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[Ultra Mantis]

Cody Rhodes looks more like Chavo Guerrero

[Cool King]

I'm trying to figure out who's who.

L-R:

Hornswoggle, The Great Khali, Natalya, Wade Barrett, Mark Henry, Big Show, Antonio Cesaro, Mick Foley

Sheamus, Randy Orton, Sin Cara, Ricardo Rodriguez, Big E Langston, Cody Rhodes, Justin Gabriel

Kofi Kingston, R-Truth, Dolph Ziggler, AJ Lee, Alberto Del Rio, ????, Damien Sandow

The Miz, Kane, John Cena, Jack Swagger, Zeb Colter

Daniel Bryan, Paul Heyman, Curtis Axel

????, Ryback, CM Punk, Undertaker

Brodus Clay & The Funkadactyls, The Shield

If I had to take a guess about the two guys I'm unsure of, I'd say the guy between Sandow and Del Rio is supposed to be Christian and the guy next to Ryback is supposed to be Rob Van Dam.

[Cool King]

The more I look at it, the more I think how incredibly shit the artwork is.

[Ultra Mantis]

I think that's supposed to be Triple H.

[Cool King]

I think that's supposed to be Triple H.

You're right.

Worst drawing of Triple H ever though.

[GD]

I think the guy that everyone is mistaking for Cody Rhodes is Primo.

[Ultra Mantis]

Is that Fandango next to Cody Guerrero? Orton looks like the campest man on the planet there, Ambrose has a melting face, everything about this is just bad.

That cover as a whole is a candidate for worst drawing of anything ever.

[Cool King]

That is more likely to be Fandango than Gabriel.

Also, Swagger looks like he has some sort of mental disability.

[Cool King]

I think the guy that everyone is mistaking for Cody Rhodes is Primo.

If it's Primo, then where's Epico?

[GD]

I don't know :(

[Cool King]

Also, Cody has more chance of appearing on merchandise than Primo.

[Ultra Mantis]

Primo also hasn't had hair and a moustache since he finished tagging with Carlito.

[GD]

It seems like the dude on the left of Ryback is either Curt Hawkins or Bo Dallas.

[Cool King]

What I really want to know is who the blonde guy is next to Ryback.

[Cool King]

It seems like the dude on the left of Ryback is either Curt Hawkins or Bo Dallas.

Hawkins has short hair and Dallas has dark hair.

[Cool King]

This guy has long hair in a ponytail it seems.

[GD]

That's what I posted.

[Ultra Mantis]

Looks like a mutant combination of Drew McIntyre / RVD

[Cool King]

Doing some research and I found out that the cover was created by Adriano Moraes and JayJay Jackson, and that the artwork isn't final, thank God.

[Cool King]

Two days ago I randomly started thinking about Trent Barreta. I was wondering what he's up to these days and oddly enough, I've just came across this image.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/988675_10151616634596026_709350900_n.jpg

Looks like he's in TNA now.

[Ultra Mantis]

I don't remember John Morrison being so short.

[Cool King]

I didn't know Deadpool was a wrestler.

[parkmania]

I didn't know Deadpool was a wrestler.

That's actually the demon spawn of Deadpool and Jigsaw.

[GD]

Destination X on TNA Impact tonight.

[Savio]

A PPV?

[#1-norm-fan]

Big Trent Barreta fan. The guy is fun to watch. Not a big fan of his TNA name which is apprently... Greg Marasciulo.

[Cool King]

Greg Marasciulo is his real name.

[GD]

A PPV?

They are giving it away for free on Spike. Austin Aries defeated Booby Roode and Sonjay Dutt just defeated Pete Williams and Homocide to qualify for the Ultimate X X-Division title match. The main event for tonight is Bully Ray defending his TNA strap against Chris Sabin.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait... I thought it was supposed to be Bully Ray vs Austin Aries after Aries won the X-Division title.

[#1-norm-fan]

Greg Marasciulo is his real name.

Well... that doesn't make it any less terrible.

[GD]

He should revive the F. B. I.

[GD]

Chavo still can't nail the three amigos.

[GD]

The "Trent Baretta" chants fill up the Impact arena.

[Savio]

Ok the match on now is Puzzleman vs RockStar Spuds vs Papichulo

[GD]

This Rockstar Spud fella is even smaller than Rey Mysterio.

[GD]

Trent Baretta versus Sonjay Dutt versus Manik for the Intercontinental NXT X Division Championship.

[GD]

The ladder match was decent, it wasn't spectacular. Also, Mickey James is pretty awesome as a heel.

[Savio]

TNA Divas > WWE Divas wrestling wise

[GD]

It sucks that they are marketed as hookers on their commercials.

[#1-norm-fan]

Sabin wins... :wtf:

[GD]

One of the most hyped TNA World Heavyweight Championship matches in recent history. I have my fingers crossed for Sabin.

[GD]

Sabin wins... :wtf:

Dammit, #1-wwf-fan! That will put some butts in seats.

