"100,001" Replies (Wrestling Forum)

[CSL]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>No respect!!!!! Ladies and gentlemen meet the new addition to our home. May I introduce to you &quot;GOATBERG !!!&quot; <a href="http://t.co/dTMnDsLFKs">pic.twitter.com/dTMnDsLFKs</a></p>&mdash; Bill Goldberg (@Goldberg) <a href="https://twitter.com/Goldberg/statuses/439456681265618945">February 28, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

I missed the boat on getting the chance to be a huge mark for Perry Saturn.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Maybe I should go back and watch his stuff using the magic of the WWE Network??!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Never really got the fuss about Terri Runnels, but I definitely do want to bang her. Just decided.

[Seth82]

Saturn and Kronus were a great tag team as The Eliminators.

Sadly WWE Network doesn't have any of the supercards from their run in ECW.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Not yet?

[el bobbo]

Jesus Christ, John Cena came out with an entire army of people at Wrestlemania 25. I never got to see this because I started watching up again right after this PPV.

[Seth82]

now this is a dream tag match!

Dynamite Kid/Davey Boy Smith vs Terry Gordy/Stan Hansen
6-18-1989
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[Bad News Gertner]

Dude was like 100 but still :'(

Only 74. So smooth in the ring. Amazing feud with Verne. Huge dickhead but a great trainer.

[ron the dial]

wow. surprised terri looks as good as she does up there.

[Vastardikai]

Never really got the fuss about Terri Runnels, but I definitely do want to bang her. Just decided.

She had the hot secretary thing going on in WCW.

[Seth82]

Bill Apter & Greg Gagne share their memories of Billy Robinson

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[Hanso Amore]

She hasn't aged in 20 years...so she has a good doctor.

Always had her as my number 2 behind sables.

[Hanso Amore]

I fired a good 100 loads into a sock as a teen looking at Terri runnels pics

[Bad News Gertner]

Terri was and is soooooooo hott.

[Seth82]

such a cool photo!

Dan Gable, Randy Couture, Kurt Angle & Bruno Sammartino
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[Lock Jaw]

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[GD]

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[Droford]

Punk should hitch a ride to Jeff Jarrett's wrestling promotion ..instant fan base in Chicago

[Fignuts]

Terri was and is soooooooo hott.

Yeah, she was my favorite back in the day.

She's got that pornstar hotness going on.

[Bad News Gertner]

Plus she's like 5"1-5"2. She's a spinner.

[Droford]

Brock should have a special "Im Paul Heyman's Best Friend" in style of Heyman Guy shirt with the back saying "Best Friend in the World" in CM Punks logo style.

[Brigstocke]

Brock Lesnar has the voice of a small boy..

[Hanso Amore]

And the body of a mongoloid death machine

[Jura]

Barack Lesnar

[Swiss Ultimate]

Brock Lesnar has the voice of a small boy..

Not so much anymore. He found his man voice.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Emperor Smeat]

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[XL]

She had the hot secretary thing going on in WCW.

Wasn't that Stacey!?

[Bad News Gertner]

Nope, Terri was Alexandra York of the York Foundation

[el bobbo]

The Usos are getting mic time on Main Event. They kind of remind me of the Budweiser waaaasssssssssuuuppppppp guys.

[Cool King]

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The Undertaker vs Kane was such a great main event.

It's a shame the World Heavyweight Championship wasn't defended that night though.

[Lock Jaw]

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[Vastardikai]

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I would have had Cesaro as the Hulkster and Swagger as the Macho Man.

[Seth82]

what an amazing match this is!
-These four always seemed to create magic in the ring together though.

The Four Kings of Puroseau: Mitsuharu Misawa/Kenta Kobashi vs Toshiaki Kawada/Akira Taue from 6/09/1995

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[KaosDarksol]

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The Undertaker vs Kane was such a great main event.

It's a shame the World Heavyweight Championship wasn't defended that night though.

I know how dare they leave Triple H vs HBK off the card

[Black Widow]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Emperor Smeat]

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[Black Widow]

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[Emperor Smeat]

Dirtsheets:

It was pitched at one point to have Bad News Barrett come out and do a "bad news" segment on CM Punk at last night's RAW in Chicago but it was nixed.

As noted, WWE has signed former CZW Champion Drake Younger to a developmental deal. He is finishing up his indie bookings and will report to the WWE Performance Center in early May. There are rumors on social media that Younger may be brought in to work as a referee also.

WWE's contract with Ion reportedly expires on April 2nd and as of a few weeks ago, it was not looking like the deal would be renewed. There's also been talk of having Main Event be a WWE Network exclusive.

