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[CSL]

Who is that?

PAC/Adrian Neville. With the ridiculous things he can do and working the "WWE style", he could make quite the impression

[CSL]

promos are gonna be a problem tho, gonna need subtitles for the Yanks

[Supreme Olajuwon]

"The Spot Monkey" Flippy McKickpad?

Are we still doing this?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

We have got to come up with some new wrestling jokes

[CSL]

sounds like Supreme is about to SNAP AND BECOME A BADASS SUBMISSION MACHINE

[CSL]

Who is Supreme

no he's not

[CSL]

*that 70's territory bloke that dickheads keep mentioning*

[CSL]

http://royalrumbler.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/steve-blackman.jpg

[JimmyMess]

Hogan: "Go Check on Bully"
Brooke: "My Boobs Are Out"
Hogan: ....

[Corporate CockSnogger]

lol just read that PAC guy is a Geordie. Would be so weird hearing a Geordie speak on WWE.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/GEyzZ.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/8209c6fd55e3edd81b86e630e3fd223d/tumblr_mgqz1dhNWz1ql0k28o1_400.jpg

[VSG]

Hmmm

http://www.pwmania.com/artman/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/brooke-hogan-wardrobe-malfunction.jpg

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[VSG]

Mike Knox and Luke Gallows apparently fondled Brooke on TV :naughty:

[Chavo Classic]

PAC/Adrian Neville. With the ridiculous things he can do and working the "WWE style", he could make quite the impression

PAC is incredible. The man gravity forgot.

[CSL]

he's alright when he's not doing 2 dives in the first 90 seconds of his matches. Definitely capable of doing things "the WWE audience" hasn't seen before that could make him an attraction. Depends how far they "let him go", what they do with him, who he works with etc

[Flash Funk]

Can someone provide me some video on PAC/Adrian Neville? Full matches etc...

[Emperor Smeat]

http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=LOLTNA_History

Wiki devoted purely to all the "LOL TNA" moments that ever happened in TNA.

[Poit]

Moments before the very first TNA broadcast, a dark match took place featuring a morbidly obese black wrestler named Cheex. Cheex was so enormous that he damaged the ring, and the ring crew had to act fast to repair the damages before they went live.

[Poit]

Abyss won his first and only NWA World Championship by disqualification when Sting pushed referee Rudy Charles. Back in the early days of TNA, Bob Armstrong made a rule saying any champion who intentionally disqualifies himself from a match would lose their title. While TNA deserves credit for remembering this rule (and showing actual continuity), nobody had mentioned the rule since 2002, and TNA eventually did away with the rule after this match. This ending resulted in most of the live crowd and viewing audience having no idea what the hell was going on.

[Poit]

Kurt Angle stole the keys to Mick Foley's office and Foley fought to get them back in a Keys on a Pole match on iMPACT.

This is amazing.

[Poit]

http://taimapedia.org/images/0/0d/Brian_and_drew.jpg

One of these men is a professional wrestler. The other is a WWE Hall of Famer.

:lol:

[Lock Jaw]

http://sadpanda.us/images/1355969-7XXD6JB.png

[Evil Vito]

Can someone provide me some video on PAC/Adrian Neville? Full matches etc...

<font color=goldenrod>Not a full match but his "top 20 moves" according to some guy:

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A few of those moves (namely the Poisoned Frankensteiner and the Avalance Poisoned Frankensteiner) I can't ever seen being used in WWE. But a good amount of those could end up being moves he continues to use. That handspring backflip DDT is just insane.</font>

[Lock Jaw]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/4aeaae506c95632559968ccd71765af3/tumblr_mguq48mLCK1qgy87eo1_500.jpg

When was this?

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/FOufI.jpg

[Droford]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/4aeaae506c95632559968ccd71765af3/tumblr_mguq48mLCK1qgy87eo1_500.jpg

When was this?

Looks like a recent raw..

Hell! no! Rko!

[James Diesel]

Can someone provide me some video on PAC/Adrian Neville? Full matches etc...

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[James Diesel]

Only Adrian Neville match so far

[Shadrick]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/4aeaae506c95632559968ccd71765af3/tumblr_mguq48mLCK1qgy87eo1_500.jpg

When was this?

The Smackdown that aired 4 hours ago or so

[Curd]

Does anyone have a theory as to why multiple fans have accused Orton of being bi?

[Lock Jaw]

Does anyone have a theory as to why multiple fans have accused Orton of being bi?

http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af215/ASK_HER/GayOrton.jpg

[Curd]

I guess there are a few gay guys who could pass for a smaller Randy Orton.

[Tom Guycott]

Does anyone have a theory as to why multiple fans have accused Orton of being bi?

