historic 700th episode approaches, join WWE.com in celebrating 10 of the finest tag team bouts Long ever put together.

[Emperor Smeat]

From the Observer:

* Mark Henry's return to WWE is still not known at this time. Henry had stated publicly that he was getting close back in December, but still left doubt if he would ever return.

* As noted earlier here on the website, Christian is scheduled to return for WWE at the end of January. No word on if he'll be a "surprise" entrant in the 30-man Royal Rumble match.

* Santino Marella suffered a neck injury at Friday night's WWE live event from Austin, Texas. He's been taken off the road while doctors evaluate the injury. Jamie Noble filled in for Santino on Saturday night, wrestling Tensai.


From the dirtsheets:
There is talk within WWE that Randy Orton may need some time off soon to deal with a personal situation. No word yet on what the issue is, but it has nothing to do with the Wellness or behavioral issues that have kept him out of the ring in recent years.

[mike adamle]

About to watch the main event of TNA's ppv last night, Jeff Hardy vs. Austin Aries vs. Bobby Roode in an elimination match. Sounds pretty fun. Still wondering if James Storm is ever gonna get his title shot he won a few ppv's back though. (I know he lost a match to Roode for it, but what the fuck was the point of having him win it in the first place if that was ALL they were gonna do with it?!)

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

About to watch the main event of TNA's ppv last night, Jeff Hardy vs. Austin Aries vs. Bobby Roode in an elimination match. Sounds pretty fun. Still wondering if James Storm is ever gonna get his title shot he won a few ppv's back though. (I know he lost a match to Roode for it, but what the fuck was the point of having him win it in the first place if that was ALL they were gonna do with it?!)

He's not over?

[KyleEmmott]

I'm really excited for Raw tonight, DX, HBK, Taker & Flair

[Schlomey]

Shit I forgot tonight was kind of a special RAW. Now I'm pumped too!

[VSG]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2013/01/31_SanJuan_0105_1226.jpg

Weirded out

Poor guy's probably just trying to get Orton into a threesome with him and his wife and tpww has to judge him for that.

[Razzamajazz]

maybe now's the time i watch last weeks raw and get caught up

[mike adamle]

About to watch the main event of TNA's ppv last night, Jeff Hardy vs. Austin Aries vs. Bobby Roode in an elimination match. Sounds pretty fun. Still wondering if James Storm is ever gonna get his title shot he won a few ppv's back though. (I know he lost a match to Roode for it, but what the fuck was the point of having him win it in the first place if that was ALL they were gonna do with it?!)

REALLY fun match. Jeff Hardy is starting to grow on me again. The last time he did that was when he was about to leave WWE. Prob means he's on his way out of TNA.

[Schlomey]

Beer or wine tonight guys? Beer. Or. Wine.
(obviously wrestling related)

[Triple Naitch]

Keep it classy. It's the 20th anniversary of Raw. White Zinfandel.

[Shadrick]

With the Pinky up.

[Schlomey]

I went with beer and a few shots of a girly mix :)


Keepin it Klassy

[Schlomey]

Drunk wrestling fan Schlomey doesn't pop up often but expect it in the RAW thread tonight.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/41ac65feb038bddebfb62f5adfaf29b4/tumblr_mghpa5HJS31ql0k28o1_r2_500.png

[Lock Jaw]

http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/src/1358210850851.gif

[Cool King]

I didn't know CSL was a cameraman.

[Volare]

Ryder bitches on Twitter....hits 1 million followers. Love it.

[CSL]

I didn't know CSL was a cameraman.

:cool:

[Emperor Smeat]

Supposedly Layla accidentally tweeted a picture of her butt and later took down the tweet when either she noticed or someone told her about the mirror in the picture

http://24.media.tumblr.com/761eaf5535a43e253cafc354988be282/tumblr_mgnhu655V11rt4wx0o1_500.png

[Lock Jaw]

Totally intentional. She is sticking her ass out, and very carefully posed for the reflection. Probably took it down after someone from management told her that it wasn't OK.

[Schlomey]

According to TMZ:

That new Hogan lawsuit for $50,000,000 wasn't just TNA and back related....It appears that he was offered a shot to wrestle John Cena and to be paid that amount and due to the botched back surgeries he had to decline.......


I wonder what TNA thinks of their "hero" abandoning ship for a match against Cena...I assume at Mania.

[James Steele]

:lol:

Thank GOD, we didn't get Hogan/Cena. That shit would have been brutal to watch.