RAW opened the way it did because WWE officials felt that if they ignored the Punk situation, the chants would become more powerful as the show went on. The feeling was that if they addressed it at the start of the show, the crowd would settle down some.

Dirtsheets also speculating Mania having a 4-way match involving Christian, Sheamus, Del Rio, and Ziggler. The match might also guarantee a future title shot for the winner.

[Jura]

Having new talent double as referees might be a good idea. They can be in the ring without being the focus and learn the ins and outs.

[XL]

Dirtsheets also speculating Mania having a 4-way match involving Christian, Sheamus, Del Rio, and Ziggler. The match might also guarantee a future title shot for the winner.
Pretty good idea. Although, they might as well add a couple more in and make it a MITB.

[Cool King]

I like that Summer Rae has her own theme now, and that it reflects her ballroom dancer gimmick perfectly....

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[Rammsteinmad]

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The Undertaker vs Kane was such a great main event.

It's a shame the World Heavyweight Championship wasn't defended that night though.

Fucks sake, after all these years, it's not really funny anymore, and is just kinda getting boring now. Yes, we all know WWE "edited" their past after certain events transpired. Can we just drop it now?

WWE doesn't want Triple H to be seen tapping out! We get it. Let it go. :roll:

[Innovator]

I love that most of the first takes on the network from fans were Benoit stuff or owen's death. Wrestling fans kinda disturb me.

[VSG]

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Saw this on the Network :naughty:

[James Steele]

Austin/HHH 3 Stages of Hell match was the highlight of that PPV.

[Nicky Fives]

Rock & Angle wasn't terrible either

[parkmania]

I love that most of the first takes on the network from fans were Benoit stuff or owen's death. Wrestling fans kinda disturb me.

While I understand where you're coming from, there's another thought process going on for me. I haven't been ABLE to watch certain things with any sort of quality since WWE's ban on them, so I want to have that opportunity before they change their mind again.

[Heisenberg]

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Oh damn!

[Seth82]

may this bastard rot in prison.

http://www.prowrestling.net/artman/publish/miscnews/article10036169.shtml

Former pro wrestler Buck Zumhofe was found guilty on 12 felony counts of criminal sexual conduct, according to multiple sources. Zumhofe was convicted of criminal sexual conduct with a "close family member" who began living with him when she was 15 years old. The 62 year-old Zumhofe, will be sentenced in Kandiyohi County District Court on Thursday. He took the stand in his own defense earlier this week and denied any sexual involvement with the woman.

[Bad News Gertner]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! He was framed! TPWW's mascot can't go down like this!

[ron the dial]

i shook the hand that was probably in that man's daughter. damn.

[Bad News Gertner]

Time to #HijackRaw.

"Free Buck Zumhofe clap clap clap clap clap"

[Bad News Gertner]

You would never have guessed that I came up with the clever chant under the heavy influence of cough medicine. Stupid colds.

[#1-norm-fan]

So with a return along with Bobby Eaton to spice up the tag division looking less likely now, you think it's time to put Buck into the Hall of Fame?

ZumHOFe!

[Bad News Gertner]

The Hall of Fame is for those who have nothing left to contribute in the ring. I think we can all agree that a 62 year old Buck Zumhofe would be a gigantic boost to the U.S Title race.

[Lock Jaw]

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The third sibling

[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

For The 'Berg:

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[Lock Jaw]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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bow down to your new king, bitch.

[Bobholly138]

Having new talent double as referees might be a good idea. They can be in the ring without being the focus and learn the ins and outs.


Back in 2007 they did that with Wes Adams. He was reffing on ECW and Smackdown. Then wrestling in Deep South and then FCW.

[Bobholly138]

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Powerslam Productions Spring Bash 2014 show

Reggie Matthews,Wes Adams,Princess Kristen and WildCard J Spade vs Calvin Rose,Lukas Frost,Kool Jay Steele and Danny Flamingo.

[Seth82]

Championship Wrestling from Florida
-4/21/1976
Billy Robinson/Thunderbolt Patterson vs Roger Kirby/Karl Von Steiger
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[Seth82]

Championship Wrestling from Florida
From 1975: Billy Robinson & Tony Charles battle Sam Bass' The Superstars which were the masked duo of Don Greene & Jerry Lawler
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[Black Widow]

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[Bad News Gertner]

Stinging meme from AJ Lee's.

[#1-norm-fan]

It's about time someone took Rodney Mack down a peg.

[Bad News Gertner]

Gunner Scott, you've been put on notice!

[Jura]

Wrasslin' Story Time: The WWE doesn't hate you, because that would mean they care (http://www.sbnation.com/2014/3/4/5468468/wwe-pro-wrestling-stories-creative)

Who's this Chris dude?

