"100,001" Replies

[BizarroKing]

Well here's something I never thought I'd see.

http://www.prowrestlingscoops.com/newpws/wp-content/gallery/undertaker-bald/001.jpg

[JimmyMess]

Well here's something I never thought I'd see.

http://www.prowrestlingscoops.com/newpws/wp-content/gallery/undertaker-bald/001.jpg

Undertaker's new "Aquaman" gimmick!

[Cool King]

Well here's something I never thought I'd see.

http://www.prowrestlingscoops.com/newpws/wp-content/gallery/undertaker-bald/001.jpg

Well apart from my childhood being somewhat ruined, I have to say, Undertaker is looking very well in that picture.

He looks better than he did in the other picture.

http://tribalwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/Undertaker-Bald.png

He looked like quite old and like he had Cancer and was trying to hide it or something. :-\

[Ermaximus]

Oh but according to Ryan Clark, Undertaker DOES have cancer.

[VSG]

Ryan Clark needs to...
























Taker it Easy.

[Lock Jaw]

Stone Cold Steve Taker

[Ultra Mantis]

Well here's something I never thought I'd see.

http://www.prowrestlingscoops.com/newpws/wp-content/gallery/undertaker-bald/001.jpg

The Undertaker looks a lot like my dad now. If he returns with anything other than a "father of TPWW forum poster Ultra Mantis" gimmick next year I will be hugely disappointed and might even stop watching.

[CSL]

that picture is 100% fake, look at the outline of his head, definitely been photoshopped

[Corporate CockSnogger]

http://tribalwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/Undertaker-Bald.png

Was probably mentioned when this was first posted a month or so ago, but he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad in this one.

It'll definitely be a bit weird if he keeps it that way for his match at WM (I assume there will be one).

[VSG]

that picture is 100% fake, look at the outline of his head, definitely been photoshopped

Are you insinuating that Taker doesn't have that magnificent skull?

[CSL]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bCcrNMU5K7s/TTbiIvPyqPI/AAAAAAAAAC8/plt3mEKW8zo/s1600/justunda.jpg

I take it the usual "journalist" muppets on the internet have reported it as "news"?

[Xero]

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/9423438948/1/tumblr_lqjw01dPV51qis6ps

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/9423438948/2/tumblr_lqjw01dPV51qis6ps

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/9423438948/3/tumblr_lqjw01dPV51qis6ps

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/9423438948/4/tumblr_lqjw01dPV51qis6ps

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/9423438948/5/tumblr_lqjw01dPV51qis6ps

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/9423438948/6/tumblr_lqjw01dPV51qis6ps

[BizarroKing]

OK I may have posted the pic here but Clark is more foolish for posting about it on the actual site he has.

I'd LOL if he was the one that did the 'shopping.

[Ermaximus]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bCcrNMU5K7s/TTbiIvPyqPI/AAAAAAAAAC8/plt3mEKW8zo/s1600/justunda.jpg

I take it the usual "journalist" muppets on the internet have reported it as "news"?

Her vagina is smiling at us.

[Vastardikai]

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Not quite Youtube...

[Xero]

Her vagina looks like it's looking at Taker's Undead Staff and is like "nom nom nom" in a happy tone.

[Rammsteinmad]

What's all this 'news' that Undertaker looks pretty skinny? Looks to me like inactivity has helped him gain a few pounds.

[Jura]

Tombstoning Sharks on Shark Week with Mark Calloway aka The Undertaker, only on Discovery Channel.

[Juan]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/8662/29911326652169670966422.jpg

[CSL]

uncomfortable

[Cool King]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/8662/29911326652169670966422.jpg

Makes sense.

Kind of.

Undertaker has graced the Hell in a Cell posters since the PPV's inception, so now Kane takes his place. That and Kane's been in the most Hell in a Cell matches out of all the guys that are on the active roster.

Cool poster though.

[Cool King]

I'm counting Kane's debut as him being part of the first Hell in a Cell match, by the way.

[Rammsteinmad]

Yet once again, Kane always seems to be on posters of events he isn't booked on.

[Rammsteinmad]

That poster is pretty disturbing though, which is great!

[GD]

I believe that the kids of this generation would know that the poster is photoshopped.

[Xero]

I'm sure they also know the Saw movies, for example, are just effects.

[Lock Jaw]

Dunno. Looks legit to me.

[GD]

lol

[Juan]

Guru Dave must know something we don't

[Poit]

I believe that the kids of this generation would know that the poster is photoshopped.

Truly, such stunning insight deserves to be recognized.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/3Utm2.gif

EVOLUTION OF A PREDATOR

[BizarroKing]

http://i.imgur.com/3Utm2.gif

EVOLUTION OF A PREDATOR

D'aww.

[Blakeamus]

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/6891795/the-wrestler-real-life

Nice article on the decline of Ric Flair and how he basically is the real life version of "The Wrestler" movie.

Wasn't suprised that he is now suing...

[GD]

Truly, such stunning insight deserves to be recognized.

:o

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.diva-dirt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/daffney-mugshot-240x300.jpg

YES, THIS IS DAFFNEY

[loopydate]

Wasn't suprised that he is now suing...

He's suing because they claimed he has a heart condition...















...that he acknowledged in his own autobiography.

[Blakeamus]

He's suing because they claimed he has a heart condition...


That comes to mind now that you mention it...









...that he acknowledged in his own autobiography.

[Xero]

http://nofuqushaymus.tumblr.com/

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/9436188059/1/tumblr_lqkbs5ZMV51r2oq94

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/9428697542/1/tumblr_lqk35q9N681r2oq94

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/9420590215/1/tumblr_lqjrjyA1kQ1r2oq94

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/9419646918/1/tumblr_lqjq22vhrV1r2oq94

[screech]

...what?

[GD]

Torture!

[GD]

JRsBBQ: For the record, the only time I've been called 'Little Jimmy' was when I was caught swimming naked when the water was cold. Sauce it!

[James Diesel]

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Not quite Youtube...

not quite anything

[Rammsteinmad]

Those pictures were almost as pointless as Guru Dave posts.

[GD]

Those pictures had my love in them.

[Shadrick]

i loved those pics, for what its worth dave

[El Fangel]

Jura is awesome. Gotta say.