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm still confused on what I missed. When Austin Aries pretended to be Suicide, I thought he gave up the title for the shot at Bully Ray. Why is Sabin in the title match now?

[Kris P Lettus]

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[#1-norm-fan]

Dammit, #1-wwf-fan! That will put some butts in seats.

I blame the use of spoiler tags for the purposes of making silly jokes for you not taking that spoiler tag seriously.

Also... I thought this was live.

[GD]

I'm still confused on what I missed. When Austin Aries pretended to be Suicide, I thought he gave up the title for the shot at Bully Ray. Why is Sabin in the title match now?

Aries lost the X-Division title back to Sabin on the next Impact. Sabin then handed over the strap to Hogan for the shot last week.

[#1-norm-fan]

Third week of what?

[GD]

I blame the use of spoiler tags for the purposes of making silly jokes for you not taking that spoiler tag seriously.

Also... I thought this was live.

A little context above the spoiler tags would've been nice. It does say "Live" on the top-left corner.

[#1-norm-fan]

So that's likely a BS spoiler.

[#1-norm-fan]

Definitely a BS spoiler.

[Savio]

This match kinda reminds me of Mankinds first WWF title win. Being thats it a lumberjack match

[GD]

This reminds me of when The Rock defended his WWF Championship against Mankind with the Corporation and DX at ringside.

[GD]

This match kinda reminds me of Mankinds first WWF title win. Being thats it a lumberjack match

Whoa!

[GD]

Definitely a BS spoiler.

I was kinda happy with it :(

[#1-norm-fan]

Dammit, #1-wwf-fan! That will put some butts in seats.

This match kinda reminds me of Mankinds first WWF title win. Being thats it a lumberjack match

This reminds me of when The Rock defended his WWF Championship against Mankind with the Corporation and DX at ringside.

:wtf: Weird

[GD]

Holy mother of GOD! Chris Sabin is the new TNA World Heavyweight Champion. Hallelujah! There is a God :yes:

[#1-norm-fan]

MRS. SABIN'S BABY BOY!

[#1-norm-fan]

CHRIS SABIN IS AN INSPIRATION TO EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER BEEN TOLD... "YOU CAN'T DO IT!"

[Savio]

Lol at the posts at 10:52 and 10:53

[#1-norm-fan]

... and TNA never lost in the ratings again.

Okay, maybe that's where the similarities stop.

[GD]

Yeah!


CHRIS SABIN IS AN INSPIRATION TO EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER BEEN TOLD... "YOU CAN'T DO IT!"

http://gamingring.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/colevintage.jpg

[GD]

I do not enjoy Tenay. Also glad that JB was on commentary instead of Taz.

[Savio]

... and TNA never lost in the ratings again.

Okay, maybe that's where the similarities stop.
Would be funny if that was true

[Tazz Dan]

Just want to point out that I picked Sabin in James Steele's game that never happened.

Pretty pumped about this.

[GD]

... and TNA never lost in the ratings again.

Okay, maybe that's where the similarities stop.

That would be mental.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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:wtf:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What I really want to know is who the blonde guy is next to Ryback.

I believe that is the Party Starter Curt Hawkins. If it's supposed to be RVD then the artist is higher than RVD ever flew.

[Lock Jaw]

Why do we have TNA discussion in here? I am like two weeks behind, but I was planning on catching up. Only now I have all this stuff spoiled for me.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fucking Sabin. World Champion and Fucking Velvet Sky? Lucky fucking son of a bitch.

[Dark One]

Why do we have TNA discussion in here? I am like two weeks behind, but I was planning on catching up. Only now I have all this stuff spoiled for me.

I believe because TNA show threads become "01 Reply" threads.

[Poit]

It is a dick move though. I was planning on watching this tomorrow, and I prefer to watch without spoilers.

[Poit]

Two days ago I randomly started thinking about Trent Barreta. I was wondering <strike>what he's up to these days</strike> "Where's Trent?" and oddly enough, I've just came across this image.

Looks like he's in TNA now.

Fixed that for you.

[Skippord]

Fucking Sabin. World Champion and Fucking Velvet Sky? Lucky fucking son of a bitch.
I have been saying he is the best since 2004 and it is true

[Poit]

Random thing I noticed in the video package at the start of Destination X - there was a picture of Chris Sabin as a kid with a SNES in the background, with one of my favorite games in it.

http://www.enixorigin.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Secret-of-Evermore-Box-Art.jpg

[#1-norm-fan]

As a guy who has been slowly getting more and more into TNA and realizing how much better the booking is on a regular basis than WWE, I have to say... Chris Sabin the on top of the mountain... What the fuck!?

[#1-norm-fan]

Watching this match now... Goddamn, Bully Ray is good. Really good.

[#1-norm-fan]

Like... I'm a fan of the guy but he's so fucking good at being a cocky, bully asshole that I wanna see him lose.

[Tazz Dan]

And he did!

[James Steele]

This hurt Bully's character though. What will the kids think about Bully Ray losing? They might start attacking kids who are bigger and stronger than them only to get their asses whooped.