[Bad News Gertner]

I believe it's Brian Kendrick from the sounds of it.

[Shisen Kopf]

Stinging meme from AJ Lee's.

Love me's some AJ Lee's

[#1-norm-fan]

Wrasslin' Story Time: The WWE doesn't hate you, because that would mean they care (http://www.sbnation.com/2014/3/4/5468468/wwe-pro-wrestling-stories-creative)

Who's this Chris dude?

It's Chris Sabin.

"Creative finally did figure something out for Chris. They paired him with a veteran wrestler for a multi-week storyline in which he was the young and stupid kid challenging the wise old sage. One week, much to his personal embarrassment, they made him wear just a diaper to the ring and cry like a baby. The Internet howled in protest."

That part gives it away. He wore a diaper once to mock Jerry Lynn (the "wise old sage") when they were feuding.

[jbizness]

Wrasslin' Story Time: The WWE doesn't hate you, because that would mean they care (http://www.sbnation.com/2014/3/4/5468468/wwe-pro-wrestling-stories-creative)

Who's this Chris dude?
Great read.

[GD]

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[Emperor Smeat]

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[Emperor Smeat]

Dirtsheets:

The talent in NXT was told at the TV tapings that the NXT product would be pushed more significantly now that the network is up. They were told that the company wants to get behind NXT as this pure wrestling product within the WWE. While some people may be brought up, like Emma, it's going to be slow and for everyone to be patient with the idea that with the network, they'll all be getting lots of exposure even without a call up. They are going to start marketing T-shirts for some of the NXT talent.

ESPN's "E:60" piece on the WWE Performance Center is expected to air in early April, in conjunction with WrestleMania XXX. As previously reported, WWE Hall Of Famer Jim Ross filmed an interview for the piece while he was in Bristol, Connecticut doing promotion for his "Ringside" one-man show. JR spoke about being interviewed in his latest blog, which we put up on the website earlier today.

Additionally, as we reported a few days ago, there was said to be some rumors within WWE that JR had re-signed with the company and would soon be returning. As noted, those rumors started up due to the fact that Ross was at the WWE offices filming an interview for the upcoming WWE-produced Paul Heyman DVD. JR noted via his official Twitter account that he also filmed some footage for future WWE Network shows. There are no plans for Ross to return to the company. He was simply there to work on those projects.

And in one last Jim Ross note, the announcers mocking "good ole' JR" on RAW Monday night were fed those lines directly from Vince McMahon in their headsets as you likely would have guessed. According to one source, Vince has always had a "hard on " for mocking Ross and a video that appeared on TMZ.com several hours before RAW went live featuring JR on the Opie and Anthony show likely did him no favors. Ross told a story about Vince shitting his pants several years ago and impersonated Vince's voice while telling the story.

For what it's worth, it's said within WWE that current plans have John Cena and Daniel Bryan being pushed as the #1 and #2 guys in the company after WrestleMania XXX, now that CM Punk is gone. No word yet if this means Bryan is winning the WWE World Heavyweight Title

We noted before that there was a Bad News Barrett segment considered for this past Monday's RAW from Chicago where Barrett would have informed fans that hometown star CM Punk wasn't there.

WWE decided not to go with this angle because Vince McMahon still does not want to bury Punk publicly. Vince still hopes that Punk will get his head on straight and come back to WWE. Punk moves a lot of merchandise and WWE wants to have some kind of relationship with him because they've invested a lot of time and money into Punk and his licensing.

It's said that Punk has some leverage now because of his relationship with Vince McMahon but as Triple H gains more power, things could change for Punk as far as how easy it is for him to come back when he wants.

[GD]

Air brushing :(

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I'll allow it.

[Black Widow]

It's good that cena is getting notice after 12 yrs in the mid card.

[Cool King]

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[screech]

For The 'Berg:

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Quoting this post because Maven.

[VSG]

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Swagger :foc:

[#1-norm-fan]

It's good that cena is getting notice after 12 yrs in the mid card.

lol what?

[Bad News Gertner]

I'm honestly starting to think AJ Lee's and DAMN inator should date. They are soulmates.

[Savio]

in response to:

For what it's worth, it's said within WWE that current plans have John Cena and Daniel Bryan being pushed as the #1 and #2 guys in the company after WrestleMania XXX, now that CM Punk is gone.

[Cool King]

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[#1-norm-fan]

I assumed it was in response to that. Still "lol what?" worthy.

[Savio]

Oh she was being sarcastic.

[#1-norm-fan]

... Thank you, Savior...