This was a perfect opportunity to post that promo where Cena twists Ortons words for forming a tag team to basically accuse him of faggotry before walking off, to which Orton doesn't help his case by replying "The only position you're going to be in is laying on your back with me on top!"


But I can't find the full video... just bit of Ron Simmons walking in right after for the punchline.

[thecc]

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[Emperor Smeat]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b2f43f6e5a73486f94e45ba13a8d10a8/tumblr_mgts98udVM1roi15ao4_250.gif

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This was a perfect opportunity to post that promo where Cena twists Ortons words for forming a tag team to basically accuse him of faggotry before walking off, to which Orton doesn't help his case by replying "The only position you're going to be in is laying on your back with me on top!"


But I can't find the full video... just bit of Ron Simmons walking in right after for the punchline.

Wasn't that Kurt Angle that said that?

[Cool King]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6e16g0gU21qzabkfo1_500.jpg

[XL]

:(

[Lock Jaw]

Tattoos of tattoos

[mike adamle]

Best In the World!!!!

[Droford]

It looks like Austin Aries face

[Wishbone]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b2f43f6e5a73486f94e45ba13a8d10a8/tumblr_mgts98udVM1roi15ao4_250.gif

This may very well be one of the best moments they've had on Smackdown! in ages :lol:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Orton's reaction in that GIF is priceless.</font>

[Shadrick]

Wasn't that Kurt Angle that said that?

nah it was orton

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Some of the best stuff they do with Orton is when they play up that he's not actually a nice guy despite being a face.

Like at the Survivor Series when Foley was trying to encourage the team and Orton was just like "I hate you".

[Emperor Smeat]

SUPERSTAR BILLY GRAHAM IN CRITICAL CONDITION

WWE Hall of Famer Superstar Billy Graham (real name Eldridge Coleman) is currently hospitalized and his outlook is not good. Graham, 69, was rushed to a Paradise Valley, Arizona hospital late Thursday night with double pneumonia. Upon arriving, doctors also found Graham was experiencing the early stages of heart failure. Those close to Graham are said to be expecting the worst.

Been hospitalized since Thursday with even more bad news of his liver starting to shut down since it's in the cirrhosis stage.

[Cool King]

Jesus Christ. :(

I really really hope by some miracle that he gets better.

[Juan]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6e16g0gU21qzabkfo1_500.jpg

Looks more like Austin Aries

[Shisen Kopf]

Been hospitalized since Thursday with even more bad news of his liver starting to shut down since it's in the cirrhosis stage.

And the worst part about this is that DLVH hasn't posted here in a while to do his obituary.

[Tazz Dan]

Looks more like Austin Aries

Really?


http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01573/Aries_1573425a.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YoLeIrMnTsQ/ULWFRgEKRnI/AAAAAAAADOI/DYfpmjEJl-g/s1600/CM-Punk-Tattoos.png

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6e16g0gU21qzabkfo1_500.jpg

[Cool King]

I just think the tattoo looks like CM Punk's had a stroke.

The right side of his face looks like it's drooping around the eye area.

[CSL]

http://perezhilton.com/2013-01-18-bully-ray-brooke-hogan-fiance-bachelor-party-lap-dance-lindsay-lohan-diss-kim-kardashian-kany-west-baby-bubba-tittay-touch#.UPtuJm91GSq

ahaha Bubba, kayfabe4lyf. Dreamer also

[Flash Funk]

Has anyone made a DDP and Jake Roberts thread? I need to catch up on those videos. #JakeRumble2013

[Lock Jaw]

You can just check out DDP's youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Dallapage/videos?view=0

[James Diesel]

Just caught the end of the 6 man tag from SmackDown again. I fucking hate Randy's clotheslines. Show some professionalism you lazy fuck

[Tom Guycott]

Wasn't that Kurt Angle that said that?

No. It was Cena. The bit was something about Cena repeating Orton's "we should get together" and previously saying something about Cena being a "handsome man", then making fun of Orton's pose. Cena says something to the effect of "If that's you're lifestyle, fine. It's just not my thing." After he walks off, Orton says the bit about Cena being on his back with him on top, to which Ron Simmons walks in and drops a "DAMN!" on him.

The only part I can find on Youtube though is the last 7 seconds with Orton and Ron and the "DAMN!"- either alone or in a compilation.

[Lock Jaw]

They've done the same exact thing with Kurt Angle though, which is probably what STD is thinking of.

[Lock Jaw]

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[Tom Guycott]

That may be the case, but my comment was geared towards all that business about Orton liking men, so anything involving Kurt Angle is pretty irrelevant.

[Lock Jaw]

Kurt Angle is never irrelevant.