[Xero]

OH COME ON! STOP STEAMING MY GIMMICK! :mad:

[Shadrick]

oh Xero, how will i ever pay for this pizza?

[El Fangel]

Cara got autocorrected to Jura...

[Tom Guycott]

http://nofuqushaymus.tumblr.com/

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/9436188059/1/tumblr_lqkbs5ZMV51r2oq94

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/9428697542/1/tumblr_lqk35q9N681r2oq94

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/9420590215/1/tumblr_lqjrjyA1kQ1r2oq94

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/9419646918/1/tumblr_lqjq22vhrV1r2oq94

I get what was trying to be done, but the phonetics seem more Scottish than Irish. I kept reading Sheamus' doalogue in Drew McIntyre's voice.

[Shadrick]

i love that you chose to analyze phonetics on THOSE pictures.

[parkmania]

http://i.imgur.com/3Utm2.gif

EVOLUTION OF A PREDATOR

The Rock was RIGHT - Orton DOES play with My Pretty Pony.

[Xero]

That's a dog.

[XL]

When does the ROH TV show start?

[CSL]

I want to say late September

[CSL]

24th

[Xero]

What's the difference between an unsanctioned match, a falls count anywhere match, hardcore match and a street fight?

[Xero]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgm7zGX9E1qlni5do1_400.jpg

[CSL]

What's the difference between an unsanctioned match, a falls count anywhere match, hardcore match and a street fight?

the names

[CSL]

but 4real, I'd say a street fight is a a falls count anywhere/hardcore match for guys higher on the card. Like I don't see John Cena ever having a falls count anywhere or hardcore match but a street fight on the other hand I can. And unsanctioned is to add some "SRS BSNSS" and emphasis to a feud. "THEY HATE EACH OTHER SO MUCH THEY MIGHT KILL EACH OTHER AND WE CAN'T SANCTION THAT".

[Xero]

Yeah, I'd agree with that. Unsanctioned Match is pretty much the highest level of the "hardcore" match.

[Jura]

That's a dog.
I don't think you should be calling Rey a dog.

[Xero]

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/9468239351/1/tumblr_lqlsjlu1yV1qk8v9t

Cole should grow this goatee out again and be an evil manager. He has a great sinister look.

[Shadrick]

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/9468239351/1/tumblr_lqlsjlu1yV1qk8v9t

Cole should grow this goatee out again and be an evil manager. He has a great sinister look.

http://content9.flixster.com/photo/11/54/44/11544495_gal.jpg

[Aguakate]

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/9468239351/1/tumblr_lqlsjlu1yV1qk8v9t

Cole should grow this goatee out again and be an evil manager. He has a great sinister look.

...he'd be a great heel Manager...all he needs to do is hold back a bit...not be so obnoxious...we KNOW he's heel...he doesn't need to overstate that fact anymore.

[Xero]

From WWE.com:

WWE's Forces of Nature

By: Corey Clayton August 27, 2011
Tags: The Hurricane (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/wwealumni/thehurricane), Sunny (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/halloffame/inductees/sunny), Earthquake (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/wwealumni/earthquake)
As the East Coast of the United States gears up for a very stormy weekend, WWE.com has the flashlights and batteries checked, plenty of food and water, and a gigantic stash of WWE DVDs and Magazines at the ready as we look back at 10 Mother Nature moments, when Superstars embraced her power as their own, or WWE tangled with nature's powerful punch.
http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2011/08/20110826_NaturalDisasters.jpg

Earthquake & Typhoon

There was no tag team in 1990s WWE with the power, strength and brute force of The Natural Disasters. Tipping the scales at a combined 800 lbs., opponents’ legs trembled as these two behemoths left a path of destruction in their wake on their way to the World Tag Team Title in 1992. (MORE EARTHQUAKE (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/wwealumni/earthquake) | MORE TYPHOON (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/wherearetheynow/tugboat))
http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2011/08/20110826_Trish.jpg

Trish Stratus

Stratus clouds are considered flat, hazy, and featureless -- exactly the opposite opinion of what some in the WWE Universe consider the greatest WWE Diva of all time. The colorful Canadian won seven WWE Women’s Championships, and can be seen knocking the haze out of contestants as a trainer on WWE Tough Enough. (MORE TRISH (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/wwealumni/trishstratus))
http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2011/08/20110826_TheHurricane.jpg

The Hurricane

STAND BACK! Gregory Helms, mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Globe, turned into a force to be reckoned with in a flash of green light. WWE’s favorite superhero claimed six titles in WWE during his pursuit of righteousness, with a slew of super-sidekicks at his side. (MORE HURRICANE (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/wwealumni/thehurricane))
http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2011/08/VolcanoIceland.jpg

Eyjafjallajökull

This Icelandic volcano makes our list due to the havoc it caused WWE Superstars on a post-WrestleMania European Live Tour in 2010. The ash cloud from the volcano grounded nearly all air traffic in and out of Europe. In fact, it even stranded Raw Superstars in Belfast, Northern Ireland, leaving SmackDown Superstars to perform in their place on a live Raw episode back in the States. (WATCH SUPERSTARS' RETURN HOME (http://vids.wwe.com/8520/raws-superstars-return-home-afte))
http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2011/08/20110826_InYourHouse_logo.jpg

In Your House: Beware of Dog

In May of 1996, a powerful thunderstorm took out the power at the Florence Civic Center in South Carolina, taking WWE’s live pay-per-view event off the air after only two matches. Two nights later, “Beware of Dog 2” was broadcast from Charleston, S.C., to deliver the promised card to the pay-per-view audience. Unfortunately, it also delivered the Million Dollar Man a turbulent departure, as Steve Austin lost a Strap Match to Savio Vega, resulting in his manager’s dismissal (as the future “Stone Cold” had planned, it was later revealed).
http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2011/08/20110826_Sunny.jpg

Sunny

There was never a cloudy day when the vivacious Sunny hit the ring. This WWE Hall of Fame manager helped tag teams shine, coaching them to championship gold. She also brightened many AOL users day as one of most downloaded women in 1996. (MORE SUNNY (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/halloffame/inductees/sunny))
http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2011/08/20110826_LanceStorm.jpg