[Jura]

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I wonder how he feels knowing that there is footage of another dude banging his wife.

[Mercenary]

Camacho still has a job?

[Droford]

As a jobber nobody on NXT..

They could have at least gave him a name change

[Mercenary]

love that finisher

[Droford]

Lol, that was funny

[Mercenary]

Man Flairs daughter has her fathers looks.

[Droford]

Who wouldn't want to walk around with Summer Rae's face on a stick

[Mercenary]

Who wouldn't want to walk around with Summer Rae's face on a stick

rather have her mouth on my dick.

[Mercenary]

YOSHI!

[Mercenary]

Yoshi just got owned

[Mercenary]

Ok it's like rewinding a few seconds....annoying!

[Droford]

Someone must have watched Get him to the Greek

[Mercenary]

What a debut!

[Volchok]

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I feel dumb for asking but who is that chick?

[Mercenary]

SuperStars!

[Tazz Dan]

I feel dumb for asking but who is that chick?

It's obviously Doink The Clown

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I feel dumb for asking but who is that chick?

Mrs. Swagger.

[Mercenary]

Ugh hate Los Matadores

[Damian Rey]

Watching Triple H's recent dvd on netflix, and I have to ask, was it ever explained why Austin dropped the title to Foley instead of HHH the night before HHH actually won the title?

[whiteyford]

... Thank you, Savior...

In his defence, you can't always tell when the mentally impaired are trying out sarcasm.

[Droford]

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[Bad News Gertner]

Watching Triple H's recent dvd on netflix, and I have to ask, was it ever explained why Austin dropped the title to Foley instead of HHH the night before HHH actually won the title?

Austin refused to lose to HHH because he didn't think HHH was over enough. Austin was correct.

[Innovator]

WWE also didn't want a prick heel in their photo ops with then Governor of Minnesota

[James Steele]

I always thought it was more apropos that Triple H won his first World Title on RAW since he has been and always will be a man of the people.

[Black Widow]

In his defence, you can't always tell when the mentally impaired are trying out sarcasm.Can't tell if your trying out sarcasm or not?

[Bad News Gertner]

I can't tell if you know the proper use of the words "you're and your".

[Black Widow]

I can't tell if you haven't had pussy since it had you or just want a girl to give you attention?

[whiteyford]

Amazing.

[Innovator]

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[Corporate CockSnogger]

AJ Lee's just hit the main event.

[whiteyford]

Don't encourage it.

[Volare]

Un-BO-Leavable theme. Fucking well done WWE.

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[Hanso Amore]

HOLY SHIT

Camacho is Haku's son?

WHY IS HE NOT PART OF THE NEW FACES OF FEAR WITH (INSERT RANDOM ISLANDER)

[NormanSmiley]

You would never have guessed that I came up with the clever chant under the heavy influence of cough medicine. Stupid HIV.

[GD]

Underarms

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[Heisenberg]

I just saw my first Bo Dallas promo and it was from last night's NXT show. He plays his character greatly, I also liked Adrian's promo about his looks and sound. I didn't think it was necessary one bit, but it helps to establish his humble upbringings and will pay off when he goes on a heel run. He can say that after months/years in America that he has learned to speak the lingo and infiltrate all his naysayers and enforce his elven ways on everyone.

:y:

[Emperor Smeat]

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[GD]

"Captain High pants" :)

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Seth82]

such a great emotional and heartfelt moment.

this was from Terry Funk's 1st retirement back on August 31st 1983 in AJPW.

Terry returned to the ring in November of 1984.

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[Black Widow]

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[Jura]

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[Bad News Gertner]

I can't tell if you haven't had pussy since it had you or just want a girl to give you attention?

Oh yeah, well I can't tell if that's your face or if your neck threw up?

[Shadrick]

OH SNAP.

[#1-norm-fan]

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[Black Widow]

if your neck threw up?I have just finished 9 shots so i'll put my money on this one.

[#1-norm-fan]

Daniel Bryan has main evented more PPVs than John Cena since last year's WrestleMania.

TIME TO MOVE ON AND LET SOMEONE ELSE HAVE A CHANCE, WWE UGH!

[CSL]

such a great emotional and heartfelt moment.

this was from Terry Funk's 1st retirement back on August 31st 1983 in AJPW.

Terry returned to the ring in November of 1984.

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me and about 3 other guys specific guys when together cannot hear the word "forever" without breaking into an emotional chorus of "forever! forever! forever!". This has happened in such places as a nursing home, a hotel lobby and others

[Mercenary]

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[Razzamajazz]

playing madden 25 and had a lineman sack the quarterback, then do the "you can't see me" thing. lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Which beer do I have first? Bud Light of Sam Cherry Wheat?