[CSL]

<MARQUEE>LOCK JAW</MARQUEE>

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/mXxgo.gif

[SNLfunnyguy]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6e16g0gU21qzabkfo1_500.jpg

Guy needs to see a doctor. His arms are very different sizes.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why does Paul Orndorf have a CM punk tatoo?

[James Steele]

What's bad is that isn't even in the "Top 10 Stupidest Wrestling Tattoos Posted on TPWW" list.

[Lock Jaw]

There's a list?

[Juan]

Really?

Yes

[Emperor Smeat]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/fd839fbfb2627d05f4c89d5a415e0ba9/tumblr_mgwta0xbN21qzkr3vo1_500.png

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Im the champion see, and this is how it's gonna be see.

[Schlomey]

Currently watching the 2001 Royal Rumble match and working on the 2012 forum awards. A great Sunday night!

[Lock Jaw]

4 Poit:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/17563da43d734d6bafb1133fb86ef84b/tumblr_mgovm7Y6Ti1qlrs5eo1_250.gif

[whiteyford]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/fd839fbfb2627d05f4c89d5a415e0ba9/tumblr_mgwta0xbN21qzkr3vo1_500.png

Is it wrong that I'd stil fuck her with the 'stache?

[steveweiser]

Does anyone on this website have any wrestling related tattoos? be good to see them if so

[mike adamle]

Posted this WrestleMania card in another thread and love it so I'm posting it in here too.

Streak vs. Streak
WWE Championship Match: CM Punk (C) vs. Undertaker (This match would have to go around 35 minutes. If Undertaker is healthy enough for a match with Lesnar sometime this year and a match with Cena at WM 30 then he wins. If not Punk ends the streak and goes into a feud as the biggest badass in the WWE against the biggest badass in UFC Brock Lesnar after Lesnar helps him win against The Rock at the Royal Rumble and then F-5's him as well.)

Lesnar wants revenge at the biggest stage of them all
Last Man Standing Match:Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena (This would be about 30 minutes. Have Lesnar go over here if he's coming back. That sets the stage for either Lesnar vs. Undertaker or Lesnar vs. Punk.)

Dolph proves he's a legend and cashes in
WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match: Sheamus (C) vs. Dolph Ziggler (I'd have Ziggler cash in here like he said he would at WM in about 2 minutes to start a feud with Ziggler once Ziggler cashes in on him.)

WWE World Heavyweight Championship Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match:Randy Orton (C) (Who wins at EC) vs. Albeto Del Rio vs. Big Show vs. Sheamus (This would go about 20 minutes. I'd have Big Show show his dominance and eliminate Alberto Del Rio around 12 minutes in. Sheamus and Orton battle Show and get him out of the ring, Orton tries to sneak up on Sheamus and hit an RKO but instead eats a brogue kick and is eliminated by Sheamus. Sheamus wins a hard fought battle by Brogue Kicking Big Show to bring their feud full circle jerk. As Sheamus celebrates Big Show hits him with a KO Punch and goes to get a chair but Orton comes back and fights him off. Sheamus tries to celebrate, but Orton hits him with an RKO. Which leads to Ziggler's music hitting.)

Can Ryback Do What John Cena Could Not?: Ryback vs. The Rock (Ryback goes over here in about 12 minutes and becomes a star while The Rock goes back to Hollywood.)

Is Dolph Ziggler Main Event Material?:Dolph Ziggler vs. HHH (This would be 25 minutes or so. This would be the technical wrestling match of the night with Ziggler winning a close contest by cheating.)

WWE Diva's Title Lumberjill Match: Kaitlyn (C) vs. AJ (Crazy AJ wins in 5 minutes after Big E Langston interferes and rapes Kaitlyn.)

The Shield proved they could beat Team Hell No In TLC, now put the belts up for grabs
WWE Tag Team Title 5 (Or 6)-Team TLC Match: Daniel Bryan & Kane (C) vs. Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins vs. Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow vs. Christian & (In a perfect world Chris Jericho but probably The Miz) vs. Either Heath Slater & Drew McIntyre or Darren Young & Titus O'Neil, Personally I'd have no problem with all of them. (Have The Shield go over here in an awesome 20 minute non-stop spotfest. Either keep feuding with Team Hell No or have them break up and The Shield goes after Christian and his teammate.)

Mask vs. Mask
Rey Mysterio vs. Sin Cara (I'd have Mysterio go over here in about 15 minutes of awesome lucha libre action and have them humiliate Sin Cara on his way out of the company, possibly have Rey Mysterio's new Mexican Drug Cartel gang rape him and leave him for dead in the middle of the ring after the match... Only for David Otunga to come out in his Lawyer gimmick and inform everyone that Sin Cara is being deported.)