Lance Storm

If we can be serious for a minute, this stern, somewhat-overcast Superstar hailing from Calgary (dramatic pause), Alberta, Canada, used his lighting-sharp reflexes and technical ability to turn title opportunities into gold. Storm held WWE and WCW titles 10 times during his illustrious career before retiring from the WWE ring in 2004. (MORE STORM (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/wwealumni/lancestorm))
http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2011/08/20110826_Glacier.jpg

Glacier

This cool customer arrived in WCW in 1996 with one of the most elaborate entrances of any ring warrior to date. Fans in the arena felt the sub-zero chill as blue laser beams bounced about the arena and the martial arts master made it snow indoors. Alas, like the spring thaw, Glacier’s run in WCW ran cold in 1999. (MORE ON WCW.COM (http://www.wwe.com/wcw))
http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2011/08/20110826_TexasTornado.jpg

The Texas Tornado


With a Hall of Fame family pedigree, the Tornado blew into WWE in 1990, earning a surprise SummerSlam Intercontinental Title Match against Mr. Perfect. One cyclonic Tornado Punch and the lights went out on Perfect’s reign as champion. (WATCH ON WWEGREATESTMATCHES.COM (http://www.wwe.com/wwegreatestmatches?systemId=eb1795ee-3b7a-4dbf-aa69-2206bbdde3cf&playerContextId=dc08ab5b-6517-4803-b70f-e35140437db8))
http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2011/08/20110826_wm24crowd.jpg

Rain at WrestleMania XXIV

Only the second time for WrestleMania to be held under open skies, WrestleMania XXIV was billed as “The Biggest WrestleMania Under the Sun.” Except Mother Nature decided to shower the Citrus Bowl crowd of 74,635 with a short-lived rainstorm during the Money in the Bank Ladder Match. The quick sprinkle did nothing to cool down the heated rivalries settled in Orlando, and still remains the only precipitation to fall on the Biggest Stage in Entertainment!
http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2011/08/Screenshot_5_pough.jpg

BONUS ITEM! The Blizzard of ’93

Monday Night Raw debuted in 1993, and it only took two months for Mother Nature to lay her own smackdown on WWE’s flagship show. More than 26 inches of snow socked New York City, forcing Raw on the road to the Mid-Hudson Civic Center in Poughkeepsie, N.Y. Now, Raw tours the country, bringing snow-melting, red-hot action to the WWE Universe as millions watch live from home. (WATCH ENTIRE EPISODE (http://www.wwe.com/wwegreatestmatches?systemId=eb1795ee-3b7a-4dbf-aa69-2206bbdde3cf&playerContextId=dc08ab5b-6517-4803-b70f-e35140437db8))

[Xero]

Didn't know it rained at Mania 24.

[CSL]

why did they choose a picture of Trish where she looks like post weight gain Adrian Adonis?

[CSL]

Didn't know it rained at Mania 24.

neither did I until I watching the 'In Through The Outdoors' Legends of Wrestling roundtable #anotherplugforthatshow

[parkmania]

Where's the Bodydonnas second manager, Cloudy/Kloudi?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

And Al Snow

[Cool King]

I get what was trying to be done, but the phonetics seem more Scottish than Irish. I kept reading Sheamus' doalogue in Drew McIntyre's voice.

Nah, they're Irish.

Trust me, I'm Scottish.

[Xero]

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[Emperor Smeat]

Didn't know it rained at Mania 24.

I didn't realize it rained either although I do remember recently watching the dvd set of Mani 24 and noticing the sky was a bit dark and cloudy in the beginning of the event.

Wasn't WM 24 also the only Mania where people in the crowd got hurt from the intro fireworks?

[Xero]

Don't think it was the intro pyro but the ending pyro for Taker I think.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/uBm8R.gif

VIPER

[Lock Jaw]

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg736/scaled.php?tn=0&server=736&filename=a7uxc.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

Totally DOLPHED

[Xero]

1 out of 3 waitresses at Cracker Barrel are actual crackers.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/KqcZc.gif

Cool camera angle. Looks like the camera dude on the outside took the camera off his shoulder, and just put it on the mat.

[Xero]

http://www.wweshop.com/item/wwe-pizza-prints/SeeMore/50-07844

[Lock Jaw]

Definitely getting that for my next pizza!

[Emperor Smeat]

<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HO5cad6KjKM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Cool King]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/image.php?u=14356&dateline=1314384809

[Aguakate]

Didn't know it rained at Mania 24.

LOL maybe WWE edited out the rain for the DVD?

[Tom Guycott]

... and edited in generic sounding production weather.

[Autobahn]

http://i.imgur.com/iu3ky.gif

[Tom Guycott]

"...uh ... I'd rather watch the 20 men... I mean..."

[Rammsteinmad]

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[Rammsteinmad]

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Wow, was this during a break or something? I don't remember Cena saying this. Or maybe he did and I forgot/missed it? Pretty cool him acknowledging the 'five moves of doom' though.

[VSG]

Nah, it aired during the contract signing.

[CSL]

some more mini JBL blogs

When I say the wrestling world was the traveling circus when I started-that is an understatement. We often worked every day of the week and double shots on weekends-our whole life was wrestling.

When I first started even to my time with WWF I traveled with at least three to a car and most oftentimes four people in one car, and the same 3-4 in a cheap motel room.

My first traveling companions in Texas were General Skandor Akbar, along with Killer Tim Brooks, Black Bart and/or Dirty Dick Murdoch. I later rode with Dick quite a lot especially after Bobby Duncum Jr started wrestling with us.

In Japan every day was Groundhog day, wrestle at night and get on a bus the next morning with all the guys and go somewhere else to do it all over again.

I worked and lived in Europe for two years and we literally lived like the carnival workers-in trailers behind the wrestling venue-we would wrestle in the same town for up to eight weeks. I had no running water and no bathroom-had to go into the arena for both. Or, when we were in Vienna we lived on a campground outside of town and I had restroom facilities I shared with rest of campground.

It was in Germany I went to a little circus to see all the animals backstage, and a couple of workers were talking Carny (a kind of pig latin wrestlers talk that is derived from the word carnival, the carny guys would talk this language so as to not let the “mark” no what they were saying so they could take his/her money. The term “mark” actually came about out of the shell game where a person was literally “marked” on the back with a piece of chalk or similar to let the guy running the game in on who they were taking money from), anyway as I was standing there these two guys are talking about me in carny-not saying anything bad, just commenting. So, to their surprise I answer them-they failed to realize that is where we got our language.