[#1-norm-fan]

I want to see a grown man and a child debate over who should get their way in wrestling. That debate would be serious business indeed.

Just a random thought.

[Tazz Dan]

Isn't that what 75% of posts here are anyway?

[Heisenberg]

was wondering if anyone was feeling nWo as hell today

[GD]

I would love to see CM Punk and Bully Ray in a feud just for the awesome promos.

[The Condor]

Just thinking that a month ago the Mark Henry retirement deal was one of the great RAW moments in two decades, a fantastic piece of acting and storytelling. I acted like I was twelve again. And now it's a drop in a bucket and just a component of a Cena throwaway feud. It means nothing

[Hanso Amore]

LOL Chris Sabin is TNA champ. What a shit company

[Ultra Mantis]

Sabin is easily Intercontinental title level talent so it's about right.

[Savio]

was wondering if anyone was feeling nWo as hell today
No, just doing some work here.

[Cool King]

Some new WWE figures have been announced.

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[VSG]

That JBL one looks amazing.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

LOL Chris Sabin is TNA champ. What a shit company

I will now download whatever show that happened on. PUMPED.

[Ultra Mantis]

Hanso is Tony Schiavoneing all over this feel good moment.

[Cool King]

Just came across another image featuring Dean Ambrose, Tamina Snuka and Fandango.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/85494014526de4bdea02dd6ff1945f07/tumblr_mq5up9o0uY1qcf4ouo1_1280.jpg

[CSL]

Sabin as champion seems ridiculous but I don't "follow the product" so no idea how it played out etc

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I haven't watched any TNA in like 6 years or something, but going by what I read on here it seems like they never have any long term heavyweight champions. Seems as though there's a title change every month or two at the most and it always seems to be a fresh champion... or Sting.

[CSL]

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feel like the fact I'll probably watch this show after seeing this makes me feel like I can no longer "look down" on shit like The Kardashians and TOWIE etc #SadPanda :(

[CSL]

so odd, like I'm interested to see "the personal lives" stuff but part of me is sad because of the long dead corpse of kayfabe

[Savio]

That JBL one looks amazing.
The Seth Rollins one at the bottom looks pretty good too.

[VSG]

The Seth Rollins one at the bottom looks pretty good too.

:foc:

[The Condor]

Don't understand why the company is up about the PPV match spoiler stuff but is happy to destroy the last vestiges of "realism" with a reality show and putting big promotional packages on their shows about the new performance center with HHH describing the people there as working on their "characters." Things don't sync up

[Innovator]

Makes more sense that the Gutcheck

[The Fraze]

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[Tb1]

Why are you posting that in 100,001 Replies, Fraze

[Tb1]

Need answers

[Innovator]

I'm guessing it had to do with the porn TD posted.

[ron the dial]

could have at least posted lemmings with the lyric "elbow drop sundays"

[Hanso Amore]

TNA keeps trying to hotshot a random somewhat over guy into Main Event Material. Sabin is a great worker and I liked the MCMG but to just drop the title on him i nthe middle of their year long main event feud with Aces and 8s is just poor booking.

Shock value is cool, when done right. But just trying to shock people into watching is why they will never have a large audience.

[Cool King]

The Seth Rollins one at the bottom looks pretty good too.

http://oi43.tinypic.com/i1yb1f.jpg

[Savio]

http://static.tumblr.com/gqlnath/GnDlxhq5z/tumblr_lqenqa2ana1qkiqdko1_500.gif

[Cool King]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/d9152f22582a7ab79e682a678719aacc/tumblr_mhpqnuBLf81s56seqo1_500.gif

[Savio]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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SUPER SMART

[Savio]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Savio]

http://i.imgur.com/RgoOi3d.gif

[James Steele]

Don't understand why the company is up about the PPV match spoiler stuff but is happy to destroy the last vestiges of "realism" with a reality show and putting big promotional packages on their shows about the new performance center with HHH describing the people there as working on their "characters." Things don't sync up

Same way the writers of a TV series wouldn't like it if all the storylines got released early or the "grand finale" got spoiled. People inherently will be less interested in watching something if they basically now what is going to happen.

Makes more sense that the Gutcheck

Gut Check is the single stupidest fucking thing in wrestling today.

[Razzamajazz]

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[Emperor Smeat]

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[XL]

No way did I think they'd put the title on Sabin. Last year it made total sense, it was the debut of the gimmick, Aries was massively over, and they gave it a decent build. This year, not so much.

[Shadrick]

It was posted here before, but if in the middle of the Bryan/Cena match, when both guys are drained and both laying out after a double clothesline-like spot of some sort, and then Randys music hits and turns it into a triple threat, I'd mark out.

Thats the only scenario where I could legit say I didn't see it coming. ESPECIALLY if they couple that with the injury angle they are running.

[XL]

Would it be a Triple Threat or 2 separate singles matches going on at the same time? If that were the case and Bryan and Orton ended up exchanging moves would that then end each concurrent match in a DQ? Or is it presumed that a MITB cash-in match is No-DQ, No-Countout?

This is a minefield. The kids would get really confused. Probably better not to do it.