Intercontinental Title Triple Threat Match: Wade Barrett (C) vs. Kofi Kingston (Maybe vs. The Miz or R-Truth) In this ever going rivalry. (Wade Barrett retains and continues his reign in about 10 minutes.)

WWE United States Title Steel Cage Match:Antonio Cesaro (C) vs. The All American American Jack Swagger (I'd have them have a match at EC where Cesaro wins via interference from a debuting Kassius Ohno. Booker T then sets up a Steel Cage rematch at WrestleMania to bar outside interference. Could go either way. Personally I like long reigns so I'd have Cesaro retain and compete with Barrett over who's title is more important in 10 minutes.)

(My match times leave about 45 minutes for entrances, skits, the Hall Of Fame thing, a concert, and whatever else they want.

Pre-Show Battle Royal:Alex Riley vs. Big E Langston vs. Brad Maddox vs. Brodus Clay vs. Camacho vs. Curt Hawkins vs. David Otunga vs. Derrick Bateman vs. Epico vs. Fandango vs. The Great Khali vs. Hunico vs. Jey Uso vs. Jimmy Uso vs. Jinder Mahal vs. JTG vs. Justin Gabriel vs. Mason Ryan vs. Michael McGillicutty vs. Percy Watson vs. Primo vs. Ricardo Rodriguez vs. Roman Reigns vs. Santino Marella vs. Ted DiBiase vs. Tensai vs. William Regal vs. Yoshi Tatsu vs. Zack Ryder (Possibly vs. Darren Young vs. Titus O'Neil vs. Heath Slater vs. Drew McIntyre vs. R-Truth) (I'd have Big E Langston go over here.) Then whip out his dick and do the helicopter in celebration. No homo.

Sounds like the best show in wrestling history and I wish it would happen. Keep dreaming.

[CSL]

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PAC (Adrian Neville) vs. Thee Drew Galloway (Drew McIntyre) ft. Sheamus O'Shaugnessy (Sheamus)

[Krow]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6e16g0gU21qzabkfo1_500.jpg

I didn't know Arn Anderson had so many tattoos...

[Mister King]

Wow, this is a long thread. I don't think I could read all of it.

[Tazz Dan]

Can you please try, and start a new thread giving me a recap? Cheers.

[Mister King]

I don't think I have that much time or patience for that matter, sir.

[Volare]

lol

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/3360_582756361738543_1822952046_n.jpg

[Corporate CockSnogger]

What the kiln is bewp bewp? That's the second time I've seen that in recent times. I hate the internet.

[Chavo Classic]

Bewp Bewp is the phonetic replication of 0:02 in the following:

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[Lock Jaw]

Yeah, this was discussed the last time it came up and the consensus was that it sounds nothing like "Bewp Bewp".

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.minus.com/iSbGDP0PVV6dy.gif

[CSL]

ahahaha

[Lock Jaw]

They should have thrown him out the doors, and then a few seconds later he comes running in from another door like the momentum is still carrying him.

[Lock Jaw]

Randomly have this theme stuck in my head:

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[Emperor Smeat]

They should have thrown him out the doors, and then a few seconds later he comes running in from another door like the momentum is still carrying him.

Think that might have been done before maybe in Chikara or another comedy style promotion.

[Lock Jaw]

Probably.

[CSL]

who the shit are Renee Young and Tom Phillips

[parkmania]

"WWE is looking to bring back several midcard names in order to fill out the roster and improve house show attendance, as well has help get the younger talent over."

Well, THAT will improve morale among the current midcarders...

:nono:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Getting them over? Yeah it should.

[Schlomey]

Heard that report for what....months now? Fuck that.

[Bobby Jaggers]

http://i.minus.com/iSbGDP0PVV6dy.gif

I would have shown that wall no mercy. Best wrassler in the world right here!

[Dark-Slicer Diago]

who the shit are Renee Young and Tom Phillips


I don't know who Tom Phillips is but Renee Young was The Score's(Canada's RAW airing station) sports analyst Renee Paquette.

[Schlomey]

I think it's about time the WWE put out a Mark Henry bio DVD. He's been around forever and has seen it all and even his Pre-WWE days has some meat and a story....make it happen......

[KaosDarksol]

Posted this WrestleMania card in another thread and love it so I'm posting it in here too.

Streak vs. Streak
WWE Championship Match: CM Punk (C) vs. Undertaker (This match would have to go around 35 minutes. If Undertaker is healthy enough for a match with Lesnar sometime this year and a match with Cena at WM 30 then he wins. If not Punk ends the streak and goes into a feud as the biggest badass in the WWE against the biggest badass in UFC Brock Lesnar after Lesnar helps him win against The Rock at the Royal Rumble and then F-5's him as well.)