When I first got into WWF I rode with four guys and we stayed all four of us in the same room at a cheap motel. We weren’t making much money and needed to save every bit of it.
Al Snow, Kane, Dutch Mantell and Tom Prichard were my first riding partners. Later it was Ron Simmons, Godfather and Teddy Long-that was a crazy car! In between it was Barry Windham and I along with Goldust.

The ribs that were pulled were unbelievable. When you are that close to guys for a long time you have time to really develop a rib-and guys took pride in doing just that, and never owning up to them which was an art also, even if caught on camera guys would deny, it was hilarious stuff.
The ribs were non stop as well. The famous plane ride from hell was nothing, it was just reported. Now, all that has changed and for the better I must say. But it’s hard to not miss the crazy old days, or at least look back and smile.

Mr Perfect and Owen were two of the best. Mr Fuji and Johnny Valentine were two of the most feared. All ribbers.

Guys used to wear bandaids over their eyebrows on planes so that if they fell asleep no one would shave their eyebrows off. Pony tails had no chance if someone passed out. And, more than one guy/gal has had their bags used as a toilet.

Poor JR was one of the guys who had to deal with guys when ribs got out of hand. And, I must say he handled it unbelievably well-I was fined a couple of times by JR and it’s hard to believe that a guy who is taking money out of your pocket, rightfully so both times, you could still like-but that was JR’s magic. However, I was not even in the league of the top ribbers-they worked at it full time.

Needless to say JR has seen it all several times over. At TV a couple of years ago “they” were going to have Big Dick Johnson rib JR after TV went off of air. So BD Johnson goes out to the ring strips down to his thong and starts dancing all over JR squirting JR with baby oil. BD is on JR’s announce table. JR calmly stands up, punches BD in the “lower” region, collects his notebook and walks to the back. Simply AWESOME! One of the biggest ‘pops’ ever for the backstage guys watching monitor.

BD grabbed what had just been punched up into his belly and fell off the table as JR calmly gathered his stuff and walked to the back. And, JR-classic-never said a word, just got his stuff said goodbye to all and left the building. Incredible to see. Moral? Don’t rib an old timer!

Owen Hart was the biggest ribber of all time. Davey Boy was so scared of Owen he would register under a different name in his hotel room-and they were brothers in law and travel companions. Davey was just as bad.

Owen lived to both rib and save money. Owen would travel with fans, stay with fans and eat with fans to save money-I never thought Owen was cheap, he wasn’t-but it was a game to see how little money he could spend on the road.

Davey’s favorite line, “I wasn’t even there, it was Owen” was pretty much his standard answer to anything.

I traveled the circuit with Owen and Davey in six man tags with the Godwins and Bart Gunn. Owen would call out spots to fans while Davey Boy was calling the same spot in the ring. Owen would talk to fans the entire match critiquing Davey Boy’s moves. There was not one sane moment with those two. Davey would just laugh; he thought Owen was hilarious even when Owen was ribbing him.

Both could go though. Davey and Brett had one of best matches I have ever seen in Berlin and Owen was one of the best-they just loved to rib. They both were born for this business.
Owen loved to get the muscle guys to press him, he would then hang on to them where they could never get him up-Davey would then come in and press Owen over his head several times and Owen would yell how strong Davey was.

The Godwin’s pigs somehow ended up in Vince’s office one day and as always, Davey explained, “I wasn’t even there.” Davey’s bulldog was given a laxative one day at TV, needless to say the suspect list involved only one person.

Clarence Mason, remember the attorney, was tortured by these guys in one loop we were on so much so he got to where he wouldn’t come into the ring. One day as he was holding the tag titles up on the apron, with his back to ring-Las Vegas was the city- I hit the ropes by him and knocked the belts into the stands along with Clarence. Needless to say the match, Owen and Davey felt the need to outdo me after that, turned into a ribfest as most of them did.

To give Owen credit he deserves, he always carried bags and never checked anything so he could get off plane quicker to see his family when he got off of road. He and Davey were awesome guys both.

The best story I have heard on Owen was when Chief Jay Strongbow was the agent and as WWE often does-they wanted everything real, as it would be in a shoot. So, Chief asked Owen if he would do that in a fight and Owen’s response, “No, I would hop on one leg whooping like an Indian!” It took Chief sometime to get over his anger, hilarious.

I was wrestling a few matches after Owen died in KC, I can’t remember if I was next or a couple after, a terrible tragedy. WWE was Owen’s playground-a guy who loved the business and loved to rib non stop and somehow no one ever got mad at him they just loved him more and more-as did I.

Eddie Guerrero was like a brother to me the last few years we were on the road together, I loved the guy and often dressed next to him in the locker room-Eddie was one of my groomsmen in my wedding and I did part of the eulogy at his funeral. Eddie really meant a lot to me and my family.

On the day he and another good friend, Kurt Angle, got into a fight backstage I was sitting next to Eddie’s bag when the fight broke out at “Gorilla”.

Right before you exit to go to the ring there is the first TV control room-Gorilla position, headed by Vince McMahon. The other TV control room with Kevin Dunn (best producer in TV, imo) is located in the TV truck in a separate part of the arena. In the Gorilla Position the agents stay with the folks that are producing talent-for the most part cameras and cameramen are directed from the truck with Mr Dunn.

Gorilla was named after Gorilla Monsoon who manned this place for years.
Eddie, like all Guerreros, had a wonderful temper, lol. I love the Guerreros, but those guys will fight each other if no one else is around. And, believe me; Guerreros are afraid of nothing and no one. They are all great down to earth guys that I have always loved being around.

In a match with Kurt, at TV one day, something didn’t go right and as they came back to Gorilla an argument ensued resulting in Eddie leg diving Kurt at the start of the fight. The fight was broken up quickly but it soon made its way back to the locker room.

I had no idea what was going on as the pull apart continued in the back. Eddie was now beside me, with people standing in front to stop the fight, staring at Kurt who was at the door being held back by John Laurinaitis and several others. I finally gleaned through all the ruckus that Eddie and Kurt had already gotten into it, it was broken up quickly, and Eddie had leg dived Kurt.