[Cool King]

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[Savio]

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[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/jB5FbtR.gif

[Shadrick]

Would it be a Triple Threat or 2 separate singles matches going on at the same time? If that were the case and Bryan and Orton ended up exchanging moves would that then end each concurrent match in a DQ? Or is it presumed that a MITB cash-in match is No-DQ, No-Countout?

This is a minefield. The kids would get really confused. Probably better not to do it.

It would become a triple threat. And triple threats are no DQ typically. It wouldn't be that complicated, Cole will sell it easily.

"Randy Orton is cashing in right now for his title opportunity....does that mean this match is now a Triple Threat match?!" Not quite a minefield lol

[Kris P Lettus]

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[XL]

It would become a triple threat. And triple threats are no DQ typically. It wouldn't be that complicated, Cole will sell it easily.

"Randy Orton is cashing in right now for his title opportunity....does that mean this match is now a Triple Threat match?!" Not quite a minefield lol
I wasn't being all that serious.

[#1-norm-fan]

It would become a triple threat. And triple threats are no DQ typically. It wouldn't be that complicated, Cole will sell it easily.

"Randy Orton is cashing in right now for his title opportunity....does that mean this match is now a Triple Threat match?!" Not quite a minefield lol

Logically (not to say WWE would follow logic), Orton cashing in mid-match would not change anything about the original match. He can cash in anytime he wants and it just so happens that Cena is involved in another match at the time. Cena would officially just be in two totally separate matches. Then as soon as Orton touched Cena, Daniel Bryan would lose his match by DQ and it would just be Orton vs Cena.

[Shadrick]

I wasn't being all that serious.

Sorry, you know, sometimes people get to me, XL. Mocking my expertise and knowledge.

*points to sig*

[Shadrick]

Logically (not to say WWE would follow logic), Orton cashing in mid-match would not change anything about the original match. He can cash in anytime he wants and it just so happens that Cena is involved in another match at the time. Cena would officially just be in two totally separate matches. Then as soon as Orton touched Cena, Daniel Bryan would lose his match by DQ and it would just be Orton vs Cena.

:love:

[Cool King]

Damn, how many people have quoted my CM Punk ass comment in their sigs?

[Cool King]

So far, I've seen about three or four people with it in their sigs.

[whiteyford]

It's amazing out of context though.

[Savio]

So far, I've seen about three or four people with it in their sigs.
Too many people had it so I have changed mine to this:

[Savio]

I miss my Triple Naitch quote of "I wonder what Kofi tastes like" or something.

[el bobbo]

Logically (not to say WWE would follow logic), Orton cashing in mid-match would not change anything about the original match. He can cash in anytime he wants and it just so happens that Cena is involved in another match at the time. Cena would officially just be in two totally separate matches. Then as soon as Orton touched Cena, Daniel Bryan would lose his match by DQ and it would just be Orton vs Cena.

That's a real mind fucker.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Cool King]

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[Innovator]

Khali singing Eye of the Tiger is tremendous

[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[#1-norm-fan]

Well, fuck.

I guess Christian is now my second favorite wrestler.

[Lock Jaw]

Dunno if it is just the angle, but Khali's legs look ridiculously small. No wonder he has problems moving.

[#1-norm-fan]

Seriously, can we just put WWE in a time machine and fast forward to the point where Johnny Curtis is the face of the company?

[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

I miss Johnny Curtis. Not convinced that Fandango can ever be anything above IC/US level.

Johnny Curtis (w/ Maxine) could have been huge if they could have just taken their act off of NXT.

[#1-norm-fan]

Yeah, Fandango is probably never gonna be a main event level act. I'm looking long term though. The Ringmaster wasn't a main event level act either but it got Austin involved in the thick of things at least.

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah, but Fandango is likely not to turn into Johnny Curtis again.... due to there already being a "Curtis" name on the roster.

Could become Johnny Dango.

[#1-norm-fan]

Goddammit, another reason to hate Curtis Axel.

[Cool King]

Not necessarily.

At one point, we had Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit, Chris Masters, Chris Nowinski and Christian on the roster at the same time.

A guy with Curtis has his first name and another with Curtis with his surname won't really confuse anyone.

[Poit]

Or is it presumed that a MITB cash-in match is No-DQ, No-Countout?

Cash-ins are not no-DQ.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Loved the Fandango vs. Christian match on Main Event this week. I do think there is potential for the Fandango character to evolve into something. I'd like it if a commentator suggested that Fandango isn't really a dancer and just uses it to throw his opponents off. Make him out to be a mastermind deceiver.

[Cool King]

Knowing WWE, if they want to get away from the Fandango character, they'll probably just have him in an angle where he breaks his legs during a match and is out of action for a long time and when he returns, he can't dance anymore and just says "screw learning to dance all over again" and he loses the dance gimmick and the "Fandango" name because it was his dance name and he becomes "Johnny Curtis" again.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Still really want to see a Fandango vs. Wade Barrett feud. It doesn't even need the Intercontinental Title involved. Barrett and Fandango have a match where Barrett lines up the Bullhammer (admittedly foolishly) against Fandango's head which is resting on the ring post. Fandango dodges (perhaps Summer Rae can pull him out of the way) and Fandango crashes his arm into the ring post. Fandango goes on the attack and forces Barrett to submit to a standard armbar. Barrett is examined by doctors after the match.