Lesnar wants revenge at the biggest stage of them all
Last Man Standing Match:Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena (This would be about 30 minutes. Have Lesnar go over here if he's coming back. That sets the stage for either Lesnar vs. Undertaker or Lesnar vs. Punk.)

Dolph proves he's a legend and cashes in
WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match: Sheamus (C) vs. Dolph Ziggler (I'd have Ziggler cash in here like he said he would at WM in about 2 minutes to start a feud with Ziggler once Ziggler cashes in on him.)

WWE World Heavyweight Championship Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match:Randy Orton (C) (Who wins at EC) vs. Albeto Del Rio vs. Big Show vs. Sheamus (This would go about 20 minutes. I'd have Big Show show his dominance and eliminate Alberto Del Rio around 12 minutes in. Sheamus and Orton battle Show and get him out of the ring, Orton tries to sneak up on Sheamus and hit an RKO but instead eats a brogue kick and is eliminated by Sheamus. Sheamus wins a hard fought battle by Brogue Kicking Big Show to bring their feud full circle jerk. As Sheamus celebrates Big Show hits him with a KO Punch and goes to get a chair but Orton comes back and fights him off. Sheamus tries to celebrate, but Orton hits him with an RKO. Which leads to Ziggler's music hitting.)

Can Ryback Do What John Cena Could Not?: Ryback vs. The Rock (Ryback goes over here in about 12 minutes and becomes a star while The Rock goes back to Hollywood.)

Is Dolph Ziggler Main Event Material?:Dolph Ziggler vs. HHH (This would be 25 minutes or so. This would be the technical wrestling match of the night with Ziggler winning a close contest by cheating.)

WWE Diva's Title Lumberjill Match: Kaitlyn (C) vs. AJ (Crazy AJ wins in 5 minutes after Big E Langston interferes and rapes Kaitlyn.)

The Shield proved they could beat Team Hell No In TLC, now put the belts up for grabs
WWE Tag Team Title 5 (Or 6)-Team TLC Match: Daniel Bryan & Kane (C) vs. Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins vs. Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow vs. Christian & (In a perfect world Chris Jericho but probably The Miz) vs. Either Heath Slater & Drew McIntyre or Darren Young & Titus O'Neil, Personally I'd have no problem with all of them. (Have The Shield go over here in an awesome 20 minute non-stop spotfest. Either keep feuding with Team Hell No or have them break up and The Shield goes after Christian and his teammate.)

Mask vs. Mask
Rey Mysterio vs. Sin Cara (I'd have Mysterio go over here in about 15 minutes of awesome lucha libre action and have them humiliate Sin Cara on his way out of the company, possibly have Rey Mysterio's new Mexican Drug Cartel gang rape him and leave him for dead in the middle of the ring after the match... Only for David Otunga to come out in his Lawyer gimmick and inform everyone that Sin Cara is being deported.)

Intercontinental Title Triple Threat Match: Wade Barrett (C) vs. Kofi Kingston (Maybe vs. The Miz or R-Truth) In this ever going rivalry. (Wade Barrett retains and continues his reign in about 10 minutes.)

WWE United States Title Steel Cage Match:Antonio Cesaro (C) vs. The All American American Jack Swagger (I'd have them have a match at EC where Cesaro wins via interference from a debuting Kassius Ohno. Booker T then sets up a Steel Cage rematch at WrestleMania to bar outside interference. Could go either way. Personally I like long reigns so I'd have Cesaro retain and compete with Barrett over who's title is more important in 10 minutes.)

(My match times leave about 45 minutes for entrances, skits, the Hall Of Fame thing, a concert, and whatever else they want.

Pre-Show Battle Royal:Alex Riley vs. Big E Langston vs. Brad Maddox vs. Brodus Clay vs. Camacho vs. Curt Hawkins vs. David Otunga vs. Derrick Bateman vs. Epico vs. Fandango vs. The Great Khali vs. Hunico vs. Jey Uso vs. Jimmy Uso vs. Jinder Mahal vs. JTG vs. Justin Gabriel vs. Mason Ryan vs. Michael McGillicutty vs. Percy Watson vs. Primo vs. Ricardo Rodriguez vs. Roman Reigns vs. Santino Marella vs. Ted DiBiase vs. Tensai vs. William Regal vs. Yoshi Tatsu vs. Zack Ryder (Possibly vs. Darren Young vs. Titus O'Neil vs. Heath Slater vs. Drew McIntyre vs. R-Truth) (I'd have Big E Langston go over here.) Then whip out his dick and do the helicopter in celebration. No homo.

Sounds like the best show in wrestling history and I wish it would happen. Keep dreaming.

Sounds way too stacked but I like the ending to Mysterio and sin cara

[mike adamle]

I don't understand how the biggest show of the year can be "too stacked."