John Laurinaitis shut the door separating Kurt and Eddie So now (I can’t remember if it was only Eddie and I in the locker room or if a few more guys were in it)-, however, I’m the only one sitting next to Eddie on a bench-Eddie is fuming and saying nothing.

This is important to the story-Kurt Angle won a gold medal. That means that he wasn’t just good at wrestling, it doesn’t even mean he was great-it means out of 5 billion or how many people there are on the earth, no one could beat him! Put in a different way-he was the best wrestler on the planet and proved it.

Kurt had neck problems at this time and later joked to me, the animosity lasted only minutes between Kurt and Eddie, that Eddie-who was known to be quite the fighter, could have had a chance punching him but trying to wrestle him was the one thing Kurt felt very comfortable with. Remember, the second, third and all the other best wrestlers in the world tried this and failed.

So, now it’s just me and Eddie. I’m looking at him and he isn’t acknowledging me-he’s just staring at the door that is now closed, it’s getting kinda funny. So, I casually ask him (his eyes are bloodshot he is still so mad)-“Why would you leg dive a gold medalist?” Without hesitation and still looking at the door he replies loudly, “Because I’m stupid!”

I started laughing and finally Eddie did too, we laughed about that often. Needless to say, Kurt and Eddie were good friends both before this and after this-they had a little blow up is all-but the ending to it was a classic.

[Nicky Fives]

great stories.....

[Triple Naitch]

My favorite rib was when Joey Styles punched JBL in the mouth.

[Xero]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqmnezRHLz1qgtro8o1_500.jpg

[DLVH84]

from 1988 in the Continental Championship Wrestling territory

one of the most controversial angles from 1988 with The Dirty White Boy Tony Anthony and his valet and real life wife Kim aka Lady Mystic as well as Tom Prichard

this nearly got them thrown off tv as it dealt with abuse which was a big no no in wrestling storylines during the kayfabe era

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Hogan and Savage could've had that angle with Elizabeth.

[Xero]

http://c0013929.cdn1.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/x2_7fa7d83

This was taken today.

Apparently Bret uses car grease on his hair when he's "in character".

[Xero]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnpu1rGTs1qlgykao3_250.gif

[Poit]

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Wow, was this during a break or something? I don't remember Cena saying this. Or maybe he did and I forgot/missed it? Pretty cool him acknowledging the 'five moves of doom' though.

I was laughing my ass off while he was saying that. The kid sitting next to me kept glaring at me.

[Xero]

LOL, missed the "Heel Persona" part when it first aired.

Also, pretty sure he was trying to do Comic Book Guy there.

[Xero]

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[BizarroKing]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqmnezRHLz1qgtro8o1_500.jpg

O_O who is that set of boobs connected to that girl???

[Shadrick]

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Ive been wanting him to change to this theme after he wins the WWE Championship/turns heel/both.

[Juan]

Sean Kingston is gonna sue someone

[Lock Jaw]

http://oi52.tinypic.com/34xes8i.jpg

Innnnnteresting. I would like to subscribe to your blog.

[Autobahn]

Owen stories are always good.

[XL]

I'd like to know what JBL thinks of The Miz nowadays.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Heath Slater V Sheamus, the gingerest match of all time.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Who the hell gave Slater a mic. "I should be fighting for the world title... BUT NOOOOOOO". Good god.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Already looking forward to the main event. Daniel Bryan V Drew McIntyre :drool:

[#BROKEN Hasney]

There was a nice dropkick by Slater to kick Sheamus off the top rope, but that's about it.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Brodus Clay squash match.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

:D Reaction at Justin Gabriel coming out

:| Reaction at JTG coming out.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

According to Scott Stanford, JTG said that the 450 splash "wouldn't impress people in da hood".

I bet it would.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Justin Gabriel will never have kids again the way he was crotched. He jumped before he did the splits on the ropes and I cringed.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Nice twisting DDT from JTG.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Really hope that one day there is some match where Gabriel, Bryan and Punk have some guy in the middle and the just kick the hell out of them.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

TOPE ROPE LIONSAULT. "Sick".

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Woo Gabriel. Hope South Africa becomes an "important market" sometime so we can see a JG world title run

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Main event time!

[#BROKEN Hasney]

"No-ones ever announced ahead of time when they're cashing in money in the bank".

RVD, doofus.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Thank god Scott Stanford is always wrong, apparently Bryan is not shaving again until Wrestlemania.

[GD]

Heath Slater was so dominant during NXT and the Nexus. It's a shame as to what he has become now. He also needs a decent finishing maneuver.

[XL]

Dominant!?

[Innovator]

Thank god Scott Stanford is always wrong, apparently Bryan is not shaving again until Wrestlemania.

THE HOBO BEARD RETURNS!

[Innovator]

http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/2006/09/14/bryandanielson.jpg

[parkmania]

Thank god Scott Stanford is always wrong, apparently Bryan is not shaving again until Wrestlemania.

He will never fill the void left by the departure of Sweetum's beard.

[Ermaximus]

Heath Slater was so dominant during NXT and the Nexus. It's a shame as to what he has become now. He also needs a decent finishing maneuver.

The Ginger Snap-Some form of modified snapmare into a submission or something.

[BizarroKing]

He will never fill the void left by the departure of Sweetum's beard.

http://www.thesteelcage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/knox.png

Mike Knox's beard is not impressed at not getting mentioned.

[Shisen Kopf]

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[Cool King]

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/2702/30936923445548180081374.jpg

[Innovator]

http://www.thesteelcage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/knox.png

Mike Knox's beard is not impressed at not getting mentioned.

NOT ENOUGH BOOGEY WOOGEY

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/j/jimmyvalient/02.jpg

[Shisen Kopf]

http://vortexstreet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/hillbilly-jim-interview-20070122041104368-000.jpg

[Innovator]

<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DU-YJ8QIzRs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Innovator]

http://images.wikia.com/prowrestling/images/c/c6/Bruiser-Brody.jpg

WE NEED MORE BEARDS DAMMIT

[Juan]

http://www.thewrestlinglegendsforum.com/wrestlecrap/berserker/berserker0.jpg

[GD]

Dominant!?