The following weeks have Fandango mocking Barrett for forcing him to submit to the first move he learned in wrestling school. They eventually announce that Barrett will be ready to compete at the next PPV, and the two have a contract signing. Barrett says that at such event, he's going to knock Fandango's teeth down his throat. Fandango says that he heard that from Barrett before, and what happened? It was Barrett who got hurt.

To prolong the feud, you could have Fandango win the match via roll-up after Summer Rae gets involved on the apron or something. Another loss would bury itself into Barrett's psyche pretty deep.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I hope TNA drop the Aces & Eights storyline now that Bully Ray is no longer champion and DOC is gone. DOC was probably the only guy in the group besides Ray and Anderson that I found even remotely interesting.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>When Anderson first joined Aces & Eights I thought it was going to turn out that he was just a mole Hogan put into the group, kinda like Angle joining the Alliance. I guess that could still happen but it's been almost 8 months now, he'd seem to be almost "in too deep" at this point for it to not seem ridiculous.</font>

[Mr. Nerfect]

I like the idea of Anderson turning on the group for his own agenda or something. He's too "big" to just be a support player in there.

[Cool King]

http://imageshack.us/a/img534/5737/dz32.gif

[Emperor Smeat]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/73356_534686856580883_381573574_n.jpg

[Mr. Nerfect]

That is fantastic.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Bray Wyatt must be scaring some little kids.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Not sure if the rumors of Randy Orton being hurt are true or not, but if they are, The Wyatt Family should take out Orton and claim his briefcase as a trophy.

[Evil Vito]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Talked to <a href="https://twitter.com/ColtCabana">@ColtCabana</a> for the first time. Gonna have him on the <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23steveaustinshow&amp;src=hash">#steveaustinshow</a>. And he'll get me on <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23artofwrestling&amp;src=hash">#artofwrestling</a> in a few weeks.</p>&mdash; Steve Austin (@steveaustinBSR) <a href="https://twitter.com/steveaustinBSR/statuses/358794964672589824">July 21, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[XL]

Logically (not to say WWE would follow logic), Orton cashing in mid-match would not change anything about the original match. He can cash in anytime he wants and it just so happens that Cena is involved in another match at the time. Cena would officially just be in two totally separate matches. Then as soon as Orton touched Cena, Daniel Bryan would lose his match by DQ and it would just be Orton vs Cena.

In fact, it'd make more sense for Orton to interfere whilst the Cena/Bryan match was on-going causing the DQ before cashing in.

[Cool King]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/73356_534686856580883_381573574_n.jpg

As Bray Wyatt now appears to be in possession of Kane's mask, does that mean that Kane will return with a new mask of even no mask at all?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is this real or photoshopped?

[Cool King]

Real.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2013-07-15/bray-wyatts-hidden-message-uncovered-26133018

[Heisenberg]

Didn't want to dedicate a whole thread to it, but will any of you take a guess to the percentage of Lesnar appearing tomorrow night on RAW?

I'm mostly a fan of his theme song and would ensure beforehand that I use the restroom before the thunderous cadence washed over me.

[Shisen Kopf]

I'd say 50/50. Don't forget to use silver glitter on your Shisen Kopf sign so it shows up better on TV!

[Heisenberg]

50/50 that's fresh as fuck

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Emperor Smeat]

Some stuff from the dirtsheets:

Plans for NXT star Kassius Ohno, f.k.a. Chris Hero, to join the main roster have apparently been put on hold.

According to a source, the creative team had a storyline to introduce Ohno this summer. People within the company were impressed with his in-ring skills and his promos, and had asked him to improve his physique while creative worked on his introduction. According to trainers at NXT, Ohno seemed reluctant in the weightlifting and gym sessions, although he continued to receive high marks for his overall attitude and the great effort in his daily in-ring sessions.

Word got back to Triple H about Ohno dodging gym time, and he was removed from TV tapings. Ohno has missed two tapings in the past few weeks, and there is said to be increased concern about his status with the company. A lot of people are still high on him, but this could prove to be costly for one of the top prospects in WWE's developmental system.


The TNA live event in Cape Girardeau, Missouri started last night with a TNA agent coming out and announcing that Chris Sabin, Garett Bischoff, Jay Bradley, Wes Brisco, Gail Kim and Miss Tessmacher would not be allowed to compete by the Missouri Athletic Commission because they did not have licenses to wrestle.

Around 500 fans were in attendance for the 90 minute show. The card featured just 5 matches and 3 of those 5 featured the same four wrestlers. Quick results look like this:

* Bully Ray beat James Storm
* Devon beat Gunner
* Samoa Joe beat Bobby Roode
* Gunner and James Storm beat Ray and Devon
* Jeff Hardy beat Kurt Angle

TNA officials tried to make up for the problems by inviting all fans backstage after the show to meet wrestlers for free. However, Jeff Hardy charged $20 for a photo and fans could not get his autograph. This led to some of the people that paid $65 for VIP tickets to be upset that fans were getting what they paid for free.