[ron the dial]

if you'd like i can piss and diarrhea in a plastic bottle and mail it to you. you can drink that instead of the bud light.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

too late already drinking bud light.

[ron the dial]

damn, too late. i'm sorry :(

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

thanks :(

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

just got them to get through a draft in a few days.

[Tom Guycott]

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"Captain High pants" :)

At least he's not replacing Mal as "Cap'n Tightpants". Vince cramming the ol' genetic jackhammer into nut-huggers would be a bit disturbing.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.minus.com/ibiHmeBVAEAxD8.gif

http://i.minus.com/iSURWFAaqDLgH.gif

[ron the dial]

night made

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/67r3aq1.gif

[Tom Guycott]

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Show opens with Cody Rhodes explaining the trick to get to the last stage in X-Men for the Sega Genesis. Nice.

[Tom Guycott]

http://i.minus.com/iSURWFAaqDLgH.gif

"Fuck this shit, it's Friday! No, literally, fuck this shit. I'm on a bed and everything."

[Wishbone]

http://i.imgur.com/67r3aq1.gif

Love how Rey is just like "Fuck you guys" in that gif. :lol:

[Shadrick]

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I'm crying.

[Tazz Dan]

Did you miss Gertner's thread? :'(

[Tazz Dan]

http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=126146

[Tazz Dan]

Still funny though.

[GD]

Blast from the past

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It was posted for the first time in this thread at 2:39 AM on the 25th of February and quoted in the casual forum 100,000 Posts thread.

[Shadrick]

Did you miss Gertner's thread? :'(

I did.

[Tazz Dan]

Fuck you Davé

[Tazz Dan]

Guys. I'm fucking wasted right now. Like, FourFifty at 11am in the morning wasted, so you know shit is serious. But I fucking love you all. Except whiteyford. Fuck that guy.


Naaaaaaaaaah, I'm leaving him my girlfriend in my will. Have a top fucking day, my friends of the TPWW wrestling forum.

[whiteyford]

I'll stop researching a cure.

Nah, there's no cure for being an Aussie sadly, my condolences.

[VSG]

Guys. I'm fucking wasted right now. Like, FourFifty at 11am in the morning wasted, so you know shit is serious. But I fucking love you all. Except whiteyford. Fuck that guy.


Naaaaaaaaaah, I'm leaving him my girlfriend in my will. Have a top fucking day, my friends of the TPWW wrestling forum.

Hey fuck you and your will, you aren't going anywhere anytime soon.

[Emperor Smeat]

Dirtsheets:

Three names listed internally for potential Batista opponents at SummerSlam had been Daniel Bryan, John Cena or CM Punk. With Punk out of the picture, word is that it will still be either Bryan or Cena in the main event for the WWE World Heavyweight Title.

We noted before that John Cena and Daniel Bryan were being planned to be pushed as the #1 and #2 guys in WWE coming out of WrestleMania XXX. Cesaro will also be pushed big time and is being planned for a big match at SummerSlam. Other names to be pushed hard after WrestleMania include Bray Wyatt, Roman Reigns, Batista, Brock Lesnar & Paul Heyman and Randy Orton.

There has been talk of bringing back the King of the Ring name and ppv. The WWE feels that now that both titles are unified its important to give the roster another goal to shoot for. William Regal has been a big advocate of the event returning. It has been several years since the King of the Ring ppv has been apart of the regular WWE ppv schedule and many within the company feel like the ppv would be fresh if resurrected.

Win or lose there are more plans set in place for the Undertaker post Wrestlemania 30. There have been talks of two major feuds for the dead man before he officially retires. One feud would be against Cesaro and that one would run throughout the summer. The other would be either against Bray Wyatt or John Cena heading into the next Wrestlemania. The Undertaker has expressed great interest in continuing his current schedule he also has recent praised many of the young superstars backstage. Most notably: Cesaro, Big E, Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper and Roman Reigns. Speaking of Luke Harper, a mini-feud between the two big men has also been talked about. It would be probably be a lead in or apart of the Bray Wyatt feud if things go as planned.

The United States title will most likely be fazed out within the next 2 years. The company wants a larger focus on the Intercontinental title and to make that belt be the premier title of the mid card. The Divas Championship may also go through a redesign as many within the locker room have been pushing for a title that more so resemble the NXT Women's Title or the Women's Title of old.

[Shadrick]

Tazz, if you died, i would interrupt your memorial like Punk did Bearer.

Thus, my heel turn would be complete.

[Blitz]

A Bray Wyatt/Undertaker feud would be amazing.