Not in the classic sense, but he did have a good win-loss record in NXT and multiple reigns as tag team champions along with Gabriel since joining the original Nexus.

[Cool King]

http://www.superstarsarena.com/pictures/biographies/hacksaw-jim-duggan.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/2702/30936923445548180081374.jpg

+ http://www.blight.com/~mick/Weblog/duff_beer_can.jpg = http://www.pwmania.com/images/sandman6.jpg

[Triple Naitch]

Sean Kingston is gonna sue someone

Somebody call 911.

[Cool King]

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/a/911/02.jpg

[BizarroKing]

I wanna lick a lollipop...

http://www.coliseumwrestlingboxing.com/lollipop.jpg

[Jura]

http://www.wrestling-edge.com/wordpress/photos/brianna-bella-big-booty/127.jpg
http://www.supadivas.com/galleries/Wrestling%20Divas/bella%20big%20ass/124.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZCB2onUPHoc/TRT9K1gdmLI/AAAAAAAAABQ/sPcZMulzfmw/s1600/WDS-Bellas1.jpg

[Shisen Kopf]

Or is this a spoiler? Don't wanna ruin it for the fans in Turkmenistan who haven't seen this yet! Fucking lame. Wooooo! Triple H sucks

[GD]

Nice ass.

[Juan]

Holly stripper heels, Batman

[Cool King]

'Dat ass.

[GD]

No love for Nikki Bella?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2077/2278951718_a81498e8a4_o.jpg

[Juan]

Looks like Manu is doing well for himself since his release

[Tom Guycott]

Oddly enough, first thing I thought when I saw this was: "Damn, Rappaport got chunky!"

[Jura]

I wonder how much all that stuff would be if it was sold.

[Jura]

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Raymond Stereo.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why are they doing HHH/Punk so quickly since this program began? Come on!

[Jura]

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/276/7/0/john_cena_joins_the_nexus_by_decadeofsmackdownv2-d301c1f.png

http://superluchas.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/john-cena-nexus.jpg

[Jura]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/Y2John/randyjohn.jpg

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Bulldog/Sting/Dustin Rhodes Vs The Masters Of The Powerbomb (Sid and Vader) and Rick Rude. Hot damn what a match.

[Lock Jaw]

http://botchedspot.com/comics/2011-08-29-trouble-cara.jpg

[Innovator]

CMPunk CM Punk
Don't forget! Live Smackdown tonight! Live television rules! All the crazy things that have potential to be shockmasteresque! Watch it.
1 hour ago

[FourFifty]

So when is Shannon Moore going to fuck up his life? Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Shane Helms... All part of the same crew, so now it's Shannon's turn, right?

[VSG]

Erm..

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/161940_126185664101547_4798521_n.jpg

[Captain of Fun]

Shannon Moore is married and has run his own business for a while now. Seems much more responsible and mature than his OMEGA ilk. I wouldn't expect any headlines about him.

[Juan]

http://bryandanielson.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/photo9-575x429.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

New Sin Cara?

[Juan]

Sin 'Swoggle

[Xero]

So Sin Cara now comes in small, medium and large varieties.

They need a Giant Sin Cara next.

[BizarroKing]

I nominate Great Khali to be Giant Cara

[Aguakate]

I nominate Great Khali to be Giant Cara

I nominate Great Khali to be Giant Caca

[Jura]

Sin Khali

[Cool King]

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/2538/30482315009015792831736.jpg

[Juan]

"Vince accidentally walks into the Divas locker room"

[Lock Jaw]

"Vince looks to hire a new Vice President of Talent Relations"

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE Did You Know?

A pig's butt was once the inspiration behind the "Kiss My Ass Club", the Henry Godwin character, and the Pig Pen match between Godwin and Hunter Hearst Helmsley. The pig later ended up being hired as the president of random ideas for the WWF.

[Xero]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgnhjRpJZ1qfzhnw.png

I think Punk just jizzed in his pants here.

[James Diesel]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgnhjRpJZ1qfzhnw.png

I think Punk just jizzed in his pants here.

"Oh GOD Triple H is going down. OH YES!!!!!"

[Innovator]

It depends on what dryer cycle they use for his clothes.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/Ot6DY.gif

Wade Barrett used Kick! No effect!

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.wwe.com/inside/wwefeaturepage/most-boring-tag-teams

WWE lists the most boring tag teams ever.

Noid gonna cry himself to sleep if he sees it.

[Innovator]

Wow they actually said they were Heyman's guards

[Innovator]

JoeyStyles Joey Styles
@CMPunk, are you ready for the biggest match of your career? WWE.com: The 13 Reigns of Triple H wwe.com/superstars/raw…

CMPunk CM Punk
“@JoeyStyles: Go ask the guy who hasn't wrestled in six months if he's ready for the biggest match of HIS career.

[loopydate]

http://www.wwe.com/inside/wwefeaturepage/most-boring-tag-teams

WWE lists the most boring tag teams ever.

Noid gonna cry himself to sleep if he sees it.

:lol: I completely forgot about the Dicks. The rest of those were pretty memorably bad, but I forgot them.

And I loved the write-up on Gymini.

[Xero]

They were twins. Who liked to go to the gym. That's it.

[BizarroKing]

http://www.wwe.com/inside/wwefeaturepage/most-boring-tag-teams

WWE lists the most boring tag teams ever.

Noid gonna cry himself to sleep if he sees it.

They were the most boring teams...Gymini are the worst offenders...

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Lo Down were fucking awesome. Want to rape something in disgust right now.

[Joesgonnakillyou]

I liked Furnas and LaFon! That's an outrage.

That list is really harsh, most of the guys probably had those gimmicks written for them, so it's not all the wrestlers' fault.

who the hell are 'well dunn'??

[GD]

http://i.imgur.com/Ot6DY.gif

Wade Barrett used Kick! No effect!

Sad.

[Aguakate]

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/2538/30482315009015792831736.jpg

Vince was about to battle it out against WCW in the "Monday Night War", yet he seemed so laid back, so much different than he does now...nowadays, every time you see him he looks pissed off or tense.

[Cool King]

I liked Lo Down and The Basham Brothers. :(

I'm surprised they revealed that the Basham's were Paul Heyman’s security, even though we already knew it.

That list is really harsh, most of the guys probably had those gimmicks written for them, so it's not all the wrestlers' fault.