[Volare]

Love the weekend drama.

[GD]

Wade Barrett explains the reason why Daniel Bryan was ousted from the Nexus

http://www.wwe.com/videos/the-nexus-casts-out-daniel-bryan-25026556

[Dark One]

Some stuff from the dirtsheets:

The TNA live event in Cape Girardeau, Missouri started last night with a TNA agent coming out and announcing that Chris Sabin, Garett Bischoff, Jay Bradley, Wes Brisco, Gail Kim and Miss Tessmacher would not be allowed to compete by the Missouri Athletic Commission because they did not have licenses to wrestle.

Around 500 fans were in attendance for the 90 minute show. The card featured just 5 matches and 3 of those 5 featured the same four wrestlers. Quick results look like this:

* Bully Ray beat James Storm
* Devon beat Gunner
* Samoa Joe beat Bobby Roode
* Gunner and James Storm beat Ray and Devon
* Jeff Hardy beat Kurt Angle

TNA officials tried to make up for the problems by inviting all fans backstage after the show to meet wrestlers for free. However, Jeff Hardy charged $20 for a photo and fans could not get his autograph. This led to some of the people that paid $65 for VIP tickets to be upset that fans were getting what they paid for free.


Well, the good news is that TNA can release all but like six wrestlers and still put on something vaguely resembling a show.

[Cool King]

http://imageshack.us/a/img42/5794/eh3.gif

[Disturbed316]

Wait, so wrestlers/"sports entertainers" need separate licences for each different area of the States?

[Heisenberg]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a5bcec2b58087b5aabe7769b43eb5be/tumblr_mqb6abevKM1r0d6q2o1_r1_400.jpg

Jay Bradley will be pissed if his boomstick is stolen from Ohno

[Juan]

lol @ Jeff Hardy

[parkmania]

Not necessarily.

At one point, we had Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit, Chris Masters, Chris Nowinski and Christian on the roster at the same time.

A guy with Curtis has his first name and another with Curtis with his surname won't really confuse anyone.

But the flip side of that is that Joey Matthews had to change his name to Joey Mercury because of Josh Matthews' spot.

[#1-norm-fan]

Josh Matthews has been with the WWE longer than John Cena. Kinda crazy to think about.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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[Fignuts]

lol Ohno.

[#1-norm-fan]

Was just reading about this incident from the dying days of the USWA on Bleacher Report...

Being arrested for not paying child support is hardly shocking or noteworthy.

Being arrested on the air while performing during a televised wrestling show?

That is shocking and noteworthy.

And that's exactly what happened to Billie Joe Travis.

Billie hadn't been paying his child support to his ex-wife for some time. At the time, however, he was working with the USWA in Memphis, Tenn. His ex-wife, knowing where he was, sent the police after him to arrest him. They arrived to take him into custody at the same time the June 21 show was being filmed in 1997.

Jerry "The King" Lawler, instead of deciding to edit the footage, used it as a part of the program. (You stay classy, Jerry.) This made "BJT" the only wrestler in American history to legitimately be arrested on a wrestling program. (Eat your heart out, Stone Cold.)

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lol

[James Steele]

Damn it, I was hoping the announcer with the mustache was Billy Joe Travis. Also, I think Seth McFarlane modeled the news team after that announce team.

[Cool King]

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If you can't be bothered watching the whole video, the following was shown:

WWE Superstars

The Miz
Daniel Bryan
Sin Cara
Cody Rhodes
Triple H
Dolph Ziggler
Dean Ambrose
Ricardo Rodriguez
Tamina Snuka
Big E Langston
Fandango

WWE Battle Packs

The Undertaker/CM Punk (Item: Urn)
Triple H/Curtis Axel (Item: Wooden Pallet)
Roman Reigns/Seth Rollins (Item: Steel Chair)
The Funkadactyls (Item: Disco Ball)

WWE Elite Collection

Antonio Cesaro (Items: American Flag & United States Championship)
The Miz (Item: Jacket)
Big E Langston (Item: Barbell)
Dean Ambrose (Items: Camcorder & Steel Chair)
Seth Rollins (Items: Ladder & Table)

WWE Elite Collection: Flashback

WrestleMania XIV - Triple H (Item: Megaphone)
WrestleMania XII - The Undertaker (Items: Mask, Hat & Coat)
WrestleMania VIII - "Macho Man" Randy Savage (Item: WWF "Winged Eagle" Championship)
WrestleMania 21 - John "Bradshaw" Layfield (Items: Hat, Towel & Jacket)
Trish Stratus (Item: WWE Women's Championship)
Bruno Samartino (Item: Hall of Fame podium & plaque)
Road Dogg (Item: Hat, Road Dogg Sleeveless shirt & D-Generation X Sleeveless shirt)