[Blitz]

Also can we talk for a second about how Adam Rose is the greatest thing in wrestling and possibly the world at large right now.

[Shisen Kopf]

A Bray Wyatt/Undertaker feud would be amazing.

Biker undertaker only.

[Lock Jaw]

http://distilleryimage2.ak.instagram.com/4141a87ea62011e3a7ff1252913d5866_8.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/a8ffedb146ae8d00748a1370bb159636/tumblr_mvwd3v7mJA1rnjfjfo1_r1_400.gif

Rise Above Gravity

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cesaro is fucking amazing. That needs to be said every couple of posts. I don't believe the rumors that The Undertaker will work full programs over the summer and such. It was cool to see him work a week over in England. I could see the WWE doing that and having The Undertaker vs. Cesaro at one of those shows. If Taker is really high on Cesaro, he should put him over in a singles match at one of those.

If the King of the Ring tournament returns, Cesaro should also win that.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/src/1394302323970.gif

[Seth82]

Terry Funk inducts Billy Robinson into the Hall of Heroes in 2010.

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[Cool King]

Fandango now supports a football team over here.

Got to say, he's a smart man. Isn't that right Mr. Iginfest?

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/video-echo-reporter-neil-docking-6782315

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Fandango just officially announced that he is a jobber for life.

[Shisen Kopf]

He's no Bushwhacker Luke. Wooooo!

[Mercenary]

He's no Bushwhacker Luke. Wooooo!

Or Tatanka!

[#1-norm-fan]

Sorry. But I think if we could turn back time, Fandango would end Tatanka's streak.

[Tazz Dan]

Fandango vs Tatanka at survivor series.

[Blue Demon]

http://i.imgur.com/0Lc14xb.png

[KaosDarksol]

http://i.imgur.com/0Lc14xb.png

They better be playing No Mercy

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Its that or WrestleMania 2000 but they probably aren't playing it at all.

[FourFifty]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2014/03/NXT_211_Photo_10.jpg

[Swiss Ultimate]

Its that or WrestleMania 2000 but they probably aren't playing it at all.

You are calling two amazing performers liars for no reason. You really need to stop being such a bad person.

Consider being a nice guy who says and does nice things for people.

[Mr. Nerfect]

What to do with Fandango? The guy is too good to not be doing anything. Maybe they should do a storyline where he gets injured in a dance-off with someone. Fandango then becomes obsessed with this Superstar, watching his matches, etc. Maybe they can call up a new guy and give them the shot with Fandango? Someone like Sami Zayn or Adrian Neville.

[Mr. Nerfect]

It'd kind of be like Cody Rhodes' deranged character, but with Johnny Curtis.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Paul Heyman should claim that he owns Curtis Axel's name, and he prohibits him from using it. Axel then starts using different names each week he teams with Ryback. The announcers try to remember what he's using this week, but do remind us that he is a former Intercontinental Champion regardless of what his name is.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I still want to see a random Epico & Primo vs. Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins feud exclusively on either Superstars or Main Event. Maybe they could even do it in NXT. Have no reference made to Los Matadores whilst Epico & Primo are wrestling together. Rosa Mendes appears in their corner like in the old days. It starts off as a friendly rivalry between these two teams, due to the friendship between Primo and Zack Ryder, but it turns bitter fast.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Tyler Breeze is too over to be a heel in NXT. He should start off all cowardly and such like he currently is, but as soon as someone smacks him in the face he turns into a vicious and credible thread that just kicks a lot of ass and wins all his matches cleanly. He can play your usual heel character on RAW and SmackDown, but in NXT give him the chance to work face.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Emma should turn heel in NXT and have a vicious series of grudge matches with Paige after costing her the Women's Championship to Summer Rae.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Christian should lose a Hair vs. Hair Match to Sheamus and then go insane looking at himself in a mirror. He makes it his mission to make sure Sheamus never wins another World Championship in the WWE, and not only continues killing it in the ring, but he becomes a manager to Superstars that go against Sheamus. He becomes the Lex Luthor to Sheamus' Superman.

[ron the dial]

noid cutting loose! hot damn!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Since he is rich, Alberto Del Rio should pay to have his own segment at WrestleMania where he tells everybody about how great he is. Ricardo Rodriguez gets on the mic from the Spanish announce table and tells Del Rio to shut up, and then Del Rio goes out to hurt Ricardo. The lights go out and then Sting is waiting there with a baseball bat and chases off Del Rio, setting up Sting's first WWE feud, with Ricardo Rodriguez as his special ring announcer and pupil.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kofi Kingston should get a gimmick where he using ancient powers to channel a demon called "Nahaje"that lives inside him. Nahaje becomes Kofi Kingston's "serious badass" persona.