[Volare]

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[KaosDarksol]

Fast forwarded through punk's promo on raw. Does that make me a bad person?

[Schlomey]

yea sorry man

[Volare]

Dolph vs....his brother.

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[Emperor Smeat]

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[mike adamle]

I bet Ryback enters the Royal Rumble at #2 and eliminates everyone 1 by 1.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I would have shown that wall no mercy. Best wrassler in the world right here!

HEY AN OBVIOUS SOCK ACCOUNT

MY FIRST BAN!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I'M JUST ONE MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'M A ONE MAN BAN

[Supreme Olajuwon]

or should it be

One Ban Man?

makes more sense, but at the same time I don't intend on only banning one user, I'll tell ya that much right now

[Emperor Smeat]

If anyone is interested, someone is streaming a Rumble marathon with all the Rumbles except last year's being played. Its only the Rumble matches themselves and not the entire card for each year.

http://veetle.com/index.php/channel/view#4f0bb1d0149a2

[Cool King]

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c100.0.403.403/p403x403/65281_325872560852218_494814864_n.jpg

[Cool King]

If anyone is interested, someone is streaming a Rumble marathon with all the Rumbles except last year's being played. Its only the Rumble matches themselves and not the entire card for each year.

http://veetle.com/index.php/channel/view#4f0bb1d0149a2

Great timing.

I click the link and the clock is just hitting zero during the 2000 Royal Rumble and it's Steve Blackman that runs out.

Good find, Mr. Meatball. :y:

[James Diesel]

I got the start of the 2001 Rumble. One of my favorites

[VSG]

Jeff Hardy and Bull Buchanan numbers 1 and 2 in RR 2011 lol :'(

[James Diesel]

However, I've never seen the WWE censored version of it. I can tell this could be annoying. Good thing I'm sick and can wait it out till 2003

[VSG]

Oh shit its pre-mattitude Matt

[VSG]

Man I LOVED those Hardy Boyz w/thong Lita

[VSG]

Farooq > both Hardy boyz together

[VSG]

Or not. Twist of fate + Swanton :heart:

[VSG]

God it's Drew Carey :lol:

[VSG]

"Drew, take your glasses off- you are not a Dudley!"

Amazing

[VSG]

Aaaaaand here we go- the big red reign of terror begins

[James Diesel]

I think Drew thought it was fun till the ring pyro went off.

[James Diesel]

"Fuck it. I'm out"

[James Diesel]

I miss the No DQ in Royal Rumbles

[VSG]

I wish random weapons under the ring would be used again at this year's RR.

[VSG]

Fuck I need to go to the restroom, brb. You carry on for me, Jimmy Diesel!

[James Diesel]

Never noticed the super obvious planted sign guy

[James Diesel]

There's Perry Saturn. And Terri

[James Diesel]

STEVE BLACKMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KyleEmmott]

I'm posting a lot here today so I can get to 750 posts for tipsters!

[James Diesel]

Watch the Rumble on above-mentioned stream and commentate.

[James Diesel]

Ohp, it's that guy who isn't related to Lawler

[James Diesel]

Looks like Kane's trying to set some sort of record here

[James Diesel]

It's that OTHER guy who isn't related to Lawler. Hope he plays us a song

[VSG]

I missed Blackman on 2 consecutive RR matches but got back in time for Honky Tonk :heart:

THE ROCK!

[James Diesel]

Oh fuck. It's the most electrifying man in Hollywood.

[James Diesel]

Is it me or is the audio behind?

[VSG]

Godfather w/Ho's in MSG to Goodfather here :n: :n:

[VSG]

Is it me or is the audio behind?

Been about a second behind for a while now

[James Diesel]

See if he had dropped the O and brought some hoes, Goodfather would've lasted longer

[KaosDarksol]

not sure if I'm watching a rumble or a singles match between kane and the rock

[James Diesel]

Insipid Taz entry

[KaosDarksol]

never mind here's aces and eights to make it a rumble (tazz)

[James Diesel]

Planted sign guy just had a freak out moment

[VSG]

I used to do a mean clothesline from hell back when I was a Bradshaw mark (still am, I guess)

[KyleEmmott]

Was this the year that Kane had all those eliminations?

[KyleEmmott]

Lord Tensai!

[VSG]

Tensai!

[James Diesel]

Was this the year that Kane had all those eliminations?

Yes. 11

[James Diesel]

Only thing I miss about Hardcore Holly is his knife-edge chops

[VSG]

lol Bradshaw holding on to the Rock to make sure he doesn't fall off to the floor accidentally.

[James Diesel]

R-Truth!!

[VSG]

Lil Jimmy!