Works In Progress

Rikishi (WWE Elite Collection: Flashback)
Zeb Colter (WWE Superstars)
Billy Gunn (WWE Elite Collection: Flashback)
Bray Wyatt (WWE Superstars)

Some fun highlights of the video:

A fan shouting ""What?" needs to die a slow painful death!"
The Miz/Ziggler banter
The Miz joking that Fandango was over for five seconds
The crowd reminding Miz and Ziggler to "B A ☆"
Foley's Virgil joke
The Miz hinting Ziggler/Langston at SummerSlam
Foley lettings us know that Mankind's mask was originally considered for The Undertaker
Ziggler legitimately laughing uncontrollably when a fan mentioned The Miz headlining another WrestleMania
The Miz hinting that he might be in the World Heavyweight Championship scene soon
The Miz letting us know that he's is starring in a Christmas movie on ABC in December
The Miz hinting of a John Morrison return in 2013

[Hanso Amore]

Still really want to see a Fandango vs. Wade Barrett feud. It doesn't even need the Intercontinental Title involved. Barrett and Fandango have a match where Barrett lines up the Bullhammer (admittedly foolishly) against Fandango's head which is resting on the ring post. Fandango dodges (perhaps Summer Rae can pull him out of the way) and Fandango crashes his arm into the ring post. Fandango goes on the attack and forces Barrett to submit to a standard armbar. Barrett is examined by doctors after the match.

The following weeks have Fandango mocking Barrett for forcing him to submit to the first move he learned in wrestling school. They eventually announce that Barrett will be ready to compete at the next PPV, and the two have a contract signing. Barrett says that at such event, he's going to knock Fandango's teeth down his throat. Fandango says that he heard that from Barrett before, and what happened? It was Barrett who got hurt.

To prolong the feud, you could have Fandango win the match via roll-up after Summer Rae gets involved on the apron or something. Another loss would bury itself into Barrett's psyche pretty deep.

Fucking horrible

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Was just reading about this incident from the dying days of the USWA on Bleacher Report...



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lol

The Kat as an announcer lol.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.minus.com/iEtwmP80gYAI9.gif

[parkmania]

WWE Battle Packs

The Funkadactyls (Item: Disco Ball)



Is this the first time that there's been a 2-pack of ladies, or was there a Trish/Lita or LayCool pack previously?

[Innovator]

Just rereleased by WWEShop




http://demandware.edgesuite.net/aaiw_prd/on/demandware.static/Sites-wwe-Site/Sites-main/default/v1374516736988/images/large/W05563.jpg

[GD]

http://i.imgur.com/MniIbbD.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

4 Cool King:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6keh4lNXP1ranknco1_250.gif

[Cool King]

Is this the first time that there's been a 2-pack of ladies, or was there a Trish/Lita or LayCool pack previously?

I think Trish & Lita were in a pack together, not too sure about LayCool though.

4 Cool King:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6keh4lNXP1ranknco1_250.gif

I've been waiting for a good time to use that gif.

[Lock Jaw]

CM Punk's ass looks so delicious right now.

[DAMN iNATOR]

It's nowhere near as big of a deal as when he was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2007, but this Thursday the Greater Lansing Sports Hall of Fame is inducting The Shiek.

[VSG]

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[steveweiser]

http://franticplanet.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/dusty.jpg

[Vastardikai]

I'm officially jealous of Daniel Bryan.

[Wehttam]

wait what? you weren't before? it took the confirmation that she has a nipple to get your official stamp?

[Vastardikai]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2013/07/18_aWARRIOR_09121988_0002.jpg

I have a theory that The Ultimate Warrior was secretly Ted Nugent. Based strictly on this picture. *shifty*

[Vastardikai]

wait what? you weren't before? it took the confirmation that she has a nipple to get your official stamp?

She doesn't get my official stamp. Because I don't get to use my "ink" as it were. :naughty:

And the award for worst euphemism for splooge goes to...

[Lock Jaw]

wait what? you weren't before? it took the confirmation that she has a nipple to get your official stamp?

Yeah, man, otherwise ANYTHING could have been under there

[Innovator]

TNA releases Jesse Sorenson. Stay classy, TNA.

[loopydate]

TNA releases Jesse Sorenson. Stay classy, TNA.

To be fair, the guy is a HUGE pain in the neck.

[Innovator]

He stuck his neck out there for them DAMMIT

[Innovator]

The news sure can be potentially paralyzing, no doubt.

[Rammsteinmad]

I think necks time he'll have to think more carefully about his choice of employer.

[loopydate]

Well, now he'll have time to sit back and drink all the Zemas he likes while he watches Ion Television.

[slik]

RAW is taping next week's show tonight, I did not know that until 3 minutes ago.

[Lock Jaw]

Why are they doing that?

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.minus.com/iLVy1kBQpdTS9.gif

http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/src/1374607850177.gif

[VSG]

Why are they doing that?

Massive overseas tour including Australia and China. Smackdown tapings Wed and Thur.