[Mr. Nerfect]

KENTA should be signed to the WWE and given his own facepaint design and called "Djinn." Although obviously being Japanese in appearance, the origins of Djinn are never mentioned, and he skyrockets through NXT, winning the championship from Adrian Neville. He uses the GTS and Knee Plus, which is used to create associations with CM Punk and Daniel Bryan. The commentators pretend they are actually scared of how dangerous this man is.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Evan Bourne should be given a Christian faith healer gimmick. He claims that he was blessed with the powers of flight and of healing.
"I'm not just Evan Bourne; I'm Evan Rebourne!"

[#1-norm-fan]

noid cutting loose! hot damn!

Please do not feed the Noid.

[ron the dial]

i'll take noid fantasy booking over 90% of the other shit posted in this forum

[#1-norm-fan]

Yoshi Tatsu should get a "kamikaze" gimmick where he is hired by heels to run in and get his ass beat by faces to distract them.

[#1-norm-fan]

You know. Because he's Japanese.

[#1-norm-fan]

That idea isn't completely out of the realm of possibility actually...

[#1-norm-fan]

There should be a gimmick where a different diva mysteriously goes into labor every week and when they have their baby backstage, it's Alex Riley. And as soon as he pops out and says "mama!", the camera pans to the diva's disappointed expression and we hear the Price is Right loser horn.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Baby Alex Riley would be amazing.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I was about to say -- Yoshi Tatsu should join 3MB as Yoshi Ono and compliment it with occasional readings of beat poetry.

[ron the dial]

There should be a gimmick where a different diva mysteriously goes into labor every week and when they have their baby backstage, it's Alex Riley. And as soon as he pops out and says "mama!", the camera pans to the diva's disappointed expression and we hear the Price is Right loser horn.
see, this is a #1-wwf-fan post i can enjoy.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Camacho should be called up as 3MB's hired security. Although 3MB are easily defeated by most of their opponents (except for Yoshi Ono, who manages to be quite effective), "Donny" actually kicks a lot of ass. Because he's Haku's son.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Justin Gabriel should join the commentary team but never say anything. Michael Cole, JBL and Jerry Lawler ask him what he is doing out there, and he just stares at them and smiles. This goes on for a number of weeks until a heel calls out Gabriel for just sitting out there and not saying anything. Gabriel then proceeds to kick their ass and walk to the back. He returns to in-ring competition the next week. Renee Young asks Gabriel about how it feels to be back, and Gabriel just smiles at her and says nothing.

[#1-norm-fan]

I was about to say -- Yoshi Tatsu should join 3MB as Yoshi Ono and compliment it with occasional readings of beat poetry.

You want him to fuck Drew McIntyre, too?

[Shisen Kopf]

i'll take noid fantasy booking over 90% of the other shit posted in this forum

I'm in the 10% of high quality booking here.

[ron the dial]

I'm in the 10% of high quality booking here.
10% of high quality haikus

[ron the dial]

highkus, if you will.

[#1-norm-fan]

Shisen is the best fantasy booker in the history of our sport.

[Mr. Nerfect]

JTG saves Goldust and Cody Rhodes from a beat-down from a heel team one week. The commentators are confused about why JTG would help out Cody Rhodes and Goldust. JTG reveals that in the time he spent away from the WWE, he did some looking into his background, and it turns out that his mom is WWE legend, Sapphire. His dad? Well, that was none other than Dusty Rhodes himself. JTG changes his name to Cosby Rhodes and begins wearing black and yellow polka dots.

[Mr. Nerfect]

You want him to fuck Drew McIntyre, too?

That is entirely between those gentlemen. But in storylines, why not?

[ron the dial]

lol cosby rhodes

[Mr. Nerfect]

John Cena suffers a worked head injury in one of his matches. Cena needs to be reminded who he is and what he is capable of in WWE. John says that he looks at the legacy John Cena built for himself, and he doesn't know if he can live up to it. Cena then gets an inspirational speech from a new manager and is told that he needs to do it for the sick kids. Cena isn't sure he can beat the guy who gave him his head injury, but he will damn sure try.