The WWE can be pretty harsh at times. I remember reading WWE Magazine and there was an article that just layed into The Headbangers. They did it again when they ranked them 2nd in a list of wrestlers who had apparently "overstayed their welcome" in the WWE.

[Cool King]

Also, even though I haven't seen many of their matches, I always liked Tekno Team 2000. Well, their music anyway.

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I also liked The Basham's theme too.

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[GD]

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[Cool King]

But I'm guessing that John Crystal and Mike Khoury were absolutely top notch entertainment then as they didn't make this list? :shifty:

[Emperor Smeat]

http://www.wwelivetour.com/videos

Been enjoying the weekly flashbacks or moments that WWE posts on their website.

[parkmania]

Also, even though I haven't seen many of their matches, I always liked Tekno Team 2000. Well, their music anyway.

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If Tekno Team 2000 was really from the future, wouldn't they have known they were destined to be short-lived jobbers and said "Why bother going back for THAT?"

[Poit]

http://botchedspot.com/comics/2011-08-31-trouble-delrio.jpg

[Juan]

That Slammed documentary is on the National Geographic channel right now

[Juan]

Or it was.

[Graveler]

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[Tom Guycott]

If Tekno Team 2000 was really from the future, wouldn't they have known they were destined to be short-lived jobbers and said "Why bother going back for THAT?"

They probably tried, but The New Breed were from 2002... their technology was TWO YEARS BETTER, and they cockblocked Tenko Team from getting that message back to themselves.

Sending messages through time doesn't work as well as it was advertised in Bill & Ted.

[Nicky Fives]

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The promo at the end..... wow.....

[CSL]

CM Punk is not impressed

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/306995_213682208690730_199940370064914_605184_3017847_n.jpg

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/306204_213657615359856_199940370064914_605040_2213032_n.jpg

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/315549_213657268693224_199940370064914_605039_6762807_n.jpg

[CSL]

CM Punk is not impressed byyy your performance

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/312099_10150274842144613_724814612_7682886_7348104_n.jpg

[Droford]

http://www.wwe.com/inside/wwefeaturepage/most-boring-tag-teams

WWE lists the most boring tag teams ever.

Noid gonna cry himself to sleep if he sees it.

Funny they remembered the Dicks but forgot

https://maniacjoe.com/products/heart1_auto.jpg

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[Cool King]

I remember watching the episode of Byte This live, that was the reason for their release.

[GD]

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[#BROKEN Hasney]

CM Punk T-Shirt still in New Jersey

<table id="tracking_table"><thead><tr><th class="date">Date</th> <th class="time">Time</th> <th>Location</th> <th>Activity</th> </tr> </thead> <tbody> <tr class=""> <td class="bold">8/30/2011</td> <td class="bold">03:30 PM ET</td> <td class="bold"> Rutherford, NJ </td> <td class="bold">PROCESSED</td> </tr> <tr class="alt"> <td>8/27/2011</td> <td>11:59 PM ET</td> <td> Rutherford, NJ </td> <td>PROCESSING COMPLETED AT ORIGIN</td> </tr> <tr class=" last"> <td>8/25/2011</td> <td>10:12 AM ET</td> <td> Rutherford, NJ </td> <td>ARRIVAL ORIGIN DHL GLOBAL MAIL FACILITY</td></tr></tbody></table>
That's a lot of processing.

[Gerard]

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Nothing special, just found it weird that theres actually someone under the ring to move the trampoline. :wtf: Maybe thats what Hornswoggle actually gets paid to do.

[Xero]

From PWInsider:

On his Twitter account Kurt Angle just reacted to be named number 34 on WWE's top wrestlers list by saying, "I was #34 of Wwe All time Greatest? Tell You what, take Me off the list. I'd rather not be on it, if I wasn't top 5. Who Ranks Wrestlers?"

[Innovator]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqcbblvqI61r0mo8bo1_500.jpg

[VSG]

Matt Hardy is an elf?

[Xero]

He does like his Keebler cookies.

[Innovator]

CMPunk CM Punk
Ramones blasting in Five Guys.Can't think of a better start to the day after a trip to the dentist. Going to eat a box of dots @askmydentist

CMPunk CM Punk
“@HelloKatie2: @CMPunk stop tweeting. You're blowing up my phone” Stop following me and making that ugly face.

HelloKatie2 Kathleen
Yep, this has been an awful day. Sent home from work for being sick and @CMPunk just called me ugly Fuck my life.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

CMPunk CM Punk
@HelloKatie2 you poor thing. I didn't say you were ugly. Just your face.

HelloKatie2 Kathleen
@CMPunk just the "kissy face" I'm making in my pic? I'm seriously crying now.

HelloKatie2 Kathleen
@CMPunk just the face I'm making in the picture or my face in general?

HelloKatie2 Kathleen
Ugh I can't get my profile picture to change. Next stop delete my twitter if I can't change it

HelloKatie2 Kathleen
@
@TylerCordingley I didn't think he would even read it. Also, didn't know I was gonna get bullied by someone I adore.

HelloKatie2 Kathleen
Fuck my life!

LMAO

[What Would Kevin Do?]

And she deleted her twitter.

[Innovator]

Two little tweets destroyed her life.

[Cool King]

From PWInsider:

On his Twitter account Kurt Angle just reacted to be named number 34 on WWE's top wrestlers list by saying, "I was #34 of Wwe All time Greatest? Tell You what, take Me off the list. I'd rather not be on it, if I wasn't top 5. Who Ranks Wrestlers?"

I would like to see this list.

[Aguakate]

From PWInsider:

On his Twitter account Kurt Angle just reacted to be named number 34 on WWE's top wrestlers list by saying, "I was #34 of Wwe All time Greatest? Tell You what, take Me off the list. I'd rather not be on it, if I wasn't top 5. Who Ranks Wrestlers?"

...your wife left you for a co-worker, and then the company turned the whole thing into an angle, where even your kids showed up on tv, "hot stuff"...

...so shut up.

[Cool King]

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[Emperor Smeat]

Cody Rhodes hates Earth!
By: James Wortman August 31, 2011

Over the past several months, Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes has been on a diabolical crusade to veil what he perceives as “ugliness” throughout the WWE Universe, going to “great personal expense” to provide paper bag masks to just about everyone he comes across. But is this demented Superstar’s paper trail really at the “expense” of the environment?