[Schlomey]

Agree more than I've ever agreed with anything else ever.....in the history of the word EVER.

[Lock Jaw]

Hogan probably just making outrageous claims again. Highly doubt WWE would have paid him $50 million for one match.

[Lock Jaw]

In other news...

http://i53.tinypic.com/35bf3tj.jpg

All these ladies are now gone. Except for Daniel Bryan.

[Schlomey]

On an unrelated note : I just finished "watching" TNA Genesis. It was bad and the main event DRUG THE FUCK ON. I really didn't enjoy any of it except bits and pieces. So glad I don't have to force myself to watch monthly TNA PPV's anymore.....

[VSG]

Who is that to Eve's right?

[Emperor Smeat]

Melina

[VSG]

lol had forgotten about her.

[mike adamle]

On an unrelated note : I just finished "watching" TNA Genesis. It was bad and the main event DRUG THE FUCK ON. I really didn't enjoy any of it except bits and pieces. So glad I don't have to force myself to watch monthly TNA PPV's anymore.....

I thought it was a really fun show except for the Joseph Parks nonsense. God forbid something different.

[Schlomey]

Well it's a good thing we are all allowed to have different opinions otherwise I'd be in biiiiig twouble.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/src/1358228635327.gif

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Probably did that on purpose.

[James Diesel]

When I saw that I thought he was trying to go under the set. Give it the appeal that they only know how to go through the crowd, with no experience of the stage set

[Cool King]

Probably did that on purpose.

Probably, but it'll forever go down as a "legit botch" by the majority of people.

Much like Sylvain Grenier's "botch" when he attempted to do a kip-up during a match against Shelton Benjamin on Raw, many moons ago.

He intentionally botched it but a lot of people still say it was a "legit botch".

[CSL]

Probably did that on purpose.

4sure

[James Steele]

Dean Ambrose is a great seller, so that easily could have been still selling that he was "out on his feet".

[James Steele]

Probably, but it'll forever go down as a "legit botch" by the majority of people.

Much like Sylvain Grenier's "botch" when he attempted to do a kip-up during a match against Shelton Benjamin on Raw, many moons ago.

He intentionally botched it but a lot of people still say it was a "legit botch".

When you say "majority of people", do you mean the 8 people who remember that?

[Curd]

I don't get why Bully Ray has been chosen as the one to be in that angle. There's guys on the roster that would make the angle more "believable".

Maybe it's because I don't watch TNA, but I don't buy the whole Bully Ray/Brooke "relationship" thing. It just seems really random to me and like an angle you would get on an old SmackDown game's story mode. That would be happening while Charlie Haas is WWE Champion and Scotty 2 Hotty is a heel General Manager of Raw. Just completely random.


I would watch that simulated wrestling fed! :y:

[XL]

SCHLOMEY'S FAVORITE PPV MATCHES OF 2012


Below you will find videos to most every match on my list. Enjoy!


August - Summerslam

Brock Lesnar vs HHH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c114_iKKleM
Is some kind of sick joke?

[Schlomey]

Oops must have posted the wrong link. Sorry.

[Xero]

Haven't watched this yet, going to in a second, but it's Cornette and New Jack in a shoot. You know it's good.

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/RQLzYSFQ5eY?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Emperor Smeat]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FQ5bcovnPtU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Emperor Smeat]

WZ has learned from sources inside WWE that the reason The Undertaker, Bret Hart and other big name legends weren't used on Raw last night was because Stone Cold Steve Austin and Shawn Michaels weren't available.

As reported, Austin and HBK were both in Las Vegas for a hunting convention which is why they weren't in Houston for RAW.

Because those two could not make it, WWE decided to drop any plans of using other big name legends, most notably The Undertaker and Bret Hart. The feeling was they didn't want to have a bunch of legendary names on RAW and it draw attention or heat on Austin and Michaels for not being there

According to PuroresuSpirit.com, New Japan Pro Wrestling star Kazuchika Okada has denied rumors that he is making the jump to WWE.

Okada has stated that he is under contract to New Japan until December 31, 2014 and also told the Japanese media that his priority is re-capturing the IWGP Heavyweight Title.

[Lock Jaw]

http://wrestleshare.com/?di=LH5G

[SNLfunnyguy]

:lol:

Thank GOD, we didn't get Hogan/Cena. That shit would have been brutal to watch.

Yeah, I want skinny kids doing back flips because that shit rocks.