The manager stays in the corner of Cena, and begins exploiting John. He tells him things like "Daniel Bryan was never your friend and stole your girlfriend." Cena tries to win back Brie from Bryan after seeing photos of him and Nikki together. Bryan, Brie and Nikki try and tell Cena the truth, but he won't have any of it -- the manager is too far in his head. It turns out that the manager is a puppet of The Authority and they are trying to turn Cena into their corporate champion again, and use him to destroy Daniel Bryan.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Sister Abigail, whom many believed to be a deceased figure or one of Bray Wyatt's imagination, actually reveals herself to be AJ Lee. She was the girl who found Bray Wyatt when they were both down and out. AJ was living in cars at the time, but still gave whatever warmth she could to Bray. It's revealed that Wyatt's wars against John Cena, Daniel Bryan and Kane weren't forced by The Authority, but rather their mistreatment of Abigail Lee.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jason Alberts becomes a backstage interviewer that accidentally says the opposite of what he means:

"That was a terrible match, Cesaro. You're clearly the weakest indivdiual in all of WWE."

He then makes a sound like he got tongue-tied and says that he's "Sorry, not sorry."

The gimmick extends to his color commentary and he becomes a target for some bitter heels and Alberts beats them up when threatened.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Emma gets pregnant with Santino Marella's child. Emma has a tough decision to make, and wants to consider canceling the pregnancy so she can focus on her athletic career. Santino Marella is angered by this, because it's his child too. The pro-life/pro-choice debate is addressed by the WWE in ridiculous accents.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Becky Lynch debuts as a Sheamus-obsessed fan. The Celtic Warrior turns her advances down, and the scorned Lynch calls in her brother, Prince Devitt, to beat up Sheamus. Becky reveals that she's with a real red-headed man now, and reveals that Heath Slater is now her brother's tag team partner (this is after 3MB, Yoshi Ono and Donny have all gone their separate ways).

[Tom Guycott]

http://i.imgur.com/0Lc14xb.png

Dig Diggety Dog

[Tom Guycott]

Evan Bourne should be given a Christian faith healer gimmick. He claims that he was blessed with the powers of flight and of healing.
"I'm not just Evan Bourne; I'm Evan Rebourne!"

And not the religion of Christianity, but an actual Christian faith healer. Invoking the name of Christian. He jobbed for your sins, but will rise again in 3 days for one more match.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

http://i.imgur.com/asu0MtF.gif

what's this from?

[Lock Jaw]

Reading all these Noid Post Quickies makes me think that Noid needs to do his very own ARMCHAIR WARFARE: Noid Edition.

[VSG]

Noid gone woild

[Hanso Amore]

Ify ou want to read a ton of hot garbage then yes

[Poit]

http://i.imgur.com/fcfz9FK.jpg

[Swiss Ultimate]

Nice one.

[FourFifty]

I'd wear that shirt.

[GD]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/643984_545705472110589_280909404_n.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

http://distilleryimage11.s3.amazonaws.com/5f6bf31ca68011e381b312310118f31f_8.jpg

Bayley Circa 2005

[FourFifty]

So they're dancing over what equates to about $3.76?

[Droford]

Sister Abigail, whom many believed to be a deceased figure or one of Bray Wyatt's imagination, actually reveals herself to be AJ Lee. She was the girl who found Bray Wyatt when they were both down and out. AJ was living in cars at the time, but still gave whatever warmth she could to Bray. It's revealed that Wyatt's wars against John Cena, Daniel Bryan and Kane weren't forced by The Authority, but rather their mistreatment of Abigail Lee.
Don't forget Punk.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Love Bayley so much. Find her adorable. Solid worker too.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I want Summer Rae to be the next NXT Women's Champion, but I think they'll probably give the title to Charlotte. Bayley would make a great choice to dethrone her and get the title. Truth be told, she's probably ready for a main roster spot, however -- it's just an issue of timing.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Don't forget Punk.

If The Wyatt Family started targeting Hornswoggle, Dolph Ziggler and Primo, things would be really weird.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I want to see more of Hunico's Sin Cara on my television screen.

[The Rogerer]

Just watching Punk vs Cena MITB 2011. A great study in how you can keep a match exciting while blowing every big spot.

[Emperor Smeat]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhnEctRIQAAFfRp.jpg

[Poit]

After reading that, I now understand how to pronounce that less.

[Poit]

Like, is the 'v' silent?

[XL]

I'd have said so.

[Lock Jaw]

NIMONYA

[Cool King]

I don't know how I feel about Rusev.

To be fair, I've not seen much from him but he just strikes me as Kozlov V2.

[Cool King]

Actually, when I think about it. I'm really not feeling much for the NXT guys. To me, they all look pretty bad. It sounds bad but they all look like your average indie guys with bad gimmicks/names/looks. I know it sounds harsh and I'm most likely coming across as a bit of a dick, but I don't mean to. It's just the way I feel about them. :-\

I'm still not a fan of Big E and he's been on the main roster for just over a year now and I'm also not feeling anything for Emma.

[Cool King]

NIMONYA

Pneumonia.