[James Diesel]

It feels weird that 5 of the 6 guys in the ring are still on TV these days

[James Diesel]

5 of 7. Thanks Sean Morley

[KaosDarksol]

jbl r-truth and tensai are doing pretty good in this rumble

[James Diesel]

6 of 8. Lord Steven Regal's here

[James Diesel]

Great, now Test had to come in and make it sad

[James Diesel]

Also, besmirched Regal. Shame

[James Diesel]

BIIIIIIIG Show is here.

[James Diesel]

Aaaaaaaaaaand he's gone

[James Diesel]

Weighing in at allegedly well over 400 pounds, Crash!

[James Diesel]

Uh oh. Big Evil's here. Booger Red's gonna go insane

[James Diesel]

Poor Scotty. Just go be a firefighter and run

[James Diesel]

STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!!! SLOBBERKNOCKER!!!!


All of that cockblocked by The Game, accompanied by his nose

[James Diesel]

And there's The One, Dolph Zigg....Billy Gunn

[James Diesel]

HAKU!!

[KaosDarksol]

too hard to believe haku would actually be able to take on taker and kane

[James Diesel]

And finally, Rikishi. The bad man. Now it's just like 8 minutes till Austin wins

[James Diesel]

Awesome Rumble match

[VSG]

Back for RR '02 with Ra-Kee-Shee

[Cool King]

Damn, if I knew you guys were watching the stream too, I would have joined you guys here.

Ah well, 2002 here we go. :y:

[Cool King]

I remember watching this one live and thinking it was great that Goldust was back.

[James Diesel]

Is this the one with the Big Show/Rock controversy ending?

[James Diesel]

2002 was not kind to Boss Man

[Cool King]

Is this the one with the Big Show/Rock controversy ending?

Nah, that was the Royal Rumble 2000.

[James Diesel]

Oh good, then I'm excited cause I legit can't remember who won this one

[FourFifty]

http://i324.photobucket.com/albums/k335/bobbyc65/Animate%20GIFS/midget_wrestling.gif?t=1296859405
Can someone photoshop a still frame of that pic to make it look like the midget is in a lion tamer?

[KyleEmmott]

I always thought they should've stuck to the 40-man Rumble they did a few years back

[Cool King]

lol

Crowd: We want Head! We want Head! We want Head!

Lawler: I'll get in on that chant, but not at Al Snow.

I miss old Lawler.

[James Diesel]

I always thought they should've stuck to the 40-man Rumble they did a few years back

It'd be great, but then they'd actually have to use the talent they have, and cut back on self promotion. Just wouldn't work out

[Innovator]

Short hair Taker

[Cool King]

I like the way they've dubbed The Undertaker's theme with a generic jobber theme.

[James Diesel]

I hate the theme edits for Badass Taker. They always sound like a shitty Godsmack song's about to kick in, but never does, therefore upping the shitty.

[Innovator]

Almost Maven time

[James Diesel]

Oh it's the infamous Maven Rumble

[VSG]

Matt Hardy gonna get GOT!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

This is an amazing Rumble. Possibly the best.

[VSG]

Please fast forward to slutty Lita.

[Cool King]

Please fast forward to slutty Lita.

:y:

[Cool King]

Though I do like this Lita too.

[Cool King]

Memorable Royal Rumble Moment coming up!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Ugh with the theme edits. There was a great groan from the crowd when his music came on like "oh no this kids gonna die" that was lost cause of the edited themes.

[VSG]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaven! Good God Almighty!

[James Diesel]

Congratulations Maven. Good luck in your future endeavors

[Lock Jaw]

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BBMc8MHCYAAoF6i.jpg

Pickin' up chicks

[Cool King]

Haha!

It doesn't matter how many times I see it, that moment is always fantastic.

[VSG]

Teddy Long sighting.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

goo @ that chair shot

[KyleEmmott]

I like the way they've dubbed The Undertaker's theme with a generic jobber theme.

Why do they do that?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Taker just beating the crap out of Maven

Did Maven do anything note-worthy besides that elimination in his career?

[Cool King]

Woooo! Scotty 2 Hotty!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

:( @ Scotty's annual Rumble beatdown

[VSG]

:lol: Taker just beating the crap out of Maven

Did Maven do anything note-worthy besides that elimination in his career?

Almost joined Evolution, fella.

[James Diesel]

Why do they do that?

Cause they only had a contract with Limp Bizkit and record company for the times Taker did use the theme. Once he stopped using it, the contract ended.

[Cool King]

Why do they do that?

Because they can't use "Rollin'".

Two reasons for it.

1. They would have to pay royalties for using it on their DVD's.

2. Limp Bizkit didn't give the WWE permission to use it on their DVD's.

[Cool King]

Cause they only had a contract with Limp Bizkit and record company for the times Taker did use the theme. Once he stopped using it, the contract ended.