Think about it: Much to the chagrin of his more eco-friendly Superstars and WWE as a whole, Rhodes forcefully doles out dozens of paper bags each week to unwitting fans at ringside, in addition to placing bags over the heads of each of his fallen opponents. Rhodes has even taken his sinister campaign on the road, “bagging” several fans in attendance at San Diego’s Comic-Con International 2011. All of that wasteful behavior adds up.

“It’s irresponsible,” said Matt Orsaia, general manager of Finocchio Brothers, Inc./Independent Recycling, based in Stamford, Conn. “Anybody that goes around discarding recyclable material in an improper way doesn’t care about the Earth and doesn’t care about the fact that this material can be re-used and recycled. It’s a big slap in the face to the environment.”

Orsaia makes an excellent point. According to a 2008 article by the National Cooperative Grocers Association, the United States consumes 10 billion paper grocery bags each year, which require 14 million trees to produce. The masked menace’s insistence on distributing offensive paper goods as a means to cover up WWE Universe members’ supposed imperfections is doing little to remedy that alarming statistic.

Speaking candidly to WWE.com, one of Rhodes’ baggers – who donned one of the sinister sacks to conceal his identity – had a shocking revelation about the twisted and bitter Superstar that further reiterated Rhodes’ disdain for the planet.

“To be honest, I don’t even think he celebrates Earth Day,” the mystery bagging assistant said.
http://www.wwe.com/inside/rhodes-hates-earth

Looks like its Cody Rhodes vs Planet Earth for the IC title at Night of Champions :shifty:

[GD]

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[Joesgonnakillyou]

Is it any wonder Punk calls imself the best in the world when he's basically banged every woman in wrestling that's worth it?

[CSL]

there is a poster named Immortal Moose. That is a glorious username. I hope he isn't a spastic.

[Nicky Fives]

it's not surprising.... having a crewmember move sneak around the apron to push it back under the ring could be caught on TV..... this way, the little kiddies will think he's jumping into the ring without the help from the trampoline.....

[Cool King]

Bootleged ring.

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8989/28134922539043933601420.jpg

[Cool King]

Also, this is the actual Hell in a Cell poster, apparently.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/3303/hellinacell2011.jpg

[Xero]

Bootleged ring.

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8989/28134922539043933601420.jpg

Best Quality For Your!

[Xero]

So it looks like Undertaker is about to sneak attack Batista with a chair, Rock is about to elbow drop a guard rail, Randy Orton is about to come off the ladder onto a confused Rey Mysterio and some random jobber is chilling on the turnbuckle.

[Aguakate]

LOL Best Quality For Your

PS: Those Rey Mysterio action figures aren't selling...alot of them on the right.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/DTrQQ.jpg

Del Rio been busy stealing babies. What a heel.

[Emperor Smeat]

That isn't a baby, its him and an unmasked Rey Mysterio going out for a walk.

[Juan]

http://www.starpulse.com/news/media/weeds_510_0112.jpg

[Xero]

http://i.imgur.com/DTrQQ.jpg

Del Rio been busy stealing babies. What a heel.

Not only that, but Brock Lesnar is clearly in the background.

[Xero]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqvjjiK1AJ1qlhyq5o1_250.gif

[James Diesel]

http://www.starpulse.com/news/media/weeds_510_0112.jpg

So what is Del Rio gonna go around running Tijuana, fucking the hell out of Mary Louise-Parker, to eventually get shanked in prison?

[BizarroKing]

Also, this is the actual Hell in a Cell poster, apparently.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/3303/hellinacell2011.jpg

Look carefully at that tagline: John Cena goes to hell...

:y:

[#BROKEN Hasney]

@wolfpupy
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[owenbrown]

Look carefully at that tagline: John Cena goes to hell...

:y:

and he would defeat Satan with the 5 moves of doom

[Cool King]

This is the Vengeance poster, apparently.

Also a possible Night of Champions and Hell in a Cell spoiler too, if it's legit.

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/9701/31855319549052051631610.jpg

[Cool King]

I like the style of the Vengeance logo though.

[Xero]

“I was the first girl Ed ‘Strangler’ Lewis saw wrestle, and he told me, ‘You know Mae, I didn’t ever want to see a girl wrestling because women need to be in the kitchen,not in the ring.’ But then he said ‘If there ever was a woman who was born to be a wrestler, you’re it!’ But everybody hated me. Fans used to throw things at me. I was wrestling in Houston,Texas, against Mildred Burke, and I hit her and busted her eye open, and,boy, the people started coming in the ring after me. This guy cold-cocked me and hit me, and knocked my front tooth out. Now I always loved my smile, so I went crazy and beat the hell out of two guys and they put me in jail. ” - Mae Young, WWE Magazine interview

[Cool King]

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/5248/stmy.png

[Jura]

Look carefully at that tagline: John Cena goes to hell...

:y:
Reminds me of Jason Goes To Hell or maybe that was Freddy.

[Cool King]

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[loopydate]

Looks like its Cody Rhodes vs Planet Earth for the IC title at Night of Champions :shifty:

Or Ludvig Borga!

[Aguakate]

Also, this is the actual Hell in a Cell poster, apparently.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/3303/hellinacell2011.jpg

This is the Vengeance poster, apparently.

Also a possible Night of Champions and Hell in a Cell spoiler too, if it's legit.

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/9701/31855319549052051631610.jpg


WWE same expression for both?

[Rammsteinmad]

That Mark Henry poster, if it's legit, isn't really a spoiler. It's just a picture of Mark Henry shouting.

[Shadrick]

It insinuates he's out for Vengeance. C wha i did thar

[Aguakate]

And Cena's insinuates he's burning in hell? (Cue a possible Kane/Cena feud)

[Shadrick]

That would be...boring. So lets just hope that one isn't a potential spoiler as well.

[Triple Naitch]

Meh. Wasn't Vladimir Kozlov on the poster for No Way Out a few years ago?

[Cool King]

Yeah, he was on the last No Way Out poster in 2009.

He was in the Elimination Chamber match that night.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Does AJ Styles have the only good theme music in TNA? Most of them are fucking awful.