[SNLfunnyguy]

When I saw that I thought he was trying to go under the set. Give it the appeal that they only know how to go through the crowd, with no experience of the stage set

But wouldn't that just make them fucking retards, consider we have actually see Downes kids not fumble to the almighty, complex SETTTTT

[James Diesel]

Well aside from whatever nonsense you just typed there lemme lay it out. The Shield is not supposed to come off as legitimate contracted superstars (unless you watch NXT, which most of the fan base doesn't). So, if they just seem like arena-dwelling savages, they wouldn't be familiar with the "showmen's fancy setup".

It's the little things

[James Diesel]

http://wrestleshare.com/?di=LH5G

1 show in Seattle and it's a SmackDown.... :nono:

Hell, Portland got a fucking Raw.

Bullshit

[SNLfunnyguy]

Well aside from whatever nonsense you just typed there lemme lay it out. The Shield is not supposed to come off as legitimate contracted superstars (unless you watch NXT, which most of the fan base doesn't). So, if they just seem like arena-dwelling savages, they wouldn't be familiar with the "showmen's fancy setup".

It's the little things

The little things eh...

Is this your version of the Shield:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5awaGzAz1qf6jy9o1_400.gif

"Durrrrr, I'm too thick to work out where to walk. I never seen one of these set thingys before. Durrrr"

[Lock Jaw]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>“@<a href="https://twitter.com/natbynature">natbynature</a>:<a href="http://t.co/r03xp4nq" title="http://twitter.com/NatbyNature/status/291434877444845570/photo/1">twitter.com/NatbyNature/st…</a>” Stop trying to make us kiss, Nattie.</p>&mdash; A.J. (@WWEAJLee) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEAJLee/status/291440285433622528" data-datetime="2013-01-16T07:02:33+00:00">January 16, 2013</a></blockquote>

[CSL]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BAxORXVCEAA8YEc.jpg

[Triple Naitch]

Fuck. Was just gonna post that. Can I get a Whoa Bundy?

[James Diesel]

The little things eh...

Is this your version of the Shield:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5awaGzAz1qf6jy9o1_400.gif

"Durrrrr, I'm too thick to work out where to walk. I never seen one of these set thingys before. Durrrr"

Yes that is my exact version. To a fucking tee.

No, but seriously, instead of trying to be funny, try using your fucking head and think about the business from an entertainment point and not a logical point. Cause you seem so dead set on everything being logical. Which is why John Cena's face is battered and bruised every week he comes out.

Oh it isn't? It's squeaky clean? Hmm that's LOGICAL.

Nothing has to make sense in a world where Mae Young can give birth to a midget with a beard that's already existed for several years prior.

[James Diesel]

Anyways, the moral of my story is: You're a fucking idiot.

You can't take anything seriously. The whole business is EXACTLY like Stooges.

[Schlomey]

Curly reminds me more of santino than Rollins, tbh.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BAxORXVCEAA8YEc.jpg

Are we supposed to know who the guys next to Punk and Bundy are?

[Triple Naitch]

Probably

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Well i found out the guy on the right is Rener Gracie, Eve Torres' soon to be husband. Guy on the left is Rickson Gracie.

[CSL]

Are we supposed to know who the guys next to Punk and Bundy are?

no, otherwise I'd be posting it in the MMA forum

[Juan]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BAxORXVCEAA8YEc.jpg

This is the best thing I have ever seen

[Dark One]

I miss this.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cP3ZVm_H2fc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/fnEVP.jpg

[KyleEmmott]

http://i.imgur.com/fnEVP.jpg

The nig show?

[Vastardikai]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BAxORXVCEAA8YEc.jpg

Al Bundy is a higher rank than CM Punk?!?!

:eek:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The nig show?

She's black it's ok.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Al Bundy is a higher rank than CM Punk?!?!

:eek:

Duh. The studio is in California. Bundy has more access.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I miss that girl who was on nxt for like 2 episodes

[Supreme Olajuwon]

http://www.thehypescene.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ashley-ann-vickers-3.jpg


this one

[Lock Jaw]

I miss Maxine.

[Keith]

http://i.imgur.com/fnEVP.jpg


Thought that was Trish Stratus.

[AKin3D]

http://i.imgur.com/fnEVP.jpg

FUCKING WORK!
I want to go! :'(

[Shadrick]

She's black it's ok.

She's not black, but its still okay.

[Vastardikai]

my best guess would be a typo and Show said fuck it.