Or that.

[James Diesel]

Also they licensed it for Just Bring It, but I think that's all they had rights to use it with

[Cool King]

:lol: Taker just beating the crap out of Maven

Did Maven do anything note-worthy besides that elimination in his career?

He endorsed The Simon System!

[VSG]

DDP YO!

[Cool King]

Also they licensed it for Just Bring It, but I think that's all they had rights to use it with

THQ had to reach an agreement with Limp Bizkit to use it.

The agreement was that Fred Durst would be a playable character.

[VSG]

lol he went from Godfather to Goodfather to Godfather, now with more HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs

[Cool King]

Those Ho's are better than the ugly Ho's Godfather brought with him during the 2000 Royal Rumble.

[VSG]

That dark HOOOOOOOOO was pretty smoking hot.

[VSG]

Those Ho's are better than the ugly Ho's Godfather brought with him during the 2000 Royal Rumble.

Everyone knows Atlanta has a lot of Ho's to choose from :naughty:

[Cool King]

Phat Albert, The Hip-Hop Hippo is gone.

[Cool King]

What happened there?

The crowd were cheering and all the attention was on the stage.

[Cool King]

Thank God Palumbo is gone.

It was getting annoying hearing J.R always say "Chucky".

[Cool King]

Did women actually find Val Venis hot back in the day?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That stream isn't working >(

Somebody is starting streaming all the Rumble PPVs (from 2004-on just the rumble matches itself. It starts at 9:05

http://www.blogtv.com/People/jetpacksam

[VSG]

I :heart: this and his (Test) last theme.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

here comes a monster pop

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c100.0.403.403/p403x403/65281_325872560852218_494814864_n.jpg

Awesome. Is that real?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Stone Cold's and Triple H's reaction to Hurricane trying to do a chokeslam

[Cool King]

Awesome. Is that real?

I highly doubt it.

[Cool King]

Mr. Perfect! :heart:

[Cool King]

This stream has shown me that every year, Big Show loses more and more hair.

[James Diesel]

Wasn't there that year where he went bald, and then grew out it later?

[James Diesel]

James Steele's favorite Rumble

[Cool King]

Wasn't there that year where he went bald, and then grew out it later?

Big Show?

I don't think so. I think he's been bald ever since Kurt Angle shaved his head in 2004.

I don't think he had been bald before it.

[Cool King]

I remember that distraction and thinking it was fantastic.

[Cool King]

Yet another dubbed theme.

[Cool King]

R-E-Y Mysterio! Here we go!

[Emperor Smeat]

Jericho really nailed Dreamer upside the head as payback for Dreamer going a bit overboard earlier with the stick.

[Lock Jaw]

Ryan Clark just posted a news item on the front page with the title "Santino Marella’s Smokin’ Hot Daughter", and then the report goes as follows:

– Santino Marella announced on Twitter that his daughter Bianca won the Miss Teen Canada World Pageant in Toronto. You can see a photo of her winning by clicking here. WOW!

Ryan Clark is a pedophile.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'm watching that rumble stream. Taker just came out at number 30. I've never seen this rumble, whatever year it is. 2004?

[Emperor Smeat]

2003

[Cool King]

Ryan Clark just posted a news item on the front page with the title "Santino Marella’s Smokin’ Hot Daughter", and then the report goes as follows:



Ryan Clark is a pedophile.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/304963_10151398811325295_1533953456_n.jpg

She's 17.

[Lock Jaw]

Still jailbait.

[Cool King]

I'm not saying she's hot or anything.

I was just saying her age. :-\

[Cool King]

Also....

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[Cool King]

I get the feeling that music video will be looked at by something WWE associated in the future and it'll be made fun of.

Pretty much like what happens on "Are You Serious?".

[Triple Naitch]

Santino is 33 years old. Dude got cracking early.

[Schlomey]

I made it a minute into the video. I have nothing positive to say here....

[Lock Jaw]

Watched the whole thing. Seems like Ryder whining about his girlfriend ("Princess Leia"?) who broke up with him.

[CSL]

I think some people should probably stop taking it so seriously

[Lock Jaw]

It is serious business.

[Emperor Smeat]

Does Scotty 2 Hotty own the Rumble record for "Most times beaten up before entering the ring" ?

[Schlomey]

I think some people should probably stop taking it so seriously

I didn't take it seriously but it was boring and unfunny. I didn't expect a stairway to heaven.

[CSL]

it was completely harmless. It was about as "Zack Ryder"-esque as anything else he's done. If he'd done this at the height of the Z True Long Island Story popularity before he had a bit of a run, people wouldn't say a bad word about it as opposed to the current "let's laugh at him" trend

[Lock Jaw]

How dare you point out accurate IWC trends.