[owenbrown]

stop fucking posting NSFW stuff in the open forums.... k thanks

[James Steele]

stop fucking posting NSFW stuff in the open forums.... k thanks

No James. Just no.

[James Steele]

http://franticplanet.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/dusty.jpg

[owenbrown]

fine then..... Tazz Dan the fucking forums again see if I fucking care....make Triple A lose more money since you all don't give a fuck

[James Steele]

*wah* *wah* *wah*

[Lock Jaw]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0a63f84357e47346df0b2aa7a134c72/tumblr_mqer2sawuc1r0d6q2o1_500.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c8d42df9a0f54d46bd15b16fc5f2f050/tumblr_mqeoavYGsD1qhi74ko2_500.gif

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[Heisenberg]

fine then..... Tazz Dan the fucking forums again see if I fucking care....make Triple A lose more money since you all don't give a fuck

http://31.media.tumblr.com/42500c04cf01e7e8f24a09e1e11947ff/tumblr_mp09prYqyt1rkf4k0o1_500.jpg


Tatanka Tuesday runnin' wild all up in this motherfucker.

[Lock Jaw]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/283830_10150345370171337_3557646_n.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

He is looking at this down the hall:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/281746_10150345345751337_4729297_n.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/228993_10150345351321337_1564116_n.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/283055_10150345371621337_8338697_n.jpg

Oh, Christmas Dean, Oh Christmas Dean

[Lock Jaw]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/263237_10150345491426337_5031642_n.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/262829_10150345491296337_4144104_n.jpg

[Tazz Dan]

fine then..... Tazz Dan the fucking forums again see if I fucking care....make Triple A lose more money since you all don't give a fuck

What the fuck are you on about owen???

[Tazz Dan]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/42500c04cf01e7e8f24a09e1e11947ff/tumblr_mp09prYqyt1rkf4k0o1_500.jpg


Tatanka Tuesday runnin' wild all up in this motherfucker.

It's Wednesday.

[ron the dial]

What the fuck are you on about owen???
http://i.qkme.me/3s1dgi.jpg

[ron the dial]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100612094713/uncyclopedia/images/a/af/Jerry_Lawler.jpg

[owenbrown]

What the fuck are you on about owen???


http://tpwwforums.com/showpost.php?p=4254223&postcount=46721

this is the kinda things that caused Triple A to lose his shit a while back

[Heisenberg]

It's Wednesday.

In your native land, not in mine


http://wwehalloffameblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/tatanka.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

Some recent stuff from the dirtsheets:

The reason Big Show didn't return on last night's Raw may be because of his knee injury. Show was still limping as recent as the Money in the Bank pay-per-view. WWE officials may want him back early so they can shoot an angle for SummerSlam

WWE officials were furious over the Brie Bella nipple slip on last night's RAW. The apology that she tweeted out was ordered by management

Bryan’s match against Cesaro was being called a second “Match of the Year” candidate. Triple H greeted Antonio Cesaro as soon as he got backstage and CM Punk and others gave him an ovation. Many workers were spotted watching the bout on the monitor backstage.

Word is that the company was very happy with how the Daniel Bryan gauntlet segment on RAW went. They liked the work from Bryan and the fact that Cena was in a position to get cheered.

The "Daniel Bryan Third Hour" declined in viewership, but drew in the younger demographic. The 10:00 p.m. hour rated the highest among m12-34 and m18-34, while the 9:00 p.m. hour was top-ranked in the broader demo of m18-49.

Also, the male teen rating jumped to its highest point in five weeks, indicating that Daniel Bryan's character appeals most to the younger audience

[Vastardikai]

Yeah, like Brie was like, "Oh, my nipple popped out, oh well." I'm sure when she found out about it, she was mortified. Unless she wasn't. In which case, that would be a reason for me to be jealous (as she is comfortable with her body, not because of tittay).

[Lock Jaw]

Maybe she was tired of Nikki's boobs getting all the attention, so she let it out on purpose.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0a63f84357e47346df0b2aa7a134c72/tumblr_mqer2sawuc1r0d6q2o1_500.jpg

Will stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry for the night is dark and full of terrors.

[Juan]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ae39d8a353c484a6fd92ed8cb8fc2e5f/tumblr_mo06ixwTNt1qzh5jro1_500.jpg

[Vastardikai]

Maybe she was tired of Nikki's boobs getting all the attention, so she let it out on purpose.

It does put quite the spin on "Twin Magic." :shifty:

[el bobbo]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkttp0J9yv1qcnjyyo1_500.jpg

[Tazz Dan]

I will ban you Gertner.

[Tommy Gunn]

Jesse Sorensen is coming across like a bitch. Isn't his neck injury mostly his own fault for not protecting himself? Just standing there like a lemon and taking a splash off the apron to the head.

The company keep him on for almost a year and a half even though he pisses off to do bodybuilding stuff, and now he's released and is unhappy his cheque from TNA won't cover his bodybuilding stuff.

Was he even a star?

[stultiloquy]

http://i40.tinypic.com/zv4wfc.jpg

[Bad News Gertner]

Tazz Dan being a buzzkill