[Curd]

Doing it GANGREL Style!
http://starjokes.webege.com/Gangrel_Style.jpg

It makes sense in a roundabout way because "gangrel" is apparently derived from "gangan", Olde English "to go"!!!
http://thefreedictionary.com/gangrel

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So, AJ Vs. Kaitlyn at WrestleMania for the Divas title?

[Curd]

So, AJ Vs. Kaitlyn at WrestleMania for the Divas title?

You no-sold my Gangrel headswap! Oh well, I do it for the art... LOLZ are mere icing on the cake! :D

[Corporate CockSnogger]

http://www.thehypescene.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ashley-ann-vickers-3.jpg


this one

Dayummmmm what happened to her? They surely wouldn't have released her.

[Tommy Gunn]

Does anyone have a link to that meme of Ryback and Big E Langston in Batman Begins? I swear I saw it here a week ago and wanted to show my friend but I can't find it. :(

[CSL]

Dayummmmm what happened to her? They surely wouldn't have released her.

some just "can't hack it" and ask for their release, the relocating, the being away from family and friends etc, especially if they don't have a passion for the business and they're only working NXT-FCW/not seeing "the bigger picture". Bird from over here got signed a couple of years ago because she was at a tryout with "one of the boys" and she's gorgeous/has big tatars and they pretty much signed her on the spot (and not him) despite her not being there to tryout and she was done within a few months/is back home now/shacked up/has child/is completely out of wrestling etc.

[CSL]

that bird up there is fhaqin' mint tho

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.minus.com/i3LCDh0hBqhtu.gif

[Emperor Smeat]

According to the dirtsheets, Taker's medical status is pretty bleak right now to the point the WWE is considering making this year's Mania be his retirement match and have been tossing out a lot of potential matchups as a result.

They don't want him doing anymore physical type matches and whoever they pick is going to end up having to carry the entire match to ensure Taker doesn't get hurt and all the spots end up being protected/safe for his well-being.

[Flash Funk]

Sounds like a perfect time to do Taker vs. Punk... and END THE STREAK

[Triple Naitch]

http://www.thehypescene.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ashley-ann-vickers-3.jpg


this one

Ooooooooooooooooooooof

[mike adamle]

I know it's pro wrestling and the streaks are fictional, but Streak vs. Streak Punk vs. Taker seems like the most important thing they could do. Really hope Punk retains at the rumble and we get this.

[Cool King]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/w2sw7qAyipk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Nicky Fives]

I know it's pro wrestling and the streaks are fictional, but Streak vs. Streak Punk vs. Taker seems like the most important thing they could do. Really hope Punk retains at the rumble and we get this.

Indeed!

[Lock Jaw]

I'd only want to see that if I believed that there was a chance of Undertaker losing. Which there isn't.

[drave]

Doing it GANGREL Style!
http://starjokes.webege.com/Gangrel_Style.jpg

It makes sense in a roundabout way because "gangrel" is apparently derived from "gangan", Olde English "to go"!!!
http://thefreedictionary.com/gangrel

That is fucking great! :y::y::y:

[KyleEmmott]

So, I'm watching Impact and the wedding between Bully Ray & Brooke Hogan, Tommy Dreamer is one of the grooms men....Am I the only one that finds it weird considering he was just on Raw a couple of weeks ago?

[James Diesel]

Yes.

[Droford]

Tommy dreamer the extreme free agent

[Dark One]

If Tommy Dreamer being there is the thing that stands out as weird to you, I think your scale might be off.

[Tom Guycott]

Thanks to John Cena's entrance/cameraman facetime banter on RAW, I've had "Paul Revere" stuck in my head all week.

[Tom Guycott]

my best guess would be a typo and Show said fuck it.

... which worked out for him in the past. See: calling Kaientai "gook goofs".

[Lock Jaw]

http://i55.tinypic.com/24lu3aa.gif

[Lock Jaw]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv3jp3faYW1qzkefr.gif

[Cool King]

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5397/1358455552794.gif

[Poit]

http://i.imgur.com/GEyzZ.gif

[Shadrick]

Sickkkkkkk

[Nicky Fives]

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5397/1358455552794.gif

one of the few times I wanted to be Cena.....

[Innovator]

http://i.imgur.com/GEyzZ.gif

We'd like to wish Evan Bourne all the best in his future endeavors.

[Volare]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/546990_437112849688768_2011115590_n.png

[CSL]

http://i.imgur.com/GEyzZ.gif

about time

[Joesgonnakillyou]

http://i.imgur.com/GEyzZ.gif

Who is that?

[Vastardikai]

Who is that?

"The Spot Monkey" Flippy McKickpad?